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Man, I love tits.
Halloween is in 2 more days. I urge everyone here to please barricade your home or place of residence while you can and be on full alert for wandering monster girls when the day arrives.
>>65620626IS THAT A FAMAS?!?
Its Teto Thursday!https://youtu.be/zZgUHzp0NlY
>>65620632For once, it actually is.
>>65620612oh yeah it's scary waifu season
>>65620612>You vs the girl he tells you not to worry about
I got a white pumpkin this year, it's pretty neat, probably gonna carve it tomorrow.
>>65620626I havent seen trick or treaters in ten years
>>65620612reeeeee the top lever should be straight when the action is closed reeeeeeeeee
>>65620700Hell yeah!
>>65620721I had a worn out stevens 311 that was almost at that angle when locked
>>65620700I can fix her
>>65620737Gross dude. Did you buy it like that?
I have the retarded urge to edc my makarov. Anyone have holster recommendations that aren't garbage, or do I have to make my own?
>>65620750It was my dads, been like that for as long as I can rememberI mean lockup is tite so it never bothered me for years until somebody told me it wasnt supposed to be like that
Does anyone else hear... Rattling?
>>65620816Baka you’re just hearing things
>>65620816No, just my tinnitus.
>>65620612I typed out a whole greentxt about this but realized how stupid it all is. Anyways just imagine having a scarecrow that you handcrafted in a desperate attempt to deter birds from disturbing your garden only for it to become alive on halloween night. So basically >you hear a tap on your door and as you go to step outside thinking its a trick or treater you're greeted by a tall busty scarecrow >Strangely enough it actually kinda looks like the one you made but modified to appear way more feminine...>You don't think much of it and chalk it up to it being some chick just having fun but as you go to hand her candy she doesn't accept, she just stands there creepily without saying a word for a solid minute. >Thinking that its a prank you decide to leave the candy off to the side so she can have it when she leaves>Right as you're going back inside you'll never feel a sudden harsh grasp on your wrist>You'll never try yanking away only to realize that this person has freakish levels of strength>Just as you nearly manage to break free you'll never get tugged tightly against their body>You'll never freeze in fear and have chills go down your spine as you come to the realization that this isn't an actual person feeling their soft straw stuffed body and "breasts" completely lacking anything solid>It'll never bend down to your ear and in a quiet sharp voice whisper that she likes you, a lot.
spooky fins
Left or right.
>>65620881keep that thing on the left away from mewhere do I even find the pussy
>>65620626I'll be sure to remember to leave my doors unlocked and put a "ABSOLUTELY NO HORNY FOXGIRLS ALLOWED" sticky note on my door
>>65620881>busted cow pussy or monstrous bat(?) pussyNot a great choice, the cow girl seems nice and it would probably be fun to milk her so i guess i'll chose her.
>>65620854No, I swear I hear something, a rattling, a chattering... Almost like...
>>65620919EVERYONE RUN! THE SKELETONS ARE HERE!AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
>>6562033Do brakes yourselfIf you only need pads is 20$Soak every bolt and bleed valve in ATF / Acetone mix 50/50Longer the better I like a week beforeHave a hook or wire ready for the caliperGrease the caliper pins
>>65620881left kissing right
>>65620871Heres something i wrote earlier this week>it is 2:30am, you cant sleep>you are bored of your games and 4chan is far too slow for your liking>on an excursion into the kitchen you look out the window>its a clear night and the full moon beams down lighting the world, you decide to go for a walk>the moon is so bright that you dont even need a flashlight to see>the world is so peaceful, the only noise coming from the soft wind and your foot steps>the cool night air feels good against your skin and you begin to wonder why you dont take more walks like this>as you walk past some trees you suddenly become aware that the silence has been broken>you can hear heavy breathing coming from the woodline>the second after you relise this a dark form darts out of the trees and hits you like a truck>the beast pins you to the ground easily overpowering you>you look up at the panting creature, its form lit by the moon>its face monsterous and wolfish in nature>its predatory eyes staring down at you>its body muscular but distinctly feminine and covered in fur>it leans in and licks your face before dragging you into the woods as you stuggle in vain>as you are swallowed by darkness the last thing you remember clearly is your clothing being ripped from your body>the next couple hours are a blur>a mix of her wet tongue licking you in inappropriate areas and her forcefully riding your manhood>eventually she relents, apparenty satisfied with your performance>she pulls your face into her breast in a warm embrace>exhausted you eventually drift off to sleep engulfed by her warmth>several hours later you awake battered, brused and practically naked>you look to your side and see a nude girl, probably in her mid to late teens>shes looking down at her lower body inspecting the results of last nights "events" with a shocked expression on her face>as you try to sit up she gasps and falls back>she stares up at you with fear in her eyesWhat do?
