>be me> 18 straight guy about 5,1> still in school>i get picked on a lot because im short and have longish hair and being very skinny exept for some places> this new guy transfers to my class he like 6,4 at least> i dont pay much attention to him becasue why would i>he always tried to talk to me but i mostly just answer him and thats it>he asks for my instagram i give it to him>he texts me all day and night>he wants to hang out and i say yes just so he leaves me alone>we hang out he takes me to eat together and to chill at his place>were at his place playing whatever fuckass game he has on his ps5>we have fun untill its like 7pm and i say i should go>he says "you should stay" he still doesnt even know my name or anything>i tell him i dont want to because i got stuff to do at home>he convices me to stay just a bit more>he starts getting touchy and flirty>i ask him if hes gay and he looks at me like im crazy>HE THOUGHT IM A GIRL
>>40880327Just gooned my clitty to this like a good girl
>>40880333i hate u for this...
>>40880327Are you just gay or is this larp to make me sad cause of these mega luckshit genes
>>40880327>18 straight guy about 5,1
>>40880327you're clearly gay since you're on this board so why didn't you suck his dick?
>>40880478Maybe he’s a repper gods chosen repper maybe
>>40880478im not gay he is he thought im a girl bro :(
>>40880525This is definitely a larp but I’ll entertain it if you’re not lesbian gay bisexual or trans why are you even here jeet?
>>40880327I know you are larping but I'm ftm and this has happened to me :(
>>40880538what even is a larp
>>40880850live action role play
>>40880859how does it come here
Fucking become his wife
Sucks. You're gay now
>>40880932you are fucking role playing
Jannies really gotta do something about the recent influx of gigaESL greentext shitslop
i dont think ive ever seen an amab at 18 post-puberty that didnt troon or have some intersex thing going on at 5'1 that didnt look choppedthat shit looks insane on testosterone as they age like actual snow white dwarfs irl
>>40881825>roonim not gay bro he is :(
>>40881893WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN I UNDERSTOOD LIKE HALF OF THIS
>>40881862im confused on what u mean ngl :(
>>40881893cuz high T or E binds the growth plates. >>40882678>>40882688anon either ur a new fag (aka leave) or u got the biggest toothy grin your getting so many (yous) so plz just goon with ur clity cage on and fuck a guy also ur larp is bassicly that comic u pircel included. without him thinking ur a girl
>>40882725i have no idea what any of this text means ∑(O_O;)
>>40882747YOU GOTTA LEAVE THIS HELL!
>>40882750sorry..
>>40882762I'm just trying to help. this place will destroy ur brain
>>40882775Idk my online friend told me to post what happened here but people just got angry at me for posting..
>>40882780ur friend is evil they knew what would happen
>>40882796its hard to say no to him..
>>40882810haha u know maybe u should hangout around here. u act like alot of the nonas here
>>40882834what even is a nonas
>>40882950fem anons
>>40882964im a boy tho...
>>40880327Either this is fake as shit or you should get out of here and back on Reddit.
>>40883037sorry.
these sorts of threads bring back bad memories
>>40880468its okay if you wanna fuck twinks, just dont forget consent
>>40883094haha they are twinks not women anon.
>>40880327>be you>a straight guy>experience this weird situation >immediately post a greentext about it on the queer board cause straight cis guys use this board as their social media of choice
>>40883279"Idk my online friend told me to post what happened here but people just got angry at me for posting.."
>>40883505Ask him why did he send you to the tartarus
>>40883519he said people there will relate or smthi didnt know its a bad thing to post im sorry..
>>40880525why are you on the lgbt board if ur not gay?
>>40880327this is larp but this started great !!! you shouldve continued with having gay sex not with him thinking youre a girl this would never happen your voice isnt like that and he would probably know your name from your instagram
>>40883938i can literally send u my instagram as proof that i dont use my real name anywhere...
>>40883965you sound cute but sorry im an ugly manmoder, also what happened after he thought you were a girl
>>40883979i was ankward... mostly just quiet even when he took me to my apartment and he dropped me off like a block away bc in his words "i wanna be seen with a boy like you"
>>40880327i actually believe you, OP. some guys are that stupid. i'm sorry that happened to you. but what are you doing on the lgbt board lol.
>>40884042my online friend told me to post it here bc people will relate and maybe help me but they just got mad for some reason and were talking in a way i dont even understand :(
>>40884098your friend sent you to 4chan's lgbt board to get perspective on what happened; trolls, chasers (people who are exclusively into transsexuals), and terminally online losers live here. if your friend sent you here knowing that, your friend might have been trolling you.if you want advice, i would just ignore the guy going forward. block him on insta or fb if he harasses you. he thought you were a girl, or male-to-female transsexual, and shot his shot. that's on him, not on you. i don't think anyone did anything wrong, here. it just sounds awkward. being a teenager is, unfortunately, awkward at times.since this isn't a close friend or someone you interact with on the regular, i'd say your best bet is to just ignore him. if this has caused you to question your own sexual or gender identity, i can provide you with better resources than this shithole of a website.
>>40884174I go to the same college as him ignoring him would be...Hard
>>40884174none of this makes sense, think about it this is literally a greentext someone who has never been in this board would just write a text post
>>40884323I saw a post like this on TikTok and I didn't know a better way to write this down
>>40884339please larp better next time...
no way op is 18, he types like a 12 year oldis what i would say if this wasnt the most obvious larp in world history
>>40884339What?
>>40884431I don't even write like a 12yo..