>>65460132
Milley is better

>>65460145
Normally I would, but there was an unusually high amount of Marine talk in the last thread so figured we'd rep them a bit

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Serious question. Why does everyone bash on the USMC? is the army really that much better? I seriously doubt it, but I'm open to learning something new. I'll post a few tidbits of knowledge for anyone thinking about joining any of the branches.

>you all get the same benefits
Regardless of how much or how long or how hard you work, nothing changes. Do with that information what you will.

>either do one single contract of the shortest you can get or stay in for the full 20.
If you get out after one contract or 3, you get the same benefits as well. The exception to that rule are the guys that retire. They get a little extra perks. But if you did 1, 3 year contract or 3, 3 year contracts you get out with exactly the same GI bill of 36 months. Keep this in mind. When you joined, the world didn't wait for you. Your friends back home were on their grind, the economy of your town back home may have gotten better or worse, the bosses you had in your civilian job before you joined replaced you and probably won't welcome you back the way you think they will. So keep it short, or do the 20. Another hard pill to swallow for a lot of people is this. For the overwhelming majority of mos's in the military very few set you up for success or open new doors. I took the military off my resumes because it was actually hindering my employability. A lot of places don't want to deal with the extra stuff that goes into hiring veterans or the stigma around some of the mos's.
>you were an 11b?
You must be crazy
>you were a 92g?
You must be stupid.

Some of the fraternal mos's are forgiving. Like if you were an 0311, and the hiring manager of the company you applied for is an 11b you might have some comment around and the hiring guy goes "i was infantry too!-"

Tl;dr just know what you're getting into before you commit, and know your rights when you do get in. Also go to sick call for any and all injuries no matter how small. It comes in handy later.

>>65460270
Your experience in the Army is relatable to many Marines, is the short answer. They give zero fucks about work life balance, personal objectives, and anything that does not fit the Marine ethos. Its an impossible standard to maintain indefinitely, and the reaction to sub-standard performance is brutal. Pointless suffering during peace time, unnecessary bullshit during war time.

>>65460362
>Your experience in the Army is relatable to many Marines
I've never quite heard it put that way. The one's I've talked to were all 0311's save for one who was an ammo tech or something like that that. Not sure on the mos number.

They all told me independently that "they get bitched at a lot". Of which I was used to in that shit ass 92g mos. One of my nco's told me "you should have just waited on the marine corps recruiter." When I told him my back story. I initially went to the marine recruiter but ultimately declined because the wait to ship was too long. Almost a year.

I could be off base with this, but I really like the esprit de corps aspect of the USMC. People can say what they want about fort hood, but it truly was a halfway decent base because of that i feel, despite the situation with my kid and the shit mos. the unit(s) seemed like they actually wanted me to succeed and let me do all the extra curricular things to advance my "career". By that time though I was already long checked out and just counting down the days.

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>>65460270
>What’s so bad about the Marines?
The Marines is the Army if the Army was broke as fuck. The Marines has fucking no budget at all. They literally can’t afford anything. They have safety incidents because they can’t afford safety equipment. They have training accidents because they can’t afford to fix vehicles. The barracks suck.

Like they don’t have money for anything. How can your experience possibly be good?

>>65460132
how retarded is it to drop an 18x contract? am in law school and while i am doing well in school this is not my path

>>65460588
copy and paste the following link (with weird spaces and shit) into a new tab:
https://www.goarmysof.army.mil/Portals/100/Documents/USAJFKSWCS SF Prep Manual.pdf?ver=b5Y4cCheXzm4z44sO0JVtg==
then compare the standards listed therein with where you are currently at physically. if you think you can comfortably exceed the standards and you are a mentally resilient person then maybe not that retarded. if it sounds really fucking hard right now then going 18x would likely be a long route to ending up in some random MOS in the 82nd Airborne Division.

>>65460600
i worked in EMS last year and dealt with shootings, handled it well
my girlfriend died i cannot do this goylaw shit anymore
i feel like i can reasonably meet the standards now, give it 3-4 months of serious prep and ill reach out
thank you anon

>>65460576
>They have training accidents because they can’t afford to fix vehicles
When I was at ntc in 2020 with the 4th ID we had a few people die. Mostly due to the general incompetence of the leadership in the 4th.

>The barracks suck
The barracks i was in korea was pretty much like their barracks from what I've seen. 2 guys, one small room, 1 sink, 1 bathroom. The barracks were built back in the 40's by the Japanese when they occupied korea or something like that. When the marines were on my base for some joint training with the ROK army, they made them sleep in the gym basketball court. The base i was on was really small, so it didn't really have space to put them up in a barrack, so that did suck. It sure beat the fields at carson during the blizzards though. The army wasn't all unicorns and rainbows either. Then again, I never really had competent leadership either.

>>65460622
>18x
Anon, if you want to be special forces I recommend you do this instead.
>join and 11x
>do the best you can
>when they have the liaison talk to you about airborne, rangers, special forces thats when you take 18x.
Why do it this way?
Because if you go 18x and fail out, you become needs of the army. I knew 2 people that did and ended up as cooks and were miserable like all cooks are. If you join as an 11x and fail the 18x after you've done your osut they just make you an 11b or 11c and you won't totally be at the mercy of the army. You can always try again.

Will taking prescribed tirzepatide prevent me from enlisting? Former fat ass having trouble dropping the last 20lbs and was thinking about getting some extra help.

>>65460714
Nah you're fine to use it if its a valid prescription

>>65460270
Whats up 92G? How you been keeping? Did you get that ar15 you were mentioning a few threads ago built? What did you end up going with? Good to see you're doing well.

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>>65460643
The Army isn’t perfect, but there’s no part of the Marines that I know of that is not horribly underfunded. The entire branch is underfunded. There is no compelling reason to join the Marines over any other branch.

>>65462265
Can confirm. One of my class mates here in Fort Gordon was a Marine. The Marines, despite being hyped up so much, are unforgivably underfunded.

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Threadly post

HPSP anon here. Feel free to ask questions about medical school through the military. Pretty similar for dental/vet. Will help how I can.

Also willing to interpret medical DQ questions. Post diagnosis, age at diagnosis, are you still on meds, and branch. I am not a MEPS doctor. I will not give medical advice, as you are not my patient and I have no physical exam/labs/etc. Plus you don't know that I'm a doctor so you shouldn't take medical advice on the internet anyways.

>what do you do for the military?
Medical doctor, in residency.

Super busy these days but will try to check on post somewhat regularly

Foreigner here:

I don’t get the marines branch, why does it exist like why isn’t it just part of navy?

>>65462612
Because everyone wants to imitate the Spanish
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Marine_Infantry

When Spain was an extremely successful nation

>>65460415
>People can say what they want about fort hood, but it truly was a halfway decent base because of that i feel, despite the situation with my kid and the shit mos. the unit(s) seemed like they actually wanted me to succeed and let me do all the extra curricular things to advance my "career".

I've never heard anyone say they liked Fort Hood but thats besides the point. If thats true why did you throw in the towel? It sounds like it really could have been your second chance, 92G senpai.

Got another AFT on Wednesday but God my legs hurt. I'm gonna head to that doctor's office on Monday.