>>65620871Also>straw lined pussyRip anons benis :(
>>65620881left is terrifying while right is horse girl but as cow.
>>65620881Left is the real mans choice.
>>65620871>just imagine having a scarecrow that you handcrafted in a desperate attempt to deter birds from disturbing your gardenBut I like corvids, they're cute :3
>>65620881Which of them would love me more?
>>65620958Some monster girls cannot coexist together.
Anyone here watch Underworld?
>>65620975not with that attitude
>>65620941>mid to late teensGrossWe like hags around here
>>65620986>DONT PAY ATTENTION TO THE HAGS POTTER, DOBBY STOLE OUR LAST SPAM CANS OF 762X39! WE NEED TO KILL THAT LITTLE SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOOOW!he said calmly
Things are getting spooky over in biz too.Tech stocks are down like 20% on earning reportsAnd it's not quite the day yet, but if this in the Halloween thread, then thread themehttps://youtu.be/JHy8Fr4Nfeo
>>65621022Fuck its been so long since I've watched soul eater. I'm gonna go listen to paper moon and resonance
>>65621022I guess not 20 but 10+.Oh, and binance got hacked for maybe everything.>>65621023Yeah, resonance in particular. A rewatch would be neat but I barely watch anime anymore and that's too damn many episodes
My spooky fox wife Leva
>own an electric kettle>still kinda want a stove top whistling kettle for that classic noisecurse my autism.
>>65621052do electric kettles not become moldy after awhile?
>>65621061No, why would they? I mean I guess if you just leave stagnate water sitting in them for months at a time.
>>65621061you are probably thinking of those electric keurig style coffee makers.
>>65621052>electric kettleHad no idea those were even a thing. Me personally I've been wanting to get one of those enamel kettles thats blue with the white dots, wooden handle would be cool too.
>>65620979Yes dude, I fucking love underworld. Underworld, Resident Evil with milla jovovich and the Blade movies are going to be my weekend Halloween binge movies. Im spending all weekend eating sandwiches, watching cheesy action horror movies and cleaning my guns.
Spooky nightmares of giant snails.
>>65621094Gawd iron lily makes some fine babes. I wanna be a squire to these knight gals
Personal scary, I'm at war with a blackbear who is being a cunt. I've pepper sprayed him, shouted at him, flashed him with some lights. All that scared him off, but he keeps showing up a day or so later. I can't shoot him, that'd be very illegal. BUT TONIGHT I brought out the big guns, the biggest of guns.A ski pole. I literally left my house, and jabbed a black bear trying to destroy my garbage bin. With a ski pole. Victory for humanity, and fuck that cunt of a bear he's going to be shot soon.
>>65621111maybe he just wants a fren
Soooo hypothetically if the internet were to ever become permanently unusable thanks to ai or for whatever other reason we'd all totally somehow link up irl and continue "posting" with one another... right? o-or maybe we could send each other messenger pigeons..
>>65621111Cant you call rangers or animal control or something
>halloween edition>it's actually a stealth monstergirl editionbased.
>>65621298Still curious as to why that one mon girl thread awhile ago got autosaged
>>65621308i remember it happening multiple times, guess the jannies just have shit taste.
