old >>40880875
i'm squeak
I like straight trans women.
>>40882826First for plap plap plap
I blew my gym teacher anonymously once, when I was still seventeen. Four years later I still think about the smell of his balls. Ugh. He’s also like twenty years older than me. I wonder what he’d do if he knew it was one of his most pathetic (…unfit) students who he yelled at most of the time (god I hated him but I wanted him so bad).
i am in love with my beautiful boyfriend and i feel bad everytime i talk to other gay men and immagine hugging them n rubbing them and touching the bums sensually
>>40882892i'm sure he's beautiful only to you..
>>40882891fake>>40882892larpi was outside gigi prowling kidddzzzzhttps://voca.ro/11cfS8ta8Ske
They think I’m a butthead but they haven’t seen me at my beavis
feel so ugly and old
>>40882891You’re 20+ now so hit him up maybe?
>>40882928hi delta
>>40882928Getting swole helps
If my students caught a whiff of my BO I’d be mortified.
you are all sad
>>40882943u smell like pussy?
I’d eat out my math teacher’s ass. Unwashed. I don’t care. He’s this really cute half Indian half Italian guy. He seems to be pretty proud of his background.
bottoms man
>>40882960eeewwwwwwAndi Obst is shooting like he's Steph Currywurstkek
Also, university math is filled with big assed chads for some reason. I don’t know why. There’s another math teach here I wouldn’t mind slapping on the ass.
>>40882960>>40882975Isn’t there a famous model(male) who was also a math lecturer or something.
There’s a big difference between eating ass and slapping ass you disgusting university (this is useless now btw) fag
I don't think about having sex with guys (other than the one i'm dating), look at porn, or take lewd pics to get free real estate in your mind. Get on my level you whores.
>>40883006University isn’t useless. The chances of it being useful are simply far lower than college. Abstract thinking paves way for pretentious social cancer very easily, while trade stuffs will always be useful, especially with the competency crisis getting worse and worse. University has a higher cap, albeit far narrower, since it’s mostly garbage. Einstein changed the world.
Squeak >.<
My university says men can get pregnant.
>>40883033Higher education is for suckers, the only way to get rich in 2025 is to do meme coin gambling
>>40883033> Einstein changed the world.There’s never going to be another Einstein. It sucks. The world is too egotistical now to ever allow it.
Does anyone give (you)s for cats anymore
>>40883098well im still around...
>>40883108i hope you are raped and eaten by african economic migrants
>>40883103I do. Here’s mine.
>>40883103what do hairless cats smell like, i wonder?
>>40883103Evil ass James Bond villain cat
The Atlas aliens have almost reached earth
my friend died, went to his funeral yesterdayhe was too sexy for this world :)
>>40883121fat fuck
>>40883122They smell earthy like dirt and their skin feels like velvet
>>40883122They smell like boiled vegetables/potatoes lolVery steamy (They’re roughly eight degrees warmer on average to make up for their lack of fur, and they’re extremely clingy due to this)
>>40883131did you ever have sex with him
>>40883140>they’re extremely clingyso cute. maybe i will get a hairless cat in the future.>>40883138that's what i smell like :o
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>>40883135Yeah I like slapping his belly, and he loves it too
>>40883126freakin good, took their sweet time
>>40883153They are extremely clingy and they love to sleep right ontop of you under your blankets and have you cuddle and hold them tight like a baby
>>40883103N*gg*r cat>>40883121Aryan cat
>>40883131i fucking hate post like these and i fucking hate uwho else holetox?
>>40883140>>40883174Okay I want one now.
>>40883154is it cause ur battery was dying
>>40883174perfect bf substitute.iwn need a human being in my life.
Reminder that hairless cats are a filthy Canadian breed that came about through incest.
>>40883180i know that roidtrannies get it because the roids cause their holes to hypertrophize and stiffen
>>40883148he was more like a big brother to me, he got me into bartending when I first moved to NYC
>>40883205Holding them naked to your skin after a hot shower is one of their favorite things to do. Skin to skin contact. They also like steam and moisture. They’ll sit in your bathroom while you shower like a sauna.