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>>65460132
Anyone here been a 68a in army

How is it?

>>65460270
Why do you always have to post your cheap ass 1911 and disability card every time you come around? No one give a fuck.

>>65464823
>posts a bottom of the barrel 1911 just to say something every time.

>>65464569
yjk he's a fat guy with a basedbeard

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>>65464869
For me, its using handicap placards as a pass to drive like a retard on base. Also what compels fat vets to hang out on military bases for the rest of their lives? You'd figure they'd go back to their home town.

>>65464890
That guy doesn't know 92G has posted plenty of his guns before when someone else tried to call out his 1911.
>dat based m9a4

>>65464919
No one cares about tripfag lore, homo

>>65462612
FROM THE HALLS OF MONTEZUMA TO THE SHORES OF TRIPOLI

>>65464921
>tripfag
>has never had a trip or a name other than the name we've given him due to his mos
>you ignore why he has to post his 1911 so he doesn't get labeled as robert who has been know to impersonate him trying to steal based 92G's thunder.

Go enjoy your Saturday, robert.

>>65460132
What’s the best coast guard sector to request? And will 4 years in the reserve after active duty fuck your career prospects?

When can we execute Robert?

>>65465520
Imagine being so oppressed that they walk all over you AND they won't even let you scam them

>>65460588
this poster
>>65460657
is correct. You should also look into ARNGSF. Most people don't know that the national guard also has SF groups (19th and 20th). They vet you before they send you to selection, so they won't let you go until they've evaluated you and are reasonably certain you will pass. 80% of the people they send to SFAS pass, vs 20% of 18Xs. Don't live in a state with a SF group? If you live in a state that borders it, they will add a day to either end of your orders and pay for you to fly in and out. HMU if you have any questions.

>>65465367
>92G and his 1911 vs robert and his revolver.

Who wins?

>>65465892
Since when does Robert have a gun? Post pics, you liar.

>>65462612
Because amphibious assault is such a difficult task requiring specialized training and sufficient personnel that you should have a large number of guys specializing in it. And if you have them make a beach head, it makes sense to have them be able to push inland enough to secure sufficient space for the army to follow.

>>65465978
>the two largest amphibious invasions the US did in world war 2 were both done by the army.

>>65465724
I'm about to get an attorney and let them walk me through 100%

>>65466009
If you have enough money to afford a lawyer then you have enough money to not join the military, unless you just want to inflate your ego

>>65465984
I’m not saying it makes sense. I’m saying that’s the logic they use to justify it.

>>65465978
>>65465984
grim

>>65466087
Grim future aside, I’ll take USMC enlistment or commissioning questions for the next few hours.

>>65466134
how does job selection work, does a recruit get to choose or is it more like the air force where they basically pick a job for you?

>>65466295
Depends on ASVAP and what's needed at the time. I'm 94F, which is always in demand, like infantry 11B, or 13B artillery. If your score is very high you can pick your job.

>>65466295
Depends, as that other guy said.

For enlisted, it’s dependent on the contracts that USMC is offering based on ASVAB.

For officers, you go Ground, Law, or Aviation contract. For Aviation, you compete for your platform at flight school. For ground you compete at TBS. Both paths have a limited amount of input for what you’d like to do, coupled with academics, needs of the corps, and instructor input.

>drill sgt found my sketchbook

>The CSM was at DFAC.
>He was chewing out someone from another company, loudly too.

>>65467796
No one cares about what an E9 does. Its always sad in the grand scheme of things.

>>65467873
Nobody cares about rank except those who want to make rank. I had a Major get his panties in a twist because i didn't notice him when I was walking to my car from lunch. Thought it was pathetic he needed to go out of his way to tell me I need to acknowledge him.

>>65467989
Proof of service?

>>65468010
Did i touch a nerve?

The CSM is a scary dude, at least to us E-1 through -4s.

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What MOS is this guy? He keeps talking about PTSD and combat tours.

https://youtu.be/-zZrye1EbZw

>>65468043
Is that your objective?

So is it really just one guy driving around town dodging range bans just to troll here? Or is it a constant stream of different people who all keep focusing on the same subjects and talk the same way and have the same behavioral abnormalities?

>>65468195
Its one guy and we will finally be rid of him.

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Retirees can be recalled at any time? I thought it was just officers or reservists?

https://www.dvidshub.net/news/573389/retired-soldier-recalled-active-duty-pleads-guilty-sexually-abusing-children-fort-meade-court-martial

Does that mean everyone who fraudulantly medically retired is in danger?

>>65468106
No? I just shared my experience and you immediately got defensive over it.

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>>65468211
Easy answer to find:

https://fortismilitaryattorney.com/are-retired-military-subject-to-ucmj-and-what-are-the-implications/

>Retired military members can face UCMJ jurisdiction in certain cases. This surprises many veterans who assume retirement ends all military legal obligations. The answer depends on your retirement status and the nature of the alleged offense. Understanding the distinctions is critical, as retired personnel can face serious consequences under military law, even decades after leaving active duty.

>The authority to apply the Uniform Code of Military Justice (UCMJ) to retired military members is grounded primarily in 10 U.S.C. § 802(a)(4). This provision explicitly includes retired members of a regular component of the armed forces who are entitled to retired pay.

If you accept retirement pay you are officially part of the military in some regard for the rest of your life.

>>65468221
That video is so cringe

>>65468219
I asked you for proof that you aren't a non-serve troll, and you failed to provide evidence. Given all of the other weird posts here, it is pretty obvious that Robert is here and you failed to differentiate yourself

>>65468221
The reason Robert posted that article wasn't to discuss retirement in the military. He wanted to seed one of his favorite talking points that every single servicemember is a child rapist. Funny given that he has an obsession for Oskar Dirlewanger, known child rapist of the Waffen SS

>>65468268
Idc

>>65468276
Why are you pretending to be something you hate? You don't gain any credibility when you make things up and then claim to be something you are obviously not. All it does is set alarm and more easily identifies you as the one and only person who comes here to rage and rant about the military that rightfully kicked him out. I know you REALLY hate it when your past is brought up, but if you want people to stop talking about you, you should just stop coming here.

>>65468289
Ok

>>65468200
He's never going to stop. He is here forever because he was brainwashed by a psyop Army officer to perpetually haunt these threads.

>>65465703
>>65460657
I was thinking of going 17e in the ng and going this route. I also heard ng can get airborne/ranger schools (any others?) in their contract, so I would go that route and then into sf selection

one question about clearances, a recruiter I talked to said I had to sign the contract and fully enlist before I know the results of the review, and 17e requires TS

what happens if I enlist and don't end up getting approved for the TS? will they send me off to be a fry cook?

>>65468375
>will they send me off to be a fry cook?
Yes. You'll be reclassed if you can't get your clearance. Used to happen to linguists a lot because they'd fail the polygraph.

>>65468393
bummer. I don't feel like I'd fail the test because I do love america etc etc but I do hang out on underwater basket weaving forums, and I'm not sure if I know enough non-family members for them to interview lmao, I think they want 3 people you've known for a couple years? I could do 2

if I don't reconsider entirely, I might think about going 12b

>>65468507
Getting a TS is not as hard as you are assuming. You can list teachers from school and managers from work if you don't have enough personal connections. They're really only going to ding you if you have close and continuous foreign connections, a criminal record, or are compromised in some form (debt being the most common example).

