>>65596252
Why you faggot always put darkies in the OP??

>>65596262
He didn't fly so good

>>65596290
>Robert.
Qrd?

>>65596293
Don't start man

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I'm going to MEPS tomorrow.

What's a good online course that I can spend a few hours brushing up on the ASVAB? I saw the free one in the sticky, but I've come to the opinion that one gets what he pays for.

I got a good score the last time I took the ASVAB, but that was about 11 years ago.

>>65596284
Because it upsets the thinskinned NEET trying to troll the thread

You guys ready for the snow? Recruitment never called me back and yet, I thought they wanted recruits or some. I must be too fat, old, and dumb.

Niche question so not sure if any can answer.
USAA is pissing me off. I have had issues for years, but the entire bank is down right now for a lot of people and I can't use any of my money. I want to switch to NFCU. It asks questions like my rank and offers an Active Duty Checking account. I'm only in DEP so I'm not sure if I would be allowed to open that vs a standard account.

If I enlist for a security clearance roll, how much are they going to drill me for possible distrust in the government? Do I have to be a good little goy slave and fully believe in america?

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Don't fall for the cargo cult.

>>65596985
read the SF86 linked in the OP it lists everything they will ask or care about

>>65597003
I STILL want my callback.

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bix nood

>>65594197
>Significant debt
Nuffin crazy
>Unsecured debt
You want me to what with my debit?
>Foreign contacts
All of them.
>Criminal history
Expunged and you'll never get to know why.
>Major medical problems
>(Literally running down the list)
>Mental health issues
>(diagnosed/receiving treatment for)
See above.
>Current medications
Nothing I'll die without. Except that one thing that [blank] when I [blank]
>History with extremist groups (actual terror groups not the hacker known as 4chinz)
Sounds more fun than this place. What's it to you?
>Allegiance to foreign countries or dual citizenship
How important do you think I am? I would've gone that route a long time ago. Instead, I'm here. Talking to you.
>Foreign assets
GMC stock. It's held in the United Kingdom

Since some judge said I can't work anything, yet, somehow I can magically find a job due to having a specialist in the room say I can not qualify for anything. I'm your problem now.

>>65597311
k

>>65597323
My boobies not big enough?

>>65597311
>Foreign assets
*AMC stock

I'll be up all night wondering if I'll get hired now.

>>65597003
>They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother.

>>65597005
Ok not too bad
Mostly just asking if you have a criminal record, have used illegal substances, or have any ties to foreign countries.

>>65594244
yeah to reiterate don't mention the hells angels, just say no. they're not actually your contacts either so you aren't even lying.

>>65597426
>AMC stock
Oh no...he fell for the meme stock...I think you need to look into the mareens a bit more.

>>65597549
You caught me. I was illustrating that the meme stock is held in the UK but brokered globally.

>>65597549
Explain how the mareens' would make sense when I would like to be trapped in the coldest, harshest tundra the world has to offer.

>>65597531
Yeah it's literally nothing crazy, even if you need a poly you will only get asked shit like "are u a terrorist" or whatever
People freak out over clearances for the military but if you aren't a criminal or a member of ISIS there's nothing to worry about

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>>65597576
Does that work? You tell the military you ARE a terrorist? What happens if they just say ,"yeah."

>>65597580
Idk you probably don't get a clearance lmao

>>65597590
What does the detail for the terrorist in the military look like exactly?

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The one without the clearance

>>65597572
Go Space Force and get shipped to Greenland then.

>>65597596
anon are you stupid

>>65597611
What else do you know of the space force?

>>65597626
So the question IS an IQ test?

>Robert is still trying to slide a general thread because he's upset he isn't allowed to pick the OP picture

>>65597534
yeah I probably shouldn't have even mentioned it. Its something I don't think about and the family members that have the connections aren't blood related and I don't talk to them

>>65597311
Military can see expunged records so your le edgy secret routine won't get you very far.

>>65597910
Even better.

>>65597656
Who?

