QOTD: How are you spending your Labor Day?QOTD(For Euros): How are you spending your normal day?Thread Theme Song:https://youtu.be/vAKheilC4fg?si=mokBO-CJzV-fj8nR
pls no deletio this one>>40907494happy labor day lb
>>40907494thanks for the thread mommy. I love you
>>40907494I love that song and album. I need a marriage with you lb
i am a ftm ask me anything
chaser gen is a way for trannies to clout farm before they split off on discord and date each other
>>40907512can i eat you
>>40907504would you be kind to me
do you think lb ever puts a sparkly blanket over her legs and pretends shes a mermaid?
>>40907500why did the last one get deleted
>>40907526no
>>40907539then no thanks
>>40907519no thank you
>>40907532i wasnt lurking too attentively but i think there was a lot of pedophilia discussion, like>we shouldnt have to verify people on grinder are 18 or oldertype shit
>>40907494>QOTD: How are you spending your Labor Day?I made chili and am relaxing playing video games
i think he is sick of me
>>40907543bitch
>>40907532Pedos we’re being pedos>>40907530I hope so. I hope so
shud i try infiltrating ftm social circles?
>>40907526Yes ofc I would and this >>40907539 person needs to stop cockblocking
i ate dindin>>40907494that's my favorite sabbath album
>>40907494I practiced my eye make up skills then took that shit on a nice walk to the beach.
>>40907564I think you should not This seems like a really bad idea
labor day is in may are u retarded guys
>>40907494>>40907494>QOTD: How are you spending your Labor Day?working ):https://youtu.be/a4p0BrwfSy8?si=BGwXdDngm2sePWYP
https://youtu.be/9kjoIpJ_pxQ?si=y1ggLS-94AHzFJQ9That hi hat shuffle at the beginning makes me want to do jazz hands
>>40907595that's memorial day but you forgot
>>40907576i think they are just like me
>>40907604no thats different labor day is on may 1st
i think i suck to be around
LB's massive ass
>>40907512Can I get you preggers then?
>>40907595>>40907610foreigners make me sick
>>40907624i got my uterus excised
maybe i should put on pants and go for a walk
two drinks has killed mei wish i could jam robobot true arena attempts in my sleep
>>40907629Can I marry you then? You can be the boymode-wife
>>40907595that’s May Day, ya dumb tranny
>>40907637
>>40907627you're the minority
i need to drink
>>40907494>qotdim watching mr robot and getting ready for the first day of school tomorrow
>>40907631for sure
>>40907637>robobot true arenawhat power are you using? i cheesed it with esp but i want to go back and win for real
>>40907641i want to die>>40907642going doing on my chaser and shouting “MAYDAY MAYDAY!”
Sorry but these lips are the best cock cushions I've seen itt. Twink I'll fight cartels to get to your lips baby
How do I stop myself from feeling like I don't want to have sex anymore after I jerk off? It's like I get post-nut clarity even for attractive people. Like I don't want to put the effort into talking with someone just to fuck them when I can just bust a nut at home and go back to doing what I was doing.
>>40907646still dont like you mutt
>>40907494I want a chaser to beat me and call me a bunch of mean things, while claiming me as his own.
>>40907663thats a tongue and a lip retard
>>40907665bleh blleh bleh can we schedule this for tmrw im a little tipsy and i dont liike being a bigot when drunnk
>>40907675I'm using the tongue too dw
>>40907676okie; tomorrow
>>40907637I feel this. I’m retired from drinking after this last weekend>>40907647You want>>40907677Thank you for this
i ate a pound of grass fed ground beef, some yogurt with blueberries and honey, and two potatoes with butter and sour cream today. later i will have some vegetables
>>40907595You know the labor day in May is based off an American event, the Chicago Haymarket Affair. Even in May your holidays are American culture. We won. :)
>>40907696Your going to be a great wife
>>40907645please explain>>40907652ive been using parasol. tried out sword, beam and hammer but parasol has been best for me so far. got to boss 9 on my best run.i want to try mirror. projectile deflecting seems op. robobot doesnt have yoyo right? yoyo was my jam in ssu, wish i had it in rororot>>40907663twinkchan's mysterious top lip with a tongue frenulum in the middle...
>>40907696that's nice LB, are you still lifting weights or doing any kind of training regularly? i like the gifs you post sometimes they have that old internet feel
>>40907698yayy america won, the richest most powerful country in the world, i hope its safe to assume the gov treats u right and spends money on its beloved citizens instead of a middle eastern nation that killed ur nations lord, blew WTC and poised the tap water with estrogen, right???
>>40907716i stopped lifting for about a month because i relapsed and had to give my body time to heal but im back on it again and started lifting again last week
>>40907689okay ill be ther
>>40907696I recently learned about burrata. Why no one tell me before? I love Italian food and Italians so much desu. I wish I was Italian sometimes.
>>40907696I made country fried steak and corn on the cob. I feel nourished
>>40907726nice, that's good to be back on it. it helps with the agonies somewhat? are you a blast preworkout and music type person or do you find a zen in there
>>40907693NEED
>>40907714>robobot doesnt have yoyo right?i don't think it did but it's been years since i played it. i usually like hammer a lot for the arenas. it's really satisfying to i-frame through stuff with the dash attack imo. parasol is kinda similar but lower damage. don't forget you have to do the auto scroller shooter bosses too later in it (they suck)
>>40907746True. Drink away. Have fun
>>40907718>poised the tap water with estrogenwtf i love israel now
>>40907657>going doinggoing down, surely?
>>40907718I don't care about Jesus, he's not American. I'm American. Our missiles are blowing up your country right now.
>>40907693https://voca.ro/11rbA70teAWP
>>40907664just keep in mind that masturbation is just a bodily function like any other, such as eating or defecating
>>40907760Wish the shitty well water i grew up with was poisoned with estrogen.
>>40907742i have a really hard time eating anything with a long list of ingredients so i usually just drink coffee and go get it done
>>40907756thank you for the permission i will now guive myself alcohol poisoning
>>40907783Yeah but I don't have a personality shift after I eat and shit
>>40907778its okay you making sure we will have more reason to have ukranian kindergartens blown up, works for me
>>40907794Good luck with that. I’m currently recovering from that so have fun
>>40907664After i started transitioning i no longer need to jerk off but I constantly want sex. Its honestly perfect.
>>40907798>UkraniansI'm American. We shoot our own children, why would I care about theirs. Now catch this bomb
>>40907748>it's really satisfying to i-frame through stuff with the dash attack imoyeah thats what i love about hammer, sword, and parasol for the arena. and esp but a little less.>don't forget you have to do the auto scroller shooter bosses too later in it (they suck)i got to one of them, cogs 2.0 or whatever with kabula at the end. i didnt take it seriously enough and got hit from carelessness loli think i died on uhhhh haltmann 2.0?
>>40907820no it doesnt doctors used to recommend it before da aipac dollars came in
>>40907664What's the problem exactly?>>40907820Yeah I have to stop drinking. I forgot how much I do. It's no good.
>>40907820It didn’t do that to me all that much but it did change my voice Sun will age you faster
>>40907796because you attach no particular importance to your “personality” of being hungry or needing to shit; and yet you do to cranking out a load
>>40907494>How are you spending your Labor Day?My mom is shilling her 500 dollar charlatan mental wellness devices at me because she flew me out for a week since I want to kms over a tranny Love her but she's a bit kookyAlso I told her I'm struggling with drinking daily and she placed a handle of vodka on the counter and told me it's okay if I drink but she's not telling me toBless her heart
iff any of y'all look like this >>18525061 i want you
>>40907848beleted?
>>40907848Was it a cis woman?
>>40907848What're you linking too, beautiful princess darling?
>>40907848Yes I look just like (picture deleted)
>>40907849>>40907855>>40907862>>>18525061
It's Nikocado's asshole again.
>>40907872ima dumb ass who can't figure out how to properly crosspost, its some picrel in a thread on /fa/
>>40907872>>>/board/thread
>>40907882Oh I look like thatForm a line ladies
>>40907872>>40907848this is text you idiot
i want to meet Mr. Bear
>>40907892lol
>>40907884>>>/fa/18525061>>40907889i know i am but waht r u
Jerking off with bpdmoder to hot cissies while we sword fight
>>40907897I look just like that except in every wayLet’s date
>>40907820Everyone gets old and dies
Accidentally jerling off to her because I can't keep my mind from going there every time I do
>>40907897he looks cute true
googling uses for acorns. cause this oak tree nutted all over my yard. every year I just let them rott on the ground, but figured I could fill buckets with them and do something with them. turn a nuisance into a benefit.anyone here make anything with acorns?
damn it. i can’t believe i missed Cado’s coinslot
One big titty gf thank you
>>40907912need this
>>40907923If I remember acorns are mildly toxic and sort of are annoying to cook with because of that. You have to like soak them multiple times.
>>40907938Why
>>40907942Because there are social benefits to alcoholI agree if you're drinking alone that's not healthy. But if you're drinking alone its to escape reality for a few hours or a night, you have structural problems in your life worse than alcohol.
>>40907944sorry squirrelcel but im eating these acorns
They hate the pancakes dynasty because they'm lost.
i need to kms
>>40907956waffles are subbreakfast u have my support mr pancakes
>>40907965Why?
If you think pancakes are better than waffles you have a mental defficiency. There's no excuse
>>40907965You need the opposite
>>40907955Soak them 2 or 3 times, then roast them and grind them and you can make acorn coffee
>>40907942>no menopause masculinizationwhy do people think this? it's not true
>>40907974thats called being a woman
>>40907974Fluffy texture better than crispy
>>40907972sad>>40907975what?
One beautiful transgender gf please
>>40907984I think anon is saying you need to be reborn
>>40907974This is the worst post I have seen in a wile and you are a bad person>>40907984Being sad is normal and not an excuse. Try again
>>40907984You need to not kill yourself
I wish you could eat whatever you want and not get fat
>>40907944yeah it has tannins which are toxic in high amounts. if you soak some acorns in water its the brown stuff the comes out. I read up how the natives here comsummed these nuts in the past. they would smash them up into pieces, put them in a cloth sack, tie it to a tree and let it sit in a moving river for 3 days to leech that stuff out, then they fire roasted them and ate them.just something helpful to know if ww3 happens and you're starving, there's oak all around here. free food.
