I don't like coffee machines that use pods. I have a Keurig and a less expensive coffee maker, and the Keurig is sitting on the counter gathering dust.

gaygp: fact or fiction?

scratches my butt!!!!!!!!!!

agp make the best husbands.

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>>40860838
This is the only honest depiction of an autogynephile

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Why are you commiting cultural suicide gigi? According to camille if his age is on the clock he's ready for the cock and if hes past 8 it's already too late

In the August 1995 issue of 'The Guide' magazine, Paglia was interviewed by pro-pedophile activist and former NAMBLA spokesman Bill Andriette. In the interview (republished on their website in 1999), which had the subtitle "Has the gay movement turned down the wrong path?", Paglia opened with the statement: "Contemporary gays who try to distance themselves from this issue of boy-love are in effect committing cultural suicide. They're cutting themselves from all the highest achievements of gay men." She then emphasized how important pedophilia is to her, saying: "This issue of man-boy love is not just peripheral in my thinking. To me it symbolizes the kinds of thought processes I was going through until I came to the largest thesis of my career...".

im in luv witta agp

>>40860870
>PEDOlia
You can't make this shit up

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>>40860870

>>40860870
and nobody locked her up. america is shit show

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I'm in love with MEN, not boys

>>40860870
there are a lot of female pedos they just don’t have the ability to penetrate so no one takes it seriously
>>40860879
me too i think

>>40860901
why can't i find a bottom like him

Besides, necrophilia and cannibalism are just objectively superior fetishes to pedoshit

>>40860905
It angers me so much women can ger away with this shit

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Hundreds of not thousands of female teachers are fucking their male students. It's not considered a crisis of pedophilia worth looking into, to determine why women have become pro pedophilia within the span of a single generation. Let's worry about what gay boys do instead.

>>40860944
Fuck.

>>40860944
>within the span of a single generation.
why do you think it's a recent thing?

i get angry when i'm horny

>but da wahmen
The initial LGBT movement did have a lot of pedo faggots supporting it, saying otherwise is just erasing history

>>40860870
Ew I'm not a testosterone gay aka top gay

>>40860975
did anyone say that besides you

>>40860962
bottom behavior

>>40860987
Right here? No, but try mentioning it somewhere else and you'll see

>>40860999
grr >.<

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Which one is cuter?

>>40860952
Women were typically interested in older partners in previous generations. Having sex with kids used to be thought of as a defect that only men were capable of possessing.

>>40861046
both pretty fug, i can't choose. right has more fuckable legs

>>40861046
disturbing, that's why you post it

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>>40861066
same. i crave sex with both of them.

>>40861046
Neither

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>>40861157
why? too brown?

Did they run you off /b/ again

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Stop posting these racial abominations.

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You just got mogged by racial abominations

>>40861205
do they post hole?

>>40860962
I get sad

I just blew a fat load thinking of a guy in my office!

>>40861240
post load

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I like men in vulnerable positions

>>40861260
what you call vulnerable i call athletic

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>>40861232
no theyre not degenerates
>>40861240
post coworker

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>>40861260
this

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>Sir we are taking you contry adn wimmins sir
When can we start openly beating them in public

>>40861328
post ddp kissing his cornermen

>When can we start openly beating them off in public

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The only problem with methys theory of AGP, or autogynophilia, is that it doesnt exist.

>picrel

Moreover, the entire premise is that trans are not homosexual. This frustrating conflict of narratives is what gets methy so exercised. He knows he likes males and shows no active interest in females whatsoever. And yet his fascination, deep convictions and knowledge of trans and AGP leave a conspicuous absence of explanation for his motivation.

Just imagine you were a troon who was about to enter hun stage and too poor for "treatment". What else could you do but claim you werent really gay and go crying into your phone every night to gays in a gay thread that the other trans werent really gay, all the while trying to hit them up for cyber sex, constantly confounding your own narrative.

Consider: Every night he tells us trans are AGP, not homosexual. Then he hits up the trans for sex. And when they reject him, he rages on about AGP.

So if trans are actually straight men, and he is constantly hitting them up for sex, then who is he really preaching to but himself? Suddenly the repression becomes obvious.

