q4t: do you like bald guys?q4c: are you bald? would you consider being bald? would you wear a bald cap for your tranner?PREVIOUS: >>40938822
I shave my headt. chaser
>>40942494>q4c: are you bald? would you consider being bald? would you wear a bald cap for your tranner?I shave my head
I want to lick and kiss and make out with SRS pussy
>>40942500>>40942503WOA I can't believe there's two of you in a row right at the start of the thread i knew you guys needed an appreciation thread.... tell me more about it is it a lot of work? there's maintenance involved right? i heard there's like a particular technique to get it smooth and shiny instead of matte? something to do with oil?
>>40942514I just shave it with a razor every 2-3 days and shower each day. That's my maintenance.
same as my brother chaser above, sometimes I use a bit lotion if scalp feels dryalso careful to wear hats in the sunbest polish is tranner saliva
>>40942525that seems pretty manageable! is it a hassle to shave or is just the same as face? i guess it's a big surface area and harder to see?
it is easy to feel if I missed a spot, above the ears can be a little trickerneed tranner gf for proper inspect
>>40942530oh right right I forgot it's a huge struggle to avoid sunburn on it i had heard it's a pain.... hats always look so stylish on bald guys tho so I guess it's not really a loss. i wonder if there's sun protection products specifically for the scalp... do one of you lovely boys want to be the face of my new business venture
is it possible to die from being too ugly
>>40942538here is a better idea for you — conditioner for balding men that also acts as sun protectionDon’t say a chaser never helped you out
>>40942536i see.... hair stuff is definitely like that i my ex and I used to cut and bleach each other's hair and it's a pain switching to doing it solo... but still manageable!>>40942542no!!!!
>>40942532I do it by the feel of it, I've been shaving for near 15 years now so it isn't a hassle. The biggest hurdle was to find the best razor to do the shaving with, some razors would accidentally and suddenly peel the top portion of the skin and a few times I took off a good decent slice off the top of my head with different razors. Like 3 inches/~8cm slice the width of the razor. Fortunately it never left permanent marks or scarring because it's just the topmost layer but still fucking hell it feels horrible.
>>40942542you’re problem will be living forever because so beautiful
>>40942546WAIT THAT'S GENIUS we're gonna be rich I'm gonna show back up in this thread in a couple months throwing wads of cash around. if i win we all win
>cut and bleach each other's hairsmells like transbian
>>40942547thats sad>>40942552if you saw me irl you would probably punch me
>>40942549that's terrifying!!!!! crazy amount of skin to remove!!! i guess it's kind of a different razor situation than face shaving? i wonder what specific attributes make a razor better or worse for it... it would be fun to design one specifically for the purpose
>>40942553just remember a chaser helped you
>>40942557if I saw you irl I would give you a flirty smile
>>40942556you know it baby. you can have that too tho. im equal opportunity and I'm trained in a wide range of skills. I've genuinely thought about enrolling in the beauty school near me when I have some free time I already do most of that stuff regularly all the time for friends and stuff so it would be cool to get a cert in case I need a job off it down the line
>>40942563i will! thank you i appreciate it a lot <3
>>40942572I would like to cuck a transbian dating a cis woman solely for the sake of slowly seducing the transbian and then us both ditching the cis girlThe seduction would start by making sure I helped give her aftercare
>>40942568you wouldnt. you would be disappointed and disgusted
>>40942584extremely high concept. i endorse it. anything to get men to do aftercare
>>40942588I would be charmed and mesmerized>>40942602I love aftercare almost as much as foreplay
personally I believe a chaser bf could have saved her
>>40942622you could have saved her
>>40942628I wish I had a chance to do it (boyremove her)
>>40942618dreamy...>>40942622could a chaser bf save me
>>40942635I good relationship can. a bad one well leave you just as sad or worse off
>>40942635emphatically yes
idc what the media wants us to believe Robin was a cutie pie I wish she had not hurt anyone and I wish she had not hurt herself but I really feel bad for her and I wish me or some other chaser could have helped her not ruin her or anyone else’s lofe
>>40942640i see. i guess my current approach of keeping my standards high is probably the right one. all this waiting around is such a pain though... holding a body pillow just isn't the same :(>>40942644waow I hope u are right
>>40942654being with you would def fix me, too
bronya who is the guy you used for OP picrel
>>40942494>are you baldno>would you consider being bald?no>would you wear a bald cap for your tranner?no. i have nice hair
i am feeling very sad at no bf>q4ti have never been with a bald guy but i have no issue with it! i think i'd want him to have a nice beard though
>>40942663do you think so? im never sure i worry im hard to deal with. but i guess i expect good communication and im patient to talk through things with so it could be good for some people? not sure>>40942670that's pierluigi collina! i was rushing so he was the only hot bald guy I could think of sorry
if dubs bronya will be forced to cum!
>>40942686I think we both want kindness, understanding, commitment, validation, thoughtfulness, and plenty of physical affectionI think we could give each other all those things and make each other happy and be reliable partners, trusting that we’ll stick it out because even though we can both be hard to get along with at times, it’s all worth it to take each other’s hand and stand together in this world
>>40942685will you be my gf in this thread for a while?
Got drunk and came out as bi to my long distance childhood friend over the phone last nightI only remember pieces of the conversation and it was an hour and eight minutes lmaoReally should've done that sober but oh well I'm sure it was fine
>>40942695it's over. i will never cum again>>40942704i think that's really beautiful. that makes a lot of sense to me I think. let's do our best
>>40942713Agreed! Now about that blowjob
the pretty local news lady posted a pic in her bikini joking about posting her feet for free. these are cool times.
>>40942718i am a little out of practice but I will do my best. from what I have studied it's mostly about maximising tooth to glans contact
>>40942711okay ;_;what exactly does that involve
>>40942730>pushes on bedOkay tell me if that feels good
>>40942494I am balding Alright hairline but thinning and a bit of a vertex baldspot coming in which is a killer It's cringe Buzzing my hair short in the next few days for easier topical fin/min application plus it'll be a better look while it's thinIf not enough improvement in a year I'll just commit to cueballI have the beard and headshape for it but having hair is nice, want to try to keep it first but I know the coping stage is cringe as hellSo here's to hoping cis man gender affirming drugs work well for me
>>40942732pretend we’re hanging out in a room with all these other posters and we’re sitting next to each other and I sort of move closer so our legs are touching
>>40942732>>40942741YO THESE NIGGAS BOUTA HAVE GAY SEX
>>40942728can be cured by chaser’s kiss
>>40942741thats nice ;_;i would probably rest my head on your shoulder. one of the nice things about having a bf, i think, is hanging out with a lot of people like you describe. and when it gets a bit much you can just get cozy next to him and it feels like you're just in a little bubble together and its very comforting.
>>40942746omg the illusion of hanging out with other people when you’re trying to really hang out with your crush is now complete
>>40942750if I get up to go to the kitchen I will first ask if you want anything while up but I won’t ask anyone but you
>>40942747
>>40942757if it were a party I'd ask for the pink wine I bought and a straw. I hope you're ready to deal with future drunk messy me at 3am
>>40942771don’t get drunk babe I want to follow around later
>>40942771>>40942773*fool around
meow
>>40942786purrrrrr
>>40942786need a 30 tranner like this!
>>40942786thats a female skeleton. trannies dont have those
>>4094279630 yo tranner ***
I must have gotten old because I don't like the idea of having a tranner gf with cat ears or a maid outfit for that matter
skeletonmoding rn
>>40942806this is normal and healthyi once had a guy say he wanted to buy me something sexy and sent me a list of nasty cheap outfits like this and it was such a turn off>>40942773aww like a puppy>>40942777...oh wait>>40942798are you a tranny or are you a chaser who doesn't like us or are you a tourist
it so warm
>>40942811im none of those. im a man
>>40942798Must be sad to live in a world where you think this is true ngl
>>40942816pls don’t say all that nonsense you are one of the cutest girls who has ever posted here
>>40942815yeah, I had to keep taking cold showers everyday to cool down
>>40942826i was talking about myself. youngshits and luckshits have female skeletons but i dont. can i kill myself>>40942827not true at all
>>40942798steal one and then diy bone replacement
>>40942827ohhh so shes self hating. sad but explains the skeleton comment>>40942816i hope you get better soon
>>40942826WHO??
>>40942831thats not real>>40942833i cant get better, ive been irreparably damaged by male puberty and now im waiting for death
>>40942830it is very and extremely true>>40942833bro she is notoriously beautiful
i want a pet skeleton
i want a pet tranny
I want to pet a tranner curled up in my lap
I LOVE TRANNIES
>>40942841i mean other anon thinks you look fine. its true you can't rewind time and transition earlier but i think outside of the most turbo bricked 50 year old transitioners skeleton stuff is rarely as big a deal as we feel it might be. you just have to take control of the things you can change (hrt, gym, looking after yourself, effortmax) and find some peace about what you can't. its like im painfully aware of how my breastbone is a bit more expanded out than, say, >>40942826. but i can't change that. so instead i got thicc and pretty and literally nobody else notices the tiny bone differences that used to make me want to die
well paid tranny wife who pays the rent and buys me video games to play all day and also cooks and cleans for me
>>40942858niggas really want the tranny mommy gf so badly
>>40942811How is it a turn off to dress for your man(i guess your chaser in this case). Wouldn't it make sense to give some slutty outfits a go till u2 find the best ones? U looking to friendzone ppl even as a T. This gotta be some next level selfish behavior not to mention it's a win-win for both regardless of outcome.
made the mistake of thinking about the genitals of the chaser. it's been so long i don't even remember what they smell like. drifted off into fantasy instead of getting out of bed... i wanna bury my face in them... i wanna worship them... i want to get married to them and spend every day trying to make them happy...