>>40907995like reincarnate?>>40907999very sad
>>40907982Good waffle is fluffy and crispy>>40907980Are you calling yourself a man?
>>40908012You need to figure out how to be less sad. Death is dumb.
>>40908023no? where'd u get that
>>40907974now I know what I'll be eating soon, those eggo waffles in the freezer.
does everyone still hate rick because he's subhuman garbage?
>>40908009It's easier now to just boil them repeatedly with fresh water until the water is clear. Otherwise they'd be too bitter to enjoy.
>>40908009I imagine I'd mash them then add water to sort of form a paste and make little crispy acorn pancakes. But whole roasted sound good too
>>40908038No Rick, I don't hate you.
>>40908038no i dont care about rick
>>40908032im dumb
>>40907974You're a loser. Pancakes won. I won.
>>40908046hello rach
>>40908046>>40908047you should hate rick he's the worst ass clown on this entire site. simply the worst chaser there ever was and ever will be. Rick should go away forever!
>>40908033Just misunderstood, thought you were calling me a woman for liking waffles. I get it now.>>40908036Mmmm leggo
>>40908030I thought you were a tranner at first because of all the deer you posted
His chasers (and possible chaser-ette’s) I made a post on hornygen you might like :p
>>40908040oh yeah, I did this one once to try it and roasted them. them tried them plain. kind of tasteless not enjoyable. I also once tried one fresh off the tree. very bitter. >>40908044actually just saw a video of someone doing just that. but gotta do something about the taste, even cleaned of toxins and baked, theyre not tasty. needs something..
>>40908057u're slow
>>40908052Hey babes, some anon was asking what girls here were cute and cool to talk to and I told them your name as one of the girls.
>>40908049Eh give up if you want. It’s a bad choice but it’s your choice to make
>>40907494>QOTD: How are you spending your Labor Day?You're looking at it. Maybe thrrow a movie into the video player later tonight.
do u guys think spiritual warfare is real
>>40908055Only Rick would bring up Rick like this. I'm familiar with your psyops. Di
>>40908061good god, love when a girl has a bush
>>40908074You're annoying. And bald.
>>40908058https://voca.ro/15IZUeodE6pp
>>40908084I think that recent school shooter might have been possessed or tormented by a demon
>>40908084Absolutely
>>40908087yeah, i know, i'm in my kingcobraJFS phase. May he be blessed and acting as a 3rd overlord in hell gettin' them sickos
>>40908084yes and im winning bc im praying so much harder than you rn
>>40908084No. I don't think it even makes sense theologically. Is this a mania question?
>>40908091It’s because I knew a tranner who posted similar pics.
>>40908054i mean why do people think trannies don't have menopause? we can't stay on E forever. same reason cis women can't just take hrt
>>40908099You and BA using the same tactics lol
>>40908090>You're annoyingyuh>And baldnuh>>40908077did u also give them my discord SSN and home address? where was that, but thanks for calling me cute and cool to talk to sunglasses emoji
>>40908109>cis women can't just take hrtlook up menopause treatments
>>40908112not sure who BA is? I was sick though, cut me some slack rachhhh
>>40908084Not really. But I’m not really religious like I used to be so. I have somewhat given up on that
>>40908109>same reason cis women can't just take hrtyes they can? and do?
>>40908113It the trap thread someone asked who is cute and good to talk to in CG.
i made eine rum und coke>>40908117>>40908126i know. they can't take it FOREVER though. they have to come off it at some point to avoid breast cancer &c. that's my point
>>40908119Yes you do, you were chatty with him last year, remember that zesty SoundCloud rapper who spammed the trap thread?
>>40908132IKNOW CIS WOMEN TAKE HRT FOR MENOPAUSE, I STOLE MYMOTHER'S LEFTOVER ESTROGEN WHEN I WAS A TEENAGER, I AM AWARE
>>40908130most can take it forever, risks are managable
>>40908143Lmao
>>40908143Stealing is wrong and typing in all caps is a moral failure on your part.
>>40908107https://voca.ro/1aJvh5IO1DuI
i should have transitioned for a fetish, that way i mght actually get some joy out of my stupid tranny life
>animeposter got wiped outI wonder for what
>>40908139I think so, there was a chill guy in the trap thread that made me feel less bad about myself after frisson left me. Is he a bad dude?
>>40908101no im just curious
>>40908150lol
oh it’s an LB thread hi everyone happy labor day. i went food shopping and i am feeling routinely exhausted, physically tired? idk smths felt off since i started prog
>>40908038They should he's a menace
>>40908089You’re welcome Vader :)
>>40908155Yea, he was obsessed with me and bothered me for months. He larped, samefagged etc. he was a nuisance to everyone.
>>40907663you're not strong enough to fight the cartels
>>40908162Okay good. Sorry for presuming. Just knew a guy with religious mania. It's bad because these freaks will encourage it.
>>40908164>smths felt off since i started progthat's common. it made me suicidal so watch yourself and be willing to stop
>>40908179damn, I didn't know he did that :( yeah, the thing about being a hot girl or trap online is that you get creeps bothering you. I know the dudes, lonely and desperate for a crumb of pussy. They'll do anything to have a taste. Ironically, this pushes women away.shouldn't have happened, he seemed like a good dude to me and helped me. perhaps he was just horny thinking too much
>>40908181yeah i dont have pepto bismol to make it even a day in mexico :((
>>40908164Vito would love Ethel Cain. I don't even know what prog does.
>>40908188really?? i feel like it actuallly really helped me cognitively, and like genuinely has done more for my depression and suicidality than any SSRI, SNRI, ECT, or anti-psychotic ever has. i feel great on it
>>40908195you got a weak yakubian ape stomach
I'm batting out of my league gentlemen. Feels good.
>>40908153avatarfagging>>40908130watch me take it forever
>>40908204it can just effect your mood. results may vary. my friend does really well on it. just something to watch out for
>>40908207sorry we got unadjusted to eating dirt, funny plants and pigeon meat hundreds of year ago :((
>>40908172Just checked you out, nice body babe. Do you top :p? I post in the trap thread on /b if you're curious what I look like :-)
>>40908216well ok but i'm getting off it cause i wanna have a long life & don't wanna cosplay dorian gray
>>40908217ig that makes sense in the same way that meds like prozac which are supposed to reduce suicidal thoughts, can also have them as a side effect
>>40908232that means you'll die in the upcoming wars, only the strongest will survive
>>40908216https://voca.ro/1aqNDU88OPn0
>>40908246no we'll win it this time trust
>>40908232Russians got unadjusted to eating anything
>>40908253russians haven't won a war since the revolution
Jannies were right to axe the last thread because we can‘t post for shit today
>>40908232100 years ago you guys were having a faminehttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Russian_famine_of_1921%E2%80%931922
>>40908259not true i ate chicken alfredo pasta today>>40908262wdym since we lost that one, but we will win this one TRUST
>>40908232Meanwhile you people eat milt
>>40908253you're gonna be eating cow shit deep fried with gutter oil, and you won't be able to digest itseethe
bmw: boymoderwomanhonda: hon, duh
>>40908197what about johnny cakes>>40908188idk if it’s been anything mental, i just feel occasionally like ive been hit by a bus. like complete physical exhaustion.
>>40908268only the ural "people" died there anyway, NEXT>>40908272i have no clue what milt is, is it another variation of pilk?>>40908274nah im eating chicken alfredo as i said pretty clearly, hablo ingles senora??
well, I'm a sad sack of shit today. wish me well, anons. I'm going to watch avatar the last air bender and eat ice cream
>>40908275i had a mini cooper even though i'm a towering gorillapoid
>>40908098LB asked you not to reply to her because you’re a crossdresser.
>>40908289(you)
Everyone knows world famous russian cuisine like uhhhh ummmmm uhhhhhhhhh ummmmmm uhhhhh
>>40908289https://voca.ro/16hHC8ejKApF
>>40908295i had borscht once but it was at a moldovan place sonot even slavic
>>40908295pelmeni
>>40908288>im eating chicken alfredochicken alfredo?sounds mexican, it's good you're practicing eating mexican food, they're gonna take over the world sqqn
>>40908151Someone who will not be named
>>40908302this everyone know borscht
>>40908292She asked a serious question, I'm answering her honestly. It seems like she needs the help right now. I've witnessed spiritual warfare firsthand so I thought I'd enter the conversation. How about treating me like a person for once?
Naoto boy wife with lb slut goomar. What a dream boys.
>>40908295borshtvarenikiolivier saladbeef stroganoffschi souppieroZshkidumplingsgolubtsypancakessyrniki>>40908302yeah its in their culture cause of us when we took em over under USSR
russian food clears mexican, seethe amerifats.
>>40908288milt is fish semen. i found this out when in japan when it was served to me as a type of fish lol
>>40908332Isn't russian food just buckwheat with sugar and perogis and vodka
>>40908333is it good? will i make caviar if i ingest it?
>>40908332I like spicy tho. Lately I've been grilling serrano peppers after finally learning what they're called lol
>>40908288Pickled or fried fish sperm
IF i was a faggot would u still love me?
>>40908293>>40908300thank you anons, I apologize, it's my fault
>>40908291what're you trying to say? twinks for toyota?
love insomnia tho
>>40908345Ya id love you twice as much
Mourning a future that could’ve happened but did not
buckwheat is just what russians eat because they literally can't manage to successfully grow enough potatoes to keep from starving lol
>>40908339if you’ve ever melted a marshmallow before, it’s a bit like that but tastes like the ocean. probably wouldn’t try it again but i won’t forget what milt is now lol
>>40907494>QOTD: How are you spending your Labor Day?Posting this animal, the shrimp cat
i used to briefly drive a toyota harrier when i was in russia
>>40908355The future just ain't what it used to be.
>>40908359
>>40908366Nice
>>40908358sounds good tho
>>40908348i luv my prius
>>40908318you aren't a person THOUGH>>40908332not true
>>40908337isn't mexican food just corn, beans, and coke?>>40908343ig if that's all u care about
>>40908315https://voca.ro/1aUffJJZm3WA>>40908321https://voca.ro/11ic7yfzve1z>>40908346https://voca.ro/1iJ50V5qoBbJ
>>40908332Not even close
i drive a subaru now
>>40908366I like this animal a lot. I think I went to bed before you finished making it.