>>65621079Really? I always heard those movies were ass. But I watched the first one and I thought it was a fun schlocky action movie if nothing else
>>65621291Our autism will surely give us telepathic powers to help us track each other down so we can share whatever anime girls with guns we managed to save beforehand
Reminder that day of the rape isn't real and its just a joke and completely barricading your home on halloween night is a completely lunatic thing to do. You have nothing to worry about.
>>65621098He always adds just the right amount of chub
>>65621345>t.
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>>65621098it's so sad that women are pathetic and weak IRL and not cool strong and stoic like anime women.
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>>65621314She purty...
>>65621397imagine her seeing a rattlesnake scurrying along the floor and smashing it's head into the ground with lightning speed, then licking the blood off her talons while staring you directly in the eye.
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>>65621400Is that like a sassy "you're welcome btw" kinda stare or a "I hope you realize I could kill you at a moments notice with zero effort so don't fuck with me" kinda stare...
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You wouldnt hug an eldritch horror would you Anon?
Monster girl snu snu, yay or nay?
>>65621434er.. umm..N..n...No. NO!Of course I wouldn't! Ha ha...Only total weirdoes would be into that kind of stuff, right? Right?!
>>65621443I think you know the answer to that.... ABSOLUTELY NOT
>>65621345All joking aside it sux that this is true. Fuck this gay earth
>>65621443yea
>>65621356Imagine getting coiled by a black mamba girl
>ITT: Anons thirsting for that monster girl-ussyOkay /k/ommandos, how monstrous is too monstrous?One a scale of 1-10, where would you draw the line?For this example assume that all of the following have human-level, or greater, intellect.Examples:1. Literally just a generic human with animal ears 2½. Harpies, lamias, satyrs, etc. Significant non-human features, large areas covered in fur or scales5. Generic anthros, furries, scalies, etc. You've been on the Internet, you know what I'm talking about.7½. More beast than human. 10. Not even remotely human or even humanoid. Straight-up talking animals, Eldridge abominations, decidedly non-humanoid AYYLAMOs, etc
>>65621467Ouch
>>65621471>2½I stop here or perhaps around 4 cause I would not mind dating a girl who occasionally turns into a full fledged werewolf, also depending on the facial structure of some of them I'd maybe be willing.. Thats as far as I'm willing to go though
>>65621471Around 6 id say, as long as they are female and have feminine features i.e tits and ass id fuck it.
>>65621484That characters a futa! This guy loves werewolf futa cock!
>>65621491You seem to be quite knowledgeable on who is or isn't a futa...
>>65621491N-No I don't and do you even have proof of your claim? You don't? Thats what I thought..
>>65621491>That characters a futa!Stop spreading lies, cockfag.She's fully female.
>>656214715, possibly 6. Anyone that's clearly humanoid works for me, and the touch of soft fur really gets me off, so if a monster-girl walks on two legs and doesn't have animal genitals, i'd be attracted to her.
>>65621494What you dont go through all of an artists work of their oc to make sure they're female before defending them on the internet?Fag>>65621495>>65621497Can you retards not use saucenao? Go to the e621 link and look up the character
>>65621527>if a monster-girl walks on two legs and doesn't have animal genitals, i'd be attracted to her.[Sad centauride noises]
>>65621471Line?
>>65621471>>65621471Guys I have a question. Obviously, things like beastiality are moral reprehensible, but could the same be said for fucking non humanoid intelligent aliens? Like if the alien was a slime inside a metal cylinder on wheels, but she was also funny, smart, likes what you like, is it still bad to have sex with her for being non-human?
>>65621411the former.the latter she only does when you're refusing her big backwards knee advances.
>>65621443Y A Y
>>65621471anything that adds a snout or full body scales/fur, because that's no longer a monstergirl, that's a furry.
>>65621471As long as they have a mostly humanish face, and boobies, I dont care if theyre furry or scaly or have some weird shit going on from the waist down
>>65621540what if she had both a frontpussy and a backpussy?
