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Fuck it, it's already Friday somewhere.

Friday Thread.
F is for Fox girls, Fluffy ears, and Fully-Fledged FurFaggery.

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>>65498319
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>>65498319
When can we have a draw thread? I wanna see everyone drawing their waifus no matter the skill level.
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>tfw you will never kiss RPK passionately
>she will never wrap her beautiful hands around your neck, pressing her thumbs against your throat, feeling you pulse quicken as she increases the pressure
>she will never pull back from the kiss slightly with a low giggle, strands of saliva still connecting your mouths
>she will never wax philosophically about how eagerly humans expose their vulnerabilities to the person they love
>she will never close in for another kiss before you can respond
>you will never experience the comfort and feeling of being loved from having RPK's warm hands around your neck

Why even go on bros?
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>>65498351
I'm down to make the next one a drawthread, I've got tooo much time on my hands and too little to do right now anyways.
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>>65498354
How in danger would someone be if taking a shower with RPK I wonder?
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>>65498368
Great, this weekend works perfectly for me.
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>>65498351
That does sound fun!
But do we need a dedicated thread especially for that?
It wouldn't be a problem to post such things in any given /ak/ thread.

On the other hand, it would probably be more fun to as much crappy artism as possible into a single thread.

The leaves the question, should we have that instead of a regular /ak/ thread, or should we make a separate concurrent thread for it?
I think the latter option is better.

If we make a separate thread especially for that, we could probably keep the thread alive for much longer and get far more posts of homemade /k/ommando artwork.
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>>65498375
A separate thread may not get much traction. A lot of people in here are retards and missed the klass photo even though the thread was posted multiple times
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>>65498375
>It wouldn't be a problem to post such things in any given /ak/ thread.
I was thinking it would be an /ak/ thread. I just hope the thread doesn't move too fast because I'm out of practice.
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>>65498375
If you make a specific thread dedicated towards it you get people "in the spirit," so you'll end up with people who aren't great artists just posting their shitty MS paint doodles for fun because the thread encourages it when they normally wouldn't.
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>>65498310
Not sure what state you live in, but NC winters are rough sometimes. Also I just hate the cold. Roads ice over every year and of course my wagie ass has to go in at 5am. Glad that'll be ending soon
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We really need to start building houses out of brick again, drywall makes for terrible cover in a firefight.
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>>65498375
>It wouldn't be a problem to post such things in any given /ak/ thread.
Idk i feel kinda bad subjecting /ak/ to my vaguely /k/ related drawfaggotry.
>make a separate concurrent thread for it?
Idk how the jannies would react to a draw thread along side a regular /ak/ thread.
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>luv winter
>luv me snow covered everything
>luv me having to suit up in 20Ibs of clothes to go for a walk
>luv me fingers getting cold when shooting
>luv the sun setting at 5pm and rising at 10am
>luv that sensation of walking back inside after spending a long time outdoors and getting their weird deep underskin heat sensation hitting you
Simple as
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>>65498375
>>65498382
>>65498406
Just post it in this thread, no need to make a separate thread that in all honesty wont get much traction.
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>>65498381
>>65498382
>>65498388

We could meet in the middle and declare that "November is amateur art month" or something, encouraging anons to submit their drawings.
We could write a little copypasta about it, and paste it into the OPs of every November /ak/ thread.
Maybe could have a greatest hits compilation of amateur drawfaggery when December rolls around.

Maybe that's a terrible idea, but it is an idea.
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imo as long as its /k/ related, a drawing thread should be fine right? Would be better than all the shit spam threads.
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>>65498417
Still feel like that would be less of an "event" so anons wouldn't really participate as much. Making a dedicated edition would probably get you the most traction.
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>>65498421
Do it!
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>>65498319
Reminder.
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>>65498429
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>>65498435
I bet you have to keep the windows open in your house all the time because of how much STANK your fox wife gives off
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>>65498429
I saw a fox the other day. It got weirdly close (maybe 4 feet) then ran around my house, across the street, into the woods. I think its the first time I've seen a fox in person.
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Fox women are like bradford pear trees. They look very pretty and quite elegant from a distance but once you get close to one...
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>>65498451
>tfw you have superior genetics where they smell fine, and also cilantro doesnt taste like soap
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foxfield.
foxxy mommy.
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>yihan1949
I'm convinced he's 77 years old
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>>65498256

