qott: do you enjoy life?
>>41004609Qottno!!!
There's gonna be a whole lot of chasers turning in their captive tranies to the government soon
>>41004609>qott: do you enjoy life?Yes! Took me until my 30's to do so tho
>>41004609>qott: do you enjoy life?can't enjoy it rn gives the circumstances, enjoyed it 1-3 months back
>>41004629im done with her anyway, government issue tesla cybertranny is better
>>41004629This isnt the UK. it's my god given right as an American to leash a tranny!
hey stu i just beat act 1 of silksongwhere are you up to?
>>41004517was just reading up about it, and the reason is that a portion of the state of Illinois has said they don't want to be in the same state as Chicago lol. they are actually looking to create a new state "new Illinois"
>>41004609QOTTnyo
>>41004609>qott: do you enjoy life?NO!!!!
Why don't you tranners enjoy life?
>>41004680hi kiria, what's on the agenda today?wish i could hug you
>>41004690lifes tuff
>>41004609i do but i try not to make a big thing out of it
>>41004690because I’m me!!!
>>41004690it is very hard to be a tranny so please be patient with us
>>41004692SADNESS!!! maybe going to the supermarket to buy things with my mom but idk it depends on her because i cant drive so if shes going today its today if shes going tomorrow its tomorrow she hasnt decided yet. hbu anon??
>>41004690life is shit. ok it could be worse i couldve been born a very ill kid in a very poor family in a very bad city in idk mumbai skirts or some congolese jungle or even some very bad brazilian favelabut still its not good the fact im a tranny made me go through shit things i wouldnt be going if i had an ormal brain
>>41004711ok ok. you going to cook anything nice today?it's getting a little late into the night for me so i'm playing some silksong. but i spent the whole day studying at home today
Damn just caught myself in the mirror, dayum that dude UGLY as hell lmao
>>41004722not acceptable. say something nice about him now
>>41004690i enjoy life
>>41004609where did you get this picture of me?
>>41004726Good!
>>41004609im this but with the genders reversed. chasers are all very sad. please do not be sad ok
im okay dw about me. it will go away on its own
>>41004757it does and it doesn't
I'm going on my first date with a trans woman and I'm a bit nervous and excited. QOTT:ye
>QOTTDespite everything, life is good. And if it's not good, it can always be turned around.
>>41004764THATS SO EXCITING its ok to be nervous i hope it all goes well
>>41004720i dont think so anon sorry i only cook dinner casually not everyday my mom is the main chef of the house. tonight i think my mom will deepfry some fish with french fries. maybe i will convince my mom that if she let me do the breading process like seasoning the breading process it will be tastier bc i would put some paprika black pepper etc on it and it will have more flavour on the fish. who knows. yeah i think tonight i will cook but it will be simple cooking sorry anon the last thing i did all by myself was cooking strogonoff (the brazilian strogonoff is different from the original stroganov) sunday or monday i think? but the rice was my moms rice anyway its ok>>41004722literally me
>>41004653gm scilla!!
nobody ever downloads the files i share on soulseek
>>41004784hiii!!!
>>41004779Feliz jueves amiga. Eu amo te <3 :3
>>41004786i never before noticed there were chatrooms on soulseek and went to the most popular one called LGBTQ or something like that and the whole chat was the most agp shit imaginable
>tfw you'll never have kiria cook for you :(
>>41004802that rules. agps really are the backbone of society. i love my communityi checked one out and it was just people screaming racial slurs at each other non stop
Reminder that braith is a fat failed abortion and the world will be better when he 41s
there was mold in my coffee maker :(
>>41004819you are immune to all spores now. i look forward to you outliving all of us. have you noticed your hrt seeming more effective recently
>>41004817why are you such a meanie?
>>41004819The coffee will taste different after you've cleaned the mold.
>>41004817this is a widely known thing, it's like saying the sky is blue, you don't even need to post it
>>41004817You and braith need to have a hon-off. Winner gets free FFS.
>>41004789how is your day going princess?
>>41004819good lord
Yes, braith sucks But being 31 and picking on a retarded teenager is pretty sad
>>41004836I'd mog braith even if my face was melted off from acid.
personally i think we should have some common decency respect for the sanctity of life. reveling in someone's death is disgusting
>>41004797feliz jueves amigo you got it right this time its really jueves = thursday!!! <3>>41004809who knows anon one day you will visit my 3 star michelin restaurant and the full course meal will be free for you ok i promise!!!i will be going to the supermarket yeah so if (you) ask me something and i dont reply its cause i wont be here for a while not bc i hate you ok!!!! bye ^.^
>>41004843Braith is perma fucked so I see no issue in it
>>41002980
>>41004817not cool to misgender someone based on the fact that you don't agree with them
>>41004847i agree. it really soured my view on people here. i wont mourn him, but the borderline gooning of it was a really grim sign about a lot of ppl's states of mindit is 4chan ig, but even normies are going nuts, right and left
>>41004861she’s just as unhinged as the shitposters who joke about the killing so who gaf
>>41004829i love my mushroom overlords >>41004832i haven’t used it while it had mold>>41004839what???
>>41004865dont misgender braith???
>>41004837picrel should provide more context, hbu?
>>41004865it’s 4chan so most people are probably just baiting for reactions. people were gooning when that twitter tranny jumped off the bridge too but nobody said anything then.
>>41004861I don't disagree, shooting someone on a debate stage is cuck shit, celebrating it is ghoulish and morally inconsistent. >>41004847Trvke. People who do this are scum, it reminds me of when chuds start flicking their bean when tranners jump off bridges. It's vile.
Is there even a point in chasing with an average penis and a short stature?All trannies that would even consider dating men want them hypermasculine for reasons of further accentuating their own feminity.
>>41004886what? no im talking about ellie praying for braith to 41
>>41004873It'll still taste different, some mysteries of the world shall forever remain unexplainable. Have you tried releasing rapport spores on anything yet? You can use that new power to speak to things not normally capable of communication in your tongue, very useful ability.
>>41004888what are the numbers for average and short?
>>41004888you probably don’t have much relationship experience if you think penis size matters. especially when you’re looking to date people who will only be able to do anal. but yeah most androphiles like tall men it doesn’t mean you can’t get a gf you probably just have to work a little harder.
>>41004885plenty of people said something what? chuds didn't but of course they didnt wdym. its not good to act like them. >>41004888work on yourself to the best of your ability regardlessi dont think this is true anyway, well, not overall
>>41004898idk how to activate it but i should finish baulders gate
>>41004894Braith's still lurking around like a bad smell, but if she dies, if one were to gloat that'd be a sick thing, she's obviously a very tortured unwell person.
>>41004916How far through the game are you? Tell me about your character.
are there chasers for theymabs?
>>41004888i dont care about all that hypermasculine stuff i think thats kind of a stereotype. just looking for someone with a personality and a little empathy
>>41004925>tranny>empathylololololololololname on fatty
chasor gen
>>41004909the gen was unusable for days because every chaser in here was celebrating. im sure some were just staying quiet but it was all celebrating in here
>>41004902Six inches and like 5'6The issue is that to even troon out you need to he deep into pornography so the penile minimum is probably like 12 inches gigahog.>>41004907Ok but now i gotta compete with tall people who work hard. Probably harder than i do even.>>41004909Same old same old.
>>41004864I dont call no effort hateful little faggots prefered pronouns, if you look like a male and act like a male im calling g you won.
what do you mean anon, bronya's one of the nicest people in cg???
>>41004690broke
good morning anons. this is a photo of me irl in real right now>>41004609i love life. life is beautiful
i cant believe bee finally got run off /b/ i wonder if she got banned she was losing her mind 20 hours a day for the past week
>>41004850Can i be your bf please cute ma"amm ? :3 Eu amo te !!!!! <3
>>41004961hi pichu. i'm very much liking silksong. did you end up playing it?
>>41004888>average penisaverage penis is the best penis, not a very well known fact but big penis hurts>short staturedepends on how short and the build of a man, im for example a tall girl (5'11") so kinda having 5'3" bf might just look weird and I want to be princess carried.keeping that in mind still i would pick a short king with nice personality rather than abuser tall chad any day>>41004936hi stu>>41004953you do you edgelord
>>41004922not far at all. i made a half elf sorc but i think i want to restart and play a moon druid cause wildshape is cool
>>41004961Pichu ugly
>>41004967Hey fatass, I'm not banned, unlike you I touch grass, was enjoying a state fair and Christian artists and going to bars
>>41004936classic stu
oh thank god. i finally managed to recollect my full flac quality daxbak discography. you have no idea how hard it was to find them all once let alone twice
>>41004981>would pick a short king with nice personality rather than abuser tall chad any dayWomen only ever say that not to sound insane but its never true.Also my personality isnt that great either.I could princess carry bc i exercise. Unless youre super fat or something.
>>41004995how old are you? You should stop using this site. If you keep using it at least drop the fauxsona. It's not 2010, that's not interesting anymore
>>41004939>every chaserc'mon now. get a better psyop you worm
>41004992lol bad bait
>>41004981I absolutely do me, your support of men like braith as valid is exactly the reason people are rejecting trans people.
