prev >>40945267meow :3
I used the same bathroom stall as my office crush today. The lingering scent of his shit and his ass warmth on the seat made me pop the hardest boner...
>>40947564lol fun editions again ty
It's the little belly that makes it
>>40947588living the dream sis
>>40947563I've seen its videos but it just seemed to black themed for me to relate>>40947582I'm actually so obsessed with the gap ad
>>40947588I'm not gay anymore after reading posts like this.
>>40947552mogged sydney sweeney /pol/ chud-coded eugenics ad
>>40947589the previous edition was fun for me
Hello happy friday!>>40947564meow!>>40947563She's alright I guess. I really don't care that much about alot of the subjects she talks about, I mostly listen to her youtube videos when I need noise in my ears
Hot orange chicken isn't hot. I was tricked by eternal chinaman.
>>40947607people just make things up to gross others out
Ts is so peak
every bottom has gotten a boner while pooping
hate dungeons & faggots
>>40947644put that shit away sis
>>40947588the lingering ahh warmth i get its kind of like going ahh to ahh almost
I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile.
>what do you think about this obese black trannyI wish to be European so bad. Never deal with Amerimutts and their culture again desoos
crashout everybody type goofy in the chat
>>40947634Trannies or reppers trying to sage kill desi
Not trying to be one of those guys but it strikes me as hilarious that the age of consent is 14 in some western countries and yet most of the Epstein hate is over a bunch of 16yr old whores
https://youtu.be/-fTVjvUKuNA?si=AM6Lt1_7_Wl68RB4Thoughts on godwarrior being a xtian fag hag and appearing on deltas talkshow
>>40947652why do you change name?
>>4094766816 in Britain. Can't have nice things because old hags telling us we're bad for not finding old hags attractive yep
>>40947658you'd hate it here>>40947668I think its like 15 here lol. Still gross and wrong tho
>>40947668>a bunch of 16yr old whoresDo you not feel gross typing that out?
I daydream about this one guy I like in class (im 18 dont kill me) and it makes me sad and have a strong sense of longing and I gotta go to the gym to stop thinking about all thisevery time I start to like someone/have feelings for them, I become a little bitch and emotional wreck. Last time it was with an actual bi guy and that ended in a rejection. The guy I currently like gives off strong queer vibes. Not straight up a faggot but he's a kinda quiet skinny guy with strangely feminine mannerisms. Maybe he didn't have a father growing up lolHow do you cure this mental illness called homosexuality? Atleast if I were some soulless faggot I could have just hooked up with 50 guys a month and gotten aids and died instead of actually romantically liking someone so much
>>40947652Your real name is Jeffy Taylor McDonalds and you're from Iowa init.
>>40947668straight people will always be dumb about that shit
>>40947687Post teenie socksies
https://youtu.be/TGbwL8kSpEk
>>40947678>You'd hate it here>I think it's 15applying for citizenship now
>>40947652who are you really? this larp has run its course>>40947687I realized this a long time ago. All the guys I tend to like are more attractive, more fit, more charming, or had something I felt I lacked and that's ultimately why I was attracted to them. I lost attraction to them once I got to know them or I developed my own confidence.
>>40947687It's called growing a penis and asking a man out cause you're an adult now sis. That's what adults do. They risk it for the benis. Life is short.
Can u actually fuck 14 year olds in europe how do you even find them by loitering around a school or something lmao
You have to be some kind of socially challenged to seek out people as young and immature as possible to abuse
>>40947715They're on Grindr illicitly sis.
i gotta be honest guys, i really don't like akira toriyama's artstyle, i think it looks dogshit, all his characters are just recolors with the same face
>>40947668>>40947715this faggot is back again to drown the thread in his pedo talk..surprise surprise...inb4 he starts accursing someone of being a pedo
>>40947715the AOC in my country in 15 and some celebs are known for dating 15yos at like 40 here. You'd still get your ass beat by someone if you tried as a regular guy though
>>40947720why do they seek me out sometimes
>>40947720I don't actively seek them, but you're bound to run into these stupid horny children someday. Just send them back to Roblox.
Would you kiss this ugly 21 year-old if you knew nobody would find out?