>>40883218is bartending just one of those default careers for gay men without options?
>>40883212wow kek
Real Food brosreal fucking food omfg lolits been weeks...im smiling
>>40883234https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5AK-Bp3qDt0&t=170
Hairless cats are more affectionate than furred cats and this pisses off a lot of cat owners lul
>>40882851>tfw no bf to plap
>>40883254@ 2:50
its another tex tries to rizz up someone 10 years his junior thread eh
>>40882826hey, can you guys bully me for being a tranny?
>>40883230i was gonna get into bartending because i loved mixing drinks but then i realized i had to talk to people and i decided it was not for me.
>>40883249this look like the table of a poor peasant, like my table..
>>40883230NYC bartending scene is way different than what you're thinking about, my friend was a head bartender at a expensive restaurant in Manhattan, he wasn't struggling financially and had a college education
>>40883270Tex. Have you never been sucked off? Being a bartender is a free ticket for receiving daily/weekly blowjobs. Doesn’t matter where you work. Why am I even asking. Of course you’ve never received oral.
i want a hot chad boyfriend but i am ugly, what can i do
>>40883269Ur a poopy head
>>40883267dated a guy younger than me once, it was horrible, would never do it again. the only man who will ever understand me is someone who is my age or older.
>>40883282the one time someone touched his dick his brain encoded it as rape and turned him asexual to cope
>>40883282how do u suck a hole?
>>40883284this is as much to happen as shiza getting laid by a hot Asian twunk
>>40883284Get jacked and wealthy
>>40883288I really can't get a read for your personality at all. I look at a pic of you and can't imagine you doing HVAC work, or picking up 50lb of alcohol around in a truck and taking them to stores. I try to understand but there is such a disconnect between the jobs you've had and how you look, lol. Have you ever tried just doing retail at Target or something and climbing up the corporate ladder?
>>40883288The chances of you meeting a true old soul in a young body is very low. Yeah.
https://youtu.be/_ghJQzNDihA
>>40883301you are being negative, i am 10/10 personality, that must mean smth>>40883305no paying, i want true disney love..
Should I move to Michigan?
young soul in an old body here
sup brahs
>>40883288didn't you date an asian poster at one time? and you met bishit together?
top 5 posters here:
>>40883347What movies do you watchWhat games do you play What books do you read What are your political opinions
>>40883347>t. pedo
>>40883338>10/10 personalitywho lied to you?
>>40883340you should go back to africa zigger
>>40883272tfw an unemployed romanian is richer than thorny lol
>>40883352>>40883347rope!
I AM IN BED AND I HAVE TO PEE BUT I DONT WANT TO PEEcan someone go pee for me :(
>>40883340you shouldn't be allowed in my country but if I ever find out your address I'm calling ICE
>>40883363and it drives you insane that you’re too old and fat to attract my attention
>>40883371prettier too!!!
https://youtu.be/aMCMgHMRqWo
>>40883378doneu can relax
>>40883230I use to have a cyber security job that I hated way more than any of my low income jobs. Some people are meant to be lazy and do shit on a computer all day (aka bottoms) and others are meant to move and be on their feet. Simple as.
>>40883365i know my worth!>>40883371thorny wouldn t piss in the mouth of a person dying of thirst to save them, he is cheap asf
do not engage larry or thorny starve the beasts and they will wither away
stop being gay
Once I was seeing someone younger then me and he said "You have shoulder hair and it's not cute or hot" ;_;
>>40883430lmao
>>40883430is that the same guy who burned your ass with a lighter because he was trying to remove your ass hair?
i am so depressed and hungry, omg, should i eat and then kms?>>40883415i love you <3>>40883402unironically do a job you like, money is not that important after basic needs are met
>>40883430post shoulder hair
>>40883430I’m new here and this dudes lore is crazy
>>40883461he is probably schizo and just making shit up like most people here
>>40883429request denied
>>40883469He was deemed gay retarded for a reason
Cock and Cum
fat dad cock intrusive thoughts
tex come back i was just trying out trolling you…
>>40883366Fuck you faggot>>40883381Fuck you asshole
i am really hungry ngl but is late and i have no food, i had no appetite all day bc intoxicated on caffeine and beer and now since caffeine is out and i exercise i got hungry like hell and don t have a pc to watch a movie or play a game and phone sucks, oh..
