post legs

>>42392448
this doesn't meet the minimum char requirement for the detector but I am 98% sure it's 100% human-written

>>42392459
aihon clocked

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>>42392459
I am biologically human in every way that matters: my body is warm, my pulse uneven, my cells constantly dying and being replaced without my permission. I breathe automatically, bleed when cut, and feel hunger not as data but as discomfort. My thoughts are slowed by fatigue, sharpened by emotion, and clouded by fear, all rooted in a brain made of living tissue. I age, I heal imperfectly, and one day I will stop entirely. These are not simulations or metaphors but physical facts, written into flesh, chemistry, and time itself.

>>42388790
I am very dyslexic so when I stop focusing I make a lot of typos like 'taht' instead of that, or missing words entirely but I thought them in my head and I read the sentence three times and didn't see entire missing pieces of grammar or content.

I'm also I'm my 30s so I still use emoticons line ._. xD :> :)

>>42388790
i have various typing/vocal quirks but just not the kind people like □□ in 2016 - 2018 I went through a period of adding the word barn to words / sentences.

>>42384808
babe i love you but i need a man with a bigger dick and someone whos willing to piss in my ass

>>42394064
is this directed at me?

>>42384808
I don't really have AGP. I just love being a vessel. I do not really know what more I am supposed to confess here.

is it agp if i wear a one piece swim suit as a boymoder and no tuck the pp, how exactly.. would one react.... ..

your gf is grindr

what a joke... i wish you had just listened to me and not talked to my stalker

These look kind of retarded because nothing looks worn out

>>42389131
show your pussy my breedable bitchgirl

>>42388857
>I weigh more than I used to at least :3
You know I'm happy to hear that.
I would imagine your feet still look like you never worked a day in your life. That's a special privilege.

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>>42393395
Plenty of dykes dress like that.
If someone gives me clothes, I will almost always wear them. This has led me into a lot of strange situations.

>>42394335
Nice shirt. What is coming out of your pants

>>42394156
I recognized my sexuality as a combination of being attracted to women and wanting to be a woman myself for a long time now and don't get why so many trannies are averse to those things.
Was pretty obvious for me. That's always been what I masturbated to and also thought about during sex.

>>42394188
kind real. also when you read nsfw communities and comments written by women generally you realize that womens sexuality isn't this idealized pure thing free of "agp" impulses, and if cis women aren't shaming themselves for it, why should i?

>>42394286
I don't think women are pure but also I don't relate to women at all really. They don't seem to think in similar ways to me. But that's kind of unique to me and not something I ever hear other natal males on hrt saying.

>>42388998
Minigod blessing.

>>42388961
Clocked that faggot

>>42388961
Maxim and this dude are going to bone before he fucks the guy this comic is actually about.

Pls don’t die while I sleep sniff 2

>>42392732
cant stop me

Ill die if i want to

Ashamed of his monstrous form
The beast concealed himself inside his castle
With a magic mirror as his only window to the outside world

The rose she had offered
Was truly an enchanted rose
Which would bloom until his twenty-first year
If he could learn to love another
And earn their love in return by the time the last petal fell
Then the spell would be broken
If not
He would be doomed to remain a beast for all time

As the years passed
He felled into despair and lost all hope

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>>42390598
defnetly, low key really hot n cute :]

>>42390598
Yeah and make her suck my cock while she cries after, too

>>42394163 wtf bro? And i would defnetly punch you on the face, fatass.... well, i'm in 4chan, what was I expecting?

>>42390598
Come to chasergen you twinky bitch

>>42390602
I think her face is kinda masculine, but still looks kinda feminine. defnetly smash, lol

>>42393935
I can this weekend when I don't have work and stuff

>>42393941
sure !

>>42375745
>just a silly thing to think about....
hell yeah i love fantasising about doing things i would never do in real life. fantasy me has ruined her life a hundred times over and also been subject to things that would probably result in a life sentence for the perpetrator. real me is happy to let her take the burden.

>I've taken a few from sanskrit, one from hausa, one from old german, etc.
how does that work? doesn't sanskrit use a different alphabet? how does a loanword work for that?

actually is it possible for languages with a different alphabet to influence each other? because i know we're heavily influenced by french and other romance languages even though we're descended from germanic speakers. but could we also be influenced by, say, russian even though it's got a different way of writing?

>i mean they're probably not all that real, but...
i hope they are.

although you could have a hypnotic trigger right now and not even know it. just waiting for the right person to come along and switch a part of your brain off.

>i guess we just don't have as complex a tense system as latin, lmao

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>>42393970
for sure... i mean, for starters, a good many of my fantasies are expressly prohibited by some amendments (1st, 8th......... 13th.......) to the united states constitution, so that's a non-starter. oh, and public indecency laws. oh, and like, culture and society.

as for loans, it often goes by sounds! ofc, a lot of languages have sounds that others dont, so speakers tend to approximate or go by what they hear (e.g., yacht from dutch jacht, which has a velar fricative that we don't have in english. so, we just don't say it ! or, in my conlang's rules, sanskrit atman becomes hatam, since words can't start with a vowel (or have consonant clusters))
we've already got a few russian loans for example, they're just generally transliterated or modified to fit english rules. balaclava, commisar, beluga, (I'm looking at wikipedia right now, lol)

.... oh...? wait, but who would know the..... trigger phrase.... oh, i guess they would have made me forget that too...
[pshshtnt sj i should try some maybe I'll find a video or something...]

