Previous:>>65606881>Reached bump and image limithttps://github.com/rcc11/4chan-sounds-player>The superb sound sound playerThe Gargantuan Iron On Her Hip Edition
>>65614331it's almost tuesday you fucking nigger
>>65614331Six bullets... More than enough
>>65614349Titty Tuesday it is then!¡Arriba España!
Speaking of revolvers, this happened today with a libertarian politician in my state (NC)https://x.com/JohnWakefieId/status/2114736628576989546?s=20lmao
Next thread must be spooky or else.
I love my .357
>>65614433If you love it so much then why don't you marry it?! Hahahahahahaha
>>65614474nta but I do consider kissing it sometimes.
>>65614478...oh
My adorable fox wife Leva. >>65614478Unrelated but when I got my first handgun, a P30, I could physically not let go of it. I’d literally grab it and just lay in bed while browsing youtube on my phone. I loved just touching it for literally no reason
There are gunFUCKERS IN THIS THREAD
>tfw when leaf>Will never own a snubbyfeels bad mang
>>65614478L-LEWD. AS IF H*LDING YOUR GUN WASNT ENOUGH YOU SICK BASTARD
Should I go to the doctor if I find myself contemplating a Taurus Judge?
Make sure to eat a good solid serving of fresh leafy greens and root vegetables every day /k/, I recommend cabbage, beets, potatoes, and carrots!
>>65614705Crap, I forgot to steam tomorrow's lunch vegetables.
>>65614705Add in broccoli, asparagus, brussel sprouts, also parsnips and turnips!I'm convinced the biggest problem with society is the only root vegetable people eat on a regular basis in modern society is the potato.
>>65614705>cabbageblegh>beetsBLEGH>potatoesYes >carrotsI'll give them a chance
>>65614770you WILL eat the beets.
>>65614779Pickled beets are a guilty pleasure of mine.
>>65614779THEY TASTE LIKE FUCKING DIRT
>>65614780how about eggs pickled with beets?>>65614781Once I capture you and forcefeed you borsch you'll understand how wrong you are
>>65614770>>65614781Beets are non-negotiable, you VILL pee red!
>>65614779I beat you like a slavic wife
>>65614782>>65614783REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Beets are like carrot-tier they're not even that bad.
>>65614782I have never tried them.
>>65614696Nope go buy it buddy
>>65614784Your pathetic domestic abuse cannot harm me, as you are malnourished and lack the strength only a kvas and borsch diet can provide.>>65614793Side tangent but the history of beets is genuinely fascinating. It's probably the most successful instance of intentional human modification of a plant, ever. The sugar beet started at a sugar percentage of around 1%. The Germans began selectively breeding them in the 1700s, to intentionally increase sugar content for sugar production. By 1800 they were around 5% sugar content. It took a while to become viable, but by 1840 5% of the global sugar trade was sourced from beet sugar. Then by 1880 it accounted for half of all sugar in the world. They started with beets that were around 1% sugar by weight, and now today our sugar beets are around 20% sugar. Most crops took thousands of years of human cultivation to change substantially, it took some German autists a century.If you were to dump the modern sugar beet into medieval Europe, it would completely and totally upend everything about medieval people's calorie availability. It would probably have similar effects to the introduction of the potato
>>65614802>German autists
>>65614696PLATE CARRIER SIDE BOOB SEXOOO
anyone else feel something after ironlily yandereposting earlier today i feel like i got a drop of water after wandering 10 years through a desert
>>65614705I don't think anywhere actually sells beets where I live.I pretty much subsist on beans for about half the week and salmon, veggie noodles, mushrooms, spring rolls, crab rangoon, and egg drop soup the other half. Sometimes I work in some chicken, I've been avoiding beef and pork for the most part.
>>65614813Need
>>65614821Where do you live
For me, it’s the electric sniper that takes all of tokyo’s power grid in Evangelion
>>65614828Deep south, admittedly I haven't specifically looked for them but I don't recall seeing them that commonly.
ahem, TALL PATRIOT MOMMY WITH HUGE BOOBA! that is all.
>>65614813>>65614825ironlily needs to post more lewds
>>65614888he should draw more tall women with huge booba lalso (the finest mind of our generation)based trips.
>>65614886>>65614894Didn't you just wake up schizo?
>>65614919yeah I woke up at your moms house.
>>65614922>Your moms houseNursing home?
>>65614936WHAT PART OF OLDER WOMAN ENJOYER DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND!? SPRINGFIELD IS 123 YEARS OLD!
>>65614331Imagine being a gunsmith for Patlobar sized revolvers.
