Kaylee won

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why am i so chopped? :(

>>41023816
i like the praise the sun pose from dark souls!

>>41023806
I know you don’t know that’s why I’m telling you

Good morning /cg/. How's everyone doing on this fine Saturday morning?

Stealing my gf's srs fund and spending it on surgery that makes my dick bend more so she can suck it from the back while I'm on all fours

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im going to assert something: chasers (cism and transbian alike) on this board are pushy. you may call it "entitled" but im going to leave it at "pushy." they want something and they demand it pretty frequently and pretty strongly.
>post ass now
>give me your discord
>be my girlfriend
>i will have you
no judging, just noticing. this isn't chaser hate, this isn't flaming. it's just observable.

the question is, is this nature or nurture? is this a learned behavior?

>>41023873
Hi future person

>>41023882
You have to learn to recognize the folder creeps, there's a few of them and they pester girls.

>>41023816
who i am:
extroverted
good conversationalist
bit of a bully, but in a gentle way
in great shape (we can be workout buddies)
well endowed

who i want:
femboy or trans girl
ideally have a similar sense of humour and similar hobbies (i know most of y'all dont workout or like the outdoors, so gaming is one)
be attractive, at least around same level as me. dont want a model, dont want someone really mid
be open to long term relationship, not interested in flings

i wanted to include a pic of myself but litterbox keeps throwing errors.

>>41023882
i think there's a diff between assertive and arrogant. im assertive, but i aint gonna force something. its like trying to force a fart; if you gotta force it shit may come out.
but to answer ur question, its learned. most men who did not grow up on the internet are not overly aggressive arrogant dudes. they're just normal.

Stealing my gf's srs fund, tripling it at the casino and giving her three times as much back

>>41023859
oh okay thanks
>>41023882
i kinda like when guys say possible stuff like that. it feels good to be wanted

>>41023882
It works enough to build be a viable strategy

you are all so annoying

>>41023901
Hello person of the past. Tomorrow will be sunny!

>>41023918
thanks babe now i can get 3 pussies

>>41023927
It will! I'm hoping for some rain soon however it has been very dry and I like the rain

>>41023930
nvm. this is the greatest gen on the internet

>>41023940
It's been rainy and cloudy here typical of early autumn. Temperatures are still high so it's also pretty humid at the moment.

>>41023948
btw can you tell me what the lottery numbers will be in the future?

The futility of chasing

https://x.com/madclips_/status/1966547360852402228

>>41023948
there's really that autumn feeling in the air lately right. feels good. it was about time

fucking hate everything wanna die

>>41023957
No, sorry. I don't gamble.
>>41023961
You can smell the rain every day!

>>41023964
i miss him too

>>41023973
what?

>>41023970
There go my real estate dreams

>>41023926
it's awful. the tripfags are so shit

>>41023974
read the op

>>41023979
little gay boy all you do is cry cry cry

>>41023978
I'm sorry anon, I wish I could be of help.

>>41023983
oh rip shrimpcat

>>41023919
>i kinda like when guys say possible stuff like that. it feels good to be wanted
it's not really being wanted though, it's being a small piece of his diet of female or trans bodies for the day. like it's just mindless porn consumption, not real "wanting." you aren't even a meal to him, you're just a handful of potato chips he idly shoves in his mouth because he's hooked on it.
if that makes you feel "wanted" and makes you feel good, then i guess i feel bad for you

so stinky but not in the way you think

>>41023996
In what way?

>>41024014
something changed. its different

Chasing is just as much of an intersex condition as transgenderism

>>41023995
>im just a bag of lays to my chaser
NOOOOOOOOOOO ITS FUCKING OVERRRRRR
I LOVED HIMMMMMM….
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>41024033
forgot pic

>>41024029
in that neither of them are genetically predestined and thats a good thing actually?

>>41024029
Don't try to medicalize me

Trannies are like women in the sense that they say they want one thing but mean something completely different. They talk about not wanting to be orbited by chasers who see them as meat but the moment a man treats them like a human being they get the ick.

>>41024033
if you're actually with a guy then it's obviously different
im talking about (and to) the people who find validation in hearing "post ass"

>>41024039
I swear I saw a video of chills making fun of this guy once

>>41024049
i dont think they do actually. i think you are making that up to justify seeing them as meat. i do not get the ick when they do that

Which I still had someone to send pics to
Wish it didnt take me 5 billion years to become comfortable enough with someone to do that
I want to reroll life with low inhibition stats

The girl I’m taking to is mad because I won’t bring her to my house. She passes 100% only thing is she sounds like a faggot. I live with my cholo uncle he’s cool but i wouldn’t want him to think I’m a faggot. How can I tell her without being mean

>>41024057
the best option for everyone involved as far as i can tell would be doing it in your suicide note

>>41024025
Is it for the worse or better?

