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>Using this sound player plugin you can hear the witches cackle and the werewolves howling!

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Passionate loving sex with monster girls
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>>65623682
Based, FPBP
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>>65623689
I love shark women.
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>>65623689
shorks
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>>65623682
Do female orcs, ogres, oni, trolls, etc, count as monster girls?
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>>65623694
Yes
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>>65623703
Good to know.
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scary floof?
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I want to climb Mount Eiger
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>>65623715
Never relax around RPK
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I like Paka because she's cute and soft, not because she's insane.
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>>65623694
yes, technically even elves count as monstergirls.
one important thing to know that with monstergirls/mamono, connection to and embodiment of folklore and/or behaviour is often more the standard rather than a literal one to one physical comparison to a real life animal like with many furries.
that doesn't necessarily mean the body can't be very monsterous, but it doesn't have to be very different from a human's to count as a monstergirl.
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Trick or treat. Give me candy or I'll anti all your material and give us both hearing loss.
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>>65623725
So even creatures like nymphs, that can look identical to humans, count as monster girls?
Interesting.
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>>65623755
*gives you a singular mini snickers*
Alright then. On you go.
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>>65623755
*offers full size butterfinger*
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>>65623759
Among most of the very autistic, DOTR Justice worshipping monster enjoyers i know, they are.
Normies might have very disparate definitions of what the line between monstergirl and furry are.
I have some good charts but i lost them when my old computer exploded.
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>>65623755
I can give you this special candy
it grows bigger as you lick it and is full of delicious milk
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Happy Halloween anons

https://youtu.be/8JCjeD6znaQ
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>>65623790
>>65623793
Thank you!
>>65623798
I will anti material your favourite mug.
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>>65623674
scary wife, scary numbers
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>>65623871
She’s very good at playing airsoft…
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>>65623881
nobody's going to be faking not getting hit when you use a .22
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Alright, let's settle which team /ak/ is

https://strawpoll.com/e2naXmk1AyB
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>>65623937
I'm a simple furfag. And I also like strong and independent women... So, team werewolf
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Guys, my aunt is coming over for a halloween party later and he's been messaging me all day talking about some 'fun costume' she wants me to see. But the thing is nobody is dressing up except for a few of the youngest kids in the family, and my mom said when she saw her sister yesterday and discussed clothes for the party she was just planning to wear a normal dress. I asked for a picture but just got a 'heehee (heart emoji)' and a close up photo of some random black lacey fabric.