Such is the twisted schizo life of the repper methy.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blanchard%27s_transsexualism_typology

>>40861172
Only not attractive to me

>>40860944
>female having sex with a postpubescent male
>pedophilia
lol

>>40860944
Lmao the father was probably proud of his son and told him to keep fucking her

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>>40861328
ufc is the fastest growing gay sport in the world

>>40861415
Still disgusting

>>40861466
maybe if a hot girl raped you it would unrape the other rape

>>40861478
Funny

>>40861402
agps are straight or bi you retarded tranny not trannys in general

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>>40861447

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Are you proud to be gay?

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>>40861518
Better than the alternative.

why would you be proud

>>40861518
never seen the point of being proud of how my brain decided to wire itself up

>>40861598
self esteem is an important part of human psychology, and it motivates us to live active lives
when people want you to feel shame for how your brain is wired up, and want you to suppress that part of you because of how they feel, pride is the response

I just had an endoscopy done with zero sedation. Europeans told me only Americans need it because they’re pussies and have pathetic gag reflexes.

I’m American so…

Nurses were surprised that I wasn’t at all bothered by the discomfort of having a long thin tube with a camera shoved down my throat. Asking me how I could restrict my gag reflex and watched my guts on the screen out of pure curiosity.

But THEN (of course afterward) I told them I was gay and the nurses were like “oh ok that makes sense”.

BECAUSE ALL GAY MEN LOVE SHOVING TWENTY INCH COCK DOWN THEIR THROAT RIGHT??

Honestly I should sue the hospital for homophobic remarks.

Thoughts?

>>40861642
why did you need to tell them you were gay?

>>40861642
Gay men love having their anal circumference widened like a basketball, and no ‘scopy bothers a gay man unless they’re exclusive tops who hate being invaded (a sense of loss of control will drive some men mad).

>>40861642
The tube down the nose hurts like shit though

>>40861642
People buy endoscopes on the internet just to appease their sick vore fetish. I’ve seen fat women swallowing Pokémon and filming them inside their stomachs dissolving, and these videos get like 100k views. It’s mostly women who do this.

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>>40861402
>The only problem with methys theory of AGP, or autogynophilia, is that it doesnt exist.

Dennis Radar post.

>I’ve seen fat women swallowing Pokémon and filming them inside their stomachs dissolving, and these videos get like 100k views
The internet was a mistake

extreme mental illness, every single day. literally for no reason. tired of this faggot trying to ruin this general

Pokemons are not for eating.

i got accused of being slayer by boomeranon this morning -_-
from a reply post of mine to timurlane -_-

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fucked up proportions but the knight looks really hot imo especially with the muscle armor

>>40861642
I'm gay too but everyone can tell before I get a chance to tell them

>>40861657
Because why the fuck not? This is a free country.

>>40861670
Fisting makes so much sense now.

>>40861673
Wouldn’t that make you sneeze? What if you’re pushing boogers down into your throat?

>>40861695
TMI

>>40861695
You're really gonna say something hot like that and not drop a link or two?

>>40861642
>Nurses were surprised that I wasn’t at all bothered by the discomfort of having a long thin tube with a camera shoved down my throat. Asking me how I could restrict my gag reflex and watched my guts on the screen out of pure curiosity.
>But THEN (of course afterward) I told them I was gay and the nurses were like “oh ok that makes sense”.
you implied it yourself THO

>>40861673
Did you really tell the nurse “I prefer the nose hole”? Really?

>>40861735
He has fregoli troonisitis

>>40861723
you know full well that they do

A lot of invasive medical procedures in Europe (not including the UK) don’t use sedatives or anaesthesia at all. It’s true. The implication is that Europeans are a lot tougher or a lot less bothered. It’s as though everyone else has to flail around and be some sort of victim. “Pump me with the silly sleepy fun drugs NOW I am this hospitals CLIENT”.

>>40861753
>fat women
>hot
Why are you even here

>>40861765
Mhm
>>40861746
Nie

>wow you have an amazing gag reflex
>what are you implying huh HUH
Lol…

should i get chik fil a ?

>>40861788
Americans vomit all over the tables if they have no sedatives lol the reddit stories are hilarious

Hospitals are treated like walk in clinics in North America right now

>>40861673
What was it for? Celiac disease? Gluten free diets suck. “No you can’t enjoy food”.