>>40942863i don't have to get up yet right let me dream about it for a little longer
>>40942811>aww like a puppy>…oh waitwell I will follow you around like a puppy for sure
>>40942861my mom's gonna kick me out of the house when i turn 25 (im 23 now) so im trying to be proactive and find a tranny to pay my bills
>>40942862???i literally had sex with this man i was not friendzoning him lol. he wasn't a chaser either.>Wouldn't it make sense to give some slutty outfits a go till u2 find the best ones?this is what im saying like i love lingerie. i even did some lingerie modeling for a small-time tailor once like i love 'dressing for my man'. he just didn't have taste
>>40942863unless this is bronya you are welcome to smell my cock and balls as much as you want and I will pet your hair while you enjoy
>>40942843stop gassing me up, itll make me look bad when people see what i actually look like>>40942856hrt does nothing and i cant put in the effort to do the other stuff bc i know it would only make things marginally better. nothing will fix me having no hips, wide shoulders, a giant skull, man hands and feet, huge ribcage, and generally being a brick. its already over but thanks for trying
>>40942862also>even as a Tthank you for saying the quiet part out loud.>>40942868lol cute
>>40942876When I first saw your pics I was head over heels for you and I’m still in love
>>40942876okay sorry skill issue then. i hope you get well soon.
>>40942881>lol cuteit’s just cause I like how you smell dummy ugh
odds replay Elden ringevens go for a walk
>>40942837me!>>40942830I'm not a youngshit or a luckshit I just paid to have my ribs shattered and put into a corset so I could be hot (rib remodeling) and then I did a lot of barbell hip thrusts so my ass got bigthe sky is the limit
>>40942874sigh... i guess my reputation here is pretty shot huh. np as long as I keep doing my best with pure intentions they'll shine through eventually it's okay if im misunderstood
>>40942893i smell like coconuts apparentlyokay question for you, my thread bfi have been looking at getting a perfume called sex and jasmine by libertine.> The intoxicating aroma of swollen jasmine blooms linger over silken vanilla sheets. The midnight sweat has half erased our floral masks and we collapse, panting triumphant into our animal selvesthis is the slightly wanky notes from the brand. apparently its meant to smell floral and sweet but have this back note of like, sex? lmao. like its not exactly smelling like sex but rather has sort of bodyily notes, like sweat or spit. do you think thats weird? i think its kind of cool
>>40942900is this a good time to say that 0 is technically neither odd nor even
>>40942901>me!my God you are wonderfully gorgeous
>>40942901>me!holy fuck you're hot. that is all. the end
>>40942884im sorry im not as good as you think i am :(>>40942888i wont>>40942901i dont have money for surgery and it wouldnt be enough but im glad it helped you
>>40942912zero is even, anon
i think im finally not delusional about passing and it feels bad
elden ring is based play elden ring
>>40942907I would prefer if you let me make you smell like sex by actually having sex with youI want to find you fresh and coconutty and leave you worn out and covered in nutI’d also say be wary of floral fragrances because they can be a bit overwhelming
>>40942901>me!drop your disc now beautiful!
>>40942494>q4tno not at all desu
>>40942925I’m sorry you’re sad today my sweet girl you really are extremely beautiful
DO NOT DROP YOUR DISC BEAUTIFUL TRANNER
>>40942939lmao this was a good answeri like floral fragrances, i think they needn't be overwhelming so long as its balanced by something. i really like daisy by marc jacobs as my like, general perfume for example. its sweet and bright and flowery but i think quite grounded once its settled onto your skin
>>40942907Get a sampler first or try in-person. All fragrances smell different on different people and musk ones are REALLY hit or miss when it comes to skin PH and stuff.>>40942912Zero is even because when you divide it by 2 you get an integer! it can be expressed as 2n (with n = 0) and therefore is even. It is not odd, as odd numbers are defined as numbers that cannot be defined as 2n (where n is an integer)>>40942920>>40942921Thank you~! Sorry to say that I just dropped in to the board today to look for something very specific after a 10-year hiatus that I plan on continuing afterwards so I won't be around>>40942942peppers_booty on the elon site. I mostly post weird furry shit though lmfaoalso I can feel the lunesta coursing through my veins goodnight ya'll
>>40942949ok thank you :(
>>40942963good luck to you, Helen of Troy!
>>40942963its soooo hard to find libertine samples ;_;I've looked everywhere and none of the stores near me stock it. so sad
>>40942964It’s okay to feel sad but keep in mind that I love you and so do a lot of other people and we’ll love you still when this sadness passes
>>40942926>>40942963a you are correct my bad. got too deep in the weeds of number theory. i was reading stuff about 'zero is not a number but rather a category of numbers' and I feel like it's permanently mindbroken me
>>40942955I would like to test fragrances with you here’s what I propose let me spray some on and then we’ll roll around passionately for 20 min and see what it smells like then
>>40942974idk if it will pass but ok
>>40942932its rollslop tho
>>40942981it will it always does just hold fast
>>40942972i honestly think libertine are overhyped :x i like a really animalistic sexual fragrance but I get them from people who actually fuck. specifically there's a lot of really cool furries making beautiful indie perfumes that are insanely good for the price point if that's something you're comfortable withbut yes I also really want to smell that one in particular it sounds really gorgeous
>>40942982kinda true yea. still fun most of the time
>>40942955Try Daisy Love by marc jacobs if you like Daisy. Also, try Ellis Brooklyn - Florist. It makes you smell like you work at a cute flower shop.I've had the most luck with gourmands tho. Men LOVE it when you smell like a bakery. Try The 7 Virtues Vanilla Woods, Commodity Gold, Replica Coffee break, or Replica By The Fireplace.To split the difference between floral and gorumand, try Love, Don't Be Shy By Kilian.>>40942969yessir!>>40942975Please don't remind me about the existence of set theory (I know it's essential, that's just the one math class I blew ass doing)
why is it always the tranner dressing up for the chaser and not the other way around. i wanna put a boy in ouji lolita
>>40942988oooh wait I'm >>40942991put me on to this shitall the indie perfumes I've seen are just diluted oil extracts
>>40942542Sitting at my desk rn fantasizing about having a cute boyfriendChaser btw
Why does stu call herself ugly? she's like pretty cute, she just eats very brown/grey food.
>>40942991can i get a free dick rating babe?
>>40942988honestly they just don't stock them at all in the UK it seems :')the only lady who even knew what i was talking about immediately grimaced and looked at me like i was some sort of harlot for asking about it which was funny. i think i will just have to bite the bullet and buy a bottle as i'll otherwise spend my whole life wondering what it smelt like. i'll report back once i've got it!interesting that you think they are overhyped, i've never actually tried them (for the above reasons). but ya sex and jasmine specifically just sounded exactly like the sort of thing i was looking for and seems rly idk indulgent and cheeky and fun
>>40942963>peppers_bootyomg your gock it's juist perfect, since it's uncut!Where i can chat with you? You are just too beautiful...
>>40942991i love set theory!!! that's what I'm best at! np ill do all the set theory if you do all the calculus
>>40943000repping?
>>40943011Nope, honestly didn't even mean to reply to that person, must've clicked their post earlier. I think I'm just bi.
>>40942991omg absolute queen ty for the recs xi'll give them a look :))> Men LOVE it when you smell like a bakery.this is rly cute actually. i've not tried anything like that before
>>40943006she’s par for the course beautiful tranner with poor self image
i've come to the sad realization that Dross femboys do not exist irl
>>40943018are you kinda feminine?
>>40942884Guilty of this as well. Unironically hate it.
>>40943009Average /b/ chaser
>>40943056am i gay if i jerk off to gay porn but have never fucked a guy?
It would've been way easier if he never liked me back
>>40942999 ok listen i usually don't put people onto this stuff at all cause obviously you gotta be pretty out there to even consider something like this. but if you look past the branding these are some of the most interesting perfumes I've ever come across. just. click at your own risk. a lot of them are designed specifically for wearing during sex but i am NOT getting any and i still wear them. some of them are filthier than others but they're generally pretty raunchy. you won't find these on fragrantica. extreme nsfw warning lmao huffaromas.com
>>40943008LMAO getting slutshamed for libertine is so funny... blind buying is the worst but yeah I'm UK too and I've never managed to find it. please do report back im extremely curious
>>40943066maybe half gay. its ok. i wonder when youll evolve to full gay
>>40943066not at allyou’re gay if you see men irl like at the grocery store that you want to fuck or get fucked by
>>40943009DMs should be open on the elon hellsite>>40943010fuckin bet but only if I get to play toys with the linear algebra also>>40943019it works SO well. You remind them of all their birthdays and cute little trips with their parents to bakeries and special occasions just by existing. It's really hard to go wrong with. Gourmands also stick to your clothes extra strong so soon enough if he ever steals your shirt it'll smell like your perfume for at least 3 months if not more. Also you smell like food and men love food.Just be careful if you buy a rep from Dossier or something. Dossier automatically subscribes you to a 40 a month bullshit secret subscription. you can also try all the ones I mentioned in Sephora! try them on the little sample thing and if you like it try it on your skin and smell after 5 minutes to see how it plays with your specific skin.>>40943068oh I love the branding of huff aromas!! I'm a fursuiter that makes porn in-suit I'm not gonna think that's weird lmao.Any in particular you recommend? i've always been nervous to try since I didn't want to smell like lion puss in the convention for the rest of the day
>>40943068lmao nta, i was the other person you rec'd, but this link is fantastic ty so much for sharing. i think im gonna get coffee break for not smutty reasons and then just go all in and get something naughty for the bedroom lol
>>40943035Fuck no lmao. By cute I mean on the twinky side preferably
>>40943083Fursuit girl how old are you? I just need to make sure you’re not someone I know because if you are I have to block her
>>40943094ah you’re just straight and lonely
>>40943006She's too sad to realize just how cute she is.
>>40943098Feminine men are still men thoughbeit
>>4094309628
>>40943006i love my grey foods
>>40943098Lonely? A little bit. Straight? Not particularly.>>40943104True
>>40943083okay you've sold me. see >>40943072. something i rly appreciate about men is getting in their head in ways like this and how silly it makes them. so yes this sounds perfect.there is no sephora in the UK sadly but i shall do some investigations tyty>>40943072omg another UK girlie hiiiiii. what region are you in? im south west and its dead here
>>40943108Thanks. I’m genuinely so relieved right now.
>>40943114Babe I’m sorry hungry what kind of food would you recommend for someone who loves you?
>>40943116Salt?