>>65596361
>What's a good online course that I can spend a few hours brushing up on the ASVAB? I saw the free one in the sticky, but I've come to the opinion that one gets what he pays for.
maybe follow the advice I gave you first faggot
imagine doing 0 asvab practice then immediately wanting to pay
I should charge you $120 for my advice to make you feel better about taking it
dickhead
>>65596985
>how much are they going to drill me for possible distrust in the government?
0
you sound gay though
>>65596844
>never called me back
go to their office you can't sign papers on the phone

>>65597926
We're talking about you Robert just like you want. You're the star of the show! Center stage!

>>65596346
The "Robert"-spamming in these threads is constant. People deserve to know.

>>65598237
They already do

>>65598231
Asked?

>>65598222
Imagine needing to practice for the ASVAB

>>65598911
Keep crying Robert. We know you HATE the fact that we all know the spam comes from you, instead of an endless horde of 1pbtids who all happen to think and talk like you. It ruins your ability to sway anyone when it is known your actions are deliberate and fueled by personal motives.

a question, I want to enlist and I kinda want to end up being part of JSOC during active duty or post contract as a civilian, but not as a infantry or ground combatant, but more like in the office space, filing reports, analyzing intelligence, monitoring the situation live in a operations room or something like that? I want to be part of the team by helping operators by being on the side lines
what's the path to that?

>>65599411
3 letter agency
That's not an effective role for the armed forces to support because they have to pay you a whole lot more than they do an enlisted they have total control of, and a noncombatant casualty is much more liability. If you want to be a civvie in that kind of situation you need to be THE expert in your subject matter.
You can try for a contractor job after serving with like General Dynamics, but you better start planning on what job you want to do after and plan your enlistment around that and work to get TS before you get out.

>>65599411
>>65599496

I just reread what you wrote, if that's the kind of thing you want to do during your service you can just enlist as intelligence of all sorts, that's 35 series in army. You're still army though, you will get to do all the dumb army things with it and you'll always legally be considered a combatant even if you're not in a line unit.

>>65599317
You're impressively stupid. Bravo.

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>Having rough day
>Recruiter calls and tells me MEPS rejected my reenlistment waivers, disqualifying me from the Air Force Reserve, and he will no longer work with me (not in a mean way, just that there's no point)
>Proceed to sit through ~50 minutes of rush hour traffic while processing this
Time for me to go to bed early and wallow in self-pity

>>65599411
My former coworker went 35T Option 4 and ended up supporting a special forces group (I don't know how lucky or typical that is). That's not JSOC, but I figure it's a good path toward it. idk tho

>>65599411
Enlist as any intel MOS/rate/AFSC, crush it at your job, then apply to the various programs out there once you meet the prereqs. You need to be good at your job, not Superman. Ignore >>65599496 he means well but kinda doesn't know what he's talking about.

>>65597223
Private Nood, have you been blizzousing your parachute pantz over your Yeezys?

>>65596361
Studying for the ASVAB the day before MEPS is certainly a choice of all time

>>65599567
Why'd you get rejected?

>>65599559
>you're stupid because you're ruining my dastardly plans

You earned your pet name Robert. It upsets you which is why it is constantly being used.

>>65597656
>>65598231
>>65598237
>>65599317
>>65599939
Nobody cares about Robert. Shut the fuck up already.

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>>65599944

>>65599944
The Robertposting will stop when Robert stops posting. Call him out, will you?

>>65600411
>im gonna spam just as much as the other spammer
Fuck off

>>65600435
Why don't you have anything bad to say about the guy that posts pictures of dead US soldiers? Kinda fucked, right? But me calling him a silly name bothers you more?

>>65600451
You call everyone Robert.

>>65600606
No, just you, Robert.

Denounce the posting of dead US soldiers in /meg/

>>65600678
See
>>65599944
Last (You) for your Robert obsession. You can fuck off. Threads would improve immensely.

Honestly, I'm leaning towards enlistment because I don't see anything in the civilian sector that feels as much like a path to success.
>score high enough on the asvab and get to earn money while you study to become a skilled technical worker
>get a job and give yourself experience in a world where no one can get experience to apply for entry level jobs that require experience.
Granted part of this is just because the job market is fucked up but still. Enlistment legitimately feels like a fast track to success.

>>65601089
What specific job are you thinking of? That will decide your fate.

>>65601089
These sound like recrooting talking points.