Colonoscopies hurt more. They pump your colon with air and it feels like a huge fart that just won’t release. You are held hostage by the gas.

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running out of booze...
>>40861745
When are you gonna start drawing digital paige
>>40861788
We yuroops are touugh

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>>40861902
not any time soon, I have a job now but spending money on a tablet would feel excessive considering my lack of talent
plus for the visual novel I'm working on, I want to make proper cells like they did in the old days to give the characters a similar analog warmth that digital lacks

>>40861856
I think it was when my jaw dislocated

>>40861937
The type of shit I drew in math class desu

>>40861821
No get chik fil b

>>40861937
That looks like sanemi and genya

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>>40861992
based

>>40862020
YEE

>>40862017
I write the names and work they're from so I won't forget who they're supposed to be if I look through these years into the future

depressed on 600mg caffeine and a benzo rn, wassup

>>40862029
Oh nvm it says demon slayer there girl not the incest

It's Thursday which means I work from home. So I can get drunk at work. Thursday is my favorite day for this reason.

I have a delicious apple martini recipe. I user a little bit of Midori to give it that melon flavor and green color.
But it is mostly vodka

Funny you should mention it. My bf had to have his stomach checked out once, and I remember hating the nurses for invading or “violating” him, which was weird, since I know they were only trying to detect what was wrong with him. But, when my bf told me that it hurt slightly and he could feel it coming back out I wanted to punch the nurses in the face.

Why do hospitals make me so angry? I’d have to be removed from the room if they made my bf feel pain in front of me.

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I want my high sex drive to die

>>40862029
Oh im retarded I didnt see the names lmao >.< Yo did you like that genya x tanjiro hentai where they gave him a huge fat wobnly gyatt

>>40862094
you might be autistic

>>40862094
retard

>>40862094
It’s because they inserted a rod into him and it wasn’t yours.

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>>40862099
your phantom pussy yearns for big american cock

>>40862099
Why?

>>40861205
they are ugly

>>40862118
>>40862126
Nah it was malpractice. They should have pumped him with more droogs. They were lucky they weren’t standing closer to me.

>>40862131
Possibly. It might have been symbolically infuriating. They’re “raping” him. I refuse to look at it that way though. It would just make me even angrier.

>>40862094
wwyd if 3 men invaded your house and gangraped and creampied your bfs holes infront of you as you watch helplessly tied up

Like that one Family Guy episode where Peter sued his family doctor for checking his prostate.

All men over the age of eighteen should have mandatory prostate exams once or twice a year. I’m serious. Butt cancer isn’t funny.

>>40862173
I need to get one but i don't like anything in my butt. Scares the shit out of me to think of a big hose going up there.

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Everything is working out in life and that makes me really scared I feel like there's gonna be a disaster or random chimp event any moment now
>>40862087
My drunk ass could never work from home lmao
>>40862099
You should enjoy it instead
>>40862189
>i don't like anything in my butt.
weird desu

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Why is russian man like this¿‽

>>40862189
Its just a finger you never been fingerbanged by a bottom while she shlurps your deek

>>40862215
why are you like this -_-

>>40862196
>weird desu
I've never had anything in there besides when I was sick in hospital on opioids for weeks and had to have an enema. And even that felt like torture and i was loaded on morphine and demerol

>>40862225
No a cis girl tried and i swatted her hand away
>>40862228
Am tarded desu

>I don’t like shit being shoved down my throat or up my ass when I go to the hospital :(
Said no gay male(bottom) ever

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>>40862133
Constantly
>>40862135
Overwhelming, distracting, exhausting

>>40862258
This. If gay men give themselves chronic prolapsed anuses what makes you think they are intimidated by some finger in the ass?

800mg caffeine gang let s gooo

>>40862275
Timur I want to gut punch you until your intestines shoot out of your belly button like a can of silly string. That’s how much I want to see you writhe on the ground. I love you.

>>40862291
OK mom

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>>40862242
>No a cis girl tried and i swatted her hand away

>>40862275
How's your arse then lad

>>40862307
tsucker is your mom?

>>40862348
she didn't even warn me that she was going to try to put her finger up my butt she just went for the invasion. i jumped a little and clenched defensively. i got her back by slapping one of her tits, she had huge ones

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>so tell me more about yourself anon
>you do have a girlfriend, right? What's her name?

well /gg/?

