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https://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player
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I dont like coffee
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>>65486888
Oi m8, ye got a internet loicense?
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>>65486888
Wow, gay
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>>65486888
Checked. I don't like it either although the smell is very pleasant
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>>65486909
So cute.
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>>65486888
I like Dr. Pepper
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>>65486888
All the based nations on the planet are powered by coffee, all the irrelevant shithole drink tea.
That being said, never get too autistic about coffee because coffee-hobbiest fags make audiophiles look normal, a simple drip machine or french press is all you need.
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>>65486916
she really is the cutest
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>>65486950
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>>65486920
what if I enjoy both tea and coffee?
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>>65486920
if you don't drink moka pot coffee you will die
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>>65486972
fuck off retard, we don't do reasonable takes here
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>>65486975
>tfw induction stove
Guess I'm fucked
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>>65486977
they do make steel ones
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>>65486888
I like white monsters
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Auganon where you @? What do you think of her so far?
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>>65486952
I want to give her a quick peck on the cheek.
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>>65486920
Instant or caffeine pills are even better
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>>65486975
>bialetti
great choice
>>65486977
i have one made for an induction stove and it works great. i don't really drink coffee but if i use it it somehow tastes better
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>>65486981
This would have been funnier if you had posted AK-15
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>>65487002
>caffeine pills are even better
The next best step is Modafinil. Great drug.
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>>65486979
>>65487003
True, they do seem kinda overpriced though, might grab one of I ever see one on discount.
Are they dishwasher safe?
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>>65487050
Probably not. If you ask Italians, they don't even wash them. Just wipe the grounds out and you're good.
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>>65487050
>>65487062
>overpriced
depends how often you use one. i paid 100 quid for mine but it was a gift
just rinse it when you're done
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>>65487062
That just sounds like you'll be drinking rancid ass coffee after a while, at the very least rinse that shit.
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>>65486909
>>65486932
>>65486941
>>65486947
>>65486950
>>65486952
>>65486997
m200 spotted
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>>65487138
Little girls shouldn't be drinking coffee at such a young age.
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>>65487143
she's just petite
she is a grown woman
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I drink organic pre-ground stuff out of a French press, will autism make my coffee better or are all you faggots using lab equipment looking shit to make a brew just fiddling your dick?

>>65487166
Butt peek
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>>65487265
>butt peek
yeah, butt peak
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>>65487276
Um my daughteru does not wear garterbelts.
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>>65486975
Tried a moka pot a few years back and found it to be just kinda a hassle, nice on occasion when you want a strong espresso like brew but not my morning cup, french press is stupid simple and makes a decent cup.

>>65487265
imho if you're not severely autistic enough to make coffee your entire personality coffee hits a diminishing returns point around the point where you buy whole beans you grind yourself, use your favorite brewing method and you're golden, the chemistry set bullshit is basically just reddit shit.
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Feels good to be Vietnamese and drinking Vietnamese coffee.
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I just drink monster energy coffee.
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Anyone who has ever drank a Monster is white trash who probably listens to rap and wears a baseball cap with a flat brim.
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>>65487322
Your mom drank my white monster
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>>65487311
Isn't Vietnamese coffee basically just drip coffee (using a phin) over sweetened condensed milk?
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>>65487331
My mom is a tranny you fucking homosexual and poster of worst Keion, enjoy hellfire. As expected of Monster drinkers.
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>>65487322
I feel like there are trends with energy drinks (or at least there's a trend at my school). It used to be Ghost --> Celsius --> Bang --> Monster. I'm seeing more people drink Alani now.

My school is pretty smart for stocking so many energy drinks. Shit costs ~$3 each, last I checked.
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>>65487322
I drink 2 a day, i should probably stop before my heart explodes
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>>65487338
Vietnamese coffee is generally robusta, which is a bit different in flavor from arabica that is much more common elsewhere.