>>40947732same. I think it appeals to straight males or something.
did ya'll hear about Seinfeld?
>>40947698Too many autistic people on here for jokes like that>>40947715>how do you even find them by loitering around a school or something lmao-_->>40947732I really like his mechanical designs
sweden had thirty bombings in january of this year lol
>>40947757That's not even a 5/10 sis.
>>40947709Who cares?
if islam wasnt homophobic would you marry a tribal afghan guy and use his female first cousin as surrogate back to back (he also will impregnate her because islam lol)
>>40947764Is true desu. One autistic mutt who wants to be a shota but calls me pedo.She's a reporter too :/
>>40947770and one of those bombshells is me :3
>>40947778forgot to link lol>>>/pol/514902412I liked the part of calling america an economic zone
>>40947785banger
bitchmas
I'm 29 years old, ugly, neet, autistic and brownIt'a over for me
>>40947564thanks i now want to eat burger and fries that look this good
>>40947775Stop saying who cares because we do. Now open up with us. We're your friends.
>>40947757I find him interesting, I like his curly hair and his "I just saw a ghost" expression in his eyes. He has a spiritual longing I can tell.
>>40947804hahahaha laugh at anon everyone!
>>40947811I'm always me.
Take me back
shitty posters, can't you post something interesting or i will leave..
>>40947816He’s a broke 21 year old from Louisiana with braces who just got a girl pregnant. I crave sex with him for some reason.
>>40947828If you're from Poland just say so. I chat with Polish people a lot and they're generally very cool to talk with.
>>40947826There's nothing you can do or say that I haven't whenever I look at myself or think about my life sis
>>40947833I'm sorry I'm really trying. I can't do any better than this ;_;
>>40947829nah fuck the past sis. We real in this bitch now.
Company wrote an article about me and posted it on our intranet but not ONE of you has congratulated me... RUDE!!!!!
>>40947838Believe what you want.
>>40947837that explains the "oh shit i'm having a baby" expression. he seems scared of being a dad...lol
>>40947854thats cute
>>40947863Then I'll believe you're hiding something and not trust you. Larping like this makes me suspicious of you. It's never good desu
>>40947845post small brown penis so we can laugh at it
so is i bear or otter mode rn?
>>40947877you're peak
>>40947854what company do you work for?
anybody else getting a small hyper fixation of gay men procreating? like especifically gay men donating sperm to women or doing it the natural way despite not liking it
>>40947877George Costanza bod.
>>40947877post butthole and maybe i will tell you
>>40947877if you were an otter you would be in a speedo so you're a bear
>>40947871Is literally 14cm I hate and belittle myself everyday for it, at least is not ugly and quite proportional
>>40947883I work for the adl combating antisemitism online
>>40947877you're average skinnyfat mode sis
>>40947804post face
what's the point of winning if you just die?
>>40947804>and brownoof
>>40947889you can tell his butt is hairy and sweaty
>>40947887this is cuck mentality sis.
>>40947906lifes a bitch and then you die, thats why we puff lye cus you never know when you gonna go
>>40947877How much you weigh? How tall are you?
>>40947854LOL retard breaking his back for the man
>>40947869They used ai to create the award and it has 15 WHOLE LINES OF TEXT on it. This thing is the size of a sheet of paper and it's not even a plaque. Fucking hate tasteless white women
You freaks chimp out at rexie and then lust over a hairy old guy posing in the public restroom half nude. This place sucks.
>>40947911made for sniffing and licking
>>40947911me diving in
>>40947877fatty took off his shirt in a public toilet lol
>>40947870No important or interesting secrets lol I already say too much on here. Nothing to prove anyway
>>40947927you read the posts wrong, I don't see anyone lusting after him
>>40947906Then I don't feel bad about losing cause I'll die eventually sis. That's why it's worth trying to win anyway sis.
>>40947927rexie is a tranny. sneed is a man
>>40947924lmao. HR sucks ass>>40947927hairy old guy is hot tho!
>>40947906it's fun
>>40947564
My patience is like spider silks: very thin, yet hardly snaps
>>40947901This is the most recent one, it's joever for me
>>40947955Thoughts on silksong?