>>41024050
well i’m not actually anything with him but that’s how we started talking so it’s totally sad…

>>41024029
I mean if trans brain opposite dimorphisms are getting called intersex then yeah, gay brain opposite dimorphisms would have to be too
Similar type of aberration, just a different brain structure

Chasers don't have gaybrain thoughbeit

>>41024054
starting stats are irrelevant by the time you hit an endgame build. go grind instead of crying about it

guy i'm talking to off of here kinda made me feel better he's pretty cool

>>41024070
The only thing that has worked is alcohol it can't be trained out I have tried
Trying to not scorch my liver

>>41024057
break up with her and let a real man date her instead

>>41024067
no such thing as worse or better just different
>>41024069
pseudointellectual posting pseudoscience

>>41024061
lel

>>41024061
I like living tho. I’ve bought her voice classes but she still sounds so gay. Why

>>41024053
I wish what you were saying were true. Whenever I attempt to treat a female or a tranny like I would anyone else they lose interest. I guess it's my fault for trying to be like I am to everyone else because then they don't feel like they're special anymore.

>>41024072
alcohol is not a good way of training it
>>41024078
it is immediately obvious that you are fundamentally not capable of dating a trans woman. she will find this out soon or she will find it out later. in all likelihood she already knows. if you post here crying about it i will tell you to kill yourself again

>>41023995
i meant to say possessive and not some fag in the thread like guys im flirting with outside of here. it’s probably pathetic for a different reason im sure

>>41023882
transbians are not chasers

I'm off to get 4 hours of sleep before tomorrow's stream
goodnight, cg

Chaserbros where do you meet trannies? I tried grindr but uninstalled it when I recognised all the local hot cds/trans from escort sites.

>>41024080
the impression i am getting is that the way you treat "anyone else" is bad. if you can't achieve a meaningful connection outside of exclusively sexual interactions on a large sample size the problem is that you suck to be around. take a minute to work on that and it will be rewarded

>>41024094
If I knew I wouldn't be here

>>41024094
grindr is unironically full of transbians

>>41024080
>a female or a tranny

>>41024094
this user filters the grindr trannies to tops only

>>41023882
post ass NOW

>>41024094
Grindr near me is trash its 100% sissy crossdressers, escorts, or t4t

>>41024094
Nigga im into ftms they're all at cons and shit. Idk about mtfs and grindr shit. There should be a ftm equivalent of that app
t. Female

i will say the t4t on grindr is great. must suck to be a chaser. hot babes as far as the eye can see
>>41024110
in my experience they're all on Lex if that operates in your area. but i fucking hate that app so i barely use it. Lesbian Culture is an evil poison i refuse to interact with i want the meat market of grindr

it is funny that all the mtfs use the app for gay men and all the ftms use the app for lesbians. we are all losing to the allegations together

>>41024085
Does your voice pass? Idk anon I’m gonna keep railing her in hotels

>>41024112
>i will say the t4t on grindr is great.
not even, most of them fit the incel chaser to transbian pipeline meme dead on

Is June still here? I need to ask her something very important

>>41024100
Yeah but I don't so your condescension is uncalled for.

>>41024123
>most of them fit the incel chaser to transbian pipeline meme dead on
Most of the trannies on this board fit that meme too

>>41024120
nah i dont voice train. good for her if she's getting what she wants it sounds like the type of situation where she understands it pretty clearly
>>41024123
uh huh for sure babe its trenches its so miserable theres just no hot trannies anywhere

>>41024110
>female tranny chaser
whoa. how common is this compared to males who chase mtfs? what's the appeal of ftms? Is it simply because you find the combo of masculine features with a vag hot?

>>41024128
sorry i never know how to get it through the thick skulls of the guys that open in here with something that would give even the most desperate girls the ick that they are the problem. im trying dumbing it down to see if that makes it easier. usually i just tell them to ack which makes me feel a little better but doesnt really fix the problem

>>41024129
thts me. it rules
well no i was gay pretrans. fug. stolen valour
ill make up for it by being an incel chaser now

>>41024130
Why not? I mean, she keeps getting sad asking to meet my family and I won’t until her voice passes

>>41024109
I would bang a cute sissy or cd but the ones on grindr were mostly gross older dudes.