Also the story of it is rather interesting. Germans, being automatons powered by caffeine, require coffee to function. However since East Germany was a communist shithole that had no money, they couldn't just buy coffee. For a while they were giving away military hardware in exchange for coffee, but that wasn't cutting it, so they made a deal with Vietnam. They basically built the entire Vietnamese coffee industry. We're talking they built entire towns for coffee, sent over farming equipment, built irrigation systems, trained the Vietnamese in farming, built power plants, built hospitals for coffee workers; everything. And in exchange they'd get half of the coffee Vietnam produced.

Then East Germany fell before the first coffee harvest. They never even got their coffee.
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>>65487345
>My mom is a tranny
I'm very sorry to hear that
please don't share horrible things like that while posting m200
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>>65487357
3 to 4 a day is standard for me
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>>65487361
Robusta is actually super common world wide in really cheap coffee (the kind that comes in big plastic tubs), which has given it kind of a reputation for being shitty, undesirable coffee which is why a lot of coffee companies really advertise "100% Arabic" a lot.
Obviously there's plenty of good robusta, but the cheap import shit ends up in most bottom shelf incest approved coffee.
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>>65487380
>incest approved coffee
Finally, coffee for people like me
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>>65487265
>will autism make my coffee better
It will. Optimal storage of beans + optimal brewing methods make for the best, most delicious brew that will stand out even if you aren't some aficionado.
But it's not like it's bad if you don't go fully autistic. You just don't get as good of a coffee.
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>>65487378
You should drink water instead
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>>65487378
>3 to 4 a day is standard for me
wtf
What are you doing that needs that much energy? My maximum caffeine intake in one day was 600mg and I felt heart palpitations.
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>>65487385
It doesn't give you energy, just retardation 'energy'. Actual food gives you energy.
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>>65487386
The best part of waking up is your sister licking your nuts
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>>65487397
Semantics, but yes, you're correct. Caffeine just prevents you from falling asleep.
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>>65487391
I do i drink more water than monster every day
>>65487392
I dont sleep enough and the caffine doesnt do much anymore, 4 to 5 cans used to get me fucking wired but nowadays i barely feel it anymore
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>>65487408
Nah. Caffeine modulates dopamine and depending on the person can give proper energy boosts.
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>>65487408
But if the guy is drinking 3-4 cans of energy drinks a day, Modafinil is so much safer. It directly upregulates orexin, which promotes wakefulness. It's prescribed to narcoleptics and given to Air Force pilots.
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I only drink instant coffee like once or twice a week. The only energy drinks I have are 0 sugar and like 10-15 calories (white monsters are the best so I dont mind this part much)
Dieting sucks but I'm trying to get fit
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drink tea
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MY. WIFE'S. ASS. IS. HEAVY.
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>>65487481
Where to find freckly wife with wiiide hips?
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>>65487490
I don't know
probably somewhere in europe
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>>65487490
Scotland, Ireland
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>>65487487
We had turkshit spas here. I was so tempted to pick her up because the real ones are illegal here.
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>>65487487
imagine the reverse cowgirl
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>>65487276
>0:11
UOOOOHHHHHHHOLY MOLY
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>>65487500
You should've. Gen 1s were marked with SPASS. They changed that with gen 2
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>>65487533
Bros... I don't like elves but.. idk chocolate elves are kinda hot....
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>>65487558
She clearly said she's white. Not chocolate.
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>>65487580
I'll paint her insides white
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>>65487533
Choccy milk...
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>>65487533
Sexo
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>>65487610
>>65487605
bolt gun....
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>>65487580
Moreso a chocolate cookie with white frosting.
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You know... I have started to think RO is pretty cute, I want her to yell at me for running in the hallway like the big dork she is
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I also want her too geek out to me about tokusatsu movies while being a little awkward and shy about her hobbies, worried that I will find it stupid or dorky
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>>65487481
cute bubbly gigastacy
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>>65487731
forgot pic
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>>65487734
feet
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God I wish dorks were real
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>>65487503
Don't need to
>>65487500
The turk clone is on my list
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>>65487742
Be the change you want to see
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>>65487345
>My mom is a tranny
your actual mom or some dude larping as your sepmom?
