>Pass well>pretty face>bottom heavy hourglass body>heart shaped ass>smart>good sense of humor>still no bfWhat am I doing wrong? Is it the dissolving a boar head with my own bile thing? Its the bile isn't it?
>>40974775do you ever talk to boys?
>>40974775>Is it the dissolving a boar head with my own bile thing?Have you actually done that?
>>40974775idk i sit outside and its like moths to a light.right now a girl likes to hangout with me.but for a while it was mainly dudes.it takes 0 effort. i dont have to text people, i just go outside and chill and people gather.
>>40974797Sometimes.>>40974807Its just a fun hypothetical yk>>40974813How? I get told im pretty by people all the time but strangers basically ignore me. Like I mean they'll look and Sometimes I can tell a guy is checking me out but like nobody comes up or wants a conversation or anything.
>>40974857sit in a comfy spot that has alot of foot traffic and a night life scene. and do things, like a bunch of hippies come and bring hacky sack and food and weed things and mushrooms etc, and then theres people that bring instruments and play music all night, all sorts gather in a spot and everyone passes through this 1 spot, so its where everyone gathers, alot of homeless people too. all types chill in this 1 spot.and the nightlife stuff, is literally about 300 feet away.so on a busy day probably close to 1,000-5,000 people will come through. and some of them will stay and talk for a bit.alot of them are regulars too. i ive in kind of a populated area. where alot of things are about 20 minute drive.like cities or tourist or vacation spots.
You don't pass and you have a lumpy fat body. Sorry to break it to you. Put down the fork, tubbs
>>40975527The audacity of saying this when you have no idea what I look like is really funny.>>40975501That actually sounds like super pleasant desu. I live near a city too but idk my family has kinda instilled paranoia in me about being out at night in downtown areas especially alone. Im also only 20 so not quite old enough to really enjoy all the nightlife stuff yk.
>>40975707oh it's just a giant ribcage, jacked forearms and handsjust as we suspected yo'all don't pass
>>40974775Sounds like you have a very self inflated image of yourself considering you think all of that to be true yet still no bf. The fact speaks for itself.
>>40974775desu all women are having a hard time in the dating pool at the moment.
>>40975707it can be dangerous at times, but yeah its usually pretty chill.i've had some fucked up things happen to me out there.but more people know me around there now than dont, so i have alot of protection from the streets and even the police know me out there.and i have no problems most the time.its chill.but yeah you do have to be careful.especially if you're a trans person.
>>40976029Do you have any rules you follow? I grew up very rural so im kinda a true redblooded American girl so ill prolly conceal carry when im 21, but other than that do you have anything I should watch out for? Also ngl I mostly made this thread for the boar head thing and wasn't expecting to actually get good advice so thats actually quite appreciated.
>>40976029>ill prolly conceal carry when im 21you may not be able to
>>40974857>I can tell a guy is checking me out but like nobody comes up or wants a conversation or anything.Oh so you are not trans
>>40976122Ikr I hopefully will tho. I want a 1911 chambered in 45. I love how elegant they look. My dad has a black on with a custom wood handle its very pretty but its chambered in 10 and it was his grandpa's so if I get that it would probably be inheritance.>>40976134What?
>>40975707masc/10 sorry m8
>>40975501Drugs, drinking, homelessness, loitering, eww gross. Those aren't real connections it's just people seeing enablement and cheap thrills.
>>40975707That's not a bottom heavy hourglass that's an emaciated twink, the picture is blurry and dark with no face. Your fashion sense is giving emo mall goth.
>>40976293right and they likely have a hank hill ass based off how the pants are hanging on the hips
>>40976255yeah everything i do is gross.i shovel shit for free. and i pick horse hooves.your nose looks like a glizzy.
>>40975707>Yeah I'm a big booty curvy bitch>look inside>Boney twinkEvery time with these hons
>>40974775>>good sense of humor>>pass wellBut (real) women all have a shit sense of humor though?
are you very picky? are you on any dating sites? I don't think it's common to be cold approached anymore.
>>40974775u got friends? u should have friends u meet regularly with (irl) and that all have more friends so whenever u get together it's a new mix of people so you can meet someone naturally
>>40976201>>40976293>>40976335Yk it really do be crazy how anytime you show confidence on this board people wanna tear you down. I post here all the time and usually to decent reception. Yall are litterally just haters. Its lowkey kinda funny. I cant fake humble because your ass is insecure.>>40976395Nah desu this thread was just a joke about the boar head thing, but the actual reason I dont have a bf is i dont open myself up or get close to people. I dont like it. Its a vulnerability im not comfortable with at this point.>>40976424Sounds nice but not at this point. Im prolly gonna start collage in winter tho so that'll hopefully change that maybe
>>40976806Butty looks good but you need a push up bra or something to fight back on those massive shoulders.>smartFirst mistake, no one like smart trannies.
>>40974775it's because you don't show off your feet enough
>>40977369Gross
>>40974775>>40975707>>40976806KYS
Grim
>>40976806you look fine OP, this site is full of haters
>>40978010No thanks <3>>40978162Oh man *checks list* your armpits dont pass well enough, hon, ur ngmi. >>40978666Dw im aware. Maybe if this was a few years ago they mightve had an effect on me but now nah Idrc. I could never be as delulu as some of these people. I honestly dont know why I bother replying to these people. I think part of me kinda hopes hat if they target me it'll keep some some off of someone with thinner skin. It probably won't tho. I hope people see how catty these people are and learn to not take em too seriously. >>40975761 chuds like this are probably laughing watching how much we tear each other apart. Such is life ig tho
>>40979337I'm pretty sure i've seen more hate on this board than irl. Its insane how the board tears itself down. Go in chasergen if you want to see more.
maybe you're just crazy or something you don't notice makes you clockable thus preventing men from approaching you
>>40979337You're so noble and brave for coming to the board to attentionwhore and post slutty photos that must be so hard for youkill yourself genuinely
I hope you get your heart broken by the love of your life cheating on you with an underage ftm femboy
>>40976806Not those anons. I definitely would, but you have to realize you can't be cocky while not having the answers. I'm sure you could get a bf but you've probably either got your standards in the sky or driving them away with that personality.
>>40979745I actually came here to make a joke about dissolving a boar head with my own stomach acid as a kinda shock value thing. Like the first part to conger the mental image of a pretty girl then the contrast of me doing something really gross. As well as making people be like well duh obviously thats why. It was supposed to be a 2 fold subversion of expectations where the greentext was the setup and the normal text was the punchline. I guess the joke kinda fell flat since it got ignored so you can fault me for that. I only posted those pics cause people were being haters, and I like proving em wrong. At worst im being a lil dumb but oh well. I cant imagine having the vitriol in my heart that you have. Its honestly sad. Life is so much better when youre a girl's girl instead of a catty asshole.
>>40979840blah blah blah tourist slop just leave then
>>40979918Ive been posting here for a couple years dummy I just prefer to uplift people.
>>40975707white boys have the widest hips it’s not fucking fair
>>40974775It could be your voice, your ribcage, shoulders or your hips. Cisgenders have learned the clues to look for.It's not easy passing as some may think.Although you feel like you're passing in real life you may not.
>>40980650Hey im sure you look fine, and remember comparison is theif of joy. Id prefer you didnt call me a boy tho. Also do they? I thought on average white people had narrower hips.