>>40908377cope>>40908385ur right it's not even close
>>40908381My impression of mexican food is that its mostly beans and rice, corn tortillas, braised meat, and onions, avocados and tomatoes
>>40908353Balaclava tranner my dear.....
>>40908382I mean once you started talking it was very clear you are a guy
>>40908392>(1).jpgaww u like me so much u saved me twice
>>40908355yep, me and you both. at least we're still alive, kicking and ready to do our best in our next attempt at a relationship. that's how i see it at least.
>>40908345only in the way where you want a guy to fuck you
the world ended but i have work tomorrow
>>40908403Missing some staples like limes, cilantro, various beans
>>40908392>>40908409Anon has a crush........
>>40908382yeah russian cuisine is being slept on but its really good tho
>>40908414don't get autistic about it, those are garnishes or already mentioned
I forgot eating semen isn't a got ya here
>>40908414And the strange wild animal meat
>>40908428i tasted some of my dibbles this morning and it tasted like water
>>40908425I like how you guys pickle almost everything. Pickles are underappreciated
i hate you trannies but i also love you trannies. not you trannies in specific but all of them.
>>40908433pickle garlic is so goodalso pickled watermelon is really good, really good vodka chaser
>>40908209I did that for a minute Made me go a lil kookyA 10 shouldn't genuinely like a 6 it's unnatural
>>40908432May I have some?
>>40908426Calm down, it's not that serious. No need to start crying.
>>40908392yakubian ape
>>40908442if you can help me make more sure
>>40908438I’m a 4 but have big dreams
>>40908444Nobody is crying over Mexican food, it's peasant slop
>>40908410That’s good for you, personally I’m haunted by it. Like such a good, pure future was lost frivolously.
Tbh i dont know if id care too much if everyone just considered me a man in every respect so long as I can remain myself. My internal world is too well nurtured to care abt frivilous detail ig idk.I have trouble convincing others im a man though. How would such a world even work? Anyhoodles I caught good perch uwu
>>40908451You're actually seething over Mexican food right now though. It's just food bruh. Get over it lmao.
>>40908318she said you made her feel uncomfortable. why dont you respect her request and stop being a weirdo?
>>40908403not saying it's bad at all, just saying russia has better food and it's like so underrated>>40908404hello anon >>40908433this! omg ok, pickles do play a big part in my rankings tbf
>>40908451peasant slop is a grade above russian slave gruel
>>40908405https://voca.ro/1bzdf8tz9joS>>40908425https://voca.ro/15kywuWa3m13
>>40908445
>>40908451"peasant slop" is good food u freak, mexican is just overrated by americans
Why do you guys make everything a fight. It's really not that serious if people like different food. You just sound autistic.
>>40908447I didn't expect that to work, but I'll help
you all should eat tropeiro beans/feijão tropeiro. i just had it for dinner.the mineiros nailed it with that one
Mexican food is like 50% of the reason I like Mexican girls
Russians eat like they still have to do it in secret when the party isn't watching
>>40908484>You just sound autistic.here?
>>40908481
>>40908493reddit that way --->
>>40908463>>40908473>>40908482Thirdies always start seething when you don't suck them off for their cuisine which came from how best to make rotten meat taste palatable (coating it in so much spice it makes your tongue burn so you can't taste it or stewing it so long the texture is gone)
>>40908488cant do that with mexican guys, besides the DNA issues what am i gonna make him use burritos as heels so he will go from 4'11 to 5'2?
hello guys
>>40908493lol
>>40908499This the type of dog that be like>we should mix golden retrievers with pitbulls
>>40908484It makes the conversation more fun
>>40908497Just because you're in the asylum doesn't mean you have to bash your head into the wall.
>>40908509https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lrPnx5P7SsA
>>40908506They would ban me for not praising communism
>>40908514makes sense, it's a russian dog, russians are notorious jews :^)
Hmong food is so fire... nobody ever talks abt it...
I eat Mexican food at least 3 times a week. I'm white. Growing up in California, Mexican food seemed as normal to eat as burgers and fries. Yeah it's not fancy but i like the culture, it's down to earth instead of snobby.
>>40908509Ur mad tho
>>40908530hmo-who?
pichu, i've never been able to get into the kirby series. is triple deluxe a good starting point? what's your favourite? i've played some of the nes and snes kirby games but always seem to drop them within the first hour
>>40908484https://voca.ro/18YKIdnfSm3H
>>40908510Tall Mexican guys exist, they are just a bit more rare. But yea that was the shortest women I ever dated. Still good food would do again>>40908511Hi
>>40908515We are different people I guess.>>40908530I feel like I might've had some. They're like a sort of Chinese population right? What do they have that I might recognize?
ditch foreign animals and get stuff native to America like instead of a dog, a coyote and a opossum is a way better cat, smarter, less aggressive, loves to be picked up and touched
>>40908486i want to pat you on the head and feed you beans
>>40908551Tall mexican guys just have less mexican blood.
>>40908546>is triple deluxe goodno not really. play super star ultra and depending on which sub game you like best go from there
>>40908530Are the portions hmongus?
>>40908252its like a website wide rule if you use the same or similar images to "identity" yourself, same goes for certain Idiosyncratic typing/syntax which is considered "signature use"its in the report options tooironic considering tripcodes existvery randomly and inconsistently enforced rule, literally based on if the janny has a personal dislike for the poster
>>40908551how's it going dr. d?
who up assessing they orb
>>40908557i would love it but u would need to taste tropeiro beans too i dont deserve to eat such a delicious food just myself you need to try it too!!!
>>40908564there's incredibly tall natives down south that would disagree with that
trannies would you love me if i listened to nightcall by kavinsky every time i drive?
>>40908582I have never met anyone from southern mexico who was taller than 5'5
>>40908553nta but hmong are mostly in china vietnam & the rest of se asia>>40908554dogs are native to america
>>40908582yo they make enough to go to germany and get their femur split and half and then connected with a metal bar?
>>40908582Visit my down south tall native iykwim
>>40908578I need an orb. I need an orb in the center of my library. I am incomplete without an orb.
>>40908523it's a literal military psyop site full of NATO freaks don't be retarded
>>40908600It's a site which enforces groupthink to benefit whichever side of a dispute is less beneficial to America.
Latinos are as horny as blacks. It's not really much of a feat to get one of them to fuck.
>>40908564I have meet tall fully Mexican dudes. I have family from Mexico but I ended up tall and white as shit soIdk what happend there.>>40908574I’m dr d? What’s the d?
>>40908607k so u are just retarded
>>40908570https://voca.ro/1fzrGzHtKkan
>>40908607so they love jews?
>>40908595Yeah and they think the Xolo can still trace it's roots back to the natives. Cute little hairless guys.
>>40908616Responding to her is a ban. I’d delete this
Did avatar posting come from before tripcodes?
>>40908579what type of meat do you cook with it? the recipe i'm looking at uses a whole lot of bacon, pork sausage, and pork rinds which sounds very americanized to me
>>40908613the d is your name :D>>40908624our dogs are powerful & cool INCLUDING the xolo who is very handsome & bad ass
those little blue faggots from Avatar
I probably dont need to look it up if I got a GF from here
>>40908620"Israel" yeah
>>40908653mow them all down human supremacy
>>40908466That was when I complimented her outfit. This is different, she asked a legitimate question and I had to give my answer. Like I said I've witnessed it first hand. You act like I'm some sort of freak who isn't good enough to talk to her. How about you filter my name and don't ever speak to me again?
>>40908649No no I’m anon now.Idk who that is I think they are dead
>>40908592that's because the US only gets the manlet goblinsthere's a ton of really tall chinese and native population in mexico, they even mog the mennonites. When I first got here I joined a boxing gym and I got my ass handed to me by this absolutely shredded indio from Mexico city, was an absolute unit like 6'8" filled with indio rage. When I went to Mexico city most of the population was pretty tall, taller than the ones here up north. The indigenous tribes up north rarely leave the mountains and mostly live off slop, they don't grow a whole lot, they're small people. The mestizos up north are manlets. The ones in the jungles have to fight for their food>>40908596>>40908597I don't get it
>>40908668ohhhhh ok, hello dr. a. :D
>>40908656this is so me coded omg
>>40908635https://voca.ro/1dLMzubY84W6
>>40908663>and I HAD to give my answerYou didn't though
>>40908669>When I first got here I joined a boxing gym and I got my ass handed to me by this absolutely shredded indio from Mexico city, was an absolute unit like 6'8" filled with indio rage. This didn't happen. You couldn't fight a leprechaun.
>>40908669I, myself, have a an amount of central mexican indio blood. It carried a curse of being tiny that only outbreeding has mitigated. My full blooded great grandfather was 5'2" tall.
>>40908682I will now be known as dr assholeI am doing well how about you?>>40908686They don’t like ban evading and she does it a lot
>>40908703
>>40908696I mean I got my ass handed to me, those indios are just on a whole 'nother different level, absolute warriorsI'm not that great of a fighter anyhow, but I could still kick a chaser's ass....
>>40908719so small and so scared poor kitty :((((
twinkchan makes you acknowledge that you are on native land before having sex with her
>>40908724> I could still kick a chaser's ass....You have yet to prove this.
>>40908729
>>40908579>>40908648also, how important is cassava flour for this? it's not the most common ingredient in australia
Had hair on my shaft. Went at it with an electric razor cuz I'm a dumbass. Fucked up and just stabbed myself with an electric razor right in the middle of my dick
guys i did really good on my test! more than a hundred points!!!
>>40908638The avatarposting rule came about because using a tripcode unnecessarily is generally shamed but people still wanted to attention whore somehow. So instead they would make their posts with a folder full of the same anime character, to "avatarfag" instead of "tripfag". This was seen as a way to circumvent organic social conventions that arose and became bannable after it was abused too much.
>>40908724>6' 8" indian >You in a boxing gym Idk which is harder to believe. Name your 5 favorite fighters right now.
im 6-7 feet commie evil boxxer
>>40908756need me to kiss it better?
>>40908648>americanizedYou're underestimating Brazilians. They're just as meat obsessed as the US. Hence the thriving trans industry.
