Kan Colle Editionhttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>Simulate schizophrenic auditory hallucinations with the sound player plugin!On mobile, filtered by the plugin otherwise? No problem!https://x.com/Squirreltail_A/status/2050659312855335277/video/1Previous >>65159638>Images (limit reached)
>there are currently 3 /ak/ threads upThat anon has to be mega pissed
>>65161254Dont have a job any more so just dumped my jsdf folder while drinking the morning coffeeIt was 11am yeah...
>>65161523Would post more rn but got mind to make my truck fly on them back roads
>Go forth my boatfuckers! bring our message to the masses!t. Admiral Thrax
>>65161523Oh...
>>65161521You mean the cape slop >>65148448 poster? He gets what he fucking deserves
Got some art I liked from Pixiv, don't recall seeing these posted here
Is it wierd that i used to save every anime girl with guns picbut now i just dont. Now its wow gun more detailed but everything like scale and general artstyle is off or ai slop. And its not that i minded before when it was all fucked up. I saved those. Theres a difference between this guys shits all fucked up and its unformly fucked up and photoshopped gun + filter +anime woman.
>>65161537Nah. There was one guy a little bit ago who chimed in about how we were posting images way too much which lead to multiple threads being up and he didn't like it. He was also in the last thread talking about it. btw that homelanderposter is right but ONLY about vtubers. I'm sorry guys but c'mon.
Can there not be 20 threads of just random image spam for /ak/? I'm having a hard time keeping up...That'd be nice, mmk...
>>65161590You're gonna leave us one day to go get cigarettes and milk... arent you..
>>65161506Squirreltail is one of my favorite MMD creators, but I only watch the SFW stuff.
>What's wrong, Weebnigger-sama? You've barely touched the tonkatsu
>>65161600...n-no.
>>65161524Lmao bent the airdam in taking some "roads"Think its time to lift the truck now
>>65161590Random?Normal is just that AK guy over and over
>>65161654I WANT A CHEESEBURGER
>>65161931you don't deserve a burger, silly little weeaboo!
Lmao the Serb larper is 100% going to end up falling in love with and marrying a Muslim. This is why 19 year olds shouldnt be indulged when they pretend to have strong political opinions
Lmao the DEI agent is 100% going to end up failing in profession and corrupting a teenager. This is why blog posters shouldn't be indulged when they pretend to have strong character traits>>65161530Don't get it twisted, I'm doing this out of spite>>65161575He can get fucked too but Lardagus is a treasure so I wont Bump>>65161610>SFWIf it's "safe" to be bullshitting at your desk then the abbreviation is an indictment on the "work" place itself quite frankly
>PSA has a FDE PS90 Do I? I have a FDE FN Five SeveN to match.
I got my job through an open to public posting, and Feds can’t consider race with hiring anyway
I want to kiss RPK's erotic knees!
>>65162034
Also what happened in the last thread? It went by so quickly
>>65162027wait you really work for the DEA? What the fuck is a glownigger like you doing here anyways?
>>65162044he is here to monitor our waifus for nefarious purposes
>>65162044Not DEA, he's DEI (diversity hire) because he couldn't stop being a stereotypical wog to save his life
>>65161999>Don't get it twisted, I'm doing this out of spiteI mean this is kinda how i got into boatgirls to begin with. I don't really like Arpeggio desu but it's the best of the three shipgirl animes. Kancolle is just "Honarabunippin dindunuffin nanking not true! 1937 best year of life!" azur lane is "Lesbians! but boats!" and arpeggio opened with a Burke being exploded by a hypersonic missile so i was like "you have my interest but can you hold it?"the answer is no. I played ocean man over the credits because i thought it was funny to ruin an emotional moment with >THE SEQUENCE OF A LIFE FORM BRAISED IN THE SANDSOAKING UP THE THIRST OF THE LAND
>>65162044I don’t work for the fucking DEA, what a bunch of creeps. I start tomorrow with the DOJ
>>65162072Kongo also helped. I saw her for the first time and immediately went "Wife" then kept watching the anime in the same way you stay in that one discord server for that one person
Department of Jizya>>65162072>advanced ironic-viewingYou have my respect
>government hiring browns to enforce laws upon WhitesMany such cases
>>65162115>phoneposter saving downscaled/compressed versions of imagesMany such cases
>>65162123I only save stuff from here, blame the other posters!