>>65621491We went over this last time faggotI scoured EVERY furaffinity/deviantart post made by the artistNO DICKS!!!
>>65621540>tfw no cute native American horsey wife to ride across the plains onFeels bad mang
umamusume and it's consequences have been a disaster for the centaur horsegirl race.
>>65621583Isnt the main moral problem with beastiality that animals are retarded and cant consent? If they had human level intelligence then that wouldnt be a problem and the problem instead would just be you sticking your dick somewhere it doesnt belong which is more subjective really.
>>65621540sorry man, but as cool an idea as centaurs are, i need that human pussy. Nothing else works for me.
>>65621613>double pregnacy
>>65621623people were killing other people for fucking livestock long before the consent meme began. Bestiality is immoral for the same reason homosexuality is immoral; because it's disgusting and unnatural.
>>65621583>>65621623Yeah, basically this, if the alien/monster can say "yeah, I wanna fug" it's morally okay
>>65621623>>65621648It'll be considered legally okay in today's society, but that won't stop you from being a MONSTER KISSER!ANON KISSES MONSTERS!ANON KISSES MONSTERS!ANON AND MONSTERS SITTING IN A TREEK-I-S-S-I-N-GFIRST COMES LOVETHEN COMES MARRIAGE THEN COMES BABY IN A BABY CARRIAGE!
Recommendations for /k/ themed Halloween movies?
>>656214712.5
>>65621712Dog Soldiers
>>65621723ok maybe 3
>>65621319It's early 2000's green lens filter action movie slop... but it's peak early 2000's green lens filter action movie slop that has gun wielding vampire waifus getting into gang wars with top-tier practical effects werewolves.Fug it, I'm rewatching it for Halloween.
>>65621739>some guy has uploaded the full movie to youtubeHa cool, guess i know what im watching tonight
>>65621632>Nothing else works for me.[Concern.jpg]You make it sound as if you've tried...
>>656214717½, going to 10 on a case by case basis.
>>65621471I'd say somewhere around 4
>>65621739Holy fucking SEXO
>>65621782Post what you'd call a 10
>>65621788though I could go higher depending on the specifics
>>65621739Cool. Maybe I should watch the sequels after all
>>65621788That's just a waifu with wings, totally valid.
>>65621804This adorable little bitch makes me irrationally happy every time I see her posted. Not in a weird way. I just wish I could hug and squeeze her, not fuck her.
>>65621811The second movie is good, the third is kinda alright but not great, everything after that is best ignored.The anime is kinda weird but short (this was the era where everything remotely popular got an OVA)
>>65621788>I'd say somewhere around 4The girl you posted is like a 2 on the scale.Harpies can go pretty far beyond that.Depending on how they're drawn they can easily reach a 4 or 4.5 on Anon's scale.
>>65621850She looks like she'd be very comfy to cuddle with
>>65621850>>65621863feather-muncher
>>65621850You can almost see her bird hole...
>>65621869it's called a cloaca you fucking normie >:(
>>65621850>Harpies can go pretty far beyond that.and I'd be down for that, that was just the only harpy with a gun I had.
>>65621871Vent your frustration somewhere else.
>>65621876Here's another for you.
>>65621871Bird hole rolls off the tongue better
>>65621864You telling me you wouldn't like the fluffy smoother blanket like embrace of a massive pair of wings wrapped around you?
>>65621886I bet it does.>gigitty
>>65621886For Pete's sake!Stop writing about "tounging bird holes"!4Chan is supposed to be a family friendly website.Could you at least try to keep the conversation bellow a PG-rating? Please.John 3:16Remember to love thy neighbor.Christ is King!Love and blessings to all, for the Lord loves all his children unconditionally.
>>65621595Her what?
>>65621869>>65621871>>65621878>>65621886
>>65621941https://youtu.be/JMXFxipR2rs
>>65621967Anon we are talking about bird cloaca, we can talk about snake cloaca next but you have to wait your turn.
