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imagine being lesbian lmao

hello /clg/
I apologize for my retarded zoomer comment yesterday. You see, I am retarded, and a zoomer, and I used tumblr throughout my teenage years. I was being personally insulting.

>>40869940
did you confuse gook and gock?

>>40868973
I was on the treadmill and sweating a lot. Then some cute lady decided to go next to me.

I think she smelled me and did a 360 and went to another machine...

how do I recover?

I'm in my late twenties and I still check out my high school classmate social media why am I so weird and creepy?

>>40870592
It's time to let go, anon.

>>40870592
I still do too. I had a crush on this girl back in high school. Apparently she is dating some guy now. I wish she was with me...

>>40869940
what zoomer comment?

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I'm so lonely I want so bad to suck a woman's boobs romantically

I'm a wrestler, AMA

>>40869940
>zoomer
>tumblr

wut, I thought Tumblr was only popular with us millenials.

>>40871402
>I'm a wrestler, AMA

how do I get good at wrestling as an adult?

>>40871453
Well, where are you currently at? Have you done any wrestling, do you exercise?

>>40871497
>Well, where are you currently at? Have you done any wrestling, do you exercise?
I don't do anything.

Any exercises that I need to do to get good too?

>>40871517
In that case I'd suggest you join a wrestling club for beginners. Wrestling is a full-body exercise so just focusing on one part of your body won't get you far ahead. A good club will make you do all sorts of exercises before you get to the actual techniques. As a beginner you could work on your throwing and grappling strength - you won't do any crazy moves yet that will require you to be able to do a handstand or do a split, but you will be lifting a person and pin them to the ground.

>>40871668
can you pin me on the ground?

>>40871678
Of course anon, I know all sorts of submission moves.

>>40870000
Nah she probably just didn't want to be near someone in general.
>>40871402
Do you use wrestling moves during sex
And is wrestling dangerous like boxing is?

>>40871890
>Nah she probably just didn't want to be near someone in general.
she went to another treadmill where she was next to other people

>>40871950
Dayum. That's brutal, anon.

>40867626
i'm female retard. i meant troon out and put he/him in bio. why would literally any of what i said in the post make sense if i was a moid

>>40872138
I mean
>>40867626
>>>40867626
from last thread
literally proof im a foid

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going with the flow, slowly and steadily wasting my life in service of risk avoidance ;)

>>40872177
My bad, its just you mentioned "trooning out" whcih only really refers to TiMs and then you talked about estrogen and "feeling like a rapist".
Your comment is exactly what an autistic troon would say who butts in a convo, though I also am retardo and sleep deprived.
But nah fuck that, don't poon out. If you think regular women can be awful, you should look at the average pooner. Its not worth it.
>>40872177
Did you know theres a hangover from being in the flow state? I looked into this way too much before. Its so cool. People in flow literally have superhuman abilities, and theres technology to trigger someone into the flow state. To think, its probably way more advanced nowadays, neuroscience is so cool.... But scary.

>>40868973
Thank you for making a thread OP

>>40868166
I got the webm from a thread on /v/ and when someone asked the uploader for source they posted it and it's from some Korean foot fetish youtube channel so I think the purpose of the video is to be sexy not what you're saying.

>>40868254
You don't post in /clg/ anymore because you see feet once every few months?

>>40866566
>>40866711
Would you have sex with a girl who has sex with dogs?

>shutters 30+ post melty last thread
They're all so long too, it's getting difficult to finish reading the thread.
All because one anon isn't interested in being with girls who've been with moids, I don't think she would have survived 2015 era /clg/

>>40872077
>Dayum. That's brutal, anon.
NOOOOO COME BACK CUTE LADY AT THE GYM!!!!

I'll wear more deodorant or something

>>40872706
>All because one anon isn't interested in being with girls who've been with moids, I don't think she would have survived 2015 era /clg/
Its just crazy how you people say this when again it just makes you look so dense, that is not what I was saying and yet you keep saying it is.
If you do not wanna sound insecure then don't lie and then try to talk shit about someone over the lie you created lmao
>>40872541
>Korean foot fetish youtube channel
Imma have to see that link. Also on /v/? Huh. What was the context?