I make a pilgrimage every few months to the closest one. Despite the long ass drive, it's worth it to get connected to my childhood food again. Since a lot of the crispy deli stuff gets soggy by the time I get home, I've been buying frozen stuff like radish cake and cha siu bao to cook later.
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>>65498477
How can you claim you love mommyfield if you wouldn't even let her unbirth you?
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So we've established that surplus guns are used goods that have "settled down," factory new guns are false virgins who've already had their insides painted by Greg the 300Ibs QC tester but were "born again" after hitting the gunstore shelf, and home built AR-15's are true virgins.
What does that make 100% homemade guns, daughter incest?
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Alright Niggers, I've got a wifesketch ready, when does the drawfag posting officially begin?
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>>65498585
>we've
Ah hell naw put that shit to a vote instead of saying we cause that was all (YOU) spouting that false virgin nonsense
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>>65498590
drawfag posting begins when drawfags begin posting
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>>65498581
I LOVE MOMMYFIELD I LOVE MOMMYFIELD!!!
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https://strawpoll.com/Q0Zp78j7wgM

Alright, lets put it to a vote
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A gun doesnt lose its virginity until you come on it
Firing a bullet wouldn't be gun sex, that would be just like gun talking or eating or something. Or pissing.
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>>65498596
I casted my vote.. let it begin...
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>>65498592
I'll restrain myself until the weekend then, so you guys can cook up something too. I might draw some more while I'm at it.
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>>65498585
>home built
Sorry anon, if the barrel's been proofed she's used goods. If you don't own your own rifling press you're ngmi
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>>65498615
They dont proof barrel blanks dumbass
Hell I dont see how they can proof chambered barrels either
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>>65498590
Damn, you're fast! I'm hoping to start something tomorrow.
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>>65498619
>>65498615
They might in Europe, but proofing is nowhere near as big a thing in the US. None of the loose barrels you buy for an AR-15 are proofed.
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>>65498615
So you're supposed to DRILL and RIFLE a SOLID ROD of HARD STEEL!
DEEP HOLE DRILL IT!
REAM THE HOLE SMOOTH!
and then either BRUTALLY COLD HAMMER IT INTO SHAPE! BRUTALLY STRETCHING AND SHAPING IT in a single go, until the work is done, and all the tensions are released.

or

SHOVE A ROCK HARD AND WELL LUBRICATED TOOL DOWN THAT TIGHT HOLE, IN AND OUT, HUNDREDS OF TIMES, UNTIL IT'S DONE!

or FORCIBLY SHOVE A HUGE OVERSIZED RIFLING BUTTON, COATED IN GREASE INTO THE VIRGIN HOLE, GAPING AND STRETCHING THAT LITTLE HOLE UNTIL IT'S UNRECOGNIZABLE AND PERMANENTLY CHANGED!
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>>65498625
>They might in Europe
Even the countries that legally require guns to be proofed before sale don't extend that requirement to loose barrels.
Especially not barrel blanks that don't have chambers, profiling, or threading to fit receivers.

Proofing of barreled actions is a thing, because those are functional firearms. Barrels aren't.
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>>65498386
left is HOT
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>>65498439
windows stay closed to keep it in