>>65468375
I am
>>65460270
>>65460657

Yes. I know someone who's security clearance went south for whatever reason and they reclassed him to a cook. Here's how you handle that. If you think you can't get a security clearance for whatever reason, be sure to talk it over with a recruiter very thoroughly and be 100% honest. If for whatever reason you end up as a cook, just do the AIT. The secound you get to your duty station do 1 shift in the dfac, and then start going to EBH and saying how much the life is screwing with your head. I know 4 people that did this and were booted with no less than 90% disability.

>one got 90% and a medical discharge keeping his GI bill. Later upgraded to 100%

>Another guy did one shift and said the NCO's in the dfac scared him. He got booted for mental health with 100%

>another faked schizophrenia and was only allowed into the dfac to eat. Nothing else, and only had to do accountability formation in the mornings. The rest of the day, nothing. Kicked out with 100% and kept GI bill.

>girl I knew lasted a week in the dfac before she tried to kill herself and ended up not be allowed to work in the dfac. Booted with 100%

>>65468507
>I do hang out on underwater basket weaving forums
They don't care and there's no reason for them to know this
>and I'm not sure if I know enough non-family members for them to interview
They want people who have known you for 5+ years(i think). They called 2/3 people i listed. Been forever since I did my background, but it was tedious and my recrooter didn't even fill out all the information I provided. I remember them being very annoyed by that because I had to give them that information over the phone. Hope she got in trouble.

Also not all jobs require the polygraph portion for the TS.

>>65468515
>Another guy did one shift and said the NCO's in the dfac scared him. He got booted for mental health with 100%
Kek

>>65468530
>They don't care and there's no reason for them to know this
They will know, so don't pretend your shitposting won't come back to haunt you

>>65468530
>>65468515
well that is actually all very encouraging fellas, I appreciate it

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>>65464869
I didnt see this one. Would you like a different pistol?

Here's my EDC.

>glock variant i slapped together from parts a local shop was getting rid of for cheap.

>>65468562
Idk why my post got deleted.

How would anyone know about your shitposting during your background. I'm genuinely curious if you even have an explanation.

>>65468562
>Robert tries to fearmonger because he is still butthurt that cops have visited him twice for making specific, actionable threats against the National Guard in Illinois

>>65468567
No sweat, best of luck! And remember, when seeking advice here, if one post is in complete contradiction with everyone else here and is trying to dissuade you, its a guarantee that its some sweaty fatass in Illinois who got kicked out of the Army a decade ago for telling his drill sergeant he was excited to shoot women and children in Afghanistan.

>>65468673
Your obsession is so annoying man

>>65468677
The ride never ends because Robert never quits. Too bad, if he put this much effort into anything else, he wouldn't be broke and living off of welfare and doordashing to afford his rising medical bills. The only way he stops getting reminded of his failures is to unfuck his life, and the first step is to stop trying to wage a one-man digital crusade against the 4chan mods who he thinks have been formally inducted into the US military for the sole purpose of bullying him.

>>65468648
Not him, but either they know directly because they were informed from the top-down by surveillance state yadda yadda, or they manipulate the recruiter's computer to display subliminal messages without the recruiter's knowledge to control him like a robot and make the recruiter say whatever the state wants to you, or the recruiter is just straight up psychic, I guess.

>>65468692
Bruh, i see your spam more than anything in these threads. What do you even do? You genuinely seem like you have no life, makes me question why anyone would want to listen to you on here.

>>65468700
Oh look, its "not Robert" standing up for Robert again!

>>65468703
No. I'm not defending your obsession. Stop deflecting. What do you actually do for a living? You're here 24/7 from what i can tell.

>>65468716
Poor not Robert is incapable of articulating why he is defending a stranger on the internet. Even weirder is the fact that he can't articulate why he appears only when Robert is apparently not here, while not Robert is never here when Robert is! How have these two never been here at the same time? What a coincidence, especially know how obsessed Robert is with these threads

>robert only shows up when 92G shows up
>robert is still "just robert and totally not 92g as well."
>no one calls him out on this.

>>65468725
>Robert wants people to think he is 92G because he has a paranormal relationship with the one guy who has a lukewarm opinion about military service

Its like he wants to live inside of 92G's skin. How creepy!

>>65468721
Ok dude. You're pathetic. No idea why you believe anyone should listen to your advice when you can't even say what you do outside obsessing over Robert on here all day.

>>65468735
What advice? I'm just here to bully Robert. I have never served in the US military and wouldn't dare to enlist in the Epstein Empire's goon squad.

>>65468734
Dude. Do you really not see it?
>they both hate the military.
>they both show up at the same time every time.
>they both have said to not join the military.
Is it really that far out there to think or admit they're not the same person?

Pretty schizo thread, even for this website's standards

I think you should get to work janny, you got a ton of fodder to deal with rn

>>65468747
>trying to make up his own conspiracy theory in order to conceal who he really is

A 300+ pound man named Zach from East Peoria, Illinois, aged 37 years old, owner of a .22 Rough Rider (lmao) driver of a Honda Civic, no college education, no occupation, savings are in the low 4 figures, brown hair, blue eyes, 5'11, Caucasian, unmarried, no kids, has been on welfare since 2019...

Do you want to go on? You're not 92G and the more you try to sully his name with your antics, the worse it gets for you

>>65468764
>standing up for 92G
>Sully the name of someone who had a useless mos, bashed the military, and only shows up when "robert does."
>pretending "he" didn't say what he said.

Do you really not see it? They're either the same person or you're not applying the bar equally.

>>65468780
92G lives in Texas, has posted proof of service numerous times, and is here less often than Robert. Robert is always here, so technically everyone is Robert, if the logic is "Person A is Person B because Person A and B are here at the same time" as Person A is here at the same time as Persons B to Z.

By your own logic, you are admitting to being Robert. What a fucking dumbass.

>>65468780
>>65468793
oh my god no one cares

>>65468799
Robert does, which is why he can't stop responding to me. He is upset that his posts are being deleted, and is now resorting to ol' reliable - having another pointless back and forth to increase the post count of this thread so he can try to make a new /meg/ but with a photo that is anti-military. No really, that's his entire "plan" to "defeat /meg/".

>>65468811
Do you really think you're any better?

>>65468815
Uh yeah, because I'm not on welfare and letting my life spiral because I can't get over the Army kicking me out a decade ago because I was a complete dumb assassin and wanted to larp as a psychopath but found out the Army isn't actually looking for bloodthirsty lunatics like the Jewish-produced movies taught me

>>65468793
How would you even know if he's from texas? Because of that concert? You act like people can't drive.

>>65468820
Okay. You're still here whining about this guy 24/7. I don't see how you're any better.

>>65468822
For someone who claims to just be passing by, you sure know some specific details. Why don't you know anything about Robert? Surely you're able to summarize Robert's behavior?