Dunno what's going on but I hope it's the kind of costume she's wearing UNDER her normal party clothes, if you know what I mean.
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>>65623937
wolfgirl wife for life
family time has me hyped in a way I can't recall feeling for a game since the faith trilogy
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>>65623953
How about wolf adjacent wives?
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>>65623937
Having a werewolf girl is almost like having two wives while still being in a totally monogamous relationship when you think about it, granted one of said wives is 8' tall, 500lbs+, and could swallow your entire head, but the fluffy post-coital cuddles would be pretty great
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>>65623694
They’re the best kind
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>>65623937
You can't do anything with the vampire girl during the day so it's werewolf for me.
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>>65623937
>wife that you have to lock up in a cage once a month
Or
>wife you cant take outside in the day and is mostly awake in the am hours
Yeah werewolf is the clear winner if you want a wife you can actually go out and do things with, unless you are a NEET a vampire wife is just a bad choice
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>>65624001
>>65624007
what if you take her out with a parasol to keep her in the shade?
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>>65623937
Vampires are hot but I think Werewolves are better overall
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>>65623691
Uh that image is doing things for me, bro.
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>>65624012
That's not going to have complete coverage and you're going to be under constant stress from your wife dying before your eyes.
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>>65624007
>lock up in a cage once a month
Coward
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>>65623694
Dorks. All of them.
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>>65624023
Real snusnu hours
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>>65624007
what about people working night shifts who also happen to sleep during the day?
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>>65623937
>innawoods, stronk and hardy werewolf dogbro wife
Needs
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>>65624023
>oni
>katana
I thought oni traditionally used kanabou, the true Chad Japanese weapon
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>>65624020
>lock up in a cage once a month and lock yourself in with her
Now we're talking, if you're a real man you should show some balls.
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>>65624015
Yeah. You're pretty much at her mercy underwater and her using her hand, which is the size of your head, to pull you against her breast just enough to feel a little squish is hot
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>>65624050
Wait, if you're both locked up, how do you get out of the cage the next morning?
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>>65624068
Tell your mother what you're doing and ask her to come along next morning with the key, but warn her to knock first and wait a while before coming in (in case your wife is still transformed and chewing on you while riding your hard enough you're concerned for your hips).
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>>65624068
On a similar note, how do bus drivers leave?
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>>65624088
>hey mom, I'm gonna lock myself in a cage with my werewolf wife on a full moon and she's gonna go to absolute pound town, like we're talking 600lbs of fur and muscle with tits bigger than my head using me as a cross between a dildo and a chew toy, she's gonna be slamming her full weight down on my pelvis while I desperately latch onto her nipple like it's the only think keeping me alive which it very well may be... Anyway, can you come let us out in the morning?
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>>65624102
Probably not the weirdest thing an anon ITT has asked their mother
You could always just ask a friend aswell
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>>65624102
>I'm so glad I've raised a son that's become a proper man and not some tranny communist.
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>>65624023
d'orcs
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talk about a rock hard boner.
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also how do you defend yourself against an incomprehensible abomination (that wants to rape you and make you her hubby) and has the power to turn everything in your house into a morphing sentient piece of herself?
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>IF YOU'RE COLD, THEY'RE COLD
>LET. THEM. IN.
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I'm giving out candy if y'all want sum
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>>65624035
Like i guess, you could also just change your sleep hours from 24:00-08:00 to 18:00-02:00 if you work a 9 to 5 so you can spend the morning with her
Though this talk of night shifts gives me a funny world building idea
>vampires in modern times
>only the top %1 of vampires live in mansions and the rest have to work normal jobs
>vampires make up %80+ of night shift workers
>world governments have largly stopped hunting down vampires because they are good for the economy
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>>65624068
Have you never heard of a timer?
Bank vaults usually have locks like that, they can only be opened at a few specific times every month.
Wouldn't be hard to use a system like that to keep a vault/cell locked for a 48-hour period every month.
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>>65624176
one time my brother ate ALLLL the candy i had gathered during halloween in one night and when i woke up and found out i also quickly found him hunched and vomiting into the toilet, crying. i laughed in that motherfucker's face while he was doing it.
karma for stealing my candy, bitch.
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>>65624176
What's your costume? I'm recycling my cowboy outfit.
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>>65624176
Never accept any food or drink from a /k/ommando.
I know, I've been here long enough to see some shit.
I saw the aftermath of the infamous brownie incident at the tripfag meetup unfold live.
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>>65623937
Given that her ladyship can be quite... Vampish already, I don't think there would be much of a difference
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thought i was on jp for a minute
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>>65624203
I like to go down
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>>65624207
Do they also talk about fucking sharkgirls and werewolf wifes?
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>>65624164
Defend myself?
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>>65624212
I like to cooch smooth girls with soft bush.
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>>65623937
I'm honestly surprised how close the split is
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>>65624225
>wife responds favorably to womb-rubs
That's a good girl.
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This might be a trap, but I'd fall for it ;__;
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>>65623958
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY SOPPLINGS
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>>65623952
don't fuck your aunt
and if you do, don't talk about it her. I just finished an intense goon sesh, and i don't want to think about sex for a while.
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>>65623952
The aunt fucking will continue until the birthrate stabilizes
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>>65623937
i'm a born and bred (died and turned?) Camrilla man, so i gotta go with the vamp.
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>>65624233
i mean, they're just belly rubs, but i guess rubbing that part of her belly would definetly be more effective.

reminds me of the fact that scratching or spanking catgirls on the area of their back right above their tails makes them cum hard.
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>>65624282
imagine running your hand from the nape of a catgirl's neck all the way down to the small of her back and she does the butt lift thing and raises her tail.
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>>65624290
Having a catgirl GF would get fucking exhausting after like a month, topps.
That's not even mentioning that any given catgirl would probably start cheating immediately, sneaking out to bang any and all males in the neighborhood.
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>>65624357
>Having a catgirl GF would get fucking exhausting after like a month
the headbutting would make up for everything negative.
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>>65624357
>>65624387
>very quiet
>sleeps 18 hours a day
>locked in my house and no interest in leaving
Sounds like a dream bro.
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>purring during sex


Also, this threads isn't the least bit /k/ related.
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>>65624398
monster girls are living weapons
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>>65624236
The way I see it is either you shoot and "she" disappears before hunting you in a terrifying way. Or you get a hug as the sweet embrace of death in a more peaceful manner. Also just LOOK at that bush!
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Happy Halloween, lads
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>>65624429
Leva even got some tits for Halloween I see
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>>65624398
>isn't the least bit /k/ related
Don't know if you've noticed, but the board has gone to shit for a few years now and the jannies only make it worse.
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IT'S HER! IT'S MY WIFE!
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>>65624433
monstergirls are an improvement though, monstergirls are the last bastion of romance.
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>>65624419
>monster girls are living weapons
Yeah.