Lesbians owe transbians sex

>>40871890
>Do you use wrestling moves during sex
I wish.

> is wrestling dangerous like boxing is?
Getting punched in the face repeatedly strikes me as more dangerous than wrestling. I've never had a serious injury and the worst I've seen happen to an opponent is a dislocated shoulder. But honestly it kinda depends, in my style of wrestling we aren't allowed to attack someone's face. There are styles where this is allowed and once it gets to facial nerve holds I really don't wanna be the victim of that.

>>40872854
>I've never had a serious injury and the worst I've seen happen to an opponent is a dislocated shoulder.
That's good to know desu because I would love to start a sport like wrestling. Boxing is cool until you learn about CTE.

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>>40872706
>checks last thread
Ngl as someone who isn’t a gold star it’s pretty based that goldstars have that ability to make people seethe & mald by simply mentioning that they never willingly touched a peepee

I'm trying to lose a couple pounds and it's so hard I'm so hungry I wish I had ozempic right now. The things I do to not turn into another fat lesbian.

>>40870674
Did you go up to a girl and ask for permission to suck on her titties yet anon? Boobs don’t just fall into your mouth while you’re sitting in your room hoping for it to happen one day

>>40873112
Are you getting enough protein? When I was losing weight I found that having some lean protein in every meal helped me feel satiated for longer periods of time and only eating two meals a day (plus coffee in the morning) made the process faster

why am i so retarded. i just went on a FIFTH date with a girl that im not remotely into because im desperate and there are no better options. and everytime im like well maybe i could learn to like her if i got to knew her better :)
ughshhhhgughhhhhhhhh she's so boring. and also ugly which i could overlook if she had a good personality but she DOESNT
i feel like a masochist why do i keep doing this shit

>prude for not wanting to have sex with men
clg. 2025

>>40873278
>ughshhhhgughhhhhhhhh she's so boring. and also ugly which i could overlook if she had a good personality but she DOESNT
whats wrong with her personality? How is she boring?

>>40873283
Imagine stop having sex with men just be you are a lesbian

>>40873278
>im desperate and there are no better options
imagine your base girlfriend-less state as 0. you're probably thinking this lame relationship of yours makes your state more and more positive with each date
>0 -----> +5
when in reality it makes shit even worse
>0 ------> -5
a zero is better than -5. break up with her because if you don't do it, the -1s will keep piling up and you will waste a ton of precious time.

>>40873304
she's not awful over text which i guess is what keeps giving me hope but she's autistic and way more retarded than me so she's very awkward IRL. not in the endearing way

>>40873364
>she's autistic and way more retarded than me so she's very awkward IRL. not in the endearing way
literally me

>>40873278
>FIFTH date with a girl that im not remotely into because im desperate
Desperate for what exactly? If it’s for sex then at least have some dignity and date girls equal to your level of attractiveness or above if possible. If you’re as ugly as she is then cope. Shit if you want love it makes no sense either if you find her boring. Hanging out with a boring ugly bitch you don’t like can’t be better than hanging out with a friend or something

I gotta go pick up the kiddos here in a bit, shit's hot out and it's about to rain. Everyone is watching Fallout now and asking me questions and I'm all
>AAAHHH my favorite thing is Popular!!
I'm trying to do a vanilla run this weekend where I make all the worst choices for Mr House to where it looks like the stalemate continues or independent vegas


Skipping dinner plans this weekend too, they want spoilers so I'll give them spoilers