>>65498429
reminder

>>65498435
yeah
it is
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>>65498682
You disgust me
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>>65498585
I like to think of building your own gun as grooming a loli with a poor home life.
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>>65498610
I thought loading and firing a gun was essentially you feeding and it eating while doing a deep clean is a sexual act
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if you didn't mine, smelt, and work the metal yourself then the gun is used goods
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>>65498726
Yeah that makes sense
>ehe lets do a "field strip" if you know what i mean haha
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>>65498732
MODS
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>>65498726
>deep clean is a sexual act
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>>65498319
Semper Vulpinae
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God I wish I could have an AK-15 figure and an actual AK-15 rifle
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Damnit people its not friday yet https://youtu.be/RypOHapqCeQ
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cute fox
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>>65498795
They have -15s in Europe. Good luck getting one into the states though
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Also I missed cirno day, not that cirnogger deserves it
https://youtu.be/sToRddIV7kU
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>>65498804
I've given up on the idea of russian rifles or really russian anything coming back to the market anytime soon
I'm more likely to get one in a Red Dawn scenario than actually buying one
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>mfw fankasia began based but ended up being a corral for retards

Real talk, I'm thinking of making my own /k/-ish card game to suit the tactictard in me. But it's going to be "fine, i'll do it myself" tier. What does /ak/ think?
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>>65498818
I'm genuinely interested in learning to play poker and blackjack
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>>65498809
There's still a lot of Saigas/Vepr on the US market. But yeah I guess if you want an AK12/15 you're out of luck.
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>>65498818
Will the cards feature anthropomorphized guns turned cute anime girls
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>>65498820
Just say you're retarded. It's quicker.
>>65498846
Er, no. Cute girls, yes. Anthro guns? No. Might go for a Flesh and Blood type of thing, minus the faggotry.
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>>65498856
Why not anon? When the internet goes away, at least there's always poker, texas hold em and blackjack, you dont need to gamble
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>>65498590
Fug it, got mine ready to go to, weekend drawfag thread is gonna be fun
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>>65498585
You're a cuck and trying to force your fetish onto everyone else as ragebait.
Seek help.
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>>65498726
Every time I load my musket it moans. I'm scared.
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I would love to play texas hold em with the girls frontline versions of my favorite guns
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>>65498705
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>>65499006
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!
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I would love to play "doctor" with the girls frontline versions of my favorite guns
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>>65499043
with ballistol or clp?
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>>65499050
Lubriplate 130A
gun oil is too watery
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>>65499043
They say if you're a wizard and your gun reaches 100 years old, your wizard powers will transform her into a cute girl
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>>65499059
>tfw oldest gun is from the 80s
Fug
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>>65499059
Only 8 more years jej
My tula will be 118 then. Barely legal haha
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>>65499059
>my bubba'd carcano will turn into a cute girl
eh, we take those
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>>65499100
I dont know who this is
but shes cute
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>>65499059
I'm a wizard and own like ten guns older than that.