>>40943083absolutely yes linalg is a rare luxury I would never deprive someone ofoh thank god I never know what frame of reference people are working from here I don't want to like. expose them to shit they're not ready to handle you know what I mean. not as like some optics thing it's just unpleasant for everyone you know what I meani have home depot blowjob and the unclothed version of mark's stank vibe! mark is really wearable it mostly reminds me of like wine gums it's sweet and rich but still has that animalistic feeling on the back of it. home depot is definitely more nasty and I've had people find it genuinely unpleasant but I really like it.... something about that bathroom cleaner sharpie vibe gives it something weirdly high fashion to me it makes me feel like I'm in Berlin leaving the sex club to head to a fashion show from some brand you've never heard of. but yeah they're for sure generally way more wearable than you would expect they're totally day to day viable. just be aware that they are HEAVY and oil based you'll get crazy scent payoff but it's gonna hang around on your clothes and skin for a week at minimum>>40943087i hope you like them! they're genuinely my favourite perfume brand right now but they're obviously basically impossible to recommend LMAO
>>40943140gosh you really sell them hard :')how did you come across them can i ask?>but they're obviously basically impossible to recommend LMAOlmao yes i can see why ahahah>>40943130yes hiiii
>>40943116im in scotland! i don't have anything to complain about i do fine but obviously. the politics of it all lately is a little stressful. since I live somewhere relatively cool and trendy there's a couple local indie perfume places with physical stores which I love more than anything im always the first one in there when they drop something new. but yeah the scene here for that stuff is different for sure
bronya is posting off trip?
yes she made the thread even
>>40943147Heheh check discord
oh wait while we have perfume otaku in the thread does anyone have recs with incense notes? i want something real religious for layering. i use lush breath of god right now but im thinking I need to try out some of the stuff coming from the middle eastern perfume houses apparently they have incense notes on lock >>40943147a friend who is way cooler than me put me onto them! generally the case with anything interesting about me LMAO im shameless about it surrounding yourself with cool people is honestly a great substitute for developing your own personalityplease take my shilling for them with a grain of salt my meds just hit and I'm very enthusiastic about everything right now ;;
>>40943157do white girls have sex with hung non-white men and have mixed race children?
>>40943157FUCK IS MY TRIP OFF I turned it off to make the thread and forgot to turn it back onwhatever maybe I'll just post anon today. or would that be too annoying for the people who have me filtered? I'll go back tomorrow I just want to see if it makes me shitting up the thread constantly a little more bearable
>>40943168omg did you make the comment about floral perfumes? :')i was like hmmm im sure i remember someone saying this to me before... hahaim just shitposting whilst making breakfast. i'll get on disc when im back at my desk and get back to you properly <3>>40943156oh! icic. i have a few friends up there, even a few from board. got me wondering if we know one another already! did you ever post in britfeel?>>40943174lol noted ty for the warning
>>40943176what's wrong with you? you're clearly white and weird about all that.
>>40943182Turn it back on please, I'm pretty sure I see you talking about furry ballsweat cum fragrance
>>40943083>DMs should be open on the elon hellsitei just sent you a dm on there then!
>>40943183i do not! i post here and on /vg/ and that's it. sometimes /r9k/ but I'm trying to not be such a femcel. im sure we have mutual friends everyone here knows everyone else
>>40943188it could be absolutely anyone posting about that.... you have no proof it's me....
>>40943022Misread this as poor food image and agreed
>>40943192ah icic. i do not post on r9k these days but before it was an incel nest it had some comfy threads like britfeel. scottish lass used to post there and i was wondering if you were her!nice to meet you anyways
>>40943157Thanks for the heads up. I was just about to post my big fat stomach, and now I know not to
>>40943202nice to meet you! >>40943204you can try and hide it but you can only avoid me for so long. the arc of chasergen is long but it bends towards bronya. because of my strong gravitational pull
>>40943140Taking notes thank u musk perfume anon >>40943168i’m actuality dying from sleeping meds ans about to fall asleep for real, what’s the disc>>40943119yw bubby
>>40943216ohhhh your bryona. ya we've spoke before i gave you some advice on something but i can't remember what. i think i told you off for calling yourself a man? or nb moding? or something. idk lol. i didn't know you were scottishalso how come everyone is seething at you
>>40943176kys maybe
I am having Hesburger for linner I had to come to town cuz I need a passport photo and a new id cardGonna have to pay extra to expedite my new id so I can sort out my tax issue so the tax man doesn’t withhold a third of my paycheck Dxit will be ok… deep breaths
bronya im very busy today, can you link me to ur top shitposts of this thread?
i hope it rains
>>40943196Okay bronya, name on, wish this place had ID's sometimes
>>40943218>what’s the discwe’re already connected I sent you a msg
>>40943223if I'm remembering you right I think it was voice advice! it helped me out a lot but I still have a long way to go. yeah I'm always on some shit with gender stuff i get it's probably annoying... people get mad at me in here cause I post a LOT and have a very strict zero chud policy. i definitely can see how it would drive someone crazy to use a thread that's like 50% me if they don't like me im trying to cut down on the posts a little... but i have so much to say all the time...
Imma say it Transbian fooking shites
bronya seems fun but she'd probably be unbearable, fake and really annoying after like 1 day
>>40943231sorry no shitposts today ive been very earnest and genuine all thread for some reason. it's nice i want to be more like that in future too>>40943237ill put mine on if you put on yours
>>40943247oh yes! that was it :)wanna post a voice clip im curious as to where you're at now.>I'm always on some shit with gender stuff i get it's probably annoying...takes a while to figure yourself out sometimes and you've not been transitioning long right? lots of copes to work through, don't sweat it.i get the posting a lot like i have in the past also used various generals as an outlet so i get it. honestly its a shame that other threads are so bad now, there used to be better options than chasergen for this kind of posting. but this is legit the only good general left now
>>40943250yea I get it im definitely not for everyone. i think i do a better job of coming across more genuine one on one and in person for sure for what it's worth but it's still something im working on a lot... but yeah I'm definitely pretty intense I'm cool with being the kind of person people either really love or really hate. i don't want to be wishy washy i want to say exactly what's on my mind at all times so I don't have any regrets!!! that's my way of life
Should I just assume every long paragraph is bronya?
>>40943261never
>>40943271Assume most of the retarded nonsense here is bronya, she's here basically all day.
>>40943262please do not judge i am in a very experimental stage of the process https://voca.ro/1mW8ccCjHnDAim pretty far into transition! coming up on 6 years hrt! idk I've always just generally been more fluid with that stuff I had a pretty good experience as a gay guy too and I've always been pretty light on dysphoria so it's fun to play around with stuff. but obviously I don't talk about that stuff much on here cause it's. you know.
>>40943268idk u come off as pretty false here. not very genuine, but it's almost like faux-genuine like you believe yourself to be genuine when it's not true
>>40943271you should assume every post is bronya. both here and on the trap thread>>40943276oh this is perfect actually can you just be bronya today and I'll be anon? i promise to take good care of your reputation
>>40943285I'm employed I'll be here for precisely five more minutes, so no.
>>40943283yeah I'm pretty worried about that stuff. i am truly saying what I think and feel in the moment but I think I still have my guard up so it comes across hollow. i think if i just keep working on letting people in more it'll work out in the end though? probably? i don't want to be a fake person at all that's not how i live my life so I'll keep trying until i get it
>>40943289>I'm employedHonestly never thought I'd hear you say this
feeling sad and alone
remember bronya can't cum until i roll dubs
>>40943295Is there anyone you can talk to?
>>40943295Same
>>40943289it's so over. good luck at work! don't forget boss makes a dollar I make a dime that's why I DM trannies on company time >>40943293LMAO >>40943297it's so over for me. there's no hope. im going to be more sexually frustrated in here than ever
>>40943299yeah but i bother them enough>>40943301sorry
bronya is one of the bnwo dudes in the trap thread?
>>40943306God shut the fuck up you retards no one cares go back
>>40943308>my tranny thread is better than your tranny thread!lawl
>>40943306yeahbronya, saltine, braith, sarah
Who dafuq is saltine?
>>40943319british transbian
Smoked out with my cock out
tiktok heard me talking to you all about wnba last night im in danger. i should watch a game basketball is really fun to watch cause it's so fast paced right. I don't really know the rules though>>40943306im all of them
wait is bronya no longer tripping
>>40943332no cumming either
>>40943123salmon with a honey mustard glaze
>>40943332ive also quit showering
>>40943282https://voca.ro/14xZLeMUdT9O>6 years hrtwhoa! okay sorry i was just getting confused then. i've been transitioning longer than you but you're more time on hrt than i am!but yeah dw i get you. seems to me you're doing a lot to make progress with a lot of things so you should be proud of yourself i think :)
>>40943311Yeah fuck me for not wanting 24/7 updates on gay chud goon general and disliking how a handful of you forced this place to become gay chud goon general 2
>>40943312>saltinei've never posted there in my life. im confused>>40943319she is a nice girl
>>40943216>my strong gravitational pulYou are locked on that god forsaken island, you squishy inbred tramp. That pale ass and hole will never see my cock or the light of the sun. You will forever be kept away from men like me, men that you want forever; American Men
Good morning I love trannies.
>>40943341As opposed to what? transbian general? I've been lurking in both the same amount of time, you people are no better than eachother, this place is just as degen, I mean spicebag exists lul.
>>40942494>q4t: im a trannty and im bald but thats ok ^__^
>>40943338Fuck yes more JOI content thanks babe
>>40943338waaa thank u thank u thats so much useful advice!!! thank you!!! ill study hard so i dont let it go to waste >:3yea ive always had a distinctly american accent its a medical mystery. lived in scotland my whole life. i feel like a tourist in my own home... but it doesnt rly bother me much anymore i have nothing to prove i know the back roads and the bad night as well as anyonethank you for the encouragement! let's keep doing our best!>>40943343i would NEVER sleep with a yankee septic i dont care how corn fed and beautiful he was. ill stay strong...
>>40943341its just gay chud general we all agreed to be nofap together remember
should i start using soap or is it too late at this point
>>40943357https://voca.ro/1cBQMqc5YN29>>40943374no sweat pet i hope it helps!
Comforting dysphoric trannies is hard.
>>40943401I don't see why it would be too late.
im a she and a her
>>40943401girlsmell
>>40943401its never too late to start working on your hygiene!>>40943317i wish i had someone to make blueberry pancakes w
how do sex between a tranny and a guy works?