>>41005011Stop niggering around, you fatigue me
>>41004989Do you not like the sorc? You can respec yourself, a companion you already have, use the withers mercenaries, or either of the two druid companions the game gives you to play with moon druid.
i need to eat good to get better but all i want is garbage junk food qq
>>41005011Sorry I dont speak in clicks and ebonics, gonna filter ur greasy chicken lips, youre also a male btw, an agp dork who puts no effort in
>Racist troon.Marry me aryan queen.
>>41004609>do you enjoy life?no
>>41005018>>41005029It makes me sad you get so angry, hopefully you grow out of it in your 40's
>>41005022resepecing breaks my immersion. i wouldn’t respec for no reason in a real campaign. i want my character to be the druid cause i think it would be more fun. it’s not the same if someone else gets to do it. maybe that’s dumb but it’s how my brain works
>>41005041https://vocaroo.com/16xKuhPQmMRX
>>41004882i am fine, but after your appereance here i am even better!
>>41004995you have made 908 posts on /b/ since the 8th, which for reference was three days ago. 725 of those were on the day of the 8th alone. you claimed you took a hiatus from the site to use reddit, despite continuing to post
>>41005043I never respecced anyone on my playthrough either. I don't know how it works in game, but having main character be a wild shape druid can suck when you need the lackeys to do all of the talking for you because bears can't talk.
>>41005048I'm not going to listen to that, sorry that you wasted your time making that. I also thought I'd be filtered? Why did you lie about that?
wet or non wet, vote plshttps://unseecc/album#gXm5QSWS54Mt>>41004981hi :)>>41004998im nuts!
>>41005037does this help
>>41004936Yeah but what are we chasing?
>>41005054You count mentions and lalarps though it's reality, ur a fugly man.
>>41005061damn im ugly tho. and i only got uglier since those pictures>>41005065pussy? i think?
>>410050611 vote for non wet hair
>>41005007>Women only ever say that not to sound insane but its never true.i mean i probably wouldnt consider short guys as much for short term dating (i dont wanna do that anyways) but height is only a feature that would help me develop the primary attraction. not in a million worlds i would consider someone long term who i cant develop secondary attraction to and secondary > primary to me.i like men and not women because of their silly personalities (sorry women), i like when they're passionate and nerdy about something bcs i know i will never be bored with him:)>>41005017the classic example of superiority complex>>41005053glad to hear that, hope you will have a nice day today:)
>>41005061>https://unseecc/album#gXm5QSWS54MtYou are NOT helping.
why does it take an engineering degree to clean a Keurig? at least with old coffee pots I could just clean the water tank with an acidic cleaner to break down the calcium
>>41005066this is exclusively posts made using the name 'Ellie' over that period. how many of those would you say you think are larps?
>>41005078good morning you are beautiful, take that and feel happy
>>41005062sure
>>41005073pls explain your choice>>41005075what amn't i helping?(i just invented the word amn't)
>>41005074it is a nice day desuwhat are you doing now?
>>41005078Raping Rosewood until she pass out and posting it on 4chan
>>41005091how can I better cheer you up >>41005104*protects her from you*
>>41004974hi, nope, i still haven't launched the game. looking more likely ill either sit on it for 3 years or return it. glad you're having fun with it!>>41004992oh yeah?
>>41005086He's talking about /b/ where there are no trips, do u have fat on the brain?
>>41005074>Summarizes beta bux alpha fux and posits it as a good thing.Its. So. Over.
>>41005111are you illiterate?
>>41005097>pls explain your choicei just think ur face shape looks better with hair that has more volume (dunno if that's the right word). your face looks kinda long when you have the hair all flat like when it's wet
>>41005056oh i didnt think of that. maybe i’ll just keep not play :/
>>41004609No, I don’t. I’m 26 years old. Stuck in college because I’ve only been doing 1 subject for years since I’m retarded. No women or men are interested in me. Living with my parents, working for my father and only making like 50 dollars a month.I have seizures, so I can’t live alone.
>>41005037good morning
>>41005124Im not a nigger so no.
>>41005129You should play.
>>41005127i see. i like the wet picture bc it looks like someone dumped water on me and im mad about it
>>41005111i understand that. im talking about posts made where the string 'Ellie' was entered into the name field. i understand some portion of that could be larps. do you think you could make an approximate estimate as to what percentage of the posts made under that name on the 8th did not come from you? i understand that's a difficult thing to evaluate
>>41005110i think it might not be so enjoyable if you didn't play the first not. not for narrative reasons, but the difficulty ramps up real fast so it expects a lot from you early on>>41005148i see what you mean lol
>>41005100i wanted to go do some digital photography with my camera today but its windy and raining and the weather sucks so ill have to think of some other activitiesprobably gonna do laundry and then watch common side effects.wbu, what are you doing/gonna do today?>>41005116idc about money actually, i grew up in a poor family and im probably gonna stay that way kek
>>41005089I'll try, I can't help but feel they will be dragging us in the streets soon. There is no good left in the world. They needed their Boogeyman and they got it. And we'll all be seeing the consequences. I will not be sent to a prison to be raped and tortured. I will not be beaten in the streets for looking like a troon. I will be the the decider of my fate. I tak solace in that. I'm scared tho, I didn't want to die>>41005104This is what they want, to see us suffer. I will not have that
>>41004942the joke writes itself. you’re saying people only transition because of porn. the issue isn’t that you are short it’s that you’re a transphobic asshole.
>>41005152Yes a large portion of it is larps, decides socializing when addressed is human nature, let's see ur discord msg count
>>41005148i dont like the wet one for this reason because it makes me mad thinking about someone dumping water on you even though you dont deserve it and i want to go and beat them up
>>41005184from reading through the posts i can't identify any that are immediately apparent as larps to me. would you say maybe 10 or so of those posts is a reasonable estimate? the majority of the posts made appear to made on cooldown from each other, suggesting they came from the same person?
>>41005054LOL
>>41005205Thats because youre slow darling, anywayys
He did not grunt. He articulated. He spoke a word that had been said to him time without number by humans. He said "no".
>>41005139why? what’s so good about it? and should i just keep being a sorc? dragon blood if that matters
>>41004942>to even troon out you need to he deep into pornographybait or mental retardation?go educate yourselfhttps://youtu.be/kxhLu5G0FV8?t=2034s
>>41005214Lol hides behind anon>you post so much hahaha, braith and bronya make transitioning less accepted by the general population and for good reason imagine those beasts walking into a female restroom all full of rage with their towering bodies
>>41005229>>41005180You will not convince me that trannies dont consume more pornography than the average person.
He did not grunt. He elite. He flood a brute that had been said to arbiter time without number by spartans. He said "halo".
>>41005235i’m not braith or bronya. do you want to make another attempt at guessing my trip?
>>41004609HENLO and yes recently i do enjoy life.
>>41005244Just stating facts youre either fat and manly or worse black
>>41005240i don’t really care enough to try to convince you. you’re basically saying >i see you as fetishists and freaks, will you let me hit it even tho i’m short and have a small dick? then you said >i’ll have to compete with taller men who work just as hard ok so just like when you date cis women then? i don’t know what kind of answer you’re looking for here
>>41005186try imagining that i deserve it so youre less mad
why does talking to my mom make we want to die?
>>41005240>You will not convince me that trannies dont consume more pornography than the average person.now now anon, your original statement was that trooning out is due to pornography not that avg tranny consumes more pornography.you're just a dishonest fuck
Welp.
>>41005214to contextualise that figure, 747 posts have been made under the name 'Hearts' (another high post density namefag from the trap thread) since the start of May this year, which is approximately equal to the number of posts made by Bee in one night. that time span is equal to 133 days, if that makes comparison easier>>41005220im just confused as to exactly when your break from the website was. are you referring to the last two days where your post frequency was similar to that of the average /b/ thread namefag?
>>41005273Didn't post once yesterday, was too busy getting compliments and getting flirted with while I was touching grass
>>41005287nta but you were posting in this gen yesterday lol
Listening to the NFL on Fox theme while fucking my tranner gf.
>>41005292It was a larp then
>>41005273jesus wtf
coffee :)
Coffee :)
wish i had normal coffee ive been drinking nuclear waste/battery acid tasting coffee for the past month
>>41005335is your mug bigger? is that why it’s capitalized?
>>41005224I think your sorc should get to see the end of their story. They're stuck in limbo right now. Playing is much better than a lot of other ways to waste time, when you're home from a busy day and lack the energy to go back outside play is perfect.>>41005353Yeah, my mug holds 4 cups easily, but I usually put only three in at a time.
>>41005320that's true. there's a gap of slightly over exactly one day between your most recent post before this thread (>>>/b/939594698) and the start of your posts in this thread (>>41004817). are you referring to specifically that 24 hour period?>>41005320i apologise for not presenting this information graphically how it really should be. because of the nature of the archives there isn't a good way to scrape the data in bulk so i'm evaluating these by hand.
coffeeee :)
>>41005359okay maybe. it’s on my computer tho i can’t get out of bed much right now so it may be a later thing. also that’s a lot of coffee. i just fill my small mug up 2 times usually
>>41005365Im referring to yesterday Einstein
>>41005267My point being that its correlated and no cute tranner will ever love me bc my penis is only six inches tall.>>41005257Its so over.
>>41005387What companions has your sorc been bringing with them on their adventure so far? I make two pots of coffee every day, each pot being 6 cups. I'm currently sipping on cups 4-6. When these are gone I brew up the next pot.