>>41024108
i wish i had a strong violence impulse so i could be creative with some fancy way to tell you to kill yourself, even with the post being an obvious joke
however i don't have that impulse and i don't actually want to tell you to kill yourself so instead i will punish you by subjecting you to my meta-analysis of the situation. i wasn't initially going to go into this layer of the meta-analysis where i analyze the meta-analysis itself, rather i was just going to say more about the violence impulse and lack thereof, but giving the meta-analysis room to analyze the meta-analysis serves an interesting purpose in both reinforcing the post and making the post more confusing. through this layering approach it becomes more annoying to cleanly trace the internal logic of the post and dig through the layers to find some original starting point. now if you were to try to make sense of this post, you could still do it, but you're gonna have to dig through a whole lot of pointless verbosity and some doubling-back-on-itself-ness. drawing the logic on a piece of paper would look sillier, and maybe take two or even three retries. of course, it's all nonsense in the first place.
i was going to include an image with this post but ultimately felt like the post would stand better on its own with no image. im not entirely sold on this decision to be honest, i think there's a chance the post is better with an image. i was thinking a wireframe of a dodecahedron, my favorite of the platonic solids and probably all of the finite regular polyhedra. it would set the vibes for the post pretty well. for some reason im also thinking about the gerudo fortress exterior from ocarina of time right now, so that would also be a potential choice of image. you can imagine either one if you'd like.

>>41024129
for what its worth so do most of the chasers
>>41024147
it saves me from wasting time on guys like you. i am not interested in being stealth in any situation for any reason

>>41024112
I'll see what i can do lowkey! Thanks for the advice because I feel like most wouldn't fr. Yeah, feels like a lot of ftms are in lesbian spaces, but I wouldn't treat a ftm as a girl like a lesbian would. I actually kinda thought I was lesbian until I realized that I like masculinity and ambigous GNC folks. Idk. It's hot
>>41024135
>how common is this compared to males who chase mtfs?
I've met some cis ladies as I who love and yearn for a ftm.prince :)
>what's the appeal of ftms?
For me it's a bit personal because I had lovely memories with my ftm friend from high school although it was all platonic, I was just really attracted to his cute and handsome smile and beautiful charm. I hope to find someone like him one day to love and be happy with.
>Is it simply because you find the combo of masculine features with a vag hot?
Pretty much, kind of. Assuming their clit (lmao) will grow quite a bit into a more male you know, format(?) LOL what am I saying atp. I'm not really into dicks very much, I don't know what it is. But I'm open to ftm stuff like that actually, like really open. I like you know the thought of scissoring a ftm for some reason. I don't like women, and I don't like dicks.. so I put two and two together eventually LMAO it's so embarrassing

https://voca.ro/18vIKm2ZM3E3
working on making my singing voice until it's pretty and passing enough that it will get me a boyfriend

>>41024154
dont worry babe i got ur back
>>41024108
why dont you see what fun cocktails you can mix up with the cleaning products in your bathroom

>>41024138
Lol, lmao even. Whatever you say

>>41024154
This is going straight into the pichu schizo folder

>>41024177
Objective complete

>>41024186
it's less fun if you screenshot intentionally stupid stuff

>>41024157
Post voice

>>41024175
yea its the same way trannies are on grindr but we aren't gay guys. well some of us are. but you know how it is by now. im cheering u on my luck on there is mixed my success rate with ftms is exceptionally low so i can't give you much advice. weirdly the vast majority of the ones ive met really like cardcaptor sakura so maybe read up on cardcaptor sakura

>>41024157
dumbest shit I ever heard

>>41024177
Banger. Do you take request?

>>41024200
i post it all the time! im going to sleep tho i keep meaning to do more vocas cause i just got a new mic but im running out of funny things to read

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WXYjm74WFI

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>>41023816
i want a chaser

>>41024189
<3
>>41024212
okay but I'm not very good so it may be too hard for me

i want to try to get clocked in the /soc/ face judging thread
really really really badly want to do this

>>41024211
you'll understand when you transition a little further. my "femaleness" is not in question. i like being a tranny and it's safe for me to be one here so there's no reason for me to present as anything else etc etc. i was talking about this to my therapist recently and i was totalllyyyy getting on a soapbox it was a whole thing

>>41024218
I want a tranner, but that picture tells me danger

he’s going to leave me when he here’s my voice

>>41024222
you will not do this.

>>41024223
just sounds agamp tbdesu

>>41024229
it is fundamentally not something that you will be able to understand while you still genuinely believe in blanchard garbage

>>41024218
im here, take me

>>41024233
>Like being trans instead of being as close to female as possible
That is plain old agamp to me, dont think agamp is even a blanchardism

Reminder that everyone here is male

>>41024227
but i would like to do this
i already posted myself in the mega-dead /soc/ passgen

>>41024199
Everything you post is stupid
intentionally or otherwise

kill me the headaches are back :((((

>>41024221
Sing ease by whirr pls

>>41024218
No you don't

Somebody tell me to go to bed

>>41024274
post in the /soc/ face rate thread with me

Imagine seeing that Kirk video and thinking that a class full of 11 year olds need to see it ASAP lmao

https://torontosun.com/news/local-news/warmington-scarborough-teacher-accused-of-showing-charlie-kirk-murder-video-to-kids

>>41024278
oh boy i can make myself feel worse!