>>65468831
Does it cause you pain to see your alter ego get bullied mercilessly? You can't shame me into letting Robert get away with his devious behaviors. He deserves to be punished until the end of time for what he is.

>>65468832
I'm quoting
>>65468793
How would he know 92g is from texas? He acts like "robert" can't drive. Or like someone couldn't just post screencaps of an event.

>>65468836
Okay. Why do you care so much about this guy?

>>65468838
>>65468840
Robert is incredibly easy to bully, simple as that. I am able to bait him into (You)ing me for hours as he desperately tries to playpretend or shake me off, and its hilarious to see him fail over and over again. I've told him how to make it stop and told him that his presence here is basically consent to continue the bullying.

>>65468850
So you're literally just here to troll? Genuinely, how are you not banned?

92G and Robert can't be the same person. 92G actually owns guns.

>>65468854
Same reason Robert isn't banned.

>he's upset about trolling on 4chan
I'm just here to have fun, and I think it's fun to mentally torture NEETs like Robert. He is incredibly easy to find, is always available for play time, and never fails to deliver the desired reaction.

If you don't want me to be here, maybe you can try to relocate Robert to somewhere else? I wouldn't be here if I wasn't sated by Robert's lifeforce being offered on a silver platter

>>65468862
Nah dude. You're genuinely pathetic. Hope you realize that one day.

>>65468868
Okay Robert.

Why don't you tell us more about what branch you are interested in joining?

>>65468873
See? You think anyone who calls you out is Robert. You're just trolling
>Why don't you tell us more about what branch you are interested in joining?
Why? You already said you're not here to give advice
>>65468740
So why would anyone care what you have to say about joining or anything military related?

>>65468880
Let's stay on topic. What branch would you like to join?

Did anyone face severe harassment on a personal level while serving?
Im quiet n not into banter and don’t drink. is this a job where i can follow instructions and ignore coworkers.
is teambuilding a forced or expected thing outside work / workouts.
I dont mind being social but prefer to keep to myself.
How well or badly would this personality type do here

>>65468908
It's deadass not that different from working in a civilian equivalent, except you also live with your coworkers. Don't be afraid to be more sociable and develop a network that could be helpful when you wrap up your contract. You can skate by without making any friends, but where's the fun in that?

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>>65460270
>Why does everyone bash on the USMC?
the u.s. marine corps is built on unnecessary stress for no added benefit.
here's the list:
>wear winter-weight nyco twill in the jungle & desert
>can't wear cammies off base
>sperg out when seeing other branches wearing camo off base
>have to be clean shaven when on leave
>cool guy schools only open to marsoc/raiders
>cnd adsep, no misconduct? general discharge.
>medical separation due to busted back & knees? general discharge.
>granted permission to separate early due to being accepted into a prestigious academic fellowship? general discharge.
>granted permission to separate early due to a parent's death? general discharge.
>granted permission to separate early due to winning multi-millions lotto? general discharge.
>complete your service and separate on time with no misconduct? general discharge.
>retirement? general discharge.
>back & knees too busted post-service to be active in a well-regulated militia
>every sign on base is painted red, activating a primal level of unnecessary stress daily
>"once a marine always a marine" is literal fanfiction that doesn't even grant any special "marine" honorific under u.s. code title 10 nor title 38 to non-retired marine veterans
>MCMAP useless in a fight of junior enlisted infantry vs domestic teenage californian civilians

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>>65468062
guy was Security Forces.
that video is hilarious omg guy is like:
>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>65468925
Dude, this sounds personal. Fuckin, I know a guy who was slated to promote to E-5 like 2 weeks before his ADSO was completed and the fucking Corps straight up fucked him out of it because he was wavering on re-enlisting. They made his mind up for him that's for sure.

>>65468945
>wavering on re-enlisting
>don't promote him
Why would they promote someone who's getting out when they could promote someone who is gunna be around for a while?

>>65468888
>Let's stay on topic.
Seems impossible for you. Again, why would I want to listen to anything you have to say on the topic anyway?

>>65468952
>Why would they promote someone who's getting out when they could promote someone who is gunna be around for a while?
Laughs in Air Force

>>65468908
There are literal open Furries in the Air Force anon. You'll be fine. Guess other branches might be different.

>>65468888
>>65468969
Well this is ironic. Where's our superior when we need 'im?

>>65468992
You haven't given me 1 reason why i should care what you have to say

>>65468996
I am neither of those people, but I can guess which one you are...

>>65469007
Your obsession? Or do you really want me to believe there is more than 1 person in this dead general who calls everyone Robert?

>>65469020
(Long sigh)... Trump made it so you can send people away to the crazy house just like back in the good ol' days, but this sure as hell hasn't helped /meg/. I'm disappointed.

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>>65468925
That describes my army experience pretty well. It seems >>65460362 was telling the truth.

So happy my DD214 and honorable discarge protect me from ever having to go through it ever again.

>>65469033
You purchased that gun second-hand, neverserved.

>>65469048
Kek

>>65469031
It's actually crazy that the faggot you're replying to thinks only one person is anything but staunchly anti-military in this general.

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>>65469048
I literally said I put it together from parts. >>65468611
Did you miss the 1911 that much?

>I'm taking the bait

>>65469073
Hey, I like having sex with men too!

>>65469083
As if I'm supposed to know who the fuck you are in an anonymous forum

>>65469087
And yet everyone is somehow Robert here

>>65469091
Ah, yeah sorry I forgot

>>65468917
Everyone i knew ends up glued to work life or their gf. Not much time left on either end.
Im not as optimistic as i was.
I guess growing n future connections is a valid cause even if temporary.

>>65469083
The new mystery... is 92G a glock or a 1911 guy?

The world may never know.

Bad Runner here, will it be easier for me to purchase fire arms when I get out in four years? I kinda want a Taurus Judge.

>>65469149
Bad Runner (2026)... Starring Taurus Judge, Ethan Hawke...

I have no issues with Robert

>>65469330
Robert wouldn't post this, because he clearly hates himself enough to sabotage his entire life

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>>65468996
>You haven’t proven your worth or earned my respect
Lol, imagine saying some gay shit like this on fucking 4Chan. Why would anyone give a fucking shit? At least Reddit has updoots. There’s zero reward for earning your respect, not even digital or imaginary.

You’re the most mentally ill person I’ve ever somewhat interacted with directly. 6 years of bitching to anonymous nobodies. Nothing to show for it. You were bitching when I joined the Air Force. You’re still here bitching, and I already left the Air Force. I finished a whole military contract and completed my engineering degree in the same time you’ve spent bitching on /meg/ to nobody.

Your special interest is the lamest in the history of autism. At least bronies and Sonic-fans actually make fanfiction and shit. Everyone you create gets deleted by anonymous mods and erased from the entire internet.

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>>65470558
Robert’s fate is worse than Sisyphus. Sisyphus at least achieves his goal of rolling the boulder up the hill, momentarily, before beginning anew. Robert never even momentarily achieves his goal, which is convincing anyone to give a single fuck about his opinion of the military. Not for even a single second of the last 6 years has anyone given a single fuck about what Robert has to say. For Robert, the boulder never rolls back down the mountain, because Robert can’t make the rock move at all in the first place. 6 years of pushing with all his might, and that rock has never moved a single inch, not even for a moment.

