Qott: what do you regret most in life?Last: >>40887437
just finished jerking off to tranny feet like 5 minutes ago
>>40890849Honestly publicly loving a trans girls. Ever since people found out they treat me like I’m half a fag
>>40890849XY chromosome
>>40890878stealing this nona's answer
i wok up
>>40890849no fuck u make a different one!
>>40890849Not being into more parties when i was in my early 20's. I'm still a virgin, i just focused too much on my career and now that i have my desired job i just feel like an empty husk of a person.
>>40890849not realizing i was a tranny the second i was born>>40890853northern germany isnt really known for its cliffs unfortunately
luk at my V isn't she cool c:
>>40890849Not loving the girl reading this rn. I’m sorry babe maybe we’ll meet in another life
>Germany*pukes*
>>40890849for the past year and a half i was too lazy to socialize and it's given me some sort of anxiety disorder
>>40890920its over...
Waking up and none of her messages are asking to see my dick. I'm sad now.
>>40890849Not asking out my friend who was a roommate of mine.
>>40890849Now that I’m on finasteride, is this HRT and am I now a transbian and not a chaser >t.wink
>>40890849Not taking my time in school more seriously
>>40890955close enough just take the pills nona u can still b a chaser
>>40890960I want a gf like this but without the weird mom/condescending parts
>>40890960Wicked
>>40890898How old are you?
>>40890849Not transitioning at 16 like I wanted too
trans girls are not loyal they r for the streets
>>40890986Stop going for the ones who post their ass for anyone who asks
>>40890986
>>40890898I am 26.
>>40890969I am 26, replied to the wrong post.
sy good morn(((
>>40891014Not as bad as I expected. You got a good job, just get fit and you can have your pick.
>>40891019I honestly need to get over my anxiety that keeps me tied to my room... I've never been to a gym because i don't even understand how to do basic things like fill up a membership... It's ironic tho, i do my job well enough.
>>40891019I think being financially stable enough so that your girl can at least have the option of being a house wife is a very solid quality.
>>40890986Literally the most loyal type of women as long as you have your shit together and are decently attractive + treat her well. She’ll basically dedicate her life to you And no I’m obviously not talking about the tripfag sluts
Marie looking super hot in that pic she posted in the last thread
>>40891040Yeah man whole wide world out there it's easy peasy. 9/10 you can just walk through the front doors of a gym and ask for membership options at the front desk. That's their whole business, they'll cater to you in almost any form you try to contact them.
>>40891049im loyal as hell! ive never cheated!
>>40891071And how many relationships.
>>40891071Shut up stu I wasn’t talmboutchu
>>40891086the number of relationships ive had(0) is greater than the amount of times ive cheated(0)>>40891137you werent talking about me when you mentioned tripfag sluts?
>>40891049this, if I wasn't an ogrehon man I'd be more loyal than any women you'd meet, period.
I thought this thread was shitty, but it's actually not bad compared to the rest of the absolute death bait, incel to tranny pipeline memery, and bnwo goonslop on this board.
>>40890849Qott: being born male
>>40891151You actually look fine, you’re just a retarded bdd briton
does anyone have the shrimpcat image?
>>40891191They always come crawling back
>>40891204you've never seen me I'm so tired of this
>>40891211Aight. Wish you the best
>>40891205Yeah, 40. I won't post any.
>>40891211I will pluck out my eyes if I have to
What if I detrooned?
>>40891209Never left, just had a mosey around, realized the world would be better if 90% of the people here roped. Even the average chud/transbian we get here is better.
>>40891224Don't even joke about it.
>>40891224Your simps would probably be upset
>>40890881i'm stealing yours
>>40891224idgaf as long as you're still cute desu
honestly idc if it makes me a prude or a boot licker or whatever, I HATE incel to trannies I HATE goonersthere is a genuine problem within the community of these fucking freakshows who transition because they get off from the sense of humiliation they get by embodying their perverse view of femininity and its fucking disgusting and theyre ALWAYS sex pests like they think we must all be fetish freaks too and have no issues with receiving their freak advances i HATE IT I HATE THEM SO GOD DAMN MUCH
>>40891265I think we all agree here
and when u accept the fact that there are fucking creeps trying to co opt trans optics for themselves all of a sudden u realize how much of the mainstream trans movement is literally just these disgusting freakshows trying to get away with their freak shitand the rest is fucking tourists who detransition after like a year
>>40890849>Qott: what do you regret most in life?Not staying in touch with two particularly good trans girl tops I hooked up with.
>>40891265Fair enough
>>40890989I just find it a very common occurrence. It could also be the whole culture shift around dating that feminine side has, that is hook up poly/bpd culture.
>>40891265There's a lot I don't get about them, a lot of them seem really paradoxical>Unsuccessful with cis girls>become tranny(?)>Becomes transbian>goons to bnwoIt's all a bit beyond me
>>40891216.. thanks?>>40891217post it rn! I'm gonna make a keychain >:c>>40891218wha
>>40891284its just freaks with a humiliation kink who think being a woman or a tranny or loving black people is inherently humiliating and they get off to that
I think the a huge unnoticed source of trans optics problems is the 6x autism rate among trannies. You have spergs representing your movement.
>>40891295stop using autism synonymously with degeneracythe problem isnt autistic trannies, the problem is fucking freak shows many of whom have autistic characteristics
>>40891305I think you're naive to suggest no causal connection.
>>40891295I've met some very good optics trannies with autism
>>40891295except the autism link is total bullshit and deboonked>>40891305the problem is degen freak men who pretend to transition
>>40891316thanku _/\_
>>40891003She was kind of a cistwinkhon now that I look at it
>>40891314>yes i am falsely equivocating autism with degeneracy>ur just naive for not getting it>no justification provided@_@explain to me in your own words how your purported link between autism and freak behavior is even relevant to the conversationshould we throw all trannies with autism under the bus because your cherry picked examples have convinced u that ppl with autism are more likely to be sex pests?why not just call out the sex pests? why do we need to make it about autism?
>>40891318I'm not saying it's the sole determiner, but it's a major contributing factor. Autists are cringy and do embarassing things, the entire internet is aware of this.
Tranny gf to listen to modest mouse with
>>40891333Read here >>40891336I didn't say anything about degeneracy. I said optics.
am i autistic or a degen or normal
>>40891333autistic men are absolutely more rapey, but that has absolutely nothing to do with trannies, anon is retarded
>>40891322>except the autism link is total bullshit and deboonkedDo you have a link? I can accept my info could be outdated.
i just went to my first church service in this here mormon church near haninge centrum in stockholm, sweden, this i think concludes my mormon adventuresit struck me in the middle of it just how much they emphasize the human sacrifice aspect of their religion, which might be their strangest teaching, something they have in common with other types of christianstheir bread and wine was bread and water, which i thought was funnythey seemed very happy, and it is my conclusion that these teachings are very good insofar as they will make happy and healthy normiesapparently they are against smoking too, which has to be some sort of sin against human nature, though not as much as the prohibition against drinkingfunnily enough i think these guys are in my experience less dopey and head up in the clouds than the normal official swedish churchanyhow, decently fun. i think i am done with all christians now though unless if i find some really weird ones in the future
>>40891347You're a bottom, so all three
>>40891353We're talking optics, not reality. Perception, not truth. What people know is Chrischan.
>>40890849as for the qott, i have many things in my as of yet short life that i regret, but i cannot change the past, in the end you can use these experiences to learn and become a better person and organism in the future
What goes wrong in a person's life in order to become a bottomI have often pondered this questionWhy do they let me do that to them
>>40891347Autistic leftist
>>40891374if ppl are hostile towards trannies because some of them are weird, that is not a failure of optics on the part of the trans movement, that is a failure of empathy on the part of the broader societycalling out the actual bad ppl doing bad things while claiming to be one of us is sufficient, we don't need to start worrying about whether the trans girl with a gunpla collection and a stack of wii's is making the rest look bad
i just realised i backslid hard and forgot to be human for like a month there was like moldy mugs and flies and shit wat the fuck
>>40891366what if you went to a church and theirarguments were so good you converted? this is why i dont go to strange churches, im scared>>40891371thats good i think?>>40891386i put a finger in my butt when i was 9 and then everything went wrong>>40891389so true
>>40891395I would agree, I was just playing devil's advocate. But the woman who started this discussion clearly doesn't. I'm not sure why you're fixated on me here.