>>65601106
Navy CWT.
>>65601120
I know and I'm not trying to be. Imagine how I feel realizing I'm sounding like a recruiter just because of my own logical analysis

>>65601143
Hey, at least you're not considering Army.

>>65600765
No words for the guy posting dead soldiers? OK Robert

None of you better be disgracing snowflake now. I don't even watch football and now I have to admit that I saw a good halftime show.

Robert IS one of my middle names. So I gotta keep on checking why people are talking about me.

>>65601362
Wrong board?

>>65601422
Gee Bill, how come your mom lets you have two middle names?

>>65601807
welcome to /rob/

how would i go about being in reserves or guard with a unit further away with a job on a thursday/friday since they can't interfere?
do i just run to a plane or start road tripping the moment my shift ends?

Wtf the 101st don't even do Parachute jumps anymore? that's so fucking gay fml

RIP anyone stationed in Okinawa right now. Sounds miserable.

>>65603226
Maybe it would be better to just close down all the bases and bring everyone home. They can all chill in 29 Palms.

>>65601143
>CWT
really good gig. You’ll probably never be on a ship. Navy CT rates (except CTR) are basically civilian jobs. The TS clearance is a huge bonus

>>65603227
Nah, overseas presence makes tankies and wumaos butthurt so let's keep it as it is.

>>65603227
I just like reading out-of-touch boomers giving the old "it sucked for me when i was in so it should suck for you too" mentality on Facebook. RiP Kadena Airmen.

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In modern military conflicts it seems to just be special forces and fighter / bomber pilots who see any action.

Is everyone in the military just support roles for these guys?

A bit like how an NFL team has lots of administrative employees, cooks, cleaners, water boys, PTs, janitors etc.

Is that basically what you are if you join but can’t make SF or pilot?

>>65604502
this might shock you but special operations and aviation are employed to support conventional forces rather than the other way around

>>65604594
Where are the conventional forces in Iran?

>>65599932
Medical waiver(s) got rejected. I asked my recruiter for the details and he started listing them but then he said my back pain waiver got rejected, and I was like wait I didn't have a back pain waiver, but he said that's one of the reasons(????). He said he'd send me the official MEPS report or whatever to satisfy my curiosity, but that was Monday, and he hasn't yet, so I don't think he will.

>>65604659
I was told two more weeks by my super secret source in high places.

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Any other MI nerds here? Im in the marketplace right now and it's not looking great.

How is employment with 3 letter agencies outside the military?

>>65605824
>Im in the marketplace right now and it's not looking great
Be specific. If you're just sad you don't have a bunch of cushy INSCOM openings I don't wanna near it.
>jobs
Go to clearancejobs and usajobs, compare your level of experience and qualifications with job postings, plan backwards. There's something at every experience level but generally 5+ YOE is the sweet spot.
Do you have a specific question?

>>65606088
I'm a branch transfer from the Infantry, so it seems like none of the jobs, not just the INSCOM ones, are interested in me and my (lack of) experience. I dont know when you were last in the market, but it's brutal out here. 250 Captains, 170 jobs, and of those jobs, there are a lot that are non-KD or non-MI

I don't have any specific questions, but im just looking to see if anyone here has gotten out into an alphabet job and would be willing to share their experience

>>65606133
Oh I thought you were enlisted lol. Yeah you guys are fucked. Apparently the big push is to retvrn to warfighting and cut a lot of joint billets and other shit to cram more people in to brigade and below.
Word on the street is that it can take a significant amount of time to get hired at one of the big agencies as a civilian, much faster as a contractor and higher pay but no retirement and some years your contract gets cut outta nowhere.
If you currently work in an intel space you should be networking hard (meaning, just talk to the contractors and civilians, see what their process was like, keep an ear out for openings). If you don't (and it doesn't sound like you do) and you have little experience in intelligence then it might be pretty hard to get hired at an agency, depending on your other qualifications.
Have you had any intel assignments so far or are you currently looking at the marketplace for your first one?

