LYING ABOUT MEDICAL HISTORY: GOOD (YMMV)LYING ABOUT CRIMINAL HISTORY: BAD>Resources:>Before you ask a question, check the FAQpastebin.com/Rx0nDuga>Free ASVAB Practice Testswww.asvabpracticetests.com/>Fort Jackson Army Basic Training Guide (Nov. 2020)pastebin.com/yg972vRE (embed) (Short version)pastebin.com/53tsDj90 (embed) (40 page version)>Special Forces Fitness GuideSWCS SFAS guidehttps://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS SF Prep Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg==Stew Smith Fitnesshttps://www.stewsmith.com/linkpages/sfart.htm#:~:text=PT: Every other day.,of 40 to 50 reps)>www.professionalsoldiers.com/forums/index.phpFor all Army SF info.>www.airwarriors.com/community/Naval Aviator forum with info on Navy OCS>bogidope.com/civilian-to-guard-or-reserve/the-ultimate-military-pilot-career-path-part-1/Airforce Pilot guide - just do AFROTC, political science major, 4.0 with athletics is auto-acceptance>Should I go Navy Enlisted Nuke?https://pastebin.com/anMENMTD>Info on sf86www.opm.gov/forms/pdf_fill/sf86.pdf>How to get way overqualified physically for BMT/BCT when starting from nothingpastebin.com/yGzadpNZ>How can I get more college credits while I'm in without signing up for classesCLEP/DSST information:https://www.dantes.mil/clep/>What is MHS GENESIS?https://www.health.mil/Military-Health-Topics/Technology/MHS-GENESIScalmed.tricare.mil/Getting-Care/MHS-GENESIS-Patient-Portal>Do you go to Airborne before RASP with an option 40 contract?No, stop asking.
Threadly postHPSP anon here. Feel free to ask questions about medical school through the military. Pretty similar for dental/vet. Will help how I can.Also willing to interpret medical DQ questions. Post diagnosis, age at diagnosis, are you still on meds, and branch. I am not a MEPS doctor. I will not give medical advice, as you are not my patient and I have no physical exam/labs/etc. Plus you don't know that I'm a doctor so you shouldn't take medical advice on the internet anyways.>what do you do for the military?Medical doctor, in residency.Apologies if you had a question I didn't get to last thread, I saw only one and don't think I could help much.
35N here in the ArmyWould love to see another hundred anons join military intelligenceLow ASVABs need not applyIf anyone has detailed or specific enlistment questions, or just want to hang out with 24/7 supporthttps://discord.gg/3sZwWavXJ
>>65271112is 90 on the asvab good enough for intel jobs?
>>65271153That's such a weird score, but yeah you're good.
>>65271153>is 90 on the asvab good enough for intel jobs?That's about the median score for 35Ns, above average for most other 35 series jobs. Depends on the window dressing you want and where you want to get stationed. Signing a 3-4 year contract as a 35N with guaranteed station of Meade or Gordon/Eisenhower, Buckley SFB in Colorado, or Hawaii is a pretty good deal. Guarantees you a strategic position rather than tactical so you just show up to your NSA job every day and aren't bothered much by the army except to do PT usually twice a week, running Monday and either runs or morale PT like sports on Fridays. You roll the dice a lot more and wait longer to ship with an Air Force Contract but the upside is being able to snag an 18 year old baddie from the midwest in AIT and marry her, go to the same duty station and have kids and be set for life.
>>65271240yeah i wanted to go air force but the intel job availability is terrible right now, someone on here mentioned october being the start of a new fiscal year with more jobs/openings available so maybe ill wait till then
>>65271240It's back to Gordon now, was just back for ALC and they got it all changed over
>>65271240>able to snag an 18 year old baddie from the midwest in AIT and marry her, go to the same duty station and have kids and be set for life.You either end up making cuck porn on onlyfans or she'll leave you.
>>65271417I did army and picked the shy 18 year old mixed race chickAs long as she's shy, her hobby is reading, and she has no tattoos, you really can't go wrongStay away from anybody with literally any amount of tattoos.>>65271403Just get on the Army's list and wait for a 35N job to populate and go reserve that. If you tell your recruiter that's what you want you'll get it, only branch that does reservations for contracts like that then you go to MEPS to sign it. OCT is the fiscal year start for the government, military, all branches of service, etc.But contracts disperse throughout the year (or are supposed to), it's not like they all get released in October for the entire rest of the year
>>65271240>snag an 18 year old baddie from the midwest in AIT and marry herdon't do that last part
>>65271428>As long as she's shy, her hobby is reading, and she has no tattoos, you really can't go wrongI nthat case you might have 12 years, but when she hits 30 she'll slut out in a big way. No exceptions. But it's more likely she's just smarter than you and is able to keep her fuckenings on the dl.