Chasers after entering stu's room and smelling the male body odor, cum, farts and old food>mmmmm, girlsmell
>>40943450im not sure but i really hope i can find out one day>>40943446something about blueberry pancakes just feels right for this time of year to me... but i guess blueberries are in season more spring early summer probably?
>>40943446blueberry pancakes are so nice
i just got this tranny book, Nevada by Imogen Binnie from the library. Its supposed to be pretty good so i will report back when I've finished>>40943450idrk but im looking to find out too>>40943455i feel like peach or blackberry pancakes would also be so fucking good rn (and a little more in season). making food is so much less fun when im just making it for myself tho i think bc i have pretty low standards and im def not trying to do something nice for myself llike that
Good morning chasergen. Do you pour the milk before or after the cereal? Also at what point do you cum in the bowl?
>>40943473nevada is great! looking forward to seeing what you think. its a bit of a classic in tranny literature. that and detrans baby seem to be the go to for people looking to get into this stuff
>>40943424me neither, i just like to talk>>40943437burrrp>>40943446what if im gonna die tomorrow>>40943454its really mostly farts, the other stuff is negligible
>>40943473thats no good! you gotta put in the most effort when it's just for you. that's the person who's gonna be by your side the most right
>>40943482Strawberry? Is that you?
>>40943475milk needs to be first. otherwise the cereal will be soft before you even had your first bite
Beating up my tranner because she came in the cereal again
>>40943501beating off my tranner until she cums in the cereal
how many pullups can you do cg?
>>40943504700
>>40943498might be me yea
>>40943508chaser or tranner?
>>40943499I disagree. But what about the cum?>>40943501No. I want you to cum in the cereal>>40943503This is what I like to hear!>>4094350410-20 i think>>40943512Ahhhh! I missed you! <3
>>40943504i went to the park to try one a few days ago but there were people there so i didnt. so none
>>40943478do you have any other recs for when ive finished it? im kinda new to tranny lit but kinda interested>>40943487WASH YOUR HANDS! first go to the sink then rinse ur hands then lather on soap all over your hands until you see bubbles then rinse and dry---if my preschoolers can do it, so can you!>>40943488i spent my whole life training myself to be as needless and unburdensome as possible, now i have very low standards for my wants and needs T~T>>40943504ngl probably more than most bc of the rock climbing
>>40943504i can't even manage one and humiliated myself in the gym last week trying
>>40943512i hope you're doing well! i was talking about you with someone the other day we were hoping u were happy out there somewhere! lets keep doing our best! t. bronya
>>40943454Will there be cuddles involved? If so, I don't give a fuck.
>>40943517tranner>>40943521yea... im working on unlearning that too. gotta demand princess treatment from everyone as exposure therapy!
>>40943519based move
>>40943518hows it been around here lately? its been a while c:>>40943524hi hi been doing well id say. i had a nice summer eheh
based on what
>>40943521>i have very low standards for my wants and needs T~T>more than most bc of the rock climbingSporty petite pale tranners are built to be courted, pampered, adored, smashed, cuddled and wifed up by giant FUBs>6ft FUB
>>40943544It's been fine i guess. The thread has missed you
>>40943549based
>>40943512Finally you back!When i saw that you deleted your disc you had me worried, did something happen?
>>40943512hiii how ru doing wheres fatfuck.gif>>40943518>i disagreeits not a matter of opinion aura im right milk first cereal later
>>40943521what if it hurts>>40943536how is that based
Cuddling stu
>>40943450In the butt and sometimes on the outside
>>40943504I have never done a pullup in my life because I'm really fat and gay
>>40943568the action wasn't based, but telling the story was based
>>40943554yea its the magical strawberry power i think. it helps a lot >>40943558sorry i do that sometimes. didnt mean to make people worry. also hi c:>>40943567hello! im doing pretty nice, wby?also picrel
>>40943570what do you get out of this>>40943581why?
>>40943568make sure not to use water thats too hot or too cold. if there's 2 knobs you can try turning both and if there's just 1 you can try putting it in the middle. so dw, its good for your body bc it keeps you clean and helps u stay healthy! you got this!
>>40943558That's bpd tranner behavior 101 you rookie
>>40943584look at that fat fuck
>>40943588One of em got me tooWay she goes, you don't learn until you do
>>40943587ok... ill try it
>>40943588guilty........>>40943595hes fat be nice to him
>>40943584FAT FUCK!!!!!
>>40943584>sorry i do that sometimes.didnt mean to make people worry.also hi c:That's okay, i'm just happy to see that you are safe and fine!Do you have a new disc?
>>40943567I shall bow to your wisdom>>40943584Strawberries are magical!
>>40943604thats nice of you. thank you c: i prefer not posting it here tho>>40943609very much so
>>40943601why did my hands change color
Chaser general! Is it wrong to cut someone off because you know they're going to hurt you even if they haven't yet
>>40943634how they gonna hurt u?
>>40943585>what do you get out of thisCuddling you is really all I need.
nightreign has been very fun
>>40943618>i prefer not posting it here thowell you can delete it just right after if you want, i just miss talking to you there :)
there’s no way guys r this big…. wtf how does he think that’s gonna fit in me
>>40943634Depends. Are you sure they are actually going to hurt you or is this the usual tranner thought of "he is going to leave me for a cis woman anyway" thought which will not come true and is unreasonable for you to think of?
>>40943651im tiny babe, pick me
>>40943651agp. Watch less anime porn.
>>40943634>because you know they're going to hurt you even if they haven't yetif they have a genuine history of hurting people, no it isn’t wrong to cut them off. if you both have a genuine history of hurting people, you both should suffer with each other instead of hurting good people. just my two shekels
>>40943650anon in this situation you are supposed to post yours. and politely take the hint if you dont get added
>>40943659if u saw the dick pic i just got u would understand lol
>>40943638They'll stop spending time with me because their partner said to>>40943654This isn't about a guy I like. It's about a friend>>40943664They have a history of hurting me for sure
>>40943650im not sure about posting it here really. i think if you are who i think you are, i kinda remember your disc i can try to send
>>40943672No I wouldn't. I have a big dick. Cis women don't do this uwu ur too big for me shit. It's from porn.
>>40943690>They have a history of hurting me for sureyeah, cut them off. dont know why you’d hang around people that have a history of hurting you. sounds like a form of self-harm
Matched with a chick I didn't know was a trap a day or two ago, the itch is there again, to shove my tongue down her throat and f*ck/bully her till she cums hands free.My question is convince me not to do this, I am a straight man and want to keep it that way.
if im being honest i react to every dick i see as if it is the biggest dick ive ever seen. i feel guilty about it cause lying is wrong but its just rly vulnerable for a guy to put himself out there like that and i want to cheer him on :( not sure what to do abt this
>>40943695Cis women have vaginas though, built to actually take large dicks. A butthole can only fit so much.
>>40943695Yeah because they have pussies to cram it intoCis women are apprehensive of anal with big dicks too
>>40943709there's no point lying they know you're lying you can just say it looks nice or pleasing without saying anything about size
>>40943693sure berry, try to send it then since you remember me!
>>40943695cis women r also literally designed to be penetrated and don’t have to do anal lol i’m super tight anything over 6 is like impossible for me to fit. literally have tried to have sex w guys and they couldn’t even get the tip in
>>40943642ok then. i would like to cuddle :)
>>40943707To be fair I didn't realize they were doing it intentionally. They lied about the reasons why they ignored me>>40943708Just do it. Then you can do it to me after
>>40943711>>40943715>>40943719Stop making excuses for talking like an anime character.
>>40943717yea but its so hard to walk that balance right. like i always want to convey the information "your genitals are good" and "i am aroused by this" regardless of anything else just out of politeness
>>40943718sent on your old one, i dont remeber the other i guessif you are someone else then i have no clue sorry
Need a tranny blowjob so bad
>>40943745none of these anons but i talk like an anime character bec\ause i watch too much anime. if thats cool
>>40943745whatever faggot
>>40943756Throatfuck me then
>>40943758I like that you're honest about it :)
>>40943762nta but pick me
>>40943762I need it so bad miss Aura.
>>40943756heyyyyyyy
Chaser particles leaving my body when I learn having a dick doesn't make you better at sucking dick
>>40943755hmm, i live in the same country as you!Does that ring a bell :) ?
>>40943772Hey babe, can I put the tip in already? It's kinda leaky
>>40943764thanks. gonna watch some more anime later>>40943775yea its a myth. its a nice one though. i think. it makes me happy that we have things in common even if its just an organ. and even if ours are very different from yours. its nice to be reminded we arent so different sometimes
>>40943765I guess I'm for the whole team now>>40943769Get over here baby>>40943775Practice makes perfect. Let me practice on you
no chaser boyfriend to blow every morning :/
>>40943785This post made me fall in love with you
>>40942991>Men LOVE it when you smell like a bakeryCan confirm if a woman smells good (not only bakery), it's a head turner.Watch out for the grandma smellz tho
I liked salt
no tranny gf to blow me every morning
I can't have my tranner blow me in the morning I'll be flegmatic all through my workday!
When your gf head game mid asl so you push her over and say "no like this" and suck her up sloppy style
>>40943796sry ive kinda been discarded as a serious option on here but im glad we get to hang out together regardless
>>40943813Who is this? Is this bronya?
>>40943790Omw would you swallow or would you want a facial?
>>40943822yea its bronya. sorry
goodst morningst chasergenstlet's all do our best today!
>>40943780ohh icic. i forgor tho
>>40943828Oh, I already knew I was in love with bronya.
>>40943837well can i write my disc here then, so you can send me the request?
who would fuck doctor rorschach
>>40943728<3
need back shots pulling my hair degrading raw cumming inside
>>40943825Surprise me!
>>40943846in that case im sorry for being so emo about it...
>>40943854wya?
>>40943861north east usa
>>40943859It's ok. We all have our ups and downs. I hope you're doing alright though
is there any other group of people than homo, trans, and arachnophobes that want every game to be catered to them?
Soon I'll be turning every top chaser into a bottom chaser <3
Chaser bf claiming he's saving for your srs but he's actually donating to fund research into making ftfemboys with incredibly wet pussies
>>40943879straight white men lol
>>40943882cast your spell on me please
>>40943882Never, I'm filling your guts up after ruining that makeup babe.