>>65606300
No intel assignments so far. I do have 12 months KD as an infantry company commander in TRADOC, but that wont help me on the outside in intel obviously

I'm in MI CCC rn, and the market will send me *somewhere* for an MI job, but it will probably be shit. At the very least ill have a couple years of experience before I have to decide whether to get out or not

>>65606689
I'd probably wait until I actually had a projection before thinking about getting out. You don't even know what you'll get.
Odds are you won't do actual MI related things until after you do some command time in MI anyway. I work with a fair amount of 35As and a lot of them didn't do any "real" MI stuff until after finishing company command.

>>65606708
And here begins Robert's weekend warrior tirade about how nobody gives a fuck what a nonserve thinks

>>65607040
How many more weeks are you going to keep trying to peddle this conspiracy theory, Robert? I wonder, does 92G live rent free in your head more than I do now?

>>65607086
Ironic

>>65607932
You insult our veterans again and there will be hell to pay!

>>65607932
>>65607981
>>65608014
Remember when you used to dote over 92G because you thought hating the military is an opinion you can build a friendship out of? And then remember when 92G called you a fucking psycho and said he wants nothing to do with you and hates that you kept trying to wear his skin to declare a false sense of authority when you talked shit about the military?

Just like your hatred for the military, your hatred for 92G is deeply personal, Robert. You have completely lost the plot. /meg/ never went away and neither will 92G.

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65608233
I am gloating about my victory over you. I am teabagging your ego.

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65608393
Robert's win condition was /meg/ being permanently deleted by /k/ moderators.

Instead, the mods delete every post he makes ON SIGHT, issue rangebans which force him to drive around Peoria SPENDING REAL MONEY ON GAS so he can sync up to another cell tower just to keep posting, and worse of all, now refers to himself by the petname given to him to make fun of the fact that he got KICKED OUT OF THE ARMY WITH A BAD CONDUCT DISCHARGE because he openly idolized a loser named Robert Bales.

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65608480
I only talk about you when you complain. Notice how there was no discussion about Robert until you came along, Robert? Why do you complain about receiving the negative attention you came here for? What other reaction did you expect? Do you want people to praise you? To say "Hey, I kind of like this fucking fat loser communist NEET pedophile worshipper who tells me what to do with my life while he subsists off of welfare and doordash"?

Robert, TELL US WHAT YOU WANT US TO SAY TO YOU? WHAT DO YOU WANT? YOU LOST YOUR ORIGINAL MOTIVATION, SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN WANT? DO YOU EVEN KNOW? OR ARE YOU JUST COMING HERE BECAUSE YOU WERE BRAINWASHED INTO BECOMING A WEEKEND-ONLY THREAD BUMPER?

>>65608509
>pretends to not read
>pretends to run away when pushed against a wall
>pretends he is someone else

Is this all you have left? You're coasting off of a reputation you haven't lived up to for years. How the fuck does a lolcow become a has-been? Pathetic.

>>65608581
>>65608583
>couldn't pretend to be gone for 30 minutes

You literally can't break your conditioning.

>>65608610
Why do you still think you can slide a general thread? All you're doing is bumping the OP. Good goy.

>>65608623
I just think its funny when you get upset about your replies getting deleted. Aren't you having fun too?

>>65608713
>keeps replying, pretending he isn't butthurt

You owe me 6 more years, Robert. I will collect.

>>65608763
Are you going to spend all day complaining about me making fun of you all day?

>used to spend every hour of every day here
>now just comes here on the weekends
>is giving up sooner and sooner in the day

Are we watching a lifelong troll lose the willpower to continue his craft?

>>65608116
>you ignored the part where 92G said he also hates the army
>ignores the part when 92G said him and Robert probably agree on a lot more than they disagree on
>you still assume 92G isn't stolen valor

>>65609077
Oh it was that easy to summon you, Robert? Just have to keep stoking the fading flame of your vitriolic and fat-clogged heart so you can keep bumping the thread

>>65609096
You don't deserve the respect to answer your false points. 92G hates you so you decided to throw a temper tantrum every single week for months on end about it. You don't even try to complain about the military anymore, you just bitch about your failed parasocial friendship with a random stranger on the internet.

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65609110
You forget the part where 92G said he doesn't care if you think he is stolen valor. The insult against him doesn't even work.

>>65605824
I'm a cadooot that's trying to do MI in AD or reserves. Is it really that fucked right now?