>>40891396>moldy mugs and flies and shitWait what
>people are pretending to be trannies??? Why would anyone do that?
>>40891409fixated cuz i see a lot of ppl echoing similar sentiments, brianna wu for examplegod that malebrained hon is the last bitch i want to hear talking about throwing other trannies under the bus
>>40891395>calling out the actual bad ppl doing bad things while claiming to be one of us is sufficientI don't think this will actually be enough honestly. But I don't know what else you're meant to do.
>>40891399if their arguments are good enough that it was convincing to me then there is something in the world which to you is truer and realer than the thing you currently believe, i think its just more honest to seek out that version of you rather than tie yourself down to who you are right now at this moment. it seems to me like this comes from an irrational fear of death. it is an attempt to remain who you are right now for ever, like an old woman who tries to look young in perpetuity
>>40891418because theyre fucking sick and it gets them off picrel>>40891425fair pointit should be noted that eating our own isn't going to save us from an intolerant majority either, though
>>40891366>it struck me in the middle of it just how much they emphasize the human sacrifice aspect of their religionYou should see American Evangelicals. They scream about being drenched in the blood of Jesus while howling. Real freak shit.
>>40891433>it should be noted that eating our own isn't going to save us from an intolerant majority either, thoughSome are going to accuse you of doing just this, you know that, right?>actually all the bad ones were fake tranniesIt's just not super convincing to people who already think trannies are degenerates.
>>40891426idk about you but im pretty sure the person i am right now is exactly who im gonna be for the next 300-700 years at least
>>40891441of course bad people will always lie and paint themselves as the real victims, esp ones pretending to belong to a stigmatized minority will gleefully accuse their accusers of intolerance because it reinforces their persecution fantasythe truth is still the truth>It's just not super convincing to people who already think trannies are degeneratesI don't rly care, that's not why I think sex pests should be called out. I think that because they harm people (including myself, as well as probably most trannies) while using our community as a shield from criticism
>>40891435that is based>>40891453trvthnvke, heraclitus has been obliterated hence
I don't think I'm gonna make itI really tried for awhile I even got close
>>40891469I think you might also really love a black Charismatic church. The music and dancing and singing is like the opposite of Mormons, it's got some much emotion and joy to it, they're having a party for Jesus basically. And if you're lucky the pastor will start hitting people with power of Christ and they'll fall over and roll all over the ground or start speaking in tongues. It's electric.
>>40891433who is this i keep seeing their pic everywhere
>>40891488alt right freakshow with a humiliation kink who hated trannies then transitioned to get off, also a literal pedo and dog rapist
>>40891462That's fair enough. I wasn't suggesting you don't, it's good that you do. I'm just thinking of how to solve the larger societal acceptance problem now, and I'm unconvinced this will be enough. All I'm saying.
>>40891497fair point, im not convinced anything will be enough but then i am a bit of a pessimist
>>40891494:/ what the heck
i am UGLY
soon™
>>40891504I worry too. But so am I.
>>40891520Deserves proper glazing, don't be impatient and rush this one.
>>40891484we dont have those here but mayhaps i will visit one if i am ever in el estados unidos one day
Thoughts on fagcents?
Should I write some demoralization bait right now
>>40891552Bad.
>>40891556Elaborate please
>>40891552Desireable and top tier.
>>40891559Voice is important. I only like women.
>>40891552Hot on Girls off-putting on guys
>>40891566Are you saying that women can't have fagcents?
>>40891526I'll glaze it when I get some, also got the balance right already c:
i have the voice of an incredibly straight man. when i speak people listen
>>40891552My future wife needs to be clocky and she has to have a fagcent. She has to be a 100% bottom and only ever have been attracted to masculine men. I will not elaborate further.
>>40891545Please do.>>40891552I didn't have any opinion on it but I've been Pavlov'd into liking it now.
>>40891574I'm saying it's bad if they do.
>>40891552I'll fuck anything with enough of a fagcent
>>40891575Good job. I look forward to the final result. Already very cute.
>>40891584Gigachad hands wrote this post
>>40891600https://youtu.be/OVh0bMNSFss
ill date anyone as long as theyre plucky. pluck is the main thing im into
Is anyone else here attracted specifically to the tranny butthole and perineum?
>>40891597idk I feel like I already fucked up the head shape a little
>>40891625Would you finger my prostate during blowjobs if I were plucky?
>>40891635Perineum is the window to the tranner soul
>>40891643You've got time to play with him, no temporary misshaping will be a problem.
Where's bronya? I left for just two weeks, and now I can't find her.
>>40891668she got a gf so she posts less
>>40891668Caught another monthlong ban for pedo posting
>>40891671Say sike
>>40891668She's just livin life
>>40891664getting a bit better :/
>>40891625Hi I just wanted to quickly post here to say I love you specifically
>>40891688What are you going to hang him on when it's done?
Putting a gun in stu's mouth and pulling the trigger
>>40891732I don't go outside idk
>>40891735Based
>>40891688Looking pretty good so far
>>40891645probably not>>40891660rate minehttps://unseecc/album#qkZ8ka5NP8JE>>40891725yay :) ily2!!>>40891735hell yeah
gorny nonos & nonas what is going on today
>>40891755how to get buzzy this smoothNair?
>>40891743That's why I asked. There's humor to the shrimp cat being hung by the keychain and how the mods want him dead. I wonder if you can collect the reward money.
>>40891772People are discussing the incel to trans pipeline, stu is posting her asshole, the usual
>>40891774i just use a razor
>>40891755>https://unseecc/album#qkZ8ka5NP8JEThis is an old soul perineumYou've lived thousands of lives while most of us have only been through the cycle in the hundredsIt shows layered wisdom burdened by the ego of youthNeed my mouth on it
>>40891772Woke up panicked and sobbing at 5amNew for me but we ball
>>40891784well i myself only transitioned cause i couldn't get no pussy that makes sense>>40891798i'msorry anon :(
>>40891784this is true. i couldn't get laid as a man so i transitioned for sweet mtf transbian busey
>>40891784im posting my perineum, its different>>40891787i see... is it a different feeling to put your mouth on a perineum thats lived this many lives?
>>40891824
hey pichu, what's your favourite mario kart? mine is mario kart ds
chasers would you tell your girl not to get clavicle shortening surgery from a sketchy surgeon or would you want her to get it?
>>40891867I would tell her not to. Her safety is more important than clavicle length, which I can't personally imagine caring about to begin with.
>>40891750thanku, also the clown is installed, just awaiting varnish and maybe some silver paint for the bells >>40891779T°T
>>40891417i didnt even know coffee could go moldy
>>40891838also ds here, followed by ctgp-7 and then 8 i guess
Getting CNC'd by a girl (cis or trans)
>>40891890>ctgp-7not familiar with any mk romhacks but i think i'll check this one out. the feature list looks quite extensive
>>40891872i will consider this optionthank you
>>40891935Of course. Stay safe, anon.
Tranners, would you tell your bf not to get leg lengthening surgery from a sketchy surgeon or would you want him to get it?
>>40891945>dating a manletbaka
>>40891945do not get turkish surgery thats too far
>>40891952IM 5 FOOT 10 YOU DIRTY WHORE
>>40891945shouldnt have been drinking tap water and touching reciepts, his fault on being short let him get the surgery
>>40891962nta but 5’10” is the perfect height for me
>>40891872>>40891952>>40891967>chaser response: I'd love her anyway! she shouldn't do anything dangerous!>tranner response: I fucking hate short peopleReally activates the almonds.
>>40891962my condolences
>>40891974these are my responses btw!!! im atranner!!!!! i love you!!!!!!!!!!!!!>>40891961>>40891969
>>40891969please be trans
>>40891983I love you too!
>>40891983Your one of the good ones babe. I'm actually 6'2 btw.
Im 7 feet tall and packing major heat downstairs, if you catch my drift....
