Spiderverse Edition>QOTT: You are your city's next Spiderman. What are the most common crimes you will be fighting in your area?>QOTT2: Would you keep your superhero identity private?>QOTT3: Would you ever use your powers for evil?Previous: >>40913170
>>40935705>qottshoplifting and knife crime most likely>qott2yes but i would probably end up telling a few people close to me>qott3YES
>>40935705>QOTTDrug crimes>QOTT2Yes but I'd get high and accidentally tell my sister>QOTT3Everyone would
>>40935705The last two of these were perfect I am crossing my fingers with everything I have that they put in the effort to ace the next one so we can achieve a perfect trilogyEverybody please take a moment to feel pity and distress on my behalf as I grieve famous actor and my boyfriend in my head Terence Stamp who is now fucking dead. This shit isn't fair I never boned him even once how can I ever move on
>ftms be like "AAAAAAAA I WAS GENETICALLY BLESSED WITH SUPPLE DOUBLE D'S, BROODMARE HIPS, AMPLE FAT RESERVES, FAIR SKIN, THICK HAIR, SMALL SKULL, SMALL HANDS AND FEET! AAAAAA IM GOING INSANE!!!!!!"
>>40936029Out of all this I just have thick hair
>>40936050Grow it out like Rasputin then and go full goth, if not do whatever Chad Michael Murray is doing with his hair to hair mog the baldies. Use your gift
Hypothetically speaking, if I wanted a aap he/him lesbian partner, where would I find one?(Asking for a friend...haha)
>>40936144I hate chasers so fuck you, but try open mic night at your local bars until you find one gay leaning and then camp out there until you find one who plays guitar and is desperate for a woman's touch
>>40936291Well strictly speaking it would be a t4t relationship and I take the view that trans people cannot be chasers.But I respect your opinion.
>>40936311AAP lesbian willing to date a tranny is a really hard ask, good luck out there. But why not just date a trans man at that point?
>>40936329>But why not just date a trans man at that point?Well I do consider myself a lesbian. Just one of those weird ones that is into he/him lesbians. I would not date a typical trans guy because I respect their gender identity and my own lesbianism.AAP lesbians just fall into a special category of their own, and I happen to be hopelessly into them.>AAP lesbian willing to date a tranny is a really hard askAll of the ones I have come across have been exclusively into cis women, I admit. Heartbreaking, but I'm willing to roll the dice on that not being a universal feature.
>>40935705>QOTTdrug cartels, gun point robbery, kidnapping, human trafficking, murdering, bro I don't want to tell the whole criminal code here I'm latin american >QOTT2I don't want to be burned on car tires >QOTT3I don't think I would have any choice here
>>40936144heyt. hehim lesbian
>>40936577I'm from latam too
>>40936429All very fair. If you can’t find love here, I’d try your luck with she/theys. I know some who look pretty butch and seem they’d more likely to date trans women than the transmascbians I’ve come across.Cons are they might poon out on you, but I suppose the transmascbians carry that risk as well.
I wish I wasn't obviously both retarded and physically unfit. My anorexic friend says he could beat my ass because of how much I fall down.
>>40936868What are you doing to try and work on those things? Have you tried going to the gym or doing some sort of physical therapy?
>>40935705Qott1: Someone stole a couple logs from a cabin construction site.Qott2: yeah probably, not like anyone would know I exist lolQott3: not evil, but not explicitly good either
>>40936029>mtfs be like WAAAAHHH I GOT BLESSED WITH LINEBACKER SHOULDERS, SMALL HIPS, AND BEING 6'3 WAAAAHHH IM GOING INSANE!
>>40938097damn stray shots poonbro TAT that was obviously a chaser
>>40938174I know, I'm just trying to lay out the absurdity of their statement
>>40938193We should always be nice to trans women because I like them
>>40938254Why? Geniune question.
>>40938649Broken bird type thing? When I see a fellow trans man I sympathize in the sense that, look at this poor baby dicked cucked by life bottom of the barrel rat bastard, we sure are going through it and always will be to some degree. When I see a woman who has gone through the horror that I've gone through, knowing everything is worse for women, and she's gonna get shit on worse, and her results are less likely to be what she wants, my heart bleeds for her happiness. I still see her the way she wants to be seen if it doesn't work out for her because, well poor her the odds were against her. If she passes really well then I'm super proud of her and relieved it worked outSo basically I'm really patronizing I guess
>>40936577>drug cartelsi never thought i'd have another trannies from BR here
>>40935773>mostly stopping knife crimeeasy Spiderman W>>40935876>getting high>fighting drug crimes
>>40935705>1idk what crime is common in my area but people being attacked i suppose. >2yes but not to close friends>3not evil per se but i would steal a bunch of money for myself. only stealing from richoids of course
>>40940018How are you gonna launder the dtolen money?
>>40935705>>QOTT1Probably stealing or drunk driving. I don't know much about the city I'm in, I just work here>>QOTT2Yes 100%>>QOTT3Yes 100%I need to get done with my job so I can finally buy a gun and shoot myself in a forest. I'll never afford surgery, I'll never be a cis man, so life is fucking pointless. I can't stand waking up and seeing my body. I may be somewhat stealth but that illusion can so easily be broken and I will be exposed as an afably wombyn LARPing as a sad excuse for a man. Anyway I've been listening to Svalestup's new EP while pounding busch lights and ripping american spirits and I highly recommend you do the same.
>>40935705eh i dont like super heroes or neither be one.
he literally looks like how i wish i looked like.
>>40935705>qottprobably date rape and carjacking>qott2 i'd try to but i'd i think i'd be bad at it>qott3absolutely yes
Is 25 too late to move and go to uni? I have the money to do so. I wasted an opportunity when I was 19 to do this so it feels wrong, sinful, even arrogant to do it now. Is it morally better to just accept that I've lost out on a better life? I also don't know what I would even major in. I'm too dumb for comp sci or any of the hard sciences.
>>40940649Do it, if you're a dutiful student and proactive in finding different activities on campus it'll be the most formative period of your life outside of early development. You'll get to ask questions about how the world works with people who are qualified to answer for their specific subject and you'll spend time with people who are the most passionate and time invested in a specific extracurricular they will ever be in their life. It's a bubble where you'll have the most concentrated time to develop your mind and interests and valuesBiggest warning about college: be careful who you fuck
>>40940649You should probably go. Unlocks more jobs.I would look into what’s in high demand in your area and be open to trades if that’s an option.Going to echo everyone else who works in CS currently: not even worth getting into it right now.
>>40940931Trades arent a free ticket to 100k+ salaries. Anon should probably just stay the course atp. 7 years out of highschool is too long to actually remember anything you'd need to get a degree. They would just be wasting their time and others money.
>>40941025You dont need to remember anything from highschool to go to college lol
does anyone else pretend to be slavic or generally some eastern european
>>40941159On here or in general?
>>40941159i don't try to but this has somehow always been the conclusion people make about me
>>40941159Why would you?