>>65609110
How many times will you keep coming back after getting banned and your posts deleted? What do you even want people to say to you?

>>65609228
Recruiters? You think I am a military recruiter? Funny, that's the exact talking point of our resident troll, who loves pretending to be anybody but himself so that he doesn't have to acknowledge everything he gets beaten at his own game. It was always "the other guy" that got countertrolled, but never him!

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>>65609264
I think there are a few people in meg. Recruiters, recruitees, and anti recruiters.
If voluntary military enlistment isn't a political statement then I do not see why both sides can't be heard out between the two before talking about it.

>>65609287
Because it doesn't fit the agenda. The whole thing is a psyop, and when you point out the army in particular literally has people playing video games as means to get kids to sign up, and e-girls to attempt to con males into thr military says it all.

For some reason the cook is the only one that can say how much he hated the military and thinks joining is a bad idea.

>>65609283
>>65609287
>he spent all day complaining about someone else trolling him all day

You are under my control. I own your soul.

>Robert is now pretending to be 3 different people because he is too ashamed of himself to just represent himself

False majority by one individual is what we've been making fun of you for since day 1 Robert. Just stop acting like a clown if you hate having people laugh at you.

>>65609409
>>65609411
>>65609413
Who's talking shit? You're too busy behaving exactly like I want you to. You are off-topic of your own digital crusade against USAREC. No news articles, no pictures of dead soldiers, not even pretending to be stolen valor. You are just whining about your weird little parasocial fallout with a guy who served, has provided good advice on how to avoid his situation to those who want to serve, and most importantly, hates your fucking guts more than you hate me.

>>65609418
>has provided good advice on how to avoid his situation

When has this happened? Because he has repeatedly said he left because of not being able to control what happens to you once your in something like "if you get bad leadership you are powerless to do anything about your situation. And it was probably you who said something about his unit not caring when his kid died and was still fucking with him anyway. Again, this is assuming he didnt make everything up. Because I refuse to believe the army is that bad.

>>65609418
Robert is only mad 92G has a bigger dick than him.

>>65609437
You sure seem to know a lot for someone who apparently never spends time here, Robert. You also are presenting a false narrative just like you lie about your Bad Conduct Discharge. Did you also forget about your fictitious fat wife?

>>65609442
>ignores the argument again

>>65609437
92G says essentially this, robert. "I had a bad experience in the army. I don't think it is a good choice because (explanation here)."

You say: "the army is bad because they kicked me out for wanting to go on a killing spree in a foreign country because some other guy did it."

>>65609458
And even then, he never knocked those who picked better career paths. Open contract with the Army is a shitty idea, and the entire purpose of this thread is to help others avoid these bad choices when joining.

If I went to ARG for assistance on building a new upper, what good is someone saying "ARs suck" especially when they have never touched one

>>65609753
Mods literally disagree with you. Somebody went to the IRC and asked them, so that debate has long been settled. If we can talk about military equipment, we can talk about the organization that buys it and hires people to train on and use it.

>>65609807
Looks to me like Robert got his ass handed to him today, as always, based upon the number of his posts deleted. You know, if /meg/ was off-topic, the mods wouldn't put in so much work keeping Robert out. Kinda proves my point, so not sure where you get your idea from about this thread.

By the way, what branch are you in?

>>65609827
You must be confusing me for the guy that was trolling him earlier today. I'm west coast coverage, I think that 37A is east coast.

>>65609720
What is the difference then with someone like 92G saying "I think the ar15 is a bad rifle because-"?

You literally give him a pass to shit talk the army whenever he is around. Like I remember someone posted a link to someone saying the barracks at fort carson in think it was are shit. You attacked them. Then 92G came in and said "yeah, I was in those barracks. They sucked." And you didnt dare say a word?

>>65609480
He almost certainly does.
>goes to concert at fort hood
>said he would attend the exicution if he isn't doing anything that day.
>says there is a restaurant near the base he likes to get food at.

>>65609720
But does say he thinks the military is a bad option. I truly wonder if he would say the same thing had his reclass worked.

>>65610492
Right? Robert has been shown this multiple times but still pretends to be retarded. He really is a massive crybaby, as you said

>>65596252
based black company

>>65610136
If and when he comes around again make a list of shit to ask him.