I have a moderately large penis but am relatively short and skinny
I'm a 9ft tall nephalim with a large prehensile penis that can literally rip women in half.
I have a larch penis but I am average height and chubby and mentally ill
6.5 inches btw
6'1 is minimum requirement if not shotamaxxing
Chaser shrimpie here
>>40892026what u packing stud?
>>40890849i just had some cerewal feeling good feeling good!
I'm normal
>Qott: what do you regret most in life?drug addiction! like i lost so many years retreating into substances. life is way better now but i could have been where i am now like a year ago if i had not done that
i biked to pharmacy to see if they had heat packs cuz my back still hurt but they were closed since its sunday but fortuately my back started hurting less after riding my bike for a bit idk why
>>40892041what drugs?
>>408920314.5
>>40890849>Qott: what do you regret most in life?not fighting my parents when i had to so i couldve started hrt early :D
>>40892052not too bad, enough for a lot of women
>>40892041>i lost so many years>i could have been where i am now like a year agoHuh
>>40890849hi frends :) how have you guys bean?
>>40892060It's also a grower so it gets funny small
>>40892082now let's talk girth
>Qott:Futanari not being real
>>40892062sorry that was a typo i meant decade. like im in my 30's now and finally somewhere starting to be stable, and having made a lot of progress with transition finally. but i could have been here in my early 20s if i had not wasted that time running from things>>40892049its pathetic but it was mostly weed. i know its something people don't take seriously because for 99/100 people its no big deal. but if you're looking for something to dissociate and run from your past it can give you that, and for me that meant i was the 1/100 where weed was the one substance i cannot use responsibly. it is just too good at numbing me and too good at giving me ways to ignore my problems. for me it ruined my life in the way much harder substances do for other people. and quitting it was awful after a decade of smoking myself into oblivion everyday.
>>40892109I've never measured that, but as far as I know it's average on the slightly thicker side
>>40892126Glad that you're better now though.
anons do you really think autism is bad?
>>40892144It's bad for me because it ruined my lifeIt's fine for other people though
so i have been reading this book called a fire upon the deep and is v cool its about this alien planet of these wolf creatures except the wolves have evolved so that each pack is like a little hive mindthe author goes to great lengths imagining their society and how their minds work and stuff>>40892076henlo lizzardi am good i watched shin godzilla last night it was v cool actually, so much evangelion vibes lol anno is a one trick pony
>>40892126That really is weed for most people though and what‘s deceptive about it is that it doesn‘t impair function enough to keep users from holding down a job or whatever, just stunts all personal growth. I‘m proud of you for being the rare case to break the pattern.
>>40892141thank you me too :)the flip side of my regrets is i was also very lucky in some ways. the time wasted transition wise is nbd and i pass and just live life as a woman now which is cool. and the even if i rotted for my 20's i found some doors left open and rly went for them, so i'm picking up in terms of general-life things.regrets for sure but my 30s are shaping up to be really cool after a few years of struggling
>>40891986i am trans
>>40892144It can be cute when girls have it, but largely yes.
>Qott:Binge eating.
>>40892144I mean it depends right? If you're nonverbal and smashing your head into the wall all day that's not exactly great.
>>40892144It occured to me the other night how funny nature is in that the main side effect of men reproducing after old is the trait that makes men most likely to miss young windows to reproduce but maybe grind their way into later success. Autism is a self-fulfilling mutation to some heretofore unknown end.
>>40892144Idk it'd be nice to interact with people normally
>>40892126woa this hits hardi also spent many years just totally dependent on weed and dissociation, telling myself aw its not that bad its only weed i can quit whenever but the truth was that for a long time i felt like i couldn't face my life without weed, couldn't face my anxiety and fears and stuffi have been working to quit it lately, its been ummmm idk around two months since i quit and so far this time has stuck, ik that that just isn't the kind of life i want to have anymoreanyways didnt mean to get on a soapbox just what u wrote rly resonated w me
>>40892156I'm hoping for the same thing for me. Lot of 20's regrets, but I think I'm turning a corner. Happy for you, anon.
>all these 30+ year old trannersmommy summertime sadness
30+ yo tranners <3
>>40892203All the posts specifying one age range or another are kinda fun for a reaction but the reality is I think I‘m going to hit a Bukowskimaxxing phase of life where young girls keep me limber and fun but I also really enjoy spending time with those just slightly younger than me who have had comparable life experiences and who I can connect with over that.
>>40892239How did you make this sound gay
>>40892153hi friend :D i have never seen either but i have been meaning to see evangelion cause people talk about it a lotalso that wolf creature thingy sounds cool!!! i like that concept
lizzy please post a pic of ur tonsils
Do we still have people here pathetic enough to simp for lizzy? Find out on today's episode of chasergen
can a tranny be a cuck?
>>40892286Can I get uhh qrd on why I shouldn‘t
>>40892291do we have other option unless we're very lucky to marry a decent guy
ntr is goated
>>40892291Yeah a lot of you are
>>40892286Beggars can't be choosers
>>40892316
>>40892316i think so>>40892321trvke>>40892326really? what makes you say this
>>40892155yes agreed. i think for some of us tho, thats a bit more than it just encourages you to stagnate. i was running from a lot of really awful things and so it turned into genuine fiending addiction for me. i couldn't tolerate being sober because then all that stuff caught up with me. it really was as bad for me as anything else might bealso ty i am proud of myself too :)>>40892197ygmi anon!!!>>40892185yep dw i totally get it, its really hard and it sucks! it does get better. im about 6 years sober now and things are chalk and cheese and the idea of smoking weed at all now is uncomfortable and weird. i still sometimes get sad or anxious of course but its nice being able to sit with that now instead of run from it. good on you for quitting ygmiii>>40892203pls never call me mommy
>>40892351>really? what makes you say thisTalking to you all. Cucking is usually just about inferiority complex. Bit of an easy get for trannies.
>>40892372damn ok...
>>40892385Your name makes me go yikes.
why would this kitty sleeping on me?
If your tranny wears a cage then it is morally sound and a minor duty to cuck her. Meanwhile I will be purchasing a metal codpiece to maintain full function while protecting my balls from all the caged trannies I am cucking. Preferably with a creepy little face on the front.
>>40892342do i? im not so sure about it anon>>40892351men cheat on their cis gfs all the time. imagine a tranny. a passoid probably wont suffer much that and will be treated more like a cis girl but someone like me need to be more realistic lol
>>40892393giwtwm
>>40892393It does not know your crimes against nature
>>40892391im pope francis' ghost! boo!!!>>40892393because shes a friend>>40892395real>>40892398i will get a bf who doesnt cheat
did my shot :)
>>40892391>ummmm...Yikes!
>>40891386I knew I liked boys at 13 and new I was a submissive bottom at 14 when I lost my anal virginity at 16 I knew I was right that id love being fucked. I've honestly been completely sex addicted since then.
>>40892401 I would never commit a crime against nature. Except one time when I was a child I killed a leech and felt so guilty that I vowed never to kill another animal again >>40892412Kitty as a friend in the end as a kittyyyy to me
>>40892417:)
>>40892417Nice
>>40892417hooray!>>40892426did you really never kill another animal after that?
>>40891386even when i tried to force myself to like girls when i was 13y or so i never imagined myself fucking them or getting my dick sucked by them i was born without that power even if i were straight guy i would be a straight bottom?
>>40892445Only mosquitoes and flies, but even that makes me feel bad
does anyone here have noisy neighbors
Hey
i hope my friend is okay
>>40892469No
>>40892452its difficult not to kill any bugs ever, so you shouldnt feel too bad. its good to try not to kill them tho :)
>>40892475hey
You remember last year when I said I wanted to attempt rushing sororities but you all said I shouldn’t even consider itI regret that now, I wish I never listened to you all.
>>40892475hi>>40892469yes unfortunately. but my old neighbors were worse desu
Unhinged June kino incoming?
>>40892475Hey>>40892498>you allI didn't do anything. If you listened to people on 4chan instead of living your own life you get what's coming to you though.