>>40908737She savagely beat me once. I was strutting my shit through the pueblo one day with 15 pesos jingling in my back pocket and a death wish in the front. I saw her and I recognized those lips. I said "wonderful weather we're having lately" in beaner babble language. She instantly spun around and kicked me in the side of the head, rendering my unconscious. I woke up with rope marks on my wrists and ankles in a back alley, 15 pesos lighter and with my death wish moved to the back pocket instead.
>>40908470yooo we mask twinning>>40908533passes the tortilla test
>>40908756use regular handheld razor for balls and penis
>>40908737I already have, none will come and fight me>>409087621. Goku2. Vegeta 3. Rocky Balboa4. Super Saiyan 4 Goku5. Mike Tyson
>>40908770Please babe>>40908778I know I usually do I just was in a rush and thought it'd be faster. Now I got a inch long red line mid shaft lmao
>>40908777Would just sayin>>40908786LMAO I knew it you are a girl. Stop frontin on me chilanga
>>40908703i'm doing well! i had lamb stew earlier & then drank a rum & coke. i'm thinking about having another drink now but i can't decide what. maybe a rum & coke>>40908742i saw a bunny rabbit in the woods today>>40908758ooh i should take this sounds fun
>>40908786You also refuse to go fight. I have invited you to fight me beforeAlso seeing Mike Tyson’s ass on tv changed me
im jerking my tiny white pecker rn. just wanted to let everyone know
>>40908758Lol
>>40908762rocky marcianoMike tyson
>>40908786A real mexican would have included gohan blanco/
Original Julio Caesar Chavez had like 200 fights amateur and professional combined and is one of the toughest boxers ever. I learned my shadow boxing routine by watching him warm up
>>40908799https://voca.ro/17uuEMsD6Xgy
>>40908799I mean the only thing better than a rum and coke is 2 rum and cokes so
>>40908807i was wondering where you've been all day. long day at the retard factory?
>>40908796I literally have the fight recorded, I'm not going to show you though>>40908805you have to pay for the privilege of fighting me, I refuse to go to Mexico 2 (USA)
>>40908834Lol
>>40908648>>40908745its pork meat! theres not a "correct" recipe because of the origins of the dish. its from travellers merchant food of 17th century. you can use bacon, you can use paio, calabresa sausage, a mix of them, etc.>pork rindsthats optional desu. like ok in a restaurant specially in minas gerais state you will always have this together, but at home its not necessary>cassava flourthis one isnt optional sorry :s i never had or heard about a tropeiro with another kind of flour. i think you can do it, but it would be different in tasty and looks
>>40908777Aren‘t you camping?
>>40908833
i dont like mixxing drinks with coke cause afterwards it make all coke taste like alcohol and even a single whiff of coke will make me almost puke
>>40908813This is a good list. But you're missing 3. You could say Manny Pac and if you don't like him say Juan Manuel Marquez
>>40908835Show me Goku i want to see you get rawed by that indio Chad
>>40908853I don't think he'd do that. He'd have some fun sparring with goku then Chichi would make them an insane amount of food.
>>40908852>Drinking just cokeWhy you drinking just mixer?
>>40908867Saitama only kills bad guys so you're right. but I'm just saying, he could.
>>40908846nah i just awkardly phrased it, i WISH to be drunk camping rn but i am sadly not
Favorite boxer is Jake LaMotta just because I love that movie so much and read the book which was pretty cool too and feel those vibes as hell
>>40908835It would be a long trip for a short fight. I’d feel bad for beating you up as well so. I need challenge not an easy fight>>40908851Damn I don’t even have 1
>>40908873cause im trying to lose weight and i have a massive sweet tooth and coke zero helps with that
Twinkchan making ahegao face while she rides my magic wand
>>40908881And here I‘ve been out in the middle of the woods looking for your tent to do unspeakable things in
i wanna get drunk and post butt but youd all call me ugly and gay and i have to work in the morning. such is life as a sad hon
>>40908799t. diagnosed not autistici do have serious social problems THOUGH>>40908833VERY TRUE
why am i so broken?
>>40908910I think you should post it.I will be nice I’m just a huge fan of ass
>>40908777lol i cannot afford that rn
>>40908928unfair stat distribution and a really good type combo for neutral coverage
>>40908889Ok true. Zero sugar soda helped me a ton when I lost weight because I also crave sugar all the time
>>40908942Why do you keep posting blackface?
>>40908864you'll never get the videoit was a nice fight, but god damn just watching it makes my nose hurt>>40908888COWARD
>>40908948hahaha she does look corked up in the preview
bro imagine if you could control lightening and shoot lightening
>>40908948uh that's just my face like wdym
>>40908944MEFs anti-air options are legit unbeatable it's fucked up
>>40908959okay now what?
>>40908953My bad for not wanting to hurt you. Idk unless you like that but still.
>>40908953holy toledo you were built
>>40908964who thought giving her a 2 frame dp would be fair with the rest of her kit?
knocking twinkchan the fuck out
>>40908663>complimented her outfitlmao you replied to her with a pic of you in a dress. after she told you off you said you’d never speak to her again.if she needs help, it’s not from someone like you, a crossdressing sissy who makes her feel uncomfortable.how about you stay in the trap thread instead of coming here and being a sexpest? or are you incapable of being a decent person?
>>40908958>corked upnever heard that before tf
>>40908967nah I'm not into that. I teach a lot of my friends to box, but I don't actually fight anymore. I don't have any anger in me anymore>>40908969I was kind of twunkish back in the day. My arms are super skinny now, but I've still got some leftover muscle tone
>>40908980>>40908964>>40908944None of these words are in the bible
>>40908910It's probably a gay butt
>>40909004job 15:4 actually
yo im mentally 25 years old so im actually mature for my age
>>40909003it's crazy how much you've lost. i have similar muscle mass to you now but was never anything like muscular, just had a bit of farm labor muscle
>>40909003I guess that’s good you have no more anger. I think that why I never got into itMyself. Do you miss it?
losing muscles is easy, just don't use them or live on the international space station
>>40909025not what that means
everything is so expensive and i have no passion
>>40909042really???
>>40909041Why complicate things, just get Lou Gehrig's disease
>>40909048Get into theft2 birds one stone
>>40908834more like ive been jerking my tiny white pecker. it’s so small and gooning feels rly good
>>40908930>>40909006its pretty gay yahhttps://unseecc/album#tD7mv2AMpBbQ
>>40909041Get married and then fall into a deep depression. It works
Cause I’m N luv (with a tranner)She posting, she scrolling, she showingLate night on /tttt/, and she's copingShe typing, she baiting, she baitingBut deep down he knows she ain't hatingCause he's in love with a trannerShe posting, she memeing, she memeingShe lurking, I’m simping, I’m simpingWon't admit, but the feelings are winning
>>40908834lol
>>40909060You have a nice body
>>40909060Slappable
>>40909027before I got on E I went through a massive depressive episode where I got to like below 50kg. As soon as I got on E I ballooned super quickly back up to 75kg and I was very disgustingly fat, then I shedded a bunch of that weight, got to around 62kg, and now I'm back up to 75kg, but I feel less disgusting about it>>40909040>Do you miss it?not really, but I think it was necessary. It helped me let a ton of stuff out. I enjoyed doing it, but I don't really miss getting the shit beat out of me or potentially hurting people. I like the exercises though, they're fun
>>40909060So god damn cute
>>40909060Na, thats good stuff
Every youtube video in my feed is "real estate is in freefall" and they talk about price drops of like 20%
>>40909094>real estate is in freefallyay! i want a house
>>40909094Good. Let it collapse.
>>40909094It’s true no one could afford housing anymore. I make 100k can’t afford shit
>>40909094This is because of deportations
>>40909086oh that makes sense. that's scary thin. i'm thinking about trying to drop similarly to get thinner arms (mine are naturally fat & muscle makes it worse) but i don't think icould do so healthily
>>40907494think i'm gonna buy some fireball when i get paid
>>40909112>>40909109>>40909105I moreso meant in a way where - if it goes down 20% that doesn't do shit for me I need it to drop by 50%
>>40909094we just need WW3 that will bring the same post-war good life and we will have long pretty dresses and milkshakes againand racism
>>40908953You look pretty lean there what was your fighting weight?
>>40909136that isn't twink goober
>>40909129I'm not gonna get nuked so my irradiated bones can afford cheaper housing
>>40909086>don’t like hurting peopleYou keep threatening people idk about thatBut yea it’s safer to not get punched in the face for fun.
i really should kill myself
>>40909129>>40909145Its not actually an issue of resource scarcity, Singapore's housing market is more affordable than Canada's.
>>40909081>>40909083>>40909087>>40909093thx gayboys <3
>>40909151Nah that's dumb
land and homes are cheapest in west Virginia.
>>40909129But then Russia would lose
i want to be touched
>>40909155even then idc, after WW3 we gonna have another baby boom with gen betas and im gonna live off their money on my security checks when im old like the boomers do now
i want more piercings!!!>>40908546i havent played triple deluxe but ive heard its a meh game. super good soundtrack though. i agree with >>40908567 check out super star ultra.if you enjoy its subgames spring breeze, revenge of meta knight, and milky way wishes, then the main series is probably good for you and you should check out return to dream land (emulate wii, or buy the switch remake) and maybe try the others on 3ds and switch.i am a huge fan of planet robobot. ive heard ok things about star allies, though i care more about the lore it provided.the forgotten land is really good but also very different by not being a sidescroller and by being a little less linear.and if you want a simpler cuter experience, kirby's dream land 3 and kirby 64: the crystal shards are really really simply good and cute.
>>40909118you can do it sorta healthily, but you have to eat at a deficit, like 1.2-1.5k calories depending on body weight, and try to really limit unrefined carbs as they upkeep muscle and try to limit protein to a minimal functional amount>>40909136welterweight, was around 64 that fight iirc, had to the stupid bullshit where I covered myself in blankets and spit out all the fluids etc before the weigh in cuz I was a bit above the weight limit>>40909149>You keep threatening people idk about thatthat's fun to do though, teasing people
Is the new mario & luigi rpg good?