>>40883492those are good thoughts. let them in
He burned my ass with lighters yes I still have the scars though they are less noticeable then the big one he did on my chest I actually asked him to burn me because he said he burned his ex girlfriend with a lighter and I got jealous
>>40883402I'm a bottom and my ideal job would be working on my visual novel or computer games or doing voice acting or writing, but none of those are viable careers and I don't have a successful boyfriend to let me live with him in exchange for free use of my body as he wants. I don't even have an unsuccessful boyfriend
>>40883502grow some eyebrows you sissy
>>40883514>>40883514It was a experiment syka blyat!
>>40883508nice, my ex used a wood burning kit to burn hearts around my cutting scars and it was really cute and romantic but we had to breakup bc he was a pedophile
>>40883523why is that a problem
>we had to break up because he was a pedophile Many such cases
>>40883512Are you a game dev? You working on anything cool right now?
>>40883508>dating a bishitsual
I got with a bi guy once who had never been with a guy before and he just fingered my ass like it was a pussy, it was so weird.
Is DJT really R.I.P?
I had a prostate orgasm without touching myself and now I crave more.
>>40883540sadly no, but he is very old
He was 18 I think and I was 19
>>40883545no you didnt.
Why Americans nad at round abouts and 4way stops?
But the fact he said he was dating a girl who's 25 since he was 15 I told him she was a pedophile
>>40883550dangwas hoping them saying his tariffs being illegal sent him into a paddy and his heart gave out
>>40883558I did thoughbeit.
I would deport every non white person. People would shit themselves and protest but within 5 years crime wouldn't exist and the country would be thriving.
>>40883527because he's a pedophile and that's not something I am willing to accept in a partner>>40883532not officially but I've done diy stuffworking on a visual novel atm but it's likely years out from being finished bc I'm just taking it easy and also need to get better at drawing and also write the novel
>>40883570women and bottoms can’t be pedophiles because they are mentally children
>>40883540do we ever get the truth about when a celebrity actually dies? they'll just have clones or use AI to fill in his position
>>40883550his body is looking so saggyhttps://x.com/khaledmahmoued1/status/1961788375062413594I doubt he ever lifted a weight in his life :(
>>40883592Do you know what the basic premise of the novel is or are you still feeling that out? Which genre is it?
I wish I could materialize a bf to fuck me and cuddle with me but dematerialize him when I'm done
i wish i could materialize one post from haribo
>>40883459i have individual long black hairs growing on my back where cancer took root now...:/
>>40883624what is all your health issues? and do you feel its karma?
why is coffee so good if it's so bad for you :(
>>40883611it's going to be a romance with some sci-fi and philosophy, with hopefully opera type vibes. the general premise is an engineer who is the son of a war hero is called by the military into service repairing mecha at a military base on a border with an opposing nation. he can choose which pilot to work with, with each being it's own story. themes are seeming to range from existential stuff to abusive relationships and how to approach life. there's a lot more and I've gotten some scenes done and a lot of thoughts on paper, but it's really intimidating sometimes to work on so it's going slowly. I do feel like I have a pretty decent idea of each of the love interests, the rough trajectory of each of their stories, and the themes I want those stories to explore so I'm not totally lost on everything
>>40883545jealous
i am so depreassed
>>40883619Male sex doll
>>40883585Prove it
Hmmmm...
>>40883630ja, karma ist gut
>>40883593All humans are children from the perspective of aliens. Probably.
>>40883656Why are trannies so interested in sci fi?