>>40947899hey nigger i just avoid steroids im natty>>40947911true, i got a thicc ass cus i do rugby
>>40947957bruh you dont look bad u just look arab
>>40947957what a beautiful smile! :)))
>>40947940just another fake person who cares. sick of being lied to by everyone
>>40947919Lol I work white collar. 40hrs a week, 3 days wfh, 90k now but likely over 100 once I get my promotion by the end of the year. No real work. I get to wear fun outfits and spend company cash on free shit for myself. No downsides, you missed out by being a neet
>>40947966big fan
>>40947957Trim beard pls
>>40947957Trim facial hair very short cut hair and style it, you will make it.>>40947973Another anon gets upset at nothing at me oh well
i really really really crave sex with a retarded country boy bros
>>40947974>neetLol I work white collar. 35hrs a week, 3 days wfh, 95k now but likely over 110 once I get my promotion by the end of the month. No real work. I get to wear sexy, fun outfits and spend company cash on free shit for myself and my boyfriend. No downsides, you missed out by being a mutt
>>40947968Idk I probably have dysmorphia and I look arab bc my ancestry is literally andalusian spanish, lebanese and some distant lithuanianThe only thing lithuanian I have is the pink nipples tho lmfao
>>40947988why do you need them to be retarded?
>>40947988I don't get it you find this guy hot?
>>40947974
This is peak manhood.
sneed can i be ur fart slave
>>40948012But I'm the pooner hmmm?
>>40948012Wish I had hips like that...
>>40947906according to hypnotherapists who make past life regressions and stuff, the point is reincarnate on earth or even other world with life till your soul feels it has learned enough and return to the source (god)
>>40947966Post feet
>>40948021>Let's make this about me too Stfu
>>40948000you look kind of brutish but its in a cute way at least to me
This is me at the beach. It's truly over.
>>40947984I will try when I have money to go to the barbee, I hate the barbershop because it's such a stereotypical het male place I feel completely off there although I only speak the necessary with the men
>>40947957>>40948029
>>40947957no offense choom i cant even tell if you a paco or paki you a pardo?>>4094791783kg177cmsecretly i come from a clan of dwarves and im an outcast cos the covid vaccine caused a growth sport and they exiled me
>>40948002idk. maybe it’s his lisp>>40948008he has a cute voice and is stupid. idk why i find that hot https://youtu.be/FK66FJJCdzE?
>>40947652Sick Maynard reference bro.>>40947709Uncultured swine.
>>40948032that's ai
>>40948032you have body dysmorphia 100% certain
>>40948032I wish I had that body hahaha
>>40948043I am painfully jealous of his vocals.
>tfw no twink bf to control his finances and gaslightwtf why
>>40947988does he have an onlyfans?
>>40948041I'm brazilian with south spanish and middle eastern ancestry I look very """unique""" even here
>>40948058this was literally my last relationship. i was the twink. he made us get a shared bank account then he barely worked and spent everything i carried and was the only reason his car payments and shit got met
>>40948054it's not real
>>40948032How do I find a hung TOP husband?
honestly, if you fuck your cat, you deserve no sympathy
>>40948050That's ai some sis picked my pic and did that, I'm kinda chubby atm
>>40948066fuck.. I bet it was so hot to get financially dominated like that by daddy
>>40947811>We're your friends.
>>40948011Ngl it does feel like this on the highway during rushhour. Like knowing that all the dipshits stuck around me are driving to some dumbass job. It's embarrassing >>40947999This just motivates me to try even harder
I would do a lot of things to sing like Ymir or Maynard.
>>40948077have you ever had a bf? i was self deprecating like you and thought i was unlovable then when i got one the illusion shattered and i feel normal now even after we split
>>40948062no but i really want to meet him and offer to pay his debt in exchange for a foot job. AI anon, can you make him barefoot?
>>40948084not really it drove me crazy because he was blatantly horrible with money and didnt let me criticise him for it at all. he would get super offended and try to convince me i was wrong
>>40948075a turtle!
>>40948077lemme squish ur chub
>>40948100>>40948042>>40947988>>40947837
>>40948106nah I mean it sounded like you got taken advantage of. why did you ever get involved with such a loser?
