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I love monster girls!
Hairy good.
>>65626880Why do they look like men?
>>65626880Sex with wolf gals. Marry them perhaps. Try to make them civilized only to be reminded that they're feral beings as one nearly breaks your pelvis while leaving deep claw marks on your back during lovey dovey sex perhaps.
>>65626920if you think about it, domestication is sort of like bimboification
Civilizing and culturally dominating monsters and aliens is probably my favorite fetish.
>>65626918What kind of sexy ass men do you hang out with?
MIKU MMMMMMONDAY
If you'll permit me a little armchair philosophy, I think the "ikeafication" of society (the process of reducing everything to it's most "optimized," aka, cheapest to produce form) has been the single most devastating strike to the human spirit our species has ever faced. Everything is a grey rectangle now, ever building, every outfit, every car, all color and style has been removed to give you the single blandest shit imaginable and this is sold to you as "convenient, cost efficient, comfortable," but look at the actual cost. When the fuck was the last time you've ever just spontaneously wanted to walk around your town instead of going somewhere to get something you need or to leave the town? How often does anyone just walk around, see something in the distance and say "hey, that looks neat, I wanna check it out?" What kind of social cohesion can you form when half your town/city could burn down without you giving a shit? What's the point of leaving your house for anyone reason than necessity when there's sweet fuck all to see outside?They say we were "born in the best era" from a technological and medical standpoint, and yet we're also facing a rise in mental illness and anti-social behavior the likes of which has never been recorded in all of human history and that's no coincidence if you ask me. Call it commies, call it shareholders, it makes no difference, the end result is the same, a world without beauty absolutely fucking destroys humanity.>b-but anon, it's smartphones that are the probl-Smartphones are just a symptom, people would be way more likely to put the smartphones away if there was actually anything worth looking up at.
>>65626945Agreed. Around here where I live in kentucky you still see some colorful and occasionally unique cars at least. I've seen a few kei trucks and some older vehicles like a El Camino and those ford/chevy 4x4 country trucks out and about driving around. On my road I'll also see some nice motorcycles pass by every now and then, there was this really nice one that looked like pic rel drive by once and it was an absolute beauty to see irl.
>>65626945Correct. Inflation is entirely to blame for this btw. The world continually improved, and grew more beautiful and vibrant, right up until central banks figured out how to pull off continual inflation, and many would say it has declined and gotten uglier ever since.
>>65626945>They say we were "born in the best era" from a technological and medical standpointThe technology have made everyone depressed and the medicine has allowed the sick and insane to thrive.Id say the majority of people today simply dont deserve to exist and only do because of modern medicine and the government practically breeding them to make more workers/voters. Deep inside these people Instinctively know this and it makes them hate themselves, thus leading to the self destructive and antisocial behavior plaguing the west today. Nothing about the modern world is normal or natural and it is driving everyone insane.
>>65626918bisexual character designs formulated to generate as much woke approval as possible while still extracting coomer money
>tfw my state is probably going to flip blueIt's been nice knowing you all, I am going to freak the fuck out and burn down a Food Lion
My cute fox wife Leva
>>65626918not really, they're dressed like men but don't have men bodies or faces.
>>65627182I’m in Texas and the same looks to be happening. It is what it is
>>65626887Looks like she is saying>Can I get uhhhhhhhh
>>65627182I thought the 11'8" bridge thing was in Michigan, huh
Itd suck to crash here
>>65627182Hasn't your retard state been flipping back and forth for years?
>>65627211uhh anon why are you posting while driving. You shouldn't do that
>>65627214Why? The only thing I have to lose is my life
>>65627182Virginian here. You have my condolences and sympathy.
my plate carrier wife Springfield.
>>65627235This is the EXACT thing I illustrated in detail about armor plates and boobs.
>>65627245can you show me again pls and thanks wuv u, u my besd fren :DDDDDD
>>65627235More like SLUTFIELD!
>>65627235What a whore doing this in public.
>>65627228Yea but what about posting with us. If you dieded you wouldn't be able to do that anymore
>>65627254>>65627257Only for lesbians
Mongols
>>65627273And Philistines
>>65627277And Slavs, oh my!
>>65627271Need Lee Enfield in GFL2 for the canon yuri paring with Springfield.
>>65627253Only because you said please
>>65626918I didn't know people from Thailand post here
>>65626945>When the fuck was the last time you've ever just spontaneously wanted to walk aroundNever in my life, is this what normal people do? Why?
>>65627204They've got new age yaoi twink faces, broad-ish shoulders and weirdly deemphasized boobs. Even the bustier one has squared tits.It looks like an artist who mostly draws male bitch types moonlighting or maybe just a muscle futa artist but honestly same difference.
>>65627379Not really, does look korean though
>>65627182is it just the congressional seats, or are your state legislators/governor likely to flip too?
Got a new gun!(˶ˆᗜˆ˵)Rossi LWC in 300 Larpout!ヽ(^o^)ノFingers crossed thats i can zero this little poverty plinker(,,> ᴗ <,,)
>>65627432This is a suspiciously Tomoe like post.you wouldn't happen to be a patriotic tomboy military horsegirl vtuber would you?
>Decided to watch Dog Soldiers thanks to the other anon mentioning itGod I miss cheesy ass movies like this that still try to take themselves seriously.
>>65627432Where do you normally put your plush? Do you take it out with you?
>>65627432Going to throw a suppresor on it?
>>65627440I am not, but I need one in my life like a lizard needs the sun>>65627442She stays on muh manga bookshelf>pic relatedI never was one to take plushies out in public, maybe some pins on a backpack. Also vtuber merch is expensive, dont want to ruin it faster by beating it up taking it around town>>65627446I wish, I am a Californian, so...legally...I cant.