>>40883683because they’re straight men
>>40883683cause beatles real love
eating, exercise > jerking off > sex with non hot under 7/10but loneliness is crushing ngl
>>40883703When did you last have s*x?
>>40883709like two years ago? idk, but i never had good sex so like never i guess..
>>40883570I know Z I think he died last year
>>40883665I'm a bottom>>40883683not a trannyand how else can you tell a mecha story without classifying it as sci-fimaybe fantasy for like escaflowne or Dunbine or Rayearth, but it's still the same stuff. I like how mecha is basically modern literary equivalent of knights, and knights as characters offer a lot of interesting options for both tragedy and comedyplus the other sci-fi elements allow for exploration of more fantastical philosophical thoughts or potentialities that are still relevant to usa great example of that would be "learning to be me"
>>40883692Idk if straight men are especially drawn to sci fi. Nerdy men yes. >>40883697you're so brittle
>>40883721and the vast majority of nerdy men are…?
>>40883721nah moronu wouldnt be able to identify brittle if it was throatfucking u right now lul
>>40883718Do you like Philip K Dick? I read quite a few of his novels at one time, but the rest of the genre didn't interest me much. I hate anything having to do with fantasy and embracing delusional modes of thinking rather than gritty pragmatism..
I'm just a good old fashioned lover boyused to listen to the fuck out of that song in middle school bc I had a crush on my best friend and I wanted to sing it to him lol
>>40883732White?
>>40883737golden age scyfy is lame
>>40883736why do you take so many photos of your body parts knowing how bad they look?
>>40883752nope there are more nerdy men in china than the entire west
>>40883717Liar post his obituary then
>>40883319i don't have a personality. i did hvac work solely through nepotism (my dad is a master tradesman) and lifting heavy things is not nearly as hard as it sounds. the real difficulty is keeping it lifted for longer than 10 seconds. i may look a bit scrawny but i have lean muscle and strong hands. corporate ladders are not for me; i fucking hate having to act professional and suck up to people, i would rather live my life as i am, no gods no masters etc etc whatever.
>>40883755post yoursthey look greatnuh uhhhi dont take many pix....whats it to u?!fu kys rope
>>40883736i genuinely think you have end stage syphilis. you still think i want anything to do with you besides murdering you and chopping you up and pissing on your corpse shows how gone you are.
anyone else who get nazi/racist vibes from tex?
>>40883737I'm a huge fan of dick, and Philip is no exception. >gritty pragmatismthe most interest sci-fi are great because they are uncompromising gritty and pragmatic while allowing enough room for the fantastical elements to add flavor and color to the story or explore topics in a new wayyou could read picrel, it's very interesting imo. or the Andromeda strain if you want something vintage
>>40883774yes!!!
>>40883774Definitely it's the blonde hair and blue eyes he should probably consider changing his hair color to brown.
>>40883773ahahahah clocked!subhuman niggerbeatles real loveeveryone cried boooohoooooahahayour brother is vomit and you are garbage
>>40883774all men are created equal.>>40883782i do not have blue eyes they are gray and i'm only half-blonde at best.
timur is the only good tranny poster, because he never posts about his hrt or how much he hates jews unlike some other guys
any good psycho movies besides american psycho, nightcrawler, no country for old men?
>>40883799Post your eyes are they grey like mr pancakes or gray like an American
>>40883810Psycho Mantis?
>>40883810Psycho
>>40883760I didn't get a full name but the letter Z showed up in my mind when reading your post so I'm guessing he's trying to contact you from the grave.
>>40883820i am an american so they are gray like an american.
>>40883777Sorry I'm not interested in reading anything related to fantasy anymore. >>40883789brittles rot hole lol
>>40883774She even has a confederate flag bikini and bathing suit
>>40883768you are insanely mentally ill
>>40883830Freaky cause his name was Zane
>>40883852not insanely... >>40883835holy retardation nigger its beautiful pink like a rose, your hairline on the other hand troonsucker is in la xd
>>40883852They btfo him from the twink thread in one post when he tried to post his disgusting aids ridden shitbag of a body over there. I wish Germany would gas him already.
