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>>65606881>NASA Patch
>>65606893Yeah, idk either
>>65606881>>65606894>93kbOh come on rado, if ur gonna dick ride the Balkan Wars, at least post the hi resolution anime girls.Low effort
I wanna buy a little drone to play with but I dont even know where to begin and they all seem expensive anyway, idk how people afford the hobby.
>>65606902I'M TRYING MY FUCKING BEST HERE CPS IS HALFWAY UP MY ASS AND IM SEARCHING MY WHOLE HOUSE FOR SOME LOOSE 45 LONG COLT ROUNDS SOMEWHERE IN MY CLOSET SO THEY DON'T BUST MY ASS OVER IT
>>65606881Are human safaris good for morale?
>>65606929Only if they are tax payer funded!
>>65606880I kinda like talking to the stylists.. I think it was this month or last but when I went to go get my hair cut one of the ladies recognized me and said that she cut my hair last time which was many months before. I was honestly shocked she remembered who I was and what we even talked about that day and just like last time she initiated a conversation with me once again. I know its probs for tips or maybe she's just nice but I keep thinking back on that.. like they have dozens of people walking in and making conversations everyday which leaves me wondering what the hell i did to be remembered from a 10-15 minute cut.
>>65606881I want a Vz. 61 so bad.
>>65606902Still better than the alternative
>>65606912Find a drone that isn't mainstream, big tech, or big brother. Most of them are under $200.
My strong fox wife Leva
>>65607006Dork
>Watching Europeans eating burgers with a fork and knifeWill never not make me cringe>B-but Anon, you don't understand, gourmet restaurant style burgers are too big to eat with your ha-Skill issue, I've never encountered a burger so big you couldn't eat it with your hands.
>>65607349The only burger you get is from McDonalds.
>>65607379Here come the coping Euro's with their tiny hands and tinier mouths
>>65607349>gourmet restaurant style burgersBut who the fuck actually eats a burger at an actual restaurant? I know they serve burgers at actual restaurants (AKA: not fast food places), but if you're gonna sit down and wait 20 minutes for food you might as well get a steak or something instead of ground beef that's pretending to be a respectable piece of meat.
>>65607349>Skill issue, I've never encountered a burger so big you couldn't eat it with your handsTo be fair, RPK fag is used to fellating while stroking BBC with his hand.
>>65607401Steak is overrated, I'd rather the burger nine times out of ten
>>65607401>>65607413....why not both. Steakburger :D
>>65607401I have, after getting dragged to upscale sit-down places by relatives when I was younger, and realizing I don't want any of the fancy small-serving meals (like 4 tiny tortellini with mushroom sauce for $35 or a 4oz two-bite "steak" with some grilled veggies and a tiny red potato for $50) but that they have a $20 cheeseburger buried in the back of the menu for people who are actually hungry, and not using the meal as an excuse to conspicuously consume expensive bottles of wine in front of other people. They're definitely a dozen cuts above fast food burgers, usually twice as big/thick, grilled with a lot more care, and far better seasonings/toppings/sides. Double-fried potato wedges with sesame crusting and beer-battered thick onion rings are far superior to McDonald's fries.
>>65607401I'm not much of a burger orderer but the best burger I've ever had was at a restaurant. The worst steaks I've ever had have all been at restaurants. I would much rather just go to costco and pick out some nice steaks than waste my money ordering one at a restaurant. 9/10 times it's going to be too thin, poorly cooked, and low quality. The 1/10 times you're going to pay a vastly inflated price. There's genuinely more skill that goes into a good burger than a good steak. A good steak is almost entirely about starting with a good cut of meat and not ruining it. People only think it's difficult because they rarely cook steaks and get discouraged when the first attempt wasn't as good as a steakhouse. There's a lot more that goes on in making a good burger.Anyone who thinks cooking a perfect steak is too daunting just needs to buy a whole new york strip, break it down into individual steaks, and practice to learn how to get a good sear and stop at preferred doneness. (NY strip because there's literally no fancy butchering involved, you just cut that slab of meat however thick you want, done). You'll get plenty of tries to get it right.
>>65605673>>65605690
>>65607477Agree.I can cook a steak better than 99% of restaurants. Best burger I ever had was also at a restaurant. Michelin star place was shutting down for the season and clearing out their food.
>>65606657>>65606747>constant push to make everything more and more reliant on computers/internet connection>the next major war will include massive cyber attacks on important infrastructure>our security has been out sourced to fucking ind*ansThis isnt going to end well is it.
>>65606881>>65606902It's missing something... I know!