The new Jurassic Park/World movies suck, but they did introduce some interesting ideas, even if they did it in a retarded way.
They also cast that redhead milf smokeshow with the >40lbs of tits&ass, which I appriciate.
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>>65624435
At least post her witch costume to keep it thread relevant, where's your Halloween spirit?
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>>65624435
Pretty
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>>65624446
halloween is gay.
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>>65624435
Actual delusional paranoid schizophrenia.
Seek professional help, please. For everyone's sake.
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>>65623937
Vampirefags, explain yourselves
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>>65624442
>that image
You just know.
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>>65624454
i just like the "elitism" of vampires. like ojou-sama shit. also the stereotypical pale milky white skin & dark hair combo, unf
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How are you even supposed to defend your property in this situation?
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>>65624195
Datface. I'm basically just gonna wear my Serbian stuff and play accordion.

>>65624197
Wise decision, for the Twix will be extra salty this year....

MUHAWAHAAHAWMUHAWAAW
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>>65624454
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>>65624492
Cute, while I prefer werewolves I can understand the appeal of this
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>>65624487
What is this supposed to even be, zombies?
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>>65624505
>What is this supposed to even be
It's clearly just thinly veiled pedo shit.
Whoever posted it should be B& and become anhero ASAP.
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>>>65621471
ill claim 4-5
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I love monster girls
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>>65624511
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>>65624511
>you leave that fictional character alone!!!
kys nobody cares newfag tourist GTFO.
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>>65624512
Ain't cheetahs the most human friendly/compatible/whatever big cats out there?
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>>65624520
>>65624517
yee
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>>65624538
the real egyptians supposedly hunted alongside them.
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>>65624538
Yes, cheetahs are actually incredibly awkward and neurotic animals and bond with humans pretty easily just thanks to the fact that humans are a predatory animal that aren't trying to kill them.
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>>65624538
Cheetahs aren't technically big cats (lions, tiger, etc).
Cheetahs are the largest members of the small cat family, the same family as domestic house cats.
They're big wussy softies, a lot friendlier than their xboxhuge man-eating cousins.
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a cheetahgirl would act very clingy to you but always be a bit nervous and antsy and will hide behind your back when the big liongirls and tigergirls show up.

it is your sacred duty to protect her from bulli.
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>>65624492
>Pointed ears
NEVER RELAX
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>>65624547
actually, mountain lions/cougars/puma's are the largest of the Felinae subfamily.

this is also why they can't roar and do the troll deathscream that makes you think a woman just fucking died a few miles away from you.

imagine a cougar girl screeching like a howling banchee only to stare at you smugly and laugh at your fear when she's woken you up lol.
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>>65624551
yeah thats one thing i dislike, the japs always want to give non-elves elf ears
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>>65624547
>cheetahs don't count as big cats because they can't roar
>snow leopards somehow get away with it despite having the most awkward sounding "trying not to wake mom up "roar"" ever
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d'aww
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>>65624551
Around Elves, be yoursElves! Remember, it's always okay to relax and let your guard down around your state mandated Elf wife. After all, you have no choice.
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>>65624575
We should've never gotten so involved with Elfrael... Now look at us...
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>>65624556
You ju..
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>>65624556
Brown girls tribal girls makes my pp the big pp.
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>>65624538
most autistic of the big cats

>>65624551
around elves watch yourselfs!
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>>65624597
Cheetahs are absolutely the kind of animal that would cry itself to sleep while listening to mommy asmr videos
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>>65624608
h-haha yeah who would do that haha
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>>65624575
But my state mandated Elf wife looks weird...
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>>65623937
Well, it was a close race, but it seems /ak/ tends to lean more towards tomboys than goths
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>>65624642
I think /ak/s just full of furfags
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it's not furry if they're anime
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>>65624642
Once again posting the futa werewolf pic. When will you get tired of it, you sick fuck?
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>>65624454
"Werewolf girl" is highly nonspecific and has a lot of variance in the details whereas "vampire girl" has only relatively minor variance in details, and both are hot so I went with the "safer" option
>>65624565
Baby cougars have spots? I never knew that
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HAPPY WIFE :D
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>>65624705
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>>65624712
getting tricked by Springfield would be such a treat.
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>>65624717
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umas
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>>65624720
>light paper bag full of dog crap on her front porch and runs away
here's your trick
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>>65624720
>tell Super Creek you'll play goo goo babies with her
>never show up
Haha, trick!
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>>65624712
>>65624718
Thy cup overfloweth
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>>65624727
>eyes up here Anon, you naughty boy~
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>>65624732
If Springfield said that to me I'd melt like a witch
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>>65624625
damn bro tell her to shave her legs
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>>65624672
i dont see a penis there buddy
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is cyberpunk 2077 worth playing yet?