>>40948016its funny cos i like getting my ass ate and im super hygienic >>40948029why the hell you wanna see some smelly shitalian wop greaser foot?>>40948065kek i really am like cotton hill in that one scene and i guess i was right
>>40948095The closest thing I had to a boyfriend was a BPD fling I had when I was early 20The was an asshole to and it endedEveryone else were just hornet (when it was more popular than grindr) and later grindr quickfucks, although in general I rarely had sex, especially because I suffer from a massive ED most likely due to the antidepressants and antianxiolitics I've been taking since I was 11
Getting drunk and watching runway videos hehe>>40948075think I have this pic in my goon folder
>>40948058I would sign over power of attorney if you're hot and let me suck your dick
>>40948119he convinced me i was wrong 24/7 like actually convinced me
>>40948122I want to get drunk so bad.
>>40948121*He was an asshole to me
>>40948075you're so British looking, built like a UK footballer
>>40948130poor boy. hope you're doing better now
I was going to teach you all how to deal with sexually precocious teenagers by trolling them into frustration.Then I realized it would be more fun not telling you all since it would cause far more frustration.
y'all what would you do if you wake up in an asian's body >>40948086
>>40948159Hide from Shiza
>>40948159I'd immediately start doing kpop bootcamp
>>40948148Could you post a higher res image I can't make out the text
>>40948100AI ANON WHERE ARE YOU?
>>40948177I giggled irl
>>40948130I am sorry you had to go through that. Its not all bad though. Now you have more experience and are better armed to detect that sort and deal with them in a better way. We ALL have to learn sometimes. The world does not favor the kind and decent.
>>40948185you seem like the kind of guy that would laugh at that
>>40947888>tripsi mean i gotta hold my tummy in and i see the ab outline a littlemight post pics
>>40948194What that means
>>40948185Ty I posted it thinking of you ~
>>40948100
>>40948205Im not a troll though
>>40948207feet gay feet
i wanna buy lsd again just so i can listen to music on it again. havent touched it for like a year
>>40948207Ai is going to be so scary when we can't tell the difference anymore
>>40948216If it looks like a, posts like a iykwim
>>40948207do your ai on me>>40947966
>>40948232yah same. Been like 2-3 years since I really tripped
>>40948244idkwym
>>40948142>>40948130I hope that didn't sound sarcastic. I genuinely hope you're doing better now
>>40948253i am yea
>>40948253Need more nice posters like this.
>>40948201It means he is going to keep sniping you because you aren't simping for him, so now he is just going to pretend to be different people and keep jabbing at you, attempting to demoralize you for spite because he has the emotional temperament of an infant without his bottleTake three guesses.
>>40948269Why does he do this to me?
>>40948258good :)
>>40948247is AI close to accurate?
>>40948288daddy!
>>40948275The same reason poodles yap. Because its the only thing they can do.Well, that and they both have the mental development that is just above that of a goldfish.
bottoms fart during sex lol
>>40948309Why you come here? I dont know why I do except no friends around. I often go to bed crying because gg posters so cruel.
How the hell am I still awake.More importantly,WHY the hell am I still awake.Probably all the chicken, rice and cake. Some brute force relentless over medication should fix that right up. I can whip up a chemical coma in no time.
>>40948317mine doesn't
I can’t stop masturbating to this white retard owo. AI anon can you put him in his underwear?
lick my feet boyss
>>40948326I missed you
That's a 5/10 body please stop.
>>40948317I burped after giving head and the guy thought it was hot lol
>>40948207hot
Gonna go snooze now. Goodnight hope you guys have a nice weekend!
>>40948364only if you let me lick your hole too
>>40948388Bye wino
>>40948322Im sorry, thats a bit more of a topic than I can fairly get into right now, as I am exhausted. Many reasons, its pseudo-company when I am on the computer, an easy break from tedium. Its habit, and nostalgia. It used to be more of a discussion space before normies with phones found it, and so one didnt have to explain personal life details every five minutes in casual chat.I am sorry that gaygen upsets you. It is not a good place for someone looking for healthy, genuine friendship, its just convenient banter, or at least it used to be before the trolls took over. They only live to spread their misery.As before, I would miss you, but for your own good I would strongly encourage you to find a healthier place to loiter in your spare time online, or better still, apply the time to exploration and interaction out in real life, as I have advised many, most recently Marina. Decent people can be confused by this space, and hurt, literally, from it.>>40948372Oh I have been around. Sorry if I seem distant. I try to give people space when it seems they would be better with some breathing room. I can tire people quickly, Im sure you can imagine.
why do dads have such big dicks
>>40948250You never do :'(
>>40948317Force him to apologize, and paddle his butt.
