>>40908632
Mandatory euthanasia for all teenie-chasers.
i cook and clean
If you have gray hair and sleep with teenagers you should be in prison.
>>40912006ok maybe im wrong especially since a lot of cooks tend to be fat now that i think about it. but i think its true that its associated with low self control
lol
>>40912007good thing i dye my grey hair black :)
>>40912007>>40912004would you cut his throat? and where
I tried on one of my sister’s nightgowns and it made me feel funny x_x
so many guys have white tongues i've noticed and it's not thrush
Feet
>>40912006on your hands and knees?
>>40912033thats just normal. that isn't "white" its just slightly tinted
>>40912042shut up
>>40912027funny how. youre not gonna troon out are ya
>>40911995Anon, ur not a f*g are you
>>40912007As a teen I disagree, fuck off.
>>40912062his penetrating eyes make me want to serve him
my bf has sexsomnia, he wakes me up in the middle of the night for sex but then doesn't remember it in the morning and thinks we don't have enough intimacy i think its his sleeping pills but i'm not going to tell him that
my exes birthday is tomorrow, i hate that i suddenly remembered it and im thinking of him now, even though i have a new bf and am supposedly happy
>>40912062what is it with these guys who only shave part of their legs? its weird
Virgin hole
>>40912099i can't imagine not remembering desu. i was with my ex for 2 years though
>>40912107its not shaved, dry and 2.5 pixels
shiza 4chan for playing starcraft 1 and warcraft 3 with me
>>40912099I still wish my ex a happy birthday every year but he never does I dont think he even knows it lmaooo
When your top thought he was all alone, he thought you were outside or sleeping, have you ever caught him groaning aloud in despair?
Uhmmmm Thorny is a ginger ?
morning tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqcIRCw59cw
>>40912190dirty blond but beard
>>40911995ngl twinks that look like this go so hard
>>40912162yes add me on dc
>>40912033it must be candida
lmao
>>40912261its actually female model, Benthe de Vries, when she was underage, she looks more like a woman now
twink lovers are easily tricked by androgynous women lmao
>>40912292>its actually female modelI guess that is why I am bi... I wish more females that look like twinks existed
we like twink pooners here
>>40912308greatest gay story ever told
>>40912263im too shy
>>40912323>we like twink pooners here>poonersnah when they go on T it just loses the magic. I like the inbetween look
day 2 of work training. i was NOT built for this.
>>40912327so how u wanna play wc3 if ur shy
>>40912336Hey bro
>>40912340just cnc rape him because he is acting too much like a bottom(he secretly wants it)
he's a twunk poonerhttps://www.tiktok.com/@chloe.rose39
>>40912347>rape himwith what
>>40912343hey jäe.
>>40912336you'll get use to it maybe
>>40912365your tongue
also speaking of warcraft i worked on my mod more last night
>these threadsI cant even
>>40912336you were built for BBC
>>40912378u love em does the gay anon that watches DBS and listen to ski mask slump god still come here? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JpIlnaAmiCg&
>fwb tells me he feels bad for me that i missed out on seeing him rail some twink in front of 15 other guys at a sex party in a hotel room for a conventionis it normal for this to give me the ick? like i dont wanna be banging any dude that does shit like that it makes me feel weird
>>40912394Do you bottom or top?
>>40912394not if you like sucking the shitcum gruel out of his anus afterwards like a good fwb btm
>home from work>took a shower>laying on my bed naked
yea, but you've lost the essence of gaygen.we like men here.no girls allowed.
>>40912418both but hes strictly top
>>40912394depends how goontarded sex addicted you are I guess in the past I wouldve thought the same but now it gives me the ick too and scares me actually I think this whole extreme gay sex scene is terrifying it gives me major bad demonic vibes especially if chems are involved
Mm. Comfy.
>>40912394I don't think its so bad. But those things are usually coping gaydeads larping as men. I mean spontaneous sex at a regular party is a harmless cheap thrill. But scripted sex events usually involve those types of people. The cope is gaydeath, the larping is the menthol and the people are usually mid at best and experienced promiscuous sex addicts riddled with disease.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTQH47GCOhshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8iZcGnz7WcI
I got stinged by wasps 3 times in 2 days.
>>40912475stop being a whore then
>>40912486I come from a family of whores.
Cohs of a p00say fvck 2gether
>>40912475i have a bees nest inside of my house. Sometimes I go out and the bees always bzzz around me
>>40912495hmm im not surprised
>>40912394reprt him to the hotel and police
>>40912427>strictly topI never know what gays mean by this. How many kinds of gay "tops" are there? I have never seen this unicorn that only tops and either doesn't end up wanting a dick in them or being also attracted to females. Its always one or the other.