If anyone's curious, the final count was actually a perfect split
>>65627473The real answer is whichever gets to you first, loyalty is more important than aesthetics
>>65627468Who are 2 stands in front of the books? They look cute.
>>65627476Chikafuji Lisa and Juniper Actias
>>65627482Thank you.
>>65627468>CalifornianEw gross can't belive I share a board with your kind
>>65627486There are at least 3 of us that pop in to these threads. Also the serb larper tripfag is a Californian.
>>65627409The state legislature is going to flip because Republicans are retarded and did NOTHING for two years AGAIN so I'm expecting an AWB and reintroduction of pistol permits and then for the GOP to retake the legislature after Trump leaves office and not repeal anything because they're fucking stupid and imagine if the roles were reversed.
>>65627475What if they both get to you at the same time and you have to choose otherwise they'll fight each other to the death over you? (or do you just let them, to the victors the spoils)
>>65627510Simultaneity is impossible so I work tirelessly to figure out which was actually first
>>65627510what if I get them a bit drunk so instead of fighting they just start kissing each other, I can even make my escape in their drunken state
>>65627366It is in places where the town is nice and there's actually shit to see/do, that's exactly the problem, most of us don't because there's sweet fuck all within walking distance and if we want to actually do anything we have to really commit to going to a specific place.
>>65627366Its nice to walk around where you live. Im honestly surprised to hear that you dont just want to get up and walk around sometimes.
>>65627491Ah that's right the fake Serb dude is a gay Californian
>>65627491>>65627524Now we need a Californian larping Serb to even things out.
>>65627525Fuck that reminds me of thos pictures of some Russian dude larping as a American. There was pictures if him with McDonald's and wearing ucp i think
>>65627520Why would you want to escape? Don't you want a goth mommy/tomboy furry as your loving loyal wife?
>>65627524And warehouse lady had her way with the serb
>>65626880>Bestiality vs necrophiliaTough choice. Shame that /ak/ chose to be furries.
>>65627541They're actually pretty split on whether to fuck a corpse or a dog >>65627473
>>65627540Why'd you have to word it like that?
>>65627540Didn't hear about that what happend?
>>65627468Sounds like something a patriotic tomboy military horsegirl vtuber would say to throw us off her trail.
>>65626918They…don’t?Are you blind?
The spooky day with fireworks and the like, and possibly my heroic charge with a ski pole seems to have scared off the blackbear. However, a new threat has emerged after hooligans did the normal thing of smashing pumpkins, and the FUCKING RACCOONS have returned. Evil creatures.
>>65627541Usually /k/ combines both, so it makes people think having to choose only one at a time.
Whats your status gentlemen? How many anons did we lose to monster girls? I nearly slipped and almost invited a vampire girl into my home but caught myself at the last second.
>>65627618still a wizard, even though I have no costume
>>65627277I'm wondering if this is blasphemous or not, because (pre) King David is still portrayed as a man, it merely just rule 63'd Goliath.but Goliath was seen as the bad guy so would it be bad to genderbend him?
>>65627624Did you gain any new powers?
if a woman maintains her virginity to 30 and older does she gain powers too?
>>65627679Marinated.
>>65627679Perhaps... You'll have to confer with the elders about this one as it is a rather rare sight to see especially in these times.
>>65627597I miss him bros...
>>65627679Ask a nun? I swear the penguin has something going on
>>65627473Threesome it is.
>>65627707He is dead, anon.Get over it!!
>>65627283We don't do that here
>>65627709Yeah but what if we're on a mission from Gahd?
>>65627730>we're on a mission from GahdWhich god? Israeli or indian ones?
>>65627535don't be a fool, they might look pretty but they still have cooties like regular girls
Yuri NTR anon here, whenever I goon to yuri I immediately regret it and think to myself, "hmm maybe I don't want to jerk off to lesbians fucking the love of my life"Well thankfully I didn't jerk off yesterday for unrelated reasons, later a friend let me know it was no nut November and I was super happy because I didn't goon that day, imagine failing NNN because you forgot it November.Well wish me luck anons maybe Ill stop nee yorking it to yuri bandai namco hopefully.
>>65626880Silver is a peak wife it's just a shame her gun is so offensively bad I wince using it.
>>65627747>Yuri NTRWhy?? Is your dick so bad that she would rather use toys with her girlfriends, lmao?
what motivates people to fap to NTR of any kind, really? is it just self-hatred?
>>65627924Most people that i know, loves to larp as the bull. They believe that you can tame any woman if you fuck her good enough.
>>65627747you've probably been asked this multiple times already, but why yuri NTR?a fantasy exists in your imagination and can be whatever you want; why therefore do you choose to make it cuckshit and not at least a threesome or something?
>>65627924You don't really choose what you like.Free will is a myth and some people just get mindraped and fap to toasters for their entire lives.
>>65627273>>65627277>>65627280Good lord why are they drawn so voluptuous
>>65627432Based and cute
>>65627747Yuri and cuckoldry in general is, well, cucked. Praying for you to stop being such a faggot. I believe in you, anon. One day you will jerk off to male_POV and 1girl
>>65627205Not to get political but ads about "they're gonna tax you more and make your kids trans" fall on deaf ears when you're already broke and have no hope of having a kid. Not like the left has had any real bangers, they're just running with the pedophile by proxy thing. Frankly it just pisses me off none of those TV ads actually cover what either of their plans are or what they actually want to do. Like can we knock it off with the character attacks? You're both disgusting creatures that should be hung from the nearest light post, now just tell me which one of you two has a better policy on infrastructure
>>65628049but anon, my side good other side bad!