>>65607689You should look into setting up your own local communications networks with trustworthy neighbors. Talk to people in real life. If your street lost power for a week, what would you do? You, plural.Shilling for S2 undergound's youtube channel here.>inb4 LARPTalking to real people who affect your real life is far more real than vooting or booging.
>>65607572based pregnancy enjoyer.
>>65607916>>65607572Weapon?
>>65608038well ummmm uuuuh one of those posts has a girl from Strike Witches which technically has weapons on screen sometimes
>>65607916https://files.catbox.moe/0ixfp0.png
>>65608067Goddamn
>>65607916Needs pubes
>>65608067I hope he's ok in Ukraine, I know most artist types aren't the most hardy people.
>>65607349>Skill issue, I've never encountered a burger so big you couldn't eat it with your hands.I did one of those "burger challenges" before with some friends. We split a 9lb burger 3 ways; it was fun.
>>65607916>"tomboy">literally just a guys face on a vaguely female bodyTomboy fags are not beating the allegations with this one
>>65607401I will unironically order a burger at any steakhouse you bring me to. I’m an American, I eat burgers, John, it’s what I do
>>65607572goddamn. nice
>>65608281>"why does her face look so weird and off">look it up>the "artist" is a koikatsu "artist" who uses img2img AI and tries to hide itThis shit is so fucking gay.
The more I learn about them the more I'm convinced modern architects are literal demons in human skin who despise the concept of beauty, joy, and humanity
>>65606973>oh cool we can have sbrs now>let's see what a vz 61 costs>sold out>sold out>$1k>sold out Crap
>>65606973>>65608447I built one years ago, pretty fun but finding EU spec .32ACP is expensive unless you start reloading your EU brass. American spec isnt bad but you will definitely get more jams, I think the rim sizes are slightly different.A cool trick with them is that you dont have to grab the bolt ears to chamber from a fresh mag, you can just smack its ass.Ill try to find a picture that doesnt dox me.
How do you feel about fictional anime guns?
>>65608548The same way I feel about the Reddithammmer 40K fags.If its not "real" guns then go away from /k/
>>65608558Understandable, but too bad we're in the /ak/ thread, and I like seeing how the Japanese make fictional guns.
>>65608586CUTE
>>65608548Depends on the gun, some are really good designs, others are full on Bethesda tier
>>65608595I have never played a Bethesda game, so I don't know what you mean by that.
>>65608586
>>65608616This is very nice but needs more gun
>>65608626There are two guns clearly in the image!
>>65608626Warrior Nun
>>65608616There's no way someone who cries and panics as much as Grace would be that buff
>>65608629Oh sorry, abs had me distracted!
>>65608639>>65608256hmmm
>>65608633It's the only way to explain why she can survive all the punishment. She had to be buff to survive all those superpowered zombies! Like, look at that ass. It's the ass of someone who's fit as fuck!
>>65608654>tiny Japanese style assCome on man
>>65608654But if she's fit as fuck why's she so scared of everything? Isn't the point of getting fit to be more confident because when you talk to people you're assessing how easily you could beat them to death if you needed to?
>>65608659Oh, that's just Gracy's natural personality flaw. >>65608657Looks pretty fit to me.
>>65608654>>65608633>>65608586shes so cute
>>65608659Spoken like someone who has never been fit or in a fight
>>65608667My minimum ass amount threshold is Bayonetta.
>>65608675All I know is I was scared to tell the barista she got my order wrong until I started lifting and beat her over the head with the cash register, for some reason I was arrested for "aggravated assault" but I thought it was perfectly reasonable self defense.
>>65608700for the last time anon-kun, they don't actually have breast milk as an option; it's just an internet meme
>>65608739Bullshit! I know they're hiding that creamy goodness somewhere and I intend to find where, no matter how many baristas I need to beat up!
>>65608548Give WIld Arms.
>>65608272>has short hair>wears guy clothes>is still a cute girlyou're retarded anon.
>>65608067nice, gotta feed the baby.
>>65608659she maybe scared but she's still taking action rather than becoming frozen, which is all that matters. fear in life or death situations is natural, letting it control your actions is what will get you killed.
>>65608776you need to defeat the final boss to unlock it in NG+
>>65609010Is M1903 Springfield good for you?
>>65609311>are hags good for you?>are whores good for you?
>>65609359Whores are very good for you.I should order a whore right now.
>>65609359>hagsYes>whoresNo
>>65609366>hagsyes>whoresyes
Can't wait until it gets colder. Winter is the best season to be a shut-in.
>>6560936820 minutes of pleasure in exchange for a hundred trillion years of demons shoving broken glass up your dickhole seems like a bad trade
>>65609446Im sure your pious enough to avoid such an end as well
>>65609453The only thing one needs to do is repent, plead the blood of Jesus, and live life dedicated to his holy name as best you can, anon. Nothing else matters apart from that.