>>40912556You just want his hat.
>>40912570it just refers to anal imbecile
>>40911995
>>40912023whom is this
>>40912632thorny
>>40912632why do you ask?
>>40912632the german poster thorny
>>40912570I'm a top who has only topped, but it's mainly because every guy I've ever been with has been a "strict bottom." I wouldn't be opposed to giving my butt-virginity to a guy I really liked. At the same time though, I do prefer penis stimulation. That's what I actively desire. My peepee gets hard and wants to shoot cummies.
>>40912635>>40912640>>40912647he's kinda hot with a beard idk...
>>40912653thx bud :3
>>40912647Ukranian refugee*
>>40912653thorny doesnt take compliments well tho. one time i complimented him and he went full max pro maniac mode and started posting russian army gore :(|)
>>40912532I felt bad a few summers ago because I had to kill a bunch of carpenter bees. They are cute and fluffy and harmless but they made a bunch of nests in some old wood by my porch swing and were constantly chasing each other right by my face. There must've been dozens.I hate having to kill bugs but sometimes its impossible to avoid, like ants or flies. I try to live in peace with them when I can. I have a few centipedes around the house and they never are in numbers. I saw a few babies last month, an adult this morning and then another baby. I like them because they are harmless (if creepy looking when unexpected) and keep other pests away. Likewise, I don't mind spiders as long as they don't roam constantly. I try to put intruders outside when I can. Its impossible with baby spiders because just an eyelash could crush them.I used to name them every year depending on where their web was. Bill, Ed, Doug, Skip and Wayne. I always liked Bill the best, a simple harmless cellar spider. His predecessors ate all the drain flies and the poor thing was starving, so one day I gave him a pesky fly. I felt bad for the fly but poor Bill finally had a meal after months of desperately waiting./bug blog
>>40912653I knoooow hes such a hot slavic daddy but he scares the shit out of me lmaooo
I see the new season of Sunny just dropped so I will probably binge watch it now. It kind of sucked after Season 12 but sometimes its still good.
>>40912679you know what dey say, it is more afraid of you than you are of it
>>40912702they bent the knee to the sjw policetho they always were soft
>>40912678Do you hear the bugs screaming at night
>my spirit beast
I have no interest in fucking another guy besides my bf but i do miss the fun of getting someone to say yes. Hitting on people was always fun to me
>>40912667looks german to me
>>40912722mine's sweet dee :X
If you strictly top you are prisongay. There is something to say about being strictly bottom too
>>40912764trip on fatbaser
>>40912033Twinks were born to be cum depositories
>>40912764is it still prison gay if I suck his dick after cumming inside?
>>40912007Shut up. 18-19 pretty boys need older cock and cum
>>40912717I felt bad for a baby jumping spider a few months ago. I didn't want him in my food, and he was so tiny that there was no way to touch him without crushing him. I always try to make it instant in no win situations like that so they don't suffer.Arthropods fascinate me. I can watch one for quite a while. I even took in a baby German roach on February who had nowhere to go in the freezing cold. The deal was he could stay if he didn't bring any friends, and he didn't. I made an elaborate habitat for him to exercise in a jar, fed him well and kept him by my station and he molted. "Gregor" was briefly famous on /an/. I released him into an ally that spring. I was fond of him and learned about them from watching and researching, like how roaches have personalities and express their moods with their antennae.I do dumb stuff like that sometimes, like rescuing bugs from dangerous places they stumble into, or giving them a home in the winter, like ladybugs.What fascinates me is that they think. It amazes me that something so tiny makes decisions on where to go and what to do.Like I would watch Gregor sometimes, and out of the blue, he would decide to give himself a bath. And I would wonder what was going on in his little roach brain right before he made the decision that it was time to wash up. What was it that sparked that idea in his wee brain, I would wonder.
>>40912023Unhealthy schizoid obssession.
Anal sex is overrated
>>4091277714-15
>>40912786Gross
>>40912722He was mine first>rum hamlolololol"Yeah, yeah yeah, cats, cats. Cats... I'll tell ya what to do with cats.Here's what you do with cats- Back in the sweatshop in 'Nam? We found a cat? We'd toss it right in the soup! Those hungry bastards ate cat soup every day!What's the worst thing that could happen? Some little kid, choke on a hairball and die?- so you toss him in the soup!I was making money hand over foot- literally! Somebody lost a hand or a foot? I'd toss it in the soup!"
I'm at my wits end honestly. Too many things have gone wrong for too long. I'm too weak to continue going at this point.
I said a while back I'd probably kill myself this fall and that's seeming more abd more likely.