>>65621982Birds are technically classified as reptiles, so it's just reptiles cloaca in general
>>65621988>Birds are technically classified as reptilesYeah and you are technically a type of fish, lets not play these games
>get home from work>/k/ is talking about monstergirl cloaca'sthere are days that are bad but today is not one of those days.
>>65621974oh
>>65621996are you trying to tell me that this "game" smells "fishy"?
>>65621988w-what does that make marsupials?
>/ak/ loves birds I knew you guys were based
>>65621938based christ-chad boomer
>>65622003Mammals since they have mammary glands
>>65622012mmm...warm and fuzzy...
What if the gun is a girl?>GFLThey merely adopted the gun. A gun girl was born from the gun, molded by it.
>>65622012https://youtu.be/cLnbiTkj1TQ?t=40
It amuses that I have gotten more hate for being into nonmonogamy than others have for far stranger things.
>>65622046monstergirl + monogamy = based and goodhuman girl + sleeping around = pig disgusting morally depravedthis is objective fact.remember, with monstergirls, the monster is on the outside.
>>65621471Probably like 2.5 as a hard line, I don't usually like anthros but I'd make an exception perhaps for a particularly hot one. Generally I prefer the kemonomimi or kemonomimi adjacent ones, though.
>>65620986>HagsYeah no I'm going to get the 19 year old freshman and have 20 kids that aren't going to suffer complications from how old mom is
Beware of harpies, they have extremely powerful maternal and nesting instincts, and many species are highly monogamous, if you're not careful and catch ones eye they might just swoop down and take you, their natural instincts struggling to decide if you're their husband or baby now.
>>65622068have you got the one where she twists her head 180 degrees?
>>65622070nvm found it.
relevant to this thread.
>>65622084We'll switch to snake pussy then
>>65622095Counterpoint.
>>65622018kangaroos have a cloaca but I have to agree with your viewpoint, snitties are not real unfortunately.>>65622084it's the halloween thread bitch take yo ass back to the slide threads
>get abducted by huge harpy dommy mommy>brought back to her nest>nest is really more of a cozy tree house>enjoy warm cuddles with giant harpy girl who decided you're her husband now>decide this is pretty awesome>dinner is roast beef>she slaps your hand away when you try to eat>bites off a big chunk and chews slowly>she then grabs your face and holds you still while pressing her lips against yours>spits the chewed up, slimy meat paste into your mouth>you try to pull away or spit it back, she doesn't let you>eventually you're forced to swallow it>when you do she finally pulls away and calls you a good boy>takes another bite
>>65622068Thank you for reminding me that this video existshttps://youtu.be/_jIkMlHJUOcThe owl would definitely not be the hugger in this scenario>>65622084Bird girls being embarrassed about their weird genitals is adorable
>>65622110>kangaroos have a cloaca???
>>65622110Yes, like platypus do, but the main thing that distinguish mammals scientifically is mammary glands, which is why they're named after mammary glands.
this retarded crow keeps trying to hit on me and I want her ugly ass to fuck off
>>65622116Fun fact, owls and crows are natural bitter rivals, crows fucking hate owls and will mob and attack them anytime they see one and have a numbers advantage
>>65622138Dont you be mean to crows! Crows are bros!
>>65622138Let it happen and accept your fate. Marriages of tengu and humans are long lasting and very productive
>>65622068God I need a white feathered bird mommy
>>65622123Marsupials reproductive practices and anatomy are quite ... um.. unique...Everything about them is just plain weird.Not only do the females have what's essentially a cloaca, they have a bizarre vagina that branches off from the singular opening at the vulva to three separate vaginal canals, which in turn converge into a single vaginal canal at the cervix.Female kangaroos also give birth "prematurely" to what are basically just fetuses that scramble from the vulva into the female's pouch (which contains nipples) to complete the developmental stages mammal fetuses would have complete long before even being born.Marsupials are living proof that evolution doesn't really pick the "fittest" options, it's not an intelligent conscious process.Whatever works well enough to survive and reproduce in a given situation passes off its genes to the next generation, the rest dies.Over millions of years in isolation, this imperfect process can have some strange results.