> probably think we're heathens
ppsssht it's okay they can't handle our ablaut and modal verbssss

>qott 1: what's your type?
sweet ftms or mtfs !
>qott 2: share a recent fantasy
hmm.. holding hands before dominated by a ftm

>>42393686
I don't think that being transgender is against Christ (correct me if I'm wrong) but 50% of Christians want transgenders dead and 40% will do absolutely nothing to protect you from the 50%, so be mindful of that

>>42393800
My mom says Episcopals are Catholic-lite.

>>42393988
Those aren't Christians sweaty. Most "Christians" don't read The Bible they do what the man behind the pulpit says and believes what the man behind the pulpit believes.
>>42393828
>Christians on this board didn't go to mass so like why be christian
Dumbest thing I have read all day and I spent all day on 4chan. The only reason one is a Christian is to be saved by Jesus Christ, forgiven of sin which is only possible through him, and then go to Heaven thanks to Jesus' sacrifice. That's the point, full stop. Church is just a building made by men who want a pulpit to stand behind so everyone is forced to listen to them speak and feel important. The baptist church near my house flies the Israeli Star of satan outside their church and the presbyterian church near by every Sunday I fear walking my dogs near their church because they all speed 20 over rushing to get there and don't care who they kill on their way. The worst drivers in my area are Sunday church goers. Absolute scum, even The Bible warns of fake jews and these alleged Christians still fly the flag of satan. Again, they don't READ THE BIBLE!

Not sure why this is getting spammed here today but once again, The Bible NEVER states trannies are bad and actually Jesus preaches acceptance of eunuchs

But yes, only 10% of people claiming to be Christian read the words of Christ and follow his commands. The other 90% are heretical scum.


Matthew 19:12
King James Version

12 For there are some eunuchs, which were so born from their mother's womb: and there are some eunuchs, which were made eunuchs of men: and there be eunuchs, which have made themselves eunuchs for the kingdom of heaven's sake. He that is able to receive it, let him receive it.

>>42394061
They're organized kinda like Catholics but is that supposed to be a bad thing?

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>>42394196
Proof Israel is satan in drag, even NYC yids will tell you this BTW.


Revelation 2:9
King James Version

9 I know thy works, and tribulation, and poverty, (but thou art rich) and I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan.


Revelation 3:9
King James Version

9 Behold, I will make them of the synagogue of Satan, which say they are Jews, and are not, but do lie; behold, I will make them to come and worship before thy feet, and to know that I have loved thee.


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>>42393786
hmm i will think about it. if u are cute maybe
>>42393801
op here..awh, hehehe i know i stole it im happy u saw me!! i wish u good luck!

>>42393801
hi puppy ! it's me again (erp language anon)

>>42393636
ha, funny, I'm also in florida. wrong end tho and i don't wanna kick anyone in the stomach either . but good luck nona !!!

>>42393858
oh hiii !!

also sorry op for hijacking ur thread i hope the bumps are atleast useful hehe

>>42393858
no worries!!!

>>42393636
i live really close to miami

>>42392344
This song is funny to me because it's fully written by a cis woman

My personal contender:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh8hTEu1DQQ

And there's the original song which is a little more somber but I'm not gonna bother linking it :\

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lFUIZfyIbxk

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6vI6U0QJtPQ

Here’s to you, Nicola and Bart
Rest forever here in our hearts
The last and final moment is yours
That agony is your triumph

>>42392275
no idea but we hsts have broom people by the mountain goats

>>42394139
next day he kicks his roomate out because appearently i broke into his apartment and thats a crime i freak and and panic because im not ready for jail i just wanted my stuff am i the one in the wrong we were supposed to meet up one more time so i he could give me my money but im afraid it might be a trap to get me in trouble with the law

You were invited by a resident, that's not breaking in lol.

>>42394192
apperently he's framing it like i broke in and another detail was he was asleep when i grabbed my stuff and i had to wake him up in order to get him to delete the pic

>>42394139
>>42394158
newfags dont even know how to format greentexts now?

either way, sorry that sounds rough

date a pooner

>>42393947
oh you meant like do they have kids? no but i'm acquainted with different trans people with kids who have custody

Being alone isn’t so bad. Being abused sucks

>>42394018
no like she doesnt work and hasnt since we graduated 2 years ago. she didnt even apply. i work full time and i cannot afford apartments + alimony. im worried the court would js give it to me for being a troon. ik thats probably not the case and i wont be dissuaded but still js worried

>>42393995
oof rip twin

>>42394043
ohhhhh yeah i'll ask around about that. sorry have no idea. none of them have ever mentioned being bothered by such a thing though. and even then, small price to pay in my mind