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>>65487503
imagine the shattered pelvis
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>>65487777
Checked.
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>>65487731
She's really cute.
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Since I had to read these, I'd like to share them with you guys
https://x.com/Obj_268_V4/status/2096602490024431685
https://x.com/Obj_268_V4/status/2096604926038430199
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>>65487500
>>65487777
I'm gonna let others beta test it first just to make sure it's not a cool looking paperweight, a few guys on cangen already ordered it.
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Did someone say coffee?
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>>65488054
ummmm where is her big ooga booga nigger lips if she's an african????
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>>65486888
you try asian coffee brands? they always tasted way better to me than western ones
the western ones just seem to like burning the absolute fuck out of the beans
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>>65488071
Pressed against the back of a white boys neck
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>>65488073
I got some Vietnamese coffee that smells almost exactly like chocolate, it's pretty good.
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>>65487390
Yeah but is the difference so vast it's actually worth it for the insanely autistic hassle of having to measure out your beans to the gram and the water temperature and volume and all that bullshit just to get your morning cup? I'm putting milk and honey in that shit anyway.
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>>65488081
The perfect relationship...
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>>65488073
I’ve never tried Asian coffee. When I go to Japan this October maybe I’ll try a comfy cafe
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COFFEE IS EXCELLENT FOR YOU!
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>>65486919
is this a smell fetish bait?
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>>65488093
>SS is a coffee fan
you'll retvrn to Protestantism, I can feel it
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>>65488104
But the only Christian group (well, Pseudo-Christian really, they have more in common with fucking Scientology than Christianity) that bans coffee is Mormons.
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I want Mommy, I want Milk, I want to be held, I want to be comforted, and if you don't do all these things immediately, I will............... Completely understand and come back at a later time or help her with her current task so she can do aforementioned activities.
>>65486972
tea is for limeys, communists, and swarthoids.
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>>65488104
you realize eastern Orthodox Christians all gather together and sip on coffee after liturgy, right?
go to a monastery and more often than not they'll offer you coffee.
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i like coffee because it makes me shit
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>>65488006
Women in jeans are my weakness
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>>65488093
For some reason I really like IHOP's coffee. I know it's low quality, but damn I can drink cup after cup of that shit
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>>65487481
Mmm cobee
>>65488006
Ak15 smiling is a scary thing
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>>65488081
I wish I could win the lottery so I could afford to court and marry a pretty Ethiopian woman with big hair.
.
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Or any woman really.
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>>65488107
It's very simple
>Reject pope, still larp as Catholic
Tea drinkers (Anglican, Orthodox)
>Reject pope, reject the larp
Coffee drinkers (Protestant)
>Catholic
Espresso drinkers
>Doesn't even know what they believe, Jesus just said love everyone
Starbucks drinkers (non-denominational)
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>>65488126
freckles . . .
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A
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>>65488117
all the Orthodox I know are Russian or Romanian and they drink tea nearly exclusively
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>>65488126
uhhhh I can see them
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>>65488124
there's a diner in my county that I'll go to on an occasion, they're coffee is really good. it's also ran by Orthodox Christians, or at least I assume so because they're Greek and they have multiple Icons up.
some Diners have nasty watery coffee I hate that. even cheap rotgut like maxwell house or folgers is better than watery coffee.
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>>65488131
no anon, go to any Orthodox Church in America and the first thing they do after liturgy and post communion prayers is gather for coffee and/or meal.
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>>65488148
I've only been to Orthodox churches in Europe, and I assure you it was tea every time
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>>65488134
if there in America they're most likely American citizens, meaning they shouldn't be drinking that gayshit.
tea is UnAmerican.
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>>65486920
>make audiophiles look normal
you're hiding a $40k hi-fi setup in your basement are you not?