>>65622152>>65622162I hate crows!I want wolves! They're the ones actually going innawoods and being productive. Unlike the crow elite that just get drunk off their own farts and cause issues for no reason to everyone else.
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>been hiking for years>still haven't been raped by forest demons or wolf girlsI'm losing hope. Do I have to enter the woods without iron?
>>65622175What about coyote girls
I like to give the magpies outside of my work peanuts, they're cute
>>65622188coyotes are fake wolves, I deal only with the real thing
>>65622046To be fair, this place becomes like /r9k/lite with relative ease. I don't think a lot of anons (or people in generally really) will have had the same perspective, simply because they haven't been objectified nor been genuinely manipulated by women before.I used to give a shit about romantics until I realized that the majority of women, just like men, are dumb as rocks and as boring as dirt. And more than that, they would rather sleep with you and barely engage with your emotions while pretending it's healthy instead of coming clean and saying they just like the sex.
>>65622209>I deal only with the real thingThis is a man who has NEVER been around a wolf woman. You genuinely have no idea what you'd be getting yourself into cause it is NOT what you think.
>>65622262>"real wolf woman">posting half-assed poser shit (90% human female)Y'all cowards wouldn't even dare...Bitch-ass poser bitch-niggas accin' hard 'n' sheit, without putting their lives on da line for muder-wolf poontang.
>>65622262If she loves me and is loyal and provides comfy night time cuddles, I will weather any storm>>65622276>humanoid furry wolf formCoward
>>65622293>CowardYou wouldnt fuck a real wolf, would you?
I saw that
>>65622320I didn't ;_;
>>65620612>the witches cackle and the werewolves howling
>>65622330You had to be there.
>>65622293>>humanoid furry wolf form>CowardWhat the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Park Rangers, and I've been involved in numerous secret rapes on the White Mountain pack and I have over 300 confirmed pups. I am trained in lupine seduction and I'm the top impregnator in the entire US National Park Service.......
At this rate the thread will hit image limit before Halloween even starts
>>65622345Kek
>>65622378Halloween edition pt 2
>>65621648There's just something so incredibly cuddly about centaurs with puffy pants. You think they'd like underside hugs?
>>65621540>>65621621>>65621648HASHIRE HASHIRE UMAMUSUME
>>65622012This is really weird.
>>65622441Stfu anon
>>65622441And i wouldnt have it any other way goddammitt!!!!
>>65622441Of all the posts in this thread you pick that one to call weird
>>65622030Back in my day, T-Dolls were actual moe anthropomorphisms of guns before they got retconned into being “civilian Dolls” who just happened to like dressing up like WW2 officers
>>65622448We can have snake cloaca, horse pussy, silicon life and eldritch abomonations with chest-mouths dispensing ammunition, but fluffy feather sex is just too much
>>65622441>he doesn't want a titfuck from a gigantic fluffy bird lady smiling warmly at himNo anon, you are the weird one
>>656214713's my line wiþ a single exception: I would 100% fuck a Dragon.
>>65622030Upotte.But also >>65622450
>>65622108HorsePussy
>>65621471Generic anthros and lamias and others should switch places. Most anthros only difference from humans is a different head shape, ears, tail and maybe the addition of non-human skin. Meanwhile a Lamia isn’t even a humanoid.
>>65621472Don't worry, she's not hurt, she's jusr unbirthed in the rest of the comic
A random few pages of the original GATE 4koma dump for y'all, these come from the OG webpage (but for some reason were never TL'd...)Enjoy the first 4 "chapters"!