It's a lie.
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>>65499105
it's Carcano from the hit game, Girls' Frontline
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>>65499121
why did she kill jfk
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>>65499114
Sounds like you didn't love them enough for the magic to work
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>>65499006
Please stop posting things designed to activate my paternal instincts. Thanks.
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>>65499205
no
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>>65499207
>tfw I'm not as good at fishing as my dad so I won't be able to give my future children as fun of experiences fishing
pic unrelated
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The boys at >>>/co/ are having their annual miss /co/ contest (vote Zatanna btw) and i started wondering who would win miss /k/. Back in the day it would have been Rally, Holo, Revy and The Major. Im not sure who else would be in the running.
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>>65499220
don't worry about things like that they don't matter, fishing is more about spending time with your kids outdoors than actually fishing
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>>65498399
I guess I need slightly hairy Rally.
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>>65499220
Not-as-good doesn't mean can't, anon.
You know how you get as good as your dad, who's been fishing for longer þan you've been alive? Fucking go fishing wiþ him more! Let him teach you more!
And remember: Failure is not an Option! It is MANDATORY! Your only option is to allow failure to be þe last þing you do! Don't be a nigger, anon! Learn to fish! For your children!
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>>65499276
I think the effect was trying to make a rally covered in brick detritus
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>>65499275
On the plus side, I could probably teach them to be monstrous rugby players and do kickass science projects with them.
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WV anons, what needs doing in Charleston? I’ve already been through Morgantown, Davis, Seneca, Oak Hill, Fayetteville and half the hollers on the eastern side but didn’t visit Charleston during my trip last year and have business coming up there soonish.
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>>65499265
I think Mrs. Che would be a nominee although she probably wouldn't win since she's mainly seen in just these threads and doesnt have as many things going for her compared to the others
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>>65499059
>tfw my weeb ass has a type 38 that will be 100 next year.
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Love your Airgun. Need a Girardoni AirRifle girl.
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>>65499634
This anon has AIRGUN COOTIES
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>>65499278
You forgot to use ᛝ
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>>65499634
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Foxu Friday!
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Can i get some femboy /ak/ I mean not just femboys with guns but actually themed around a gun, like a classis /ak/ post?
Either I always miss out or just seem not so find any.
Sorry if I offend you guys if guns are supposed to be only female :(
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>>65499059
feet
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yeah 28 ukrainian marines pulling up in black ural trucks
helicopters landed
rookie village is under siege under lock down
ukrainian marines are gonna fuck rookie village stalker butts
looking for sidrovich
gonna fuck sidrovich butt
yeah wild buff
cool ukrainian marines gonna fuck stalker butts.
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the M in M1903 Springfield Stands for Mom.
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>>65499205
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>>65498585
Like 80% of you fags lost your gun virginity to a prostitute (range rental) or experienced milsurp gun and now you're gonna act like you're too good for the nugget that gave you your first shoulder hickey?
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>>65500598
You're supposed to wear your tights under your high-heels!
Are there any dolls that aren't massive dorks in here?
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REMINDER!
ONE OF THE MANY ADVANTAGES OF HAVING KIDS OF IS YOU CAN CALL YOUR WIFE MOMMY IN PUBLIC WITHOUT IT BEING WEIRD!
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>>65500627
Kill yourself, you emasculated faggot.
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>>65500650
>he doesn't like tall mommies with big milkies.
I dunno, seems kinda gay to me.
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My gorgeous fox wife Leva
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>>65500679
foxxy mommy.
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>>65500836
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>>65500836
why is she holding the gay ball?
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>>65498014
anything and everything Ch*nese (post 1949) is disgusting and evil and must be destroyed.
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>>65500852
Because 2018 was a happier time.
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>>65500852
because she's having a lesbian love affair with lee enfield, don't tell SS.
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>>65499059
>have multiple guns over 100 years old
I hope my M91 Mosin appreciates the 2-week cleaning I've put in now. Wish more people knew how to clean corrosive ammo, so many older guns could have been saved.
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>>65500598
If the first gun i shot was my dad's 30-06...
would that be some kind of incest?
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>>65500627
I'm just glad that your mental illness is a natural women deterrent. You will never reproduce
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guns over 100 years old?
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>>65501201
>Two weeks cleaning
I had 3 Mosins and they were all garbage rods with okyish accuracy at 100 with the bayonet on. One didn't like commercial ammo. The only accurate surplus guns that I had were a Enfield No.4 and a RC K98K with yugo sniper ammo
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>>65501211
imagine the seethe from the guy when SS gets married and has a family.
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Friendly reminder that furry content is currently allowed on /k/, provided that it's on topic and it isn't porn.
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>>65501282
Blyat
https://youtu.be/0RxBEH2F1zk
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>>65501283
I'm a staunch yiff-in-hell -furfag individual but I agree. People who dump animaymay girls with no guns in the image should be banned
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>>65501282
>......?si=..... link
That link contains spyware-grade garbage to track who shared it and where it was shared.
The question mark and everything behind it is predatory tracking bullshit, not necessary for the link to work.
Don't use jewtubes "share" function. If you want to link to a video just right-click it and choose "copy video URL".
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>>65501249
>Schizo defense
And other fairy tales that you can tell yourself. I've seen his blog posting over the years. He will never marry or reproduce
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>>65501294
Yes i know i forgot
>>65501286
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You know what? I think slav women are cute!
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>>65501294
Ever since I saw this I've been removing it should I see it.
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>>65501309
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Imagine these fucking dorks cornering you and trying to bully and tease you and failing miserably
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>>65501324
They'd succeed on me
If FOUR girls started making fun of me and pushing me around I would literally, unironically, sincerely start crying
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>>65501309
Cringe
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>>65501324
>trying to bully and tease you and failing miserably
Idk if i can awkward silence my way out of this one
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>>65501290
>People who dump animaymay girls with no guns in the image should be banned
Yeah, it's objectively off-topic.
But it's not really an issue unless some schizo shows up and spams 50 different pics of his animu grill waifu that's "supposed to be a personification of a gun, trust me bro".
But I understand that the jannies have to be more strict culling off-topic bullshit these days, with the huge influx of thirdies posting /pol/-shit, and literal paid government shills trying to do psy-ops on every board imaginable.
The glory days of mods allowing literal tits-out nude photos in GWG-threads as long as they were "tasteful" are long gone.
Sadly, the wild west era of the world wide web is over.
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>>65501341
Its like theyre trying to make us as miserable as possible
I cant stay here but I cant leave either
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>>65501348
4chan summarized in one post.