how's the anime (havent seen either season) ?
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>>65624625
>drow spider
kill all drow, also kill the Harpers and god Gond for being agents of stagnation.
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>>65624789
What, wtf?
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>>65624787
It's ok if you don't go into it with huge expectations. Same for the two anime.
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>>65624787
No. I still get frequent crashes on the times I reinstall, between mediocre to meh gameplay.
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>>65624672
when she shoves her fat cock in my mouth
>>65624787
the anime is pretty good, though very under-baked in a lot of ways. Haven't played the game yet, but guessing from the /vg/ threads it's basically just a GTA clone with cybernetic super-powers. Also, there's a billion different porn/appearance mods that are actually high quality. Super unstable game though, shit breaks every update.
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Getting this mf was hard as fuck
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>>65624746
if Springfield did that to me, I'd be so distraught that I wouldn't be able to sleep without auntie
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>>65624857
It took me 3 years to find volume 4
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>>65624890
For some reason it was reprinted in my language a few months ago. I even bought it cheaper than the first ones.
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>>65624895
Nice, I paid $120 for mine, worth it.
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>>65624867
wyd if your umauntie pulled this in front of you while you two were on an outing together
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Aw yeah, time for horror movies (granted the first in the line up is Underworld which isn't really a horror but whatever)
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>>65624948
I just got done watching 1978 dawn of the dead myself. Might watch Doomsday next.
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>>65624895
I want to get Rally Vincent pregnant.
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>>65624712
>>65624717
>>65624718
>>65624732
I want to bury my face in Springfield's tits.
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>>65624947
Drop that nasty bitch instantly.
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>>65624454

https://youtu.be/RkGGL8KwZi0
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>>65624948
>Underworld
Fine I'll watch it.
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>>65624597
Damn.. what kind of stuff the Roaches where eating in ancient Egypt??
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>>65625125
you wouldnt make a move on her?
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>>65624948
>Just finished, last time I saw the movie was at least like 15 years ago
God damn what a cool movie, I miss that era where movies weren't afraid to take a silly concept and just run with it without winking at the audience every five seconds
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I DON'T WANT A LOT FOR CHRISTMAS
THERE IS JUST ONE THING I NEED
I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE PRESENTS UNDERNEATH THE CHRISTMAS TREE
I JUST WANT YOU FOR MY OWN
MORE THAN YOU CAN EVER KNOW
MAKE MY WISH COME TRUE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS (you)
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>>65625139
It's fun, enough it.
Anyway, gonna try Ginger Snaps next since its the first thing that caught my eye, guess this is gonna be a werewolf themed halloween
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>>65625245
*enjoy it
and forgot my picture
I might be a little drunk
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>>65625250
Big chocolate wolf girl butt...
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>>65624423
>Or you get a hug as the sweet embrace of death in a more peaceful manner.
Likely, and preferable. But there's just a slim chance she's actually looking for a husband and just can't turn off the cryptid menacing shit even when she's trying to get a hug.

>Also just LOOK at that bush!
I see you are a man of taste and high culture, just like me.
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>>65624419
Year of being a /k/ommando and going innawoods and innazone has finally payed off. We have found werewolf girls and cute skinwalkers and shit.
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>>65624947
Peak 35yo single aunt behavior.
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>>65625265
Imagine the smell
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>got drunk at bar
>two costumed foids in their 30s touch me and introduce themselves for no reason
The fuck
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>>65625338
I thought you liked skanks, what's the problem?
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>>65625338
Sorry to read that you fell off the wagon. I guess "alcoholic" should be added to your dossier.
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>>65624948
You should give Savageland a shot. Its a found photos/documentary movie about zombies and the images they show are pretty spooky. I remember talking to an anon on /tv/ a few years ago about it and we ended up theorizing that the "zombies" are way more than meet the eye. The photos really show them in a demonic light and its implied throughout that they have some kind of intelligence as they block the only payphone in the area from being used and close in on the town from multiple directions at once. Not only that but at some point in the movie its talked about how an entire family that was seeking shelter on a water tower decided to just jump off and commit suicide rather then defend their spot which was just a singular ladder leading up to the tower. Thats how bad these things were.
Its free on the youtubes if you wanna watch it.
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>>65625475
Just posting on here :,)
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>>65625475

I fell asleep on the floor and missed most of the day.
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>>65625523
Are you a cat or something
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>>65625523
This artist made a lot of cute stuff. Unfortunately no longer active.
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>>65625527

Not to my knowledge.