>>65162115He certainly met the prerequisite of projecting his own fetishes upon the white man
>>65162129>blame the other posters!>he says while posting images whose filenames end with "m"you're saving a downscaled mobile version of the image, instead of the full size version that the other poster actually uploaded
>>65161953REEEEEE
PTA doesn’t draw enough pubic hair
looking forward to lottas
>>65161537I'm not the one doing it, but it brings me great joy to know you're still mad about my post days later.
>>65162113My ironic watching got to the point where I've been world building for a fanfic for years at this point where the Fog accidentally lure the (NOT) empire from star wars to an alternate earth and are forced to partake in the Space war in the Midwest on the side of the humans. I've made more shitposts then I've written
I humbly request any I-401 you gents may have. Alternatively, any tall, leggy athletic brown girls will do the trick as well.>t.druk and doing some Benny goodman listening after yet another botched weekend with a girl who’s botching me as well and we’re both too autistic to do anything about it
>>65162209Post more laughing gifs I don’t have enough
>>65162036she looks very submissive
fresh lewds from /k/ artist
>>65162233Is this based off a real photo? It better not be fucking Luhan or whatever her name is
>>65162231I imagine RPK-16 would switch between submissive and dominant on a whim in bed
>>65162242
>>65162164Good
I want RPK to violently tongue fuck me
>>65162233Rails make a gun look cheap and fake.
>>65162258Look I think Q makes stupid, overpriced products for boomers and so ylennials but this is a retarded take. Its not the rails that make it look bad its the tacky ass anodizing colors like "rose" or "bronze" that makes it look like an apple product
>>65162240>>65162258
>>65162248I love POVs of girls grabbing ties so much.
>>65161999>If it's "safe" to be bullshitting at your desk then the abbreviation is an indictment on the "work" place itself quite franklyI literally do nothing at work, bro. No, meetings aren't work. I enjoy talking in front of people because I love the sound of my voice.
>>65162209>stopped posting cape slopYou must have received a warning for it, kek>>65162224>non-AI generated image to depict conceptGood man>>65162233>>65162240>>65162258>>65162273>airshit>>65162285>Real life Patrick BatemanOmedetou
>>65162300As a matter of fact, I did not to be quite frank about it.
>>65162300the only AI I will ever support is my hot quantum computer wife
>>65161506All you ship homos are a plague. Same with the avatar posting tards
>>65162374>>65162131What the fuck are these screen caps meant to prove? This is mental illness bordering on barney fag. Just random ordinary posts. Legit schizo material Like what am I supposed to see in these pictures that makes me go "oh yeah thats bad"?
>>65162383It proves that this general is schizo mentally ill general. People use it as a blog for their mental illness.
>>65162402>It proves that this general is schizo mentally ill general. >People use it as a blog for their mental illness.Where do you think we are?
>>65162233>>65162273Am i the only one that doesnt like having Guns and IRL women mix? Ive never met a real life girl who was into guns. And any girls that were into guns were annoying pick mes who obviously were into whatever their boyfriend/husband were into, no original opinion at all. Ive met more race queens thay were actually into cars than real gun bunnies. It just feels fake and forced and I find it a little insulting when they use chicks to advertise guns, like they think im some fucking dog. If you have a good gun, the gun is whats gonna make me pay attention.Obviously anime girls don't count and ill look at them all the time.
>>65162437God you people are pathetic and will never reproduce. I'm glad you don't, or you'll pass your mental illness
>>65162331>watching The Boyz unironicallyHow queer of you! >>65162354>machine sentienceImagine>>65162383>wog>thinks miscegenation is OKMany such cases!>>65162402Blog posters are indeed mentally ill>>65162437Struth, instructing women how to shoot is a real chore
>>65162448Most people will never reproduce soon, the global birthrate is sitting at 2.2 right now, that's 0.1 point away from falling below replacement levels.Even fucking India is like 1.9 now.
>>65162465I'm not talking about Yukari I'm talking about the other half dozen random screen caps you post in every single thread. You don't make any sense
>>65162473I did not post this >>65162374 that image was captured by someone else. Botes are a tool of subversion to which I have taken
>>65162494No, they're a mental illness. As evidenced by the capture above.