>>65609453God told me the only requirements to get into heaven are to be a virgin, and to have produced offspring, he specifically did this as a catch-22 because he thought it'd be fucking funny, so I've been donormaxxing ever since.It came to me in a dream.
>>65609528>this postthe goyim have gone insaneBibi please kill this poster
>>65608548Most are just plain awful. Leiji Matsumoto, Hayao Miyazaki, and Kenichi Sonoda came up with some nice designs.
>>65609547>>65609549Are the Spanish girls anti-Commies? Guess they are my favorite Panzer girls now.
>>65609556They are litteraly based on the División Española de Voluntarios "División Azul". An entirely Spanish unit that fought on the eastern front against the soviets. The unit was made up of volunteers and was composed mostly of veterans from the Spanish Civil War who had fought on the side of the the falangists and carlists against the army of the second republic of spain, whos forces were, to put it simply, a mix of marxists, anarchists and Spanish Republic regulars.They were thrown into the meat grinder and many were killed needlessly after having survived the brutal Spanish Civil War. They were very dedicated soldiers.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Division
>>65608548I am fond of designs like picrel that incorporate features from actual firearms.>>65608605https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Fallout_4#.22Assault_Rifle.22
>>65608593This chick is like 80% legs.
>>65609571I already knew most of that, and you forget to add in Socialists on the "Republican" side too. I don't know much about the volunteer divisions that went off after the Civil War, but man; those poor dudes must have felt some real confusion when they found out that the Nazis where Socialist too. Also, most of the army went Nationalist while most of the Navy with Commie BUT because the Sailors murdered their officers, no one knew how to actually run the ships so the Nationalist mush smaller Navy ran circle around the Commie ships.
Is it just me or has this board been unusually slow in the past few days? Where is everyone?
>>65609703DO NOT LET BIG BARREL CONVINCE YOU YOU NEED A CHAMBER AND A BARREL IN ORDER TO HAVE GOOD VELOCITY!SHELL SPLITTING IS A BIG BARREL LIE!
>>65609739idk what to really talk about or post. that said perhaps there really are bots here and the shutdown interfered with them so things are slower now...
>>65609739I'm busy playing runescape
M1 Garand? MORE LIKE M1 GAYRAND!this message was brought to you by Springfield gang.
>>65609786yeah
>>65609786YOU SHUT THAT FUCKING WHORE MOUTH OF YOURS, SLUTFIELD! THE GREATEST BATTLE IMPLEMENT EVER DEVISED WILL NOT BE INTIMIDATED BY SOME SECOND RATE BOLTY BITCH.
I get that GFL2 is le bad and all but, Goddamn, some of the maps in GFL1 fucking suck
>>65608447It sucks more because my state is gay and has an """"assault weapon"""" ban at the moment. State law can suck my dick but I can't even buy one through a FFL. Though I wonder how a parts kit would fit into that...>>65608483Based skorp enjoyer. They look so fun to shoot.
mmmmmmm oral fixation
>>65610114Wife
>>65610114>highcutshe's going to get killed because she's wearing a gay retard helmet that doesn't protect the side of her head.>>65610126sorry bro you're going to be widower soon.
>>65606973I really need to reweld my recievers I just picked up a second kit from AOA and now I have to vz.61 kits to finish now
>>65610139>sorry bro you're going to be widower soonwait wat
Are lentils good
>>65609786Oh god is she one of those rape dophine?!
>>65609549>>65609571>you will never claim Kay and El as your two wives (bisexuals)it's over
>>65609739The board went down after a internet wise security issue that also made a bunch of other places go down.>>65609786I will not tolerate the slander of blondes any further. Your waifu is shit and isn't even blue-eyed, either.
>>65610166No; they're great.
>>65610166I ate mostly green lentils and white rice for a few months. They are good.
>>65610203red hair green eyes>>>>>>>blonde hair blue eyes.>Your waifu is shit and isn't even blue-eyed, either.neither is Garand dumbass.
>>65607401The steak I have eaten so far were honestly often disappointing. So I might actually take a burger instead if it's some dumb hipster shit>The Smoke & BrambleDry-aged grass-fed beef, melted clothbound cheddar, peppery wild arugula, and shaved fennel on a toasted sprouted spelt bun. Finished with a house-made blackberry-serrano gastrique and smoked garlic-rosemary aioli. Sophisticated, earthy, and sweet with a sharp, creeping heat.Vs ok steak in do better at home and boring fires
>>65610166They’re tasty and I don’t eat them enough
>>65610379I never said garand was the supreme waifu, but blonde + green eyes is superior is red hair + green eyes. Blue eyes + red hair is superior to both and blonde hair + blue eyes is the top.