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>>65488155
SEE WHAT I MEAN!?!?!?!?!?!!?!>>65488159
GOD DAMN TEA TO HELL I HATE TEA! AMERICANS DRINK COFFEE! TEA IS FOR COMMUNISTS, FAGGOTS, SWARTHOIDS, AND E*ROPEANS!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>65488167
kinda based desu senpai
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>>65488159
>tea is UnAmerican.
oh yeah, then how about the tea party?
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>>65488173
WHERE WE THROUGH TEA BOSTON? YEAH THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!
AMERICA!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA!
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>>65488134
Tea is a very common guest offering across eastern country and europe, balkans etc. it sometimes may not be "tea" as in the ground leaves of a specific plant, but a tea of multiple different plants steeped in hot water or chilled after. I hope SS actually travels eventually to experience these different customs, he always makes these very hostile assumptions about other cultures under the justification of orthodox faith. This is very ignorant and insulting to the people who he shares a faithful bond with.
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springfield schizo is just a little bit sad ngl. hope i never end up like them mentally.
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>>65488127
Oh good, so I'm not the only one who thinks that super poofy hair some black girls have is adorable and want to shove my face into it.
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>>65488183
I think maybe he's just shitposting on an anime titty thread that has an orthodox population of like, zero people in addition to him.
>nooo making hostile assumptions about the heckin communists and swarthoids
literally who cares
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>>65487481
>Finally get the rare opportunity to talk about something you think is really cool, only to be immediately shot down because you're the only person who cares
I know that feel well, it's why I basically never talk to normies other than simple one word responses.
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>>65488201
>tfw nobody wants to hear me talk about the pre-Uygher citystates of the Tarim basin
WHY LIVE
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>>65488201
>>65488205
t. mogged
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>>65488183
WHATEVER NERD! TEA IS FOR FAGGOTS!
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>>65487492
>>65487492
You have a golden opportunity to go land a qt ukranian big hips gf right now believe it or not, they are everywhere in europe, waiting for you to come up and say hi.
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>>65488219
no thanks
I don't trust slavic women
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>>65488189
The duck deserves a pancake
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>>65488201
>start explaining something you're passionate about
>halfway through you realize the other person doesn't care
>it would be weirder to stop then so you have to finish talking while they politely half listen
Kinda stopped caring when this happens though since space exploration, history and cars are all fucking awesome and if you disagree then you're the problem. (I don't talk about guns since I've never been acquainted with someone who even owns one)
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>>65488219
I haven't seen a waifugee joke in 4 years now. Has it been so long?
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>>65488223
ur loss.
im gonna go scout for a foxy eyed ukranian gf this winter. i heard they even show up in mexico but i wanna get closer to the source
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>>65488219
Can't, live in burgerland
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>>65488233
flirting with waifugees and being an international sex pest in general is more of an /int/ thing.
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>>65488241
embrace your inner liberator, kommando. i believe in you.
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Coffee?
Tea?
Why not enjoy a delightful Monster Energy drink instead?
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>>65488257
That shit is toxic waste brother, have some self respect
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>>65488257
poison
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>>65488264
Thats a big BAR
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>>65488269
>>65488269
>>65488269
>>65488269
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>>65488244
>sex pest
This was never going to be a worthwhile pursuit for me
>>65488257
Don't mind if I do, thank you
>poison
We all die sometime,if I don't live a long life I'm only cutting off the bad times of old age
>>65488269
UUUU
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>>65488289
first time i ever noticed she cut the spaghetti too
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>>65487481
somehow tea with sugar just doesn't really taste good unless i get a lot of lemon juice into it.
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>>65488297
>tea with sugar
You mean sweet tea?
Lemon is a fine choice, but not everyone's, uh, cup of tea
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i saw lard posting about this so i'm surprised he didn't post about it here
gundam infantry rifle kit for the akb-23
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>>65488289
>pic
with a pencil neck like that it'd be too easy ahaha
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>>65488289
Spaghetti soldato A CUTE
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>>65488308
I never got into gundam even though I know its full of /k/. Big robots dont appeal to me i guess. Funnily enough I know i have one gundam opening in my anime music playlist.