>>65628044>all that SIG-slopEwwww
>>65628049Because nobody has a policy on infrastructure, at least not one they want to discuss publicly. The republicans' plan is to pretend the problems don't exist while allowing whoever currently controls that market segment to continue fleecing you, just like they do with housing affordability and health care. The dems' plan is to tax the bejeezus out of you to fund never ending infrastructure boondoggles that are really money laundering operations to redirect funds to cronies and/or preferred minorities, just like they do with housing affordability and health care.
>>65628049Hanged, you hang humans. Hung is only used when it's an object like a painting. Despite people thinking otherwise, it's 'hanged, drawn and quarters' even though 'hung' is easier to say. You hang humans.
>>65627502Damn that sucks. I'd say move to SC, but there's a real chance that one flips blue too. Trump really screwed the pooch this time.
>>65628073Why is the machine gun's ammo can around the bear's neck, wouldn't it make more sense for it to be where the trunk on its back is?
>>65627679They become witches, witches are extremely rare though because it's almost unheard of for a woman to reach the age of 30 without losing her virginity, such a creature would be powerful indeed
>>65627965The artist has a type
>>65628160>The artist has a typeYeah, landwhale. LMAO.I bet that artist is american or Americophile.
>>65628165You saying you wouldn't? Chronically low test, might wanna talk to your doctor about putting you on some hormone treatment
>>65628172>You saying you wouldn't? Chronically low test,Said the fatmerican. Lemme guess, youre enlisted with a fat ass dependa?
Im going walking on a longish trail. Please pray 4 my safety and hope I don't get snatched by a bobcat girl
>>65628179The opinions of Europeans is less than their networth.
>>65628187Throat-singing Steppemama
>>65628237>you will never get captured by an insanely voluptuous Mongol horse archer who will force you to be her husband, eating meat and horse milk everyday >she will never deep throat you and then start throat singing
>>65628073Fair, but they don't even lie about it anymore. Like at least they used to whisper sweet nothings into our ears about fixing this or improving that
>>65628172>>65628187Need Mongol GF. God I hate phoneposting. Keeps saying I'm banned. Fuck you
>>65628246Well yeah, they don't even know how to pretend to fix anything. Not because it's too hard, but because they're too stupid and lazy.
>>65628244Can I still have my airguns?
Remember Anons, hundreds of people disappear in national parks all the time. Now, I'm not saying they've been abducted by bear girls who want a cuddle buddy all winter, but you never know...
I should get some corduroy pants for the winter, I hear they're comfy
>>65628309A grim fate indeed, perish the thought.
>>65628309>>65628355>>65628244>>65628187>>65628172>>65628160Fucking fatties.
>>65628378Counterpoint, tig ol bitties
>>65628382Large breasts can exist without being attached to fat bitches jogger
>>65628378A little fat is cute and provides comfy cuddles
>>65628244>she will never deep throat youI would hope so. How is she supposed to do that?
>>65628073My state's plans on infrastructure is to turn into a second California and then die.I went from seeing a crash once every week or two, to seeing awful crashes almost every two days. These people don't deserve to drive. They don't deserve to live here. They need to go back, but they won't. I'm tired of seeing kids sitting on the sidewalk, crying as their parents are hauled into ambulances. And things are only gonna get worse.
>>65628387Bearbrina...
>>65627639Tbh Lady G taking off her helmet to mock David is very much in character, the implied SS is the blasphemous bit. what bothers me more is that as I get older, the idea of a woman getting hurt/killed gets more upsetting to me, Idk if I should see a therapist about that
>>65628427Would (make lovey lovey interlocked fingers kissing and hugging sex with until I was exhausted ans passed out on top of her, resting my head between her fat tits)
>>65628441>idea of a woman getting hurt/killed gets more upsetting to me, Idk if I should see a therapist about thatWhy would you want to see a therapist at all, especially for that?It's unusual to see women get hurt or killed, and if they do suffer that fate they usually chose and deserved it.But that ain't something a therapist can help you with.
>>65628309This is much closer to what those russian bear girls should be from that korean fox girl drawer dude, though not quite this excessive.
Fatfags go home.
>>65628477We are home
>>65628468I bet TM would shoot a Vector
>>65628244>giant ass unnaturally voluptuous Mongol warrior woman captures you in a raid>decides she's gonna keep you>when she's about to tie you up to transport you back to her Yurt she realizes she forget the rope>has another idea>takes off her armor, opens her robe, and grabs your, smooshing you between her massive tits>closes her robe and straps her armor back on tightly >for the next several hours your entire world is nothing but a little fleshy tit cave that smells more like fermented girl musk every minute
>>65628531https://gamerant.com/nyc-mayor-mamdani-favorite-anime/why are weeabos like this
>>65628541I really don't get the mamdami dick riding. Unless he were to kill off the entirety of NYC and replace everyone with people marginally less shitty, NYC will forever remain a shithole. New Yorkers are legitimately subhuman, and what's wild is that it goes for all races and subgroups. The worst of any given group will be found in NYC
>>65628555Because he's a brown commie. Of course the media needs to fellate him
>>65628378
>haven't had a romantic interest since that one time in middle school>develop feelings for someone>she's moving to fucking Japan soonWell it's not like I had a chance and it's a bad time to start a relationship before I go off to bootcamp...
>monster
Why are women be so erotic
>>65628630Because God had to give us a reason to deal with them
What if she has a nice personality as well?
TOP 5 ANIME GRILLS!5. Sadayo kawakami4. Tifa Lockhart.3. CAPPIE :D2. Tomoe Umari.1. SPRINGFIELD!
my wife Springfield.
>>65628555he makes jews seethe. enemy of my enemy o algo
I should draw more often
>>65628661>makes jews seetheHe's a brown, communist, and muzzie. Who do you think put him there
Monsters you say?