>>65625529

The Troy(?) stock on the Vector stood out to me. I like when artists take the time to draw aftermarket parts.
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>>65624357
inject this shit right into my veins
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>>65624357
>>65625559
Doggirl GF would be superior if you ask me.
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>>65625566
>hyperactive sporty genki who keeps slobbering all over your face
I'm not sure I have the energy...
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>>65625590
this
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>>65625475
Had a quiet night in watching zombie movies, incidentally
>>65624979
>1978 dawn of the dead
Romero or Argento cut?
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>>65625590
>>65625598
It would be trying sometimes, but worth it for the loyalty and open-heartedness. Also if you made her a bed by the fire she'd pretty much just sleep until you woke her up to go do something.
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To the anon who recommended Dog Soldiers for Halloween /k/ino, it was awesome. Only thing that could be better is if they were sexy were-waifus lol.
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>>65625174
there must have been something in the food.
(realistic explenation could river/sea creatures like horseshohe crabs or invertibrates )


>>65624357
my cat comes around at 3-4 am meows into my face once. leaves to take a shit and eat. then she returns and headbutts me until i scoot over and let her on my warm spot. there he curls up and sleeps. sometimes she sleeps on my arm huffing my arm pit...

i love her so god dam much
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>there are 3 /ak/ threads on the 'log
what the fuck is wrong with this weebniggery
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>>65625729
"ze blitzkrieg only stops to pet ze kittens"
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>>65625729
>Dog Soldiers
Classic POS B movie that is actually pretty good for logic defying reasons.


Anyone remember the other British one where they're in Eastern Europe and there's a bunker/facility full of undead Nazi Science™ SS troops or whatever the fuck?
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>>65625782
Theyre all passed bump limit, whys the board so slow?
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>>65625736
>sometimes she sleeps on my arm huffing my arm pit
Anon’s cute pits..
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>>65625432
Savageland was great and it's one of my favorite lesser known zombie movies. I definitely agree that there's something like that going on with the zombies, also given how they apparently use very low population areas to move around without detection. I get the feeling that the fact that (iirc) nobody in a South Texas town is mentioned as using guns to defend themselves when a horde of zombies rolls through might trigger people on /k/ though
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>>65625795
The newer zombie one or the older ghost one or the really bad vampire one(s)?

>Dog soldiers
>B
How fucking dare you
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>>65625351
Al-bukhari likes em young.
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>>65625841
monstergirls made /ak/ go feral.
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>>65625910
>the older ghost one
Probably that. I am gonna guess I watched it in 2008 or '09.
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>>65625912
Can confirm
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>>65625910
>or the really bad vampire one(s)?
These?
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>>65625729
That kitty's fuggin' adorable.
>>65625795
It's the most realistic werewolf movie I've seen. If only they had picrel they might have stood a chance. And when they can coordinate like a true pack? Nightmare fuel. And apparently the guy who plays Cooper is the voice of Soap McTavish. I had a feeling I knew that voice from somewhere lmao.
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Is "shork" sort for shark dork? Not all sharks are dorks, obviously, so I wanted to make sure in case I ever felt the need to use that term.