>>40892494:) thank you
Many bugs should be deliberately killed as invasive species
>>40892498I don't recall that at all
keep fucking it up this was such a dumb idea :c
>>40892514gatocamarão
>>40892511this is true, I consider myself lucky to have never been in a position where I have to kill an evil invasive bug>>40892514At first I thought it was cat but then I see it’s shrimps. Very perplexing
>>40892514Take a break if you need to.
>>40892514clown be like "There hasn't been an idea this bad since Gregor Mendel started talking about plants."
should i make coffee?
maybe I can just pain that eybag on.. I don't wanna redo the eye even tho it looks bad :/>>40892519>>40892522... fuck u>>40892525I wanna break something T°T
>>40892535No.
>>40892532trve! Lysenko won!!!
>>40892548i hate you
They should invent a way to give a tranner her hormone shots with (your) penis
>>40892542>... fuck uwhy im liking it gatocamarao is shrimpcat in portuguese p.p
>>40892554And I love you.
>>40892554Don't hate me babe, let me take you out for coffee.
Clown is so cute lads
>>40892559sry...
>40892494nobody cares about ur bugs lol
>>40892560thanks! who am i and who are you?>>40892561okay
Good morning trannies and tranny enjoyers
>>40892575You forgot who you are? Do you smell toast? Can you raise both your arms above your head?
>>40892571what the heck
>>40892582good morning my love
>>40892558inject estrogen into your bladder and pee in her>>40892571they do!
>>40892571I care. I treat bugs the same way. The spiders are my favorite. I know where at least 5 are right now
it's just one of those days..... when you don't wanna wake up....everything is FUCKED...... everybody SUCKS!!!
nobody talks about me anymore
>>40892584>You forgot who you are? no?>Do you smell toast? yeah, it’s got peanut butter on it>Can you raise both your arms above your headyeah but it felt silly to do
>>40892602>kisses you on the limp bizkit
>>40892603Yeah because I'm trying to forget
>>40892601I love spiders I saved a large orbweaver the other day >>40892603Ily
>>40892604Sobe then is my guess
>>40892595Hello baby <3
>horny af>give clear hints to partner >nothing happens ill guess i take care of it myself
>>40892603Okay.
Yeah, I'm thinking this is based
>>40892618no but i do have blonde hair and glasses
>>40892620if i was in this situation i think i would just pull out his cock and put it in my mouth
>>40892613the frogcord is impressed with you after seeing what you did and frog is willing to give you a second chance even though you're walled and fat now. are you willing to join traphouse 2.0 and post nudes for the daddies?
>>40892629HOOOO BASED DUDE!
>>40892630What a trendsetter.
>>40892638I would rather slam my gock in a car door
>>40892646me or sobe?
>>40892649COME ON AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE CLAM
>>40892649I've got something else you can slam your gock into :3
>>40892651Yes. You or Sobe.
What if I dyed my hair blonde?
>>40892649you're making too many enemies for your own good.
>>40892673You'd be blonde and your eyebrows would look funny.
1 blonde AOC trans gf please
>>40892678What if I dyed my hair red?
is it agp if i want to shop at for love and lemons? some of the dresses are really cute!
>>40892688I'm not sure, I don't think it's been done. Why would you?
>>40892689I don't know what that is. But yes, for sure. Probably illegal too.
>>40892688You would have red hair probably
>>40892670i see. can i please have coffee now?>>40892673please don’t it’s all i have>>40892679what does AOC mean here?
>>40892689If cis women are allowed to be agp then tranners should too
I really enjoy the OP image. >>40892714What's changed since you last asked?
>>40892634dont work like that sadly
>>40892714>what does AOC mean here?he wants a girl really into that one new order song
>>40892679one blonde alexandria ocasio-cortez trans gf?
>>40892699I think the color would look nice on me>>40892708You're probably right
>>40892723No? If you were dating me you could do that whenever.
>>40892720i am more tired i think >>40892728i assumed this is what they meant but i don’t get it
>>40892731well im not so
>>40892730I think it would too. A deeper red I assume you mean? Yeah. >>40892737Me too. Do you normally drink coffee every day? >>40892740It was an invitation for you to share more about your situation.
>>40892723do guys not like that?
>>40892743Yeah. Dark red or maybe purple
>>40892743not every day and i haven’t had it since last tuesday
>>40892750Neat. Go for it. >>40892758Last Tuesdayism. Fun. You should have your coffee then. Have you ever been to the Badlands?
genuinely despise this thing, it's the second time I've fallen for it as well..
would anyone riff with me if I started a vocaroo bread?
>>40892780I like how much you hate your own hobbies. It's amusing.
>>40892673You'd damage your hair and still wouldn't like like a natural blonde
i got today’s wordle in 2 tries i’m also thinking of how to decorate my cubicle, you neets have any ideas?
>>40892776i have if you mean the national park, but what does last tuesdayism mean?
>>40892776I'm considering it. I'm still not sure>>40892793I am blonde. I just dyed my hair brown. I want to be blonde again
>>40892786no i just hate shr*mpcat!!
>>40892783nobody....
>>40892780it's looking good
>>40892798Uhh fill it with anime figures
>>40892798put up a little shrine to the virgin mary
>>40892783sorry i cant stand the sound of my voice
Cosí fan Tutte is so awkwardly kinda good to just get shafted at every second throughout by the fact that I would always always always rather be listening to Don Giovanni.
>>40892649>i thlammed my shenis in the car dooryou slammed your SHENIS in the car doorOOOUUOOUUUGH
>>40892813>>40892814what if i meet in the middle and have an anime virgin mary
>>40892800It's just a criticism of the unfalsifiability of creationism. The entire world could have been made last Tuesday including all your memories of events from "Monday" and there's no real way to prove it in any direction.I did mean the national park, that's very cool. Did you like it? I found the grass sea of it to be incredibly beautiful. Something about how you're talking made me think of it.
>>40892810He is of Satan so it makes sense. You can see it in his eyes, he's a sick fuck.
I love shrimpcat I demand more shrimpcat
>>40892475hey.
>>40892819do you voice train?
crying myself to sleep tonight. goodnight all>t. chaser
>>40892826would it be lame to have a little gay pride flag in my planters that i’m gonna have?
>I would never hurt a bug I'm so peaceful>eats a burger and turns it to farts
>>40892842it was really pretty yeah. i think i’d like to go back their some day
>>40892878Wuh happen big dawg
>>40892878what do you want us to do about this
>>40892878Sleep well <3
>>40892877no. im a chaser who happens to have an awful sounding voice. maybe i can train it to not sound so horrendous
>>40892890Me as well. If they ever finish that Crazy Horse monument in our lifetime I'll be there.
>>40892894do u sound like gilbert gottfried?
>>40892826i found this, is this good?
>>40892894Same, I‘ve been reading aloud anything in verse when I‘m at home to practice speaking more from the stomach with open diaphragm but idk if there‘s more to it than that.
>>40892826Oh get a Luce!
>>40892894>>40892909What the hell. The lads are voice training now?
>>40892907Sex
I'm sick of being a virgin mary
>>40892889I need to become vegan...
>>40892917>>40892907i won’t be putting anime figures on my desk im sorry everyone. i was thinking of making it cute and gay but im not bringing my astolfo and 9s to work in a professional environment
>>40892909i was doing that exact thing yesterday lol
I'll never be a vegan because I'll always be ready to put meat in my mouth if you know what I mean
>>40892900i think i’ll need to go before it’s finished. i feel like it won’t be done in my lifetime at its current rate
i need an environment where i’m surrounded by beautiful men. two jobs ago i worked for a gay non profit and every man except for my office mate was gay, but i wouldn’t have called any of them beautiful. they were all nice to me
>>40892931you should watch dominion it's a documentary that turned me vegan
i want to stop eating meat and meat-products (but not egg or milk sorry) when i move out from my parents house
>>40892946Probably. Maybe we'll bump into each other.
i’m a firm believer that meat should only be eaten at max like once a week. our meat industry is so unethical and gross.