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>>65488334
there are certainly better robot animes with more /k/ content
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>>65488334
>one gundam opening
Let me guess, Raise Your Flag?
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>>65488334
I started watching wing after I went to the gundam store in Chicago and picked up a heavy arms ew
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>>65486919
>I like Dr. Pepper
You need a real Dr to treat your Mental illness.
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>>65488341
I lean more into cyberpunk like GiTS, Psycho Pass and such for my robot fix
>>65488347
Nah
Rhythm Emotion
https://youtu.be/8j58CMy0OmA

The girl looked cute so ive been meaning to watch it.
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>>65488159
>tea is UnAmerican.
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>>65488289
>>65488294

>cutting spaghetti
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>>65488195
>I think maybe he's just shitposting on an anime titty thread that has an orthodox population of like, zero people in addition to him.
this, people don't seem to understand that he's a giant shitposter, people take what he has to say way too seriously when most of the time he's just autistically shitposting a bit of shits n giggles.
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>>65488363
>Rhythm Emotion
Damn, kinda surprises that there is non-IBO gundam fans in /k/.
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>>65488375
I don't really think it's "people" it's one guy.
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>>65488380
than that one guy is more autistic than him lmao.
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>>65488374
I fucking love spaghetti and meatballs or spaghetti with groundbeef. I dont know exactly how the italians make it. But I can demolish like 3 bowls of my aunts spaghetti. Spaghetti is my comfort food and I will judge all women in my life based on how well they make spaghetti.
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>>65488399
IS YOUR AUNT HOT? GIVE ME YOUR AUNTS NUMBER!
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>>65488374
what? oh sorry, let me-
*snap*
there we go
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>>65488403
555-0123
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>>65488403
YOU WILL NOT DEPRIVE ME OF MY SPAGHETTI!!! AUNT FUCKER-KUN
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>>65488399
I dont recall if ive had spagetti in italy but tagliatelle al ragu is incredible
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>>65488417
Oh man oh fuck anon that looks so yummy. I wish I could quit my fuck ass job and make delicious italian food all the time. Fuck me my mouth is getting watery.
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>>65488363
for me it's xabungle, technically a mecha western
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o3Qo2CuGZz8
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>>65488417
I really need to try making homemade pasta again...
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>>65488443
>homemade pasta
As in making the pasta itself from flour, eggs, and oil?
That's not worth the effort.
As for the sauce, that's easy if you're half-decent at cooking.
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>>65488448
>As in making the pasta itself from flour, eggs, and oil?
Yeah..
>That's not worth the effort.
Tbh it isn't but it'd be cool to do it successfully. I mean I actually did do it once but if I remember right I didn't roll out my dough well enough so the noodles turned out really thick. On my 2nd attempt I rolled it out thin but decided to do this dumb fancy method where you fold the dough and cut but I botched it some way or another which made me sperg out and call it quits on homemade pasta. If I had just kept it rolled out though and cut it as it was it would've been great but alas...
>As for the sauce, that's easy if you're half-decent at cooking
I actually haven't yet. I should try that as well
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>>65486981
A white monster for a white monster haha
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>>65486888
It's good for you.
>>65488408
When I was a little kid, I liked to break dry spaghetti and eat it even as it poked into the flesh of my mouth. I think I even liked it the pain, but sometimes I would bite and push it so deep into the flesh that the pain became too much and I would stop.
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>>65488349
faster
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>>65488081
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Dreamt I was at work. this is hell.
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>>65488713
.......
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Odd request, but you guys posts some good /ak/ drawings of girls shooting or aiming rifles in a squatting (or similar) position.
I'm looking for some reference material for a drawing I've been sketching on.
Thanks in advance.
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>>65486888
Chocomilk enjoyer then?