>>40873283
dude why are you so obsessed with lying about this topic and bringing it up, youre embarrassing lol
>>40873078
personally I find people who lie about what someone is saying and trying to act like they arent the ones seething kinda lame and weird.
>hurr you just mad at muh preferences
Nobody said that. No one cares, actually. We just think its insecure to create a label where you put down and insult others if you wanna pretend youre so "unbothered" lol
I hate it when insecure bitches act like theyre not insecure. Insecure people dont create a label where they believe they are superior to everyone else and then accuse the people who criticize it as "having a victim mentality". Stop acting like a crybully.
>>40873112
Damn I feel you anon.. I cant wait to hit my GW. I do not want to ever be a fatty, they say that stuff catches up to you later on.
How much do you weigh? Rn Im 119lbs.
>>40873364
what, is she retarded in a rude way? Thats the only type of retardation Id see as not endearing.
>>40873373
Need you.
>>40873458
Who's Mr House? Ive seen the new Fallout show, I seen the first couple episodes its kinda ass. Video game-to-TV adaptions hardly ever work tho so I cant fault them for that.

>>40873521
https://youtu.be/oivEo_zyp1U?si=Qa0Z2ZuH6mDY_M8Z

>>40873521
>>40873563
https://youtu.be/4oOhlpkP3XI?si=R7_3O1yc8r7Nv4ns

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>>40873563
Oh him lmaoo

damn sometimes I feel like im being tricked, I cant tell whats AI anymore. What is life?

>>40873620
https://youtu.be/on7xBK5cuXg?si=-UaFXHxmOXSo21jd

>>40873521
>is she retarded in a rude way
i guess, in a way, yeah. i mean she's very judgy and a bit prudish in the way that one might be to cope with the fact that they're kind of a loser. idk if you know what i'm talking about but she's obviously very unpopular so whenever i bring up stuff like going to parties or drinking or any kind of fun anecdote like that she always gives me a weird judgy holier-than-thou look. sorry for rambling and if this doesnt make much sense lol

>>40873731
>she always gives me a weird judgy holier-than-thou look
I guess but if she is looking for a serious relationship she will probably not want you to go out, get drunk and fuck some random. I probably would give the same reaction

>>40873521
>Rn Im 119lbs
that's my goal weight. I'm 136lbs right now but like i'm kinda tall

>>40873731
Ohhh nooo, LMAO. No... I know exactly the type of person you are talking about. Jesus anon, run. Block. Maybe don't block, ghost.
I am positive you can do better. I am almost certain you can find better people. Have you tried going to concerts and just shooting your shot with every remotely interesting girl you see? I know it sounds easier said than done and the process of which takes longer with more failure, but if anything you could always find good friends that way. Concerts, clubs, bars. Anything where you would find someone who shares the same common interest as you.
Never settle for someone who you don't like because theyre "there", you are the 5 people in your life.

>>40873788
huh? i dont get drunk and fuck randoms, i enjoy drinking with my friends and having fun as i am a teenager and that is pretty much average teenager behavior. she's just lame :/

>>40873836
Ah see we both don't gotta lose that much weight, thats cool. I'm tiny, my GW is 100lbs. We can be weight loss buddies kek
at least you arent having to lose 50 to 100 pounds.

>>40873865
>i enjoy drinking with my friends and having fun as i am a teenager and that is pretty much average teenager behavior. she's just lame :/
It's still kinda iffy.

>>40873870
how tall are you?

>>40873840
yeah perhaps you're right shutter. i do have a concert coming up too so yknow what

>>40873865
You're a teenager? Drop that gril anon, there will be tons more.

>>40873894
I'm 4'9.
>It's still kinda iffy.
I can see where youre coming from but personally imo if I were to date someone like anon I wouldnt care if I went with her. I get people can have their own lives and so on but idk Im just the type of person who would feel left out if my friends did all that without inviting me, let alone girlfriend. So its understandable if someone feels weird about that sorta thing.
Obviously Im not saying anon does that, I know what the type of annoying person shes complaining about. I feel like the girl anons with should just ask about that stuff instead of being passive aggressive about it. Those types of people are always lame.

>>40874244
>I'm 4'9.
holy shit you are a shortie. By any chance your first name doesn't start with c right?