>>65610426in fact dark hair + blue eyes is superior to both blonde and red hair with green.
>>65610434>>65610426Pink hair with red eyes are in fact superior to all of them. Choosen tribe ftw!!
>>65610114The Gray suit should be chainmail &or jeans to be typical German>>65608657 It's a great as unless of course you into jiggling fat. But everyone can have his own preference. The twerking butt is just not for me. ( Second issue I need fit sporty girls because I do fit sporty thing so getting chaffing in the first 15 mins is bad)
hey SS it's not a lesbian love affair, it's a Special Military Relationship.
>>65609739Preparing for my Grandpa's funeral.
>>65610504they're all preparing for your Grandpa's funeral?
>>65610530You mean you aren't?Pretty heartless of you anon..
I'm officially an unc (26 today) Should I FINALLY buy my clone 416 lower, or perhaps a new handgun
>>65610560welcome to be big 26 fellow zoomerhow's the hairline doing?
>>65610566Still nice and thick. It shall remain so until March, when I ship to bootcamp and kiss it goodbye
>>65610489SS is so lucky, he gets a hot wife and her girlfriend
>>65609417Snuggling with AK-15 by the hearth on a cold day..
>>65610560happy birthday, anon
>>65610694>tfw you will never sit in front of the fireplace next to AK-15 with a heavy blanket draped over both of you>your kids will never run around playing with their Christmas gifts>you will never take a sip of hot cocoa and enjoy spending time with your beautiful family
>>65610588>bootcamp at 26certainly far from the worstare you going in because the job market is fucked and you have no skills? (which is perfectly fine btw, way better than being a guy that literally never learns to do anything valuable)
>>65610588What branch and what MOS? Please don't say marines.
Finally hit 1 plate bench press, guys. Hope I can keep it up and get hit 2 plate one day.
>come back to thread>no new images of pregnant womenDISSAPOINTED!
>>65610735
>>65611044Good job anon, keep it up!
>>65611155checked but three WHAT
>>65610560Happy birthday, old man. Take advice from a grumpy 28 year old and don’t get any older
>>65610489>lesbian love affairSS is into that shit, anon. Dont threaten him with a good time.
>>65610588>ship to bootcampHave you visit /meg/??
>>65611044Based. Keep it up, bro. And be safe obviously
>>65611155>>65611167Thanks guys, I'm trying not to be a skeleton anymore.
>>65610560Welcome to the old man club, my advice as a level 2 wizard, you're only as old as the current year minus the year of your birth.
>>65610560Happy BirthdayCongratulations!Happy BirthdayWith Salutations!Happy BirthdayMay your sky stay blue!Happy Birthday to You!sunsetanon can you please make a webm of that
>>65610560Question.Are you still a virgin? Why, you ask?The wizard tower is looking for a new member.
>>65611191>level 2 wizardIs this just another way of saying you're a 32 year old wizard?
>>65611217>The wizard tower is looking for a new member.Not that anon, but I'm 26 and I'm most likely going to join you guys soon.
>>65611222Yes
Due to their short range and limited capacity, the shotgunner is by nature a cautious ambush predator, often preferring to hide themselves in dens and high density foliage and waiting for their prey to come to them. When potentially pray wanders too close to the shotgunners concealed position the shotgun will begin firing blasts of rapidly spreading clusters of projectiles at the prey, relying less on precise strikes to vulnerable areas like other predators and merely trying to inflict as much damage to their prey as possible to dispatch them. Bizarrely, some shotgunners, for reasons that have yet to be determined, will actively choose to attack their prey with a less lethal projectile blast consisting of pellets too small to cause anything more than superficial damage when defending their dens, this is often accompanied by rapid unnecessary pumping, more research is required to understand this paradoxal behavior, but some biologists propose this to be a form of ineffective warning signal against other predators like a less effective rattlesnakes rattle, while others have proposed a theory that some shotgunners suffer from an affliction known as "fuddloreus," a condition that has been observed in various predators that causes a wide variety of nonsensical behaviors.
>>65610489>>65610693>>65611161SS's wife and his wife's girlfriend.
>>65611306>his wife's girlfriendDoes that mean, SS can bang her too or is it exclusive for S??
>>65611319he sits in the corner jerking off while lee fucks the shit out of springy
I can’t tell if this is just SS doing some weird fetishistic false flagging or if people really are just that obsessed with him
Are field medics /k/ approved, /ak/?