>>65628669Thanks for sharing. Always nice to see anons drawing their wives too; a good display of dedication.
>>65628309>>65628355>>65628387>>65628427FUCKING HNNNNNNGGGG. It’s not fair I was hiking all morning and wasn’t preyed upon once
>>65628661>retarded sentiment>retarded zoomerspeak>contrarian and mentally illoh yeah, it's failed man time.you realize you can hate kikes and mudslimes at the same time, right? cutting off your nose by cheering for mudslimes in the US to spite your face is fucking stupid and a sign of low IQ.
>>65628700damn, i need to get myself a monstergirl that stares at me in my sleep and continues staring even if she knows i know she's staring.
>>65628839You weren't carrying around tasty enough snacks to get abducted I guess, better luck next time
>>65628862>t. seething jew
>>65628182Im back
>>65628877>n-nooooooo you made fun of my contrarian mudslime saviour!>you must be a joooooooooooooooooooooooooshut up nigger.
>>65628781It’s “brace for shock” but good try
>>65628875Bet this guy draws mad fag porn, anyone who draws male characters with feminine hips like that is usually a fucking freak.
Impregnating Springfield on Christmas.
>>65628986under the mistletoe?
>>65628990under your moms roof.
>>65628998was this before or after anon's mom yuri ntr'd you?
>>65628982I've thumbed through his work, only one bit of gay porn and it's Venti. There's also one of a conventionally attractive man but it's not porn and I'm certain it's meant for the girls. Also the rest of the smut is pretty solid, 8/10 material
>>65628777Thanks, anon. Maybe I will
>>65629000anons mom isn't lee enfield that's his aunt lololololololololololololol
>>65629047At that point you gotta question who's actually the "master" in that relationship
>>65629075>>65629047>>65628700weapons?
>>65629085Muh dick is a weapon
Cowboy Bebop 4K release lessssgoooooo
>>65629100movie or the whole show?
>>65629103Da movie
>>65629114eh, cool regardless
>>65629085The gardevoir in my image are holding pistols
>>65629085Of course.
>go to surplus store>spot these diecast metal planes, ships, and helicopters that are also pencil sharpeners for 6.50 eachFuck me I wanted to get them all but I have no clue where I'd put them. For now I just got a 155 mm long tom where it can actually turn and lift up plus the trail system or whatever its called opens and closes too. Apparently there's more like an apache, black hawk, sherman tank, aircraft carrier, V-22, tomcat, etc.
>>65629220I had the apache and a field gun as a child. I wish I knew where they were now.
>>65629229Unfortunate but you can buy many of them online for about $10 each it seems. I know its not the same as if they were your originals but still
>>65628309Oh come on, don't be ridiculous, "bear girls are abducting hikers?" Even for a shitpost that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, hikers go missing because they're dumbasses who go innawoods without being properly prepare, get lost, and starve, simple as. That's why whenever you go innawoods you should always bring lots of snacks, like, lots and lots of snacks, way more than you think you'll need, preferably honey flavored too. And if you ever go off the manicured hiking trails (which you should, they're lame) you should always wear a bear bell or something like that to make noise so we know where you are, remember, most bears want to avoid people.
>>65628331dont have any corduroy pants, always thought the lines looked weird on me. However on that topic I'm so glad it has finnally gotten cold. Love throwing on a coat and feeling that fall/winter splendor.also smoking a cig overlooking some woods... mmm don't get me started.
>>65629047AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GIB GARVEOIR WIFE RIGHT NOW
>>65629272Yeah, they're a bit of an old school look, but a lot warmer than jeans as I understand it, which is good for those warmer-cooler times where you don't wanna bust out the flannel lined shit.
>>65629279You couldn't handle the Gardewife, she'd shower you in suffocating levels of affection on a daily basis.
It's getting cold now. Time to bust out the M65.
>>65629075>>65629305It's weird, but for some reason face kisses always seem more intimate to me than lip kisses
>>65629319I think so too. I'm not ashamed to say that I give my daki a quick peck on the cheek when I sleep or before I leave my apartment.
>>65629308I love the M65
>>65629289oh for sure, i just don't know if i can rock em. I've got a pair of fleece lined pants but in NC it's rare to need to use them. When you do if you start moving with a purpose during work they get hot quick...>>65629319They are.
>>65629330I rock the M65 and jeans combo. Feels nice to get the occasional compliment.
>>65629331Merino wool long johns help a lot, they don't overheat you much but you'll be very glad you put them on in the morning when you have to go shovel snow in -20 just in jeans.
>>65629326If I had to pontificate on the matter, I'd say face kisses kinda give of more "I REALLY love this person and wanna shower them in affection" vibes more than lip kisses do, lip kisses just feel more "standard issue" intimacy while cheek kisses almost feel like you so overwhelming love the other person you just can't stop yourself from giving them a quick peck
>>65626880I will simultaneously use both fists to defeat those 2 villainesses.
>>65628661Letting your enemy define you is literally defeat. I hope you get better!
>>65629395so you're gonna fist both villainesses?
>>65629047I thought the cloak was part of the knightly theming. Since Gardevoir is named sirknight in Japan.iirc Nintendo was surprised at how feminine westerners considered the design and rushed out gallade to soothe them
>>65629431Isn't Gardevoir literally based off a ballroom dancer? Kirlia is literally a ballerina
Please stop lusting after monster girls and date human women instead.
>>65629367I see..
>>65629458no
>>65629441japs are unironically faggots so they reverse genders in everything
>>65629458Women are scary, the monster part is on the inside and hidden until it's ready to strike. With monster girls the monster is on the outside and immediately pounces to pepper you in affection forehead kisses.