>>65162437>Am i the only one...This phrase doesn't apply 99.99999999% of the time in on the internet. If out in the wild and I see a woman with a gun I don't care too much. I do think pretty much all of them got the interest from a male in their life, much like you would think the opposite for a man with a quilting kit. Every once in a while they surprise me with what they know, but they mostly do guns like they do pretty much every other hobby of theirs these days, superficially and for attention.But I share your distaste for shit like booth babes. I saw it a lot when I was sourcing mining equipment. It is insulting, like the only thing the manufacturer/marketer thought would actually interest a buyer would be dumb grug sex bullshit and not actual qualities or attributes of what's supposed to be a very precise piece of equipment. Makes it look like they're hiding deficiencies more than anything else. Which is a shame because often they aren't covering anything up, it's just what salesmen expect to work on lonely boomers.
>>65162264How do I achieve this?
>>65162508>much like you would think the opposite for a man with a quilting kitWhy a quilting kit of all things. You got something you wanna tell us
>>65162508Really makes you think, huh? Boomers are way past the point (the youngest is 62 this year )where they could have a sex drive and yet they still go wild for low brow shit like that.
>>65162182new lotta arta little too late for friday (or a bit too early, depending on your perspective), but foxu helle
>>65162507Developing any feelings that won't / can't be reciprocated is mental illness, anon
>>65162523Quilting in my area is near exclusively done by very nice old church ladies. I go to the state fair every year and it has male and female divisions for its quilting competitions. I very much doubt the male entrants got started with their fathers. It was just the first thing that came to mind for a 'female' hobby that doesn't actually have a substantial amount of men in it like baking or home decor. If there is a load of dudes out there into quilting that would be news to me.>>65162530It's fucking awful how goddamn gullible they are. Waitresses give them the time of day and they'll give out massive tips and tell everyone how they "still got it". Salesmen tell them how smart they are to consider their product and make a sale every time. Indian applicants call them sir and tell them how they always wanted to toil in IT under their brilliant leadership of a roof bolt manufacturer and get hired without even checking any of their references. Blow the slightest smoke up their asses and they'll go head over heels. I wish my autistic ass could stand to do that, I would have a lot more money than I do now.
>>65161538Are you the same guy that asked us if we'd want a game in his art style? Cause these two images are really selling me on it>>65161542>>65161545
>>65161970>marrying a MuslimI doubt he'd convert, so she'd need to apostatize and risk getting honor-killed
>>65162513God, I wish I knew
>>65162629Isn't this Polilla's art?
>>65161590I've been trying to get them to stop, but they just piss and shit all over the placethe uptick in off-topic images and textless image dumps (not to be confused with your scan dumps) is getting kind of out of handthere are stretches where the general might as well be a thread on /e/>just almost nude women from series which are kind of sort of vaguely related to weapons>no text>dumping 10+ images at a timeI don't think the mods or jannies are going to do anything, but I know we can do better
>>65162858sloppa...
Why are wome with eyepatches so hot? I wonder if it would be as sexy in real life as in 2d. I don't think I have ever seen anyone with one in real life. That blonde chick in the fallout show was pretty hot.
>>65162897Yea
I wonder if women with eyepatches would be very self-conscious about it
One of my favorite M16 pics ever
>>65162988I've only seen one person in my life that wore an eye patch and it was an old black lady at lowes talking to an amish guy. >I wonder if it would be as sexy in real life as in 2d.Moderately attractive women can get away with wearing whatever they want so yeah I'm pretty sure one would look sexy on them.
>>65163025>old black lady with an eyepatch at lowes talking to an amish guyWhat a random encounter, I wonder what they were speaking about
Ok but do you have girls with non-firearm weapons?
>>65163031No idea. Could be he was curious or maybe he was helping her, they were in the fasteners isle and what have you. I remember I was walking and saw the eye patch out the corner of my eye and did a double take on it. No joke intended but its really eye catching when you see one
>>65163059Where is her mouth?
>>65163073I would not only let 416 do that, but I would demand it as her Shikikan.
>>65163085>I would demand it as her Shikikan.That takes the fun out of it though
>>65163073Disgusting robot hag i will have you dismantled for this
>>65161590>>65161666>>65162914What the hell do you guys think is different?Look at this thread from 2018https://desuarchive.org/k/thread/37307332/The only thing that might be different is maybe an increase in girls with out guns but that's even a stretch.Now if you will excuse me, I will be going to In 'n Out burger and listening to AgonyOST. See you in a few hours.
>>65163102For her. This is my way of punishing this obsessive T-Doll. >but I want Shikikan to resist a bitNah, bitch. I'm a straight up slut.
>>65163104>pizza and rough baby making segs with daughter
>>65163120I wonder how many anons from back then are still with us today?