>>65611350>or if people really are just that obsessed with himThe guy is obsessed with yuri NTR, not SS. He just happens to tango with him because there seems to be quite a bit of art of springfield and enfield together. You also have the group of enfield auntie posters doing stuff which he may be a part of
>>65611354>Are field medics /k/ approved, /ak/?If it is colphne then, yes. Than little tin succuby can suck me dry...
>>65611354yeah
>>65611421Are those flip-flops combat-approved?
>>65611432*Shower shoes
>>65611432They are
You guys ever wake up in the middle of the night from crying in your sleep?
>>65611455Sometimes
>>65611432You fight what you wear when shit happens. Simple as pie.
>>65611465but pie isn't simple at all.
>>65611474Neither is fighting your own shitty footwear, so there you go.
>>65611487um
I'm curious if you could somehow get around every four sanitation law in the US and open the infamous "breast milk" Cafe that employs only lactating baristas who squeeze milk straight from their tit into the coffee right in front of the client's, how successful would it be? I imagine very.
>>65611564Nobody likes used goods, anon. Do it in the privacy of your own home, with your own wife, having your own child in her womb. Oh wait! YOU DON’T HAVE ONE!
>>65611421She's stealing his blood.
What does HOT LESBIAN SEX smell like?
>>65611564HIV and other diseases can spread through breast milk, so that's a no from me.
>>65611623as long as you don't get milk from single moms you'll be fine then
>>65611623Just make STD screenings a requirement to get the job, easy peazy
>>65610693More like a hotwife with a girlfriend
>>65611628>after being tested and hired one of the waitresses decides to spend a night with tyrone>exposes hundreds of customers to AIDSYou would need daily std tests which just isnt realistic, using pre squeezed and tested breast milk is the only feasible way to make this work.
>>65606973parts kits are literally sub $150
>>65611627Realistically, a normal and well-adjusted woman isn't going to let randos drink her breast milk, so single moms are going to be the vast majority of the supply.
>>65611652If randos would pay you $20 to spit in their coffee, you'd probably do it
>>65611652>single momsBLEGH
>>65611673Yeah, I would, but a quick spit is entirely different from pulling out your breasts and squeezing breast milk into coffee in full view of strangers.
>>65611680Okay, imagine there was a lemonade shop that payed you $20 every time a client requested you piss in a cup in front of them, you'd still probably do it
>>65611455I’ve been waking up at night a lot recently, but not from crying
>>65611564not much. you’d be surprised at how few people would actually be on board with it, both women and men alike
>>65611686I don't want gay guys leering at me peeing into a cup.
>>65611686My weiner is small :(
>>65611721Hey, if some dudes are turned on by small tits, I'm sure there's a tiny minority of people turned on by small dicks (a small percentage of them might even be women)
>>65611721How small are we talking? I'm tired of fakers acting like 6 inches is small.
>>65611746And as I aside, I saw a pregnant woman who had a BMI of around 60. Someone out there is walking around with a snake...
>>65611755How could you tell she was pregnant?
>>65611746Under maybe 2.5in soft and like 5 hard. I have hit cervixes though somehow.
>>656117635 inches is average anon, small is like 4"
>>65611686nahmaybe $45ish
>>65611758That's a great question. You couldn't tell based on sight alone. I only knew because of a positive pregnancy test. >>65611763Dude, you're average. I knew you were a fake.
>>65611772It feels pretty small soft. I'm definitely not confident in enough to pull out in front of someone I'm not banging.
>>65611775>It feels pretty small soft.Dude, most people are small when they're soft. You're called a 'grower'. >I'm definitely not confident in enough to pull out in front of someone I'm not banging.Have other men seen your penis before?
>>65611779I was around other naked dudes at my hotel sento and an onsen plenty of times, nothing to worry about. No one really cared about my soft gaijin cock
what am I reading right now
>>65611821Okay, then you should know that you have an average-sized penis if you've been around other naked dudes.
You all need to hit 40, then you'll acquire the Oji-san power of not giving a fuck who sees you naked.
>>65611852Dude, I actually have a small penis and I'm walking around naked at the gym. I accepted that having a small penis is just who I am.
>>65611852I already do that in my 20's, and I still look like that too.
>>65611852Sorry, I got molested and have a history of being athletic, so I am very body conscious in bad way and probably always will be.
What do dorks talk about all day?
>>65611929minecraftanimal crossinganime
>>65611929Their small dicks apparently
>>65611421You wouldn't make Glowie cry, would you?
>>65611929dick
If, for any reason, you need to momentarily disable your dork, simply kiss her on the forehead and say "love you" with a headpat, this will render her completely unresponsive for a few moments. Be aware though, overuse of this technique can dull it's effects over time.