>>65609919
Because the root problem with Robert is that he has no experience but tries to pretend he does by lying about having a service record. He has been caught lying innumerable times in failed attempts to gain a false sense of credibility, but his complaints about the military are wildly different than those of people who actually served, so why should anyone care about his theoretical hatred? I'll give you a great example

>92G complains about his leadership because they failed to help him develop his career
>Robert complains about military leadership as a whole because he thinks its demeaning to take orders from a black woman

Why should I take the latter seriously?

>>65610679
>92G complains about his leadership because they failed to help him develop his career

So are you saying 92G would have liked the army if-
A. His "leadership" didn't "hold him down."
Or
B. He got a successful reclass.

Which was what pushed him over the edge? In all reality the guy was probably just a shit soldier (assuming he didn't bullshit his story once again) and couldn't take being held to a standard.

>>65611181
Only he could say, but why would he blindly hate the Army, as Robert insists everyone should, if the Army did good for him and treated him right? I know I got what I wanted out of service and I left because it was always my plan to skill up and utilize my capabilities in the private sector. Robert would have you believe that people like me don't exist, that every veteran magically commits suicide when they receive their DD214 or ends up panhandling on the highway (which ironically is usually done by stolen valor faggots wearing uniforms, doing exactly what Robert does when he lies here). 92G, despite his shit time in service, is still doing well and has made the most of it when accounting for the opportunities he missed or turned down.

I know this frustrates Robert tremendously because Hollywood and /pol/ implanted weird false ideas in his smooth brain, but mil life is really not that much different from office life.

>>65611737
If you disrespect the USA military you will have to go through me, you yellow bellied sonof a bitch!

>>65612325
And why should anyone care?

>>65611607
They literally can both be true. What kind of narrative are you trying to push, Robert? Do you think dismantling 92G will unfuck your life?

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65612506
Why were you waiting all night for me to say something?

>>65612545
Buddy, you have been complaining for MONTHS but act like I'm the problem? Stop bringing him up and I'll stop saying the name that drives you insane. I am literally fucking trolling you with a name. How fucking pathetic and thin-skinned. 4chan is clearly not the site for you.

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so what are the odds that SIG wins the FAMG program contract? is it a full 100% or just 98%?
are SEALs & Green Berets gonna get more krautslop just because a colonel got a box of cigars and a lambo?

>>65612596
Been watching too many movies?

>>65612596
Who cares? Most US military employees will never see combat, and the future of warfare is drones. The concept of infantry is going to go to the way of the cavalry.

>>65613021
Never send an organic to do a machine's job

>>65613592
Still mad that the Army kicked you out in 2015 with a Bad Conduct Discharge? I actually wish there was more than one troll, you're too boring and predictable, Robert

>>65611266
>he missed or turned down.
What did he turn down? He always talked about wanting and never being able to do things. (Which doesn't make sense if you were a good soldier.)

>>65613863
>>65614141
Why do you keep accusing me of deleting your comments? The only people who can do this are moderators, but you have been deathly afraid of accusing me of being one. So tell me how I am apparently "persecuting your free speech"

>>65614214
Being called thin-skimned upset you so much you made two replies to complain about it. HAHAHAHA

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65614295
So then leave?

>>65614330
>he's still butthurt about being called thin skinned and still trying to slide a general thread

YOU LOST ROBERT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>65614359
Robert's goal was to get /meg/ permanently banned from /k/. Instead, mods are ACTIVELY policing it and clapping Robert's cheeks every single day. If Robert won, he wouldn't be here, and by he I obviously mean you, you fucking fat NEET

YOU LOST ROBERT

>>65614408
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU LOST ROBERT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>65614423
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU FUCKING LOST ROBERT

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>65614435
I laugh at you because you only post here when you are angry. You, of course, are ALWAYS angry, which is why you always post here. I have complete control over your emotions and I am laughing because I dominated your mind and soul.

When I say you lost, I am saying it in the latest incarnation of a general you have been trying to shut down since before the pandemic. You are talking to me in a space that would not exist if you won.

Pretend you didn't read what I just wrote.

>>65614452
>Pretend you didn't read what I just wrote.

