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Joining the US military is no different from joining the mafia, except guys who bust heads or run numbers for the mafia probably don't think they're doing something good or noble.
>>65243523Appreciate the bump Robert, keep it coming
>>65243530see>>65243354
>>65243533Oh I see it, but soon it'll be deleted, just like the 150+ posts you've made today. My goodness, that's over 50 posts an hour! Somebody is awful cranky!
Is this a lot of money for the military to spend to accomplish nothing?
>>65243541You should go to Iran and join their side.
>>65243523You're a yurofag and probably fat.You don't even matter. You could disappear tomorrow and it wouldn't make any difference.
>>65243552see>>65243533I'm an American gunowner, and you aren't.>>65243551That's the best retort you can come up with? They really aren't sending their best.
>>65243555>hates American military>funds it with his tax dollars>makes zero effort to change this arrangementThank you for paying your taxes, civilian.
>>65243563Most of my income comes from tips, which aren't taxed, and I don't do withholding.
>>65243401>tfw you will never be a WO riding in a bradley for the 250th anniversary of your countryWhy live?
>>65243567>he thinks income tax is the only way he is taxedRetard Robert really thinks he can claim he doesn't pay taxes to "the evil American empire"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>65243567Put the fries in the bag robert
Reposting my response >>65242817Once again I ask jannies to do their jobs and ban this knuckle dragger
>>65243571try again lol
>>65243577I do doordash; I don't have to put the fries in the bag I just drive the bag to a house.
>>65243578They will. He's just having another mental breakdown on public display. It's going to be HILARIOUS when 200+ posts get deleted.I for one am grinning at we have now buckbroken Robert so thoroughly that he now no longer attempts to be "the other guy" and fully owns that he is alone and isolated in his one-man crusade against /meg/
>I do doordashLol
>>65243589I am not Robert.
>>65243579You have unique ears Robert nice cope. Anyone can see its the same ears just a different angle.
>>65243594his ODD compels him to say this, but where is "the other guy"? Looks like it's just been you, just like it always has been.
>>65243579Ear shape lines up. This faggot got fat as soon as he was discharged.
>Robert got fat and does doordash nowGrim
>>65243596autistic ear blindness
>>65243599Robert doordashes so that he can afford the gas needed to drive around town switching cell towers to evade bans. It's so sad.
>>65243598see>>65243601You do understand that "don't trust your lying eyes" doesn't work, right?
>>65243594>Same Double Chin>Same lip shape>Same ears>Same nostril shape>Same nasal apex>more fat>glasses offRobert we know it's you.
>>65243605>there are 5 lightsSorry Robert, we see it plain as day. A decade later, all you did was get uglier and fatter.
>>65243541$60B is 0.87% of the yearly national budget.This is literally a drop in the bucket. The cost of the Iran kerfuffle was 95% less than what is spent yearly on medicare.This is budget efficiency. We are still the greatest military in the world. That much is clear.
>>65243624I do wish we were more efficient on this, but destroying Iran's air force and killing their Ayatollah and large elements of their navy was breddy gud
>>65243624>$60BSorry. My fat mcfingers mcfudged the mcphone mckeyboard.$70B. Point still stands. Sending missiles and boats to punitively stomp shitty countries is cheap.
>Robert stopped postingMODS=GODS
>>65243659>everyone is robert
>>65243697You lost the ability to say this after your tirade today. It's over, Robert.
>>65243538>>65243569>>65243567>>65243579>>65243582>>65243594>>65243601>>65243701Go away, Robert!
>>65243719Robert would have killed himself if it wasn't for /meg/. He now refuses to die because he thinks kill himself would mean /meg/ wins, so he persists despite living an objectively terrible life just so he can keep posting here to prove we didn't "win". Frankly, the image of this fat fuck doordashing and living month-to-month because he utterly failed in life is beyond hilarious because he claims that this fate is only reserved for veterans yet here is living this way AND he didn't even get the chance to serve.
