What do you think will be used to kill a man in anger in space for the first time?Surface to orbit missiles? Space to space missiles? Conventional cannons? Fists?
>>65163984Sounding rods from god. Tungsten rods that are dropped right into your dickhole from low orbit
>for the first time>he doesn't know
So far it’s been lesbians drilling holes in spacecraft because they felt like going home sooner.
>>65163998Sorry should have specified>What do you think will be used to kill a man in anger in space for the first time by mankind?
>>65164000qrd?
>>65163984a feminist wielding a Black™ man
>>65163984Probably small arms, I imagine the first time won't be a deliberate attack ordered by governments but a local dispute getting out of hand.
>>65164000According to the Russian government it was a lesbian that wanted to go home, according to NASA it was a manufacturing error in Russia that was patched with glue that eventually gave out.
>>65163984A rock
>>65164008NASA shot a brown lesbian into space and she had a mental breakdown on the ISS and drilled a hole in the side of the ship to force everyone to go home early. The hole was later patched with epoxy. The Russian space agency broke the story. NASA seethed and coped and said it was actually a "manufacturing defect" even though the hole only appeared well into the flight and was obviously drilled from the inside.
>>65164084so between trusting russians and trusting a russian manufactured part could have a flaw, you decide to believe russians?
>>65164084>>65164000the alleged brown lesbian leak occurred in 2018further leaks were discovered in 2019https://spacenews.com/nasa-and-roscosmos-disagree-on-cause-and-severity-of-iss-air-leak/2022https://time.com/6241479/soyuz-spacecraft-leak-iss-crew/2025https://spacepolicyonline.com/news/nasa-confirming-success-of-iss-leak-repairs-before-finalizing-ax-4-launch-date/and as of 2026, appears to be systemic and structuralhttps://spacenews.com/iss-module-cracking-still-unresolved-despite-stopping-air-leaks/to the point where the Russians can no longer come up with such ridiculous allegationsI'm all for fucking brown lesbians (figuratively and literally) when they deserve it, but you are peddling Russian bullshit and you should be ashamed of yourself
>>651639841911 or a glock, maybe a revolver with multi caliber ammo
>>65163984Realistically, a spoon or fork, not sure if they use forks though. Possibly a laptop.Chopsticks on the Chinese side are also possible.Somebody will freak out on a long duration mission to Mars/an asteroid/on the Moon/etc. and kill a crewmate, then probably commit suicide shortly after.
>>65164084I understand DEI can put stupid people into jobs they don't deserve sometimes, but at this point you're so mindbroken you've become a mark for bad actors.
>>65164158>DEI can put stupid people into jobs they don't deserve sometimesby official American statistics it is now "more often than not", i.e. >50%, but you're otherwise correct, anon is a fool
>>65164170There is no possible statistic you can pull that suggest half of people are diversity hires
>>65164174you're talking to a habitually unemployed person who has still managed to convince themselves all workplaces have become no-whites-allowed derspite never having stepped foot in a place of work once. what did you think there was to gain?
>>65164174https://www.bloomberg.com/graphics/2023-black-lives-matter-equal-opportunity-corporate-diversity/in 2020, 94% of new jobs in the S&P100 went to people of colour
>>65164185So for a single year in a small subset of companies a (admittedly huge) proportion where diversity hiresThat is absolutely nothing like this claim >>65164170 whatsoever
>>65164189mmhmm, because it can't be that this very influential segment is reflective of the wider trend, it's just impossibruhttps://www.phillytrib.com/commentary/minorities-are-delivering-all-the-us-labor-supply-growth/article_e66194e4-00fb-5dec-859a-c68283631fde.html>One way to measure labor supply is by looking at the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics’ estimates of the labor force, which count everybody who either has a job or is actively looking for one. From December 2020 to December 2021, the U.S. labor force grew by 1.7 million people, 90% of whom were not non-Hispanic white. Over the five years ended last month, people of color accounted for more than 100% of the increase of 6.1 million people in the labor force — because the non-Hispanic white labor force shrank by 817,000.>>65164183>this isn't real>ad hominem>okay it's real but only a very tiny fraction>okay it's real but not proportionate>it's real and this is why it's a good thing, you bigot
>>65164196> mmhmm, because it can't be that this very influential segment is reflective of the wider trend, it's just impossibruI am not interested in your theories
>>65164185"people of color" being hired doesn't mean it's DEIholy shit you're so brainrotted you'r making me defend blacks getting a job
>>65164199>doesn't mean it's DEI>they were actually fully-capable, trained and qualified individuals all along, it's just that they weren't allowed to workmmhmm
>>65164199Big companies hiring almost exclusively nonwhites in 2020 as a political move is absolutely diversity hiring, there is no debate on that whatsoever. The retard still pulled "by official American statistics it is now "more often than not", i.e. >50%" out of his ass and is backpedaling rapidly.
>>65164001Not another word.
A wrench thrown with particular malice at an annoying coworker.
>>65164155Im going to go with either a chopstick in the neck or an unstable lil'emperor deliberately starting a fire. Also who the fuck would believe a Russian or a Chicom at this point?
>>65163984An airlock hatch
Highly likely its just someone getting stabbed with a screwdriver or something.
>>65164106He doesn't have a choice, it's either this or a trip to Ukraine.
>>65164077this, some based astronaut will smuggle a rock or possibly a sharpened stick on board and grug smash/stab some other astronaut with it
>>65164566>smuggleyeah it's not like they have any screwdrivers or hammers on board, no need for such tools in spaceor any heavy objects such as laptops, or computer components, etc
>>65164196If you put that effort into getting a real job you wouldn't be on here crying about browns stealing your hours at McDonald's
>>65163984>POV: moments before first Lunar murder
>>65163984A pontoon oar. Or at least the fasteners for the paddle.I am a se'er and thus it has been spoken.
>>65163984Acid. Someone will lock a hatch trapping someone in an end room and vent some acid used for some study in, it will get blown into a fine mist and eat away the interior lining of their lungs, they'll drown in their own blood-foam while suffering multiple organ failure and CO2 narcosis from lack of oxygen transfer.
>>65164198>>65164579>jews quite literally rigged the entire system against the people who made it>"oh haha maybe you should have TRIED!"I'm going to commit a mass murder against non whites. When where and how are unknown.I only know you all deserve it and I shall be your executioner.
>>65164638Go back to sleep Hitler you're dead.
>>65164725Hey Hitler was decorated for bravery in WW1, don't compare him to this asshole
>>65164106When a gay brown clearly tried to sabotage a spaceflight? Yeah.