It was never good. It has always been in decline. Never the less it remains addicting.
No matter how hard you try, you'll be here forever.
The ride never ends.
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>>65501324
>You will never befriend AN-94 at school
>You will never one day be sitting across from her at lunch having a pleasant NORMAL discussion like usual
>You will never suddenly feel AK-15 sit beside you on your left with her imposing figure hovering over you while RPK-16 sits on your right eyeing you down with a sinister smile
>AK-12 will never sit beside AN-94 and ask with a firm tone who you are
>AN-94 will never quietly apologize and explain that these are her friends
>The defy gang will never proceed to start pressing you with questions while AN-94 sits there completely embarrassed
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>>65501382
It was never "good" but it was definitely less awful
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>>65501341
I have posted pictures with nudity in /ak/ before without geting banned, it was very tasteful and artistic though, one of Polillas pics if I remember correctly. Probably depends on the janny of the day though (they work for free!)
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>>65501391
>pressing you with questions
What kind of questions?
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>>65501477
It's just a question of whether anyone reports you or not since there don't seem to be active jannies in /ak/.
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>>65501487
When they do show up it usually is after a fresh batch comes in, they start deleting posts and then after a day or two disappear, presumably after getting removed. Happens like once or twice a year.
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>>65501500
That's pretty much what happens, alright.
A bunch of retards apply to become jannies, go on a retarded spree; violate their janny contract somehow and then get removed.

It's no surprise how often the admins have to look for more of them.
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>>65501477
>I have posted pictures with nudity in /ak/ before without geting banned.....
Yeah, no. It's not the same. Not even close.
Apologies in advance for posting 3DPG, but here's a censored (by me) example of the kind of thing that used to be allowed on /k/ roughly 12 years ago.
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>>65498386
>>65498678
>>65500679
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>>65501518
vhg, /k/ used to be a real board shaking my baka my head baka
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>>65501523
what's even the point in small titties
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>>65501518
wtf are those pink things supposed to be? They have legs and horns
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>>65501523
This but unironically
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>>65501547
She would NOT side with chaos.
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>>65501550
Maybe. Perhaps. However: She would side wiþ Chainaxe
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>>65501556

this is cringe.
please stop using the "thorn". you are only embarrassing yourself and causing empathetic cringe in others by doing so, even if you don't understand it.
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>>65501518
Catbox the unsenored pic
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>>65501562
Don't try reasoning with autists, their brains literally don't work right and they can't understand why normal people do the things they do
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>>65501562
>you are only embarrassing yourself
Unless they happen to the from the <0.01% of the global population that still actively uses thorns in their local languages.
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what the fuck is a thorn?
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>>65501341
been a while since the last GWG thread too
>>65501567
seconding this
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>>65501578
It's a letter þat represents þe TH sound, from before þe French ruined þe English Language.
Þough it survived until þe early 1700s

>>65501562
I can't embarrass myself if I'm not embarrassed. It's a good letter which should be brought back. Þe French should have every trace of þeir existence wiped from þe face of þe planet. Especially þeir corruption of þe English language.