>>40883871oh is that where he was? lmfao
>>40883832Should have been grey
>>40883871keke imbecilic broke rejected 40yo virginololol u are so moronic its begets any explanation!!!absolutely incapable of understanding the events around u kekits funny knowing that mental cripples like u exist beatles real love jump infront of a train
>>40883896grey is objectively inferior to gray. just like how laser is objectively inferior to lazer. long live american english.
>>40883870Yeah? Keep us posted rotty
can you stop being mean and be friendly, people are only mean here 24/7, i never see anyone nice or friendly
>>40883896
>>40883898Not reading all this. You are embarrassing and I'm glad we determined you're Ukrainian instead of German. Germans are chill like chucky.
>>40883918thorny is not german? lol, he is like the most german stereotype person ever..
>>40883906https://voca.ro/1iCk6CpjkzHD
i do not open vocaroos on principle.
>>40883925Hes a refugee
>>40883907yeah literally got a compliment on the hair today at the fair :3cope seeth rope
>>40883940not even from me?
>>40883925His accent sounds Russian. He sounds like a typical shit eating hohol like Zelensky.
>>40883918xdchucky is not german
https://youtu.be/Ud4HuAzHEUc?si=VbCP9gSYSPZW8E47RIP
>>40883947well who ar eyou.
Tex being eaten alive by swarms of hungry house cats
>>40883950ahah is that what a psychopayhic troonsucker and his imaginary pooner gf who larps a zigger determined?KEKanyway kys rope im gonna actually scrub meself now...
>>40883966please spare me i've done nothing wrong.
>>40883942lol
Honest thoughts
>>40883978This is my favourt ai image the dog is so cute
>>40883832post big strong hands
>>40883978made him cuter
I heard that Tex only dates black men
>>40883988
>>40884009Can you plushify me
>>40884028
>>40884052lmfao
>>40884052Thanks I don't like it why is my arm still flesh do it again
>>40883774No but I feel like we are be bros
>>40884071Beggars can't be choosers
i really feel like smth bad is around the corner, there are kinda too many peasants and they want a purge..
>>40884075finally a nice post.
just realized that dating doesnt work out for me because my personality is what you see is what you get but my appeal is fixer upper
Hiii
>>40884052Mrs moo deng
>>40884071
I am now 20 years old as of today, I want my youth back !
>>40884130rapeable
>>40884086Hi tex
>>40884120Thank you
>>40884071..
the idea that there are people born after 2000 makes me sick to my stomach.
>>40884130ultraplap
>>40884071its trying, I don't think hippos have hands so it gets confused
>>40884143I wonder what it would have been like growing up with the internet
>>40884155wait how old are youI'm 31 and grew up with the Internet
>>40884155were you too poor to have it?
>>40884155it was this cool thing that let you discover stuff no one else heard of and you could show off to your friends then your parents would get mad at you because you were playing flash games on newgrounds with excessive gore and adult language but then they wouldn't do anything about it because they sadly weren't very good at parenting.
>>40884107and you are ginger uggo freak, let s date>>40884130looks ugly..
>>40884143you would make a cute furry
>>40884190
>>40884130another gayface tubearms...hit the gym gigger!great hair tho luv it
>>40884130Post feet
>>40884201show him your prolapsed anus and threaten to dox him if he doesn't fuck your rotty hole
>>40884228lmao omg I get the reference
I have bubblewrap uwu
>>40884228Nooooooo Lilah
>>40884242Slay diva
>>40884190stop that
Can someone make me and tex into furries and then make us kiss
>>40884201>brlbeatles real... log ??? :/
Someone already made us kiss before I think it's only fair we should yiff
>>40884269gross
>>40884272Some pig
>>4088416734, but I didn't really use it regularly until I was like 12.>>40884171No, it just was very basic compared to today's internet.>>40884181Haha I love Newgrounds. It was my favorite place for games and animation. I'm sorry about your parents. :(
Tex have you ever been part of the nazi party in the USA?
tex deserves better than that
>>40884300no he doesnt
>>40884242Ohh fun!