>>65614888he posts plenty as isI assume you're already aware of his NSFW twitter account
>>65614813I dunno if I’m just stupid or something but I haven’t noticed any AIslop on my timeline. What I HAVE noticed is like a dozen tweets with the exact same “replacing 4 AIslop posts on your timeline with my art” message. Sometimes artists feel more like AI than actual AI
>>65614837that was the only good episode
>>65614837>>65615076The Holy Geometry will remember this
>>65615076>>65615172Unironically it is. It felt so “real” compared to the other episodes. Every other episode is either Shinji or Asuka or Misato or Rei staring into a mirror for 20 minutes or some Angel showing up and the crew pulling some goofy solution out of their asses. But the holy glass pyramid episode felt much more involved. They had to consider the logistics of rerouting the entirety of Japan’s power grid into one modified sniper rifle. They had to call a bunch of different people to get approval from them, some of whom were out golfing. They had to ASSEMBLE the fucking rerouted grid. All while this eerie floating pyramid was &@9Yx8p/02-ing the city. Great episode
Uma rape is canonical
>>65615224Do you think that cowgirl Uma points her revolver at you and tells you “drop those pants, mister” in a thick hussy accent?
>>65615240Probably not. Sounds like umas only used to do it in ancient times before becoming integrated in human society.
>>65614382>i've got six shots and the high ground.certified lolbert /k/ino
>>65615240>thick hossie accentFIFY no need to thank me.
>>65608548late but fictional guns (anime or otherwise) require a certain kind of autism from their creator to actually understand how guns work and want to make their design seem functional; the absence of this is how you get bethesda-tier abominations where they just cargo cult different parts of real guns with no consideration how they work, cover every surface of this already incoherent mess in greebles, and call it a day
>>65614382Didn't this start because he tried to meet up with a minor?
>>65614382All lolbertarians are mentally unhinged
>>65615453Sounds like he just had a bad time at the fair
>>65615224hot
>>65615224
>>65615573But Super Creek sama, what if they have a puppy and candy in their van?
>>65615579Just say you wanna be raped
>>65615294>Certain kind of Autism from their creatorOh hell yeah, and I love seeing how they would style their guns, but I also love seeing those abominations too. Like if you read The Promise Neverland. It had some absolute monstrosities of guns that were fun.
my posts were seen i have to go into hiding goodbye
>>65614963Imagine being the guy who does the Labor size shotguns. It would be one hell of a niche to work on.
Its Teto Tuesday : )https://youtu.be/KwniaGoYz8Ehttps://youtu.be/FaicP-Ucrzw
>>65614331 >>65614963 >>65615814 the bookkeeping on those guns apparently sucks real bad
As Halloween approaches I would like to give a friendly reminder to everyone to please prepare your home with defenses in advance for the potential monster girls that may come lurking about
>>65614963>>65615814what if they just put a regular gunsmith in a mech suit so it's the same job but scaled up
I would like to inform all monster women that none of my locks work and I dont have any home cameras.
>>65614609>using a fucking .38/200 Mk.IV profile for the Mk.VI
>>65616087 isn't cat pussy also barbed
>>65616132What could possibly have given you the impression that a cat cares how YOU feel?
>>65616139oh no...
>>65615758Leonie needs be undressed, show the world her beauty.
>got a week ban from BF6 EA is so retarded. Guess that gives me a reason to grind multi-player in AC8
>>65616363I just lost
>>65616363>he plays BF games after 4
>>656163781 was cool. Haven't touched any after that
For those of you who have vision problems, I highly recommend lasik
>>65615836thanks for the new songs, homieTeto in fortnite means Teto songs for Festival>monkeys paw curls and it's Bird Brain and nothing else
>>65616389Im glad it worked for you, but im gonna pass. I dont have the money to go to the top eye surgeons like tiger woods did, and thats all who i would trust doing lasik, prk, etc etc on me.
>>65616405I paid $2100 after insurance and HSA, I'm mad at myself for not doing it earlier
I had corn chips, caviar on toast and an apple for dinner, AMA.
>>65616417you're going to have the nastiest farts
>>65616407Like I said, unless the doc is the best in the world, I aint chancing it. I love trap shooting too much to risk dry eyes or blooming.
>>65616389>>65616407there's always huge risk for doing those type of eye surgeries, it's like toss off coin flip if it works or gets worse like being blind permanently.
>>65616389I'm poor and dont have insurance man
>>65616459>they're taking healthcare away in jan 1stgrim and evil
>>65616378>Playing BF after Bad Company 2I seriously hope you zoomers didn't do this.Semi-ironic cloud yelling aside, BF3's insistence on opening my web browser when I wanted to play online really rubbed me the wrong way and I never could get back into the games after that. I was a huge fan until then.
>>65616389Hard pass. I don’t wanna be blind in ten years, I’ll just stick to being near sighted
>>65616462A beautiful way to start off the new year :)
>>65616389There is nothing wrong with being a binoclard.
>>65616405>>65616441>>65616480Just look it up instead of repeating nonsense, major complications are incredibly rare in the developed world. You might need a correction later on, when my brother got it the place guaranteed unlimited free ones.