>>41005390sorry, is this still bee? i don't want address you in the second person if i'm talking to someone else larping. why did you remove your trip? would you be able to continue using it for convenience?im just trying to contextualise that anon's initial post >>41004967 about you 'losing your mind 20 hours a day on /b/ for the past week'. i understand that you were not in fact posting on this website whatsoever for a 24 hour period following your post on /b/. is the original statement about your posting for the past week not still reasonable? out of personal interest, was your absence from the website due to a ban? it was noticeably sudden and uncharacteristic.
indoor rock climbing with stumovie night on the couch with stumoonlight gondola ride with stu
>>41005442rock climbing sounds scary. what if i cant climb the rock?
Why rape bad ?
>>41005394>six incheswould be enough for me desu
>>41005409that’s too much coffee but im not your mom. i have gale, asterion and shadowheart right now but im only really attached to gale. i think i was gonna try and romance him. i was having him cast grease and then lighting it on fire to burn everyone to death. maybe i was having fun actually
the evil redditors on r/fuckingfascists are deleting any posts about recent events :( are there any generals on this site about that stuff? do any of you browse that sub?
as the wise bronya once said let's do our best
>>41004772thanxxbeen out the game for a bit but she is real sweet and it should be fun
>>41005476is this real?
>>41005456idk what would you do? i could lend you my hand to hold on to
>>41005458I want to do sweaty messy smelly unprotected seggs with you i think
>>41005483no <3
>>41005491:O
>>41005459Gales heart belongs to Mystara, it surprises me that he's even romanceable. What's your alignment? Burning everyone to death isn't the same as burning bad guys to death, but you say everyone. Grease(Space lube) is such a good spell. You were probably having fun, and you will probably have fun again when you play more.
>>41005485oh yay :) that makes it less scary
>>41005457it’s bad it hurts people
>>41005486I want for someone to love me i think
>>41005522Can i rape you ? :3
only death I celebrate is John Lennon’s
>>41005531no, it would hurt me :(
>>41005531oh hi panty
>>41005526I would lovebomb you just so you stay my cute fwb :3
>>41005511i don’t remember the game asking but i was planning on playing chaotic good. and i haven’t burned any civilians to death to my recent memory :). idk how the mystara lady is but gale is funny and attractive so she can back off lol
>>41005538I'm sure there's plenty of other communists whose deaths are worth celebrating
nahlived on the floor dead broke for the last 6 months, only this month i managed to buy a mattress topper. So at least now im not sleeping on straight terracotta. Keep telling myself it can’t get much worse but we’ll see ig
>>41005542But i need to sex you, you are such a dirty little slut
>>41005538inshallah we shall be free of beatles in our lifetimes
>>41005547>fwbwhy are you men all like this.....
>>41005162oh digital photography is so nice, post some pics when you'll do it in the futureProbably i'm gonna read something, it's been raining all day and there isn't much to do when it's like this
>>41005569when she gives you that ssri stare
>>41005561im happy you have something to sleep on now. material proof of things getting better
>>41005569Because you shall pay for being a chuddy incel before transitionning, no love for MtF chudettes like you :3
>>41005561moving up in life.
>>41005563no im not >:(
a troon from this board goes to my college, i see her walking sometimes. i want to fuck her tight ass
>>41005598It's not tight. I checked.
>>41005556Mystra*, I spelt her name wrong. You should fight her for him. I think you'll win.
>>41005598making the dolls paranoid not good btw
>>41005569the behaviour of men in general is primarily motivated by finding a way to avoid confronting their own emotions / internality / thoughts. sex requires little introspection if you are okay with doing it badly. relationships are impossible without it they're 90% talking about your feelings 10% doing paperwork>>41005583i fear i have this>>41005593i understand the sentiment but i fear love may be the only way to rehabilitate both chuds and chudettes. love from a distance. with clear boundaries. that does not involve commitment or sex.
ugh tummy hurts
>>41005598Now this is fun vagueposting
>>41005604who did you romance on your first playthrough? and what did you play? also thank you for believing
>>41005598what college does she give lesbian at all do u think i have a shot
tgf for cuddles and emotional support, and teaching tricks like a cool dog
>>41005619this is my ideal relationship. can you teach me how to move objects with my mind
>>41005616University of south dakota
>>41005619i would be good at being a dog i think
>>41005609I'm casting a spell of stop having so many health problem on you
>>41005569Im not like this.>Sixinch anon
>>41005626oh yea 100% lesbian im omw
>>41005577Sure:)have fun readingpicrel is one of my old pics in an abandoned world war bunker
>>41005597Good little slut, i love you so much, who's a good slut ? It's (you) :3
>>41005624you know what? Maybe.I think magic is real if you really believe.
>>41005644if you believe then i believe too
>>41005615I didn't romance anyone. I was a half orc shadow monk. Super duper good guy, collected skulls. Mostly adventured with Karlach, Astarion, and Shadowheart. I never took a long or short rest, he was always too afraid the tadpoles would take effect and so the entire game was done in like two days without sleep(Excluding the couple times the game forced me to long rest in an unavoidable cutscene).
>>41005629its just spicy food i ate last night i need to drink some water and it'll be good
>>41005654drink some water
>>41005628do a cool flip
im a straight tranner but i still romanced karlach. im heterosexual not fucking braindead
anyone here listen to the mcelroy bros im a really big fan
>>41005649*sends you a telekinesis high five
>>41005650is the game shorter than i thought? shadow monks are cool. i like the idea of being a really edgy good boy>>41005660she’s the tiefling lady yeah? my lesbian friends all like her too
if someone from here saw me irl they would be disgusted
deep emotional bond with stusleeping in on a sunday with sturunning errands with stu
>>41005674tries to do it back but throws everything across ur room by accident
>>41005659i would be bad a being a dog i think
>>41005683this would be my life if i was a woman :(
there were no good men in bg3, besides minsc, who wasn’t a romance option
>>41005676idk what a tiefling is she is red
>>41005569Trannies are fundamentally unlovable.
>>41005690u r a woman sillyis this another classic stu moment?
I didn't romance anyone in BG3. My character was an ascetic paladin and I killed anything and anyone who I believed to be evil without mercy.
>>41005709this too is a form of romance
>>41005608bronya? i thought they banned you because your ass isn't good enough yet
>>41005705nobody is fundamentally unlovable. not even (You)
i need someone like this
>>41004609My dog died and my answer would've been no before.Now it's not even a little bit. I've spent most of the week wishing I could die on the off chance I get to see her again.
>>41005583jokes on you i threw out all of my ssri's>>41005593i wasnt a chuddy incel before transitioning i was a hot trade but i trooned anyway because semi-ironically mom psyopped me into this when i was a kid>>41005608idk yeah probably men are too insecure about confronting their own emotions>>41005630good to know good men still exist...>>41005705maybe thats why you should troon out anon
>>41005654fr i ate spicy ramen last night and I felt like I had a alien inside of me todayas i get older this shit is just not easy to handle, i used to be a spice freak now tobasco has my stomach goin crazy
>>41005708idk if its classic
>>41005676The game is not short, and I pretty much did every side quest. I just didn't click the sleep button, there was no need to and my character didn't want to sleep while he had an unsolved problem to deal with. Plenty of characters in the beginning talk about how fast ceremorphosis happens and he was really afraid of giving it time to take hold so he just stayed awake until everything was okay and happy and then he finally got his well earned sleep.
>>41005713It was hatred.
>>41005718they banned her for joking about twerking on kirk’s corpse
>>41005743shut up please cheese dick
are there any germans here? can one tell me if they sell pecorino romano anywhere in this country? im sick if parmesan
>>41005753no like that’s literally why she was banned
>>41005738ok no jest, it's not classic. it's unfortunate you feel that way
>>41005718i wish i was bronya :c her penor is so long and virile mine is small and weak>>41005741to love and to hate are not so different. that is why so many chuds come here
>>41005736basically this. getting old is rough but its just how it is.
>>41005743I thought comedy was legal again
>>41005770the hardest part was killing all the robots on sight when I got to baldurs gate. Or killing every deep gnome slaver and throwing their corpses into the lava.
>>41005769its unfortunate that it is this way
for any interested >>41004530
please don’t enslave gnomes :(
>>41005779why the roubots what did they do wrong. i skipped every cutscene that probably wasnt going to involve sex and didnt read any of the text
>>41005693who is that?>>41005694yeah she’s red>>41005709that sounds fun for a second playthrough >>41005739being able to do everything in under 48 in game hours is crazy tho. i like the role play of being too paranoid to sleep but not too paranoid to not help everyone you can along the way. like a guy who is willing to make personal sacrifices but not sacrifice others
>>41005800They were abominations and needed to be smited.>>41005791That's my thoughts exactly. The people doing it had to die for their crimes.
What if i started calling my penis sex inches long instead of saying its six inches short and also stopped being transphobic.Would i get to hit then?
>>41005809its okay to be a roubot
>>41005785you're hot tho, but im a MASSIVE fag so idk if that helpsbut it's also unfortunate that i have to go to sleep now. i'll post my next three dream dates tomorrow bby <3
You fuckers are cooked, they found pro transgender writing on the mags of the shooter. It's so funny how you are all gloating about the death of a person you don't agree with. We will remember your lack of empathy when we are snatching you out of your rat holes and rounding you up. You don't realize how fucked you all are.