Picture unrelated.
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>>65501570
that's nonsense.
every autist, regardless of their inability to intuitively and instinctively pick up on social cues, are still human beings and as such social animals who want to fit in with the group.
that means that the average autist is more than willing to accept tacit and logical explanations for why they should not act a certain way. many times, you can even find adult autists who explicitly explain that they wish someone had simply explained to them what is wrong and why they should not do it when they were young.

>>65501571
but it is not a part of the english language, so by using the symbol for 'th' you are intentionally going out of your way to stand out, which is a social faux pas and will collect both the negative focus and aggression of people around you onto yourself, unless you have something of significant and great value that justifies standing out. this could be anything from great martial or social valor, great riches, grand discoveries and status as an expert scientist and so forth.
intentionally standing out without having some valuable reason to do so implies to others that
>you are different
>you are unwilling to not be different
>you are unwilling to fit together with the group
which, in the animal parts of the human brain, paint you as a threat to the collective and so as a threat to each individual in that collective, since they are gaining further biological advantages from submitting themselves to that collective and its rules. an apparent outsider who refuses to submit to the collective and its rules is someone who might bring danger and instability to the collective, and so directly lower the safety and reproductive capabilities of all organism in that collective. hence, it's natural for them to simply perceive the different individual with hostility.

>>65501578
it is the scandinavian letter for 'th'

>þor the god of þunder
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>>65501578
Old english letter for "th"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thorn_(letter)
Someone mentioned in a completely unrelated thread a day or two ago, and this sperg thought it looks cool. I mean so do I, but I won't go out of my way to use characters that aren't on my keyboard.
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>>65501592
>I can't embarrass myself if I'm not embarrassed.
yes you can.
to embarrass yourself is to act in an embarrassing manner in the eyes of others. it's not to be embarrassed yourself. it's specifically an action tied to the perception of others.
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>>65501592
I just want you to know every time you post that shit I read it as a B which makes your sentences sound very funny
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>>65501578
Old Germanic languages including old English and old Norse/Scandinavian had a letter for the dental Th-sound frequently used in English, that letter was called a thorn and looks like Þ or þ.
Over time as the English language got more Latin influence, Þ got written with different characters, some of with resembled the modern letter Y, hence "Ye olde..." which was really "The old...".

Icelandic is the only language still using Þ.
Although other norse/old-english mongrel languages spoken by tiny groups of people, like Faroese still have special non-standard letters for similar sounds.
With Ð-ð being used for the "Eth"-sound in several languages.
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>>65501331
This happened to me in high school.
I didn't cry, but I was incredibly uncomfortable.
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>>65501599
>checked

I've been using þe letter Þ for well over 5 years. I just haven't posted on /k/ for over 10.

>>65501606
Wrong. Oþers' perceptions are irrelevant. Embarrassment is a personal feeling of shame at having been observed doing someþing you þink is wrong. If I don't þink it's wrong, I cannot be embarrassed.

I won't reply to you farþer, SOPMOD II avatarfag.

>>65501614
I'm glad you're having fun!

>>65501617
Incidentally, Ð is an Irish character derived from þe Latin D to represent þe "d'th" sound which DD represents in Welsh today. It was invented for use in Irish-Caþolic studies around 800 AD
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>>65501628
>Wrong. Oþers' perceptions are irrelevant.
the others physically beat you up for being an antisocial faggot.
if you're in a SHTF situation, they'll just outright kill you.

do you really think it's irrelevant after this happens?
if you maintain this attitude in your life, you WILL be met with active, physical hostility. you will NEVER have any compassion or support from other humans in the world.
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/ak/ sure is something.
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>>65501324
I WISH
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>>65501646
>/ak/ sure is someᚦᛝ.
Ftfy
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>>65501646
>/ak/ - male babyfever and historical English orthography
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>>65501599
assumiŋ you mean myself as the one who mentioned it in >>65497718 then somebody (who I presume to be þis guy) had already been doiŋ it in the previous thread >>65496256
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>>65501634
I write in cursive specifically to exclude others. I support þornfag's autism.