>>40912773Hang on checking the rules.... Yep If you take his dick in you then thats just gay. Hand stuff only is still prison gay. >>40912766Why do you hate me for speaking the truth
>>40912764>prisongayThats another term I don't get because it is used so many different ways. Some imply it is a situational position. Others imply its not position specific but just a compromise out of lack of female options. Actual prison sex varies. Some switch, most don't. So I don't know what its meant to convey.
So are grindr ads now including drugs? What even is this ad?
>>40912801>>40912806Whatever you decide it's totally okay. There is no wrong decision. Nothing has gone wrong. Everything is perfect.
so anyways
>>40912812I just say its unable to get a woman in one way or another. Maybe you are just misogynistic, maybe women dont like you, maybe you are in prison, maybe you are serving in the navy. Many possibilities
>>40912817get a dns blocker
I was at the deli bright and early this morning so I am stocked for a few days. I am friends with the owner so I got a good deal too. I have become addicted to his strawberry cake.I get the weird sensation that two of his cooks have a crush on me the way they talk to me and the looks they give. I don't even tip them and they always trip over themselves to make the meals perfect. Its two foreign twinks though so maybe I am misreading. Some people have odd kinks though so I never know. Maybe they are just being nice but they aren't as eager with other customers. Who knows what goes on in the mind of foreigners. Idek what they are tbp'h
>>40912764I just dont want anything up my ass man
~in the navy-
I was born in the back of a traveling show. My momma used to dance for the money they throw.
>>40912850they probably think you have money
>>40912753wypipo dancing
>>40912532Bees are nice.>>40912669He doesn't take anything well, very unstable .
>>40912782help this is so cute im cryeing
Sure, you can fuck my ass, but Im too lazy to prep for it.
>>40912865I wouldn't know why. We don't get personal and I dress casual. Like I said, I don't even tip because I don't want to create an expectation. I should but then it would make their slacker co-workers mad and Idw start problems when they aren't there. I know how some people expect tips just for showing up and their co-workers tend to be slackers that give shitty results.
>>40912850Are you hot
>>40912292I feel like Mishima after he learned Joan of Arc was a woman
>>40912873better than emulating chimps that some people think is le dancing
>>40912897No, not at all. Thats why I thought it was some white daddy kink. I must be misreading it. I don't get the impression that open same sex interest exists where ever they are from. Probably a cultural misread but its odd.You get the same thing in the South US. The men are extraordinarily chatty and friendly and it jams peoples gaydar sometimes.
>>40912919New cope just dropped
>>40912878you're unstable too and very contradictory
Left or right? Why?
>>40912935neither, they're both too young
>>40912935both are hotties
>>40912925And I feel I should add my favorite quote from Groucho Marx here that I used to explain my dating hesitance to my mother once; "I would never belong to a club that would have someone like me as a member."
>>40912764I know what I like and I'll stay with itI have zero urge to top, it's not appealing to me at all. there's nothing wrong with being exclusively a bottom any more than there's something wrong with being exclusively into men
>>40912935left ofcchest hair, more defined body, stubble, whiter, ...
>>40912935neither, theyre both too old
>>40912944I normally just say I wouldn't want to date the kind of guy who'd be into me
>>40912935
I hope in the next life im an immortal twink who never gets twinkdeath
Should I eat lunch before I go to sleep?
I have burgers and fruit to eat.
>>40912965Its the same idea, I would think. Gaygen always says I am wrong about everything to do with relationships. And sometimes they are probably right. As I have admitted, being correct isn't always being right.When I was young and pondering the whole thing, I made the decision that I was ok with guys as long as I looked good doing it. I didn't want to be like the crazy gaydeads that haunt the apps now, or the scene then.Whether it was by choice or nature, I stuck to it. And I think some misanthropy snuck in after I decided I was done with relationships period. It would be easy for me to think it was just 'sour grapes' but I know me and what I can put up with and the level of interest, so I don't think thats quite it.I could keep ego posting but I think thats enough. I just meant to agree that its the same sentiment. I suppose reasons could vary.
>>40912990no.i binge ate too much yesterday so i feel sick again. today we fast. drink water.
>>40912933I am pretty stable . Not perfect butI can't be compared to someone the faps to gore and torture.
I'm the fairest vers bottom in the land.. FVCK all these other bitches, tf do they have on me.. nothing!!! I'm the baddest bitch all the vers tops will be mine
>>40913007for me it's because I have very low self esteem, and the guys who tend to want to date a nerdy fem bottom tend to be soft loserish men. I also feel like a guy being emotionally unavailable or distant is attractive in it's own way, and a guy actively wanting to date me might be a bit of a turn off. and a masculine, intelligent, out of my league kind of guy isn't going to want to date medamned if you do damned if you don't kind of situation, and yet I find myself staying single anyway. no man who would date me could come close to the men I daydream about
>>40913011I'm eating something. But I'm going to work out.