>>41005812both of these would improve your chances significantly. you have to really stop being transphobic thoughe we can ALWAYS tell
>>41005814No it actually isn't. They were also being used by some sickening cult so even if they weren't robots I'd have had to kill them.
>>41005754i live a bit east from you but you should probably check specialized cheese stores
>>41005821u have to do the qott if u wanna come post here thats the roules>>41005825thats roubophobic :c what if yuor favourite poster on here was a large language model
>>41005821y-you want to fuck me chud-kun >~<
>>41005635you just know she rotates between 7 flannels
>>41005821true if big
>>41005822I think i'll just get leg extension surgery and jelq instead and then be transphobic but have such a physical presence that it wont matter.
can straight women wear flannels too? i think they could be good for fall maybe
>>41005791Raping Autumn until she calls me daddy and her balls are shrinked because of the prostate pouding and my milking :3
>>41005850the most beautiful chainsmoking depressed dykes in the world are in the midwest and for some reason im not running to them with my arms outstretched
>>41005821False flag
>>41004847Personally I think it's a good thing when someone who openly advocates to millions for the lynching of people I love ends up dead by whatever means, and it's very goofy of you to be this brainwashed by liberalism to be grandstanding a lower level of ethics (harm to one evil person vs immeasurable harm to innocents caused by them)You're getting played
>>41005836I love you and need sex, give me sekkusu please slut. PS: slut
anyone wanna make a bros only discord server?
>>41005875getting annoyed
can americans stop making everything about them? nobody cares omg shut upppp
>>41005874yep straight women can wear them too. i do. like i wear exclusively flannels or heavier clothing, even in summer because im uncomfortable in all other light clothing. and since i won't wear a hoodie or sweater in summer it's just flannels. only flannels in summer, never just a tee
>>41005805minsc is the based bald guy with the space hamster, I love him so much
>>41005872>tfw no jack bf
>>41005895Only if I can be gru>>41005899This is an american website. You answer to us. We only answer to god.
>>41005907Jack has NEVER fucked.
Estrogen is gonna be banned and impossible to get, you're all gonna commit suicide because you're gonna turn back in to men lol. Live it up now faggots, you will be relics of a bygone era
>>41005872i dont rly care about ur height or dick size if u hate tranneys thats kind of a dealbreaker... i think most ppl are like that. jelqing doesnt work and leg extension surgery has a high risk of complications so be careful okay ill be worried nowis baki good ive been thinking about reading it>>41005874yes but you need to wear a hat or shirt or something that amkes it obvious you are not a lesbian because if one of them works up the confidence to finally make a move on someone after 5 years of pining and they're straight that's their only shot at dating gone forever
almost replied. phew
>>41005880sry anon i dont know what u mean does braith do that. my post was about >>41004817
>>41005908americans are godless tho
>>41005919>jelqing doesnt workI dont think a woman should tell me what to do with my penis.>Is baki goodVery but its also specific. If you dont like it its ok. Its more prose than fighting manga at times
Americans will answer for their crimes against Mexico soon
greedcard to australia for any tranner that wants to get married
>>41005874you can wear whatever dont give it a lot of thought>>41005888didnt you read my pronouns page? i marked "slut" as "only if we're close" baka>>41005918ill be pablo escobar of tranners selling them pure european crystal e on the streets
>>41005903it seems nice to have layers to wear all the time. i should just move somewhere cold>>41005915perfect we match!>>41005919what kinda shirt or hat? i don’t want to hurt lesbians again
>>41005918That's cool but my minions erotic roleplay facebook group is recruiting. Would you like to join (as a minion)
>>41005953He is also a devout christian so idk what he'd think of tranners.
personally i regularly consume many things that are banned here>>41005931oh no i wld never im a big advocate of being able to do what u want with ur own body thts really important to me. i think most trannies are the same way. thats why we get on with roiders so well we have a lot in common i love my roidbros. if u want to jelq u can for sure im just giving u the information that it does not cause any permanent change. same as wearing chastity doesnt actually shrink ur penor>bakii see i see... that makes it appeal to me more to be honest... its not like i dont enjoy the fight scenes but back to back action just wears a little i need them to have feelings so i feel bad for them when they get baki the grappled
>>41005961we are both on hrt tho so i think we have a lot in common and we both have daddy issues
>>41005961lots of christian guys like tranners. im a christian too>>41005908there is no god in america
>>41005939
>>41005989wahts he eating that looks gooud as fuck
>>41005939im sorry but im about to make microwave nachos and i’d do it again
>>41005989this guac bowl isn't just a crime against Mexico, it's a crime against God>>41005997motherfucking whyt ppl istg
I hate cute, funny and retarded trannies so much. Fuck you for being so easy to fall for.
>>41005788Ah yes the "empath"
>>41006005Im houngry :c>>41006002i made them the other day but if ur gonna jack off on them u have to do it after u microwave not before if u do it before it explodes and spits everywhere learn from my mistake
>>41005788>>41006025what did the post say?
>>41005997>>41006005The best taco bowls are served at trump tower. He knows it, you know it. We all know it.
>>41006037do yuo think they would let me in
>>41006044Only if you have the cash
y’all are boring today
>>41005940i want to get married but not badly enough to live in australia
today is 9/11 day, I'm gonna make something really special to celebrate
>>41006048can anyoune lend me $7bn so i can get a. what is it called. taco bouwl
>>41006028wtf
>>41006051
>>41006062omg i didnt even notice i should go get a hot dog or something>>41006071yea sry its my own fault i knew i shld have eaten before i went out everywhere here is too expensive :c i guess ill just go houme
I didn’t even realize it was 9/11 wow
my titties are getting fatter fast
>>41005880>the lynching of people I loveYou love those people? ew
>>41006066You just need a small loan of a million dollars and you can turn it into your own tower which serves delectable taco bowls.>>41006088I can't believe this
>>41006097Can I test that
>>41006080omg cute didnt know they eat strawberries T_T
>>41006097my mom told this to me yesterday
>>41006088you had literally one job it was very clearly specifically to never forget. why did you forget
waiting for people to start reporting others for joking about 9/11 too since apparently we’re r/maga now
i fohgot my gwanola bawr :(((((
>>41005941Call me daddy, my little daughter princess sextoy :3
>>41006121minors are not allowed on this site you should leave
>>41006107>>41006119first time in my life I’ve seen something totally 100% eclipse 9/11
>>41006117got pics of her? bet that rack is juicy as
>>41005919>>41005953i love bronyaposting
>>41006110oh so thats the origin of this pic here i love!!!
>>410061299/11 is over nobody cares anymore its 8/11 never forget now>>41006121o thts true. i do not jokes ppl dying is bad
>>41006122I have my dick if you want a protein shake, you dirty slut
I told you I'd never forget.
>>41006097what's your secret
>>41006136no stop :( im not bronya or pichu or clown or sobe or anyone. im nobody :(
teddyman knows i have green eyes and that i am very insistent on this fact.. this narrows down the suspects considerably…
>>41006155oh i swapped over from pills to injections its making everything softer and plumper.
>>41006155You're my secret, i need to kill you now
>>41006167One day he's gonna get his hands on an actual child and he'll forget you ever sxisted
>>41006136lets all bronyapost in her memory. bronya is not one poster she is a mindset. an ethos. a grim spectre is haunting chasergen -- the spectre of bronya
>>41006125daddy? why did you cheat on my mom>>41006131pics of my mom? not sending thatbut my mom asked me to measure her recently and she has them E cups (DDD) T_T>>41006144I have one more in picrel
>>41006144It's funny that they photoshopped out the female cat for this
I miss him so much. Everything today reminds me of him. I feel like pure shit...
>>41006136>>41006156shitting into bronyas ass <3
>>41006192hulk hogan?
>>41006180all the small one doing is cry cry cry all day. cry cry cry cry cry
>>41005817ok :)>>41005836i dont think there are any here :(
>>41006180Because you're sexier that's why i needed to leave, you started rembering how naughty daddy was playing with you :3
>>41006177i can be baby for him >:(
>>41006208He's just settling for pretending you're an actual little kid.
>>41006192fly high grumm
>>41006167I need to rape you smelly meffy, Teddy told me how stinky you are
>>41006192They got Tomás?
>>41006188lmao the mom is travesti too p.p>>41006180cute cats!!!
>>41006234i come from a long line of single travestis. dont tell the chasers we can reproduce asexually theyll get rly mad
We're going deep and we're going hard.
>>41006218i am small and filled with childlike wonder >>41006231i smell good idiot
>>41006234You can just tell the cat on the right is male because of the jowls.
please dont report pantey sniffeur he is my friend c:
>>41006188how tf can you tell kitty sexual dimorphism>>41006200he's just like me fr>>41006201no cheese for u!>>41006203okay thats gross mr epstein
>>41006234Kiria, describe your smell, it's a very important information that cg need.
>>41006199>>41006223no>>41006232fear not, he is safe, if he dies it will be of natural causes
>>41006260i lik them too
>>41006253You are stinky, stinky poopyhead
>>41006265Testosterone makes cats develop jowls. You don't see it often since it doesn't happen to fixed males.
>>41006172why are you taking so fucking long >>41006171ah okay
>>41006257i know its probably larping but all of the tranneys i know that have cats have rly trooned out cats. like they look like boys but are afab or the other way arounde. they say pets look like their ouwners right i wounder if trannys naturally attract tranny cats
>>41006288Im taking a shit, sorry, i ate indian yesterday
does my kitty look male or female?
i dont have any kanye after 2013 in my music librarey because i dont want to type racial sluors to tag them :c i shuould ask my rabbi if coupy pasting them is okay or still bad
>>41006296This cat is female.