Benis :DDDD
Everytime I finally feel like I can relate to you niggas, one of you has to casually mention the fact you’ve had sex multiple times
>>65611564as much as I want to say it would work, I doubt it would in practice, even ignroing the things the other anons stated actually trying to find the right canidates would be a logistical nightmare, followed by then ensuring they stay lactating (it is possible outside of getting them pregnant you just need to suckle enough but that then requires having said ladies being willing to get constantly nip suckled by any means) there is probably some other shit but you get the idea that trying to find the very specialized staff would be a nightmare if you want to make it a viable business, god help you if you want to make it a business beyond a select few areas
>>65612221I've never had sex.. I've never held hands either
What is /ak/ equivalent to Barghest size girl?
>>65612251>midnight overthinking.I do this, one time in the middle of the night I was looking at churches in Greece and Eastern Europe to see where I wanted to take my wife for our honeymoon, except she isn't my wife and I'm not even dating her yet.
>>65612227They can just suckle each other!
>>65612293as hot as that would be, sadly most women aren't actually bisexual who would happily suckle each other to induce lactation, then have me suckle on them to drink their milk
>>65611852I stopped caring about hanging wang in the Army. Its been very liberating.
>>65612221It feels good but dont get too hung up on it, its overrated and having sex wont solar anything wrong with you, if anything
>>65612344I disagree. It can be life changing.
>>65612348Was it life changing for you?
>>65612251barghest is wife material, wonder if there is way for her to conquer and slay the inner demon inside of her...
>>65612357Yes
>>65612221I didn’t even have sex until I was 21 and didn’t have sex like I do now until I was almost 29. I do genuinely wish there was less of a knee jerk contrarian reaction to the idea of having a decent sex life on here. Sex in a relationship gives me a sense of satisfaction and happiness that sticks around for a while
>>65612368Well good for you, I had sex and I was still depressed until I finally fell in love and had love sex
>>65612357>PicrelWhy the fuck would you larp as an operatoor while wearing jean shorts? There is no tactical advantages of wearing that shit. Except they are easy to move around in, i guess.
>>65612344Will it lunar?
>>65612371No one here has a problem with sex in a relationship Yukari and you know that, they mock you for kissing strippers and trying to get girlfriends on fetish subreddits.
>>65612371Wow, Al-Bukhari. That’s a surprisingly mature and comforting statement you made… FOR A FLOOZY KISSER.
>>65612383>they mock you for kissing strippersWhat would compel someone to even kiss a stripper? The herpes...
>>65612374Well, I had sex I tried to say no to first and then later had sex I said yes to, so I double dipped on the change of perspective.
>>65612391Strippers are often surprisingly nice people
>>65612397>Strippers are often surprisingly nice peopleI think that's because they want your money.
>>65612399You can just chat with them without paying. They're often pleasant and like men and conversation. I doubt they'd be up to the job if they weren't.
>>65612371
>>65612402Okay. Could you please tell me what your "process" is like when you go to a strip club? What should I expect as someone who's never been to a strip club? Any tips for first-timers and beginners? Please be as detailed as possible. I remember I had a friend of mine in high school try to persuade me to go to a strip club with him, but I said no every time. He even brought coupons of the strip club to school to show off. I kind of wish I went to with him just once.
>>65612371I love how you humble brag about having sex with literal prostitutes
>>65612402>>65612408>going to strip clubs>not paying escorts
>>65612408If you want to just talk to a nice pretty lady, go on a dead night, like a Wednesday or something, or just early in the night on Saturday or whatever and get a drink, be shameless about looking (it's what you're there for), and let them come to you. They're trying to get your money. Oftentimes, they'll spot a potential customer by seeing that you're enjoying yourself. This is when you get what you want. They're going to try to get you to buy a lapdance. Make them work for it. If you're smart, you can bait them into a more interesting conversation. Make them chat about something more interesting. Don't overdo it. They are still on the clock.
>>65612391Nothing compelled me. I was talking to one of the other dancers while drinking through 3-4 songs and all of a sudden my bar stool swung around and this woman in her late 30s is crawling into my lap and then our faces were about a quarter inch apart. Gods honest truth nothing but alcohol and the feeling of her breath on my lips. >>65612397When I went for my 28th birthday there was a nerdy black girl I spent a long time talking to about fruits grisai I think before I sucked face with the other chick>>65612408You can walk into one and just start slow with a drink. The music is often bone-shakingly loud so thin earplugs in your pocket is not unwise. If you are not a middle aged balding dude with creepy vibes and excessive handsyness you might be shocked by how well received you are. The aggressive ones will want a private dance right away and may go so far as to grab your dick. I talked a lot my first visit. You may find it really helps you if the girl you’re talking to has things to say as opposed to seeing one who is constantly watching the clock.