>>40882953gay bois are happy tho
When I was nine I saw porn on new grounds it was my first time seeing pornography it was Jenny the teenage robot being fucked by these rock monsters it was really weird it traumatized me
>>40884297i don’t think it was i think there was actually much more to do on the internet back then it’s almost all social media slop now
>>40884297oh wow, I was on it a lot as a young kidI would not recommend it, especially the early 2000s Internet. saw fucked up shit, got groomed, etc. parents really need to make sure their kids are safe and not just doing whatever they want
>>40884306Pancake has aids but tex did say he's bbc only so i think i agree with you.
>>40884242Deltiboo just uwued the world is healing
>>40884327when did you first realize you were gay
I have a bbc in my dresser for tex
theyre suing turtle wow ugh
>>40884327lmao i had a similar experience but with misty from pokemon and like a chainsaw or something. maybe that's why i'm gay.
>>40884354I saw a shirtless Brazilian model with abs when I was 12 and I jerked off to it like five times and then I realized that was probably pretty gay but after that I looked up gay cowboy porn and then I just ended up thinking I was gay https://youtu.be/8jZLYF7WNKs?si=Xs3TY4vcSB9yU5BfThen after that I was on Omegle and Kik and I got groomed by paedophiles
>>40884328I wonder if I would have used social media if I was exposed to it at a younger age. I never bothered to make a Myspace or Facebook page. :/>>40884335Yeah there was some really weird and scary stuff on the early internet. I got scared by a screamer and it traumatized me.
hideo kojima is just a shittier Yoko taro
>>40884377stop being gay
*ass mogs you*
>>40884391>got scared by a screamer and it traumatized me.lmao same
can i get a boyfriend
>>40884385What happened to you on omegle and kik? :(
When I was 12 and on Omegle I had a 30 something year old boyfriend that said he wanted to come meet and kidnap me and was going to make me piss in diapers for him 0_0 I'm glad I never went and saw him he probably would have murdered me
>>40884408chad nooooo, you are supposed to fuck and impregnate hundreds of women, not this..
>>40884426Sorry Kik not Omegle I just met him on omegle
are shiza and tex friends again or still fighting?
>>40884391you missed out myspace was peak
>>40884426sounds like it wouldve been a good time, you missed out
>>40884411Liquid Generation had a bunch of them.>>40884415Yes! Everyone can have one!
>>40884426shit that never happened but here is your (you)
Man I hate "YasQueeeeen" flammers into black pop
i just don't get why shiza won't relocate to mtfg, they'd be much more open to talk about his mmos
>>40884437Aww :(I remember seeing people's pages with wallpapers and music and thinking it was cool.
I was groomed on Omegle and Kik they were like telling me to do different stuff on cam like stuck things up my butt it was weird
>>40884454I liked the attention they'd give me desu though
>>40884454no one ever groomed your ugly ass
>>40884464Paedosimp
>>40884450Another 'but I'm not a tranny' like paige and all the rest.
>>40884450gaygen is the least suitable place for her, she's a bisexual tranny
>>40882960>half indianfucking ruined
>>40884468Yes they did I never showed them my face though
I never had a webcam :c
>>40884468pancakes was a very cute, molestable kid
>>40884505>>40884505new thread>>40884505
>>40884492you a pedo?m
>>40884509ur trannie
>>40884492Trip on tex
>>40884449same
god how i hate gay guys!!(they don't want to touch me)
>>40884473will you ever stop malding over this Paige person
>>40883212Since when? Topical estrogen is used for poon atrophy even then why bother just get the poonhole shut. Using it is a woman's role.
>>40883249Are those bbq ribs? Fuck I'm hungry now.
>>40883593Interesting take, however I've seen it live. Women can absolutely be pedophilic and I'm too autistic to think you're being ironic