>>65616552>it’s okay if they botch your eyes bro they can just botch them again until they get it right Nah
Has anyone ever made or eaten miso soup? It looks pretty good... Honestly I'm just craving some kind of soup right now
>>65616617>madeyeah once or twice, but I dont think I used enough misoalso you definitely need to have yellow or red misowhite miso is too bland>eatendozens if not hundreds of timesmiso should be added to all sorts of soupschicken noodle soup just gets better and yummier from throwing in some miso
>>65614705I don't eat any fruits or vegetables at all. I just rely on multivitamins to cover for them. I rarely go outside either, so I even have a Vitamin D supplement to cover for that.
https://youtu.be/pzgVFwDwt0Y>>65616369Godamnit I also just lost The Game because of you>>65616417Ossetra?
What 80s-90s anime does /ak/ recommend?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bEzVxuXBBw
>>65616801LotGH.Monster was written in the 90s, the anime was from the 00s but it had some nice gunshttps://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Monster_(TV_Series)
>>65616619>chicken noodle soupFuck I want some so bad. Chicken gnocchi soup is looking amazing too and I've never even had it.. I'm so hungry right now
>>65616459>Dead Pink devilWhy are you posting her?Also weapons?
>>65616801Does it have to be /k/ related?
>>65616389Similar to other anons I'm also poor and lack insurance because everything is getting visibly worse as each year passes.But my dad also got eye surgery and it scares me away from the idea. I know his was done a long time ago, but he's had many severe issues with his fucking retinas detaching and requiring serious medical intervention so he doesn't lose his eyes.I don't really like being seen wearing my glasses in public so I think I'm just gonna look into getting some prescription shades for when I go outside. Any idea on what frames I should get for that? I was just thinking aviators.
>>65616855What ever you do dont get transition lenses. They look dorky and nerdy.
>>65616617Highly recommend it as a morning dish. Super easy to make
>>65616865I-I have transition lenses.. and I think they're pretty neat and handy when the sun is out in full force. I will say that I sorta miss just seeing everything as it is instead of having a tint over it but then again you don't even notice it. Or well you do at first but the more you wear them the less you notice them transitioning, its kinda weird. >>65616855>I don't really like being seen wearing my glasses in publicWhy? Post glasses. >Any idea on what frames I should get for that? I was just thinking aviators.Probably yeah.
My /k/ anime recommendations are the Desert Rose OVA and Spriggan: https://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Desert_Rose:_The_Snow_Apocalypsehttps://www.imfdb.org/wiki/Spriggan_(1998)
>>65616903>SprigganI really need to watch that
>>65616890I'll certainly look into trying to make it. I see that on amazon they're selling a 2.2 pound red miso paste container thats $11.80. im assuming thats a good deal cause it seems you only use a tablespoon or two when making the soup so that should go pretty far. Bit lost on the dashi though
>>65614331>human scale weapons on mechsIs it just me or does this just seem jarring? A revolver would be absolutely horrible as a mech scale weapon, the gas leakage and pure mechanical force provided by a single digit would be crippling to design around. Western mecha is far better at realism as their mechs use installed weapons that have their ammo fully loaded or fed from mechanisms.
>>65616132No. The male "barbs" are exactly like their tongues, made to remove material "other competitors sperm" from the vaginal canal of a female cat. They are made from keratin, which is the same material your fingernails are made from. Humans actually have a feature to remove competitive sperm, the "ridge" or corona scrapes the vagina (also providing stimulation to the female which serves it's own purpose) clean. Many other animals have mechanisms to either remove others sperm, or ensure their sperm is uncontested.
>>65616462Good. Maybe stop forcing people to pay for your fucking disgusting body. Weird how "healthcare" wasn't a issue before Obongo got involved.
>get phone call>flagged as potential spam>pick up and it's some pajeet saying he's with some political organization doing a survey on what issues people are voting on in the midterms>lists off a bunch of generic issues>say "Guns. I want machine-guns, rocket launchers and bombs to be legal. That's it, that's all I care about".>get a moment of silence before he says "okay, so-">cut him off and say "That's the only question I'm going to answer, see ya" and hang upthat was fun. hopefully they take me off the calling/texting list now.
>>65617034>Good. Maybe stop forcing people to pay for your fucking disgusting body.>anon assumes the state my body >not thinking that people when they get older, they tend get more health problems or trying find job in shitty job market with no jobs Bravo anon, you sure showed me.>Weird how "healthcare" wasn't a issue before Obongo got involved.Yeah anon, lets take away people's healthcare and let them die because we're demons who enjoy suffering of poor or struggling people.
>>65617034>Weird how "healthcare" wasn't a issue before Obongo got involved.Underage ban when?
>>65616891It's not really about my lenses, I just don't really like how I look wearing glasses in general. I don't think they make me look like a serial killer or anything, pretty sure these are fairly normalish. I just don't like being seen wearing clear-lens glasses.I probably need some prescription sunglasses anyway, those clip-on shades suck dick.
>>65617065I think you should get or try on some new frames and see how you feel then. Maybe something like pic rel. They don't make you look like a serial killer but imo I always thought those kind looked rather unappealing. Anyone else wanna chime in on this? >I probably need some prescription sunglasses anyway, those clip-on shades suck dick.Agreed and It'd be cool to have. I say go for it but while you're at it please consider new frames