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>>65622046>non-monogamy hahaha fucking KILL yourselfdisgusting adulterers should be KILLED to DEATH by cutting their limbs off one at a timefuuuuuuck you>>65622215put your trip back on yukari>heh, kid you just haven't met enough women to be a blackpilled and pessimistic degenerate that fucks around yethahaha good lord adulterers aren't even human
>>65622046Non monogamy is worse than futa imo. And i fukken hate futa
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>>65622651Just a quicky today, working on the rest of the pages now...Till next time~
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I'll tell y'all a scary story>be me>on youtube>find some video of a guy wearing Yugoslav camo and testing Polish vs Yugo AKs with a title that looked like Serbo-Croatian>"oh, this guy is definitely Serbian">click on video>landscape is clearly not the Balkans>click on channel >he lives in Arizona>huh, Arizona>look at some of his other videos>dude has a black wife>lmao this Serb is dipping in that chocolate lol>look closer>lots of gun videos about Yugoslav weapons>also one of his videos is titled "I am aggressively hooking up with women at the supermarket" and he's doing one liners on women at the store>anyway,>always "Yugoslavia" and never "Serbian">speaking Serbo-Croatian in all his videos>see a video of him doing like East German larp>wait a minute, only Croats larp as Germ->and that's when I realized...He was a Croat.
>>65622692THE HORROR… btw what do think of Bosnians?
https://youtu.be/FU3ZI-80MPQ
>>65620612Anons, I got home from work and immediately saw my parents uh… doing it. What do?
>look out window>see flashlight in the distance>unable to tell if its in our field or the next one over>turn off room light and go to look again>its goneThat was just one of you guys going on a nightly stroll right
>>65622721Be happy for them. That just means you're less likely to have divorced parents.
>>65622736I wouldn't worry about it.
>>65622736They are coming.
>>65622721Uh where? Were they not doing it in their room? Did you walk in on them?If they dont know you know just be happy your parents love each other.
>>65622721Dude they married each other for a reasonThey HAD to fuck for you to even exist. You should be an adult, be mature
huge giant big American tiddies.
>>65622692>>dude has a black wifeWhat's wrong with that? I saw a cute black girl the other day. There are beautiful people in every race.
>>65622793blacks aren't people, fucking them is beastiality.
>>65622798blacks aren't people fucking them is beastiality.
>>65622798bait used to be believable
>>65622749>>65622756Upon further "investigation" and brain thinking I'm going to chalk it up to my neighbor looking for his dog and not some potentially dangerous or thieving passer-by although there's always a chance... Ahhhhh I wish I had night vision and thermal
>>65621111Can I pet dat dawg?
>>65622802I dated a black girl in the past and I have pretty fond memories of that period in my life, but things didn't work out in the end, unfortunately. Her parents loved me too.
>>65621325Spider girls would be more liked if they had 8 boobs to go with the 8 legs
>>65622710on-par with like Mexicans. nuff said.>>65622798>What's wrong with that?I mean I just thought it was kinda funny, Balkan husband and African wife.
Which booru is the best at tagging the correct guns in the picture?
>>65622642Elves deserve that and much more
>>65622861gelbooru
>>65622859>on-par with like MexicansSo, uh, like you? hehe
>>65622188Coyote cloaca
>>65622802Wrong thread for that argument
>>65622721Start openly jerking off in the living room to establish dominance
>>65622879shut up nigger
Man, we just gave up on even pretending this was a /k/ related thread for like 90% of it, cloaca is just that strong.
>>65622910Monster girl pussy makes human men feral
>>65622940
>>65622859>on par with MexicansPot meet kettle>cant buy centerfire guns>destroys his room for no reason>has cps in his business Even if you aren't mexican by blood, you are definitely mexican in spirit.
>>65622839Amazon has shitty-but-functional digital NV for $30 a pop. Long as whoever you're looking at doesn't have NV to see your active IR illuminator, you're fine. Good for light security work because everyone's got a security cam with active IR NV that literally does the same thing.
>>65622946Anon's not even joking btw. Men's horniness knows no bounds and if those alien girls actively wanted to be with us we would find a way to fuck them within a years time or at least have a few brave souls test the water and find out whats safe to do and what isn't.
>>65622736>>65622839don't fool yourself, its the monstergirl rape party, and you notified them of your position, you have an hour left until you get raped
Would you let a cute vampire drink your blood? I- I mean she promises she'll be gentle, and rub your back, and won't take too much...