>>40862374
wasn't me. how's the 'job' going spooge?

>>40862385
I have a couple of girl friends actually!

>>40862356
What you mean?

>>40862424
What does your ass look like

and i was like uwu

>>40862432
Fuzzy and pale

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>>40860837
you can buy a reusable universal coffee filter for most Keurig machines so you can put ground coffee in it

>>40862510
send me nudes on 4chan.mail
>>40862527
I had no idea lol. I went out and bought a traditional coffee pot instead and use that. My keurig is just kitchen decor tbhon

how was everyone's first week back at university/college in america?

>>40862568
No im not a whore.

>>40862608
meet me at Wendy's and be sitting in the urinal, mouth open and ready

>>40862527
this crap is a waste of time just get a regular coffee maker

>>40862593
already have lots of proofs to learn zzz

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>>40862593
The students are back in town and it's terrible. Shopping is a nightmare now, it's crowded a lot of places, they're loud, and they can't drive for shit.

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>>40862608
your eyes say otherwise

this 800mg caffeine is gonna hurt for hours

squeak until you leak. and then burn the whole house down

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guys when he said clean-up dc he didn't mean the criminals! he meant landscaping.

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Everything reminds me of you

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What a coincidence. Mere hours after skunk has left, methy is suddenly back with caps of his own post claiming skunk said this and that.

Funny how methy always disappears when skunk and I are posting at the same time and methy has a chance to ask skunk to corroborate methys claims.

In fact, its the only time he disappears.

>>40862710
Omg

honestly weird how some people spend all day obsessing over random people online. nigga got no hobbies, no friends, just a straight up creep fr

whatever happened to Xanthippe? jail again? lol

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>>40862834
Watching you deteriorate into madness like thorny and yucko lol i am blessed by Yahweh destroyer of my enemies

i am in so much pain..

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honestly weird how some people spend every day repeating the same shit they claim they heard from someone else, cap their own post claiming it and then hide whenever both people are in the thread at the same time.

Even weirder how a middle aged man becomes a self styled expert on troons and claims they are agp and straight and then hits on them constantly yet insists he is not a repper.

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>>40862872
Khia asylum for flop trips

>>40862397
I have the second part of orientation tomorrow
online training modules
cancer
I had a dentist appointment today and it made me feel so fucking anxious until they gave me the nitrous oxide and then I was mostly fine
it sucked after bc I wasn't "high" anymore, though I did fib a little bit about not feeling the effects so they increased the concentration lol

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>>40862945
This post wasn't made by me, it was posted by someone else. You are an insane faggot who saves my vocaroos and reposts them randomly while talking about my brother and rape fantasies. I can't wait until your rotting corpse turns up and no one cares enough to claim it or attend your funeral.

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>mfw gg being mean to each other

>>40862993
teehee

I don't get mad if someone calls me a tranny. Bichboomer's rage over being outed as a sissy and a tranny is why he's suddenly so obsessed with me. Skunk is the one who outted you you fucking retard . Take it up with him.

I got high and gave 3k to a findom and then I gave him nudes with my face in them and now he's blackmailing me I just blocked him but he said he's gonna send the pictures to my work and he has one where I'm holding a sign that says I'm a cash fag worse perhaps is that I'm seeing someone and if they find out I spent all my money on something so retarded and self degrading they obviously won't want anything to do with me I mean I wouldn't or worse they'll expect me to start paying them.
Thoughts/advice?

>>40863098
I lold irl

>>40862993
lol i actually wrote that and totally made it up, none of it is true, i was just bored and wanted to stir the pot
skunk did said biboomer looked old and that he wasn't his type
i should be on my best behavior for now on and not make shit up anymore

>>40863127
>not make shit up anymore
troonsucker could learn a lesson

>>40863098
post the nudes here

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>>40863110
is this you?

>>40863127
that was me actually you liar liar pants on fire I talk to skunk on discord he told me all that

lmao

>>40863143
No he was like I wanna see your small dick so I made my dick small with ice water

>>40863163
whatever

>>40863098
We will not engage in your retarded fetish further freak

>>40863098
>he said he's gonna send
now your larp is up...
anyone with half a brian would go to pigpolice if u know the person...
post shithole!