>>65629495I wonder if Zap-nik was able to escape from russia when the war kicked off. Assuming hes not a brainwashed zigger, id hate to lose a decent /k/ related artist to the meatgrinder
>>65629244Revell's MiniKits are also pretty easy to find on eBay if you like miniatures of military vehicles.
>>65628378You are just a pathetic homosexual.When you aren't attracted to peak female fertility...Women with this body type are the cutest and most loving wives. They are capable of taking a thick cock and giving you the best fucks. As well as bare your children...You really have problems with your manhood, anon.
Nut
>>65629468>>65629495You two CLEARLY have no idea how much it costs and the tolls it takes on you to have a monster girl in your life then. Take Onis for example. Do you know how much alcohol they consume a year especially around holidays or anniversaries? Well to say the very least have fun getting on a first name basis with all the employees at your local liquor store and buying alcohol in bulk each trip. And think about bodily injuries and potential hospital bills. Every time you rub her horns there will always be a chance you may cut your hand or if you're not careful enough have it pierce you in some capacity. Then when you're cuddling and she's nibbling on your ear she may lose focus and draw blood or worse maybe even take a small bite out of it. Im not even going to get into the sex btw, its just constant bruising, visible bite marks, and body aches the day after unless she's very gentle. Then you have their obsession with weapons like clubs, specialized durable clothing due to her tall figure and strength, oni customs you have to follow, eating habits... I mean c'mon guys you seriously don't want to deal with this. Just date a human woman.
>>65629536I was going to complain about the lack of bare feet in the other pictures of confederate girls people have posted in the past few weeks
>>65629493The Japanese are voraciously bisexual like most orientals.But a lot of it is simply because oriental women are twinklovers
>>65629560The practice of being barefoot in the south is what caused them to get parasites that lowered their intelligence for 200 years.
>>65629566Shoes stop niggers and northern faggots from moving in? Damn, thanks for the memo, I've worn shoes all my life so kindly tell them to go home.
Reminder that it's every man's duty, if he is not otherwise engaged with huwhite lasses, to naturalize native women [spoiler]with his cock[/spoiler]. Picrel.
>>65629614Yeah beacause that worked out great in south america
>>65629630>implying al-andalusian rape babies were white to begin with
>>65627747NTR sucksNow yuri netorase with all participants being girls is based
>>65629085Love is a weapon.
>>65629458No, because with human women the monster is on the inside, no thank you.
>>65629630what >>65629634 said. The moorish nigger genes ruined that continent.
>>65629558I have no problems with this. I’ll even let my oni wife take advantage of me as she’s in a drunken stupor
>>65629869But the savage child sacrificing genes where fine?
>>65630019Eh, everyone had a bit of child sacrifice. It's just a phase every society goes through, like that short phase where everyone wonders what life would be like as the opposite sex
>>65630009Is it really rape if it's your wife? She kinda has a claim over your body.
>>65630019They synergized with the Punic child sacrifice genes
both portals are in the same world, thusly it is only the portals moving relative to eachother, the cube gains no momentum inside space.connect it to a different universe though, and it will be launched.
>>65630087oh fuck wrong thread
>>65628616Same here. Finally got a date with a girl I really like, about thirty minutes from now...... Right before I leave the country for at least six months. Fuck man, it's the first time that a girl felt like the one since that time since that landmine girl I went young Werther over years ago. We talk about litature, WW1 and Sadam Hussein. She's a hobbyist writer like me, and everything.
>>65630087how would a girl who can make portals rape you?
I wish I was that zombie Cynthia is stepping on
>>65628921Vampire is the radar call-out for incoming anti-ship missile. Brace for shock or brace for missile impact is the announcement over the 1-MC of incoming enemy fire.Check out the USS Missuri video during Desert Storm when they had missile(s?) incoming. It is titled, "Onboard Camera - Brace for Missile Impact - Battleship Missouri Gulf War".
>>65630152no you wouldn't, you would be a horribly disfigured monster AND some meanie just stepped on your face, that hurts!
>>65630087Me and a fren played portal yesterday.
>>65630247did you use the portal as a gloryhole?
>>65630179don't forget shooting me in the face
>>65629737Is that why Jews are trying to convince us love isn't real and we should be crawling over each other like mindless animals? Because love is the ultimate defense against Jew magic?
>>65630273and that too, all of those things are bad, you would not want to be that zombie and are just saying it as a funny joke
>>65630276the way I see it, being stepped on by a pretty policewoman is hot, and if you are going to get shot, might as well get shot by a pretty lady cop while she's stepping on your face while wearing a skirt
>>65626918>valve reaches money printer status>uses money to fund the golden age of valve games (orange box: 2008~portal 2: 2011)>massive employment of new talent with zero long term thinking, great short term gains in game output>new talent subscribed to "nerd culture" (performative packaging for political agendas)>start believing bullshit like "narratives" and "media literacy" while also begin value extraction phase (TF2 hats economy that made its away into every other game)>taken over by literal french faggot to oversee further degredation>cracks start showing: games no longer innovate, insert random content that chases trends (TF2 matchmaking update), have designs with a clear agenda (genderbending characters in Dota 2) and other performative bullshit (artifact)>small group of company leadership notice issue, begin attempting righting course>all attempts fail as devs are out of touch (half-life alyx, gabecube, steam frame), all while the bullshit train hums along (CS:GO/2 makes core gameplay changes because...JUST BECAUSE OK!?)>company wide focus to make 1 (one) good game>a rotten core spits out deadlock, a game where:>first person shooter development experience from TF2 and CS2 was bypassed to make the player's own future cosmetics visible during gameplay>moba development experience was bypassed to avoid competing with existing product (that they're trying to actively kill with every patch)>gameplay combines the worst aspects of every game they've ever made (needs to be multiplayer, needs to have moba gameplay curve, needs to have ranked matchmaking, needs to have 2000 different characters, gameplay necessarily needs to have shallow content churn where you don't need to develop new maps for balancing, just new shallow models with a new set of abilities), specifically because the worst aspects were the aspects that were tied to monetization>all made by the same hires that hate videogames and love telling people why they should be faggots
>>65630296Anyhow that's how you get content leadership crashing head first into pandering to the players while still having artists that just draw gay shit, all while having gameplay elements that turn people away at every opportunity.They don't want you to have fun, they want your funds.