I wonder if I should check twitter. I am finally down from my earlier weather rage. Twitter can get me good and mad. Not as much since I blocked all the rage baiters. Now its just animals and some light news.Although Trump is supposed to make an announcement today. That will probably start me yelling. Normally I only send keyboards flying into the wall when theres a persistent software glitch, which is why I keep a half dozen replacements. But when President Golden Boy starts talking...
>>40912933What is this hair color?
>>40913056brown
Ngl porn aimed for middle aged women have the hottest twinks in it
I just learned that I have an urachal sinus and this means the tube connecting to my bladder from my umbilical cord never closed properly and now it’s seeping a whitish yellow pussy watery liquid, which is LITERALLY urine travelling up my abs and flowing out of my sore ass belly hole. I feel like a fucking mutant,
>>40913066I'm not familiar. Any recs?
There's no earthly way of knowingWhich direction they are going... There's no knowing where they're rowing...Or which way the river's flowing... Is it raining, is it snowing? Is a hurricane a-blowing?Not a speck of light is showingSo the danger must be growing... Are the fires of Hell a-glowing?Is the grisly Reaper mowing?Yes! The danger must be growing'Cause the rowers keep on rowingAnd they're certainly not showingAny sign that they are slowing!
>>40913071I was just saying something I imagined is true. I really have no idea
>>40913074based Charlie and the chocolate fagtory reference
>>40913080I see. What you said feels right though.
>>40913082:)
I wish i could get all my kik chats back. While im glad no one else can read them now, I wouldnt mind seeing everything i used to get up to.
gulp gulp gulp
>>40913124>me after my bfs nofap
>>40913040Well like I say, its all salesmanship. At least you know what you want. I get the sense from your post that you aren't interacting much; or more accurately, don't have contextual indirect cause to mingle.Its all a numbers and probability game, just like sales. You have to churn more numbers to match whatever handicaps you have. Its all been said before. I just mean that if you aren't where the guys you want are, you need to find a cause to be near them or you will be stuck in app hell/purgatory forever.You're free to break the expectation. If they don't expect to find you where they are, you can fix that. You can win by building merit.It also depends on how seriously you want to take it. A relationship is one expectation, a hook-up fwb is another. Reality has to be an employed metric, meaning what you can actually see, not what you assume. Recognizing actual limits is not the same as assuming defeat. Its important to find balance.Like I said, its all been said before. Idk if there are any gay pick-up artist gurus, but there should be. I get shit whenever I recommend Rollo Tomassi's "Rational Male" themes, but they are all true as far as I can tell.Maybe its mistranslation. Gays tend to rate dating success by body counts. Tomassi's approach is less about quantity and more about not wasting time on dead ends you didn't really want in the first place. Actual dating is effort, so it only makes sense to use rational strategies.Anyways, I doubt much of this was helpful, but unpacking one persons situation is a lot of work, so I was just trying to deploy some common truisms that we sometimes forget in hopes it would inspire any internal development. Dialectics suggests we already know what we need to do and that chatting it out sometimes helps arrange our thoughts to render those solutions where we can consciously see them.There was probably a more elegant way to explain it, but its all I got I guess.
>>40911995how many guys here wrestle or do bjj? would it be intimidating to put on my profile?
>>40913068Don't feel bad. Surgeries can produce a similar effect sometimes. It can go away or possibly be fixed. Its normally harmless.
Thoughts on hasan?
Gene Wilder was one of the good ones. A "mensch", I believe they say in their accursed language.
>>40913154sometimes no means yes
>>40913138no are u stupid thats hot af nibba do you put bois you date into submissions and stuff lol
If you can't give good head, about-face soldier.
>>40913138No, but it might be something you hold back on to unpack in conversation. I don't think the specifics are related to a dating profile, but it might also help to leave something to inspire curiosity, like making it more vague as 'martial athletics' or some such.
>>40913068Lame ass mutant power. Oh well say hi to wheel chair boy for me
>>40913154Massive faggot and not in the good way
>>40913154he's so ugly and dumb and hypocritical and insufferable me no likey
>tfw will never have the body type to go to anime conventions dressed as a trap and shock people with my deep voice
>IASIP>S17e01omg this is such utter shit alreadyAlready with the finger wagging black female framing the humor of the white bumblers.In the opening shot no less.Who the fuck is this for? Blacks do not watch dark comedy about white Philadelphians. So who the fuck was this made for?!All the rage is back. I need to throw a brick at something.