>>65243738>doordashing and living month-to-monthIsn't that exactly what soldiers do? They need side jobs to get by on their piss poor wages? https://www.aol.com/articles/marine-veteran-found-shot-dead-053012868.html?guccounter=1&guce_referrer=aHR0cHM6Ly9kdWNrZHVja2dvLmNvbS8&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAAB2eCAu1MMQfXtVoBLz3cyaoZrD3fXJ7JZ_ADcrQR_FSm1TZ6PnzQcr0I9aqB6kqB4fBKSGHwtCRuD4EoXO0ChUZAjhQm1duyJbFg8HY3_V-W8yx-8PsAXAEl44mw-JoX_aOWqDjC_q8FoMoxxFQbMoB3X-OwjpGCrtCNE_cA6Uchttps://www.fox26houston.com/whats-your-point/daniel-perry-convicted-and-sentenced-for-killing-a-blm-protestor-granted-pardon-by-governor-abbott
>>65243763Yep, so in attempting to achieve superiority by "not serving the Epstein Empire", Robert ends up living the exact same life except he doesn't get any of the benefits that these servicemembers have. One has to wonder if maybe THAT is why he is so specifically upset with the US military. He thinks he is just like them and knows their struggle because he is struggling his way through life.Either way, /meg/ is the only thing keeping him alive, so maybe the real reason he wants /meg/ to be banned is so that he can finally put himself down like the feral dog he is.
>>65243768Robert has 100% disability per >>65243719
>>65243777If he has disability payments, they are not from the US military, otherwise he wouldn't show so much jealousy over that one guy who was diagnosed with schizophrenia at BCT and walked out with 100%. The Robert story is a sad one, truly one of the wildest copes I have ever seen. He just wants to die, but these military recruiters psyopped him into become the unofficial thread bumper, so now he is eternally chained here thanks to his self-destructive oppositional defiance disorder coupled with general mental instability that prevents him from living life and finding anything better to do with his time.
>>65243777>>65243789Thats 92g. Him and robert are opposite sides of the same coin.92g by admission hates the military based on experience. Robert hates the military because he never got the chance to experience.
>>6524380592G's alright, and his official statement regarding Robert is probably why Robert stopped raging and instead had to shut off the phone and cry in silence. Robert ran out of idols. Robert Bales denounced his own actions, 92G denounced Robert by name.... who does he have left to look up to?
>>652438241v1 paintball style match. Who wins? Robert and his revolver or 92g and his 1911?
>>65243841I can't tell you which gun ends up shooting Robert, but I guarantee this saga ends with Robert getting shot. His manic episodes have been getting progressively wilder. After Trump's presidency is over, I wager that will be the last straw and Robert will go on a shooting spree with his .22 Rough Rider.
>>6524384192g posted his glock and m9 before. It would be stupid of him to limit himself on capacity with the 1911.
>>65243659He finally had to go deliver that burrito bowl for no tip
>>65243871if I lived in Peoria, I would make a bulk order of fried oysters and chocolate milkshakes just to make sure his car smelled nauseating for the entire day.
>>65243841There is a reason why the 1911 replaced revolvers in military service and most larger cities in the early to later half of the 20th century into the 80's.
>>65243878Large cities police departments*
>>65243824>92G's alrightSince when did we start liking 92g?
>>65243908Nobody ever hated him, we just dunked on him for being stupid about his decision to re-enlist. He's one of us. Camaraderie is a concept foreign to non-serves.
>>65243789>He just wants to die, but these military recruiters psyopped him into become the unofficial thread bumper>recruiters made robertKek. You're making recruiters sound super powerful. No one can create thread schizos.Also: Hilarious you guys think there are recruiters here. What branch is recruiting here? The Navy? It's an advice thread.
>>65243919I'm just feeding into Robert's delusions
>>65243913Re-enlisting to reclass or in general? Because I remember that being pretty pivotal in his original story.
>>65243919The same recruiters the military was paying to play video games on twitch and had e-girls trying to get people to join.
>>65243919At first I thought this thread was getting astroturfed by the US government, now I see its just Robert having an eternal meltie.
>>65243976Which one pissed you off more?
>>65243983Probably lujan because he had a hate boner for her for the last 4 years, only now did he suddenly stop posting about her. Must have forgot.