>tfw trannies are losing their rights world wide good to know porn addicts have no future good riddance
>>40909187O I know it’s fun to play along. Too bad I’m scared of Mexico>>40909193Leave
>>40909185>switch remakehave you played it? what did you think of the magalor mode? i thought it was really fun! also star allies is fun in the guest star speedrun mode but the base game is just okay. fun if you have 4 real people to play it with tho!
>>40909193They can all come to Canada
>>40909211i watched vinesauce play return to dream land dx, but i didnt play it myself. i watched some of the magolor epilogue but not all of italso fuck ALL the past advice i gave, i was wrong, the only kirby games that matter are kirby air ride and super kirby clash. make sure you p2w super kirby clash asap.
>>40909221lose all ur rights vs get raped by 6 indians idk man
Most kirby games are good
>>40909232how many indians do you think the average white tranny could beat in a fight
>>40909221Lose all your rights vs become a Canadian Citizen, idk man
>>40909227you are joking but kirby air riders looks really good and i am excited for it. also i 100% kirby clash f2p on the 3ds. is the switch one actually worth playing?
>>40909253since you are weakened from estrogen. probably two at most
Canada is a made-up placeWake up
>>40909253i think i could take one but i might die from the smell
>>40909248rare good take. yay!
>>40909157Post more babe
>>40909272Its real, we even have really nice hotels that date back to when we built a coast to coast railroadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rqnGKJwW3zk
>>40909060Lmaooo is that a bunk bed? Why is a grown ass woman sleeping in a bunkbed? Def got 0 pussy
>>40909276What're my shittiest takes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLM0njRDPIw
>>40909297This is ai. One day ill visit to find its just all empty land
>>40909258only half joking, ive got hundreds of hours in air ride. its one of my favorite games ever.the switch kirby clash is fun imo. i did most of the content in it.idk if team kirby clash deluxe had online matchmaking, but either way the 3ds servers are shut down nowadays, so... the switch one is still online and still has players you can queue with
>>40909303what's wrong with that? why does everyone need a giant bed?
is canada really good for trannies? will they pay for my ffs?
eating huckleberry sorbet & reading my eskimo folktale book & drinking my second rum & coke. LIFE GOOD>>40909187hmm. i'm gonna write that down somewhere thanks :)
>>40909325i might give it a try then! i played the 3ds one with real people in person when i had friend that would play games with me still!
>>40909248first good thing you've said in weeks
>>40909307u don't even have takes that aren't about dumb vidya
>>40909332If you move to the Yukon they will pay for it
im not alone, i have my yaoi.. :)
https://youtu.be/cv5NrI1ZNUw?t=119they're all cute af
>>40909355where is that? is that the middle of nowhere?
>>40909286prolly not tonight but maybe sometime again another day. cant spoil my time away now>>40909303>Def got 0 pussyread like a book lel, wish i did then id be a woman. i thought it be a good idea and my room is a bit small but ehh it was a bad idea heh
>>40909060>expiredI'm kms'ing myself I wanted to see that
>>40909371In the arctic, next to Alaska
>>40909330I’m sorry it’s just really funny to me. You probably have like a bunk loft with cis really funny to you. Makes you seem like a huge nerd
>>40909377itll be ok anon ily <3
>>40909380sounds depressing
Have fucked on a bunk bed. Sometimes you make due with what you have
>she set my nervous system on fire like it was the 2003 The Station nightclub fire>she didn't even care at all and left like it was nothingLads ...Why are they like this
>>40909387Sobe lived up there for a while
>>40909385If you loved me you'd show butt again
>>40909060FUCK i always miss the ass ones
i wan b pichu's best friend
>>40909396i lived in fairbanks ak not the yukon. it's not too far or too different though. the darkness is seriously depressing but it's bearable. cold is very manageable. you need to like wintersports though or you'll be bored to death in the winters
Can you work out drunk or is it illegal?I could fit a few sets of curls in
>>40909424I wouldn't lift with alcohol in my system but I've gone to the gym and walked for a long while after having a 6 pack before
>>40909349I'm not here to appease you LOSER, if anything I hate you!>>40909353Kinda true I have opinions on movies and tv shows too
>>40909424its like asking if pooping while drunk is illegal. nigga. this aint the UK. you do you. you dont need a license for that
My mom purposely led me to a handle of vodka so we could break through our avoidant family system and have emotional conversationIs that weird? Feels a little weirdBut we talked about important stuff
>>40909404if you loved me you woulda been there in the first place T-T itll be ok anon im one of the mid ones anyway>>40909409praying for yur success next nut anon :>>>40909388dosent sound fun :p
Jesus fucking Christ, what a wasteUltimately she didn't feel the same
>>40909448not really if it's just a bit. does she just want you to feel comfortable talking
>>40909420i love the cold. i want to live in Alaska so badly. my body is a furnace on two legs. i can’t stand hot weather. i hate it i hate it I hate it I hate it i hate it i hate it I hate it
>>40909448i almost exclusively drink with my parents
i've been working but also avoiding this site because its bad for my mental health.
>>40909448Nah getting drunk is just a cheat code for a lot of stuff, as long as no sex crimes are involved or whatever i think its a good route when circumstances call for it
>>40909470give it a shot!!! the world is your oyster
>>40909470same i need to move more up north :((
>>40909464on to the next one, king. i suggest not to put all your eggs in one basket this time around so it doesn't feel like a waste of time. talk to two trannies max at the same time and gauge your options. good luck.
>>40909464That feeling sucks. Im sorry anon, take some time to heal and look for someone better
i just realized filters exist and i could use that to prevent yearning.
>>40909448sounds like something that my dad or male relatives would do. but, they would either be drinking beforehand or in rare occasions emotional stuff came up if we were drinking casually. my mom and girl relatives pour their hearts out if the conservation is about emotional stuff. no liquor required
>>40909509they should make filters to forget ptsd
>>40909509I don't know how clean drinking water will fix this
>>40909509Reminder you look more accurate in the mirror than a phone camera. No I'm not coping.
so what are you AIDS ridden trannies doing next year?when they do medical cuts in the states and make HRT and HIV meds harder to get?
>>40909495I forced myself to talk to someone else because I could tell her attention wasn't all on meIt felt like shit and my heart wasn't in it despite having good results I fucking hate the games
took 4 baggies full of benzos and a hefty dose of synth opioid extract ill shall sleep well tonight
>>40909482oysters…. i never tried it before even tho i like seafood….
aw drat. i ran out of progesterone. im sorry everyone, tomorrow night ill run out of horny>>40909544osteoporosis mostly
i want to take a girl like one of you and dance with her under moonlight
>>40909561You can boof my penishead instead if you want to
bpdmoder has a big day tomorrow! first day of the preschool is tomorrow and i didn't go the the orientation bc i was so ill be meeting all the kids and parents for the first time and then i have the first day of a class tomorrow so ill be around normal people my age instead of just toddlers or insane people! im excited but scared desu. id really like to make some friends or at least just lightly and casually socialize but im worried about not taking any risks, and hiding away like i did all of high school and what college i did do. ig i just am very anxious about connection, i want it but it scares me so much. it really feels like im jumping back into the real world tomorrow, anyway im going to sleep now, so wish me luck!
>>>/b/939269488This shits fuckin hot hot
it’s not fair
>>40909585Good luck. Goodnight, sweet dreams.
>>40909585also im a lil worried rn bc i dont feel as stable as i would want but that might just be the nerves, idrk
>>40909567i appreciate the compound word of penishead instead of anything more vulgar, though i wonder if glans would be a more effective and efficient term
>>40909494I think you need to stop being a chuddie stinky poopoo head
>>40909587Fuck off
>>40909610Glans is a bit too medically vulgar for meThanks for appreciating my compounds Maybe next time you can lick on my coronal ridge if that's more your vibe
>>40909585Good luck tomorrow. Preschool?
>>40909548nor have i to be desu. i like scallops lots THOUGH>>40909585goodluck!!! i really loved my time working at an elementary school. i tried to take a pic like that with the book i'm reading but it just made me sad oops
>>40909627as long as i can study it afterwardsis yours ticklish
>>40909612im not a stinky poopoo head :((((
>>40909585goodnight. I love you
>>40909637this is you
>>40909585Goodnight sleep well
>>40909637Haha stinky poopoo head!
>>40909561I missed horny pichu? Killing myself
>>40909598thank you, hope you have sweet dreams too :)>>40909628i work part time at a preschool, tomorrow is the first day of year 2 as a teachers aide! im just anxious about this one bc i haven't met the new kids yet or the parents bc i had the stomach flu during the family orientation :/>>40909635i'd love to see a pic of you and to know what book ur reading rn!>>40909638love you too <3>>40909659goodnight!
>>40909648no this is not me :((im a husky and i dont have poop on my head
>>40909668no most likely didnt miss it, ive been on prog again for months now
>>40909674you are this kind of husky
>>40909672you've likely seen me before but here's the book!!!
>>40909636No it's sensitive but not ticklishStudy as much as you like
>>40909676I mean, I have seen a few things in the past. I have just seen you talk about games today. Were you playing them horny?
>>40909698Any particularly interesting ones so far?
Pichu, would you jerk your bf off in an asexual fashion, similar to how some farmers have to jerk off their horses?
Not even a hello.
only dating a chaser who can do the whole crossword without using google
>>40909731Sorry, i was distracted. Hi, and how are you doing today
>>40909729i just finished the introduction!!! so i'm still reading the first one. ask me later & i'll have more for you >>40909731hi dakota!!!
>>40909745Dumb chasers stay losing damn
>>40909672Post your horny little quivering hole slut
>>40909748had to go to training feeling sick because mcdonalds fucked my guts up but it was ok i took some zofran and it makes me a lil relaxed and not pukey.>>40909750hi
>>40909745I'm getting there, I do it every day now, but sometimes I get impatient
dating a dumb chaser who thinks I'm a genius because I can complete the whole crossword puzzle....
>>40909771Me.
>>40909730i would assist with his sexual relief in the interest of keeping him content and to keep him around yesive talked a lot about how i would like to have some sort of agreement about me being temporarily drugged so that he can utilize me during that time for relief, with full consent each time for both the sex and the drugging beforehand.i dont want to be present for it but i know men need *something* and i want to facilitate that.it makes sense to me and to a few friends ive discussed it with but its historically made people very angry here when i describe it.not sure what to make of the very different reactions i get.