>>65163120Can I haz cheeseburger plz?
We bloodborne now nigga
>>65163073How about you post weapons that aren't typical?
>>65161506Impregnate flatties.
>>65163164I started posting on /k/ sometime around early 2017 so yeah. But I didn’t get a trip till 2021
>>65163120>no links to previous or subsequent thread>breads baked prior to the image limit Wow, /ak/ was damaged years before I ever showed up>>65163310Just make sure to ask for her id beforehand
>>65163357I (and other anons) have really tried to make sure that we have an unbroken chain of links through the archive
>>65163357Oh you gonna turn down some nice young lady just becuase the governments dumb ass oppinions? What are you some kind of boot licking cuckold?
Oh God Soppedo is back
>>65163399cute guy
>>65163399some say he never left
listen here you degenerate faggots, We only like tall big tiddied moms roun' these parts.
>>65163440speak for yourself
>>65163440I wont say no to most breasts but there is something intensely erotic about sucking a flatties titty and being able to feel her heartbeat through your lips.20 out of 10 experience.
>>65163440I wish I had one
>>65163440Shut up retarded SS schizo. You will never have a family or offsprings. Your mentally ill fantasies will be your undoing until you rope. All avatar posting tards have mental issues.
>>65163440nope
>>65163488rude and not nice, Schutzstaffel is definitely gonna make it
hell yeah I love the small sniper dork girl
>>65163440Can't say I agree.
>>65163488>SS schizo.>springfield schizo schizomfw when
>>65163440Frequenting nhentai has given me a loli fetish. It’s honestly kind of concerning. Like, I obviously wouldn’t do anything of that sort in reality, but I do somehow find wholesome* doujins of lolis finding love with an older male MC to be kind of cute.
>>65163472My pastor gave me a .44 navy brass frame and 25 lbs of black powder. I like the pistol, but loading it and cleaning the nipples during and after every shooting session respectively is honestly kind of a pain. I’d like to convert it to cartridge, obviously using black powder loads only, but spending 200-400 dollars on a gun I got for free would be a little annoying. Are there any easier ways to use these?
>>65163120If you told me this was last month's thread I would believe you. this is what /ak/ has been for as long as i've been posting here. anybody who's complaining about boatposting is ether a tourist or a really oldhead
>>65163544>cleaning the nipples during and after every shooting session respectively is honestly kind of a painLewd...
>>65163394>tried to make sure that we have an unbroken chain of linksTYFYS>>65163395>turn down some nice young lady just becuase the governmentI turned them down because my lack of interest in having a daughteru. If that's your scene then salute
Have we gone too far.
>>65163657We’re well past the cliff. Now all that remains in the unending abyss.
>>65163657>>65163659
>>65163494He will make the leap and be an hero by the way his mentally ill fantasies rot his brain.
>>65163059
Oh fuck, yesterday was Gary Plauché day, we totally missed it
I wish RPK would disappear for a whileshe never even has a gun in any of these imagesall I ever see of her is just barely SFW porn
>>65163823True but that image right there is crazy hot. I was going to type out an imagine post but was able to restrain myself
>>65163823She's not even the good machine gun. RPK sucks donkey dick.
>>65163823Just report and move on, gacha trannies can't be reasoned with.
>>65161970A lot better than kissing floozies and being antisocial at bars.
>>65161970This coming from the dude who groomed a 19 year old
>>65163856>>65163883Wouldn't it be crazy if he was fired over his post history, the ultimate lesson for a blog poster to learn
>>65163883Um, akshually, if we want to be factually correct, she was 18 when she first messaged me
>>65163790This is litteraly just RPK with cum on her tits
>>65164071Sauce?
>>65164071>>65164090Kek'd at the premise of this
>>65164090The name was too weird for me to remember. It's a new manga from Hina Matsuri author.
>>65164096>Hina Matsuri authorThis sold me, thank you
>>65162026Dowit! You will regret it later if you don't.Bonus argument: P90 frt is now a thing.
Reminder to regularly take your guns on range dates and only feed them the best ammo otherwise they will gossip about you in the safe when you're not around
>>65163120I'm just saying why are we running through threads like there is a bank run or something.There isn't a reason to just dump 50 random themed images without at least a little discussion going on. If I wanted to see image spam, I'd go to the boorus...
>>65164180just wait until schools out and all the little gremlins are on sumer vaycaycay and have aaaaaaallllllllll the time to post here