> I wouldnt care if I went with her.
I think that would be a fair deal then but if she starts flirting with others then yeah no more.
Probably should ask but uhhhh well I probably wouldn't go for the party type girls

>>40874281
No. That sounds weirdly specific lol
>Probably should ask but uhhhh well I probably wouldn't go for the party type girls
Fair, usually party girls are the fleeting "I cant be held down" type even if they arent aware of it.

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Finally finished reading last thread, it was a bit of a slog but it's also nice to have that many posts to read again for the first time in forever.
At 335 posts (not including the deleted ones) in 5 days it was the fastest thread in like 3 years not counting a few threads that were spammed by hundreds of troll posts last summer.

>>40872774
>Its just crazy how you people say this when again it just makes you look so dense, that is not what I was saying and yet you keep saying it is.
I read every post in that thread and you were very clearly super assblasted by the term goldstar lesbian.
>Imma have to see that link.
I found it for you.
I have not watched the video so I don't know the contents.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2087Kcd3xY
>Also on /v/? Huh. What was the context?
This just happens a lot on /v/, someone makes a vidya waifus thread then people start posting vidya waifu feet which turns into posting real 3d women feet

am I the only +30 in this shithole?

>>40875923
mcburger and germanon are over 30, fartsnatch anon probably is too because she's married
I think /clg/ is probably mostly 25+ aside from a few teenagers that started posting here very recently

>>40875923
oh and bipedo is 40

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>>40875844
>super assblasted by the term goldstar lesbian.
Yeah because the term is stupidly elitist. Im not gonna deny I was offended, but it has nothing to do with "being rejected". Its being insukted by a bunch of elitist crybullies who act all innocent and "just dont understannndd" why people find it insulting. By all means, have preferences, reject someone for whatever even if it is something they cant change. But when you create a retarded label around it, calling yourself a "goldstar" like youre hot shit and everyone isnt, then people are in the right for treating you like an insecure snob.
>I found it for you.
I started watching it and I can't speak korean so idk whats being said, but its pretty weird. Girl sits there, looking bored, some dude (?) talks to her off camera. The channel uploads every single day holy shit.
Her toes kinda look like fingers, freaky.
>picrel
Whats your favorite street fighter game? I cant wait to get my hands on one, never played any of the recent titles only know of the 8bit one.
>>40876043
>Bipedo
Whos that? 40 years old... Need her. Need her so bad. I envy you "older" people, you got brought up during cool times.
Was /clg/ always called that or..? Someone mentioned 2015 yet I didnt know there were transbians common enough back then that would require the thread to use the term "cis".

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>>40876314
hi butch anon, ily. can I hypothetically have some of those ADHD meds? asking for a friend.
what type of butch are you?

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>>40876263
> you got brought up during cool times.
I know, you’ll never have a soul

>>40876022
i thought you were all prepuberts

>>40876354
do you want to dm on tumblr again? i don't know what i did with the last of my addys. i am unsure what is meant by type of butch. baby one i suppose.

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>>40875923
S is also 40 and there are probably others I'm forgetting too.

>>40876263
>The channel uploads every single day holy shit.
It must be very expensive paying them to model.
>Whats your favorite street fighter game?
I've only played Street Fighter II and only a couple of hours of it, I don't enjoy fighting games but they have the best waifus of all vidyas
>I cant wait to get my hands on one, never played any of the recent titles only know of the 8bit one.
Are you a fan of fighting games?
>Whos that?
40 year old Swedish hebephile bisexual poster who has been here since late 2018, some think she's a man.
>I envy you "older" people, you got brought up during cool times.
I'm only 26, please don't call me "older"
>Was /clg/ always called that or..?
We were mostly just called lesgen from November 2013 to March 2016 though we would sometimes switch to the cis lesgen name in response to the occasional tranny posting, in March 2016 an obnoxious tranny started posting for a couple of days and when told to fuck off made the argument that if we didn't want trannies posting in our thread we should have to rename ourselves cis lesgen because they believed the lesgen name should include both cis and trans lesbians unless specified, the poster known as nazi who made most of our threads back then then permanently renamed the general "clg - cis LesGen"
>Someone mentioned 2015 yet I didnt know there were transbians common enough back then that would require the thread to use the term "cis".
Trans lesgen was also founded back in November 2013, I have never visited their general so I don't know how busy it was back then but they rarely interacted with us.