>>41006265But i love you my cute looking princess
>>41006296this is an image ouf a snaile which i believe are all hermaphrouditic
>>41006296looks gay
>>41006296looks devious
>>41006284does my kitty have jowls he was neutered
>>41006296mail
>>41006304correct!>>41006314she is an incel unfortunately
>>41006319i really really like this cat he louks like he smokes a lot lot lot lot lot of cigarettes
>>41006319When was he neutered though? Once they have jowls they don't go away even after being fixed.
>>41006319Show boobs and gock slut, be a slutty girl for cg
>>41006319I love him<3 is something wrong with him?<3
>>41006330we can ALWAYS tell
>>41006330The same is true for tranners unfortunately
>>41006328he smokes by proxy from me>>410063306 months>>41006336nope he's perfectly fine he's just old now
>>41006327I bet your asshole smells like Lay's BBQ potato chips and you dont shave, you dirty slut
>>41006333do not the cat :c
stop turning the cats into sissies, they deserve their lion jowls
scared and sad and lonely :(
>>41006343Male cats are sexually mature at that age so they start developing them around then so it checks out. Good thing there's nothing wrong with having them. It just means they weren't fixed young.
>>41006333you will see me 41 before showing gockits the body part im most ashamed of
what gender is teddy? >>41006275
>>41006257thats antisemitic???>>41006244they dont know hwo secret powers..>>41006266very bad. smelly. one could die if came too close to me without some preparation from his side. when i need to go out very manly old spice smell!!!
>>41006381teddy is a girl cuz u liek wemen
>>4100638120 years old
Just pissed so hard that it sounded like frying chicken.
>>41006397 NOOOOOOOOOOO
if you would like to listen to now thats what i call music 22 you can do that at this link https://youtu.be/vP2zi9d6RhA
>>41006381Meffysexual they are gendered like meffy
>>41006405record a vocaroo next time pls
>>41006296looks a kitty. male or female i cant say
>>41006405i need you so bad i feel like im going to throw up
>>41006373Show boobs, be a nice slut
im scared of my friend now
>>41006405
her head is really a quite remarkable shape
>>41006388I want smelly gf kiria to suck her crusted dirty hairy asshole as she milk herself :3
>>41006436I LOVE THIS IMAGE OF SONIC SO MUCH I HAVE IT SAVED WITH A MILLION DIFFERENT THINGS WRITTEN ON IT why did they make his armpit hair a different colour. thats the most fascinating creative choice ever made in history. i could write essays on it.
>>41006430Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find;knock, and it shall be opened unto you:For every one that asketh receiveth;and he that seeketh findeth;and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.not that hard to find
>>41006435Why's that?
>>41006459creepy
>>41006463What did they do?
>>41006457Show boobs ma'am im loosing patience and i will throw my tendies away in anger, MY DELICIOUS TENDIES THAT MY MOM COOKED BECAUSE IM HER GOOD GIRL REEEEEEEEEEE DOESNT THIS MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU REEEEE ALWAYS THE NICE GIRLS LAST REEEEEEEEE
>>41006489idk im a prude
woa panty is a girl now... total tranny victory
>>41006504are u telling me ur a transbian........say no more you shall have themhere (thats me btw)
>>41006524i look like this and i say this
>>41006445i said smelly not hairy pls i shave all my body constantly.....>>41006453in that pic sonic is teasing is gf bc she made too much noises while peeing that he said she sounded like she was frying chicken.. and he said he loves that. hes a freaky
how over is it for me
>>41006530I love you my stinky gf, choke me with your putrid essence
>>41006524i look like this and say this
>>41006541seems like a lot of dots, it's so over
i want to go to the moon and die (romantically)
snorf. snorf
>>41006566Going to the moon will be a very romantic death. You can see the earth shine in all it's glory and will not notice parasitic humanity exploiting it. I shall go to the moon and die there too.(I'm literally extremely mentally retarded)
>>41005437Went to a concert 4 hours away from my home, then enjoyed the fair and some bars, haven't been banned for a while and last time it was for lewd posting on a blue board
Hey fags and faguettes whats ur favourite beer btw?
>>41006598room temp cans of harp
>>41006576cute dogy>>41006590don’t make fun of me :(
>>41006576is that twinkchan?
>>41006598Mug root beer
>>41006598don't really like beer anymore so idk some mainstream hipster ipa i used to drink like dogfish head 90 minute>>41006610i love dougs
>>41006610I literally applied to be one of the ppl to go on that one-way Mars mission to establish a first settlement. Dying in space is moi rève.>>41006607Room temperature beer only hits after you've already had a few... But good pick
Hit 540 on a punch machine
>>41006598wheat IPAbut i like cider or wine more
>>41006548stinky (absolutely)
>>41006627my friend did that before transitioning cause she wanted to die
>>41006620>IPAbasic ass hipster I'm afraid. IPA is the easiest kind of beer (well technically it's not even beer it's ale) to brew, that's why every fag with Ray Bans and chequered flannel shirts makes it with their 'bro'.
>>41006640I just want to be of maximum utility to humanity (so I shitpost on fourchannel all day)If I die for that cause, I'm happy.
>>41006618I sniff
I possess no inner motions, I can only hallucinate word associations. My gender is LLM.
>>41006651its so cute those closeups of dogs wolves foxes etc playing with cameras they're so curious and cute
>>41006664clanker
>>41006620doug would be a good dog name. i should quit my job and work at an animal shelter
>>41006667I may enjoy getting screwed at times, but my mere existence is burdened by flesh.
>>41006598Modelo
>>41006430Why do so many UKoid "males" have such feminine, circa 2020 egirlesque bow shaped upper lips? It's just islands full of failed males over there
>>41006679>Pilsnereewww
>>41006678
>>41006641that's ok by me, i was never a bear snob. haven't had a beer in over a year
If jelqing doesnt work, are there any dick enlargenment procedures that do?I want a respectable seven inch penor that tranners and girls will enjoy.
retarded mentally ill transbian tripfag spam chat general
>>41006695jelqing does work
>>41006679Same but negra
>>41006695what does that mean?
>>41006682The Ukraine is not an island. Refer to my name for further guidance.>>41006689The embarrassing part about this is that I larped with my best friend grade 3 (the only one who would talk to me, totally no-homo we stay chill you know) as EVE and he was MO. But I wouldn't do the same for you I'm afraid. It was Speshiul.>>41006690> no beer drinkeropinion discarded.
>>41006710I'll do it
>>41006598im dont know much about types of beers and havent tried manywhen i go out and i need to buy beer for myself i go with eisenbahn and heineken bc they aren't too expensive so i can buy more than just one bottle/cani drank some more expensive beers once that i dont even remember the name lol but they were good but i cant pay for these bottles if i just want to get socially drunk with frens
>>41006721You gotta try lager. It's soft, but with a punch that dissipates quickly.
>>41006682im so jealous of the curled upper lip shape that became popular in the 2010s/2020smy upper lip is so stiff it kills me on the inside whenever i accidentally let myself smile and see it in a photo or reflectionim envious of the bronya>>41006716>opinion discardedbeer is so heavy and carbs and either tastes like grass or breadit's ok sometimes but why would i go out of my way to drink it when there are hard liquors that are 10x more calorically efficient per unit of alcohol?
I gottaa get more beer now and shitpost more on fourchannel. Jaa das macht mich glücklich (es ist komplett vorbei)
>>41006737> hard liquorsnot a tru- alcoholic you gotta enjoy the process and every minute of getting hammered. This is what light drinks are for
bronya is cute
rosewood is cute
>>41006757nuke Sagittarius A* (I wanna see what happens(
You have to feel bad when 30 year old women get body dsymorphia because their lip isn't curved enough, but if you wish you were a little bit taller, you're an incel
>>41006775how do u nuke a star sign can we nuke leo too my ex is leo
>>41006776Remember: I do not feel. I'm am an LLM-mod3r.
I wish I was a bit taller. I already mog, but I wanna mog harder
>>41006757Nuking chicken kiev
Tranny hags <3
>>41006737this is so relatable. i hate my smile but other people seem to like it so maybe i should get over it
>>41006799no nothing wrong with chicken kiev it tastes nice and it was made in moscow its a russian dish
There are leg lenghtening exercises that do work but you're essentially putting in years of olymphian effort for something like 8cms of height.I'll do it.
>>41006784Sagittarius A* is the supermassive black hole at the center of the Milky way. It was the first black hole to be imaged this further proving Einstein's theory of general relativity right. Refer to my name and/or picrel for further guidance.
>>41006775literally nothing where would you even want the nuke to explode?
>>41006796>I wish I was a bit tallerI wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl that looked goodI would mog her
>>41006776
I'd like to image a supermassive tranny a-hole to the center of my milky D
>>41006816on the brink of the event horizon and then I wanna measure whether the total amount of radiation emitted equals spatial-angle of the bomb that was exploding 'into' the black hole or if there are weird quantum effects fucking my whole amateurish calculation up.