Good boy. You would have walked away when Biden was in office if I didn't buckbreak you. Keep bumping the thread. You owe me 6 more years.

>>65614476
Turning the manbaby that wanted /meg/ to go away into the one that keeps it bumped, creates new instances, and ensures it always hits post limit might damn well be the funniest thing I have ever psyopped a NEET into doing.

>65615282
brown

>>65615287
Do you sub humans understand that we hate both of you? I wish ME was just a giant crater

>>65615443
You only say that now, after all of our bases have been abandoned.

Why are so many posts constantly nuked o:

>>65616311
Keep bumping the general that you want to destroy. I didn't tell you to stop bumping this thread. Keep the info in the OP on page 0 at all times in service of your country, Robert.

>>65616580
I do. Turning a fifth columnist into a military recruiting simp is the most honorable outcome for Robert. It took a little fiddling, but we figured out a way to make a contrarian obedient.

>>65616736
>>65616739
Are you saying I am a 4chan moderator?

>>65616755
So who's the incel mod you are trying to address? Why are you so uncertain of who I am, yet I know exactly who you are?

>>65616768
My win condition is /meg/ existing. What thread are you posting in right now?

>>65616776
>>65616780
>I don't give a shit
>but I will obsessively talk about myself every single day and move the goalpost until getting called out is somehow the true objective, even though my entire plan to destroy /meg/ relied on pretending to be multiple people

Robert, you really do just need to stop with this "other guy" charade, just like you stopped worshipping nazis, war criminals, and Pete hegseth. Every aspect of your trolling regimen has been ruined except for your intense desire to not identify as yourself. Is it just self-hatred?

>>65616795
>I'm not the retard that doxxed himself
You cannot retcon your personal details, just like you cannot retcon your failed military service.

Your strategy to convince me to stop calling you out isn't working and it endlessly upsets you that your pet name dismantles your evil plans to pretend to be multiple people who all conveniently talk and act the same way. Creating a false majority has been your default mode for as long as I have been trolling you, and you have failed to explain why it would matter anyways. So what if two people say "I hate America" instead of one? You can find thousands on /pol/ who say what you say. Why create a fake echo chamber when you know where the real one is?

>>65616813
Its okay, everything I do is deliberate. Last night it was a focus on enraging you. Tonight it is encouraging engagement. Tomorrow, it will be social isolation. I can spell out my entire plan and you will still follow along like the dog you are.

If you read or respond to this post, you are gay.

>>65616823
>>65616826
Who's going to scrub the posts? Me? How would I do that?

I think it's really funny how Robert is incapable of accusing me of being a mod yet claims I have the powers of one. He doesn't even believe his own theories and is so afraid of embarrassing himself on 4chan he remains vague about everything but his hatred for his country.

>Robert can't get rid of /meg/, so his best plan now is to waste all day posting not realizing that it literally takes two clicks to mass-delete all posts from his IP, instead believing he is a drain on moderator resources.

>>65616851
>>65616860
If you won, what are you doing now? You finally achieved victory after completely shifting the goalpost, so what's next? Is /meg/ defeated?

>>65616868
Why do you keep avoiding the question? Is /meg/ defeated? You don't win if /meg/ exists, Robert. The best you can do is slide each and every thread, which requires daily and manual effort on your part. Doing this for years is not normal, not even by troll standards. It is straight up obsession, an obsession that can only be fueled by failure.

In short, YOU LOST ROBERT

Just called my recruiter and told him I changed my mind. I don't think I want to do Army anymore; Air Force seems more my speed.

>>65617506
Based. Army is the last resort branch.

I have an Army ship date for February, but I don’t know how I feel about it. I like the navy culture more and (call me a puss, I know) I don’t really want to shoot anyone. I was actually rejected from the Army initially, but if you know what’s going on in the Army right now, they basically called 90% of us back and accepted us. Weird situation.

I actually started the navy process a while ago but didn’t go far. 23M, 58 OAR, STEM degree, 3.59 GPA. Ended up going with the Army because I’m an idiot, I don’t know.

I picture myself happier in the Navy. I want to go into Information Warfare, and I’m wondering if it’s worth it to try? I’d have to give up my guaranteed Army slot. Can I qualify for immediate select?