>>40876429
What made you think that?

>>40876022
>over 30
I turned 30 just last month!!! I'm not old

>>40868973
YEAH! GRAB 'ER BY THE BUTTHOLE!

Does anybody actually use ‘goldstar’ in an elitist sense? I don’t care about the label, and I don’t care for actual elitism, but I also think it’s quite fine to take pride in never having been pressured into sleeping with a man. That can be a sign of good healthy boundaries and knowing yourself from early on. Depends on context, I guess.

Love being a dirty vagina fetishist who’s never touched dick in her life.

What's your favorite Maika Monroe movie?

>>40876022
>>40875923
Turning 38 this year

>>40877188
nobody other than 15 year old lesbians on twitter who cant fathom the idea of anyone using a neopronoun even though theyre so obsessed with being “woke”

>>40879202
I remember being an idiot teenager and thinking I knew better than everyone else. I still clomp around in timberlands, but now I do it wearing a denim skirt instead of cargo shorts. People learn and grow, not always for the better. Best we can do is be good neighbors, coop teachers, and guides. Tell them when to stop crying and pass the blunt.

>>40877188
>Does anybody actually use ‘goldstar’ in an elitist sense?
Nobody does that. It's simply shorthand for "never been with a man, homo all the way". I was surprised there are people who feel threatened by it, can't imagine what's going on in their heads.

She's so big now. I wanna cry. She's so beautiful and she grew inside the woman I love and she's worth everything. AAHH!
I'm on the couch, I'm watching old KidsWB bumpers and feeding the brat, remembering when I was an innocent shitheel.
https://youtu.be/xJgmKIXeLJs?si=Srobgg0whOqTg7mj
https://youtu.be/m4jtMr1GDhM?feature=shared

>>40873731
are you sure you're not seeing things? it's 2025, thinking you're better than someone because you stay at home instead of going to parties is a millennial thing, with zoomers it's the opposite, you judging her and calling her a loser makes me think you're just projecting your bad character

>>40875923
I'm 47. :)

>>40877188
I have, but only in response to someone insisting I am Bi.

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>>40880090
Das me in nine years

>>40880086
nope

>>40876263
>Her toes kinda look like fingers, freaky.
that's the best part.

>>40875923
I am closing in on 30, but not yet

>>40875923
Just turned 36 recently.
Been dead for over a decade, so it doesn't matter.

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has anyone read this?

>>40879666
checked and im a ‘goldstar’ who is actually bi cause i like some male artists

>>40883246
Sure, you can be bi and goldstar. As I said, it's just a term that triggers idiots for reasons that remain mysterious to me.

>>40880713
will you be my mommy gf

ANAL SEX

>>40872272
>theres technology to trigger someone into the flow state
tell me more

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>>40885935
It's called a transcranial direct-current stimulator. It designed to enhance a person's cognitive behavior. It's shaped like a helmet. A journalist, Sally Adee, talked about using it while within a battle simulator for snipers. This was over 8 years ago. So imagine the technological progression since then. It's all under the concept of Neuromodulation and the modern era of it all started in the 1960s.

What are red flags for youse when it comes to partners? Whether it just be a FWB or actual relationship.
And are you attracted to women who get breast argumentation surgery?
For me, my red flags would be if they used TikTok or Reddit, being pro illegal immigration- especially if shes like the average leftie who thinks America and Europe should be the only place to allow illegal immigration, and being okay with pooners being pooners despite hating troons.
As for boobers, idk. I can't say. I feel like I wouldn't like it just because the concept of it is freaky. There's silicone inside of you. I say this as someone who thinks about getting that type of surgery. I think it looks hot when its hard to notice but man... All I can think about is what if it pops? What if it starts leaking like a balloon? Lol. Thats some body horror right there. I probably would still get with her tho imma be real, its just still freaky nonetheless.