I like my chocomilk. Chocomilkies are nice! :3
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>>65488257
java monster is better than any other monster.
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>>65489108
cocoa powder in coffee is peak
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>>65489122
Which flavor? I tried one and it was kinda nasty. The flavored monsters are too sweet. It’s got me going back to redbull.
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Rise and shine wagers: it be Bunday.

>>65489126
Basically hot chocolate at that point.
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>>65489103
got something like this at most
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>>65489103
Look up Gunslinger Girl Henrietta's P90 squat. I always thought it looked weird but it's actually kinda cute.
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>>65489103
Do you have to use anime characters for reference? I would assume that 3dpd works for poses.
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>>65489189
Not exactly what I was looking for, but thanks. I appreciate it.
>>65489267
Yes, I think I know what you mean.
It's the short animation of a girls seen from the side shooting a P90, with lots of yellow in the background, right?
I've seen it posted here before.
>>65489391
>Do you have to use anime characters for reference?
No, it's just a bit easier than working with real world photographs.
>I would assume that 3dpd works for poses.
I'm unfamiliar with that acronym. I assume it's some kind of animation software for modeling poses?
I pretty much only work with oldschool physical mediums, but I'm not opposed to trying new tools.
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>>65489418
>I'm unfamiliar with that acronym.
three dimensional, anon. literally take a gunlike object and snap a picture of yourself squatting
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>>65489432
I know what 3D means, I'm not THAT retarded.
It was the "PD" part of "3DPD" that made me think you were talking about something more specific.
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>>65488269
I'd be more inclined to assume that she's just a short woman
obviously I can't measure the length of her legs so can only estimate her height based on IRL proportions, but here's my attempt:
>measured torso to base of her neck as ~1824 px, and distance from base of neck to top of head as 860 px
>assuming a leg:torso length ratio of 1.1:1, this means her total height is (1824*2.1)+860 px
>for size reference, a BAR is 1194 mm long, and measures 3835.2 px long in the image; one pixel therefore equals 1194/3835.2 mm
>((1,824×2.1)+860)*(1194/3835.2) = 1460.25 mm
so roughly 146 cm, or 4'9½"
imagine
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>>65489418
3dpd = three dimensional, pig disgusting = real women.
It's common 4chan slang, or at least it was 12 years ago.
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>>65489439
>3DPD
no, that's just means "pig disgusting". essentially 2d > 3d
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>>65489103
Anybody has the full webm? Also Vivi cute!
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>>65488465
Strongly recommend this recipe for a pasta sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LEZOwA_Qb-Q
https://chefjeanpierre.com/recipes/pasta/traditional-bolognese-from-italy/
but just add garlic, Italian autism be damned.

Pasta imo is not worth making yourself. If you enjoy it, that's a whole other thing. It's a lot of effort and not very different form store bought. Although if you're into German food spätzle is super easy to make and can't really be bought. I haven't found a store bought pierogi that can beat mine either.
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>>65489530
Fuck I love Vivi's GFL2 look
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>>65489442
>>assuming a leg:torso length ratio of 1.1:1
Huh? Where did you get that from?
The general rule is that the legs make up half of the entire height of a person with the base of the groin being the middle point, so you should be measuring from the base of her ass to the top of her head and doubling that to get her full height.
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>>65489530
Voymastina is cuter.
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>>65489548
Thanks for the webm. AK-15 is very cute but Vivi does things to me, I can't explain it but this gloomy awkward dork does things to me
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happy labor day!
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>>65489545
I might have misremembered and got it confused with something else
in that case it would come to 167.12 mm or 5'5.8"
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>>65489579
why does she have three identical bass guitars (with what appears to be a fourth just above them out of shot)?
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>>65489609
because they were too lazy to use more than 1 guitar model obviously
people trying to come up with lore explanations for obvious developmental shortcuts piss me off
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>>65489633
I'm not asking for lore explanations; I just don't see why they needed to put more than one there if they're all going to be the same anyway
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>>65489656
you see, its very simple. they put more than one guitar on the wall because they wanted more than one guitar on the wall. intentionally using different models for "realism" would not occur to non-autists.