>>40913302The show hasnt been funny for years what are you doing man. I stopped watching after that 5 minute long interpretive dance they did.
>>40913311yeah that was a flag alright. I most certainly didn't 'get it'. I have no idea wtf they are doing. But I feel like I have to sit through it to see how bad it gets.
>>40913230if it was a random sport like swimming or tennis or whatever yeah but a lot of gays dream of having a wrestler/bjj bf so its very relevant since it has very practical implications in the bedroom
Fuck i hate high sex drive
>>40913351Suck my dick. You'll feel better.
>>40913327They just enjoy working with each other and find the show fun to work on. They are just lying to themselves about ending the show once it stops being funny. They money also helps. Anyways cocks are great
>>40913331Ok, I mean you do you. I just mean it might sound tryhard or fake if its explicit in the bio. People might read it like when people say "Travel" and they mean trips to spring break.I would burn it more slowly but you do you. You dont want to attract meme chasers. Or maybe you do idk.
>>40913351Just get a cute boy to ram you. In another note, I miss old siege so much. Why did they have to turn it from the game i always wanted into a game I never asked for.
>>40913360You guys think I'm some kind of slut.
>>40913382No. But I'll use you like one.
>>40913376I have hot guys to fuck me but I hate it is always there.I miss old siege too.
>>40913366Idk. At least I have my noodle salad and choccy chip cookies. I'll save the cake for a better episode. I should finish the season by tonight. I have to break for the Trump announcement three hours in case there are new lulz.
I need like bath salts or meth or something I'm way too exhausted today for no good reason and coffee is only making me have to shitWater is only making me have to piss
>>40913394You know its going to be a big fucking nothingburger.
did sports, looked fat and deformed
>>40913396Try crack cocaine
>>40913382You posted petite russian soles for free
>>40913403prolly
>>40913375hmm interesting take maybe u r right
>>40913393I remember when i was like 10 or 11 talking to a friend about a game i really wanted if i could design the perfect game. Everything i described was what siege was for a long time. Sad. I dont post here much, are you known for being a slutty bottom?
>>40913240he isn’t gay though
It better not be shit about Russia just to crash the SCO
>>40913138why would that be intimidating? ...
>>40913478post siegehole
>>40913478>are you known for being a slutty bottom?
>>40913486Some feel its helpful to be vague in profiles because if people are looking for a 'type' or don't venture outside their own niche, they might not give someone that gives specifics a chance because they have already stereotyped them in their head. Thats one of the reasons that pics are given so much weight because people make up their minds quickly, so one that is really stylized shuts down curiosity quickly because people make those fast judgments to de-select candidates. Sometimes vanilla is the spice. By contrast, someone who blurts out their fetishes in the pic or bio is inviting fast de-selection because its very specific as well as de-selecting others themselves, intentionally or not. The result is a lot of lonely people forever searching for something in their imagination not realizing something better might be right in front of them.
>>40913068Hot. Can I finger it and smell my finger after? Does it literally go all the way down to your bladder? Hot.
>>40913462Nope>>40913478No.Favorite ops?
>>40913531that's not what intimidating means, moron
why is there a """twink""" general but no bear general? makes u think init...
>>40913499Say something faggot
>>40913587you best start believing in ghost stories miss turner
>>40913613good movie
Sinus doesn’t go all the way down into your bladder you know. It’s just a very, very deep belly button opening, and it smells like fish.
thorny staning slay queens is frying me
>>40913626that tangzhuang wearing lady is the most sex doll looking porn star i've ever seen, no light in those eyes
>>40913639LOOOL this is an ACTUAL medical condition? PEEING through your belly button? LMAOOOO
>>40913657this is no laughing matter bitch
>>40913568No, I was explaining why he might want to leave it out. I just quoted you because you were in the convo. I was trying to politely move past your conspicuous counter-signalling of the 'intimidation' aspect as if he was talking about you personally and triggered some insecurity. Idh time to head-shrink everyone in the damn thread ffs.
>>40913681hang yourself pedophile
>>40913639W T F why is there a connection between the goddamn pissbottle and the bellybutton.....who designed this?!?!
>>40913679liberal men are a joke
>>40913651idgi
>>40913698….what do you think is the purpose of the umbilical cord when you’re in your mother’s stomach?
im glad we have sheboon gif anon to display how an actual sheboon enthusiast posts
>>40913698maybe the foetus' kidneys already filter blood and the urine or whatever that's called at this stage has to go somewhere through the umbilical cord then the placenta then the mother's bloodstream o algo ask chatgpt maybe
>>40913702Not as much of a joke as republicans apparently
Makes sense. If I take a toothpick and poke the centre of my bellybutton I can feel it in the tip of my penis, and pelvis, and it feels kind of nice.