>>65630294yeah but neither of those things are good, being marginally better because a cute girl is doing them is still not good, and you would not actually be happy with the outcome.
>>65630296this guy is retarded>>65626918real answer is: they do not look like men, they look like attractive and feminine women, anyone who thinks otherwise has a mental illness.
>>65630296Retard who has no idea what deadlock is or how it was developed, but somehow has his retarded opinion.
>>65630319I'd be happy with the final view
>>65630321>>65630325Deadlock shilling is the body positivity of the videogame industry.Tick tock, better start writing up more fanfic bullshit for your next patch to prop up your walking corpse of a game tranny
>>65630342Imagine being this mad from a game which isn't even announced.
You know, California really does get too much hate considering the literal hell gate that is NYC exists
>>65630342>deadlock shillingnobody shilled deadlock, you just had a completely unecessary nu/pol/ melty for absolutely no reason and people were weirded out by it.take your meds, the two characters in the OP look like attractive women.
>>65630371you couldn't pay me to go to that shithole.
>>65630371I have two friends that live in NYC. I should launch a hostage rescue operation and save them.
>>65630371California may be a shit hole but New Yorkers are actual, honest to God animals that need to be culled for the good of our species. Those ""people"" just threw their trash on the roadside up until recently, and they fucking complained about getting a proper trash receptacle. I'd rather deal with watching out for literal shit on the sidewalk in San Fran than having to fist fight master splinter in NYC
>>65630296they've been out of touch since HL2, it's the first modern game with plebbit millennial humor and "cinematic" gameplay that railroads you into different set pieces. also the plot doesn't connect to the first game, might as well be a shitty ao3 fic kek
>>65630260no I'm not in the navy.
I love bob cuts so god damn much and I want a cute vampire chick to erotically bite my neck
>>65628655Cappie, from Mario?
>>65630449I'd rather she bite my DICK, if you know what I'm talking about.
>>65630452CAPPIE :D from miside.
>>65630454literally who
>>65630436good, then you're capable of fucking women through a gloryhole rather than men.
>>65630453i don't know what you're talking about.
>>65630466I don't fornicate.
>>65630454
>>65628921Just trying to enjoy so soup when you hear *bong bong, bong bong* "brace for shock, brace for shock." Well tied up along side because some retard decided they wanted to come in without tugs. My time in the navy was still slightly less gay then my time in the army.
>>65628921>>65630506I was deployed when the Iran war broke out, eventually I just started ignoring ALARM RED! ALARM RED! whenever I could get away with it,just kept sleeping or working out or playing S.D.A.L.G.E.R. or whatever.
>>65630296this slander is so good i could kill myself
did any of your ballots have a foreign gun as one of the state gun options? for reference one of the ones i saw had: -winchester 1894-winchester 1873-colt SAA-m1 garand-colt 1911-remington 700and i can't help feeling that although they're solid picks they're kinda overly vanilla
>>65630545OH AND UH anime girls
>>65627771>>65627928I get off to Yuri NTR and Yuri in general is because the concept of a threesomes disgusts me, and so does seeing other dudes in porn, the only way I could get off to male plus female hentai is if it was me, not a self-insert, literally just me with a woman. otherwise, it has to be two women or ecchi.
>>65630545I didn't see that option, but I wrote in myself for my states house of representives because I didn't see any conservatives running against the incumbent candidate.
>>65630545>m1 garandGREATEST! BATTLE IMPLEMENT! EVER! DEVISED!
>>65630454More like CRAPPIE
>>65630577NUH UH!that's the M1903 Springfield!"the Americans brought a target rifle to war".-anonymous british officer (allegedly)>>65630600this anon is a nigger communist
>>65630611If Springfield is so good why did the Americans replace her with M1-chan?
>>65630622unironically the jews did it
>>65630625I thought the Jews hated us, why would they replace a pretty average 5 round bolt action with a extremely ahead of it's time 8 round semi-auto battle rifle renown for it's reliability and accuracy? Are the Jews actually based?
>>65630652>she gets to nibble on your thumb>you get to hear her whisper "ping!" in your earfair trade is fair
How long do you guys generally wait to send a company an email about your order? I mean, I usually don't but I haven't got anything back from them besides an order confirmation. Ordered 2 things at like 2-3pm on Friday... Was gonna give them a week but then again, I did give them about $500...
>>65630622>why did the Americans replace her with M1-chan?We decided that volume of fire was more important than precision of fire, which is why the acceptable accuracy standard for the M1 is about double the size for the M1903: M1 = 5 rounds into a 5" circle at 100yds; M1903 = 5 rounds into a 4.5" square at 200yds. >>65630652The M1 Garand was not ahead of its time; it's a French RSC M1918 in a non-retarded cartridge, and then like the British with the SMLE we tweaked it until it worked in spite of its drawbacks.
>>65630663Well, what did you order and from whom? Its easier to game plan when you know the players.
Luv bovine girls, if you couldn't survive for months just off your wife's tits can you really call her "the one"?
It’s Tomboy Tuesday, post tomboys.
