my parents are unaware that i transitioned and got ffs and they’re trying to come visit me because they’re “worried”
Are u cute
when they arrive pretend to be your girlfriend and make up some excuses for why he can't be there
>>40930135Oh no how embarrassing! Anyway..
>>40930140depends on the day, and i definitely wasn’t before transitioning. regardless they’d probably yelp upon seeing me.
>>40930154actual suifuel though. i have recurring nightmares about this where im in my family home and dive behind the couch or throw a blank over my face so they can’t seek me.
seriously, do you have a career?can you call them 2 hours before they arrive and tell them that there's an emergency at the firm and I've gotta get on a fight to vegas for a company conference in 30 minutes and if I don't go I'll lose my job and I don't know when I'll be back and I'm in the uber right now there's no time to discuss?and then when your parents hurriedly arrive at your door the only person there is your girlfriend in a lot of makeup and a dress introducing herself?
Ffs is gonna be shocking op no matter what. Just tell them over the phone before they see you so they can adjust their expectations. Save urself having their initial expressions burned into ur retina
>>40930204wow! >>40930206i mean i would probably do that if i planned on actually letting them see me at all but its too embarrassing desu. it’d be one thing if i were a twink or effeminate pretrans but i kinda wasn’t.
Tell them you were in a horrible accident and lost ur arm and when you went to the hospital they found aggressive cancer and had to start you on chemo immediately. When they see u you can just come clean. Itll seem less schoking compaatively
>>40930257tell them that you had testicular cancer and if you didn't transition you would have died
>>40930257not so bad idea
ghosting your parents that worry about you
>>40930284my relationship with my parents is complicated. like they definitely care but they’ve kinda been mildly domineering and not super affectionate and regardless of how ungrateful it is being around them has always made me nervous.