>>40913718oxygeni didnt think it needs to pee...https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urachus
>>40913733— The umbilical cord serves as the vital lifeline for a fetus, transferring oxygen, nutrients, and antibodies from the mother and returning waste products and carbon dioxide. Urine is primarily the fetal waste product that is removed from the fetus, initially via the urachus to the umbilical cord, and later contributes to amniotic fluid before being expelled from the body after birth.
fucking anons umbilical sinussy
>>40913743Cumming down his navel into his bladder and then he pisses out your cum
reminder that shiza defended this guy
im not gonna dignify you with a reply so feel free to retire the bit
>>40913679The most liberal thing about this graph is the time wasted on caring what a woman thinks about anything, but especially their criteria for men.Yeah, lets ask women what makes a quality man. Because they have such historically astute judgment and qualifications to establish standards for manhood.
i like to find guys that are giant red flags and let them have their way with me.
1. Fetal Urination in the WombAccording to research, a fetus begins to urinate as early as two months old, coinciding with the time it starts swallowing amniotic fluid and then excreting it. Essentially, the fetus drinks its own urine for about seven months in the womb.As the fetus's circulatory, urinary, and kidney systems develop, they process the fetal blood and produce urine, which is then released into the surrounding amniotic fluid. Fetal urine is a significant source of amniotic fluid in the early months of pregnancy. However, unlike feces, fetal urine in the amniotic environment is sterile and free of bacteria, posing no risk of infection to the fetus. Due to its crucial role, amniotic fluid is continuously replenished and renewed every three hours to ensure a healthy environment for fetal development.2. Amount of Fetal UrineBetween the 31st and 34th weeks of pregnancy, the fetus excretes about 500ml of urine daily into the amniotic fluid. Amniotic fluid is a nutrient-rich environment with regenerative and exchange capabilities, playing a vital role in the fetus's development and survival in the womb. Thus, the fetus is continuously active and developing its digestive, circulatory, and urinary systems.
>>40913794Bincel detected
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>>409138063. How Does a Fetus Excrete Waste in the Womb?Fetus Excrete Waste in the WombFetus Excrete Waste in the WombFetal waste begins to accumulate gradually from the 24th week of pregnancy. This accumulation results from swallowing amniotic fluid, cell shedding, and digestive system activity. Meconium, the first stool, accumulates in the fetal intestines but is only excreted after birth during the first bowel movement, appearing dark green or black. In theory, the fetus only urinates and does not defecate in the womb.However, about 12% of fetuses cannot retain meconium until birth and excrete it into the amniotic fluid. This can also occur if the fetus is overdue, with a mature digestive system capable of excreting meconium in the womb. In such cases, the amniotic fluid may appear green or slightly yellow. Generally, this does not harm the fetus while in the womb and poses no significant health risks. However, if meconium is excreted before the due date, it may indicate issues such as difficult labor, umbilical cord compression, oxygen deficiency, or infectionyou just know which posters here have inhaled meconium kek
There are porn videos of people cutting open their belly buttons and inserting dildos into them. I never understood this gore porn until now.
Nothing is more pathetic than a bincel
>>40913829Link?
>>40913837I’m not sending you viruses sorry.
Would you date an ornithologist?
>>40913837They’re everywhere on ThisVid and Twitter; there was even a guy pulling out his intestines. Poor Delta even clicked on it…
>>40913829What the fuck
I would date none of you, YA HEAR THAT? NONE OF YOU.
>>40913893if that means free consultation why not
>>40913914I don't want you i like real men.
>>40913922you're a bird?!
>>40913946no why?
I turn my back for five minutes and you're all off talking about pissing out your nose or some shit. Goddammit.This second Sunny episode is a lot better though. Idk wtf they were thinking making that other shit the season opener. "Lets drive away the returning audience as fast as possible". Or pretend the ratings were DEI related or something. Or hide the bomb in the comeback ratings. jfc
Going to talk to my bf seriously. He seems to be moving kinda fast even though he's returning to another continent for 9 months. He's said he loves me and it's been like a month and a half.
Is it important to any of you to lose you virginity to only your bf?
>>40913967ornithologists like study and take care of birds and stuff
>>40913977what is slow? what is fast? time isn't real
I say "I love you" to all my dates.
>>40912826Most likely one day I'll do it.
that anon who wont play wc3 with me is such a vagina
>>40914030you are a funny guy, larry
>>40913992oh. that's not a doctor thenwell birbs are cool anywayi could date a birbologistif he showers and likes hiking
> sexy barely legal teensThis angers the old fatcel.