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>>40863150
No this is timur

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>>40863134
>troonsucker could learn a lesson
cant teach retarded braindead dogs new tricks roflslsl
b
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l

man it feels great to be back! aaaawwwwwww yeeeeaaaahhhh
beatles real Love
ahahahahah

>>40862993
Because if you sperg and I bookmark it as proof, thats insane.

But when you plainly make up shit and blame someone else who is rarely here, thats normal. Overlooking that I was here twice when you pressed him and saw him ignore you.

Heres what else is normal according to you:

Wandering streets at night ranting into your phone.
Spending at least half a year insisting that I was Paige, some trans you were stalking in another thread
Claiming you were posting pics of me that were in fact some rando.
Insisting with your nasally fagcent that you are some top every night yet bitching like a little girl with skinned knee every time I call you out.
Having the balls to call others pedos while admitting you are here looking for teenagers as you pass age 40.
Finding a way to end every rant with a 1. A sex/rape fantasy 2. A lecture on troons and 3. Some reference to "Paige".

You are just a pathetic, mentally degenerate fuck who literally wanders the streets and you got caught again, and now you are in damage control.

Please, spare me the spin. I am tired of hearing your daily copes.

>>40863192
I don't know him
>>40863191
Whaaaat you think this is my fetish? What would that fetish even be asking for help?

>>40863205
skunk thought you were ugly and old, he won

>>40863127
>skunk did said biboomer looked old and that he wasn't his type
lol I remember. Actually, the question was how old am I and skunk said "quite ancient" and we had laff. I can pull it from the archives if needed.

https://voca.ro/19cjqfNfwqA7

>>40863205
youre just jealous hes a walking chad and you cant even make it to the toilet without shitting yourself which is why youre in diapers 24 7

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I just went through the archive to find any mention of skunk and money and this shit is like 3 years old now..why is it still being brought up?

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>>40863232
What I am actually ashamed of is pulling up this lukewarm compliment, probably just being civil, from the chats to cap, knowing full well evidence means nothing to methy and never will.

Again, I cant help but notice all this pitched discussion about skunk never happens when he was actually here seven hours ago.

The one morning methy isnt standing by and ready to goon to shizas first posts or slithering around hoping Rexie posts nudes, just happens to be the one morning skunk and I are here at the same time. Such a coincidence.

>>40863262
so biboomer isn't really a boomer and is actually a twink? hmmm

Skunk and Tex have HIV any other posters with HIV?

>>40863313
troonsuckers brothers ghost

>>40863262
>heh I TOTALLY didnt try to make him my camwhore he offered everything up himself

>>40863313
gd does. i think theres more?

>>40863150
No he have a polish nose.

>>40863383
what do russian noses look like

>>40863382
They must have had a bug spreading party together these parties are common within the gay community I've heard

>>40863392
Often bumpy

>>40863392
Flat and wide big nostrils

>>40863311
No, I never wrote >>40863262 or even knew it existed. It has multiple issues, not the least of which is being not only entirely false, but whoever wrote it didnt even know the lore that was common knowledge.

I do recall Debbie constantly saying I had a meltdown after I textwalled in discussion with another anon about my chats with skunk.

Of course Debbie called it a meltdown just like methy calls everything a meltdown to feel like they are winning something I guess.

The similarities between Debbie and methy are striking. They are both aging degenerates with severe gaybrain who come here to schmooze fems to boost their own crippled sense of manhood, both have fagcents, both hate that I see right through them, both are retarded, although methy is pretty severe, and both are jealous I simply chatted with skunk because of what they imagine they would do in a chat with him I guess.

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The irony of the coder monkey with a prolapsed anus not being able to shit lol. I thought shit leaks out of you involuntarily?

I shit like 10 times yesterday. Bet your mouth is watering now.

>>40863307
>My paypig you look..... decent
lmao

>>40863419
lol that's your people.

>>40863442
... tell me: where does the source of this 'pay' claim come from? I mean, it should be easy enough to source. If I didnt say it, and skunk didnt say it, then where does the claim come from?

I actually know, and oldfags know. But I am betting all you have is some 'no u' greentext.

Its not the lore that bothers me. Its the fact that newfags repeat stuff like they have a clue whats being discussed but cant remember basic stuff thats common knowledge.