>>40943884they have that its called top surgery
>>40943879poor bait here's your (you) and have a (yo) as a bonus
>>40943851i prefer doctor manhattan
>>40943866Is this boston anon? If so, just wanted to say you're hot.
i love reading
>>40943890It's not a spell. It's my fat gock>>40943891Damn I'm putting makeup on just for you to ruin it? Can we go out and do something first? I want people to see the effort I put in on my makeup>>40943907Me too! I'm reading lord of the rings. I didn't finish it the first time I tried
>>40943917cast fat gock on me please
>>40942494>do you like bald guys? nobut not because they're bald>are you bald?no>would you consider being bald?absolutely not>would you wear a bald cap for your tranner? no waygood morning, cghow did you sleep?
>>40943930uh ohmy trip fell off
>>40943873im doing good! im just not used to getting any advances on here and i usually get rejected as soon as i reply to anyone :') its gonna give me an inferiority complex... i gotta be double careful if im incognito i dont want to like. bait someone into something they're not down for or whatever
>>40943923It sounds like you're already a bottom chaser, you don't seem to need me
>>40943917We can go out and do whatever you'd like.
>>40943930im sleeping pretty bad lately... gotta work on it... im gonna go change the sheets and shower rn so its as comfy as possible
>>40943940You have an undeserved negative reputation. Maybe people will like you more anon
>>40943945please keep this a secret
>>40943956Perfect!>>40943963I won't tell a soul baby
bottom chasers dominate this gen >:3 gocky wocky! gocky wocky!! gocky wocky!!!
>>40943961i guess we'll see!
I'm either going to be the next d.b. cooper or the next natalie mars. Without the shitty haircuts
>>40943907Same
i don't look at tranny porn, or any porn at all mind you
>>40943982You're trying to be a pornstar?
I sorted out my new id card and I didn’t even have to pay extra to expedite it cuz the standard only takes abt a week :Dno more deadname, no more male IDand I saw some more cool mushies walking dogethings r looking up!
I deleted my trannid collection to only chase one from now on
>>40943958yeah me tooneed to get more rest i hope your shower helps, anon!>>40943982i do hate her hair
>>40944001BASED
>>40943982the airplane hijacker guy?
stu wife
I showed u my mushrooms pls respond
>>40944020stu husband?
>>40943995I don't really watch porn much anymore>>40943996Or a thief!>>40944001Is it Hunter Schafer?>>40944005It's so bad lmaoo>>40944018Yeah. I love him. My favorite unsolved case
>>40944028Nice mushies babe, can I show you mine?
>>40943999Cool mushrooms!
Did u know the plane db cooper jumped out of was a Boeing 727The b727 was unique among passenger jets for having rear stairs in the back of the plane, made it a good choice to jump out of cuz no danger of e.g. hitting the wing or tailThe b727 used to be a fav of mine cuz i liked trijets a lot as a kid (jets w 3 engines)that was the only trijet Boeing ever made but it was a classic!
>>40943999Coprinus, some sort of inky cap. Members of this have a toxin called coprine that only activates when people drink alcohol causing vomiting and nausea. It's been turned into an drug to stop alcohol addiction called antabuse.
posting or participating in the /b/ thread gives you a permanent "no bf" debuffthis debuff stacks
>>40944029Wife to cuddle and love.
>>40944080It should just give you a permaban from all the other boards
>>40944042Aren’t they :D I liked how there were so many all bunched up, there was another cluster a few feet from that oneEvery day this week I’ve seen cool mushrooms :))Finland is so awesome
So to get a tranner gf all you have to do is have plane, train, or pokemon stuff around?
>>40944076ily mushroom anon (is that u sobe)
>>40944059Be careful! Boeing might assassinate you! I'll keep you safe though, just hide under my unusually large and long skirt>>40944080Be careful! The Rachist might see this
hello my name is autumn
>>40944094No I'm a chaser but I understand why you'd think that. We both like Moby Dick and taxonomy.
Are all the trannids anti Rach at this point?
the discord is too triggerhappy with bans I m h 0 d e s u
>>40944085oh, yay :)>>40944109and thats you?
>>40944119yes :(I hope that’s okay
>>40944095Ugh I hate Boeing (the company) these days…I mean big defense companies have been doing shady fucking shit for decades but it’s like they’re not even innovators anymore, airbus and embraer make cooler planes nowadaysgotta separate the art from the artist ig
>>40944112>I’m a chaserbe still, my beating heart…
how can i stop being obsessed with trannies?
>>40944120its legal for now
>>40944109Hello racist canadian twinkhon number 2
i <3 $20
>>40944137i want to play silksong too
>>40944116i don’t like the Rachni either
>>40944109So that’s what the non Lego womp rats look like…
>>40944130unfortunately i think the answer is to transition. so don't do that.instead just stay really strong and force another solution by willpower and stay a man. instead of ending up a repper or trans
>>40944143you wouldnt let me buy u it :(
i rly like her art but i can't reply to autumn's post anymore knowing she would hate me for being a brown tranny in canada :( she wouldn't want me to reply to her
>>40944150actually this is a scurrier! the creatures in lego Star Wars are actually named incorrectly >>40944164I don’t hate you at all :(
Autumn's getting cancelled bros...
>>40944121I don't really know anything about planes. I know most plane companies are booty butt>>40944116I mean. With a history of being creepy and constantly harassing trannies or getting others to harass them can you blame us?
when he says he thinks I pass but a random drunk girl in the club bathroom said i have the kind of beauty that would end wars not start them
Autumn "What's wrong with the concept behind Liberia?" Johnson
>>40944116when were any of them pro rach
>>40944161do you really want to? id feel weird abt it
gorny anons
>>40944188Good morning
>>40944188gmgmgm sobe look at these cool mushies i saw today >>40944088>>40943999
>>40944188good morning sobble
>>40944156ok i'll admit it this one time, i'm 30 and been repping since a very young age
>>40944183I don't think so. I was just taking a survey.>>40944175What does he do? I don't come in here often, but I see the girls say they are happy Rach isn't here.
>>40944188fat morning
will autumn take my skull measurements and force me to take a brown paperbag test?
>>40944212Yes.
>>40944194how is it going?>>40944196very nice!!!!!!!!! we had lots of different mushrooms in alaska too. i liked it. i wanna learn mushoom ID sometime>>40944197i like thihs fella>>40944204every morning i'm alive is a fat mornign
>>40944174we're skipping straight to winter? or is summer getting extended?
I think my tits got slightly bigger again but I can't tell. I really should start documenting my titty growth>>40944202I can't really speak for other trannies but he's had /b/ posters come here and insult me (maybe other tranners but I'm not sure) and he's looked up pictures of me in the archive which I didn't find creepy at the time but I do now (I didn't really want anyone seeing those pics) he has a hot body though so I guess It's fine for most people here
>>40944230It was always winter.
>>40944135who’s number 1?
>>40944235>I think my tits got slightly biggerpic immediately
>>40944239https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFUqnkqufww?
>>40944186i don't mind it's not a big deal for me u deserve it but don't worry if it would make you feel weird
>>40944258i do really want it... you can buy it if its really no trouble
just saw the most fucked up furry art I've ever seen in the most beautiful art style I've ever seen to the point where I want to get a print and frame it on the wall but it's too degenerate to ever let anyone see it. tranner for this feel?
>>40944249Lizzy racism mogs youShe's better then you at most stuff
>>40944254I'm a body hon though
lizzy helped trace my family tree back to africa and told me to stay out of canada or else
>>40944280Not true
>>40944273she’s no twinkhon tho, passes perfectly
>>40944287you do too tho
being a white nationalist in the new worl is about the dumbest thing imaginable
>>40944202she's racist and also does lots of transbian flirting - even with those who very clearly have no interest but honestly those aren't the biggest problems. the biggest problem is all the racist demoralizer barnacles stuck to her ass that follow her into the thread
>>40944280that's not true at all, why say that
>>40944297She's actually a "ethnonationalist" see it's so different
hey bronya, did you know that the human body turns water into cum!
>>40944299cope transbian hon. rach mogs you.
>>40944286Prove it!>>40944303Idk. For attention maybe
>>40944308so?
>>40942494>q4c: are you bald? would you consider being bald? would you wear a bald cap for your tranner?I take fin to not be bald
>>40944322tranny
>>40944265i sent u a frq on steam i think!>>40944305it turns water into lots of stuff! its rly cool. it turns lots of stuff into lots of stuff i guess. its hard to pinpoint what one thing gets turned into any one other thing
>>40944313with your tits you'll get 1000x times the attention
the san antonio zoo's social media pages cured me and they can cure you toohe's elmer!
Yeah babe we have so much in common, I'm on hrt too
>>40944202he comes into every thread posts weird chud bullshit nobody cares about that just gets ignored tries to groom straight trannies into taking off their clothes for him on /b/ and spergs about shitty drama. literally exclusively negative impact on the thread
>>40944338I'm a chaser on two kinds of hrt technically, and not even one for hair loss thankfully
>>40944331he looks like this kid I knew back in high school who really liked hair gel and punk rock
>>40944271they dont sell prints... maybe for the best... ill follow the twt and see if they sell one one day
im a chaser and im on spironactolone
>>40944221me too mushrooms r so cool I wanna know more abt them >>40944331the world is full of strange furry creaturesIt’s truly magical
>>40944326I honestly don't want the kind of attention that posting my tits would get me
idc about your balding so long a you can grow a really nice beard
>>40944351that was also elmer :)>>40944366that's a funny looking worm
oh damn OFF got a remake on steam. any OFF enjoyers in the thread tonight
>>40944325i accepted :)
>>40944383nah i already beat off
i'm balding but still grow my hair outis that okay?