>>40914030You're supposed to stop saying that when you are 16.
>>40914041i told you!i don't own a computer.
>>40913990Yes
>>40913990Males don't have a virginity and I will not participate in any sort of trannyisms (thinking my butt is a vagina with a hymen, calling my hole a bussy, mpreg talk, calling my bf daddy, dressing like a lolita, etc.)
>>40913990Guys can't be virgins. Thats made up Jew shit.Its been trans grooming from the beginning ever since.
>>40914073you said youre shy, why dont you have a pc nigga
>want to have sex>don't want AIDS or social anxiety or to use grindrit's over>>40914083mpreg and calling your bf Daddy isn't tranny shit
>>40914053are you a pediatrician?
>>40914104yes it is
>>40914104>mpreg isn't tranny shit"Like most fanfiction, most mpreg fiction is written and read by women. One original fiction author estimates that most of her audience is women in their 20s and above."get out of out thread woman!
>>40914112how somost mpreg stuff is for women, and calling your bf Daddy isn't even tranny related at all
>>40914126if its for women, its for trannies, duh!
"Calling a boyfriend "daddy" has roots in African-American Vernacular English and blues music from the 1920s, where it was used for a lover, particularly an older man or "sugar daddy". This usage was popularized further in the 20th century and became a part of prison slang amongst blacks."Ewww..
>>40914125i wanna see a boi get his guts pumped full of hwhite gooey sticky cum... his belly distend and him moan in labor
>>40914083Mpreg is gross but the idea i could get accident preg is hot
Sunny S17e02 was waaaaaaay better...
>>40914154I do it because I have daddy issues>>40914137sounds dumb straight men would say having sex with men is for women, does that make all gay men actually trannies?
>>40914107I'm a college teenie-aticien. I help heal daddy issues in 19 year old twinks.
>>40914191doing God's work, son. good on you
>>40914191show me your magical healing wand
oh yeah? explain oviposition mpreg as being "tranny" then, i'll wait.
>>40914191What about mom issues too?
>>40914191I'm in my early thirties but look young would you still beat me up and rape me
https://www.tiktok.com/@casual_everyday_w/video/7278184093353872683
>>40913565When i actually enjoyed the game it was smoke, rook, pulse, thatcher, and thermite. When it started going downhill i just started playing shields to meme on people
>>40912007in my 40s and only fuck 18-19yo twinks keep coping they crave daddy dick
>>40914277Why are you going to kill yourself?
>>40914154>prison slang among blacks....I notice it doesn't sayhwatit was slang *for*.
S17e02 Sunny also turned me on to a move I might like. I recognized one of the extras and googled him and went through the wiki tour.
Hey guys.. I’m back. Don’t worry haters I’m only back temporarily. This is just a relapse.My treatmeant ain’t going well… today I’m feeling really violent. I want to attack someone violently and aggressively. But I need to control my desires. God wouldn’t want me to attack others. The lord is great. God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers.
>>40914311>>40914291
>>40914277How much do you spend monthly twink-wise?
>>40914296In prison slang, "daddy" refers to a dominant, older, or more powerful inmate who provides physical protection and potentially sexual companionship to a more vulnerable inmate, who may be called a "kid" or "girl". This role is characterized by a position of authority and security within the prison hierarchy.
>>40914335I’m not? I’d never do that. I love myself too much >>40914363>implying he’s paying prostitutes to have sex with him Lmaoooo
>>40914372Why pretend to be different people?
>>40914364Well that answers that then.
>>40914384Sis I think you’re having paranoid delusions again. Seek help <3
>>40914384
>>40914397>>40914398>>40914384
>>40914408Clapping can I ask you something? How do you feel about freshie who’s in his 40s but hooking up with teen twinks? Are you jealous?
>>40914398This is freshieanon?
If you have grey hair and you sleep with freshies it should be the death penalty
>>40913756Ugh
>>40914467you'd probably do the same if it was a signed rare pokemon card
Sleep with an 18 year old death row instantly
>>40914474Its immoral if the top is like 40+ but I think death row is a bit extreme. Prison is enough
>>40914480I agree with the death penalty for pedophilia
>>40914444its apostle
>>40914441No.
Whom will you lust after when you're fifty?
>>40914489Me too. If the bottom is a child (younger than 18) this should be punished very hard
>>40914498They are all the same?
>>40914498Oh hi Shiza! Long time no see. How are you doing?