>>65271466So true sis, I'm getting hired at McDonalds next week!
25 year old college dropout KHHV NEET looking to enlist to get out of my parents' house and unfuck my life. Unsure of what branch and what MOS/rate/AFSC/whatever to do when I'm in. Did great on the ASVAB and have no criminal or medical issues. I think I'm in good enough shape for getting through basic, although definitely not passing any kind of SOF selection.I have no specific career aspirations that I would like to do on the outside. Part of me wants to do cool combat shit, but I also don't want to potentially get out at ~30 and have nothing to my name but infantry experience. I'd also like some opportunity for a social life to hopefully avoid wizardhood before I get out.Any advice? Picrel is some advice I found given to another anon in a similar position, a few years back.
>>65271528That advice is completely valid. Also infantry is gay and no you will not do "cool combat shit" because right now the only shit going on right now is being handled by air and by sea>>65271558Because we are unfucking our lives while you are doubling down on fucking yours up. Go deliver another milkshake and get paid 2 bucks to drive 10 miles, doordash boy.
>>65271567Oops, opsec breached! Robert defeated /meg/ again! Does that mean we owe you 300 billy?
>>65271528Marine Corps intel, preferably signals, but I don't think the Marines let you choose a specific MOS.
>>65271564"Cool combat shit" was probably a goofy way to put it. I just mean that I'm not super stoked with the idea of enlisting and doing some normal office or trade job for my contract. There's a certain appeal to joining and doing things that I can only do in the military, but as I said, I also don't want to screw my future self by coming out of my first contract with dubious career opportunities besides the GI Bill, which I could get for doing literally anything.Granted, I could just do 20 years, but I have no clue whether I'd actually be willing to do that once I'm in.
>>65271602Low quality response. Reward has been revoked.
>>65271606Why specifically Marines?
>>65271610The majority of work in the military is nearly identical to a "normal office or trade job" but you gain access to capabilities that a regular company does not possess.
>>65271631Don't go Marines as intel.
>>65271631I feel the Marine Corps has the highest chance of unfucking your (his?) social skills, comes with a lifelong self esteem boost (muh title of Marine™), has the highest frequency of POGs doing "cool combat shit" (unless we're referring to actual combat, in which case no one but Air Force pilots and maybe SOF is seeing that at the moment) without having to be in special units, and has the coolest uniforms, hopefully getting the Okinawan bitches wet. With no specific career aspirations I don't have much to go off of, but autism (presumably), a high ASVAB score, and posting on 4chan implies they would find intel interesting, which is good, because it comes with a top secret clearance, probably SCI, and possibly a polygraph, opening up new career doors.
>>65271680There might be something to it, as the level of reprogramming that the Marines do to their people would be better than him retaining his current mindset. Some niggas need the koolaid.
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>What's the issue?this guy man. holy shit
>>65271711Thanks for the advice bro. Just quit my gay prostitute job and doordash sidehustle to enlist.You saved my life.
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>>65271730Keep coping that you yourself were denied the chance to serve thanks to your own actions.
Not military related, but thinking of signing up with ICE as deportation officer. Anyone here gone that route?
>>65271836Why would you ask this in the MILITARY enlistment general?
>>65271856figured its all federal service any ways, and with the amount of prior service who are in here someone was bound to have gone the route and could have some info for another prior
>>65271883I have yet to see anybody here who has gone on to work for DHS, so you may have to search elsewhere for this info.One thing you should keep in mind is that having ICE on your resume is a very controversial thing. Are you prepared to be blacklisted from a whole swath of companies due to political opinions from recruiters who can get away with being preferential?
>>65271889im sure that could be an issue, but not a big one. commie faggots hate the military too but that's not hindered my jobs searches too much. either way ill keep looking inot it, thanks bud
I'm 27 and increasingly considering the military. But I'm very very bad under stress and maybe ever so slightly autistic. At minimum very free spirited with many autistic hobbies. A) Is it too late at 27, 28 in octoberB) Will my inability to perform under stress get me sent homeC) Will I be able to hack it for 4 years without climbing the walls, never really committed to anything long term
>>65271920Military service conveys a level of protection to job seekers thanks to laws being put into place to mitigate the damage that anti-military queers have done in the past. ICE does not have the same legal protections and never will because there is no political party that will invest that much effort for them. I think past 2029 they are actually fucked.