I have to make food for a vegetarian at work nowit's pretty easy though since most mexican recipes are vegetarian friendlyshe's also a lesbian, so I guess she REALLY hates meat
>>40892921with that???>>40892932you would have to take them out of their jar if you wanted to bring them to work, i get it
Honry. It's when you're a hon and you're horny. I'm honry
>>40892965>meat industry is so unethical and gross>okay to eat it once a weekI get it, I beat my wife but only on fridays
Building a Crazy Frog monument on the tallest hill at my local parkDing ding
>>40892962if you see me pretend we met anywhere other than here
>>40892969ewww no , i want to be taken seriously at work and anime isn’t taken seriously. that’s why ill have little plushies instead
>>40892968Heh.>>40892970Ha.>>40892976Lol.
>>40892981Okay what's our backstory. We need to keep it straight in front of the cops. I think we should be ex-Mormons who met at a bachelorette party where I was the stripper.
>>40892985love you ptown prawn plush
I think I'll become a stripper now
>>40893008it’s a lobster
>>40892985gay lobster. i bet it means penistown
>>40892968>she's also a lesbiantransbian
>>40893009I‘ll slide quarters into your fishnets then pick them back up when they fall out
>>40893013Bepis down :DDDDD
>>40893013provincetown. it’s on cape cod
>>40893012are prawns and lobsters different? i don't know much about prawns. i went for the alliteration
>>40893009my first mistake was not running away to join the circus and my second was not joining a strip club a few years ago
>>40893000that seems like a good story but why would the stripper need to be an ex mormon too? did we meet when you were the stripper and then reconnect at the ex mormon support group mixer? or did we hit it off after you took it off from our shared trauma of leaving a cult?
>>40893032prawns are shrimp, lobsters are lobsters
>>40893020I'm not stripping for you lmao>>40893034Maybe I'll join a circus instead
>>40893029i know, youve talked about it before
>>40893016she is not trans and neither is her gf
>>40893032????? This is shocking
Yeah. The difference between a prawn and a lobster is mine is big like a lobster and yours is small like a prawn
Taking tranners on nice dates. Holding tranner hand while walking together. Looking in tranner eyes and smiling to project my immeasurable happiness for being with her.
Really mad I missed Auras lewds
>>40892807Time, dyeing is rl rough on hair
my body looks like a spider crab
prawns and lobsters are different animals but many people think theyre the same, like with shrimp and shrews
>>40893063Do tranners like romance?What is an ideal date?
>>40893053transbians
the dead pope francis had the prettiest shoulders yesterday.
>>40893062You? Midget, weak, throwable.Me? Normal height, strong, the thrower.
>>40893083yes they eat beans
>>40893071Aura posted??! Fuck.>>40893085Agreed.
>>40893085yay :) my shoulders are pretty :)
>>40893082>Do tranners like romance?yes>What is an ideal date?one that he plans without me secretly having to do all the work
“So what’s a crayfish?”
>>40893082anything where we get distracted and spend a long time sitting together on a bench and talking
>>40893097ricky gervais from grand theft auto 4
Aura? More like Whorea
>>40892807i always advocate for dyeing hair and having fun with ithair always grows back. do what you want with it>>40893056im not a bigwaterbugs-ologist anymore, ive lost my license after recent things ive said
>>40893047>I'm not stripping for you lmaoFriendzoned again
Got a server for anons in Texas if anyone's interesteddiscord.gg/XkYjkwaQCt
>>40893094The prettiest
whats the difference between a crayfish and a crawfish, you boil the crawfish
hello guys. i need to go into town to take a shower but i don't waant to
>>40893071>>40893093I didn't post lewds btw>>40893075That's why I'm afraid of doing it>>40893088Prove it. Pick me up and throw me right now>>40893108This will be true after I start stripping>>40893112I'm not sure yet. Maybe some day>>40893114Pay me more than quarters
>>40893128Heh without me babe??? *tips no fear baseball cap*
>>40893105true…
holy shmo is this real guys?
>>40893128same! let's stink mode together in solidarity!
>>40893139looks ai generated no fingers
>>40893129I would launch your little brat body across your room given half a chance
>>40893137ya without you>>40893141i need to wash my hair THOUGH it is really gross looking
>>40893129>I didn't post lewds btwLies you posted Auck (aura cock) and booty
>>40893120wow...>>40893139help him hes being eaten
i wish i were ai generated
>>40893095>>40893100Noted. Thank you. I got a cute tranner to ask out then.
>>40893154The only true thing you said in this sentence is that I'm a brat>>40893161That was a different time. Also Auck is the sound I'm going to make when I rope
>>40893153turns out you're right. i found the original photo. ai is so scary convincing these days
>>40893115I wish I were in Texas for that one cute girl that posted here
>>40893115>femboysI'll pass
>>40893129>didnt post lewds. Thats fair.
>>40893182which one?
>>40893159oh you should wash your hair. i did it yesterday so i can stick mode in your stead!
>>40893176how are you going to ask? whats the plan for the date? do you think they already like you?
>>40893180Alright brat buy the white skirt and the bikini or you'll be posing in a bra instead
I posted lewds last night, but nobody even noticed
>>40893176i hope it's me
>>40893192thank you for you surrogate stench anon i appreciate it!!!
>>40893209Repost please
>>40893209post them again I promise i'll compliment you
these are my measurements:>height:65">waist:29">hips:38">bideltoid:18">cup size:32Ahow over is it for me...
are any of the guys here attractive? some of u should post face or body or arms or something
>>40893209I showed you my tortilla
>>40893223I dont know what any of this means just post a pic and I'll tell you if I get hard
>>40893180If you pronounce au correctly then it‘ll be a nice contraction of "ouch" and "ack"
>>40893193In person. Its going to be a more 'romantic' than that but I dont want to sound too cringe.Still thinking it through. Definitely ice skating and coffee. But somethinf where we can do a fun activity together and then talk 'she's autistic and cute' and I prefer listening. How do I know? Certain hints..I dont waht to get too cringe and mushy though.
>>40893189I don't post lewds anymore>>40893206What color bikini?
>>40893225i think they're all very bashful 20-year-old twinks unfortunately
>>40893223bitch
>>40893190I think people got mad at her for acting like a puppygirl
>>40893213Kek, are you kind?
>>40893225>are any of the guys here attractive?Idk about the other guys but I'm not. Hope that helps!
>>40893223oh i love these>5'9>25" waist>37" hips>16" bidelt>30C cup
>>40893230I don't like this joke anymore. It's making me sad
>>40893238was it endlessannie?
>>40893231omg cute!! that sounds like a very fun time and i'm happy for you and hope it all goes well
>>40893181What's worse is rhis image is also Ai, heres the actual original
>>40893239yeah! but probably not your kind...
>>40893225a guy posted his cock yesterday and it was big
>>40893240can you post something anyway please
>>40893236what?>>40893241jesus.... u mog me yeah
>>40893262you're 5'5
>>40893225Some of the women here like when I post images of my penis in a book but apart from that I'm not photogenic
I take solace in the fact pichu will never be allowed to post pics again, same with her lackies
>>40893271yeah but i have rlly broad shoulders. ur general proportions are way better than mine
stop saying kek it's icky
>>4089324125in waist??? lucky
I didn't actually post lewds last night, but aren't you glad I said I did?
>>40893247Thank you very much. :) May you find a cute bf and if you have one. Bless.
These are mine btw>6'4>37" waist>49" hips>29" bidelt>DD cups
>>40893287Dont lie I saw your tillas
>>40893289>and she doesnt post anymore.Respect to you but..its over.
>>40893276i didn't post mine yet
>>40893262prob not i'm lucky in most things but i amdistressingly tall, plus my face is dire. your proportions are really good
>>40893273that's what you think
>>40893284ya.i'm also real skinny though
>>40893291no I caught chronic assma I can't post lewds anymore
>>40893232Red bikini
>height:69" (nice)>waist:30">hips:39">bideltoid:17">cup size:34A
>>40893261I don't want to scare the bitches. Also to add to the ongoing conversation I have 24" bideltoid.
>>40893293It's been over for a long time>>40893313Why red? I kinda thought black would contrast well with the white dress
>>40893246No not her, she lives kind of close to me not Texas
>>40893321W I D E
>>40893322Red is sexy Aura I know your male brain has been destroyed but surely you still know this?
i should make more videos
looks melted, waste of energy desu
any trannies itt w/ fat tits?