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>>65468925
>can't wear cammies off base
>sperg out when seeing other branches wearing camo off base
No one looks good in ACUs. It's always wrinkly, baggy, and faded. They also stand out so everyone in the grocery store notices how sloppy our military looks. Hey, pal, you aren't in combat. Even flight coveralls look better. USMC is correct on this.

>>65464954
>Tripoli
Which one? That's like saying "We're going to Bahia, boys!"

>>65470890
One does not simply crest over the top of a mirror...

Army enlistment age has been raised to 42. What are these gentlemen in for if they enlist today?

anyone in these threads every go to USMC OCS?

>>65471066
what do you mean? theyll be in the army, but theyll be 42, theyll be 42 in the army

>>65471125
>officer quality adult
>go through boot like a teenager
>already have white collar skills
>placed in motor t
>needs of muh corps
>FUCKED BY THE GREEN WEENY AGAIN
I hope no one here is that stupid

>Have nightmare in which I ended up in Marine Corps boot camp
>Wake up
>Instead of feeling the relief that it was just a dream, still feel like I only don't want to join the Marines because I'm too much of a bitch for them
Marine Corps recruiters have moved past psychological warfare and evolved to straight-up targeted psychic attacks holy shit

>>65473518
Gotta turn off your wifi at night

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https://www.military.com/navy-sailor-who-jumped-off-uss-abraham-lincoln-faces-disciplinary-charges-could-lose-pay?lid=lrccntpykonq&utm_source=MLT-nl_navy_vi_2026-09-01&utm_medium=newsletter&utm_campaign=MLT-202609012211&user=cnlud29kQGdtYWlsLmNvbTptbHQ

>Attempts to kill self
>Gets UCMJed instead of mental help

>>65471125
Yeah, what’s up?

>>65473866
What does peepee taste like?

>>65476588
peepee, couldn't tell you.

Green Weenie, good enough for me to keep going for another two weeks.

Thanks for listening to my TED talk.

how screwed are you if you join the army/air force without a drivers license or car?

>>65478273
Not a big deal at first since you can always hitch a ride, but you really should get one to afford yourself freedom when you can safely afford a car of your own

>>65478273
Depends on the base, base orders, your needs, and your command.

For non-grunts (they frequently have lots of gear to haul to/from CIF), most junior enlisted would do well with an E-Bike to get around base.

Pros:
>No insurance required.
>Cheaper than a car.
>Can be used for PT.
>Can charge in the barracks.
>Limited ability to get out to town and buy bullshit, therefor saving money for the Junior Enlisted so they can't buy bullshit and blow paychecks.

Cons:
>Weather can limit your travel.
>Your command may not allow E-Bikes.
>Your command may treat it like a motorcycle and make you get motorcycle training.
>You are still reliant on others for when you need to move your gear.
>You will not pick up chicks with an E-Bike.

>>65478579
If I saw a nigga riding an e-bike in uniform, I would 100% snap a picture and post it on r/justbootthings.

>>65478579
instead of an ebike why not an electric dirt bike? do those require a motorcycle license?

>>65478273
Imagine being this useless and pathetic

>>65478787
As you should. I had a Cpl do the E-Bike thing on Oki for a few years. He ate at the chow hall, rode the bike, didnt go nuts on video games or drinking. Dude saved up 100k over the years he was in Oki and was able to get out on his own terms without needing to be a welfare junkie.

>>65478825
Typically, yes. You can pedal the E-Bike, you cant pedal the E-Dirt Bike.

>>65478878
Okay doing it OCONUS is a very different story. Fuck those taxi cunts stiffing everyone with the "thank you for your service" cost multiplier

>>65478891
This is gonna sound like pure officer bullshit, but most junior enlisted dont need cars.

>I have to go to medical/CIF/etc.
Your command should be making that happen, you shouldnt have to buy a car to do your job as a junior enlisted.

>Bro, Applebees/Texas Road House/Chilis Outback/Etc is better than the chow hall.
I agree. It also costs you a large portion of your paycheck for a small portion of slightly better than chow hall food. Get it, but sparingly.

>Beer/Booze is a food group, so I need to go to an off base bar.
Yeah, but its not supposed to be 30% of your budget. Also, you will not get to date that bartender charging you 6x the price of a beer you could have bought on base.

>I need a car to get around.
Insurance, gas, the inevitable accident, having to drive your friends around, the urge to get a stupid expensive car and do stupid "upgrades" to it, and you will end up just driving to stores to look at shit you dont need.

The best way to save money and not get in trouble is to avoid cars for your first duty station if possible.

>>65479747
This is certifiably insane. Why are you so obsessed with trying to "prove" 92G is dishonest? Is it because you are afraid that somebody with a neutral opinion on service is posting here?

What's the process like for a foreigner (European) to join the US military? Specifically the Marine Corps.

>>65479835
Do you have a green card?

>>65479844
Not yet but my understanding is
Green Card > Military > Citizenship
This is more for future reference as the plan is to start the process early to mid 2028.

>>65479783
Since when are you ok with stolen valor?
>being a 92G
>valor worth stealing

That's all I said. You act like him showing off a bunch of old bags and an old unifrom that isn't even issued anymore is "proof". His opinion also hasn't been neutral. He's openly bashed the military before.

>>65480168
More proof than you've ever posted

>>65479783
>>65480168

guy's post is deleted because?

>>65460132
Sadly due to a medical condition I was denied, and so was my waiver. Is there anything else I can do that is sort of like the military that will not give me the boot for my condition? The condition is entirely manageable with bidaily treatment (1-2 pills). I am in shape and was able to pass the ACFT multiple times while in my college's ROTC program. Specifically looking for
>physical challenge
>comradery
>adventure
Thanks for any advice, and thank you for your service to anyone who served itt.

>>65480296
>a bunch of junk literally anyone can buy in a surplus shop or online is proof

>>65480345
Because the mods are targeting Robert. Anytime you see a post deleted, its from the same guy that has been trying to convince the mods to ban /meg/. Instead they've just been banning him on a daily basis for like 6 years JFL

>>65480381
Would you care to provide more substantial proof that you served? Let's set the standard now.

>>65480522
Literally no one in these threads has. Especially him.

>>65480685
So there are no military recruiters here?

>>65480355
Active clubs
MCs

>>65478924
>just live on base bro
>you don't need to experience the surrounding area
>you should just remain 100% dependent on others to get around
>you don't need to have a life outside the military
This would honestly make more enlisted kill themselves. Depending on the base location, being on post 24/7 is incredibly depressing. Yeah, you save up money, but living in shitty dorms and being at the place you work at 24/7 is going to take a mental toll on you.

Plus if you ever get approved to live off base and make BAH, you'll be SOL if you don't have a car. You're very retarded. Feel bad for anyone that works under you.

>>65480685
I've served but I'm not carrying a 214 on me 24/7 or have instant access to pull out some shit I had when I was in. It's funny how sensitive the one guy is about veterans posting here and sharing their experiences
>>65481043
There 100% are

>>65460132
I wish I could bludgeon my recruiter.

