thats life tho

>>40961162
if you leave your life as an unwanted failed male you need to help a bro out

I tried and he ghosted me after I told him there was a possibility I would return to my ex, I mean, I didn't confirm anything but that was enough for him to turn cold against me and ultimately unfriending me.

>>40961179
What did you want him to do if you told him to his face that you had better plans than him?

>>40961179
>>40961169
what are you talking about

>>40961179
you're a heartless bitch

>>40961179
Anon... Are you stupid?

>>40961179
I'd leave your bitchass too. Go be with your ex then. Fucking monkey branching whore

>>40961159
I've been trying. They REALLY don't make it easy.

>>40961159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlMh_P2Kokw

>>40961279
Will you save me?

>>40961279
Incel chud here, would you like to be my girlfriend?

>>40961298
>>40961296
emily of 4chan is a 40 year old australian boomer who looks and sounds like a fat bogan

I promise you that you can do better than that

>>40961265
Some days prior I was really happy talking to him and I told him I just got a job and he just replied "good?", then he started acting distant and reply with short sentences, dunno if the job caused my ex to feel the need to ask me to return with her but he knew I wasn't very sure, I kept trying to make him feel comfortable with my new job talking first, sending long winded messages but nothing.

I know it was dumb but out of honesty and thinking it would make him act I told him about my ex but that was the end of it, so, sorry for wanting affection I guess.

>>40961296
>>40961298
I would but I can't date Anonymous. 4chan is the shittiest dating app possible. We're almost certainly not near each other, we share no personal information, and there's no way to talk privately.

I would LOVE a 4chan gamer bf, really, that would be the ideal. But the only way it CAN happen is if I meet one on a different dating app. And the trouble with the other apps is I get like a hundred new guys trying to match with me every day and finding someone like you guys is like finding a needle in a haystack.

Also >>40961317 is correct excepting the boomer part (I'm a millenial).

>>40961319
I've had similar experiences. Dating the neurodiverse is hard.

>>40961159
no I want a 8/10 minimum...

>>40961477
Can you at least act like my girlfriend every time we spot each other in a thread?

>>40961503
No because you're anonymous. I can't tell you from everyone else.
If you want me to know you you need a trip.

>>40961159
He has to be buff and 5'11" with a cock of 6.5" x 5" and an average or better face at minimum. Also, no NEETs. But if he has all these traits, then it's hard for him to be an incel.

>>40961159
i would if they wanted me..

I had a girl from here save me and then I fucked it up.

>>40961764
why did you do that anon
im currently working on my own pet neet i really hope he doesnt leave me :(

>>40961791
I wish I was a pet

>>40961764
same and then we both fucked it up

>>40961159
a guy saved me once, my first and only boyfriend, being gay in a conservative state stinks, then he left me without saying goodbye and I regressed completely and became a worse person

>>40961159
Look, it's harder when you're a transbian. I trooned one girl out, but it took years. And then she caught feelings and got really pissy with me whenever I had IRL love interests.
Now that I'm much older there are fewer prospects too, because most people my age have figured that shit out for themselves and I'm not gonna go "grooming" university kids.

but I am the incel?

>>40963339
women can't be incels you silly goose

>>40961179
Yeah you're not supposed to say that dawg, even if it's in the back of your mind. If you have a "preferred option in the back of your head" then it is kind of a mistake to involve yourself seriously with someone else

>>40961764
i saved a girl from here and then she fucked it up

>>40963648
how'd that go anon?
>>40961791
cause im a stupid guy, i'm living with the consequences now

>>40961159

I'm on my third saved pooner

>>40963704
>how'd that go anon?
i finally asked her to come live with me and she said no because she was still too scared and insecure, then spiraled about it, ghosted me

>>40963749
damn, sorry to hear anon

>>40961159
why would i have sex with a guy who probably doesn't even know how to please me?
he can find another girl to practice on

>>40963532
Hmm, I guess, but after like a week of being ignored I didn't know what else to say to catch his attention.

Was it better to hide it from him? What if I returned to my ex(I gave them a grace period but it didn't work out), it would have eaten me alive, I hate lying.

>>40961477
I guess that I shouldn't have told him that, but I wanted to be honest, it's a very complicated situation that's been going for years and I just couldn't hide it, guess I'll just give up on men as I am "stuck" here.

>>40963524
I'm not a woman, I only wish I was, silly sausage

>>40961159
I have a crush on my incel friend, but I’m pretty sure he would reject me.

>>40961159
i spotted an emerging incelism in a certain male acquaintance. i am slowly making him trans. i hope this lets him be productive and happy in this horrific society. trooning out saved me from becoming farage's secondman - why shouldn't i try to save others

>>40962559
find a nice girl to look after and train u :3

>>40963704
have you tried getting back with her?

>>40964899
>slowly making him trans
Based pinkpiller

>>40961159
a girl likes me alot and hangs out with me every night lately.
she said she'd bake some bagels for me and bring them to me tonight.

i can tell she likes me alot. but its still early so.

the reason im telling you.
is cause shes a celibate.

idk why.
maybe trauama, or std, no idea wy.
maybe lesbian, or lying.
but i dont think so cause we hang out every night and her phone doesnt beep no ones calling her, only randoms try to hit on her, and she does good.

so idk. shes pretty hot too.

also she knows whats going on with me out there and trys to help me.

>>40964899
farage?
Nigel Farage?
what does he have to do with being an incel or trans

>>40965896
incels think women are leftie faggots who need shot. unsurprising overlap with conservative voters

>>40965903
no we won't

>>40965118
>have you tried getting back with her?
i did but she hates me and doesn't want to talk to me anymore

>>40967072
aww :(

>>40961159
Based picrel. Charlotte is my favorite anime despite all the plot holes and other issues the show has.

>>40961159
Bitches say thay until they realize most incels like femdom

>>40965118
>find a nice girl to look after and train u :3
This is insanely difficult to find

>>40967870
i knoww :/ id offer but i already have someone filling that role :p

keep looking and youll find someone anon

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Can I have a girlfriend please

>>40961159
>meet a guy playing Vidya
>he's really cute and charming
>and hot
>e-date
>eventually he comes clean
>he's actually fat
>idk he makes me happy
>continue dating
>convince him to work out and take better care of himself
>he does and becomes hotter than the guys he used to claim were him
>love him dearly

I did my part

>>40968114
You're a hero.