>>65271923>A) Is it too late at 27, 28 in octoberNo, but you're redlining it. Do not delay a day if this is what you want, and definitely not do combat arms.
/meg/Schizo filter, v0.1(Case insensitive)*robert*/i
>>65271923You can only go into a specialty with a bunch of autists. Also they'll still mentally rape you. Autistic and bad under stress? Perhaps try a different career. >they won't mentally rape youBitch, you'll be lucky if you don't get raped fr. They'll definitely mentally rape you. Take a look at the personalities around this thread. Even go back a few threads. Are these the types of "people" you think you could deal with? Keep in mind that if the American military has such low standards as to recruit a ktard, they will recruit literally anyone. You will get fucked, probably.
>>65271836>ICEyou big retard if you do this
>>65272099Checked, but we are on a thread that doesn't think signing up for service under current geopolitical conditions is big retard. You see, American military personnel used to be seen as heroes. Now you won't even get the same treatment. People see you as wasted tax dollars that could be spent on health care, being used to ignite foreign wars. You're not getting as many people if at all to buy you a coffee while you're in uniform. I doubt people still do that.
>>65272099besides your fear of blacklisting, why exactly? prior 11C btw
>>65272163Nta but ice has a very uncertain future. Say what you will about the actual military, it's at least gonna be there until ZOG collapses.
>>65272167im sure budget cuts are probably gonna happen down the line to please the masses(assuming the pendulum doesn't completely lose its momentum and swing back left), not sure they'd completely get rid of it
>>65271836Are you a fat retard who didn't have the balls to serve in the armed forces, but are willing to violate the 1st, 2nd, and various other amendments? If yes, you'll fit right in.
>>65272248no, I was army. I just don't think criminal invaders have a right to stay in my home
>>65272295go join ice.have fun getting a job later in life faggot
>>65272343don't know where all the hostility is coming from. Enjoy being a sad angry man
>>65272178They won't get rid of it because i dont think they've ever gotten rid of a gov agency once it was made. But yes, budget cuts and subversion.
>>65272295>criminal invaders The problem is you don't understand where this leads. Being born within the economic zone of USA doesn't mean much, especially noe. You're not really solving any problems here besides helping big government catch the people of the day. You ironically never realize how the same machine will turn on you. Do you truly think that the politicians in office care about you? >>65272343Honestly just lie on your resume
>>65272295>I was armyAre you trying to trick people into thinking you actually served, Robert? You were an embarrassment to the Army and got kicked out during BCT.
Daily reminder to filter any post with the word 'robert' or else this thread becomes unusable. >how do i filter the schizosInstall 4chanX browser extension and add this filter:/robert/iPresto, meg becomes usable once again. Did you know that on last thread, the schizo filter would have cleaned nearly 60 posts?>>65272413(you)
>>65272413Not him but okay. Is Robert like this boards chis chan or something>>65272406"They can one day deport you so you should just forfeit your nation and culture" is all that sounds like to me
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>>65272424Robert is the personification of not wanting to die for Israel. He's not a real person, he's a persona. Maybe he was human once, but he's been twisted into an idea that glowies here use as a boogeyman. Die for Israel, or your name is Robert. >ICEAmerica has no culture worth preserving, no values besides being rich, and any authoritarian style system such as ICE is bound to become corrupt. At some point, America had unity. Now, it doesn't. The fault is not with the foreigners, but with your fellow countrymen. They welcome the drugs and cheap labour. Besides, America believes that it is the global empire. If America goes where she pleases, such as to a certain strait where she has 0 business, then why shouldn't America herself be equally open to the rest of the world?
>>65272434>I'm the other guy, I swear!
>>65261353What does 92g have to do with this? And from what I remember that guy hated the army as much as Robert did.
>>65272436(you)>>65272444Robert doesn't exist
>>65272434Youre either a jew or a non American for thinking that way.
>>65272452>JewThis is a general where refusing to fight for Israel makes you Robert. There are as many Jews here as there are pedos on g/dpt/. This entire general is run by Jews. >non American Pretty much anyone can be an American, and it's been that way for decades. You can't reverse this now. Also your nationalistic tendencies are being hijacked by individuals who are more intelligent than you are.
>>65272465and yet one of us is the jannyLMAO
>>65272489Look, ICE isn't gonna catch the Epstein clients. Not even top military brass can do that.