However Ƿ is a ƿay cooler letter that ƿe should use.
>uh yeah we have w now it's literally two vs mashed together but we'll call it double u even though it doesn't sound or look like that
ridiculous. The Jeƿs can't get aƿay ƿith this.
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>>65501680
so basically you're just a nigger.
go kill yourself.
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>>65501680
in fairness, wynn looks a bit too similar to P, which I presume to have been a factor in it getting phased out
they still should have kept thorn though
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>>65501646
I find it funny someone gets lectured about the importance of social conformity and how he runs a serious risk by not conforming properly over some dorky letter usage and not over any of the very sexually deviant stuff that is being discussed regularly, for example.
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>>65501680
>writes cursive
>nigger
Anon, I...
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>>65501688
why?
you're just being stupid and failing to understand that talking about smut on 4chan has absolutely no consequences, while being an autistic little faggot IRL can ruin your entire life, if not even get you killed at absolute worst.
it's not a question of what you're posting on 4chan, it's a question of who and what you are as an actual human being, and how that will reflect on your experiences in the real world.
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>>65501681
>you have a perfect credit score and change your smoke alarm batteries on a set regular schedule?
>I KNOW! YOU'RE A NIGGER! A BIG BLACK JIGABOO SPOOK!
anon. Come on now.
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>>65501704
>memes after memes after memes
the more effort you put into this, the more convinced i become that you actually are a fucking nigger.
the lady doth protest too much, you braindead nigger.
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>>65501707
I mean, I've posted my hand here before. It's not a secret. It's true. I'm one of those pale skinned, law abiding, Pennsylvania Dutch niggers who writes in cursive.

I just think what you call niggers and what I call niggers are two different races, that must be the confusion.
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>>65501694
>[spelling things weirdly] can ruin your entire life, if not even get you killed at absolute worst
I didn't know þe grammar nazis held such power
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>>65501710
so you act like a nigger despite being white. how incredibly awful.
have you considered suicide? just to do something positive for the people around you?
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>>65501710
>Pennsylvania
ew
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>>65501716
It's true. I often partake in nigger activities, like working, reading, I blast my nigger music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqBoMXzFdbk&t=35s at a reasonable volume so others in my immediate vicinity are not inconvenienced by it, and I love traditional nigger foods like sauerkraut and spätzle.

Or maybe you're just confused as to what niggers are.
>>65501726
nigger
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>>65501694
can you stop acting like a faggot?
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Are thick thighs good for you?
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>>65501714
think it's the grammar niggers
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>>65501728
oh, so now you've suddenly changed your mind and don't stand by what you posted earlier.
full on nigger behavior.
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>>65501283
Would
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>>65501728
As cringe as being Irish diaspora is, it's better than being German.
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>>65501731
can you?
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>>65501741
yeah. but it seems like you can't.
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>>65501744
elaborate.
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>>65501748
you are acting like a faggot and you're not stopping. I'm assuming that if you could stop, you would.
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>>65501756
>zero elaboration
>no explanations
what am i supposed to get from this?
are you too stupid to even provide argumentation for basic statements you've made?
too much of a tranny to go through with it?
what's the problem?
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>>65501735
You seem confused as to stereotypes, don't worry I'm an expert. The stereotype is that niggers can't read cursive, not that they write in it.
>>65501740
bignose certified post
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>>65501760
>The stereotype is that niggers can't read cursive, not that they write in it.
>MEMES
jesus fucking christ you ARE a retard. braindead fucking faggot.
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>>65501762
You think it's a meme?
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>>65501680
I mean, I agree to an extent, however Ƿynn has þe problem of looking far too similar to P, as >>65501686 says. Replacing P to make Ƿynn more viable would be a bit difficult. Also: to anyone who's about to say "But Þorn is just P wiþ a line on top" it's not supposed to be. It's supposed to be more like |> but no font actually produces þe letter as it ought to be for some fucking reason.