>>40893336Okay. What about purple though?
>>40893344Yes I need some
>>40893347yeah but they also have fat the rest of them too
>>40893346omg he's so cute!
>>40893350remind me early tomorrow, theres not enough daylight left today
pichu's transbian discord server is at it again
>>40893225im an attractive man who wishes were an attractive girl
>>40893344Make more mac and cheese
>>40893346lol your gatocamarão is looking good
>>40893303>rlly skinnyjealous
>>40893374i havent had mac and cheese in a while. ill go to the store tomorrow maybe
i'm really skinny but i have BIG BONES
Someone should baja blast on my face
I’m just now finding out cats can be shrimps??!!?
>>40893382I love big boned girls :)
>>40893371wha where who where are they
>>40893388no like for real. i am not fat
>>40893385Most cats are shrimps
>>40893382i’m skinny but could stand to lose 25 lbs still. need to be tea
trans bean squad just called ICE on me.... I am not allowed to eat beans anymore..........
>>40893399what the h*ck
>>40893371Just report their pics for camwhoring, it's against the rules and they do it to everyone they dont like >>40893300
>>40893400be healthy about it please! also you didn't really detrans right? i'll do something drastic if so
>>40893349I can work with purple babe
>>40893404Yeah. Nature is crazy sometimes>>40893414No I'll go with the red probably
should i be human or happy?
cooking up some squares
>>40893438Squares?
WHAT SHOULD I EAT FOR LUNCH?
Excitedly waiting for my wife to cook me some squares for dinner
>>40893438they're square for an AMAZING reason!
>>40893412i’m enbymoding, not detransing bc id kms if i was off my hrt. i will be healthy i just wanna be thinner so i look cuter in clothes
I prefer circles
>>40893447Benis.
>>40893454i don't like that much either but it is better than actually detransing. you should girlmode cause you are cuter than me
>>40893456ON IT
>>40893426Show me which ones you're considering
>>40893446yes they are>>40893451square.
I would have sex with the person called Naoto
forcing my chaser to girlmode for me cuz I don't feel like it
>>40893409Did you get rejectedPoor guy
>>40893494BASEDASED
>>40893490mmm square sandwich
>>40893482I haven't looked at any yet. I'll let you know when/if I do
someone has to be the girl in the relationship and it ain't gonna be me srry not ssry
>>40893497Just using the golden rule, dear
>>40893479Proof?
Why are so many trannies into bnwo?>>40886608
>>40893490A nice square meal
i had a microdream twinkchan was the health president of united states health and made everyone drink broccoli smoothies every daythey tasted pretty good
>>40893506Aren't you a bottom?Bottoms are getting sillier each year.
>>40893508GoodPijew and his hons need to be learned a lesson
>>40893518No one ever dreams about me
i want him to talk to me and ask me out and then move in together and get married and then have sex
big booty agp transbians>pichu>mariemoder>twinkchan>beemedium booty agp transbians>autumn>bronya>naotosmall booty agp transbians>kiria>viktoria>stu>aurasmall booty straight troons>discordiaagps eat a lot of food and that could be why they have fatter asses than hsts
>>40893546I'm huss tuss
>>40893518that would be good for the country honestly, some carrots a lil bit of broccoli in the juicer and a dash of lime and bam you got some tasty healthy juice>>40893519I am a top, I've never bottomed, I am a straight up chad
>>40893500i put too much sauce on them>>40893515yeah its healthy when you eat squares
>>40893546you faggot, you said you’d add me next time wtf
>That's what you think
>>40893546ok
>>40893571how does it feel being a medium booty agp transbian
>>40893560are there any other vegetables that have superpowers like broccoli's autism-negating powerdo snow peas do anything, i love snow peas
>>40893585it’s fascinating that anon thinks i eat a lot of food when i genuinely eat like a rabbit
>>40893535Based based based based
>>40893592cauliflower and broccoli both have autism negating superpowersI don't know of any others, but I eat all the veggies regardless because they are tasty
>>40893613amen. a good stir fry is the dream
>>40893461i mean it depends on what u consider girlmoding like i dont wear men’s clothes i just dont plan on socially transitioning, just letting ppl perceive me however they want or smth. too much pressure and charades to transitioning when i dont even feel it with my chest
>>40893626also while technically a fruit, the avocado is really tasty, and has a lot of healthy fats and nutrients. You should be eating a lot of avocados if you can....
Whos in Arizona?
>>40893546It’s not about the size of the booty, it’s about the friends ye make along the way arggggg
>>40893637I was born there. It's really pretty there sometimes
Fatty boy wants a stir fry mommy
Which apple is the best?
>>40893597rabbits nibble on food cutely>>40893639arrrgg!!>>40893671granny smith, honeycrisp, snapdragon
>>40893633>the avocado is really tasty, and has a lot of healthy fats and nutrientslol you sound exactly like my mother here. she's always saying "avocados have the GOOD fats!" lol>You should be eating a lot of avocados if you can....it's an acquired taste i haven't fully acquired, but maybe ill pick some up next time im out and give it a shot again. im guessing their season is summery like p much everything else?
>>40893629do you go by a boy name or a girl name?>>40893671gala
>>40893671I like pink lady
>>40893546Im not agp or transbian.Masculine dudes in feminine clothes gives me the ick
>>40893671Fuji
>>40893686i go by my birth name which is male. for a while i went by a shortened androgynous version of it and then a girl name which i did the same to, but now back to my birth name
>>40890849>what do you regret most in life? being a giant piece of shitgood day, cg, i had a fun weekend at the con'Reality Rose's ass is immaculate and i bought some cute pinshow was your weekend, anon?
>>40893702>>40893690agp transbians
>>40893701May I ask if it's true that you have double d boobs?
>>40893711Keep projecting, discordia
>>40893701that’s depressing>>40893702show pins please
>>40893673Good list. Honeycrisp supremacy!>>40893686Cool>>40893688Awesome name>>40893695Fuji Itadori
time for dessert :)
>>40893673>>40893722do you like pink ladies
>>40893724i want to eat theses squares
>>40893724Everything is suspiciously square...
>>40893713its not. i am pretty much flat chested. >>40893719im honestly fine with it, i never felt all that comfortable with changing my name.
I wouldnt come up for air eating auras ass
>>40893722Why does that name sound so familiar?
>>40893732I have a hard time remembering what they taste like. It's been awhile>>40893759But it's flat
>>40893724D-do you like squares?
>>40893681I am not sure, maybe the avocados in mexico taste better. I can buy em all year round very cheap, I never ate much 'cado in the states. I put in on nearly everything now, and I grab every excuse to make some guac whenever I can. It's delicious, some diced tomatoes, jalapenos, and onion with a bit of lime and salt and pepper and it's a delicious thing to snack onalso I found a really good avocado cream soup recipe on the newspaper the other day, I kinda wanna try making it
>>40893732never had one>>40893734i will admit these look slightly more visually appealing than the other squares. i wish they didnt have any alcohol tho>>40893753youre living in a simulation. kill your neighbors>>40893771no, why?
>>40893763It's a play on the name yuji itadori. The protagonist of jujutsu kaisen
>>40893773>i wish they didnt have any alcohol thoi no longer want theses squares
>>40893764Its not flat. I want to see it now (not lewdly of course, wear some pants)
>>40893776There it is. Embarrassing that I recently watched the show. Its okay.
>>40893782real. idc if it makes me a baby i dont want to taste alcohol ever
>>40893671i really liked ambrosia apple when i tried it, a shame its too expensive here usually
>>40893773Square sandwiches, square dessert. Wouldn't be surprised if you cut apples into squares..madness.
SHOULD I GO BUY SUSHI FROM MY GROCERY STORE?
>>40893724hello ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode one of elliecraft, the series where i play minecraft: dinner edition. this is gonna be a single-player let's play, and when i say "let's play," i use that term pretty loosely.