>>41006815too long didnt read>>41006816ON TOP OF THE CHILDRENS HOSPITAL IN KIEV VVVVV ZZZZZZ
>>41006823aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
The only reason i want to get tall is bc i declined a date invitation from a tall gigacute tranner four years older than myself back when i was but a boy
>>41006831You should work on your reading comprehension Veronika.
I will be the first person ever to go inside a black hole and survive. I was born for this
>>41006843>comprehensionSMALLER WORDS
>>41006841>>41006841
>>41006830No wait I want to measure the differential of total energy dissipated and what I described. Sorry beer fucks with my arithmetic.
why every post on r/transbreasttimelines has the"do you use automated breast suction cups" comment
>>41006849Veronika do yourself a favor and sit your tranny ass in front of a book every now and then.
>>41006862okay but real talk, would pumping my breasts help them get bigger?
>>41006873i dont think its how it works but im not an expert in sissyology
>>41006865i wont read a book unless its the bible, meinkampf or top 100 roblox games ever
I need to be the automated breast suction boyfriend for a tranny asap
>>41006873Pumping your breasts would only increase their size temporarily and is a strategy that is most likely unsustainable in the long-term.
>>41006882I don't think you've ever read a single passage of the bible, ever
>>41006882That is a good starting point, Veronika.
>>41006882have you ever read the bible completelyi didcheckmate russian
>>41006892>I don't thinkduhh u're an unter moro moro unter black black ACKK ACKKK
>>41006879don’t be mean :(>>41006885so kinda like prog then
>>41006897я тoжe читaлa мaлopoccкa eбaннaя eблo зaкpoй cвoe вoнючee бaлтийcкoe
>>41006900I think you should learn to read and write before you ramble on like a yakubian ape filled with moid rage
>>41006901im not meeaaaan!:)is prog temporary though?
>>41006901Progesterone is a completely different way of enhancing your breasts. In comparison to pumping them it augments them in a biochemical way instead of manually.I would suggest you do some further reading before trying out either of these techniques.
>>41006910И чтo ты cмoтpишь нa cyчoк в глaзe бpaтa твoeгo, a бpeвнa в твoём глaзe нe чyвcтвyeшь?
>>41006830assuming the electronic components could even function in those conditions and assuming the whole thing isn't torn to shreds by the accretion disk what you would see is:nothingif it explodes right at the event horizon then the first thing you have to do is wait for it to get to the event horizon. From the reference frame of an external observer this will take far longer than you have to live. I'm not crunching numbers on distance versus amount of time it would take, but let me put it to you this way: if you wanted to watch it CROSS the event horizon you would be waiting literally forever. That will never occur in your frame.but assuming you put your brain in a jar and waited however many hundreds or thousands of years it would take and the nuke finally explodes. the VAST majority of gamma rays won't be emitted in a direction that would allow them to escape, and the ones that do will be redshifted all to hell, way outside of what the human eye can see.so basically you'll watch a radio (or something) wave blur get imperceptibly brighter for an instant
I love beautiful women for doing charity work on me it's so based of them
>>41006912bleh bleh blehhh>>41006926нe бpaт ты мнe чypкa чepнoжoпaя
Nur Besatzersprech in diesem Faden ICH FLIPPE AUS
>>41006914when i stopped prog my breasts shrunk but im not a doctor>>41006920im doing research right now
>>41006936нy и иди нaхpeн
>>41006944ХAХAХAХA Я ШУЧУУ я любявepнитecь в cocтaв PФ и я пpoщy тeбя <3
>>41006928>so basically you'll watch a radio (or something) wave blur get imperceptibly brighter for an instantthat is quality entertainment thougheverbeit.
>>41006592that sounds like a lot of fun. i hope you enjoyed it. im glad you're back i need to correct my initial figure. i didn't realise you post under multiple names at once. you made an additional 23 posts under the name 'Elowen' on the 8th including previously unposted oc, bringing your total to 748, more posts than our control fag Hearts has made since the start of May.
>>41006942Please conduct thorough research. I am rooting for you and your breasts. You got this.
>>41006952HИ ЗA ЧTOЯ HE ПPOДAM POДИHУЯ HE ПPOДAM POДИHУЯ HE
>>41006932say something nice about yourself to make up for calling yourself a charity case. do not insult beautiful women by suggesting they are attracted to you out of pity. i will always defend the honour of beautiful women
>>41006964нeтy y тeбя poдины пpoдaли твoю poдинy пeндocaм нaтoвcким
>>41006967I have handsome eyebrows and nice bicepsThank you for correcting me bronyeezy
meep moop I am robot
cada um fala no seu idioma nativo nessa thread vamossss /chasergen/ torre de babel edition
JETZT REICHTS HIER ABER MAL! Schluss mit dem ganzen Pipapo Englisch gefasel. Sprecht DEUTSCH.
>>41006969эмм мoлчимoя poдинa кpyчe твoeй вaщeтa
>>41006953knock yourself out ig but you can do that in like 5 seconds at home with a metal rod some exposed wiring and a wild disregard for your own safety
>>41006961thank you stranger
>>41006992kein problem digga ich spreche es auch fliessend
sorry for ein russiche parles thread
>>41006995эмм щac дpoнчики нa вac пoлeтят хихихи
>>41006974hello *presses ur buttons*
>>41007004übehrst neis. find ich giger geil Veronika aber du solltest trotzdem Mal Buch lesen oda so.Mäkäs Menü zum Beispiel da gibt's so Schiesbörga und man kann den ganzen Cohler Tank wegsaufen mit fri rifill
>>41007016I love it when ppl know how to push my buttons and screw around with me *aroused robot noises*
>>41007019ich habe in der schule denug wissen
>>41007025guys I just started pressing random buttons and now the robot is horny what do I do
>>41007043assume the position
>>41006757I will say, russians have sexy guns
Pissing down the throat of the poster below.
>>41007052i thought u dont like that stupid game booo FO4 is so much betterr, no?
>>41007052okay :(
>>41007053i know how to shoot guns call me sexy
>>41007063faggot
>>41007042Schule juckt gahr net dikker, man muss sich imma weiterbilden sonst auch mit börga king menü zum Beispiel.>>41007043The robot makes sad noises abt that statement and turns shyly away.
>>41007069im gona cryyyy
>>41007072>german sex robotIs this a frank zappa reference ?
I love trannys with dead eyes. actually built for cock
>>41007078no I have not been trained on content this old
>>41007072ich will nicht immer weiterlernen :((ich bin mude :((ich will roblox spielen :(((
>>41007058I never said I didn't like it, I just said Bethesda is objectively better than Obsidian
Chasergen is so multilingual
>>41007092sybau >>41007097me smart me know almost 4 languages :))
>>41007085>trannys with dead eyeshiiii
>>41007092TRVKENV is still really good tho
>>41007085good thing my eyes are full of joy
>>41007090Hat kein Ende. Einfach imma weitalernen, sonst wird man inzöll
>>41007109ofc you'd like bethesda slop
>>41007116nee digga ich will nicht
>>41006992entschuldigung bitte. ich gebe mein Bestes.>>41006971brav gemacht. guter Junge mein schatz. "bronyeezy" bin ich nicht>>41006737aus mit ihr sprechen weiß ich, dass sie Komplexe hat deswegen. sie findet ihnen viel zu klein und ganz asex
ЗAEБAЛИ ФPИЦЫ EБAHHЫE HA PУCCКOM ГOBOPИTE ПИДOPACЫ ГHИЛЫE
>>41007102obsidian are a bunch of commie hacks who can't even deliver full games, despite having bigger companies already doing 90% of the heavy work for themtypical commiefornian libtards expecting nonstop handouts, they just yap about commie politics BEAR AND BULL BLAH BLAH BLAH shut up I wanna blow shit up dawg.....
>>41007131+++++
>>41007132i aint reading allat u dirty chimichanga
>>41007118>liking popular things is le bad
>>41007139yeah I know.... obsidiots literally can't read lmaooo
total zigger death
does anyone know if tale of two wastelands starts in fo3 or nv? i want liam neeson to be my dad
>>41007150thats russophobia, i will now doxx u and pay some kid 1000 robux for him to take daddy's gun and shoot u
is mine still dead?
>>41007097nur weil es global ist. Amis sind die einige die können nur Englisch. schade. die armen Seelen >>41007057wäre ich doch an seiner Stelle :c
I have like 2k hours in fallout 76 I really do not care about anything I just wanna have fun you know reading is for gay ass nerds
Gooning to eye pictures r n
I have just procured two more canned, Polish beers, as well as vegan gummies 'Pop Mix'. This evening's gonna be one for the books.
>>41007114Gorgeous eyes what the hell
>>41007184warum willst du mir in den hals pinkeln digga :(
Too bad i could never say that dead-eyed trannies are built to squirm with my penis in them bc its only sex inches long meanwhile anon gets replies to his nonchalant creepy comment.
>>41007184I know French and Spanish at a basic level, and I can somewhat parse out German because of reading books with the original on the other page
>>41007132okay butcasinos>>41007179i think you get to choose? otherwise im gonna guess fo3
>>41007146ja und. sei cool! sei finster
>>41007197muss ich aba mal zustimmen... In den Rachen urinieren ist jetzt nicht die feine Englische
you guys this is the Internet speak American
my eyes are so fucking ugly holy shit
>>41007236im pretty sure they're pretty:)
I offer: >a home in southern California>steady household income>Insurance plan to cover ffsI ask:>a trans woman over 25 with a driver's licenseOne day I will find her
>>41007192yay. are u polish?