>>65460270
Army and Marines treat their people like shit
Go Navy if you want to do a specific job (CT) or are a naval autist
Go AF otherwise

>>65481389
Isn't odd how there is no consensus on whether active duty recruiters are here but there has still been no explanation for how recruitment on 4chan would even work? The theory seems to be proposed only by nonserves (though we know its actually just one guy with multiple personality disorder) whereas everyone who is serving or has served thinks the idea is completely retarded because they actually understand how military recruiting works? Reminds me a bit of a libtard understanding of guns vs actual gun owners

>>65481376
You’re completely within your right to get a car, spend every dime of your meager paycheck on the high interest, and fall into the classic debt trap that fucks you for life. I won’t stop you.

His question was whether a car is necessary. From my own anecdotal and personal experience, it is not necessary to have a car as a junior enlisted and having one often leads to being in debt and getting into trouble.

If you are living out in town, that’s an entirely different circumstance and you know that. Most junior Marines don’t get to do that unless they are married and that’s not what the original question pertained to.

Do they teach you how to drive AIT...?

>>65481665
im curious since bases are pretty big, like small towns basically, how do guys fresh out of their technical training at their first unit get around? like for grocery shopping and what not

>>65481594
>but there has still been no explanation for how recruitment on 4chan would even work?

I'd imagine the same way it worked when the army had recruiters playing rocket league, call of duty, and other popular video games a few years back in an attempt to raise recruitment numbers.

https://lhslance.org/2025/features/a-new-military-recruiting-tactic-focuses-on-video-games-where-teens-spend-most-of-their-time/

>>65481723
>American adult cannot comprehend walking for the purpose of travel

>>65481737
>living in barracks
>groceries
You act like you even need to do that. Considering the dfac is often less than a 5min walk from the barracks.

>>65481735
That was an event-basded marketing stunt. These threads have existed for 12 years, have been branch-agnostic, and do not display any consistency on information dissemination. They are clearly community-built by the guys in the Discord, unless you are suggesting that the Discord is an official military-operated space where active duty recruiters post pictures of beer, boobs, and balls all day.

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>>65481744
>branch agnostic
Laughs in usmc
>lol it was a stunt
Pic related
>no consistency
Except for the guy that jumps to defend the honor of the military and calls anyone with a criticism (no mattet how small) of the military "Robert"

>>65481766
I accept your concession.

>>65481665
>You’re completely within your right to get a car, spend every dime of your meager paycheck on the high interest, and fall into the classic debt trap that fucks you for life
Maybe if you're retarded. You're just playing the stereotypes. Do you think everyone who doesn't join the military at 18 and gets a car to drive around is "fucking themselves for life"? Yeah, you have your idiots who go out and buy a charger or mustang. No reason you can't get a shitbox to get around.

Isn't one of the hopes in joining the military to be an adult? You need a vehicle to be an adult. I know the military has a double standard for this though.

>>65481723
Some bases are tiny. Some have shuttles. If you're living on base, there's no reason you can't walk around everywhere and bring a backpack or something for groceries. The whole point in having a car is so you can go off base and actually experience things outside the military. Every miserable person who hates where they get stationed usually never leave base.

>>65481816
Cars are depreciating assets. If you can hold off and buy your first car when absolutely needed, you have saved money (and hopefully invested) that you instead would have lost.

>>65481846
Yes yes. No one *needs* to have a car when they serve. Just like they don't *need* to have any sort of lifestyle that costs money. Your perfect little soldier can show up to work. Go to the gym. Only eat at the chow hall and stay in his barracks whenever he's not working, eating or working out.

Sure. You can save up a ton of money if you want to be as stingy as possible, but it sounds miserable. A car offers you an escape from base and allows you to actually explore the city and community you're in. Weird concept that you'd actually get to know the communities you're serving, I know.

The only way I'd concede to a car being unnecessary is if you're over-seas, because they tend to have public transportation to get you anywhere.

>>65481878
Why do I need to drive over to Stankasscahoochee to "get to know the communities I am serving"? Lmao it isn't that serious. Have you even served? You sound like a fucking nerd

>>65481737
>>65481824
okay so theyre not as big as i was thinking they were

>>65481897
You're retarded, but by all means, go ahead and spend all your time on base. All the most miserable people, most alcoholic and depressed people I knew were the ones who never left base. Good job missing the point.

>>65481897
It is ironic that some of the least patriotic people are servicemen.

>>65481982
Its just a job dude. Stop letting the Jewish movies convince you its anything more serious than that.

>>65482027
>Its just a job dude.
Exactly, and you know what most adult jobs require? A car. Thanks for coming full circle.

>>65482073
If you live on base and can walk to your job on base, you do not NEED a car. You WANT a car for recreational purposes.

>>65482083
You don't NEED to eat anywhere or anything except the DFAC. You don't NEED to ever leave your dorm room. You don't NEED any form of entertainment or forms of release outside of working out.

Too bad 0 people live this way, and depending on your base, if you have appointments across base - yeah you can be an inconvenience and burden and have something take you, but now you're always on someone else's schedule. I'm surprised you're so adamant about enlisted having a vehicle. It's not gonna break the bank like you believe, but maybe you're just retarded and bad with money.

>>65482115
Nigga you're the one that keeps getting upset that I have the temerity to hold an opinion you don't like. The car is optional. It is an expense. If you are spending the money, you are not saving the money. Its an individual decision. People CAN go without a car for their entire contract. You are arguing all but the most aspergian cannot. I disagree and you have failed to convince me to agree with you. Fucking eat my ass.

>>65482121
Like i said, i feel sorry for anyone that's under you. You sound like a miserable person. Glad we sorted that out.

>>65482121
Oh, and to add, if you ever want to live off base and collect BAH, you 100% need a vehicle. You'll also make way more collecting BAH with a vehicle than you would living in the dorms your entire contract. Suck my dick.

>>65481389
>There 100% are
With zero credibility.

>>65482145
>if you live off base
When did this ever come into conversation? If my grandmother had wheels, she'd be a bicycle! Like what the fuck are you getting upset about? I always said on base weenies who work on base can just walk to work. Only a nonserve would have trouble conceptualizing this because they have never seen the layout of a military installation with their own eyes. Don't even bother replying to me, you've embarrassed yourself enough and now I'm cucking you out of sliding this thread.

nothing wrong with having a car guys haha

>>65482161
Damn that dude really just ran away after this response. What a pussy!

>>65482249
Right? That guy seemed so vehement about forcing everyone to buy a car. Maybe he thought he could convince someone to make a bad financial decision and this is how he gets his revenge for getting kicked out of the military? Big dreams for a tiny mind.

>>65482249
>>65482258
Oh, you poor miserable samefag.

Anyway, glad we can all agree getting a car during your contract is a smart move. Don't let the salty SNCO deter you from enjoying your career.