>>65623079I'm anemic and get light headed when my boner reaches maximum overdrive, I had a brown titty monster riding me last week and I hit diamond encrusted tungsten mode when she pushed those titties in my face andI blew a huge load and passed out and she thought she killed me with her gazongas
>>65620612It's illegal for monster girls to own firearms but it's legal for them to own AIRguns.
>>65623091FAT BABY
>>65623091Why is the baby so FAT
>>65623095>>65623102Because you and your monster wife feeds your baby WELL! Now get some airguns!
>>65623091chuck that FAT-ASS baby in the wok
>>65623079I have O-negative blood. I am a universal donor; I pretty much have liquid gold flowing throughout my body.
>>65623135Liquid gold? What a ridiculous claim. Nothing could be further from the truth. Gold does not react and blend into other elements, as if it has no will of its own, no individuality, no character or depth. Gold stands on its own, not deigning to mix or mingle, to be diminished by the common base elements. Your O-negative blood is without body or individuality, so inoffensive and excusable any pathetic mortal body can take it in, and not even notice its presence, as if it was never even there. You do not have noble gold in your veins, don't delude yourself.
>approaching image limit already I was honestly not expecting that. Well I'll let someone else bake since I did this one.
Saddam a go-go
>>65622736That was me bro hope you dont mind I slipped through your unlocked window and borrowed some stuff from your fridge
>>65622910feet
That newer Nosferatu movie any good? Definitely gonna start Halloween with Underworld and noticed that was also on.
>>65623128How about you Wok a airgun!
>>65623079yeah
>>65623192I remember /tv/ clowning on it hard when it dropped because if memory recalls theres some weird humiliation cuck shit in there.
>>65622875I change my answer, Bosniaks are on-par with Turks. Makes more sense than Mexicans.>>65622961>cant buy centerfire gunsI never said I *couldn't*, just haven't done it yet. Also no Zastava M70s or Yugoslavian Tokarevs are being sold in my area.>destroys his room for no reasonI stabbed the wall a few times, I'm not like punching holes in my wall daily. Also the holes are all filled now.>has cps in his businessThat's not even my fault basically. >mexican in spirit.Fine, though I'm pretty sure those things aren't exclusively practiced by Mexicans.>>65622982>digital NVThose are all kind of shit. The really cheap ones aren't better than a Sony Handycam with nightshot, and the actually good ones are all the same price as real night vision so there's kinda no point.
>>65623079As a type 1 diabetic, I've long thought that my blood would taste sweeter than most. Which in my mind means I'm top tier prey to be bled dry instantly, or the flip side of being a cherished form of blood to be savoured and kept around for as long as possible.
>>65622721>What do?Get your own place.>>65622796USAGI!
>>65623433>type 1 diabeticDiabetes scares me so much, I hope you're managing well and I wish you the best. I hope all the science and research they do can cure you one day.
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>>65623192It’s fine, great even. Robert Eggers hasn’t missed yet.>>65623248Parts of /tv/ clowned on it mostly due to Lily Rose Depp’s possession scenes being (intentionally) awkward and to hipster signal over the Werner Herzog adaptation. The ‘cuck shit’ is the premise of the story. A vampire and a loving husband vying for a woman’s soul.
Being forced to go to a Halloween party with DEFY..
>>65623626You'd best start believing in horror stories SKK, you're in one!
>>65621986This guy's drawings are great.
>>65623626Would be so embarrassing...
ITS SPOOKY TIME PART 2! ITS NO OTHER TIME UNTIL HALLOWEEN IS OVER!
>>65623674>>65623674>>65623674Freshly baked bread>>65623674>>65623674>>65623674
>>65623192it's dog-shit, especially the ending. It was dog-shit when Herzog did it too, so don't go getting gaslit into thinking otherwise. The only good Nosferatu movie is the original, and it's free to watch on youtube, so there's no reason to bother with that other garbage.