>>65630710416 clone lower (plus clone engravings) from Illinois Precision. Think I'll give it another day and send an email. Suppose I'll call my FFL as well to see if they send IPM their license.
>>65630736More like DORKS
>>65630019Unironically, yes. A tradition of human sacrifice is extremely Aryan-coded.
>state went blueIt's joever
>>65630871 what's your state gun anon?
The easiest way to fix a commie is food
>>65630871goodthe republican party as it exists deserves to lose and be destroyedput up some guys that aren't total slaves to jews next timethis is what they deserve for fucking up this badly, in what should have been the easiest time to pass based legislation everabsolute zionist slaves
>>65630871Democrats are, at this point, the lesser evil.
>>65630882If this stupid fucking war hadn't kicked off we'd still be in the green. Everyone is tired of the forever wars and this one especially got under everyone's skin because we did it on behalf of isreal, who puts in nothing to contribute to our well being, while they reap all the benefits.
>>65630955The messaging behind this war was absolutely abhorrent too. Claiming victory over thirty times and telling people to suck up the price hikes and deal with them was beyond retarded.
>>65630871My congressional district flipped in my very red state.The republican congressional candidate was an absolute charisma vacuum with no actual agenda or policy. All he had was Trump's endorsement. His campaign website didn't even have an issues page, just boiler plate background info like his christianity and his old job. I hope the party learns something from this but I'm afraid Trump's cult of personality is going to be fucking up republican primaries until he dies. Rand Paul was warning back when the tariffs first hit that republicans could be out of congressional power for a generation thanks to this admin's absolute retardation.
>>65631007>I hope the party learns something from this but I'm afraid Trump's cult of personality is going to be fucking up republican primaries until he dies.Yea, they can't change/unfuck themselves/improve/whatever while Trump is still around. He's gonna keep tanking them until he either leaves politics for good or dies.
>>65630955>If this stupid fucking war hadn't kicked off we'd still be in the greenbut it did kick offbecause trump is the biggest scammer ultra mega turbo nigger to ever walk the earthHE HAD THE MANDATE OF HEAVENHE HAD EVERYTHING>senate>house>supreme court>popular voteHE HAD FUCKING EVERYTHINGand he used in service of... what? israel? corporate America? enriching himself with actual crypto scams?here is what's going to happen>blue wave in 2026 midterms>they put up Vance or Rubio in 2028 and get crushed again because they have ZERO answer for "how did you stand by and let this happen?">we get 4 years of a democrat that inherits a DOGSHIT economy, and people collectively blame the dem for not fixing it>a new republican party (America First ultra mega nazi zoomer party) rises from the ashes in 2032 and takes the white houseif they put up Vance or Rubio in 2028 I'm voting democrat againI will vote democrat until they learn their lesson and die offTHIS PARTY BELONGS TO WHITE ZOOMER CHUD NAZIS
>TEXAS might flipHow do you fuck it up this badly lel
>>65631039by starting a pointless war that rapes the already fragile economyand every republican in the country has been sucking off Trump for 2 years so it's way too late to reverse course
>>65631039Maybe they should've had some actual policy instead of screaming about trannies making your kids gay. Sorry but it's hard for me to care when I doubt I can afford a child. That and starting bullshit wars
Any chance for a federal AWB or major gun control once Dems take the White House back? Seems they have Congress secure
>>65631039Trump's a fucking retard, he's always been a fucking retard but at least in his first term he was an entertaining based retard who didn't really do much of anything other than just making faggots seethe, then he got a second term and suddenly decided "hmm... I'm gonna absolutely fuck up our own economy and oil prices for literally no reason"
Osborn > Talarico. Why do Democrats in this state have to suck so much?
>>65631051>Any chance for a federal AWB or major gun control once Dems take the White House back?very unlikelyhasn't gun control generally gotten weaker nationwide, even in blue areas?
>>65631052>for literally no reasonBibi wanted it and there was no no one competent around to keep Trump in check.
>>65631056It just takes one more mass shooting to make it relevant again
>>65631051Honestly not likely. I think any dem is going to inherit the problems Trump caused and get blamed for them, causing them to constantly bleed public support. I think we're gonna get another Biden, just 4 years of basically nothing. The Reps will be scattered in the wake of Trump and the Dems will scramble and flounder to get things under control, effectively keeping the status quo
>>65631034>I will vote democrat until they learn their lesson and die offanon, you'll be teaching them the wrong lesson if you do that. What you should do is consistently vote for independents/third-parties. The only way these niggers learn is when you start pissing your vote away on schizos out of spite.
>>65631081I hear you, but...independent voting hurts both parties equallyI don't need to hurt the demsI don't care about changing themthey are irrelevantthey are a toolwhat I need is to hurt the republicansI need the republicans to change, die, evolve, etcso I will do the thing that hurts them most, which is voting blue
>>65631086>I intentionally give my sworn enemies power as 12d chess :^)
>>65631051the Dem leadership is retarded and is entirely being carried by the Republican leadership (Trump mostly) being even more retarded. They're guaranteed to schism hard this cycle as the dem-socs. clintonites, independents, etc all vie for control of the party, so cooperation to pursue something that's guaranteed to be very controversial, if not outright unpopular, is not likely. They'll probably still try to tighten gun control some other way, but an AWB requires a level of political will that they're not going to be capable of exercising.
>>65631096Both sides are my sworn enemies. Frankly, I no longer believe in voting as a concept. The "We serve Israel because Jesus says so" isn't on my side any more than the "We serve Israel because we hate White people" is.
So in these next few days/weeks/months we're gonna have an absolute MUH STOLEN ELECTIONS schizo spergout, aren't we?
>>65630940No. They are not.
>>65631121Literally nothing is going to happen.