>>65482300
You mean go and doordash? LMFAO you lost Robert

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I am not >>65481376, but that post reminded me of when I got to Buckley.
There is basically nothing on Buckley in terms of recreation. There's a nice gym and shitty Internet. Anything else you go off base for. There is no bus route that comes on base (supposedly there was one that got shut down years before I got there lol). Ubers typically aren't allowed through the gate (sometimes they were though, idk, that was weird). The gate is a mile walk away from the dorms, not too bad, oh except that gate's only open on weekdays 6-6. The 24/7 gate is a two-mile walk away. But worst of all was pic related: My view walking back from work. Every day I saw those mountains and thought "Wow I really need to go hiking, I wish my car was here".
That shit drove me crazy, I ended up renting a car while waiting for mine to show up. An excellent choice.

I would like to clarify that getting STATIONED AT Buckley SFB was fucking top-tier, I hit the jackpot, would absolutely recommend. LIVING ON Buckley was okay. Living on Buckley WITHOUT A CAR was shit-tier, absolutely depressing, would not recommend.

Also after reading through the rest of the replies, I regret entering this conversation, but I already dug up an old picture and typed this out.

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Taking my phase I screening test for FBI special agent in a few weeks. Does this count for /meg/?

>>65482460
The FBi is not a branch of the military.

>>65482436
You're good, actual perspective is appreciated. The other faggot whining about how everyone should buy a car is a troll that camps here every day and tries to rile people up to get his shrimp dick hard.

>>65482477
Oh yeah you're right, it requires a university degree instead of mental retardation.

>>65482480
No. I rarely come to these threads because you're insufferable and shit them up with your obsession. Please explain how I was trolling by advocating for buying a car and spelling out why you're a dumbass? Is hurting your feelings considered trolling in these threads? Lmao

>>65482460
whats your major and is there an age limit to join the FBI?

>>65482497
Didn't you say you were leaving? Sure seem pretty butthurt for someone who claims to have "won" a non-argument that they have no stake in.

>>65482482
>Robert is THIS butthurt because he just found out that, unlike his doordashing ass, servicemembers can avoid the cost of car ownership

>>65482436
>Ubers typically aren't allowed through the gate
Some drivers have base access and it's pretty common around military bases. Pro-tip: if you're trying to get an uber on or off base add "BASE ACCESS" after your name so you get the correct drivers.

>>65482509
I said i was going for a drive, you do realize you eventually get to your destination, right? You've already lost. I don't even know why you're here. You never contribute anything noteworthy besides pamming about Robert.

>>65482524
>he is terminally addicted to the internet and cannot stop posting here
Yeah, you drove to McDonalds to pick up a doordash order and delivered it, and now you're waiting for the next nigger to deliver to. What a winner you are!

>>65482528
>he is terminally addicted to the internet and cannot stop posting here
Projection. You're here 24/7 always spamming Robert. Please, gain some awareness.

>>65482539
How would you know unless you were here, proving my point? Why do you care so much what strangers on the internet think of you? You really get upset when I remind everyone else of the depressing context of your life. Hey, maybe if you insult me one more time, the boogeyman will finally go away! You know, the same insults you've been chucking since the pandemic... yeah, just one more time, itll finally work! Then you are free to lie about who you are!

>>65482498
Biological Sciences (pre-med) and the age limit is 37.

>>65482550
>How would you know
Because you're in every thread I've seen

>>65482553
Which is a crazy coincidence because I only target Robert, so you're admitting to being Robert even in your attempt to deny your own existence (again). Hell, you even have a tripcode! Why be so ashamed of yourself yet spend all of your time parasocializing with the servicemembers you are jealous of?

>>65482514
Literally no one is mad they're eligible to be a special agent instead of enlisted military.

>>65482574
Robert is deliberately engaging in off-topic discussion because he is butthurt that /meg/ exists and he has tried absolutely everything to make it go away. He has spent years sliding these threads every single day but for some reason he just can't win!

>>65482460
>domestic intelligence agency
NOT /meg/ FUCK OFF

>>65482562
>Which is a crazy coincidence because I only target Robert
No you don't. You're just schizo and call anyone you don't like Robert. Not reading past your first sentences by the way. You're here 24/7.

>>65482592
Why doesn't it matter? Legitimately.

>>65482592
It's essentially military, but with way better pay and training.

>>65482599
>why does it matter that I came to ARG and decided I only want to talk about lever actions?

>>65482596
....or I'm right and you're just getting defensive. Its okay, you'll get your chance to make a new thread and it will be deleted and you'll get upset again and just keep doing the same thing over and over like you have for years. The mods have clearly demonstrated that you aren't going to convince them to ban /meg/ to prevent your misbehavior. Instead they will just keep banning you.

YOU LOST

>>65482601
More like, came to ARG to talk about ballistic missiles.

>>65482601
>>65482604
Seems you're a little riled up and don't know how to respond to the correct posts
>or I'm right and you're just getting defensive
Not really. You're the one writing paragraphs of nonsense.

>>65482606
Robert, what do you win when you slide this thread? Doesn't your own conspiracy theory suggest that you will just get banned and your posts deleted? Or do you not believe in yourself?

>>65482614
I understand that you're jealous that someone literally has achieved more in their life than you.

>>65482612
I know exactly who I'm responding to, so there is no confusion here. The real question is, why is the next order taking so long? Is Peoria that dead on a Friday night? Or is your doordash ranking so low that you only get the shitty orders?

>>65482617
>lives with his parents
>is on welfare
>is doing doordash
>is terminally addicted to 4chan
Surely you can't be referring to yourself, Robert

>>65482619
>I know exactly who I'm responding to
Evidently not. You're a broken record man. I don't know how you believe you're any less pathetic than the guy you obsess over when you're here 24/7. You didn't even explain how i was "trolling" for advocating buying a vehicle. You just shit up threads because you clearly have nothing going on in your life lol

i see the robert obsessor is having another off-topic spam session.

>>65482632
>Your sole goal is to slide this thread
You're the one doing that. I was giving advice. You just didn't like it was something you disagree with. You really need to get a life man.

Schizophrenia.

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>>65482460
Not really, but congratulations anyways.

Maybe Robert actually did get BTFO'd? Like he got so bootyblasted by getting bullied for years on end that he finally hung up the towel, and now an imposter is pretending to be Robert for fun. That means /meg/ really did win. Epic victory!

>>65482277
This

The military pays you more than enough to ship your car wherever they move you to, or you are more than capable of driving it yourself and paying for gas.

Kinda speaks volumes this guy believes junior enlisted are too retarded to manage their finances and comfortably afford a car. Money says he was a 1st Sgt and dealt with a bunch of retarded kids who bought their 25% APR used mustangs lol

>>65482745
Robert is STILL raging about this talking point because he completely failed in his attempt to seed anti-military discussion and instead got baited into getting banned

>>65482769
No no, you see its not Robert! Robert gave up and quit 4chan because of /meg/. This is some phoney who is a shadow of the great Robert. He isn't even worthy of his own nickname because he hasn't done or said anything notable, so he wants to be called Robert to give the illusion of clout. The real Robert posted here recently announcing that his pastor convinced him to turn a new leaf and asked for forgiveness.

>>65482794
Oh, so this guy doesn't even give a fuck about "defeating /meg/"? He doesn't have a tragic backstory or irrational obsession with pretending to be a fifth columnist? He doesn't want to shoot national guardspeople and has no beef with Israel? He believes people are people and love is love? He doesn't blame General Milley for ruining his life and isn't a welfare leech that hypocritically accuses disabled servicemembers of leeching off of taxpayers?