Or is it just people trying to sound like they are from New Jersey.
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>>65625040
Hit the road dude, she ain't your wife, she's mine!
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one more crowanon pic for the road.
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>>65625989
really just a cute word for shark
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>>65625994
<3 Owlgirls
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>>65625590
Thats only when you get home, it’s the best part of her day after all. Her tail going as fast as it can causing her hips to sway with the wagging, maybe she lightly stamps her feet in place, maybe she has to grab something to hold to contain her excitement (all real things dogs do), who knows anon, she just loves you so much, your return is cause for celebration.
Otherwise she just wants to be with you and will follow your lead on activities and energy, she just doesn’t trust the mailman.
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>>65626028
also dont play the trumpet around her she will go awoo
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>>65625729
>Bosnian Muslim SS troops
>kitty playing with a live hand grenade
Lel
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>>65626071
>GF awoos in public
Life goals.
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>>65626077
A frogge biþ a ſmale beaſte wiþ foure leggys, whiche liueþ boþe in watere & on londe. Hit biþ ofte tyme broune or grene or yelowe; or be hit tropyckal, hit may hauen dyuers coloures lyk reed, blewe, & blak. Tropyckalle frogges liuyn in trewes. Hit haþ longys & guilles boþe. Þe frogges ſkyn lokeþ gloſſi bi cauſe of his ſecrecioun, whiche may been poiſounous. Moſte frogges nauen nought a tayl, an þeire lymes ben yfolden under þeire likame. His frounte two feet hauen foure tos and his bak two feet hauen fif tos. Þes tos ſtiken wele to wode, rocke & glas. Froggen moste ben in þe watere to ſpawnen. Þe frogge haccheþ from an ey & hit þanne becomeþ a tadpolle. Hit groweþ to þanne a frogge, yef hit ne be nought eten. Some male frogges maken loude ſouns wiþ þeire mouþys for to maken þeim ſelven knowen to femmelles. Some þe femmelles refuſen.
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>>65625901
There was at least one guy that was shown using a gun, some kind of hunting rifle, which was Ron. He was apparently an avid hunter and a really good shot but was only able to pop off a round or two before he got killed. I also think there's an image of a guy using a shotgun to defend himself and his family but he's completely surrounded, not sure about that one though. Anyways considering the area they were in im sure more people had guns but that just goes to show how bad these things and how caught off guard the people were. Another scary detail I remember is that the zombies were able to rip doors off their hinges so in some cases people probably weren't even able to get to their guns before being surrounded
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Monsters has invaded. Post Girls with muskets to fight back!
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>>65625644
>Romero or Argento cut?
Unsure but it was the one thats 2 hours and 34 minutes
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>>65626099
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>>65626099
Monsters or monster women. This is very important.
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>>65626099
Those monsters are as good as dead.
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>>65624236
>>65624423
I won't lie... I'm at a point where this doesn't sound all that bad. Would fall for her, without much hesitation. It sounds like a chance to go, by the somewhat more comfortable way.

>>65625303
Either that or your option, sounds like a way to have a purpose in life.
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>>65626114
Oh god! They got muskets! >>65626104

>>65626109
Monster women...
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>>65626099
>ehhh? you don't even have a rifle?
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>>65623937
>30 "I'm not a furry but..." fags
>27 "bite me goth mommy" fags
Fascinating
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>>65626117
Holy fuck, would
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>>65625782
AW HELL NAW I KNOW YOU DIDN JUS USE THE W WORD
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>>65626133
Damn bratty rich girls!
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>always thought decent quality SxS were like thousands of dollars
>turns out you can get used European made ones for like $300 online
Neat
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>>65626139
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>>65626155
Yeah, nah....
The goat head STAYS on during the act.
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Use Musket. Kill Monsters.
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>>65626166
Or Use Musket to GET monster wife!
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>>65626160
>korean artist
>their entire portfolio is stuffed to the brim with the most unhinged and degenerate gore porn and cannibalism shit imaginable
Every. Fucking. Time....
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>>65626172
Dude is pretty based.
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>>65626124
>Monster women...
Shan't be fighting. Let it happen
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>>65626171
This, monsters are for loving and hugging, not for killing.
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>>65623937
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>>65626179
>>65626177
But then who are we going to shoot with muskets?
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>>65626191
Holy fuck...
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>>65626190
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>>65626196
Sadly the frontal ones aren't allowed on a Christian Image Board. But source is in the filename.
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>>65626199
But what are aliens but another form of monster...
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>>65626207
Yeah, but they're monsters from another planet, so they don't count.
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>>65626177
>>65626179
This
Just relax, let it happen, aren't you tired~?
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>>65626214
What sort of taur is this?
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>>65626217
Corgitaur
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>>65625912
>>65625933
Sticking your dick in 18 year old pussy is fucking great and im not gonna sit here and lie about that. Whenever the opportunity presents itself I WILL smash 18 year old white and latina pussy, no matter how old I am.
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>>65626208
But the Aliens look like this... and they have space muskets...
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>>65626117
that's disgusting
delete this shit
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uma or fox?
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>>65626270
Yes.
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>>65626099
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>>65626270
HORSEY WIFE :D
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>>65626099
Oh no
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I really should get myself a musket one of these days
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>>65626270
I love foxes, but definitely has to be horse
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>>65626315
Make sure you get an actual >.65cal smoothbore, not one of the wussy rifled modern facsimiles that tend to top out at .50cal
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>>65626315
Flintlock > p*rcussion btw
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>>65626151
Bratty girls need punishment....
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>>65626297
Horsey wife, happy life!
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>go to European store run by the Serbs this morning
>gave me like 15 dollars off
>and their daughter (who I thought up to this point was another employee there) said my outfit looked nice
I'm winning so hard this morning.

>>65626328
For looks yes, but for practicality no.
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>>65626226
>continually rotating out women when they get too old for you
>not committing yourself to a single woman that loves and cherishes you, regardless of your age
NGMI, floozy kisser
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>>65626340
>smug face
>leggings showing off a phat pvssy
Erect
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>>65626354
Im not yukari dipshit and you'd be hard pressed to find a man who wouldn't have no strings attached sex with 18 year olds.
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>>65626366
NO! GET ON MY LEVEL OF CHETNIK AND THEN YOU CAN OOGLE SERBIAN WOMEN! SHOO, SHOO!