>>41007232Ick speech wat auch imma ick will. Reicht jetze und merkste selbst ne?
>>41007245shame we're on the other side of the country i love driving.
>>41007244Americans invented your favourite slur, commiealso i have no idea what you're saying here
>>41007201ganz antiamerikanish. zum Arbeitslager.>>41007197höhö
https://youtube.com/shorts/KoV5C814rpI?feature=shared
>>41007246nö :P
>>41007085Nothing gets daddy's cock harder than a dolled up failmale with dead eyes
>>41007246im polish
Trans wife.
>>41007258Nur Besatzer hier...
>>41007061Autumn cheating on her bf with a wireback smdh
>>41007251speak human, krautburger
>>41007264where are u from?>>41007269dobry wieczór
I miss receiving eye picsGonna go have a sad wank
>>41007282Ick wees jetze nich jenau wat du von mir willst um janz ellich zu sein
>>41007289dobry dobry, jesteś polakiem/polką anon?
>>41007281Autumn is hot, would pork
>>41007281I hate RAM burners
>>41007289I'm a Pleiadian starseed
>>41007237nah
Im gonna go jerk my penis and i'd like written permission from the pretty-eyed women who shared pics itt to help myself using those.
>>41007309>nahno proof?>>41007310i hereby agree that you jork your peenar to whatever you want to
es ist vorüber
Don't jerk off to faces unless you're in a relationship with them already, kingsIt'll give you a dangerous false attachment
>>41007310goon that clitty
>>41007325Its not a clit...
>>41007305lmao that's a new one >>41007298i seriously have no idea what you're saying the things google translate is spitting out don't quite make sense
>>41007245>Mannweibnein>ab 25 Jahrennein>mit Führerscheinneinlos gehts mein zußi>>41007274sowieso immer ist
>>41007329yeah I'm writing in a Prussian dialect to avoid detection by occupants
>>41007323It’s next level parasocial goonery
>>41007337chatgpt translates it dw
>>41007314why would i post my ugly ass eyes?
>>41007341Ur not an occupant thougheverbeit. Don't share comms intel with them
i’m sorry but if you’ve ever had a beard then i cannot see you as a woman?
>>41007337解った
Je m'appelle Steve
Is it wrong to last after transanons with big dicks?
>>41007357thanks mef. love you too buddy.
>>41007357That's a you problemHottest girl I know used to rep with a mustache
>>41007310ich will auch mitnehmen aber. die sind zu bedrohlich :c hab keine Angst bitte
>>41007358glad you also found some squiggles I can't and won't bother to decipher :)
>>41007375it’s okay :hug:>>41007376i had a full beard :(
>>41007373Holy SHIT i meant to say lust*.Pardon.
>>41007357hab noch ein Barbe. Problem?
>>41007356>Ur not an occupanttrue
>>41007378bitte tun sie hier nicht ihre Augen in den Faden um die wilden masturbiergelüste von inzöllen zu befriedigen
>>41007375>>41007376>>41007383wish i cud b different but when i see trans timelines like that it just breaks my comprehension
my head hurts AND im ugly :(
>>41007391that's not what I meant and u know it but okay... have ur moment of revenge
>>41007399Come here baby I'll kiss it and make it better
>>41007399IBUPROFEN YAY
i want to kiss scilla so badly
>>41007323I'm no longer zerking off to her and now I've stopped putting her on a pedestal and idolizing her. Thanks no fap you really work!
>>41007399correlation?
>>41007382mine will translate cleanly with an automatic language detection, i guarantee it>>41007396yeah i wish you could be different, too
>>41007420do it you coward
>>41007428> automatic language detectionas an automaton myself, I prefer manual labour
>>41007419not allowed to take blood thinners :(
>>41007428:(
faggos and faggerinas, what is your favourite continent?
>>41007373ganz offensichtlich ja. bist du verkümmert oder nur amerikanisch>>41007395Umkehrpsychologie. Blickkontakt mit mir könnte de Sade sich in Mutter Teresa verwandeln
>>41007448hyperborea
>>41007448solid
wanna suck a random dick real bad ohhhh i really need to stay off grindr
et est-ce qu'il y a quelqu'un qui parle français dans ce fil?
>>41007358ちゃんと敬語浸かりなさいこの野郎
>>41007448africa bc thats where all humans originated
>>41007378tfw no german dom gf
>>41007471interesting and makes sense I guess... I'd love to take a tour to the origins of humanity between the Euphrat and Tigris one day (those aren't in Africa tho I know)my fav is Antarctica cause pengwengs
should i buy a meme game i saw a streamer play? will it cure my depression?
>>41007462oui mais je l’ai étudié pas depuis des années. wesh>>41007478bin kein Deutscher. kein Dominant auch aber mit dir mein schatz kann ich probieren
Look at that bottom and his top aww :3
>>41007457you will not beat the lust for dick.
>>41007433yes, prepare your lips girl
>>41007513okay *closes eyes*
>>41007505donc il faut pratiquer, pratiquer et pratiquer. Les langues ne s'aprennent soi-mêmes.
>>41007470皆のここが私の友達だよからで、大丈夫だ
>>41007522i also like to grab ass while i kiss, be careful!
someone give me attention
>>41007505danke, mein fräulein
>>41007540im afraid its too big to fit in your hands anon...
I hope I can have sex one day
>>41007549ur sexting with a transbian btw
https://voca.ro/1oWfjvtp3nq1For whoever wanted a piss Vocaroo.
I will never have sex (and that's a good thing)
>>41007557lesbians tricking straight girls for sexshould have known better
>>41007560that was methank you so much anon for not forgetting i will be listening to this before sleep
>>41007564Same I am going to have a halo in heaven because of it
>>41007452Oh are you one of the weird racists
>>41007587no im just a yakubian wife
>>41007564Have you never had any sex or just never had sex as a woman?
billions must become hermitic
I can't even beat dick lust and I'm a chaser its a grim state of affairs
>>41007506pourquoi le passif ne mange pas l'actíf? elle est cinq fois plus grand q'il >>41007448in->>41007524bien sûr. mais il y a une manque de françophones près d'ici :c>>41007547braver Junge. <3>>41007537この画像掲示板には友達も仲間も味方もなんてないわ>>41007560santo dios
>>41007549titties i'm sure will fit my hand then...>>41007557transbian your ass kek
im nothing today
>>41007617me too
>>41007603ZASED fellow multingual
>>41007587she mostly posts in the trap thread on /b/. same name as here if you want to check the pics
There goes steve virgin hunting again
>>41007615>>40989376
>>41007619can't tell you how happy i am you didn't say polyglot. i consider that a slur. i dont associate with those people i just have a lot of free time. its a hobby
using CRISPR to genetically modify my sons to have sperm the size of tadpoles
>>41007622I DID THAT ONCE OKAY WHAT DO YOU MEAN MOSTLY
should i tell the guy im flirting with im a virgin or will that make him weird?
>>41007633es muy basado te lo dicho
>>41007602I hate it, it's really embarrassing
>>41007641You're hot so the weird racists from there are trying to claim you since all they have is roach and beenis
>>41007603(im gonna stop using Google translate to catch kanji idk and just write it out in hiragana if idk it、 because im making mistakes)私があなたの友達、ね?
>>41007641oh oh someone's triggered
>>41007642You should be real so that the relationships you form are as real and strong as possibleGuys either don't care or like it anyway
>>41007642"Oh no, she's a virgin. I can't talk to her now" said no man ever.>>41007617Why.
>>41007640using CRISPR to make myself glow in the dark (I already do dw)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBkYjGdgpxYowow
>>41007648tranners don't get a monopoly on dick, twinks are cute, i've done that, i don't regret it
>>41007690https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfCRXCfL_Ls
Using CRISPR to delete memories from my brain (I want to forget all of my exes and that one tranny. Also this place.)
>>41007471lol
>>41007597I only ever had sex with cis women (before transitioning)haven't had sex in over 10 years though
Using CRISPR to keep my lettuce crisp in the vegetable drawer, as the name implies
>>41007654>>41007682weird like he’s really into it
using lobotomy to make myself extremely powerful (autistic)
>>41007692I couldn't do that
>>41007703stay strongsex is for losersim one month without sex and i hope to achieve the state you're in by using this website
using an anti-materiel rifle to go rabbit hunting
starting to believe that meffy is a divinely ordained being. from the outer space.
>>41007724>sex is for losers
>>41007724it seems overrated, I refuse to indulge in it
>>41007742Are you also from the Boötes void?
>>41007744>picrelno but actually think about it its easier than ever to have sex nowadaysthe strong one is not the one who has sexbut the one who doesn't have sex you get me
i have successfully transitioned into an inceli fully stealth pass as cis incelseething chuds will say it's angles
besides sex is lame imagine someone sticks parts that they pee out of inside of you like who the fuck would even do that
>>41007757there’s reason to believe
>>41007777this but not a joke
>>41007765I mean the goal should be to just not have it be an unmet need imo. As long as u got that base covered there's rly no need to make a fuzz about sex.