>>65612424>Go to strip club>Don't pay for anything, just start conversations with strippers trying to convince you to pay for in person porn like a retard>Try to keep conversations going as long as possible so they're actively losing money thanks to you>See how long you can keep this up until they kick you outNow that sounds kinda fun actually
>>65607572>>65607916First time visiting /k/ in a while and there’s preggoposting happening, based af
>>65606881So what do you think about the massive upset in Serbian politics? The right wing has been completely swept from power by the student left, and Serbia is rapidly becoming more far left than the most far left EU nation. Vucic is mostly at fault because of his retarded corruption and letting the train station collapse on all those people, but what's happened has happened.
>>65612406rare sundome reaction image
>>65612494Just at a quick glance, they seem lefty but still anti migrant, so good on them for wanting to invest in the people without selling them out, unless I read the articles wrong
>>65612502Its a banner too
>>65612378Dorks have no fashion sense
>>65610356>>65610368>>65610425Hmm. I suppose I'll try them then.
>>65612066>Be aware though, overuse of this technique can dull it's effects over time.Unfortunate. Is that the only technique there is?
>>65612066Any technique to stole someone else dork?
>>65612445Just Springfield
>>65612658Duck im doing it aguan
>>65612659>Muh jews!!But, schizo anon. You are christian. That means you are worshiping jewsih GOD.
>>65612514I was more wondering what our resident Serbaboo thinks.
>>65612662except they don't, Christians worship the Holy Trinity while jews worship a single person god.
>>65612039This is fake, everyone knows Marisa only owns guns in 5.7x28.
>>65612667>the Holy TrinityOne of the holy trinity is the god of israel.
>>65612747retard
Miku Monday!
>>65612673Everyone knows Marisa owns whatever gun she can find in the Scarlet Devil Mansion that isn't locked up, and half the ones that are. Their current owners just don't realize it yet.
>>65612939Bitches love anti-tank rifles.
>>65612747Believe it or not, that's not how the Holy Trinity works.
>>65612939>A fucking Lahti L39Miku kills commies? Hell yeah!
>>65612664Huh, his last post here was Saturday>>65607401maybe he got drunk or offed himself from griefbut that's just wishful thinking...
>>65612939
>>65613257I am of the opinion that Brazil needs to be turned into a parking lot.
>>65613265I am of the opinion that if South America could rid itself of the corruption and cartels, it would be the equivalent of Goku taking off his training weights
>>65613268Same for Mexico, they got fucktons of oil and ideal farming weather, if they actually got their shit together they'd be an economic power house. The Americas in general are just super OP when it comes to natural resources.
>>65613265>>65613268i am of the opinion that the spics ruined the americas, and that they should be systematically exterminated and replaced with pure-blooded indios.
Quick, /k/ommandostan has become a real place, how do we ensure our women are actually based anime-tier tomboys instead of falling to the same degradation as most western women?
>>65612445Every red-blooded man should be excited by the sight of their wife carrying their child
>>65613331Sharia law.
>>65613331>/k/ommandostan has become a real placethat means all my wives area dolls and will remain loyal and loving forever
>>65613331no birth control of any kind and no abortions
>>65613331By introducing them to accountability and responsibility. Second, girls are naturally opposed to loud scary noises and flashing lights. I recommend you start them off with airguns, but make peace with the fact they might never get into actual firearms. ......Get an airgun!
>your bodyguard-gf AK-15 will never burst in to your bedroom, almost ripping the door of its hinges as she enters>she will never tell you in a stern flat tone that from now on you will workout with her >she has already created a optimal schedule and dietary plan for you and she expects you to follow it>you will never workout almost every day with AK-15 and cuddle on rest days, AK-15 using you as a bodypillow no matter how warm or sweaty you get>you will never spend every evening pumping iron with AK-15 as your spotter, her cleavage sweat dripping on your face as she pushes you on to new gains>you will never experience thisWhy even live
>>656133310 enfranchisement for women. Also they should be legally required to do things like be nice
>>65613356What if she trips and falls backwards
>>65613356>Get an airgun!No
>>65613357
>>65613368God I love tall women
>>65613370Especially really COOL and SEXY ones
>>65613359>Leading her tripNah she's strong but if you're that worried then you carry your baby! >>65613366Would you get one if it was a man-stopper?
>>65613356FAT BABY
What happens if you put too many dorks in one room?
>>65613417Never EVER and I mean EVER allow dorks to congregate in large numbers. Conversations will at first start out talking about guns and gun accessories but will quickly shift to them giving each other poor fashion advice and dating tips which only makes them even dorkier.