>>65626369
>no strings attached sex with 18 year olds.
I wouldn't. That's pretty degenerate no matter which way you look at it.
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>>65626270
Human women! Destroy all monsters!
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>>65626373
>That's pretty degenerate no matter which way you look at it.
Since when is having sex degenerate? We all want to have sex, sex is great.
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>>65626100
>2 hours and 34 minutes
Ah, Romero's extended one.
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>>65626270
fox
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>>65626199
Damn, I just finished XCOM 2, now you've got me wondering how it would look if set in a different time period. That might be a bit too early to work with the tech tree and stuff, but the Victorian era would be sick. Imagine the brass steampunk type adaptations of alien technology...
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>>65626387
>Since when is having sex degenerate?
Premarital sex has been considered degenerate for most of civilized white society, brownoid animals like you wouldn't understand
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Maybe once I find out what gun to base my entire identity around and fully commit to her adjacent GFL waifu form like SS, the void in my heart will be filled and I'll finally be happy.
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>>65626395
Judeo/Christian/muzzie Abrahamic religions are brownoid in origin and arguably don't belong in civilized white socity.
The pre-Christian pagan Europe had very different standards and morals for this kind of stuff.
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>>65626135
>"bite me goth mommy"
That's a compelling argument.
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>>65626117
>>65626155
i know where you got those pics from.
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>>65626395
Ah yes, white society didnt have premarital sex since after the romans conquered the gauls.
Idiot puritan.
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>>65626400
Me too, anon. Me too.
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>>65626099
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>>65626124
>Monster women
you all run and save yourselves
I'll hold them off
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>>65626432
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>>65626387
Ever since we started letting men and women alike be extremely promiscuous without any embarrassment or shame it's been downhill from there.
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>>65626387
Our society has a lot of very loud voices trying to curtail or demonize normal male heterosexuality. It also hurts that men are often treated very poorly by women. This leads to a lot of young guys never getting any female validation, not just sexual validation, mind you, and not enjoying dating at all, so they want to fulfill their sexuality in a way that is congruent with not having to navigate this punishing minefield, so they fantasize about marrying young and being loyally monogamous. It's not bad. It wouldn't be too much of an issue if our society actually set people up to marry young. Instead, our society has this sort of bizarre social darwinism towards young men in particular and assigns young men value based on perceived sexual utility, ensuring most of them fail to achieve what we consider success and are viewed coldly as objects, even if they are successful.
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>>65626439
>sexual liberation began around the early 1960's-70's after birth control and condoms became widespread
>pretty much everything after that point has been a total waste of time and the most soulless era in human history until we've gotten into our absolutely hellish "everything is grey rectangle" era if today
You might be onto something
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>>65626439
Nah, I dont buy it. Japs are horny monkeys and they went from feudal warlords to losing a global conflict in 80 years. Greeks were proud faggots and we still discuss their military exploits and contributions to science and philosophy. If anything, the lack of community because we treat everyone like an insect because they might not strictly adhere to your own values is whats killing society.
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>>65626452
>"everything is grey rectangle"
You can thank communists and automakers for that.
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>>65626456
You can thank faggot corpos AND commies. They all want to squeeze every fucking nickel out of consumers while spendong the least amount of money on them or the product. They are the exact same people. Commies want efficiency and cheapness for the state, the corpos want it for the next financial quarter. They are all the same psychotic people.
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>>65624203
That Hood is LEWD
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>>65626452
You reminded me that there is vtuber that is avataring as a Prussian princess
https://youtube.com/@airikaprinzessin
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>>65626465
They both worship the demiurge and material reality
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>>65626455
>>65626452
FEMINISM and the destruction of social norms is what's destroying society
women should never have been given the right to vote
the consequences of women's suffrage have been devestating

