What causes soldiers to dump perfectly fine food on the floor and instead eat little biscuits for 5 days?How do we fix this?
>>65159533>How do we fix this?No desert until you eat your dinner.>"If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding! How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?!"
>>65159544I fear the boys will not give a fuck about the eating rules and order while out in the field
>>65159533Cook it for them. Plop a ready meal in their lap with a spork in it and tell them to eat.
>>65159550Mobile kitchens are obsolete in the era of hyper fast maneuver warfare
>>65159553>hyper fast maneuver warfareThe battle lines in Ukraine have been nearly static for the last several years.
>>65159553I'm not talking about mobile kitchens.
>>65159558>microplastic filled slopi'll take the crackers
>>65159559>>microplastic filled slop>i'll take the microplastic filled dog treats
>>65159556Ukraine war is a fluke. It only got stalemated because Russia is bad at logistics. Look at how fast Schwarzkopf's left hook moved during the gulf war recently. Thats how real war is done.
>>65159559Microplastics is climate change for the right wing.
>>65159545Are they too busy to keep thier peas from touching thier carrots, wykwim?
>>65159558Looks good to me.>>65159563Just put the slop on the crackers.
>>65159580"Forever chemicals" are the whale songs for the 2030's
>>65159580There are microplastics in my testicles anon.
>>65159601They cut some guy's brain up and found a bunch of plastics in there
>>65159580My guy its always leftist climate activists banning plastic. They hate plastic packaging too and for more reasons.
>>65159569It's stalemated because neither side has the ability to resolve the tactical dilemma posed by modern artillery and ISTAR.>concentrate forces - get artillery on top of you and you die before making contact>disperse and infiltrate - lack the power to capture ground and drones are enough to kill you
>>65159601>There are microplastics in my testicles anon.They'd have to be microplastics. Regular sized plastics wouldn't fit in something so small.
>>65159607How are you able to tell the exact size of testicles after simply gargling the scrotum anon?
>>65159606gather just-in-time and then zigzag, it can't be that hard.
>>65159617Well-earned escape
>>65159580Microplastics is why we have so many more troons than 25-odd years ago. They produce estrogen-analogues as they break down, and all that shit ends up fucking endocrine systems.
>>65159606Russia had a real chance at winning in the opening leaf of the conflict, but tripped over their own shoelaces thanks to failures in leadership at every level.
Eating preserved food for several days straight can become tiresome, especially if it's heavily seasoned.
>>65159623Looking at the operation, it seems most likely to me it was an intelligence / glownigger failure, where they thought they had compromised and bribed the system into failure.There were some articles on this years back as well, where the supposedly bribed Ukrainians just took the money and did nothing.
>>65159569The Gulf war ended 35 years ago. That's like calling WW1 recent at the start of the Vietnam war.
>>65159617>SERPENTINE!>SERPENTINE!https://youtu.be/_nU1itOdJ2M?si=FHQxREfPmIOHA3c-Still so classic.
>>65159622>microplastics didnt exist thirty years agolollmao
>>65159622>Microplastics is why we have so many more troons than 25-odd years agoThat and single moms and same sex parents.
>>65159533Provide more nutritious biscuits.
>>65159622The plastics we had in kids toys in the 80s was much worse than anything we have had the last 25 years. Literally ball shrinking phthalates in pacifiers.You would know that if you weren't a dumb zoomer.
>>65159698You do understand how the passage of time and material degradation works, right? All the disgusting bisphenolic shit from 40-something years ago has been influencing hormonal imbalances in foetuses and developing children in the decades after it's been thrown out.
>>65159559Most, probably above 90%, of the microplastics that are in your body don't come directly from the packaging you eat out of. The packaging does play a role in the long term, but it's mostly a waste issue with microplastics from discarded plastics (tires, clothing, everything in the world basically) reintegrating with water cycles and food chains. They could put the food in whatever, it's already got microplastics in it. Unintuitively, it is not the bag you eat out of, but the many bags before it which have placed microplastics in your plastic bag.
>>65159688I bet if they make 'em nutritious, biscuits will start to taste like shit and grunts will either eat the food like they are supposed to be or starve.
>>65159623>>65159625The highway of doom was more than just failures in leadership.
>>65159817All responsibility travels upwards.Ultimately all is the fault of Putin, his leadership and his decision to extend politics into warfare.
>>65159533Make it taste good?It can't be that hard, there are shittons of companies that make canned food and figured out how to make it tastey.
>>65159601they better start paying rent
>>65159622>They produce estrogen-analogues as they break downThe problem is that they do NOT break down retard kun, that's why they are everywhere to begin with.
They intentionally don't make the food too tasty so fatfucks don't inhale all their food for a 3 day operation in the first meal. Its supposed to be palatable enough to taste good if you're starving.
>>65159817It was the result of desastrous leadership decisions that were made a few years before the invasion.
>>65159668Not to be that guy but women don't have a monopoly on being selfish cunts.
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>>65159604>My guy its always leftist climate activists banning plastic. They hate plastic packaging too and for more reasons.This. Say what you will are the leftists, but they've been going after plastics harder for longer. They'd say "what took you so long?" to MAHA.
>What causes young people to try to live on a diet of pizza, sugar, chocolate and alcohol Stupidity and the infuriating capacity for their bodies to tank anything that gets thrown at it.>How do we fix this?Mix in some older boys to yell at them.Throw your hands up in exasperation. They will learn eventually.