>>65613357this but
>>65613437>>65613437>>65613437This will be an unpopular opinion but>tramp stamp tattoo = kinda sex>womb tattoo = very sex>tramp stamp and womb tattoo in matching styles = extremely sex
>>65613437>several hundred pound combat android sitting on your pelvisowie
>>65613417females in suits, extreme erotic levels are being achieved
>>65613395What if it was a man topper?
>>65612664He stabs his walls with a bayonet to "check its sharpness". I doubt he keeps up with Balkan politics, or anything Serbian besides 90s war turbofolk.
>>65613512Hell yeah
I want a cute violent war criminal slav woman to rape me at gunpoint and marry me and then we make a big happy family together
>>65613270>>65613257Where the fuck is Spanish miku? The won the championship so they get her now.
>>65613331Mandatory floggings and hard labor for any woman that steps out of line
>>65613417sex
>>65613524
>>65611676Thats all I ever got matched with
>>65613505rude, RPK isn't that heavy, and I bet she is soft as hell
>>65613535Wtf are those shirt collars, is this shit ai?
>>65613540Her body is probably all nice and soft, but the skeleton and internals are probably heavy as fuck. Like 2B
>>65613540>sheIt is a clanker, it is not soft.DEFY dolls were purpose built, not repurposed from other tasks.
>>65612494>>65612664From what I know about the Serbian protests and whatnot, their government being pretty corrupt and the whole station collapse is pretty reasonable to protest about, and they're also not "protesting" like here during the BLM riots and France multiple times. I don't know everything about Serbian politics, but in general they're not being flooded with immigrants and they're not anti-gun so, Serbia is fine I guess. Also the same group that made the Kosovo Je Srbija rap also made a song talking shit on Vucic and the Serbian government, so Serbs in general probably don't like him/the current administration.>>65613255The problems continue. Literally as I was typing up shit about burgers more up ITT they knocked on my door like the Gestapo to check my ass again. They have to do a fucking interview with me sometime.
>>65613540Nah man those thighs are thick as fuck. God imagine her legs resting on your lap keeping you planted on the couch
>>65613331Death penalty for cheating
>>65613625Man why can’t both parties just be broadly anti-immigration these days like Serbia? Shouldn’t take voting Republican just to (even rhetorically) stop the influx of migrants and protect domestic labor
>>65613437I need this but actually it probably be kinda annoying to workout like that. I got so annoyed by other people in the gym I got my own.
>>65613357AK-15 is based. This is based
Alright, we gotta post 16 more images. Let's do this.
Just picked up a Remington P14.
how do i get good at fictional gun design...
>>65613647Imagine how soft they are...
What are some healthy but good meals that DONT involve *eets or c*bbage
>>65613899If you mean good as in looking cool regardless of realism I don't know. But if you want realistic gun designs then you could just combine elements of real guns. A cool handguard here, a cool grip there, etc etc. Then you just need some taste and a basic understanding of what goes where and why. Sites like modernfirearms.net, or the forgotten weapons subreddit are good places to find weird obscure shit.
>>65614012Pretty gun
oh mybump limit before image limitvery proud of you guys
>>65613899Think of a real gun, and take away reason and accountability
>>65613899Take a real gun and then slap a bunch of shit onto it until it looks cool, works in the movies
>>65614077Surely we get some kind of reward for doing this...
>>65614094the reward is that the next season of Fortnite is another mega anime season>One Piece>Miku and TETO (very important) getting skins>probably a bunch of other anime stuffit's gonna be so fun
>>65613530there is a spanish_miku tag on danbooru but it doesn't have many pictures with weapons
>>65614111Oh.. Man I can't even remember the last time I played fortnite.
>>65614125the last time for me was the godzilla season I thinkwhen they added Mikunow they're adding more Miku (and Teto) so I will play it again
>>65614129>kills viewer.jpgWait wha-
>>65613685>why can’t both parties just be broadly anti-immigration these days like Serbia?Serbs, and the other Ex-Yugoslavs, are very conservative. On the wikivoyage page about travelling to Serbia it says>There is also widespread intolerance towards LGBTQ people, even in the most cosmopolitan capital, Belgrade; one should avoid public displays of affection, as such actions are almost always met with glares, verbal and/or physical violence.Like these guys probably don't like immigrants either, and that's reflected in the demographic estimates which straight up doesn't list non-whites except for Gypsies.
>>65614181>>65614176>>65614172mmmmmm kino
>>65614331>>65614331>>65614331>>65614331>>65614331>>65614331Oops I dropped my Magnum Thread for my monster Dong...errr...robot