I hate wannabe oldfags.

>>40863503
Can you shut the fuck up

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>>40863523

he's cut and he needs a lot of lube

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Can we figure out why I rather have piss in the mouth not cum?

>>40863537
Cum smells like bleach. I would never eat that shit lol

>>40863555
>Cum smells like bleach
only some times. im not sure what causes it

>>40863537
theres no greater joy in life than feeling a mans big hard cock throbbing and pulsating shooting cum in your mouth youre missing out

I tried to piss in my face earlier, didn't much enjoy it

>>40863614
No I tried it many times, not missing anything.

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>>40863624
i liked it

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>>40863262
Apparently I was here for this after all
https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/28953095/#28953872

Im curious: of all the discussions about me, skunk and money that have taken place in this general, what exactly was the search string you used that just happened to land on that particular post out of hundreds?

Since I already found it in the archives, I should be able to replicate your result with the same search string and it should still be fresh in your history.

Surely there is no fuckery afoot. Surely this was an entirely truthful post.

I wish thorny can be Baker Act

>>40863636
is picrel a tumor or something

>>40863636
I don't see what that has to do with my post

can we bully trannies out of /gg/ pls

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>>40863707
i dont teally give a fugggg gigger faggod
im gooing eepy

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>>40863256
I love how this one accidentally admits methy is lurking when skunk and I are posting itt at the same time. And yet no caps of skunk saying any such thing, never any attempt to corroborate. Methy just goes into lurk mode and hides, then comes out from under his rock when he feels safe that skunk is gone.

Typical methy unforced error, always giving himself away.

>>40863727
Die in the bathtub Ookraine aids faggot

>>40863722
no, unfortunately
they like that

>>40863732
I haven't seen skunk here today. Please euthanize.

>>40863736
>they

I just want a guy to like me for me
I thought there was a guy like that but I was wrong
wrong about every man in my life
I wonder if men like that actually exist
falling in love hurts when it won't stop even though he doesn't care about you at all, not even enough to hate you. blinding passion vs utter indifference feels like a snake and a mongoose fighting to death in my heart or my gut
extremely depressing

When Trump gives Ukraine to Russia and thorny's family is lolodomor im going to laugh so hard

>>40863742
When you eventually get picked up for jerking off outside someones window, or following little girls again, or soliciting a cop for sex, remember to get a lawyer.

Dont ever, ever EVER try to represent yourself in court. You cant into logic, your excuses make no sense, and apparently you dont realize others arent as stupid as you and can easily tell your stories dont add up.

Not least of which are your ranting 'manhood' claims. I like those though, those are just funny.

"YOU SEE BOTTOMS ARE LIKE WOMEN. LIKE TRANS. BUT TRANS ARE STRAIGHT. STRAIGHT AGPS. LIKE ME. IM NOT AGP. JUST STRAIGHT. I KNOW BECAUSE I LIKE BOTTOMS. IM A TOP. A STRAIGHT TOP. WHO LIKES BOTTOMS. AND TRANS. IM A MAN. THEY ARE WOMEN. I HATE WOMEN. I AM NOT GAY THOUGH. I....."

[car passes]

>>40863816
>soliciting a cop for sex
this sounds hot

brl
r
l

>>40863744
they, plural
and they, singular

>>40863816
tldr. you're insane

I was having sex with someone and I kept trying to put his mouth on my nipples and he said
>Your being too bossy

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>>40863879
lol thats right, hide roach. Also

>>40863742
>today
Who said today?

You told on yourself again.

I grow weary of your bumbling. Take him away.

>>40864008
Gutless idiot who eats oxycontin and pisses his brain out online all day. Stay inside champ.

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>>40864016
Why dont you post a voc about how your 'date with a freshie' went last night? I wanna hear that voc. Tell us how you didnt get ditched. Just give us two minutes to tell us how it went.

Oh. No. You can't. Because now you realize you cant lie for two full minutes without me catching you getting caught up in your lies. You know if you try, I will find a dozen tells and mix ups in your story.

Or you can just admit you got ditched. Again.

All too easy.

>>40864062
lol he went on a date with a teenager wtf

https://voca.ro/16OcClxN3YWl

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Pro-tip -

When eating a boston cream donut eat upside down to taste the chocolate better.