Is it true that there’s a bias against saying bi cis women as there’s a feeling that they’ll just end up with a man eventually?

hib:( I just got home. Really drunk. Being a lesbian kidna sucks. I hope you're all doing good random women of clg j love you

<3

>>40886517
yes but even bi men tend to ‘end up’ with men too, if ‘ending up’ means anythinf

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Lesbian polpot is my favorite lesbian

>>40887252
>bi men tend to ‘end up’ with men too
False. It’s common knowledge that bisexual men hide their gay side in public long enough to marry a woman and have her carry his children while secretly hooking up with men from grindr the entire time. Bisexual women do the same thing except their straight male partners don’t find their lesbian side disgusting or threatening to the relationship so he either lets her fuck women on the side because he genuinely dgaf or they unicorn hunt together. Bisexuals generally prefer the normality and security of heterosexual relationships and use gay people for sex only. The bisexuals you see in a serious same sex relationship are only the ones who have at least an 80% preference for the same sex

Early mornings or late evenings, seems I'm back to my old schedule without noticing? It's fine I suppose, I talked with my boss today about the plan and he laughed, says it's fine. Most of their turnover is women turning housewife. Just to give him a heads up when I start to swell and at least a few months before I try to cut and run. It's all just 'on paper' right now, plans for ahead of time. It still feels eerie and amazing. By this time next year or before I hit the four-oh, I'm gonna bake the parasite a sibling

>>40879666
>I was surprised there are people who feel threatened by it, can't imagine what's going on in their heads.

from my observations it's mostly three groups hating goldstar lesbians

- bi women
- mtf "transbians"
- social media fake lesbians (usually young girls on tiktok)
and out of these bi women are the loudest haters

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Diet? Is that a type of sauce?

>>40871453
>how do I get good at wrestling as an adult?
You don't. The balance and lower body strength isn't happening if you are over 16.

>>40890356
are you being serious?
>>40890347
FATTYYYY. nah im just kidding
but why do people act like you cant lose weight eating stuff like pizza? The thin crust Weis pizza I get is 1200-1300 calories. The regular crust pizza is 2000-2500 so if you eat half of it (its pretty filling, it takes hours to eat), thats 1000-1300 calories.

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>page 9

bipedo is a man

>>40890356
>You don't. The balance and lower body strength isn't happening if you are over 16.
WHY NOT DESU?

>>40890911
>but why do people act like you cant lose weight eating stuff like pizza? The thin crust Weis pizza I get is 1200-1300 calories. The regular crust pizza is 2000-2500 so if you eat half of it (its pretty filling, it takes hours to eat), thats 1000-1300 calories.
I guess I probably wouldn't eat it all.
But let's not argue the regular crust hits harder.

And I could slam half a regular crust in like an hour

Foot massage is nice. I don't like feet, not my kink, but I can see the appeal. Feels nice, especially if you're tired and sore, really nice.

Wow I love women.
FUCK! I'm literally so autistic I hate my life.
>Be me
>Almost old
>Retardation
>Never relationship
>Never kiss woman
>Never hold hand with woman
>Want to sex attractive women but idk how it works
>Can't figure out how to schlick

Can someone recommend me a gacha game so I can release my rage while I remain forever alone?
Also please advise. If you're also autistic and don't like people, help me. I want a gf!