YU GI YU GI YU GI OH OH OH (YU-GI-OH)
>>40893820we have the same twitter algo
I'm hungry. What should I eat?>>40893783I have to take another picture of my ass?>>40893789Yeah. It's a fun show>>40893797Haven't tried it. I think
I will perhaps try making it next week
>>40893754That was just a rumor then. I think it's cool that you're doing your own thing. No one should feel like they have to live up to expectations of other people in LGBT since this was supposed to be about self expression.
>>40893820You're an enigma
>>40893804i had non square food at a restaurant once>>40893813punching a tree? erm
I like this song because it's about a trannyhttps://youtu.be/DJxCsVcZL2I?si=rZkstZ-6IuW6fSgZ
>>40893820I want an evil witch gf
>>40893848Was it yummy? What did you order?
>>40891917>dominant womanlmk when you reach the end of the rainbow, anon>>40893719i will laterim going to a museum rn>>40893711just transbian, thanks
hallo im drunk and im eating an omelette with chorizo sausage cooked into it
>>40893866on the seach for dominant women, hrt that works, and chasers that aren't gay
>>40893858i dont remember it was when i was 12
>>40893883Hello
>>40893899hello how are ya
>>40893884:pensive_face_emoji: :raised_fist_emoji:
hello :(
>>40893940Hola
do you think we could get the /b/ peeps to fixate on fluoride in toothpaste and water for a few days? i feel like it'd be somewhat easy to send them off in that direction for a bit
>>40893823https://voca.ro/1EdEKVRw2qJh>>40893846https://voca.ro/1ojGrWtQYDRh>>40893856https://voca.ro/1h9rsw2TY4A7
>>40893944donde esta la biblioteca?
20 piece nuggies 4 bfast ^_^oh oh also im sad again and i feel like another depressive episode is on its way lol
>>40893952I don't know where the fucking library is
>>40893832This bitch can‘t finish her sudoku
vaxx status?
>>40893951:O stealing is WRONG
>>40893824Yes another picture of your ass please. You keep making these claims so you need to show evidence.
>>40893911Pretty good how are you
>>40893968tu madres es facile
>>4089397045 booster vaxxes so far this yearaiming for a strong 70 by the end, maybe 80 if i hustle
>>40893959https://voca.ro/14pEaWydqwFj>>40893973https://voca.ro/1chpAEH65yG8
>>40893989how did you know???? i thought my love was a secret >~<
>>40893969shit game it’s bugged I don’t care for it
>>40893976But I'm about to go to sleep!>>40893985What did you say about my mom?
>>40894005es facile, chica
>>40893999https://voca.ro/1o2rLL93sIoz
>>40893970uh first one in like 2020? for school. then never again, no boosters.
>>40893950why is everyone a retard these days
>>40893981me too :)
>>40894015rejected AGAIN ;~;
>>40893970i took one vax but my strong red-blooded american body rejected it and it all squirted back out of the injection site as soon as the needle left my armi smirked at the nurse and said "this is maga country" and she immediately tore her mask off and had eighteen consecutive orgasmsthen everyone clapped
i cant eat my last square, im full
>>40894037May I eat your last square
>>40893951Kek. Youre not stupid but interesting.
>>40894014I know you're insulting my mother but spanish is such a sexy language that I don't mind
>>40894005You can sleep after you take a picture duh
>>40894028this finally explains what all the commotion was about at my vaxx site
>>40894037Thats because you're mad.
>>40894057de nada
>>40894057I need to learn Spanish now.
>>40894027https://voca.ro/1aNJ0zATbUF8>>40894054https://voca.ro/19lj62a8alfo
american chasers>want to bottom, suck your gock, get their dirty hairy holes used by trannieseuropean chasers>want to eat ass, smell farts, piss on youaustralian chasers>perfectly normal. want healthy and romantic sex
Wulfim
>>40894049ofc :)>>40894067what am i mad about?>>40894086look at the tail on him
>>40894059Fine>>40894072<3>>40894074Yes. Then fuck me while you speak it>>40894085I need an australian chaser I think
>>40894060ya sorry about that
>>40894091Lacklustre tail
>>40894085god if a french, italian, or spanish man chased me id be so honored
>>40894078un-unwrap me?????
This is the reason guys don't want to be seen in public with trannies.
Tranner gf that cucks me and comes home after getting fucked by the bull looking all disheveled and makes me clean her up
>>40894086https://voca.ro/1e9vuxs60VRs>>40894103https://voca.ro/1lmCCtUdQ7U0
>>40893950It'd be funny if everyone ends up toothless peeing blue from drinking methylene blue. Maybe they could be convinced to do colloidal silver too
i have to order more syringes and needles. im totally out
>>40894125me next wednesdaybut i will get an haircut wednesday so maybe i will buy and inject thursday
I got the bbl
>>40894136i have to order them online bc i have no idea where to get them in person. rlly sucks. plus its gonna be like $150 for a years worth
>>40894114this but i fuck women you're not allowed to touch me and i laugh at you a lot
>>40894085this is true
>>40894150Agp
>>40894099i hope our comments dont make him self conscious>>40894114so real
>>40894149that seems pricey. i got like 200 for $30 on amazon
>>40894125I buy them in person, in bulk. The pharmacy cashiers probably think I'm a drug addict
>>40894162for fills, injects, and syringes?
>>40894154just say you're jealous >>40894165do you not have a prescription?
i need to buy needles but i dont want to have to interact with the pharmacist :(
>>40893115>join>only one cute person
>>40894169i use the same gauge for drawing and injecting so yes
>>40894186oh jeez, ok i think i found a better deal on amazon. idk why the last time i ordered evrything it was so expensive?
>>40894144Aura you are so fine I know that thing jiggles in those pants as you walk
>>40894172noI have insurance, but at least in this state in Mexico it's not feasible to get HRT through insurance, there's a billion steps and you just end up getting hondosed. It's a very transphobic state
>>40894182Did the polycule infest that server yet
>>40894172No. I'm huss tuss>>40894192It's too flat to jiggle
>>40894195huhi didn't know you could just show up and buy needles without a prescription my insurance recently stopped paying for my needlesi think they're butthurt because the state says they have to buy me ffs and lasers and electro and a ba nowgood trade imo
>>40894210Look at that thing if you bounced on your toes it's jiggling around. Don't make me press you for a catbox video now.
>>40894191sometimes the needles are dull depending on the brand so you know
>>40894210not taking this bait>>40894201im omw
>>40894219I'm not filming myself doing that loll>>40894226You can be huss tuss too
Why am I not good enough to have a boyfriend
>>40894238sadly i can'twomen are too pretty and men are too not
>>40894215you can buy anything in mexico without a prescription if you're confident enough, they legit do not care
>>40894215how do i get my insurance to pay for electro? can they reimburse me??
is it true that germany is the second best place to be trans after spain and that germany has the best chasers?
>>40894220the past 18 months ive used BD, but theyre so expensive
>>40894246I'll detransition and you can date me. Then you'll be huss tuss
>>40894254trumy ex buys loads of painkillers whenever she's down thereshe's moving cartel mule amountsbut it's all just for her>>40894256>can they reimburse me??almost certainly notinsurance is a scam, they will fight you to the death to avoid paying for things if at all possible >how do i get my insurance to pay for electro?i would bet they only cover that if required to by law, so check your state's insurance laws and make a call if they're supposed to cover it
>>40894277texas so 99% chance the answer is no
>>40894238>I'm not filming myself doing that lollIt's ok we have AI these days!
>>40894261no and absolutely not
Might cum to Sarah again tonight
>>40894294Do not use that ai shit on my pictures
>>40894266i'll forcefem you>>40894290yeah...move to Colorado idk
>>40894317You can't forcefem me. I'm a man
>>40894317okay. quitting my job right now
>>40894241you are more than enough bunny fren
sarah is the only straight guy itt
>>40894306go right ahead >>40894322it would take me two minutes
>>40894327well hold on nowget a new job first >>40894331trvke
sarah is hsts, they just pretend to like girls
>>40894308You can help prevent that
>>40894344>get a new job firsti think the real possibility of homelessness will motivate me more
>>40894150can you do that to me
>>40894335>go right ahead>didn't provide materialGetting mixed messages here
>>40894335No. I'm a male>>40894347But I'm sleepy
>>40894346you can't just say that you have to explain >theydon't do me like this twinkchvd...>>40894358you already did it to yourself >>40894354it's your life ig>>40894360im in public!idk here's the choker i bought yesterday maybe that helps
we gotta teach these mans how to use their imagination again
>>40894369Just think how much sleepier you'll be after the physical work bouncing your butt It's a win-win
>>40894378Chokers are my weakness that looks damn good
>>40894378idgi...