>>65159559>>65159580>>65159601microplastics are old news anons, the new threat is nanoplastics!
>>65159849>The problem is that they do NOT break down Of course they break down, otherwise there wouldn't *be* micro/nanoplastics in the first place. What they *don't* do, is decompose.
>>65159559Microplastics are everywhere.
>>65159544I don't think trying to get the boys into the sandbox will make them finish their meals
>>65159611Small testes energy
>>65159580>>65159601Wasn't there a study recently that determined that a lot of the microplastics studies were contaminated by the scientists' own nitrile-coated gloves?
How important is nutrition for soldiers? Just give them a good nutrient cube. Soldiers dont need michelin crap.
>>65160898Soldiers fight harder when they're not depressed.
>>65161026Fight smarter, not harder. Give them the cubes.
>>65159622>plastics are over 100 years old
>>65161081Almost 80.
>>65159580They hated him for he said the truth
>>65159622Having troons live rent-free is causing you more damage than microplastics ever will.
>>65161081>plastics are over 100 years old Yes.
>>65159569Oh yeah? Iran doesn't look like it'll revolve itself any time soon either. Nor Lebanon.
>>65161073Fighting smart is the officers' job and officers have options. They could just as easily pick a career where they don't have to eat cubes every day.
>>65159550>>65159553The IDF had issued new selfheating MREs in 2024https://www.idf.il/%D7%90%D7%AA%D7%A8%D7%99-%D7%99%D7%97%D7%99%D7%93%D7%95%D7%AA/%D7%99%D7%95%D7%9E%D7%9F-%D7%94%D7%9E%D7%9C%D7%97%D7%9E%D7%94/%D7%9B%D7%9C-%D7%94%D7%9B%D7%AA%D7%91%D7%95%D7%AA/%D7%9B%D7%AA%D7%91%D7%95%D7%AA-%D7%99%D7%99%D7%96%D7%95%D7%9E%D7%95%D7%AA/%D7%9E%D7%90%D7%A8%D7%96%D7%99-%D7%9E%D7%96%D7%95%D7%9F-%D7%9E%D7%A0%D7%95%D7%AA-%D7%A7%D7%A8%D7%91-%D7%9E%D7%A0%D7%A7%D7%99%D7%9D-%D7%97%D7%99%D7%93%D7%95%D7%A9%D7%99%D7%9D-%D7%9E%D7%AA%D7%97%D7%9E%D7%9D-%D7%A1%D7%97%D7%9C%D7%91-%D7%9E%D7%A0%D7%95%D7%AA-%D7%9E%D7%97%D7%9C%D7%A7%D7%AA%D7%99%D7%95%D7%AA-%D7%9C%D7%95%D7%97%D7%9E%D7%99%D7%9D-%D7%90%D7%95%D7%9B%D7%9C-%D7%9C%D7%95%D7%92%D7%99%D7%A1%D7%98%D7%99%D7%A7%D7%94-%D7%90%D7%98%D7%9C-%D7%9E%D7%96%D7%95%D7%9F/
>>65161846I ain't clicking that shit
>>65160379Yes, but the issue is that microplastics are so endemic we have to figure out even how to test them with clean equipment that doesn't shed microplastics. Its not a case of them being careless, its a case of us just not knowing how easily plastics will shed. You have to do a total supply chain insulated from plastic to even get your plastic levels down.
>>65161846WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON!
>>65161891>>65161876It's just non-latin scripthttps://www.idf.il/אתרי-יחידות/יומן-המלחמה/כל-הכתבות/כתבות-ייזומות/מארזי-מזון-מנות-קרב-מנקים-חידושים-מתחמם-סחלב-מנות-מחלקתיות-לוחמים-אוכל-לוגיסטיקה-אטל-מזון/ >>65161846Add a space after the link before copying.
>>65161903I aint clicking no goa'uld linkkeep your tapeworms
>>65161907>I aint clicking no goa'uld link
>>65160051only actual adult on the board>>65159533>What causes soldiers to dump perfectly fine food on the floor and instead eat little biscuits for 5 days?when you're stressed and exhausted you just want to eat your entire m eal in one easy self-enclosed hand-held package and sleep, you're too tired to open six different pouches and put this much water in that particular pouch but that much water in this particular pouch and wait for that one to heat up and cool but shake this one regularly FUCK IT JUST GIVE ME A BAR OF SWEET CALORIES AND LET ME FUCKING SLEEPthat's why the sandwich and the pasty was inventedalso you can't be doing all the above while being properly on watch and/or in the pouring rain>How do we fix this?replace all MREs with FSRs, fund more field kitchens, and fire any commissariat who forces troops to eat FSRs for more than 3 days straight
>>65159544Based Pink Floyd enjoyer
>>65159559The only way to avoid them is no plastic at any point in the manufacturing or packaging, Australia found they actually leave the body fast if your diet contains none but manufacturers won't stop using plastic until regulations force them.https://www.uwa.edu.au/news/article/2026/april/research-shows-fast-and-effective-way-to-reduce-plastics-in-body>>65159580But I'm far left and care about micro plastics, climate change & land clearing.Hitler and Marx agreed protecting the environment is important, if you disagree it's because of propaganda.
>>65161907GOOLD?
>>65159601There's a devil in my dick and some demons in my semen