>>40895119
I've been watching people play the horsegirl one. Track and field sporty waifus
https://youtu.be/ss3ryPdirHs?si=cP9583_AUTC04UJZ
https://youtu.be/uCaWqXP54Mc?si=-XJAsiyqyjfz_qXt
I need to watch the show, it looks like a good time

>>40895119
>>Can't figure out how to schlick
really? that's so sad

are there actual women here? a lot of the images of women are similar to all the other moids on 4chan would post. obviously a woman could find those and post them, and be into them (i am)

but are you all troons or what

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>>40896236
I'm tired of these questions

>>40896236
Rules u r not following the rules

>>40896266
>>40896284
okay I got my answer (there are no real women) thanks. i'll be quiet now

>>40896323
are YOU a woman?

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hi /clg/ what do you guys do for fun?

i've been playing happy home designer a lot recently. and learning to (hand) sew

>>40896379
>i've been playing happy home designer a lot recently. and learning to (hand) sew

sounds cute nona

I think I may get into martial arts, possibly boxing/muay thai or wrestling/judo

I wanna be able to beat up people(just in case). I've been watching a lot of unsolved crime stories and they are super spoopy.

>>40896339
yes. also the asian fetish on here is very racist white male coded. they love "innocent and submissive" asians they can rape and ruin

>>40896555
>yes.
whatever.

I personally am a fan of turkish/albanian women.

>>40896580
I love all women

>>40896405
good luck anon! also you should get a gun if in burgerland

>>40896753
>good luck anon! also you should get a gun if in burgerland
Well I am a recluse and have no one to sign off on the papers saying I am good.

>>40896772
well, good luck with the fighting then. or make friends

>>40895169
It looks ridiculous. I'll definitely play it.

I miss watching shitty hetshit anime because there's a side ship that has subtext. I was just watching a really old one and unfortunately all lesbians died but they were at least truly gay.

>>40895542
Yeah, really.

>>40896555
>very racist white male coded. they love "innocent and submissive" asians they can rape and ruin
based

>>40896555
I'm the one who puts on the dumb outfits for Her. She's the one pulling my hair. I drive and she plans. She got the degrees and I'm the dropout. The only fetish part about it is she's shorter than me and I can rest my chin on her head without bending over. I think I'm more her kink than she is mine. I got the welts to prove it

Watching my nephew play helldivers, looks fun and I might get it

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Hey /clg/,

have you ever fucked around with someone online who lives very far away? Did it lead anywhere? Would love to hear your stories. I’m going through it right now.

i think I'm in love for the second time in my life what do anons I'm retarded

>>40898572
death. love isn't real

how over is it if the only social interaction i can perform is with people is on this hellsite?

>>40898619
love is real anon I <3 you

>>40898650
thank you jesus

>>40898636
get a tumblr and a discord

>>40898678
i have discord but i don't like using it. there's established groups in every discord i feel like. i have tumblr but idk, i'm inactive

>>40898636
why can't you socialize irl are you a shut in?

>>40898572
i wish i could feel love

>>40898700
yeah basically. social anxiety and i feel like everyone hates me. and i don't have the desire to talk to people most of the time anymore. i do, but i don't at the same time. i want human connection but i cba

gay here, if I become friends with a lesbian will she invite me to the lesbian illuminati and help me find a BF?

>>40898739
I don't get it why would random people hate you

>>40898807
No because lesbians hate men

>>40898820
it's just how my brain works
everyone's out to get me literally. and i'm a visibly awkward freak, so they are actually judging me, everyone just sees an autist

>>40898834
you might be thinking about yourself a bit too much. i'm a normie and I don't judge autists/weirdos that i see irl

>>40898807
no, men are prohibited from the greater Mysteries. You will be welcome as friend in Non-specific events but only the vestal virgins may tend the flame

>>40898739
I have the same problem.
How do autistic shut ins get a girlfriend? Please, I need an expert testimony.

>>40899267
Clean your room wash your pussy

>>40898820
I hate her

how do i get my ex back? she got the ick

>>40899601
>she got the ick
It's over

>>40899601
The ick? More like the dick! Lesbians getting cucked my men again!