>I wasn’t on the Ballot and if I was, we would have won IN A LANDSLIDE! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMPlmao
>>65631121Trump is 100% going to pull that shit, yeah. It's been shown to rally his base a lot, and he has a lot of chances to intentionally fuck with shit as the president (not straight-up rig mind you, more like slowing down counting over legal bullshit and the like). It might actually work in Alaska since that peltola chick apparently got caught doing some horseshit with the ballot, and the Republican governor would have a lot of leeway to use this against her.
Hold up, have you guys not figured out that "Trumpian" policies are bipartisan now?
Just be aware there’s gonna be lots of dem shilling probably making its way to this thread. Buckle down for the next few days
>>65631163
>>65631163Nothing ever happens.
>>65631096then give republicans another 4 yearssee what happensthey'll definitely take your issues seriously this time instead of just doing everything for Israel 24/7 againfucking idiotthere are NO good choices right now, don't you fucking get it???the only path towards a brighter future demands pain and sufferingat least if the republicans lose, they will have to make room in the party for a new generationsif this gamble fails then it doesnt really matterit was fucked no matter what
>>65631182lmao schizo
>>65631190non-responseeffectively a concession
>>65631187>IsraelIs that all you got?
>>65631193Take your meds, schizo. Randomly barging into a place and going off about shit nobody cares about or brought up is only gonna get you mocked.
The Republicans could've done everything everything they promised in the last 2 years but instead did everything in their power to fuck over their voting base. I hate democracy.
>>65631199Bit late for that
>>65631207Yea, shit's legit mindboggling how they doubled down on everything that people hated and aggressively attacked what the people actually wanted. Has there ever been such a ridiculous party suicide in the history of the country?
So when does the panic buying for ammo begin again?
>Hit autosage with like 25 pics to go Damn
>>65631227has it ever stopped? Panic buyers have a hobby of being panicked.
>>65631216>doubled down on everything that people hated and aggressively attacked what the people actually wantedSuch as?
>>65631241>started new conflicts >never prosecuted anyone related to epstein (not that it would've happened regardless) >price of everything has gone up
>>65631254>>65631241Also deportations. Sure border crossings have gone down, but 100 million "people" at minimum need to be deported or turned into biomass
>>65631254So pretty much just Iran
>>65631264Basically yeah. Republicans are just radioactive now for this bullshit
Unshaven oni wife pussy
any michigooners here? gonna be hilarious of the 'slime wins there
outside of iowa and kansas I'm not surprised about the results desu>muh texas turned blue!oh wow a state full of niggers and spics, who've thought they want gibs?
>>65631350I’m very tired anons. Thinking about going to sleep and just… not waking up.
>>65631373>wanting to an hero over a map being slightly more bluemeds, NOW!
>>65631227Panic buying reloading supplies and lowers is way cooler.
>Texas is blueWe're all going to fucking die
>>65631385You’re probably brown or a groyper, but I repeat myself. If you don’t see the writing on the wall, I’ll spell it out for ya. WE. ARE. FUCKING. FUCKED.
>>65631373>>65631398>>65631401Go jerk off and take a nap you fucking women, you act like pol pot himself is gonna dome you tomorrow.
>>65631401They've already started a worthless war that's impossible to end, jacked up the prices of everything, put chemicals in the water to make all the kids trans or gay (seriously, nobody is talking about how fags were <1% of society and now that number has exploded), everybody everywhere is browner and dumber than ever. Yeah nigga you're living in the fall of the republic, you're in the Weimar, in the next 20 years you're going to see either Julius Caesar or Hitler return from the grave and no matter which you get they're probably not making gun laws any better. The writing has been on the wall and you're just now freaking out?>oooh the blue team won instead of the red team now my jew appointed talking head is differentyou cannot be sentient
>election turned out exactly as I expectedanyone who didn't see this coming was coping. the republicans scared the normies, and normies vote for the opposite of what scares them.>>65631121some probably will, but like I said, you could see this coming from a mile away.>>65631207yeah, they win in a landslide and immediately turn around and throw it away. dumbest shit I've ever seen.
>>65631455My favorite 2D tactical ho<3
>>65631039You let in fuckloads of 'jeets & muzzies thinking it'd be a good conservative idea
cough.
i would like to report that the winchester model 1873 has won the idaho state gun election
>>65631529Gay.Should have been the tater digger.
>>65631549>tater diggerMore of a Colorado gun 2BH.
Sometimes I wish I were born eighty years earlier, just in time to enlist and be captured on Crete by exhausted, fanatical unwashed and sweaty Fallschirm Frauen. Two weeks of uphill fighting (both literally and figuratively) having made them ravenous in every respect and I am the war spoils to be devoured. The only sustenance I get is the mouth-to-mouth swapping of cig smoke and cheap Greek wine, the only rest I get is under conditions of skin-to-skin with women who I can't understand. When the MPs come to take me away, my pelvis feels broken and my back is raw and scratched. Many of the women seem dismayed. One shy and freckled redhead who had clearly never so much as held someone's hand before she was shoved into the zeltbahn brothel with me slips a letter into my pocket containing a name and address in Bavaria. Then I am embarked on a ship back to Greece and then a train through Bulgaria, Rumania and Hungary to Upper Austria. The future is uncertain, but I have a hell of a war story.
someone should hold a poll to see how many members of /ak/ have fantasized about being raped by a woman.
https://strawpoll.com/ajnE12KO9nW
>>65631772Male rape theme next thread?
>>65631789yeah or reverseyou can use the japanese term "gyaku reipu"
>>65631772You cant rape the willing
new bread:>>65631813>>65631813>>65631813>>65631813>image limit reached
>>65631061It’s being litigated in the Supreme Court
>>65627379>They've got new age yaoi twinkYou said "man"