>>40944392just cause you beat off once doesn't mean you shouldn't beat off again
what's wrong with a little finasteride for a bottom chaser? >:3
this gock aint gonna suck itself, chasey
>>40944393you might end up looking like one of my favorite artists
>>40944405all time classic
>>40944370show them in DMs then, so you'll chose who can see them
>>40944411you know nobody likes pushy guys anon
pushy desperate bottom chasers in search of gock >:3
i want to tell the guy im messaging that i want to throat his cock but i think its too early for that
>>40944420and if you stay on the bench all your life you'll be sure nobody will like you
>>40944404Yes mommy
>Qott:Bald guys are sexy as long as they dont grow out the sides and they wear it confidently
peer pressuring a top chaser into posting his hole
>>40944411I'm okay. I only plan to show my tits to someone I'm dating and in love with but it's as I've said a few times I'm too mentally and emotionally unstable at this time to date anyone
>>40942494How to tell if im autistic or just OCD and retarded?
yayyyy bronya tytytyty:) :) :) :) :)
>>40944370tfw the 23 year old is more mature than me
>>40944451>I only plan to show my tits to someone I'm dating and in love withBASED as FUCK
>>40944466show tits love
>>40943708Pull is strong, she still lives with family though and I can't risk having her at my place. Anyone had sx with a trap ?
back still hurty a bit…
>>40944451you are cute, you'll be a good trad wife Aura
the trap thread is scorching hot right now >:3
>>40944488cute!
>>40944407my hair grows really slowly so i will probably cut it before it grows that long. idk if it's even growing anymore actually.
>>40944483>and I can't risk having her at my place.Why? Do you live with your parents?
>>40944488love marie
>>40944407also, i didn't know Devin Townsend is bald
>>4094446624. You're more mature though>>40944469Thanks honey>>40944489I don't mind cooking and cleaning but I will not be financially dependent on anyone
>>40944505nah, live in a shared area, don't want them to see me with a trap.
>>40944515>I don't mind cooking and cleaning but I will not be financially dependent on anyonebased
>>40944518Why not?
>>40944512he wears the baldness with pride nowadays, it really suits him, he's such a lovable goofball
>>40944462npnp! enjoy
>>40944528yeah he is great. do you like the Protest the Hero remix he did?
>>40944520insanely fucking based i wish more tranners recognised the importance of this :')
Love marie. Make love to marie.
>>40944474nah>>40944515i dont really think so lolbut thanks
>>40944515>I don't mind cooking and cleaning but I will not be financially dependent on anyonestop, stop, you'll get me more in love with you if you continue like that
>>40944520Thank you darling!>>40944547How could you not think I'm 24? I swear I am! Jokes aside, you are more mature than me in many ways>>40944548Thank you. You really shouldn't fall in love with me though. Might I recommend marie? She's pretty! Or Kiria? She's very sweet
>>40944541never heard it before, you mean this one?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=srJb--CfWfQ
>>40944578I love Devin Townsend and Protest The Hero, but what the fuck was that lmao Probably a reason I've never heard of that either
>>40944494:3>>40944506yayyyy <3<3<3
the council has been discussing clown's gock in the discord server >:3
>sit in desk chair to get back to work>no cat>join meeting call>look down>cat on my lapbro materializes randomly
>>40944578yeah they did a contest for remixing that song. so there should be a bunch of them i guess. it probably didn't get a lot of publicity outside the local radio station
>>40944572but i want you!
>>40944603honestly, everything besides the last 10 seconds was pretty decent, but I'm used to those loud ear rape annoying outtro sounds since I listen to a lot of Trent Reznor.....
>>40944619Kitty!!!!!! I love the kitty!>>40944624Can I ask why? If your only reason is I'm pretty then it's not enough
>>40944619hes so handsome. tell him i said that
guys... I saw a picture of dawgy and her lips and her defending me and I lost my shit. I didn't know dawgy was this hot. holy fuck
i like to think pichu sorts jelly beans for work
>>40943567Holà amiga, feliz fin de semana, te amo
>>40944611i heard she doesn't have oneit's just a clown nose down there or perhaps a flower that sprays seltzer water
>>40944639i think you also have a cool personality and you are overall a sweet and caring girl, that's what i like most about you
hey pichu i landed a nollie tre flip today
>>40944665we're upset at you because you have a crush on clown and her gocky wocky belongs to us >:(
>>40944639Fuck you puta, i hate you
I want to hug and kiss dawgy and play with her curly hair and never let her goFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKalso, this is an underrated virtual boy game, i implore you all to play it now
>>40944643i told him :)>>40944647pretty close to true
>>40944645>>40944687
>>40944697i bet hes happy abt it
>>40944680watuhh you can have it bro
drinking buds for bronya
>>40944706yayyy cheers anon
Time to do something so everyone feels worse today :D fuck everyone fuck you
>>40944645Pichu>>40944673Thank you. That's very sweet>>40944683I think this is an unpopular opinion for most trannies outside of cg but I enjoy chasers. They're very fun and they appreciate me. This pic is a poor representation of how I feel about chasers
aura is an angel
>>40944719is this bronya w/no trip? do you have friday plans?
>>40944729popular option but women shouldn't be allowed to drive
>>40944729enjoying your car crashes and violence and racism app today i see
>>40944746i'm a good driver THLUGH
now this might sound sexist, but we should think about eradicating all the blood sucking mosquitos
Being gender affirming towards my tranny and not letting her drive ever.
>>40944758my brother does this actually
>>40944737>Thank you. That's very sweetThanks, i just wish more girls could be like you Aura
thinking about eating my third chipotle burrito bowl and second quesadilla and the second half of my guac salad today
I'm crying because I'll never be able to kiss dawgys big sexy lips
>>40944755Whoa cool it with the antisemitism will you
>>40944758what if you lose a hand and all the ambulances are busy and im the only one around
>>40944767let it go bro
the natural language approach is... false
>>40944772I still have the other hand DUH
>>40944767never say never......
>>40944776she's a tranner that's shown fake interest in me and she's cute as heckI can't just let it go so easily BRO!
>>40944772Also no reason to risk my life just because I lost a hand
>>40944729First things first, gotta grab my phone
>>40944791why dont you start with autumn or marie
>>40944789I love you twinkchan and I want to make twink babies with you and raise wolf children and hug you forever
looking forward to rick's next meltdown
Hmm. I feel very loved itt. Thank you <3Also does that car video end up with someone getting hurt? It makes me sad when people post that stuff here>>40944742Where are my wings? Thanks though honey>>40944755I agree with this>>40944764Aww, thank you baby
>>40944801I've only got eyes for dawgy
>>40944787ok instead of a hand its a foot and your car is a manual
I just realized I have not jorked it to any of the girls itt
>>40944810She ends up okay
>>40944810she appears to be fine at the end
>>40944810>Also does that car video end up with someone getting hurt? It makes me sad when people post that stuff hereIts pretty mild as far as car crashes go imo
>>40944808I'm not going to meltdown again. This is all retarded and I'm not taking it seriously
>>40944811dawgy is new chasergen i thinkyou want old chaser gen, where action is a possibility
>>40944810i hate seeing those vids, i wouldnt want people seeing that if it was me
>>40944813i exclusively jork it to marie
>>40944812Get on the backseat baby I don't want you to get hurt if I crash this thing
>>40944826I know her liking me is a meme or joke. I also know we live too far apart. It's just nice to yearn for the dawgy and cute kissable lips
https://x.com/originalOpart2/status/1963726488286712054
>>40944822i'm ur biggest hater so this is very concerning for me
>>40944816>>40944819>>40944821Are you lying? I feel like you're lying. I'm not watching the video anyway>>40944827Yeah. Me too
>>40944791>that's shown fake interest in meit's NOT FAKE I resent this accusation.....>>40944826I've been in this general like 3 years
>>40944839well if you make it a joke it will be a joke.
>>40944855you shouldn't hate me, I committed no wrong-doing except for being annoying. Instead of hating, maybe you should seethe and dialate
>>40944863>I've been in this general like 3 yearsoh i think it's just because you weren't here on the first day i came here or i didn't notice you and then everyone was like omg an
>there's people here who have been here for 3 yearsomg i need to gtfo before its too late
>>40944872there can only be 1 first person, anything else is an argument
That video reminded me of this one, she also ends up okay, but it's a good lesson
im an oldfagi remember when dawgy was a wolfshe's domesticated now... sad...
>>40944878I just never tripped and people used to call me different names back then
we are six car mishap videos away from someone posting the brick
>>40944810>Aww, thank you babyWhen i see your posts my day immediately gets better Aura!
>>40944863I just don't want to open up too much and get hurt since you don't trust anyone and will disappear. I do like you though and think it would be really something special if we actually did date. I would pour my all into it, I would delete all my porn, I would stop talking to other tranners completely, I'd only talk to irl cis women friends that I've been cool with for years. I would celebrate your birthday month and I would wear doggy ears so we could be dsawwwggggyyss
>>40944907did you... did you post pics before getting your trip?
>>40944834fine... i only know how to drive automatic anyway
>>40944907i miss when you used to post as frisson
rick would you be interseted in cuddling while we watch my favorite jerma vods?
>>40944940Pathetic
>>40944943idk who that is and NO, my eyes are only for twinkchan, you can't BREAK ME!
I want to jork it to prevent shrinkage but I also want my gock to shrink. Idk what to do :(>>40944915That's a very sweet thing to say
what if we had one chasergen where all the mentally ill old people go and a regular one
>>40944917Rick, didnt you already tried this pathetic shit with Dakota ? You disgusting lolcow kys
>>40944951please let me apply the shrinking cream on it
>>40943800thank you :)
>>40944956no, not really, dakota and I never talked in private. She's very nice but I love twinkchan
>>40944744yeah I'm trying out anon mode. no plans. gonna do a bunch of laundry and wash my hair. in reverse order. maybe get some shawarma later but i can never find a place with both good fattoush and good toum
>>40944915aurasimp>>40944917fred>>40944940stu>>40944941pichu>>40944956panties sniffer
>>40944956rick this isn't me (ur biggest hater) i would never stoop this low
>>40944941Faritas, tacos enchilladas tapas puta go back to merico
>>40944917I know you would, and that's why you're special to me <3you have such a big heart, ricky boy. If lived closer to each other I'm sure things could happen>>40944930I've anonymously posted a few pics here and there
>>40944973bronya>>40944964saltine>>40944980panties sniffer
autumn
>>40944980shes pretty
>>40944946im not pathetic!!! >< i know how to drive a normal car! a lot of people cant drive a manual!>>40944974no im rick
>>40944990autumn
>>40944765god I'm so jealous
>>40944963Is that a real thing?