>>40909754i dont think i could date a guy who is dumb. Im not particularly smart (in a way that matters) or responsible so a guy dumber than me would probably make me lose my mind >>40909769keep up the good work and i will board a direct flight to your driveway
>>40909780men who are not date-rapists do not to fuck an unconscious body
>>40909761Not used to fast food? >>40909771Holy shit thats hot you can do it all>>40909787Well, we are not compatible. I need someone to read to me I cant myself
oh! i'm happy that it's getting cooler at night because i sleep amazingly when its colder and i can use my blankets.
>>40909802yeah its generally why i stopped using this thread you guys are very nice at times but unfortunately dumb as bricks
>>40909787I just don't watch film or TV much so I don't know obscure actors names, and usually there's some Jewish culture question I miss. But I did do last Sunday in like an hour and a half
>i dont want to be present for it but i know men need *something*The straightest man in chasergen speaks.
>>40909802the food was too greasy and i didn't even finish it but ended up throwing up a few times anyway which tried to follow me to this morning too. not gonna eat at that specific location anymore.
>>40909808It is what it is. Im not right for many people
>>40909793Speak for yourself I'd take those terms
>>40909822>t. Bill Cosby
>>40909815i just mean like men need sexual release, its a basic need i would feel bad ignoring
>>40909812yeah i hate the questions regarding actors because when i do watch movies im not making note of the actors at hand. People who do scare me frankly.
>>40909827You wouldn't fuck a unconscious warm body with consent?
>>40909829I don't get the impression that you like men on any level Andrea, and I never have. You have a sexuality if you've ever gotten aroused and masturbated to something. Your sexuality just doesn't include men.
Uninterested paizuri from pichu-chan.
>>40909822you are not to be trusted
i really wanna do some good drugs and forget i'm a person
>>40909839I don't think I would. I like participation from my partner.
>>40909817Its crazy how bad some fast food locations are. Huge change in quality
>>40909835They're always weird names too like how many times Ayo Edebiri comes up. Like I get it you like the Bear I'm still not watching it.
>>40909873i kinda feel the chicken wasn't fully cooked too like i was hugging the toilet within 2 hours of eating it.
>>40909771you're so smart babe
>>40909876>black woman>named ay yo
>>40909876Well, when it comes to names like that, its mostly determined by how many vowels are in their names, and how (relatively) easy it is to fit a name like 'ayo' into a crossword compared to , Burt, or Michael. Most of the crossword is less-so having encyclopedic knowledge, and more-so knowing common patterns and obscure words that only come up to fill up spaces in that regard. Sorry for the tangent you probably already knew this or inferred this i just like typing
I want to fuck large-breasted black women. Apologies /pol/ sisters.
>>40909894Im kind of scared of getting chicken at some places that happened to me once. You said you feel better now right?>>40909898That is me btw>>40909912I recomend. Go live your dream
>>40909685no im big husky
>>40909840most of my masturbation in teens and early 20s was to nothing, and eventually in my 20s i stopped altogetherim really trying to think of a way to get it across that you know less than you think you know about me, and the implication here that im attracted to women instead of men is way off.i just dont performatively hornypost about men and sex nonstop like some others. im not sexual. not everyone here is hypersexual.(though i think it would be fair to say the vast majority are hypersexual)the whole "if you dont have 24/7 cocklust and hump a pillow over male scent and write his name on your cage" sorta thing that goes on here is a trap if you assume everyone does it. i promise you i find the idea of physical intimacy with a woman so vile i wouldnt even offer the unconscious sexual use agreement to one, she'd have to deal with her libido by herself.
>>40909910Yeah it's just what makes it hard to start out until you get into it or familiar with what they're doing. I'm lucky having so much random trivia knowledge though.
>>40909921for the most part. i was able to get up and do my stuff with the zofran today and actually ate real food tonight without feeling too bad.
>>40909925you're husky alright
They had a kid
>>40909925Take the knot, babe.
>>40909939yeah, I havent ever done the nyt crossword because those zogged out cross fucks paywall it but ive done a lot of local paper ones and they are generally pretty easy with just your existing knowledge. Havent done any in a long time though.
>>40909960These fags killed Steve.
>>40909937But I didn't say anything about you being attracted to women, that was your insertion. And you wrote way too much here someone who doesn't have a sexuality. I think that you repressed your sexuality because of your parents, because of living with your parents and being embarrassed of whatever your true sexuality is. It doesn't have to be women necessarily. But I've never met in asexual person that wasn't repressing their true sexuality.
>>40909960hello the adorable sea pancakes
>>40909957Check out downforacross, that's how I do it
gotta get up around 7 in the morning i kinda hope it's just finishing up my basic training and then letting me have the rest of the day to do stuff because i really want to relax b4 going to the planned parenthood and swapping to injections.
>>40909965i made the assumption you were implying "youre not into men, and if not into men then you're into women" because 99/100 times thats what whoever says im repressing is going for. sorry if that's wrong, but if it is what is the sexuality you think im repressing?
I think i have become too bitter and distant to maintain friendships, and trying to subvert this causes me to inadvertently hurt people, repeatedly. Save yourself before it's too late
>>40909978Prove your into men right now! Do something, idk what, but something!
>>40909963https://voca.ro/1aAqZwjRSiSi>>40909966https://voca.ro/1bXJqEecCAEK
>>40909966
>>40909988i have no clue what to do to prove that, so unless you can provide guidance, no thank you>>40909994he would want us to keep loving them...
>>40909983Im just really good at hurting anyone who gets close. Its my talent.>>40910004So sorry i was just shitposting pichu
sometimes i think if i coulda coped better with being a gay man i wouldnt have trooned. oh well
>>40909978I think you know what your sexuality is. It's not my place to tell you what it is it's not my place to guess. I don't know you on any deeper level from outside of this general. I have no idea what you're sexuality but every trans girl who I've ever met who said they're asexual later went on to attempt to date cis women.
>>40910014https://voca.ro/18HXFCObvqZu
oh if rick appears tell him i said hi. i may be around but maybe not i do better when not here as much.
>>40909983Do you think the fact that fast food continuously gets worse is evidence we are living in a fallen world?
>>40909990>https://voca.ro/1aAqZwjRSiSiEven so, I still demand justice for Steve. We'll make diamonds from their asses. Man the harpoon guns and sting those bastards back!
i'm fat now
>>40910044Hot
>>40910029Eh i just have some issues and its better not to bring others in
>>40910028gotcha, well, i dont think ill do that. ive dated cis women to make my parents happy, and it was lots of disappointment, unhappiness, and frustration until i abruptly broke it off with each one to go back to being single.not to mention during intimacy, or during sex for the ones who pushed me into doing sex, it was a nightmare and i had to zone out constantly to get through it.i feel anxious and ill when imagining the intimacy. i never ever ever ever want to be intimate with a woman ever again. cis or trans. i dont care which. i never want to touch or see or think about a woman in that way ever again
I saw fishtank is trending again and there's some prison streamHas anyone been watching it? It looks cringe ngl. Jet is wearing a joker costume
im gonna go back to my old theory that the "you secretly want to date cis women" poster is a cisf chaser trying to convince me so she can chase me. probably same person who has been at it for a year nowtheres no way a man would be this invested in this
>>40910060I think you would have benefited from therapy with a psychologist who understands trauma and the unique set of issues you're dealing with. I also grew up with parents that didn't understand or support LGBT people and were extremely phobic of gay and trans people, and so I repressed to please my parents. Into your later 20s, all you know how to do is keep the repression going and you don't know how to work around the barriers you've built for yourself. I hope one day you can feel comfortable enough in your own skin to be yourself.
>>40910038https://voca.ro/17e4Uea6SgiU>>40910057https://voca.ro/1hgbJM8oR0ha
>>40910080Def ;)
>>40910080Oh shit new pichu schizo ludo?
in other news someone is telling me about kamen rider and this guy and his name is jeep stomacheverything in this world makes sense
>>40910110no thats a recycled joke from late last year or early this year or something
>>40910085My saying "Some issues" was me being nice. I have handled some situations recently poorly, and I would perfer to take some time to be better. I hate making people feel bad or uncomfortable >>40910080Possible, but it's probably just a hater
She loses all interest if her dream of being chased by a cis f isn't reality lol
>>40910124see above dummy
>>40910078I refuse to watch anything Fishtank or Fishtank-adjacent after being burned by season 2. Terrible
Trannies would you date a man who only eats stewsLike prepares a stew in the morning and leaves it going all day and finishes it by the end
>>40910153no. we need variation. i love stew lots though i had lamb stew for dinner tonight. i love dutch ovens i love parsnips
>>40910143>i dont want to be present for it but i know men need *something*Then get therapy and figure yourself out. There isn't a single straight girl here who doesn't want anything to do with a man's sexual process yet still wants to have a bf.
>>40910153this is beautiful
>>40909950what knot
>>40910157I'll give you a dutch oven babe
>>40909943yay
>>40910163i already have one. it's cast iron
gf who pins you down and gives you the succ
>>40909974useful, thank you anon, mua mua
>>40910158an asexual relationship with hetero romance between an mtf and a cism is a valid configuration of a relationship.its just mostly not possible with the typical male sexual needs. if i could have an asexual boyfriend and have an asexual relationship with him it would be the ideal, but an asexual cism is vanishingly rare.so since thats not happening, there would be catering to his needs. thats where the drugging thing above comes in, so he can fulfill his sexual needs using my body and stay happy enough to stay in the relationship. he wins by getting his sexual needs dealt with and i win because he stays with me. its a compromise i think everyone benefits from
Me if I was deployed to Ukraine(I look like this and I do exactly like this)
I've done it. I have a date with a trans girl this Friday at 8. I can't stop shaking and I don't know why. I'm not in love, I know that much. It's not a panic attack but it sure feels like one. I thought this would be a happy feeling, not a shitty one.
Anyone else cover their mouth with their Hoodie sleeve when fujoing out?? I dont want ppl to see me smileeee. That's why cozy hoodies are the best for reading bl/hetslop. Sometimes the cuteness is too much to bear and I feel like I need to kick and scream. Luckily I'm a confirmed catholic so I'm immune to impure thoughts.