>>40914504Other fifty year olds duh and they can not go after younger guys that should be illegal
Omg shiza I realised something while I was in rehab.. you and I are more alike than you’d think. And that’s why we sometimes clash. We are too alike.
I imagine shows like to catch a predator but then the predator is executed on television for everyone to watch
>>40914514no, freshienon is in NYapostle/xan are in AFRICA
Without trial
>>40914531But I like fucking 50 year olds. I respect my elders!
>>40914542I want this with animal abusers too. Public executions. That's the best Pic of your cat.
>>40914553Animals were made for eating more pain = more flavorful animals
>>40914472the hell do you think I am
You could kill one (1) trip.
>>40914579I wouldn’t kill any one of them. I’m not a sociopathic monster.
>>40914579Cheeza for being a nazi
I would have her die like George Floyd see how she likes it
>>40914610based
>>40914610That would be very symbolic because she hates black people
well im not a fent enjoyer so id prolly be fine not that that would ever happen to me
>>40914610From a drug od?
>>40914685From having his throat crushed.
tops are predators, bottoms are prey
>>40914712Only in bed. Bottoms can be predators too in their personal life I mean like if they’re violent and such
>>40914579traps won
>>40914709come on now
https://youtu.be/qd39zSY9F04?si=tHJlyQ_BdMD4lxlf
>>40914579dont choose dan cus AIDs gonna do it on its own. natural selection
>>40914474extremely based take from mr pancakes
Even if George Floyd was on fentnyl that doesn't mean anything because I've been on fentnyl and it's just like any other drug and honestly the police probably gave him a heart attack by scaring him and the police should have listened to I can't breathe and got him an ambulance
Shiza is engaging in digital blackface
How do you tell a dude that you basically want to be his bottom? Serious answers
>>40914041i dont know ur discord shiza. maybe i will if u gimme it idk
Honest thoughts
>>40914797I don't usually he just pokes it in there himself
One time a guy pushed his vibrator all the way inside me I think on purpose and it got stuck and then he kicked me out of his apartment with it still inside me vibrating I had to walk to the library and shit it out
>>40914685>>40914765>>40914784George Floyd was restrained, handcuffed, laying on the ground, and Derek Chauvin leaned his knee on his neck after George said he couldn't breathe, after he became unresponsive and after multiple people told him to stop. You piece of shit.
Now I'm always wondering what other people have inside them in public
>>40914797
>>40914489Making a guy moan is fucking hot
Oh God, can you make my heart stop?Hit me with your kill shot, babyI mean it so seriousGod, can you make my heart stop?Honey, with your kill shot, babyI mean it so serious
>>40913486My body type is somewhere between bear and otter mode and have the intimidating presence perk
>>40914859post it and baby face too
>>40914096that wasnt me that was some other anon replying
What brown people don't know about being white is it's very difficult because you gets dirt on your skin and it shows up like smears
i have social anxiety + internal homophobia and i would prefer to not be outed unless necessary
>>40914489>>40914840I did not mean to reply to you
>>40914797Say stuff like “my corpus belong to you. You can use it as you please”
>>40914885
>>40914875Being white in the 21sy century ain’t easy either. It’s a struggle too. People have a lot of judgement and prejudice towards whites today.
I always see people in burkahs when I go outside like this is Saudi Arabia but no it's Canada
shiva would die from opium od bc her chinese bf wanted to get strung out together
>>40914923shiza* my b
i think being a bi bottom sucks
ziggers are now furries...
>>40914709you not say 'I cant breathe' when you are suffocating
My care giver told me not to wear high heels around the muslims
Already we are losing our rights to islam
Trying to jerk it by the pool but this one bee won't leave me alone :/
>>40914840daddy
>>40914870Nah, I've had gay guys hit on me before and even though I'm bi they weren't my typeMight start a onlyfans as a side business Imagine tom hardy bane but a little taller and without steroids
>>40914984it knows your sweeter than honey
>>40914984i once was at my uni's olympic swimming pool all alone and then a class of grade schooler's showed up on a f ield trip or something and I had to quickly put my speedo back on
>>40914977>>40914919I like bacon, bussy and hot girls. I hope all those towelheads and kikes die.>>40914934I like femdom but my bicurious thoughts make me wanna be a top
>>40914948Some people do. If you're for real, I'm sorry but you have a poor point of view.
>>40914801drowsy_nym
Make a new thread please.
>>40915059make your own
>>40915029Same
>>40915070No I don’t want to. It’s too much work. Someone else should do it, please.
>>40915041added u
>>40914930eating cow shit is religious thing too
I am making the new thread (I'm not)
>>40915096It's not humble nor wise to speak about things you don't know about.
MAKE A NEW THREAD SERVANT.
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