red: all conservatives are now lesbiansthe women can ONLY date other women if they were married to a man they are divorced now and can't live with him anymoreif they are male they now have a female body and huge boobs and a hairy bush that electrocutes them if they try to shave itmales (who are now women) can similarly only date other women nowgreen: you wake up in an icy bathtuba kidney is gone, but so are your balls
>>41011805Red is more interesting and I don't even have balls so green just gets my kidney stolen.
>>41011805I can't believe I took the 25 seconds to read this thread post
green
>>41011805I'm a repping conservative who'd be a fridgehon, so probably red.
>>41011805>red: all conservatives are now lesbians>if they are male they now have a female body and huge boobs and a hairy bush that electrocutes them if they try to shave itIf I register as a republican and then press the button do I get turned into a cis woman?
>>41012594you have to actually believe
>>41012638I would absolutely believe in god if he turned me into a woman
>>41011805how many times can I press green