>>65244007This girl? But she's so cute!
>>65244189Truthfully, once you take away the makeup, filters, and here how deep her voice is she's honestly pretty average.
>>65244197Would you care to share an example of a girl who meets your standards?
Gosh I sure wish she was providing me with support fire, if you know what I mean
Threadly postHPSP anon here. Feel free to ask questions about medical school through the military. Pretty similar for dental/vet. Will help how I can.Also willing to interpret medical DQ questions. Post diagnosis, age at diagnosis, are you still on meds, and branch. I am not a MEPS doctor. I will not give medical advice, as you are not my patient and I have no physical exam/labs/etc. Plus you don't know that I'm a doctor so you shouldn't take medical advice on the internet anyways.>what do you do for the military?Medical doctor, in residency.
>>65244315Are there any administrative complications I could encounter if I start taking OTC Omeprazole for an undiagnosed case of acid reflux?
>>65244218One that doesn't look like this without filters and 5 layers of makeup.
>>65244342Come on man, you don't have to be dishonest by fucking up the aspect ratio and making her face look way wider than it really is.
>>65244342Could you show me? I like sharing pictures of cute women.
>>65244354That's a direct screenshot from the video. Things look a lot different when the lighting, camera work, editing, and makeup crew arent on duty.
>>65244380Why do you keep dodging the question of who you DO find attractive?
>>65244337As long as your symptoms are managed with omeprazole you should be fine. You could also just stop taking it and have no symptoms. You run into trouble if you have continued symptoms with maintenance meds to include a PPI and Omeprazole. This is assuming you don't already have complications like barret's esophagus or strictures.
>>65244432No serious complications, but Tums just isn't doing it anymore and I am getting heartburn on a daily basis so I want to try something OTC without reporting the condition.
>>65244440Tums is pure shit for GERD. Barely better than placebo IIRC. Famotidine (pepcid) or Omeprazole are going to help you a lot more. Omeprazole daily, add Pepcid if you're anticipating increased symptoms that day like drinking, any foods that trigger symptoms etc. Of course talk to your doctor first, this is 4chan and I am not your doctor. As far as you know, I'm not a doctor at all. I could be a male stripper in a fursuit.
>>65244447Well you'd be a very helpful male stripper in a fursuit in that case. Appreciate the advice, doc!
>>65244386>>65244342
>>65244457>>65244447I should also, for your safety, advocate that you see a doctor about your symptoms, especially if you've never been evaluated. GERD presents similarly to some potentially dangerous conditions and without a physical exam, lab data, etc I cannot recommend any treatment. Typically, however, those with GERD do well on Omeprazole and Pepcid. See your doctor etc.
>>65244478I am just afraid of getting in trouble for not announcing it as a pre-existing condition and I intended to wait another year before reporting it so that there was a realistic timeline for this condition to develop in-service.
Loser anon reporting in. Almost certainly going to get disqualified from reenlistment at MEPS (whether temporarily or permanently is debatable). I've heard rumors that IRR musters have medical officers who can magically make your disqualifications go away if you promise to join the Reserve... but I've been out for three years and have yet to receive an IRR muster notification. Are they forgetting to contact me or does my general area just not do them or what? >>65244315Have you ever heard of (Air Force) IRR being able to skip MEPS past the one-year post-separation grace period?
>>65244460How could someone so cute make you upset?
>>65244808>How could someone so cute make you upset?It's called "cute aggression".
>>65244909Crazy that a guy who claims to have been on this site since 2005 still gets upset when seeing cute women. Maybe that's why he is perpetually butthurt? This place is like a psychological hornets nest for him but he is too stupid to consider leaving a solution to his anguish.
>>65244929He's like one of those tourists that "visits" 4chan to "own the chuds" and "troll" but instead of quitting early on he deluded himself into thinking that his shitposting is actually accomplishing something.
>>65244935yet ironically he keeps coming back here because he was owned by the chuds and wants revenge, but instead ended up doxxing himself and disintegrating his mental health. Sad!
>>65244197Yep, she's absolutely mid.