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Romantic lovemaking with RPK!
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>>65489103
I love this image
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>suddenly develop a deep love of retro CAR-15/fixed carry handle M4's
>A fucking leaf
I hate this reddit-tier country
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>>65489823
can you guys hurry it up and do a popular uprising / ethnic cleansing already?

you're really running the clock out on this one
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>>65489828
I mean, Alberta might kick start a civil war soon so that'd be fun
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>>65489832
if you don't publicly execute Trudeau at the end of all of this I will be very disappointed
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>>65489794
You need to learn how to draw. I'd love to see some RPK masterpieces of the scenarios you write about.
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>>65489836
I don't think he's even in Canada anymore, after the libs kicked him out he moved to America and is basically acting like a 50 year old teenager while banging Katie Perry's absolutely blown out snatch
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>>65489870
that's disgusting
is it okay if we do it then? since he's on our turf?
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>>65489870
>basically acting like a 50 year old teenager while banging Katie Perry's absolutely blown out snatch
He won.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98WtmW-lfeE
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>>65489880
their time will come
and they will be treated with contempt and hatred by history
they are going to hell
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>>65489836
None of the elites running our country are Canadian. Even those who were born here fuck off to Europe or the US as soon as they're done plundering us. They'll keep a mansion in the richest part of Ottawa and Canadian citizenship just to maintain the facade. But to the cameras they'll always say how much they love Canada. Disgusted doesn't begin to describe how I feel about it.
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Ancient autism but
>>65489236
The Nishizumis are named after Japanese tank commander Nishizumi, killed during the invasion of China and two years later getting a movie made about him.
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In theory if you isekai'd a few hundred people somewhere that guns didn't exist yet (and at least a few of them were knowledge enough engineers and shit to actually start making guns and ammo from scratch) what would be the most likely gun they'd start producing for their forces, extremely basic SMG's like Sten Gun? Or would they pretty much be stuck with BP guns? Assuming they want as much fire power to ease of production as possible.
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>>65490097
Depends on the state of technology in the world they're in. If it's like early Medival times, they're not making guns for shit. If it's like 1700s-1800s where metallurgy is somewhat figured out but guns just haven't been invented, they can probably start producing muskets and other black powder guns.
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>>65490097
Depends on the tech level of where you're heading. If they're really starting from scratch black powder is the way to go initially. If they're late medieval/Renaissance AND have funds or backing to get what they need, then smokeless is possible but it will take time to produce steel and equipment to manufacture it into something useful and set up production for cartridges etc. Making one gun is easy, making enough to make it worth it for a state level sponsor that would be required for this endeavor is difficult.

If it's any earlier than that even producing nitric acid safely will be difficult. Not impossible, but it won't be a good time, glass vessels will be extremely expensive and low quality and that's just the start of your problems. Meanwhile with some effort you could roll out black powder cartridge rifles and basically conquer the world. Compressed black powder for nearly smokeless level power if you wanted. Thing is you've got really diminishing returns, like if you have cannons and muskets and the other guy has bows and spears, he's fucked dude.
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>>65490117
>>65490126
So basically you're stuck with basic muskets, maybe breech loading flintlocks if you're feeling fancy.
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I want to get into GFL but it seems like a lot to take in, especially since I don't necessarily have the time to play gacha daily. Am I shit out of luck?
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>>65490213
Just fap to spas
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>>65490264
But I want to know the context behind the GFL images I see posted here. Like, why is the girl crying blood? She looks like she needs some rest...
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>>65490275
Here's what you need: https://gfl.amaryllisworks.pw/
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Braids look really good on girls, why do girls never braid their hair anymore?
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>>65489533
Dubs of niceness. Thanks anon, I'll check it out sometime :)
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>>65490302
Thank you. GFL seems like a pretty story-heavy game and I'm like a decade behind.