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>>40864092
Yes, he said so last night. Its at the end of the clip, another meth induced rant about gays.
https://vocaroo.com/1gOT6mkpHUrl

Context:
https://vocaroo.com/1jsOIntsqQtr

NO ONE escapes The Archives.

NO ONE escapes JUDGMENT.

>>40864171
You better start actin right if you want me to watch this later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3NddvoSDL4

and gimme some of dat donut nom nom

New to this general
Is Timur a stinky Indian irl

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BUT NOW

I am going to eat this curry chicken and rice.

I am trying Indian food now. I saw a bunch of money piling up in my account and looked into it. It was all the money I saved when I stopped ordering Chinese after they kept ripping me off trying to get me gold. Apparently I was spending several hundred a month on those bastards trying to get me gold.

I am getting more too. Still no idea what to do with it. But I have to get it to make sure no one else has it.

me gold, me gold
nobody gets me gold

>>40862156
if i had a dime for every time a doctor checked my prostate without asking i'd have like 3 dimes
(most doctors ask before... and yes i'm an old guy)

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I've had my nutribullet for 10 years now.. It truly stands the test of time and takes up less space than a traditional blender. Perfect for my fruity smoothies. Can't see myself ever using any other brand.

>>40864206
Donut is gone, you have to try the taste on my mouth.
>>40864222
Nyet

>>40864345
spit in my mouth :D

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>>40864345
lol
ttyl bb

>>40864319
:3

>>40864467
Byebye
>>40864410
Nahh

I hate Constant hornyness

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>can still curl 60 pounds per arm
neat

>>40864651
That's turning me on more

>>40864720
So are you
It's hot to imagine i have a pussy getting used

big dad energy

>>40864804
fat uncut cock with bush pubes and pendulous balls?

>>40864789
Bitch

>>40864829
red and i kill him, ez

>>40864850
too late i already won your poorly thought out hypothetical, thanks for playing and bg ez

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I eat tofu 4 times this week already. Im going to grow boobs?

why so many zoomers have mitochondrial challenges ?

i like gay male

>>40864943
th-thee-th-t-t-these k-k-ki-kid-k-kids h-h-ha-ha-have uhhh uh mito-mito-mitoch-ch-chon-chondrial cha-c-ch-al-challenges

>>40864906
Why you say this?

>>40865098
zyklon b

>>40865098
a father figure

Every time I see a "white American" they had dark brown eyes why is this? Every time I see a white Canadian chances are they have blue or green eyes and sometimes light brown eyes but never dark brown like black

I've been seeing this guy and he talks disparagingly about his autistic brother he says "my autistic brother has the mental capacity of a 14 year old" little does he know IM AUTISTIC TOO

>>40865098
Access to free medical care

>>40864829
Red easy Dylan Mulvaney is hung as a horse don't believe me refer to the Barbie pocket episode of days of being a girl

Fast for a week then take off your clothes and dim the lights. Get a potato chip and a flashlight. Lay the chip outside your butt hole and wait. The tapeworm will get hungry and come crawl out for the chip but little does he know you tied a string to the chip. Slowly keep moving it away until it's all the way out and you have no more tapeworm. Then put the tapeworm in a jar and daily feed it your feces. You now have a friend.

https://youtube.com/shorts/CACgB-i4iRs?si=qiVifkI_dzNTr80v

>>40865257
I'm finna slap your shit

>>40865266
is that what you call anal sex

did you know there's four new STD's?

Mycoplasma genitalium (MG)
Shigella Flexneri
Neisseria meningitidis
Lymphogranuloma Venereum (LGV)

>>40865254
vat ze fok

>>40865312
>four new pokemon to catch
sigh

>>40865312
They were all found in skunks hole on autopsy

>>40865098
poopjeet boyfriends

Saar do not say poopjeet saar

Hiii
I hope you're having a good day

>>40865619
Thoughts?>>40863098

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>>40865182
how do you know if you're autistic or not if you can't afford to get evaluated

>>40865619
my portobello mushrooms are growing well!