>>40948406It's OK im sarcastic when I say I'm upset with mean posters. No one can hurt my feelings more then I do it myself lol. This is Thatcher or no? Many nice anons I can't tell apart>>40948430Explain like im 15years old inbred etl
>still stuck at 260 to 270 and going back and forth I will always be a obese spic nigger
>>40948503we can't all be winners anon
>>40948450How much for your stinky shirts?
>>40948354if only it could make him naked
>>40948503trve with 90 iq points on a good day
>>40948514For real?
>>40948517hot. thanks for trying. he has a squishmallow collection and i want to ejaculate on his abs as he lays on it. :/
>>40948288you scared him away lmao
>>40948288reveal to us rexies face
Can you please post at least a solid 5/10 next time
just got the most embarrassing bj in years
>>40948450>This is Thatcher or no?lol yeah. But I am sorry you hurt your own feelings. I meant what I said. I remember missing you when you took a break from here before to where ever, but I was glad you found something better.This happens with me a lot here since I have been here so long. As soon as I get to like really like them, I actually look forward to them finding a better place because I know how toxic it gets here. A lot of good people here have been genuinely damaged by low lifes here.
if you were born around like 2018-2021, would your kid faggot self have a crush on an italian brianrot character?
>>40948528Who is he again?
>>40948604Do tell
>>40948628I won't be here forever . When im fit ill move to fit, more gay there anyway.
>>40948640Dumb cute white boy who got a girl pregnant and is now broke. https://youtu.be/FK66FJJCdzE?si=tY2OQPpXUG6lJm5E
>>40947564Test
>>40948668what did you get banned for?
>>40948643NO. Goddammit. Its either same fag or someone who actually was waiting for someone to encourage him to share a bad bj story. This place is over run with people who over-share.Now that you have encouraged him, hopefully he just shares some context about the set up. I dont need some asshole to report to me about a bad blow job, or any really.
>>40948664Fits a good place. Much lighter mood and a lot healthier, of course. You dont have to wait though. Theres a lot of beginners there.
>>40948666Yeah I was just hoping for a name that Google could give me the QRD on. Idw actually watch some stranger.
>>40948556gemini wont do it as his body looks underage but grok says he looks like this..
>>40948666lol at first I though that was a AI prank of a girls arm reaching up from under the desk below him.
>>40948689Do you lurk there?
>>40948643drank several beers, was jerking in the basement, got drunk-mad, found a 40yo guy offering bjs, actually drove to a park, awkwardly found him, awkwardly dropped my shorts after trying to hold them up and got a half chub only, never got hard proper, he sucked on it for 5 minutes and fondled the balls, i aborted the the whole thing in frustration, apologized and i pray i will never see him againi sleep and dream of
>>40948708Grok is retarded though. I have to keep writing giant prompts and re-run calculations on it for weeks on one problem just to get it to count its nuts and come up with the same number twice. It sucks with complex instructions. You have to feed it details one spoonful at a time and then hope it doesnt forget the first part by the time you get to the last part. The image editing is a joke.
>>40948738>drank several beers>actually drove to a parkgirl
>>40948732Oh not for many years. I liked it when I did though.
>>40948668Dr. Freeman, get into the machine now! The experiment is starting!
>>40948741true, I just say 'reveal his face" and give it nothing I think the first photo resembles him most likely..based on his femboy trans identity
>>40948747i was angery
>>40948738And what did we learn?
>>40948768buy viagra rn
to me AI is a scrying mirror, it's playing with darkness, it's divination
>>40948756I assure you there is no way it could construct a face with any fidelity based on the source pics to the right. Just the hands should prove that much.