>>65244968Then give some better recommendations
>>65244975>>65244357>>65244808Jesus Christ. Bros, I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna enlist.
>>65244975I know you're playing a game with him but I can find hundreds of cuter young girls going to military schools/academies on instagram when I filter for location. Lujan is just a mid barracks bunny.
>>65246621Can you post one please?
>>65244447If anything Id expect fursuiter to know a bit more about gut health. You know because of the implications.
>>65246632>>>/r/>>>/s/>>>/b/
>>65246668>claims Lujan is mid>refuses to refute with examplesWhat pointless bickering.
>>65246682>nobody else can be more attractive than my one cherished midYeah this is very pointless.
>>65246739Prove me wrong and post a picture of someone you find more attractive than Lujan.
>>65244566Not off the top of head, but I'm not a recruiter and wouldn't know about that sort of specific situation.
>>65243533Is that a blackpowder gun too? It tracks with Robert having a felony.
My medical got approved for navy. Fuck you airforce! :(
One last question for you Nuke Anon. Like I said last thread, I have basically 0 higher learning experience. I feel like me getting put into the classes would be like throwing a baby into the deep end of a pool. Did you see any young guys in the courses or people who otherwise had 0 experience in the subject? How did they fare? I feel like this is something that I really want to do but I don't want to flunk. What happens if you fail out anyways? Do they just throw you into any random assignment? I think my recruiter told me you'd have to pay for the classes but I'm pretty sure that was for later when you're going to school for personal advancement rather than learning for you lr military job.
>>65250087Your* military job
I should have fucking lied about my medical history. Won't be a problem as it's all fully recovered but I have broken bones from childhood that I need documents for, imaging, how it was treated, yada yada and a doc's note about whether it's recovered. Seriously wtf
>>65249908enjoy your 12+ months deployment without functioning toilets
>>65250116I can survive. I am chronically constipated
>>65250116The sea is my toilet
>>65250087Actually I might have asked about your classmates last time
Where’s that dude from last thread who could only do three pushups? Did you do your homework?
>>65243401How far is too far to travel as a reservist? I've been thinking of doing the weekend warrior and theres a specific reserve unit I'm interested in but its a 3 hour drive, or I could take a 5 hour train ride for pretty cheap the night before and after. This would be for the USCG, I have also not talked to a recruiter and pretty much just been researching online. I like the water, like most of the cg guys I've met, and want something fun to do, as well as something to help keep me in shape.
>>65251398That's a call you have to make yourself. When I enlisted Army Guard I took a 4 hour drive for drill because that's where the unit was. There might be travel compensation available for you too, but I'm not familiar on how coasties handle that, and that's one of the first things that gets axed when my state's budget can't cut it.
>>65251398If you're fine with the commute, that's doable. I can't recall the last time anybody from the reserves swung by here, let alone from the Coast Guard reserves, so I would advise checking around other spots online for more info.
>>65243401>the war is over goy>its safe to join now
>>65251857Robert! How was your 3 day ban?
>>65251857IF you didn't want to deploy, it was unironically safe to join for the last 6 years. Anyone could have done a whole contract already and never deployed.Deployment dodging is almost always an option even though you would be a total pussy if you did.99% of the armed forces did not deploy to this last "war" - we're calling it a war even though you can barely call it that.There were probably more National Guard mobilized in the last year to protect ICE and law enforcement than troops to Iran to date.
>>65252311The guy you are responding to has tried to post pictures of IED attacks from Operational Iraqi Freedom and claimed that if you join today this will happen to you tomorrow. He's not here in good faith and will launch a 50 post per hour tirade ranting about capitalism, pedophiles, jews, and whatever else is pissing him off that day. There's no point in engaging with him because he doesn't care about information - he just wants to argue. Fucker flipped from being a national syndicalist to a communist just so he could argue with more people because nobody gave a fuck about national syndicalism.
Doing navy shit. Why is it harder than air force? Mom is an immigrant so I need bullshit like>date she immigrated>when/where she was naturalized >copy/number of naturalization What a fucking pain
Gay Marine. Inspiration to all of you gays.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Sipplehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zw_lh8I9Nas