>>40865710
When I was captured and put in the hospital for being psychotic they evaluated me

>>40865722
lies

Honest thoughts on marina hard mode they have to be nice thoughts

>>40865736
he’s one of the least (but still very) annoying tripfags

>>40865736
he's not shiza, that's always a huge plus point

>>40865722
idk I've been in psych wards and they never evaluated me for autism even tho ppl would ask if or assume I was autistic

I am not going back to the fucking stygian abyss >:(

>>40865747
I was wearing a kitty headband and walking around with Trex arms I think the dr just assumed I must be autistic

https://youtu.be/1s0-tbR-nzs

>>40865764
damn that's some anime convention tier autism

is self harm really that big of a red flag for guys? what if it's in the past, and not a current thing? do guys ever want to date someone who struggles with mental illness?

https://voca.ro/12rhfQ1dWa5H

>>40865963
i'm gonna be honest schzio anon, i gotta agree with you for once, i've met a lot of sickos, but none of them ever self-harmed, only chicks

>>40865963
oh cool it's mr retard hear to share schizo rants nobody listens to save for biboomer
what are you talking about tonight

>>40865646
I'm sorry that happened to you! Maybe he won't?

>>40865710
Nice! I love mushrooms!

https://voca.ro/1g4FL9Xh6MSq

prostate so sensitive, probably nut handsfree the second after a dude slides into my hole

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My name isn't Mr retard

also thoughts on owning human dogs?

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>>40866070
Is this ai?

>>40866070
master of word, wit and wisdom, pinnacle of sapience

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Can we please post are favourite AI pictures thanks

Highly reccomend taking a lil white botch with you to stiff. You might not get lucky but you'll get kuxh more attention than if you were by your self.

Not gonna read through 300 posts. What are the highlights?

>>40866140
shiza is dead, delta is homeless, debaser became a prostitute

>>40866157
So what's new tho?

>>40866140
>>40866106
Thoughts on black men owning white dogs? >>40866070

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>>40866157

>>40866164
Literally? Yeah every black guy I know owns an american pit or similar. All white fur

>>40866096
Imagine the smell of their body odour from digesting all that beef. imagine how foul their semen is.

i want to be dominated

>>40861985
…why would you need an endoscopy for that?

>>40866218
No I mean dogs of the caucasian persuasion

>>40866257
Dogs deserve to be put down. Unless they're hot and not past saving. But coal has a way of requiring a toll...

I want to fall asleep on a handsome guy’s ripe armpit so bad =\

>>40866279
I stink like shit. You in?

my bussy cannot be quelled any other way ;(
i need a man to use me.

>>40866305
Post pits

All a man needs is leftover meats to warm up and some early impractical jokers on the TV. Sex is nice but secondary tbdesu

https://voca.ro/12NFe0011Tf6

Joe >> sal > q >>>> murr. No contest

MARINE
MUSCLES
ARE
REQUIRED
INTELLIGENCE
NONE
ESSENTIAL

Best punishment was turquoise rings by far. Funniest. Most whimsical. Kept them most off guard. Second was maybe the q muppets car ride or one of the physical beatdowns.

Best challenge was obv any of the last to laugh ones. Followed by listing off names. Followed by the focus room head to heads.

AND THE DISGUISES ONES!!! can't believe I forgot those

Not a lot of truTVheads itt seems like. Shame

jesus christ i need cock!!

I'll never know the taste of cock. Unacceptable!!!

GRRR >.<

Me want masturbate but need sleep. Life hard :(

>>40866316
>>40866647
>>40866767
lol

>>40866712
just rub your own then taste it dummy

>>40866279
this but ripe hairy cheeks

Sex is just a funny joke right? Like you aren't touching each others naughty parts for sure tho

>>40866800
Just tastes like finger ngl

https://youtu.be/Hs_proBOvBk

>>40866795
it's not funny

Mr pancakes = hitting the cabbage patch at the touring Hamilton show.

did gaygen finally die

Good Evening, "gaygen" was a 24 month sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

>>40866157
bitch im a lich

we didn’t even get a timmythick out of it damn harvard is phoning it in

ants got to my cup of soda ;(
i felt more sad about the soda than washing them creatures down the drain. am i evil? or did they deserve it?

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sabrina's new album is really fucking fun
the music in it is so refreshing and doesn't drain you like other pop music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCNr2iCgSPs

>>40867465
Thanks for the tip-off, I will now short $GYGN

New!
>>40868204