>>40948779i got a divining rod for ya dummy
wouldnt you feel weird if you are dating a direct genghis khan descendant and everytime he makes you swallow you are consuming sperm that contains his Y chromosome that millions of men have across eurasia
>>40948775Microdose cialis and NEVER under any circumstances talk to anyone over 40
>>40948702I want to find his name so I can fap to his instagram, but I can’t find it. Anyone have Pimeyes?
>>40948805>Anyone have Pimeyes?everyone have pimeyes?
>>40948798am i allowed to talk to myself?
>>40948812what
fourtyeenie hole
>>40948834I'm confused, are you trying to figure out who that guy is?
Yuck
>>40948784it scared this poster away>>40948247
>>40948784it's capable of more than you realize if you bow to it and ask it to reveal to you things.. there has to be an element of your submission to it
>>40948849Yeah!
tennis guys are so hot i want to fuck one right now
i miss my millennial boomer older brother, been years since he moved out to another state and hardly ever see him now, all i have is the books and dvds and cds he left behind when he moved out. and i took them with me when i moved out too ;_;
>>40948848my hand hurts
>>40948805I hate the fat greasy guy trying to give him advice, guy needs to lose weight before i'd taken anything he has to say seriously.
>>40948750Thank you for being nice.
>>40948902you should find his dad and in vengeance rape him
https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8BE34LR/
>>40948927Crazy how we don't actually have to be weird around here yet every time there's replies like these
>>40948920Agree. I like watching the dumb white boy get degraded though
>>40948288>>40948530>>40948864i was taking a piss and namefag here when i want attention ai slop was 2/5 in a acale of accuracy
>>40948945>was 2/5 in a scale of accuracySo you're ugly then
My bf told me when we first met I annoyed him a lot but he fell for me too. Im lucky he give me a chance and our relationship is very strong lolI think I still annoying him sometimes but he use to it.
>>40948945malaka!
>>40948952its ok that you annoy him, he's seeing someone else
>>40948942why does this guy keep getting posted?
>>40948958I encourage him to but also afraid he will fall in love with other guy.
>>40948970He’s got that low income ethereal white boy beauty
His family is very anti Russian but they also very loving and kind to me.
>>40948805his name is Bryson, cant reveal anything more than that.
>>40948939it will be the only reply you get, take it and appreciate it more than you did your brother
Just started watching Hellraiser. Didn't realize Brandon Flynn was in it. He cute.
would you gift your bf a labubuwhat would you do if your bf gifts you a labubu
>>40948991i found him too :3
>>40948991wtf why not
>>40949006gatekeeping, duh
>>40948981>whiteoh, bleagma...
>>40948991>>40949005If you’re not gonna dox him, can you at least find pics of him shirtless?
>>40949025let's talk money, how much do you want it?
What it means it i can talk in a group well but uncomfortable 1 on 1?
>>40949030i’ll cash app you 50 cents
>>40949036funny
>>40949035you should find random people to talk with on cam/mic, it helps
>>40949038stop gate keeping. did you find his ig?
>>40948987He doesn't exist. Facepalm yourself.
>>40949044i have instagram, linkedin and twitter, show me how much you want it
>>40947564Thats a cata
>>40949004burn it i dont fvck with doark soided shih like lavoodoo
>>40949051Thankfully he does. He makes me so happy. >>40949040I talk to a friend sometimes in Russia but he busy a lot.
>>40949004throw it in the bin
>>40949073you seem a bit insecure
>>40949052Is there anything decent on his ig or is it private?
>>40948848scuse me?
>>40948925You are far nicer, and its obvious to anyone<3
>>40949081you'll be able to check that out for yourself if you just make me happy first
>>40949093ok
>>40949098>>40949098>>40949098
>>40949025I dont understand. The guy has some show and collects money but he has no handle, no name at all? I wasn't asking for his legal name, just something that would have some description, bio, wiki, credentials, background, theme anything.
>>40949104He was getting interviewed on a show and they used a pseudonym
>>40949132Oh so no one really. I thought he was a podcaster or something with a show. My mistake.So.... anon has a crush on some guy who was on a showwwww....
>>40948950i look like hassan piker except i dont take steroids or fuck kids
>>40947588>mfw shitting in the office rn literally