Damn, this guy really is hollow and devoid of any controversial yet hilarious ideas. Too boring to troll, I guess I'll have to hunt for someone else to bully to their psychological limits, since I finally "killed" Robert.

>>65482813
RIP to the best lolcow /k/ had since Armatard. Very sad if this is true. We all wanted to see Robert on national news, not turning his life around in whatever small way he can after NEET his 20's and 30's away.

Who the fuck is this bad runner guy I see pop up here

>>65482769
>>65482794
>>65482826
Why don't you try actually engaging with posts instead of whining about your boyfriend and samefagging 24/7?

>>65482813
I say the next /meg/ thread should be in honor of 92G if for not other reason than Robert wants to be him so desperately bad but even he doesn't like Robert.

>>65484343
>if you sound the alarm during a fire, you are the problem, not the fire

Couldnt join the army so successfully convinced my friend to join award
WE are going to jump school soon

>>65482436
Not Robert, not a 1stSgt, just a Marine that has seen enough dudes make bad decisions thinking cars are automatically the only option.

Your anecdote is valuable, one because western bases are bigger and I don’t have experience off USMC installations.

Most Marine barracks are within a few hundred meters of their work, so the E-bike makes sense in my experience.

Not restarting the flame war, didn’t realize my opinion, retarded or otherwise, would derail the thread.

>>65485225
Now let's see the photos of the thousands of dead Iranians.... oh wait, why would you give a shit? All you care about is rooting for "the bad guys".

>>65485305
This. Contrarians don't actually compare results, they just throw stones.

>>65482877
i think the story is he got to the tail end of army basic but cant seem to get his running time down enough to pass or something, hes just been posting about his experience

>>65485321
>end of basic
>cant get his run time below the 21 minutes limit.
Bruh.

>>65485402
Hence the nickname Bad Runner. He is in fact bad at running.

I'm called Bad Runner because, well, way before I enlisted I began posting here for tips on running before I got to Fort Sill. My run time used to be unforgivably bad, around 28 minutes. I don't know how, but after a few AFTs, I made it through Fort Sill. I'm here at Fort Gordon now. I've gotten it down now to 20:05 but I'm shooting for 18~ when the next AFT comes.

Incidentally, we had a company formation last night about social media, and one of the drills mentions TikTok and 4chan.
So. I might be quiet for a while.

>>65486307
>4chan
This site is so irrelevant. I highly doubt that

>>65486823
And yet it happened, so...

>>65487272
So what? You're still posting here, so it clearly doesn't matter

>>65460132
Am I allowed to get a Tattoo in AIT?

Why is this thread so dead during labor day weekend?

>>65489226
Because we got trolled and derailed by the car conversation.

What's good?

>>65489226
Threads are always dead.

>>65490567
>the imposter is still trying to pretend to be Robert
Let it go, Robert moved on with his life and pretending to be him is just as sad as when Robert was trying to imitate Robert Bales even after Bales apologized for his war crimes and sought forgiveness.

>65491572
>Robert is this desperate for an emotional reaction after his thread was (predictably) BTFO'D because politics is off-topic and trolling is against the rules.

I have never met a sorer loser than you. Its been 11 years since the Army kicked you out. Let it go and move on.

>>65492077
Why does the OP have to be political? Most threads just have generic pictures of military equipment or personnel.

>>65492128
>dodging the question and trying to advance his own politics with the same picture he's been banned for for years

I wonder if he's going to make a third thread or finally give up? This Robert imposter is so much lamer than the real troll.

Occasional reminder to take your CLEPs and DSSTs and shit

>>65492623
Status: Reminded

Apparently the fact that these threads are full of schizos is not embarrassing for the military, since they take full responsibility for their own personnel. It goes without saying, to the point where your post will get deleted if you assume the military's feelings.

Anyway, I never got my question answered from earlier: If someone is working for the government (like in the military), and their side hustle is being a 4chan janny deleting politically incorrect posts, are they still violating your First Amendment rights?

Just kidding, it's Russia. Always was, always will be. Wonder what happened to the janny who quit earlier in this thread... For once we had real freedom of speech. It's still there, lol. (Now watch it get deleted! XD)

>>65492972
>one schizo constantly complaining that the mods won't permit him to troll and rant about politics on the weapons board thinks complaining even more will make them change their minds
You are unwanted and have been told for 6 straight years that you are unwelcome here. You have accomplished nothing in all of your years of trolling and you will never have your way. You lost.

>>65492972
>the military pays recruiters to also be janitors on 4chan with the sole purpose of "infringing on free speech" of one fat manchild from Peoria, Illinois
Free speech, by the way, just means you whining about Israel and the US military, right? Nothing else is free speech in your view, because nothing else exists in your mind beyond the hatred of two nations. You can post about your hatred on /pol/, which I suspect you already do on a multi-weekly basis, so why come here? To "get back" at the military that kicked you out during basic training? Tell us, did you "get revenge" yet?

>>65493006
>>65493012
Hey leave the poor kid alone. He just wants to goon to pictures of Pete Hegseth and brag about how cool he is for not becoming a "zogbot" (even though he literally did enlist and earned a BCD for going full retard larping as a psycho before he even earned his McDonald's ribbon). We should all aspire to emulate our favorite welfare-collecting, obese doordashing fifth columnist! Who cares about success when you can have something even more valuable - 4chan infamy

>>65493051
Be careful, when he meant free speech, he didn't mean free speech about him. He only wants free speech that permits him to insult others, but never the other way around. He HATES it when people talk about the information he voluntarily divulged and will try to convince the apparent zero people who come here that there is a constant revolving door of 1PBTID posters who have never interacted but all conveniently maintain a coherent chain of communication that can be traced back for years. Heck, he may even claim the different sentences in the same post were written by different people! Anything to give the illusion of consensus, because of course nothing hurts him more than being the only person he agrees with.

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Should i join up with the federal protective service? I already did my time in the army and im not at peace, reenlistment isn't an option.

>>65493379
>reenlistment is not an option
Why not?
Also, what was your MOS and how much time did you put in? How much higher education did you seek during and after?

Fort Carson soldiers living in their car to escape barracks heat

https://www.stripes.com/branches/army/2026-09-04/fort-carson-soldiers-hot-22751833.html

>>65493479
13f
It was just bad for me and going back will just be a bad idea i know it so im kinda sorta ruling it out. Im not content being a basement larper so im thinking about doing something.
as for education. Im looking at going to school for cybersecurity if i dont do this.

>>65493498
Don't delay on the school. You can pursue career opportunities in the meanwhile.

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>>65493490
>"I sweat going to sleep, sweat waking up, sweat getting changed," one soldier said. "Go to work. Sweat. I'm back. Sweat. Go to the gym. Sweat. It's a vicious cycle."

>After being deployed and working in tough conditions, the bare minimum, they say, is not having to toss and turn all night from being so hot.

https://krdo.com/news/2026/09/02/hundreds-of-fort-carson-soldiers-are-in-barracks-with-unbearable-living-conditions-according-to-soldiers/