>>40944974>>40944986faggot
>>40944973so Glasgow is shawarma in the shawarma vs donair debate huh?
>>40944968jimmy savile
>>40944980is that bogglet the walled himself?
>>40944981I want them to happen though, thanks twinky. I know it's really gay to say but I have very strong feelings for you. LDR's almost never work but I want them to. These threads are toxic but I wish I could prove to you I'd be a caring BF. my friends all treat their wives really well.I'd do the same, this damn distance. I would move the heavens and earth to be with ms. twinky winky.
>>40944331I wish the zoo weren't so expensive, they've really jacked the price of tickets up in recent years. Used to love feeding the lorikeets. The park is resides in is nice to walk around at least.
>>40944986>saltinei was not trying to hide that fren
>>40945014Fuck you wolf fucker, my husky will bite you
>>40945014Who is that?
>>40944951>That's a very sweet thing to sayYeah, desu that's the thing that i like the most about you, that you stay sweet and calm even when are fights in the thread lolYou really are a cutie to protect
generously applying the shrinking cream to chaser's big beautiful bald head>>40945012oh yeah big time. there's doner people here and there but it's shawarma territory no question. and rightly so if you ask me
>>40944997yeah babe come over.also it's been three nights since i've cried myself to sleep and it's about to be four nights. gn my love
>>40944981>I've anonymously posted a few pics here and theredo you like the reaction you got?
I would put shrinking cream on my doggy so I have a smaller doggy
>>40945027cmon man you make it too easy how am I supposed to resist
>>40945030*head shrinks to troll size*i like shawarma too. i won't even try donair because it sucks
https://litter.catbox.moe/pxcfpdapcej6kym2.jpgwalled fucking transbian hag ack already you fat pig gruik gruik gruik gruik gruik
>>40945029How many fights have I been in? It's probably been too many. It should be zero>>40945034Sleep well <3
>>40945038I want my doggy big
well twinkchan, I'd do what it takes to date you. I feel like I could trust you, you wouldn't slit my throat in my sleep or force fem me, you wouldn't have a bpd episode and go apeshit on me, you seem like a chill gorl and I want to princess carry you.This won't happen though, this thread is sad and yucky, im going to go make some steak and eggs :(
Question:If my dad's hair started thinning out in his late 30s but my grandfather from my mother's side had a full head of hair when he died in his 60s what will be the fate of my hair?
>>40945054i have never see you fighting cutie
>>40945048doner hits when it's the vibe I don't think we have to pit successful women against each other. a real sloppy doner with lots of salad and sauce that's gonna cover your entire face is just one of those things that's impossible to resist from time to time
>>40944116Why you guys always bringing me up lol?
>>40945058no no no , think of the cost of kibble bits
>>40945052thought this was gonna be a picture of me
>>40945062There's no way to tell what hair genetics you have from looking at other people
Laser left me with awkward facial hair patches. How do I hide them until my next appointment?
>>40945064oh yeah, i guess it's spelled doner.
>>40945052Gruik gruik motherfucker gruik gruik
also wtf is "gruik"?
>>40944175I'm creepy? You tell chasers to suck your cock and you are gonna fuck their ass and all kinds of other perverted stuff. So it's only ok when you do it?
>>40945083what kind of thing we talking. like how dense and what colour and what is your skin like
>>40945081this is true, they say its your mothers side but my moms side has a full head and I'm balding
>>40945083it's just gonna kinda be like that until you're doneto hide it id use concealer (after first shaving, obv)
>>40945088It looks like the french word for oink
>>40945088gruik gruik gruik gruik gruik>>40945086gruik gruik gruik
>>40945089Yeah we gave Aura permission
>>40945088He doesnt know oh nononono, you little sow
>>40945063I try not to>>40945089I never said any of that stuff and even if I did you can't prove it!>>40945112Hehe, I'm liked more than the Rachist
>>40945104oh ew it's panty sniffer lol>>40945109pls go back to >>>/r9k/
>>40944235I never ordered anyone from /b to come here to insult you. That's your own chasers negging you.
>>40945085it's a Turkish word right? i have no Turkish so I can't even guess at the spelling rules. it's very beautiful whenever I see it though I should learn the alphabet at least
I wanted to make a public apology.I'm sorry if I horny posted about you in the past. I'm a lonely man that won't find love most likely. This does not excuse my behavior so I'm sorry I jerked off and horn-dogged off to the ladies here or on /b/. It's unbecoming and I'm burying my horny hatchet for the sake of the future
>>40945019I've seen LDR's work, but it requires a lot of planning and respect and patience. They're not for everyone. Personally I think I could make one work due to my hermit lifestyle, but I don't think most people have the patience or energy for one>>40945026your husky is smalltime compared to me>>40945036I haven't really had bad reactions. Only specific bad encounter I remember was some gay incel posting a bunch of lengthy vocaroos at me and insulting me for boymoding after I posted my face and and my boymode outfit>>40945061I love you ricky boy, I wish I was little less jaded rn ;_;
>>40945089picrel
just ignore it and it will go away. do not encourage it with attention
>>40945109Trips on Bronya you fat fuck or i will come to your island to rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape
>>40945127I don't know where the word comes from, but putting milk in your coffee is Turkish apparently
>>40945052bleach your bangsim working on convincing winemom to redo hers toojoin us. we'll all do it together
>>40945093Pretty dense. Pale skin, dark hair>>40945102Idk how to use concealer
do chasers fw public transport like that. love a bus but there's people who are real heads about that stuff right
>>40944994>im not pathetic!!! >< i know how to drive a normal car! a lot of people cant drive a manual!Yeah this is why we don't let girls drive
>>40945096>baldingbald. not balding
>>40945138I get that you're jaded, I'm jaded too. Most of this thread hates me but you seem to not. I'm scared to open my heart too since I don't want it crushed again and again and AGAIN... but you seem worth it. I'd like to try it.I work in sales but I'm a hermit too, I think we'd do well together, could get a townhouse with our separate rooms so you could have a lot of alone time <3You say patience and energy though, what do you mean by that? like working through your feelings of jade'dddness?it's tough, I get it, I was prepared to be alone forever. I like you though twinky winklez
>>40945147no I'm shy. do you want a cuter picture of me to save. there's other ones in the archive if you feel like changing it up>>40945162i see... i know there's a big coffee culture in Turkey they probably make really good coffee. I'm not really a coffee drinker though
>>40945162Probably the third best Saw film
>>40945168Depends on how high quality the network is. Where I live driving is usually a lot faster and more convenient.
Has anybody seen frission?
>>40945164absolutely not im committed to my natural* hair colour
>>40945147bro this is psychosis and we're on fucking 4chan, so for it to stand out says a lotget help >>40945166it's not hard. go get a tube that matches your skin tone and a makeup sponge. you put a little on the area you want concealed and then dam it with the sponge to spread it until it's even.i also put setting powder over it but that's optional desu. just helps matte-ify
>>40945180Oki
>>40945189do kids ride free in Canada?
>>40945168I would be if I didn't live in a shithole "major city" in the American South. I recently went to NYC and even the rough around the edges subway is better than having to drive everywhere here
>>40945200Under 12 yeah I think so
>>40945180>I'm not really a coffee drinker thoughthat's just one less thing you have to do in the morning then>>40945183i haven't seen all of them but this movie was on while i lost my vcard
>>40945139
>>40945193Bro thinks im serious in a shitty imageboard website kek If you want attention you can just ask slut :)
Did strawberry already disappear?
>>40944954there should be a containment thread for>sarah>braith>dawgy>andrea>bronyaand another thread exlusively for young chasers and tranners who want to talk to one another
Sarah has sexually harassed me in the past and I don't feel safe :-(
>>40945214okay. give me attention.
>>40945220i would migrate to the containment thread
>>40945226(You)
>>40945201its rough for people who don't have it I can't drive at all cause there's just no need to here i worry for people who can't afford a car and stuff>>40945210yeah im already bad at mornings I don't want to add something. I'll get a double espresso if I'm on my way somewhere but that's about it
I bet the one who asked that poll about who likes me here was Bronya off trip. I can almost guarantee it lol.
>>40945193If I'm a boymoder will people be able to tell that I'm wearing concealer?
>>40945220that's true and the containment thread should be my dms>>40945246every negative post about you both here and on b is me off trip. never forget that. as long as you post on this website I'll be following you
>>40945246cry about it fascist
>>40945220> and another thread exlusively for young chasers and tranners who want to talk to one anotherunironically just use discord for that this gen is for watching the resident schizos embarrass themselves
>>40945220yeah, i just wish all the transbians could have their own containment thread and not shit here all the time
>>40945248depends on the concealer and how well you blend it. i would say it's possible to achieve a result that people wouldn't notice but probably not on your first attempt. if you're trying to hide it I would say 1. it's not worth it if getting caught will be dangerous to your living situation etc 2. try just using a sheer foundation or cc cream as a more natural effect. other makeup products that are undetectable and will make a big difference are clear brow gel and a dewy setting spray even on bare skin. stay safe and have fun!
>>40945252Knew it weasel lol. Keep it up, you just make me more popular. I'm unstoppable.
>>40945248no, well-applied concealer is supposed to be unnoticeable. it's just for evening out skin tone. covering up blemishes, eye bags, beard shadow - things like that.you should stop boymoding because that's self-harm but no. it won't blow your cover if you do it right.
>>40945229I prefer when you are a tsundere honestly :( i wanna be your little annoying shit that you love :(
>>40945177I think the most important thing people forget is that I live in Mexico and I'd likely be staying here for another few more years. I'd kind of be unavailable to be around unless you'd be willing to visit cartel land
all im asking for is a sweet 5'2" asexual guy who both likes cuddling and understands personal spaceis that so hard?
>>40945256Ok Turd
>>40945274this person knows way more about makeup than melisten to her instead>>40945280im generally quite nice. i just hate people being mean to my friends.
>>40944523My image brah, also I want to keep some connections. I think I might go hotel and exercise discipline, I want to pound this chick too much.