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>>65490310
We live in a low-effort society where hard work is rarely rewarded.
Almost everyone is just fat, lazy, and depressed now.
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Every man needs a loving, loyal partner, that's why you should get a gun!
Think about it, a good gun will stick with you through thick and thin, is extremely useful, will stand up for you no matter the threat, is very cute :3, ages very gracefully, and there's no shortage of anime art depicting your gun of choice as a cute girl so you can self induce schizophrenia and imagine your gun as a person, truly the ultimate romantic partner in this modern era!
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>>65490354
Yeah but so many, if not all, are dorks...
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>>65490365
Dork wife > normie wife
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>>65490378
>He wants to marry a gun like THIS
Get a grip anon. Just look at her trying to act all cool and awesome when in reality she's the complete opposite not to mention fl*t. Do you really want to be seen with a gun like that in public? thats just one of many btw and they're pretty much all like that always wearing ridiculous outfits and having dorky personalities. Just marry a normal woman and have normal children
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>>65490421
>Just marry a normal woman and have normal children
No, my children will all be gigadorks
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>>65487284
Well my wife does.
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>>65490435
anon thats your daughter
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>>65490213
Just read/watch the story events on youtube, you aren't really missing out much from not actively playing it. Word of warning though, some of the later events in GFL1 is literally the length of the LOTR books word-wise. It is a really enjoyable story though when it gets going.
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>>65490440
>Not even a little cuddling or foreplay, just straight to bed breaking sex
She really is an animal
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>>65490447
https://youtu.be/ce4IzbEQyNo?is=IvHMbjQoak9aUIw4
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>>65490421
Not only is she a DORK, she is completely FLAT as well, who finds this attractive??
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>>65490453
>?is=
nice try google but I'm not opening that
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>>65490458
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>>65490453
literally me
>>65490458
SEXOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>65489858
I tried my best in the past
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>>65490474
Did this one too. Wish we could have a drawthread again, it was fun
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Bralines erotic
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>>65490474
>>65490476
you do know that you can just keep drawing, right?
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>>65490474
>>65490476
Soulful. However, I'd love to see you get really good at drawing one day. NMA is conveniently having a sale right now...
https://www.nma.art/

I'd be down for a drawthread. I haven't drawn my waifu in a bit and I feel a bit guilty about that.
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>>65490458
That face... she knows exactly what she's doing
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>>65490421
>not to mention fl*t.
Even better
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>>65490482
>barfing out random acronyms and assuming everyone knows them
Ex-mil?
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>>65490480
brown woman erotic.
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>>65490480
I want to learn how to draw so I can create sexy brown women
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>>65490512
Respectively, there seems to be a lot of schizos in these threads. Maybe a lot of you guys have untapped potential to draw well.
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>>65490458
slattie fex
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>>65490458
ME
flat is cute
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>>65490528
>flat is cute
flat is HOT
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>>65490542
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>>65490447
No its that other anons daughter. I married her. He's actually gonna be a grandpa soon.
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flat fags should be gassed.
and flat fags that confuse smol breasted girls for flatties should be tortured for defamation before their gassed.
smol breasted is cute, flat is bad genetic, mal nutrition, or underage.
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don't make me tap the sign
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>>65490555
Preach, brother, PREACH!
If YOUR WIFE is UNABLE to PRODUCE BREASTMILK, then how are you supposed to have your CHOCO MILK WITH RAW MILK, the best type of choco milkies?
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>>65490591
size != milk output
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>>65490611
then where is it all stored?!
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>>65490631
Breasts are just sweat glands. Big breasts have more fat.
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>Grocery stores stocking mooncakes again
Cool
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>>65490566
good sound image
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>>65490669
Damn, surprising Ichigo Mashimaro.
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>>65490555
plain and poorly endowed virgins are the only women worth anything in this world
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AR-18's are neat
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New bread
>>65490708
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>>65489836
cancuck looks worried ausanon is going to say something "problematic"



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