Replacing P would be on-par wiþ replacing every C ever wiþ an S or K, depending on which sound it was actually making, and þen making C by itself make þe CH sound. I would approve, but it would be a far more monumental task þan re-introducing Þorn in place of TH.
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>>65501758
you are being a annoying faggot. what more explanation do you need?
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We should make a poll on who's wrong or right about.. well, whatever it is these guys are talking about idk I just like voting and seeing results
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>>65501769
Voting for ᚦ chad
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>>65501769
It's like one guy arguing that using archaic letters will get you killed and I think he should just conform to the societal standards of this ingroup and either appreciate neat letters, or shut up about it. However he doesn't, which poses a potential threat to our safety, thus we should kill him.
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>>65501785
god, how are you this fucking stupid?
i went out of my way to elaborate it's something that might happen IRL in the absolute worst situation and you braindead cocksucker think it's something that applies to posting on 4chan?
how do you not forget to breathe? are you living in a carehome for the mentally retarded right now, or how do you manage to even keep yourself alive?
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>>65501785
>thus we should kill him.
yeah, it's for the best
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>>65501767
>It's supposed to be more like |>
Gee, I wonder who could be behind this Þ
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>>65501785
Yeah this >>65501789 guy is very disruptive to the thread, i vote in favor of killing him.
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>>65501769
Anoðer vote for Þornfag, originally I was opposed to him but the oþer guy is simply intolerable.
>>65501795
>>65501785
Pretty much necessary.

>>65501789
Sorry bro, the council decided you're the autist and need to be killed.
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>>65501732
Does she love me? If so, then yes.
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>>65501767
Yeah, I understand it's impractical. Hoƿever, reading Anglosaxon writing, it's so elegant. No matter hoƿ impossible it is, I ƿish it could be.
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>>65501789
it's pretty obvious when/how it is or isn't acceptable to deviate from standard behavior
typing like þis is harmless in a 4chan þread where oþer posters are already doing so, but þat doesn't mean I would be doing the same when applying for a job, filling in legal documents, et cetera.
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>>65501852
if you're autistic enough to act like that on 4chan, it doesn't matter what you do IRL because you're going to get immediately clocked as a fucking sperg no matter what you do.
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>>65501518
Post uncensored
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>>65501908
No, and that's the crux of this whole crashout. Your autism means you can't understand social cues or time and place, all you know is "cringe bad."

Since you're a bottomfeeder you try to enforce this on others, belittling them to gain clout with others. Then when it backfires are baffled. You can't understand, why isn't everyone picking apart Þornfag. It's because you're the bigger autist, and very unpleasant about it.
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Are these two autists still having a slappy fight?
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>>65501989
Are they ever not?
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>>65501981
>time and place
this is 4chan, you retard. where the fuck do you think you are?
you're talking as if we were IRL, talking in person.
this entire bit comes off as a moronic projection.

>you try to enforce this on others
again, projection of your own retardation. there is no way to enforce anything on 4chan. why the fuck would i be trying to enforce anything here?
you, again, are acting as if we were in an actual social situation and not an anonymous shitposting forum.

fuck you you. you're an idiot. a complete fucking moron. you are offensively stupid, you cunt.
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>>65501704
Who the hell changes their smoke alarm batteries on a schedule? In an attempt to distance yourself from being labeled a nigger, you've landed in giga autist territory.
...do test them yearly though...
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>>65502021
Can't tell which kind of retardation is going on. Are you anti-Þornfag having another "niggers write in cursive" moment, or are you pro-Þornfag and this is a friendly fire incident?
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>>65502036
fold yourself in half and choke on your own cock, retard
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>>65502034
Every year on my birthday I change the batteries in all my optics and smoke alarms and charge/change all batteries for my weapon lights while I'm at it.
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>>65502021
>you are offensively stupid
says the guy having a melty over... I don't even know. you're fucking retarded.
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>>65502038
You feigned ignorance so well I was really concerned, thanks for clearing that up
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Older women are superior since they look like my mom.
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>>65502062
freud.jpg
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>>65502043
Other people have parties and
do other such social things, you know?
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>>65502076
What kind of person has birthday parties in their 30s?



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