>>40945288>5'2"Link up with this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTusGC1eSEA
>>40945274>>40945278Thanks im too scared to try and fail though ill just wear a mask and look stupid
>>40945288you should be chasing poonmen i think
>>40945286I'd honestly be willing to visit. The only thing keeping me in ohio is friends and irl friends. it's a lot, moving would be a strain for sure
>>40945294Sara !!!!!
>>40945308probably. st4t is the holiest configuration
Do emo chasers exist? I kinda have a type
>>40945339you forgot the "h"
>>40944658oiii fren feliz viernes y fin de semana para ti tambien *muack* ^^
you guys need to stop thisyou're practically the same colour and both of your names start with "A"? i can't tell you apartit honestly has made several conversations very confusing for me
>>40945346>flips bangssup?
why won’t people play on my Minecraft realm
>>40945346I used to be
>>40945372Do people know about it?
>>40945363I'm pichu now! (I wish I was that pretty)>>40945366Hey emo chasey <3>>40945375Good enough
>>40945363Sara :3
>>40945379I have 6 members I think but they don’t play
>>40945372You banned all the non-whites
>>40945346practice pseudo-st4t with an emo guy by dating gerard wayunfortunately you'll have to break up the marriage between him and lyn-z first. can't say she deserves that, but you deserve your man, so...
is there a discord where chasers can meet traps, people seem game here and I really need to be balls deep in som bussy rn
they're so fucking cute im dying
Our real estate bubble is popping
Okay I sleep now. Bye trannies and tranny enjoyers
>>40945386A minecraft server would be comfy
Me and which one of you trannies wants to be the gf?
>>40945453i would love to boyremove you before you sleep
>>40945452It won't be what is actually needed
>>40945276Whats this from? If I was stoned and saw this i might suffocate from laughter
>>40945491A 70's era Godzilla film
i had a dream tonight that i was with a guy on the bedroom and he kinda wanted to do uh you know but i was too scared of doing it and was making up excuses bc i never did it before and was scared and anxious and then i wake up moments later does that mean im a meta attracted transbian?
Also before I go to sleep mob psycho is one of the most underrated anime and I love it>>40945462Boyremoving is just fucking a boymoder until she wants to girlmode right? I never understood how that works
>>40945509kiria this made me think of you earliermostly the jacob elordi
>>40945515Yeah, by fucking you let the boy go and embrace living as a girl full time
>>40945491https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2gNMhGvXC8
>>40945516i saw people complaining about that movie on twitter but ngl im cultural illiterate so i dont know much about it but were complaining about the casting and eve charli being in the soundtrack so the only thing i can say is that jacob elordi is hot and i wish he were my bf
>>40945246What poll?
>>40945526Yeah but how does fucking make you want to girlmode?
>>40945540It asked if anyone here liked me.
>>40945540there was a poll about who people would rather watch get blacked and rach was one of the options
>>40945509i wish i could be that guy (guy from lombardy btw, hi!)
>>40945551Where at?
>>40945559Up higher in this thread
>>40945545i don't know, i have never boyrevomed a girl sadly
>>40945551I <3 you>>40945554I would rather hang out with bronya than watch get blacked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w2aAcLLfUeI
>>40945570Is that CEO Erick Hayden?
Okay. Good bye for real this time>>40945567Oh. Okay
>>40945590the one and only
>>40945570I like watching videos where they repair something in a house. its cool to see something be fixed and better.
>>40945610https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcQfP8k51s
>>40945610It's just as addictive in real life
>>40945557but ntohing happened on the dream tho :O
>>40945655https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu6VSf5aOaM
>>40945659i think that cuddling is not nothing, would you like that?
>>40945568Nuh uh you're lying lol
have a music pleasehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmozGmGoJuw
last night i learned that the threshold past which i start using semicolons is five drinks
Is this just another bronya and sarah thread?
I can't play minecraft until I've got a billion tech and realism mods installed
>>40945697I'm meanand I'm EVIL
>>40945722You're just a smelly wolf fucker
>>40945722Me when I meet a girl here
>>40945722andrew my beloved.hes so cute. ive never seen that photo of him
>>40945727I smell very nice today>>40945746it used to get spammed on /mu/ a lothe's such a cutie pie
>>40945687I am never deceptive <3
>>40945762Tfw can't huff doggyIT'S NOT FAIR
>>40945173i dont like driving anyway...
Pichu's taste in guys is like what a cis 14 year old girl circa 2005 would relate to
>>40945762not to mention how he got even better looking as he got older and grew out of the skinny hippie lookhes what, 40 something here? guy is timeless
>>40945813wasnt she 14 in 2005
>>40945166>Pretty dense. Pale skin, dark hairif you're into makeup heres the playshave close. if you don't know how to shave well, learn. moisturise well after. toner is generally useless but in this specific case smaller pores is good; witch hazel is not a bad idea.the goal here is to get caked up without it looking dry and clashing with your skin. which will be hard because you want full coverage in a more orange tone than your normal skin colour. we would normally match products to your undertone but this time its going against the dark hair, so thats why we are using orange.get a putty primer. i like elf. you also want an orange colour corrector, and a full coverage liquid foundation that is as close to your skin tone as you can get it, and some setting powder. you'll also need a beauty blender. this is the bare minimum. using a finger tip, dab the primer over the areas you will be colour correcting, plus just along where your under eye, meets your cheek, plus a little anywhere you're prone to makeup splitting. you will learn this as you do it more. apply it to skin that is nice and moisturised. dab it with the finger tip until its evenly over those areas. use more than you feel you might need. wait a few mins until the putty is dry. wet the beauty blender. using the same technique as before, with your finger tip. put dabs of colour corrector over the areas you have facial hair. also anywhere you might get dark patches like under eye, if you want. again dab dab dab. put some of the colour corrector on the back of your palm and pick all that product up with the sponge. then press the product on your face gently into your skin with the damp sponge. you did the stuff on the back of your palm to prime the sponge so it didn't lift the product off your face.(1/2)
>>40945813i am a product of my time>>4094583011 but close enough
>>40945166now over the colour corrector, apply an even amount of the foundation over your face. same process as before. dab, prime, blend it into your skin. you can do multiple layers of the foundation to build coverage as needed. if you wanted, you could then do this same process with liquid blush, as this likely has removed colour from your face. smile to show your cheeks. a little dot on the upper outer bit of your cheek. dab it towards the center. prime the sponge. blend. you can do a little on the tip of your nose too.if you find you are enjoying yourself and like how you look, you could also get a contour that is a darker colour than your foundation. pucker your lips and apply a little along the line that forms under your cheeks, from your cheekbone towards your mouth. you won't need much. dab, prime, blend. the reason i suggest these two extra steps is that it will add colour and shape back to your face after you hid all that under the foundation. its also a good way to just learn makeup basics!If you do it right your face won't look heavily made up, don't worry. the full coverage and the colour correcting will hide the shadow well. and the putty means it will stay on your face longer and more evenly. finish with the setting powder so it looks more natural and stays on longer. just dab that over your face with a brush or puff. you can use a setting spray if you're lazier but it won't work as good.(2/2)
>>40945810Good girl, you can hold my hand while I drive and talk about the things that pique your interest on the road.
>>40945780imagine coconuts and sweetness>>40945816like fine wine
pichu do you like owl city my millennial sister loves them
>>40945853>imagine coconuts and sweetnessSounds very nice doggy. Sniff sniff
>>40945873i listened to my fair share of ocean eyes when it came outi liked the tracks with matt thiessen on them, he was one of my favorite singers back then and the lead singer for relient k
>>40945840yay ^-^
>>40945904And on longer trips you're on snack and water bottle duty! That's a big responsibility
>>40945655yeah. I'm constantly cleaning and fixing things in my house. afterwards I know that thing is now stronger and better. at least until the next thing falls apart
>>40945896i like the fireflies song
Had leftover pasta so I put that in the slop todaySaved me having to boil taters
>>40945970Hyi vittu
>>40945969ya that one too
things are happening in the world....... many things.....
transition is crazy because its like one day you just look like a girl and can't remember what it was like to be male. its cool
>>40946006I'm still male :( when does it change
>>40945681lol yeah i would but i dont think that happened on my dream it was weird? i was chatting with that guy in a bedroom which wasnt my bedroom looked like we were in a party and that guy wanted to do things but i was to scared to do them lol and then a friend of mine showed up and then i wake upim a virgin even in my dreams :s
I’m bored
>>40945936ok! ill make sure youre never hungry! always full! maybe a luttle too full... anon, you gained 3 pounds since we left... want another sandwich?
>>40946027Kys sissy
>>40946061Marry me
Canadian political twitter is so braindead
>>40946027You're a cute girl with a nice big butt
>>40946070One day <3>>40946108Nah but I am male with an alright butt
>>40946100the candian government supports trans rights its based
Time goes by so fast in the gym
>>40946143>Nah but I am male with an alright buttYou're a cute girl and I want you to sit on my face
>>40946085alright, just let me fatten you up good
hello guys
>>40946171I appreciate that anon
>>40946070Sissy voice is hot
>>40946048you should put a hat on daisy. make her pretty
HELLO GUYS, HOW ARE you guys doing
multivitaminsaft brings me joy
315 on the leg press. I am strong but tired
>>40946234Hey that's actually real good for a girl, good job.
>>40946234How are you lifting that much vro
too many agehons itt.
>>40946242Tyty I was proud of myself :)>>40946248Consistency really. I was only able to do like 200 when I first started going like 3 months ago. Muscles be growin
>>40946287Do you eat a special diet ? Qrd me please
sometimes gaygen has super sexy twunks in their op picrels and sometimes i like them is that controversial? (cuz they are not the usual super masc scary guys)
>>40946308i was also just watching that webm
>>40946308Is this catposter? Vouch though what you're saying is tru
>>40946302Not particularly. Just a ton of protein and at a calorie surplus cause trying to gain mass. Need to go on a cut soon tho :p
Gonna dress up im country girl.xlothes for the ks state fair
>>40946319i been lickin the screen for like 10 minutes :cc(in my mind tho cuz im well behaved)>>40946324i am hewwo anon <33
>>40946368Hi catposter how are you doing today?
>>40946308>>40946368Those boys sure are cute bottoms
>>40946032desu you being this shy makes you even more cuter kiriacome to italy soon lol
Even Jesus wouldn’t love Marie