>>40910186best way to do it. I like sitting on their faces while I steal their essence yknow??? many have sacrificed their lives for this ass.
>>40910211hi winemom lole. i do that when i smile generally cause i hate my smile
Good morning /chargen/. It's 6:11 AM, 24 degrees centigrade outside with clear skies. I'm enjoying a hot mug of vanilla coffee and reading the news. How are you starting your Tuesday?
>>40910208can u not fight for ukraine i dont want anything bad happen to u anon...
>>40910229About to sleep
>>40910229its 6 am here too im smoking a ciggie and boiling eggs i gotta get ready soon :(
>>40910188<3 I went through the same thing because my library pays for free memberships for everything except the crossword and I had to look to find that, so I'm glad I could help someone else
>>40910208PLEASE RECRUIT ME INTO THE MILITARY. I AM SANE AND CAN BE TRUSTED WITH FULLY AND SEMI AUTOMATIC FIREARMS AROUND ISRAELIS
i wanna go to sleep but i want husbant to wake up so we can tlak
>>40910247i guess if i ever have the sudden hankering for a crossword i know where to find a decent one now. Maybe these threads arent entirely useless! When it comes to niche things like this, at least.
Being single isn't all bad, more room on bed
>>40910227...okay well u didn't have to call me out like that... lately I've actually been reading a lot of hetslop and it kinda has me geek inggg ///// I wish men like that were real. Being straight sucks.
Did Trump have a stroke?
>>40910281agreed, one half all for me and one half all for my cat
A question for the chasers among us, Which is the funniest sport to watch and why?>Hockey>Baseball>Basketball>Or football
>>40910281Not for me. I'd kill for a gf to wake up next to and cuddle every morning before work. It's not my main concern but it'd be nice.
>>40910277You can even use that to do it multiplayer, I've never tried it out though
>>40910289not a chaser but a boymoder who likes answering questions but baseball for an actual sport and hockey for watching big lugs beat the shit out of each other
>>40910289Hockey is fun to watch, especially the fights. Its also fun to play.Baseball is kinda fun to watch and to play but its slow.Basketball is fun to play, but I don't give a shit about watching it.Football is alright to watch, not that fun to play.
>>40910283It's okay I wish I were better too
>>40910283SORRYi haven't read any romance lately i really should... it's very comfy. maybe i'll read pride & prejudice or something soon it hink that's about all i have. being straight sucks but i think so would being gay. it's all very lame............
>>40910284Oh he looks fucked
>>40910306*kicks feet, giggles, blushes, other cutesy things and what haveyou* would you perhaps like to do a multiplayer crossword some day
>>40910281I just leave the clean laundry I'm too lazy to fold on the other side of the bed. If I had a husband maybe he'd fold it for me
well goony anons. my time has come. i can't get buzzed off two drinks anymore which is gay & makes me thinmk that i've lived long enough on this gay earth but oh well
>>40910289Hockey for sure. I love watching the fights. If you've ever seen mic'd up hockey fights, you'll die laughing. Baseball is boring as fuck, I don't watch enough basketball but I don't have time for so many interests, football doesn't catch my eye.https://youtu.be/lBS_isQaDmU
>>40910341sexy
My bsf got cheated on 3 weeks after going official with a guy. Fucked his stripper ex. I knew this shit was gonna happen. He was a pathetic loser too. Just date hot guys atp. You lose either way, why not have eyecandy. Lately I've wondered if it's socialization at all, or if men just have vastly inferior inner worlds. No temperance or self control, no depth. it must be socialization. it must be. if it isn't we're all fucked. I just remind myself everyday. it isn't all men. it isn't. I had good male role models growing up. There has to be hope for me.
>>40910342I think I would like that, and I think we might be dorks
>>40910343Na that’s a woman’s job sorryBut I also sometimes do that. Or get lazy and leave my laptop and just hope I don’t roll over in it
All good answers, the boymoder was half right in my opinion splitting it into watching it for the sport and watching for the fights, in my opinion would be Basketball and Hockey. I fucking love Basektball
>>40910362You're kinda flipping out over one guy anon. One guy cheated so we don't have an inner world? Lol
>>40910362based
>>40910380nono it's just an accumution of worries. men have hurt me all my life I suppose
>>40910367no no no, its everyone else who is the dorks... we are just probably uh, normal or, something.
>>40910286If you got a bf you would have to get a bigger bed i know your cat would not share>>40910295I always had to wake up before her so i had all the downsides of no room(her and dogs) and none of the benefits.
>>40910348Goodnight sleep well!
>>40910121https://voca.ro/1gO2hjlJ8hG0
>>40910231Pfft. I’m joining the Ukrainians to challenge myself. But, I don't think Russians stand a chance against me. They spent 3 months in bootcamp while I spent my whole life studying the blade.>>40910248Go ahead. You’ll never be as good as me though. Nothing personal, kid.
>>40910393Everyone else should be more like us, so do you want us to find each other here?
>>40910421not really 100% on what you mean, but ill take a broad assumption here and say, that as the thread will soon expire, we should probably exchange a form of contact to maintain a line of pleasant chit chat
>>40910374I'm the man in the relationship, I am the sigma chad wolf
I can't speak for all men but with the chasers I've met, a lot of them feel like they can do anything while dating a tranny because the assumption is that they're desperate. The same can't be said for xis women. It's a stupid and hurtful perspective but it's very common. I remember when I told my brother I was dating a tranny, he told me "cool, but that doesn't mean you can't browse around for an actual girl while you're with her".
>>40910440>"cool, but that doesn't mean you can't browse around for an actual girl while you're with her".trvke
>>40910446No, not a trvke. It's hurtful and I barely talk to him now.
>>40910430Would you be willing to use discord for our chit chat?
>>40910453yes thats the preferred method really, if you would be willing to share a handle i would be more than glad to add you, friend
>>40910220i volunteer to be one more, please god
>>40910203while the concept of this sounds kind of hot i think you'd be better served just trying to find an asexual guy. being drugged regularly so he can hit seems like it would be hard on you.
Any chasers wants to see me spread my cheeks i posted a gif on /b/
>>40910501No.>>40910203Bro this is rape. What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>40910514>Bro this is rape. What the fuck is wrong with you?this is why im very very clear that it would require consent for both the incapacitation and sexual activity, for both every time, immediately beforehand. it would be fully consenting. that isnt rape
>>40910528Alright, let's walk through this real quick. What sedative would you use and how would you gauge dosage? How would you source these sedatives? I'm sure you can find a guy to fuck pretend date rape you, but the drugging is where it starts so tell me about that.
>>40910203You need a robot, not a man. Or some low T chemically castrated guy who barely even acknowledges your relationship with him.
>>40910544yeah... i dont have answers to those questions i admitmaybe i should try drugs instead and just get high beforehand instead of sedating myself
>>40910528Can we settle on disinterested paizuri?
>>40910567im not sure what that is but context makes me think its like chatting with someone else or watching something and just masturbating someone else like a chore?
>>40910528the tough thing is that being sexually desired is like pretty big and important to dudes with sex drives. no desire or attraction would be sad.
>>40910563Figure out what drugs make you horny and take that so you actually want it. Don't let that fat booty go to waste :p
>>40910563Exactly. You have a plan, a retarded fucking plan I might add, but you don't know where to start. Sedatives are dangerous and some of them are scheduled drugs. You trannies are basically chemists so I don't have to explain what that is. You're better off finding someone who's also asexual, at least then you don't risk dying because John Q. Chaser needed some pichussy.
>>40910580hes talking about putting his penis between your boobs knowing you dont really care for it
why does pichu have to be drugged, why not just take dick while conscious?
>>40910586I agree with RachI didn't expect that>>40910563Please dont go with your rape plan
>>40910593shes asexual, has a visceral disgust towards basically all sex acts, even stuff like kissing, iirc.>>40910586just the way you talk about things is really nasty rach.
No sane man, unless they're low T, wouldn't date an asexual woman much less an asexual tranny. It's the harsh truth but the truth regardless. Even if they do, nothing is stopping them from getting some on the side.
>>40910203dead bedroom=dead relationship. no man wants to fuck a dead body. that shit is not hot at all whatsoever. stop coping pls. being you must suck.
>>40910593Eats up her Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg time
>>40910591oh, its specifically with the breasts? i dont know about that>>40910584i could have aesthetic attraction to how he looks, just, clothed?>>40910586do drugs make people horny? i assumed that wasnt the case if even hormonal drugs like progesterone are only placebos for horniness and not real>>40910611>No sane man, unless they're low T, wouldn't date an asexual woman much less an asexual trannyexactly. odds of finding an asexual man, in my age range, in my area, who would date a trans woman, who i get along with... its so unlikely>Even if they do, nothing is stopping them from getting some on the sidethis is exactly what im afraid of and why id let him use my body. i have to provide for him and satisfy him otherwise he'll go cheat>>40910587maybe meditation. maybe music or audiobooks or just good old fashioned zoning out. i dont know. its distressing knowing i dont have good medical options>>40910630i want to be normal. i really do. this sucks
>>40910630>no man wants to fuck a dead body. that shit is not hot at all whatsoeverspeak for yourself mob_face and expressionless are some of my favorite tags
You're fucking retarded lmao
>Rach posting hereEternal trap and chasergen forbidden door has been opened again
>>40910609Let me come up to Philly and take Pichu out partying, I'll give her some molly and let my charm work on her and she'll be doing some nasty things by the end of the night :p
>>40910643https://voca.ro/1hmPV6E1hmqA
>>40910637>this is exactly what im afraid of and why id let him use my body. i have to provide for him and satisfy him otherwise he'll go cheatEven then, the dead fish routine gets old. I can see that being hot for me once, but I need a girl who's really into it and really into me. You are definitely getting cheated on in this situation.
>>40910652>forbidden doorThat's what I call my asshole
>>40910660That door must be bruised and brown
>>40910655please kill yourself in some extremely painful manner
>>40910667No comment, and no, I will not post it again
>rach is now making our worst posts>they‘re not remotely funnyI miss…Bronya?