>>40894378I refuse to explain, and "they" is just an easy way to write on autopilot, I already gendered you female by saying you were HSTS
>>40894381Men don’t have an imagination, I heard it’s literally just spreadsheets in there
>>40894381wdym?
>>40894384No. I'm already sleepy
>>40894396No that’s definitely weird to use they after Sarah
>>40894369no male looks like that>>40894396respect my pronouns pin or i'll report you to 4chan HR>>40894381fr im running outta material >>40894395you're already feminized >>40894390good cuz that's all i got
hello guys
do you think boys would like to touch me?
Beating my meat and going to sleep now. Bye trannies and tranny enjoyers>>40894427I do look like a male
>>40894427thats not what i was asking you to do
>>40894443Goodnight babe
>>40894422it's really not, I do it with my cis friends all the time. I'm gonna double down on it now because it's such an inoffensive thing to get pissy aboutit's like getting mad I'm talking about a person in indirectly, and mention they bought a car. I don't need to mention their gender, it's unnecessary to the message being relayed. Fuck off>>40894427they'll never stop me, I am unstoppable
>>40894443bitch
>>40894406have a jorque, but with no material to jork it to. just close your eyes, relax, and imagine
>>40894439Probably
>>40894464Existential orgasms are kind of sad
>>40894450OHyeah no i can do that, sure>>40894443you've gotten enough outta me>>40894458i'll report you for wolp postingthat's illegal in these parts
>>40894464oh yeah. poor fellows
Someone tell me to get up and go outside please
>>40894474i dont think youre supposed to be thinking about the nature of the universe during it lol, i mean imagine sexual things and images that turn you on. but just via imagination, not photos and videos and computer files
>>40894475well now i dont want to >:(
>>40894497get the fuck up and go outside you lazy piece of shit
just wish I could be a pretty twink ;~;
>>40894467prove it!>>40894497get up and go outside please
>>40894475that's animal abuse, I will take them to court
>>40894505it's too late im already doing sox and laughing at you :/sorry
>>40894507Wtf? now I need aftercare
FACT: beautiful men are gods messengers to earth
i think everyone hates me again now
>>40894516damn.
>>40894541Eat, hydrate, take a shower, talk to a friend and go outside. People love you
>>40894565i did the first 3 but my friend didn't reply
y r ppl mean to pichu :<every girl who comes here should be treated like a princess
I love trannies but I also hate trannies.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zvgUWbpW0Tc
>>40894575:/
>>40894605what does that mean??????????
A good man isn't hard to find, you're just looking in the wrong places.
>>40894629trueI just looked in the freezer, he’s still there
>>40894629where should i look?
>>40894612It means I don’t have much to say but I sympathize and don’t want to make you feel abandoned by not responding
>>40894629its a good song tho
>>40894642oh thank you. you are kind
I wish it was possible to get a really masculine man
>>40894639Based. The search ended months ago, you're in the clear.>>40894641Fuck if I know.>>40894647Yes.
mexican protip do not reheat ur fried tacos in the microwave if u reheat the on the comal they stay crispy and crunchy ok
>>40894655Why is it not?
>>40894655get a bottom chaser instead >:3
>>40894655If you are who I think you are, porque carajo tienes que estar en sur america.
>>40894652lol im not a saint I just get like this all the time and I guess have more practice than most riding it out if not fixing it
Sarah femdom voca .mp3
A good trans woman is hard to find.
copyright law is evil, i cant listen to exmilitary on apple music because of some stupid old peoples rules
>>40894705i'm right here
microwaves are evil I hope they ban them soon
>>40894709>relying on streaming to listen to music
>>40894705TRUEEEE I wish they would pop up like "right here babe" but they never do
>>40894718ok man ill go buy a record. fag
>>40894578they're just ghosts, they aren't realit's become really easy to ignore them, especially that one sad samefag who loves to take her username off to call me one specific name>>40894666i want to get drunk with you
Spotify recommended playlist decided to make me laugh today and played Frank Zappa right off the bat. Good start to the day.https://youtu.be/hZsDH2EgHgk>>40894711Where do you live?
i need a boyfriend who cleans himself and looks great with lovely hair and skin. unfortunately most mascs aren’t like that
>>40894721right here babe>>40894733usa
looking for a lovely man
>>40894740a gorgeous man with the body of a swimmer or a figure skater or a ballet dancer, with medium length hair, who wears YSL Libre, omfg i’d melt
>>40894732I haven't gotten drunk since I transitioned. Last time I had a beer I got a really bad headache, I think my body rejects alcohol now, which is a shame because I really like most wines and anisette
Currently chasing 3 trannies little do they know it's turned into a race between themThey have become the chasers
>>40894721They do most of the time. Honestly, could it just be a me problem ignoring red flags?>>40894743East coast? Northeast hopefully?>>40894740I do skincare, have long hair I take care of and workout. Does that count? Speaking of which, I need a new dermaroller. Thanks for reminding me.
>>40894740Guy's are usually pretty hygienic, you must be going after leftist dudes, theyre always so unhygienic
>>40894776>East coast? Northeast hopefully?nope :(
>>40894776Trannies are a walking red flag but that's part of the fun
>>40894761So you want a twink.
>>40894793wdym
>>40894792Fuck. I'm in NJ and need a northeast girl>>40894793It's not fun and I'm sure not all of them are red flags. I clearly just have to keep looking. Is this even a good place to look?
>>40894802twink twunk otter, i want a man who takes genuine care of himself that isn’t just eating chicken breast and broccoli and lifting. a man with a soft side and interests. >>40894777lol>>40894776hey babe
>>40894802twinks are based
im looking for a friendly man, one that talks
>>40894805You are chaos
>>40894817it’s so funny when it’s levied like an insult.
>>40894824chaos is a ladder
>>40894815Hey babe yourself. You lost me at designer brands though. Where from? NJ here.>>40894817I never said they weren't.
>>40894823Again with the impossible demands!!
>>40894827its probably all from men who fit the category you described feeling excluded lol - nonstop lifters filling the void with boiled chicken daily
when i go she cancels and when i cancel she goes. she hates me
Currently looking for a tranner who genuinely likes me and finds me attractive (impossible)
>>40894842YSL Homme Libre is a cologne, not clothesi’m from ny but live in new england now
>>40894853Thought I had that but she was merely pretending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5_-ou6H7egchaos...
It was from twinks that I learned that just because I'm almost in my 30s doesn't mean I have to show it in wrinkles in my face and a resting angry face. Thank you homos.>>40894854OH LOL. I think I have something lying around here I spray on for work meetings or whatever. The fragrance part I was going to touch on next weekend when I go to the mall.
>>40894853i'm sorry i didn't mean it
Is no one here from NYC/NJ at all? Fuck. I should go back to /soc/.
is it normal to question yourself if you're really trans or just coping about something and then after few minutes start crying over being born without pussy?
>>40894880add me it's big.guymandude
>>40894900unfortunately yeah. most trannies do this
>>40894900unfortunately yeah. most chasers do this
>>40894902>that discord tagNo.
Where do I find a northeastern close-to-NJ tranner gf?
should i kms or go see friends?
>>40894947Go see friends.
>>40894870what scent do u normally prefer? >>40894880i was in NYC just a year ago, i got a job here sorry anon
>>40894950kms feels like a better option tho
>>40894933you know how most of the pretty girls here call themselves ugly hons, and they turn out to be pretty?well yeah, I think it's an ironic name, because they're the daintiest little princess I ever did see
>>40894951>what scent do u normally preferI honestly do not know what to look for which I why I hope someone there shows me around. Congrats on the job! I got NYC all the time but live in North Jersey.