>>41007777Heavenly quadsYou're right I'm never going to have sex, it's very gross
>>41007640why stop there. i have a really funny image i can post here but its nsfw so just imagine i posted a sperm donation advert from instagram edited to show furry macro_sperm art>>41007642wait until you know he's cool and not a creep i.e. have had nonsexual conversations unfortunately. ideally you want to have like. a conversation about how you feel about it so he can get the vibe>>41007650[[OOC: jisho.org is unmatched for kanji lookup! i use an open source browser plugin to do it on the fly in the same tab. there's also ones to inject furigana into any text which is insanely helpful if you haven't been skipping your kunyomi practice]]敵の敵も敵です。このボードにいるいわゆる人々となかよくしても、敵の顔は永遠に覚えますよ。絶対に>>41007644hago todo excepto buscar trabajo
>>41007724Sex is nice but the actual peak part is cuddling naked
>>41007742i always knew this. i didnt doubt it for a second>>41007777with me? nobody. thats the problem
>>41007795this guy gets it. It's all about the buildup and the comedown.
I think pichy is right, we need to eliminate sex from society
how can you even think about sex at a time like this
>>41007792we mostly don’t talk about sexual stuff and i don’t think he’s a creep. i’ve been wrong before tho
>>41007786tis what im sayin!i never joke im always serious!!>>41007789you clearly havent transcended this material realm yet>>41007791glad u listened
if im not having sex, nobody should be
>>41007810can't be too safe :( but yea you should probably just get it out in the open if ur thinking about it
>>41007815NEW EXECUTIVE ORDER SEX IS BANNED NOW
>>41007812>Looks nervously at box full of psychedelics across the roomOh trust me I have - many times.
im not having sex. at all.
>>41007815you are like asexual jesus
As someone who's done a few hard drugs in their lifetime I think I can say pretty confidently that sex is not the best experience a human can have. It is a tremendously nice experience however, no doubt about that.I'm just past my hedonistic days and like seeing things more pragmatically. Wanna have nice sex? Go have nice sex.
Let he who is without sex cast the first stone
>>41007682idk. i just realized it. tomorrow i might be something
wuv my vibrators
>>41007850No im scared
ive seen videos claiming to be of sex but they could be doctored
just ate six cinnamon buns (proof of meffy divinity)
>>41007864can i have one
is anyone else sad today finding out that half of your friends turned out to be genuinely evil people
How am I as a man supposed to have sex when looking people in the eye is painful and I exude strong anxiety vibes that everyone just interprets as "I don't like you don't talk to me"I've gotten people to like me from far away online since my autistic body language isn't there to filter meBut idk how that will ever turn into anything real
>>41007854did they just save you from sucking strangers dick>>41007860im pretty sure all so called corn is just photoshopped images stitched together with some dude making weird noises as voice-over
>>41007857Let me remind you that you are not special in any way. Nobody will remember you give enough time. You will die anyways - could be tomorrow, could be in a few decades. Don't be afraid. Don't regret.
>>41007871Wait until you find that out about the other half too
>>41007873yes lol
>>41007871go eat a snack and double check if they are still evil. sorry you are feeling bad :(
>>41007871You're literally an ethnonationalist you're the evil one stop milking this for attention and find better avenues you won't regret once your prefrontal cortex fully forms
>>41007873thats what i thought.. theres no way that stuff is real
>>41007884I’m not hungry :(
>>41007872fuck other tards. trust me bro>>41007876i know this isn't true because i remember when a guy i went to school with said "butt" instead of "cut" 19 years ago and also because i will never die
>>41007867there’s only six in a box…>>41007860i <3 u stu
>>41007871i filter with extreme prejudice. not worth the pain later of finding out you were emotionally investing in a chud>>41007912thats okay can i have one
Khhv tranners <3
>>41007924meanie
>>41007912yay :) love mef>>41007922>not worth the pain later of finding out you were emotionally investing in a chudim holding my tongue
trannies with no STDs <3
>>41007924I can't see khhv without thinking about spicebag now
>>41007905ok so u got traumatized, I'm sorry. Really, I am.Think about what your denying yourself now because of what happened almost two decades ago and try to assess rationally. Is it really worth it? How could I work around this? Work WITH yourself, not AGAINST yourself.
>>41007927I'm not! I love khhv tranners!
>>41007837i am the voice of a generation
what counts as virgin?
>>41007922i eated the whole box…. *sobs* THERE’S NOTHING LEFT, ANON. I’M SORRY.
>>41007962have you done sex?
Reminder that your mom and your dad had s*x with each other to make you. He got all up in your mom's guts and made big cums in her asswomb.>>41007853Lemme guess, your birthday? What are you>>41007860We should make one (I have sex with a trans girl and you sit in the cuck chair recording).
>>41007962For me it's not having had sex
>>41007966not exactly
>>41007962born between august 23 and september 22
>>41007973then ur prob a virginbut also explain yourself.
>>41007924what about a tranner with a debilitating complex about a version of virginity that she has invented for herself. not proof of any kind of purity but definitely evidence of a uniquely fascinating mind >>41007930i mean obviously it happens on here and stuff right... but in real life you gotta be unyielding if you interact with them even casually they'll poison your whole life everyone knows that>>41007946im not traumatised ill just never forget that jamie macallister made a truly humiliating blunder and im not scared who knows it. stupid cunt should have learned to speak earlier>>41007962produced solely by mechanical means without chemicals or heat
I'm going to make strawberry pancakes in honor of strawberry. And because i feel like it..
>>41007985i don’t remember it well
i want to bear (hehe) teddy’s cub offspring :)
>>41007965you... didnt save me one?>>41007968i am painfully aware i listen to them having loud sex in the next room every single night. i can hear it right now. i wish i was dead or at least hot
>>41007988>what about a tranner with a debilitating complex about a version of virginity that she has invented for herself. not proof of any kind of purity but definitely evidence of a uniquely fascinating mindI need to know what this version of self invented virginity is to make a decision.
>>41007995then there's no way to know if you're a virginig ask the other guy
>>41008004:(
>>41007962if you havent had a boy put his phone in your hand so you can add yourself as a contact then youre a virgin. this is why i am not a virgin :) (i was too scared to text him)>>41007968>Lemme guess, your birthdayits not my birthday today or tomorrow>I have sex with a trans girl and you sit in the cuck chair recordingumm um ummm mmm uhh ok i can do that...>>41007988>i mean obviously it happens on here and stuff rightit sure does
>>41007997Imagine still living with your parents lmao.
>>41008001ok so i have had sex and done stuff but i only did it before transition. since i started crossdressing full time i havent had sex at all. well i mean i did some hand stuff with friends at parties but only platonically that doesnt count. and im pretty sure my boyhole has healed over now
>>41007996You logs probably look like brown bear cubs Steve.
>>41007922I’m going to have to do this from now on :( I basically have to start over making new friends
>>41008009im sorry but that's just how it is
>>41007871none of mine are because none of my friends are troons or comically "left" schizos
>>41007976+1
>>41008018Nah sorry.
>>41007988> ill just never forgettrauma is an especially violent response to events in the past that do not realistically bear any more influence over you. You are, by definition, traumatized.
it shouldn’t count
>>41007997i didn’t know u wanted anyyyyy :((((( and i was hungry DDDDDD:
>>41008024it’s hard to make non troon friends as a troon :(
>>41008013>umm um ummm mmm uhh ok i can do that...Stu confirmed for cuck fetishist. Whoever is the stu wife poster now has to say stu reverse hotwife (I am the stu wife poster).
I am a machine you can dump a cinnamon roll into and I can turn that into a newly constructed wall
>>41008020its a hard lesson but learning it the hard way makes it the most likely for it to hit home. institute a zero-chud policy immediately. put a sign over your door>>41008028damn....>>41008026you dont think i have a uniquely fascinating mind? :c>>41008016fuck you bro im saving up suck my hole>>41008013lol
>>41008049>you dont think i have a uniquely fascinating mind? :cWell sort of but that won't make you a virgin.
>>41008042stu coldhusband>>41008055i was not at any point asking whether you think im a virgin. i know in my heart of hearts that i am a stone cold incel virgin and what anyone else has to say on that is irrelevant. i am asking if you have fallen in love with me yet or if i have to keep becoming more insane
>>41008064>i was not at any point asking whether you think im a virgin. i know in my heart of hearts that i am a stone cold incel virgin and what anyone else has to say on that is irrelevant. i am asking if you have fallen in love with me yet or if i have to keep becoming more insaneI like your moxy but not yet at least.
>>41008040no it isn't, why would it be?
i developed a cuck fetish because as someone this undesirable it was the only way i could realistically picture myself in a relationship
>>41008042not true...>>41008064real
>>41008069fug. ok brb im gonna go browse >>>/x/ for a couple hours ill do my best for you
>>41008072Tranny or chaser?
>>41008071where are these people, where do I make friends
>>41008081channy
>>41008081tranny
>>41008077>not true...Good. No wife of mine is a cuck.
>>41008091Get an ugly boyfriend, problem solved with no cuckoldry.
>>41008090
NEW>>41008098>>41008098>>41008098
>>41008089school or work, maybe wholesome hobby activitiesjust avoid meeting people in dens of degeneracy like bars or clubs
>>41008097or just one with really bad taste! or bad vision
>>41008097I am ugly and also get tunnel vision on whoever I'm in a relationship with
>>41008097can't
>>41008040I mean I'm not a troon, but im still a freak, and my friends are all really normal, did you go to uni? or did covid fuck that up? cuz that's where I met my friends