>>40910652he's been here a while>>40910637>oh, its specifically with the breasts? i dont know about thatyeah paizuri is just the japanese term for boob job>i could have aesthetic attraction to how he looks, just, clothed?what i mean is that being desired sexually is important. being kissed or touched and knowing the person wants to do those things to you is important.>do drugs make people horny? i assumed that wasnt the case if even hormonal drugs like progesterone are only placebos for horniness and not realthere are drugs that make people horny but i dont know how it works for asexual people. you might get physically horny but it wouldnt change your desire.>this is exactly what im afraid of and why id let him use my body. i have to provide for him and satisfy him otherwise he'll go cheatok thoughts on this, what would you think about something like a three person relationship where hes able to get is sexual energy taken care of by the other person, and then coexist with you while being sexually satisfied? or does that not appeal?
I hate women so much, it's unreal.
>>40910451>it‘s not a nuke it hurt my feelingsDo words mean nothing
>>40910673You seem unstable
>>40910678same as it ever was, though i dont miss bronya, she posts too much and it clogs the thread up bad>>40910655i dont really believe you have any charm rach, based on the way you post here you seem socially repulsive.
>>40910658what about a guy who is content with just masturbating alone without sex? if he isnt asexual is that feasible without him cheating?>>40910679>ok thoughts on this, what would you think about something like a three person relationship where hes able to get is sexual energy taken care of by the other person, and then coexist with you while being sexually satisfied? or does that not appeal?ive thought about this a lot. im opposed to polyamory and enm and all that and i dont think i could participate in it to any degree. id rather he just leaves me before cheating or going poly.maybe its the answer im looking for and i just need to get over my disdain for poly... idk, i really dont want it to be the answer
>>40910689you seem like a serial rapist
I'm making a spaceship in no mans sky and I'm having a lot of fun I wish I didn't have to sleep
I don’t think Pichu is asexual, I just think she’s very high functioning autistic
>>40910702i think very few guys would be content with masturbation alone. i personally wouldnt mind a relationship thats blowjob/ handjob centric but thats out of your wheelhouse as well.i dont think you have to force polyamory or enm, your best bet is trying to find someone asexual for you. they dont have to be close by, you can try online dating and then figure it out from there, which broadens your scope a bit. do you have some sexual trauma in your past or have you always been asexual?
>>40910709Is that game worth it? I’ve been really wanting to play it
>>40910630>no man wants to fuck a dead bodywho’s going to tell him?
>>40910728plenty of people are into somno/ drugged stuff but having it be the only avenue is something else i think
>>40910702>what about a guy who is content with just masturbating alone without sex? if he isnt asexual is that feasible without him cheating?LMAOOOO NO. Not in this day and age. Holy shit, you are fucked. Sorry. It's not meant to be funny but your level of cope is hilarious.
>>40910203> thats where the drugging thing above comes in, so he can fulfill his sexual needs using my body and stay happy enough to stay in the relationship. he wins by getting his sexual needs dealt with and i win because he stays with me. its a compromise i think everyone benefits fromYou need to touch grass unironically, your reaching new levels of retardation I didn’t think were possible
>>40910724I had a lot of fun with it in the past. It's a great game. A friend told me about a new update that dropped that lets you build your own ship so now I'm probably gonna drop dozens of hours of my free time on building replicas of my favorite scifi ships. If you like exploring and building stuff and survival stuff it's a great buy
>>40910734this tbdesu. the dead fish routine gets old. i need a girl who wants it. pichu's just asking to get cheated on
>>40910702>what about a guy who is content with just masturbating alone without sex?anons in the thread are gonna try and gaslight you because they're mad you won't have sex with them even though you likely still wouldn't even if you weren't ace, but a guy like that totally exists. I know a few guys who prefer the idea of masturbation to sex. It's a fetish thing for them usually, but it's still a type of guy.
>>40910655>sitting at home with no bitchez :(>learning charm from rach :vomit emoji uwu:>learning charm from a mature, experienced woman like winemom~ ;0c is the heavenly option!
>what about a guy who is content with just masturbating alone without sex? if he isnt asexual is that feasible without him cheating?
>>40910746From what I’ve gathered on you, you sound like a huge sci-fi nerd. Are you a Startrek fan? Or just that one show you mentioned? Idk I like Gundam and mechs and stuff I’ve gotten really into battletech
>>40910756>c is the heavenly option!dude i dont think you're really charming winemom saying like "ohh i need her to teach me about charm shes so mature" like brother i'm sure she wants to be charmed by you, not learn you about how to talk to a woman properly.
>>40910690I just act this way here for fun, it's entertaining. I'm not some pushy rapey person irl lol. Most of the time I'll let the girl approach me first in a club or bar. All I do is give them a slight glance like I might possibly be interested and they come over most of the time. I don't go out to clubs like I used to but damn those days were fun :-)
>>40910721ive been able to tell im asexual since i was like 14. or more accurately, i started to realize my friends were turning sexually-motivated around then and i wasnt. i started calling myself asexual before i knew it was a word other people use.and shortly after that girl forced me to finger her it was not a good memory but that happened after>>40910753i hope i can find a guy like that>>40910756hi winemom
>>40910753a guy like that totally exists but are incredibly few and far between not to mention in her age range and geographical location. you should hook her up with one of those few guys you know. if not, you're just giving her false hope when hope is incredibly slim. she needs to hear the truth to prevent being hurt.
>tranny>ace>would put out but wouldn't be into it>32 yrs old>hard 4/10damn nigga pick a struggle
>>40910783im 31, you are the only who says im 32
>>40910774why the fuck do you talk like that. stop doing that. you're trying to affect this style of like speaking the harsh truths that no one wants to hear when you're clearly just self-interested in pressuring pichu into sex. >>40910772>i hope i can find a guy like thatthe ones i know run in those gooner circuits so it would likely not appeal to you because that's very adjacent to preferring masturbation to sex but you could probably find one outside that.
https://voca.ro/1243tzGdlwgC
>the trannies and the psuedo tranny are fighting againyare yare daze
honestly if pichu wasn't sex repulsed I'd just say fake it. it's super super easy as a tranny cuz u don't cum anyways. Be v methodical and scientific! with it, that's what I always did during my drifter years. yknow disassociate from your body and focus on a single objective. to make him cum. do whatever it takes. please him alone and completely disregard yourself. Think of sex like ur shooting for employee of the month yknow? Besides if you get good at leaving ur body it goes really fast wont bother you over years that way. anyhoodles you can have a totally normal relationship and he'd be none the wwiser. white lie.
>>40910768Like you’re swimming in poon being a faggot wannabe and all…
>>40910761I like a lot of scifi, but Star Trek is sadly the thing I like the least. Farscape is probably my most favorite. That show has a living spaceship, so it's not possible to do yet
>>40910783pichu is minimum an eight
>>40910772hiii!!>>40910765...I don't need to charm myself that's what mirrors are for. *I'm elegant rn imagine me super fucking elegant.*>>40910801I don't rly know rach that well, other than the gross stuff, just playful banter. Don't hold malice towards her at all.
>>40910772>and shortly after that girl forced me to finger her it was not a good memory
ok goony real now i stayed up another hour plus but nowwwwwwwwwwww it's time
Getting assaulted by a woman like that sounds kinda hot... I feel guilty for thinking this.
>>40910833Goodnight again sleep well
assaulting a woman back (aggravated assault)
>>40910850thank you trustworthy goodnanon
pichu just date a pooner lmao
>>40910825rach is a guy unironically
>>40910833goodnight sobble>>40910861strongly considering it, but it's tough because testosterone often makes trans men very horny>>40910845it's the sort of thing that sounds good from an outside perspective only probably, no judgment for thinking that
>>40910825>...I don't need to charm myself that's what mirrors are for. *I'm elegant rn imagine me super fucking elegant.*ok i'm picturing some crazy elegance. holy moly. oh my god. wowowowww.hi winemom
>>40910831Is everyone just ignoring this reveal or what
>>40910881she's already talked about basically this
>>40910816Yea, I'm decent looking, people want to approach me. I'm not an overweight, greasy, autistic, turd. When you're old enough to go to a bar give it a try little buddy.
>>40910825I'm a nice person actually, Im just having fun. I like to play around with the ultra sensitive ones here :p
>>40910816Rach mogs you
>>40910905nice people don't consider what you do here fun. you've just got a superficial idea of what being nice is.
>>40910818https://voca.ro/1dKTCBxoN9w2
>>40910909Yea, those are the ultra sensitive ones I'm talking about lol.
>>40910909Rach is nice when it benefits him, might be sexy, but lame personality
I notice a common trend that the attractive namefags get shitposted the most
>>40910892Wait until they find out you’re a Nazi diva…>>40910906You can mog my nuts bitch
I saw Rach, the dude with the really big ass, at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
>>40910927Duh?
>>40910927Post a screenshot of any proof of me ever being a Nazi. You're making shit up guy.
>>40910942You’re a dummy bitch, go back to your fucking rat hole whore before I eat you like I did Bronya
>>40910945Being a Nazi = Not being sexually attracted to black men
>>40910948When Bronya washes ashore she will feed the town for weeks.
>>40910906>>40910913bee and ellie are the same person btw
>>40910945:skull: my sister in Christ you literally are a fucking Nazi :100:
>>40910954Rach literally gets shit on the /b/ threads for not being racist lol
>>40910921No tripfag is attractive
>>40910954Post proof please, Rosie O'Donnell and AJ from the Sopranos had a baby lookin ass bitch.
>>40910959Thats patently false lol
>>40910921Im ugly and I got shit on often. Check mate
>>40910972Tfw you're ignoring me because I said some halfies were hot
threads two purge positions away from dying and i have a 5 minute new thread timercan anyone make new before it dies?
>>40910942who is ellie? I need an updated cg tierlist for all the new girls here.
>>40910972Why’re you so pressed if there’s supposedly “no proof” of you being a Nazi? Shouldn’t you be calm, cool and collected because you know that I know that you know that I don’t have any evidence right?
>>40910983I'd ignore you too coal burner
>>40910986The burden of proof is on the one who makes the claim
>>40910973rach defended you despite being a coalburner
oh... they really are fighting now... eugh
>>40910992I don’t knooooow
>rach is a heckin nazi because....she doesn't love BBClol
>>40910998wtf this is your new trip? Add disc already it starts with co
>>40911003Rach doesn't even like dudes