JEWS did this
JEWS spread feminist ideology in the West
JEWS invented The Pill
JEWS invented condoms

cease all forms of aid of any kind to Israel
close Israel's embassy in the US and remove our embassy from Israel
give them a warning so they can evacuate it and then sink their largest naval vessel as revenge for the USS Liberty
anyone with dual Israeli citizenship should immediately be stripped of their American (or other Western nation) citizenship and deported to Israel
every Israeli intelligence operative should be immediately arrested and deported to Israel
every current and former member of AIPAC should be arrested and deported to Israel (in the case that they do not have Israeli citizenship and Israel won't take them, then we imprison them for life on the grounds of treason)
every member of Christians United for Israel should be put on a permanent watchlist under suspicion of treason
ban anyone with Israeli affiliation from entering the country as anything other than a prisoner
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>>65626172
pretty sure mossa is a turk, actually.
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>>65626435
https://storage.to/qGi9kEzoV
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>>65626497
They worship the demiurge btw
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>>65626500
No, mossa is Korean
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>>65626502
>AI
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>>65626529
Yes?
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>>65626543
Bad
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>>65626555
Retard
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>>65626560
Consoomer
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>>65626411
the ancient Germans would strangle fornicators. Hippie free love paganism is modern faggot shit.
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>>65626570
We used to have sacred orgies. "Used to," now I'm mad. We need to bring those back.
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>>65626570
And leaders would have multiple wives and be free to fuck whoever they wanted and you couldn't do a fucking thing about it if he wanted to fuck your wife
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>>65626584
>And leaders would have multiple wives
Yes
>and be free to fuck whoever they wanted
No
>and you couldn't do a fucking thing about it if he wanted to fuck your wife
Hollywood nonsense invented by Jews.
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Should the next thread still be spooky or something else like Fall season?
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>>65626588
Day of the Dead
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>>65626588
Turkey thread to celebrate how on November 1, 1922 the office of Sultan was abolished and the Ottoman Empire ceased to exist.
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>>65626600
Absolutely nobody likes turkey
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>>65626617
See, that's what's fun about it. It makes non-Turks mad, because fuck Turkey. It makes Turks mad, because REEE OTTOMAN STRONK GIB BACK CALIPHATE. It's ideal.
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>>65626617
Turkey only cool because the make cheap replicas of 1911 and spas 12 also turkey origin story is that a boy was saved by a wolf and when he got older they fucked
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>>65626588
Mariah Carey edition
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>>65626622
Are we talking about a wolf or a wolf(kemono or kemonomimi) >>65625250 ?
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>>65626511
how do you know?
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>>65626560
AIslop is retarded.
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>>65626636
Because his shit's all fucked up (in a good way). No turk would be that talented, even if they are as fucked up.
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>>65626631
Full wolf and when they had 10 kids they were half wolf half human
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>>65626636
He's outright said so, and posted self portraits of himself in traditional Korean clothes
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>>65626639
Did you lose your job to a chatbot or something?
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>>65626622
Abolishing the Caliphate was objectively a hilarious move. Arabs will never forgive the Turks for this.
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>>65626641
I suppose someone has to start it off.
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Honestly, considering werewolves won the poll, a Turkish edition might not be a bad idea (if you know, you know)
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>>65626644
>t-this person made fun of me for being an AIslopper, he must've been personally hurt by AI somehow!
no, i just think it's garbage
bottom of the barrel typical NPC AIdrone response btw lmao.
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>>65625432
Thanks for the recommendation anon just watched it, very interesting take on a found "footage" film.
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>image limit
It's over.
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>>65623689
giwtwm
I have a massive fetish for the idea of a significantly larger than me girl just laying down on me and trapping me under her.
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>>65626653
We could do Roman instead
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>>65626502
Damn, would
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>>65626667
What can I say. Anons go wild for monster girls
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Since tomorrow is Monday: Monstergirl Monday?
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>>65626697
No last time we did that the thread got auto saged
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>>65626671
Don't do landwhales.
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>>65626715
he didn't mean it like that
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>>65626715
By larger I meant tall stronk amazonian woman, not Walmart sharter
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>>65626697
>>65626707
jannies are fags with shit taste, it'd need to be something more subtle.
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>>65626724
I told you already. Go with Roman edition if you want to keep being furfags.
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>>65626671
i want a woman big enough to just swoop me up and pick me up, then press me into her chest.
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>>65626697
MIKU
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>>65626455
the nihongojin have been in non-stop cultural decline since the hono-ji incident
fuck the Tokugawa clan
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>>65626724
>it'd need to be something more subtle.
Yet didn't we have a mommy monday not too long ago where anons talked about wanting to fuck moms and aunts and it didn't get wiped off the face face of the earth. Funny how that works
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Ah shit, wrong picture
Oh well, you guys were taking way too fucking long, new bread
>>65626880
>>65626880
>>65626880
>>65626880
>>65626880
>>65626880
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>>65626883
Pretty funny at least
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>>65626508
The demiurge doesn’t exist btw
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>>65627585
gnostics are genuinely evil cultists who hate humanity and all of God's creation, never engage with them in good faith because they will never bother to show you the same consideration.
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>>65627602
god doesn't exist either, neither of them exist, you are both retards.



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