>>40899267
no clue sadly. pray to aphrodite and cast a love spell (don't cast a love spell)

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in 2020 I wanted to get good at drawing then quit in 2022
should I try to draw again

>>40900249
That's better than most people can do. Go for it

https://youtu.be/5-DvxZPth0o?si=63r7uM0CikCD3e2r

>>40900249
honestly he looks so cute. He looks like a tubby male about that gets dopamine spikes from food and is hypnotized by his lolipop

>>40896555
>they love "innocent and submissive" asians they can rape and ruin
I don't think they're innocent and submissive I just like how their faces look... asians aren't even my top favorite race anyway

>>40896580
>I personally am a fan of turkish/albanian women.
Gross.

>>40902085
>Gross.
what's wrong?

I remember when feminists used to talk so much about how men are disgusting for liking porn and now my social medias are full of weird sexual books that are popular with women, no one used to attack erotic books by women before. I just hope the feminists are happy.

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>>40899682
bitch give me hope

>>40900249
yes you’re a genius

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Aryan qt

CLG I think I am being stalked.

Every time I go out for a run this car always shows up.

It's strange.

>>40902650
A woman doesn't need coherence

>>40899466
>, bucko
t. Jordie Peterson

>>40898739
>i do, but i don't at the same time.
What makes you want it in the first place?

>>40904106
loneliness. as a social animal i crave friendship. and i just wanna talk to people who like the same things i do, think in somewhat similar ways (they don't have to be my clone but you know. it's nice to have people who understand me)

+ my life is boring alone

also if i'm screwed on something i can have people to help me out. all relationships are transactional it's over

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chloe grace moretz and kate harrison have gotten married. i had no idea until 5 minutes ago.

>>40904367
>as a social animal i crave friendship
I can't really relate
>wanna talk to people who like the same things i do, think in somewhat similar ways
I sort of am interested in people that do similar things to me. Mostly because they may be doing something at a higher level than me but that's all.

>also if i'm screwed on something i can have people to help me out. all relationships are transactional it's over
where are you from anon?

>>40904797
>I can't really relate
are u schizoid or something
>>40904797
>where are you from
usa

>>40905005
>are u schizoid or something
must be or something else...

>usa
so am I. I can be a handy friend if u really need it

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>>40904660
sad

>>40905030
>I can be a handy friend if u really need it
i don't need anything rn but thanks
and u could be a serial killer

>>40905330
>and u could be a serial killer
how do I know u r not a serial killer?

>>40905402
true. maybe I am

>>40905409
>true. maybe I am
hmm
okay how about this
*makes out with you*

Responsibility Sucks! I wanna be lazy in my PJs all day NNOOOO
I wanna play Helldivers with my nephew leave me alone!!
This is what I honestly said to my boss when he asked if I can come in early and stay late on Thursday. He laughed and told me to suck it up, he's gonna bring lunch. That means his wife is cooking some hotdish casserole shit that looks disgusting but tastes AMAZING and he's bringing the leftovers for us to pig out on. I'm game but whining about it. I knew doing this shit would sign away my free time. Handhelds are getting better and better so maybe I'll get myself a steam deck or something when they get dirt cheap. Stick to my emulators and headset for now when I can get the time. Works going good. Baby isn't freaking out being left with strangers and I have access to the cameras. Mom says she's proud of me, feels oogy but also damn good. Says she knew I'd be a great mom.
>she's a smug cunt hypocrite but I'll let her brag
I got my skeleton slippers on, about to start putting the fake ass headstone up in the yard and the Halloween lights up. HOA can eat my ass it's September now

>>40905571
>Baby isn't freaking out being left with strangers and I have access to the cameras. Mom says she's proud of me, feels oogy but also damn good. Says she knew I'd be a great mom.
ur a mom?

>>40905604
Indirectly, I didn't bake it

>>40905474
*kills u and adds your bones to my collection of human remains*

>>40906777
>*kills u and adds your bones to my collection of human remains*
AAAAAAAAAAAA
NONA WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

I thought you were a nice cisles friend

girldick

>>40906893
*dies from loss of blood and removal of bones too*