>>41024274
https://voca.ro/1fvQ1De7XMFL

im unfathomably alone

>>41024279
that's awful. i saw it on here and felt kinda sick it's not something kids should see.

>>41024279
It's what he would have wanted

>>41024285
In here nona wanna vc

>>41024298
no im stupid and just want to vent sorry for wasting your time

>>41024237
i do not think being trans distances you from being female

anyone need a chaser rn?

>>41024278
Don't wanna
>>41024283
Ok, ok, im going to bed... Right after this youtube videeo finishes. It's a playlist? Hiw many hours? Oh no

>>41024309
me. what services do you offer?

>>41024335
Boyfriend experience through discord we could VC and play games but I must win every single game we play

Doing a naked dogeza for a tranner

>>41024339
what games?

>>41024349
PLEASE
did you see my post about the clothes tho I'm very particular. the outfit removed for the naked dogeza is such a core part of it

>>41024279
"While playing this video repeatedly, he gave a speech to his students regarding anti-fascism, anti-trans, and how Charlie Kirk deserved for this to occur,”
maaaaayne c'mon

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>>41024349
apologize, chasey

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oyersumey chaser-tan . im going to go to sleep instead of absent mindedly pillow humping while i play horses for three hours . i promise

roll up roll up chaser available get your chaser here

it would be so convenient to be able to be a trasbinan
i wish it wasn't evil to date a repper and subtly deter him from ever transitioning

>>41024398
>it would be so convenient to be able to be a trasbinan
you already are one

>>41024403
close! but actually no

>>41024398
you can just be a transbian. i don't know if sexuality is a choice or whatever but i do know that sometimes you can make it

>>41024408
what’s so wrong w dating a man jeez

>>41024354
All kinds of games
>>41024387
Lol

Twinkchan <3<3<3

I need someone to do liu kangs sore throat fatality on me NOW

>>41024418
i just want the convenience of it
i don't want any other part of it lol

>>41024440
I have a different kind of sore throat in mind

I am an unapologetic chaser.

I am a complete coomer for hsts trans girls.

I fetishize people that turn themselves into girls.

I think trans women are women.

>>41024398
I get it too, the amount of sex pest transbians I've spoken to it would have been easy to date

>>41024468
u good people. gnight chasergen i'm too tired to stay up anymore.

>>41024474
Night x

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>>41024436

>>41024474
gn + gl in the thread

>>41024502
whoa now I’m the wolf

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>>41024502

Rapists are not real and trannies can't get raped

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hands you this

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>>41024522
no I’m so chad you'll look like a woman next to me
>>41024536
this coverup goes HARD, it really speaks to me

>>41024554
do you have any personality besides bestialism

>>41024554
The nipples really makes it look class and well planned.

>>41024554
No way you’re so pretty I love you so much Twinkchan

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>>41024558
I am pure chaos, destruction incarnate, I don’t need a personality

>>41024545
BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE

>>41024398
If you date a chaser that's basically what you're doing

>>41024356
I'm sorry, I'll fold my clothes neatly and do the dogeza for you...
>>41024373
Sorry... please forgive me, dawgy-chan

>>41024398
Yep, this one's going in the folder

Resisting the urge to chaseroid over a stunning passgen woman, shouldn't have opened the thread

>>41024611
which one bro?

>>41024613
all of them bc all trans woman are queen

>>41024618
there are a lot of really pretty girls in the current passgen, agreed

Anyone want to be my practice gf? There's a cis girl I'm completely falling for but I feel embarrassed having no experience with girls.

>>41024580
>>41024618
Does this mean I'm a chaser queen?

>>41024572
thanks babe <3 *licks you*

>>41024678
Woah thanks!

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in another world this is twinkchan
but this is not that world

In another world twinkchan and pichu are the head transbian couple of the board.

>>41024729
This is actually a video of twinkchan wdym

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guess letter

>>41024729
this could be me if I wasn’t so huuuuge

>>41024744
yeah thinking about it i think we have what it takes to replace olive and lago
for sure yeah we definitely could

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>>41024752
N

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>>41024758
Correct!

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>>41024763
I

>>41024754
I'd lag that o

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>>41024767
uhoh, not twinkchan

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>>41024775
uhhh how about G

>>41024784
you are BANNED from the game

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>>41024785
I refuse to be banned, I quit! This game SUCKS

particularly gruesome variant of the game where the hanging guy loses limbs per wrong guess instead of being drawn part by part

>>41024791
i forgor......

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>>41024793

>>41024803
He's got skills

Holy shit if I die tonight I would have not lived at all
I desperately need to do things

I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oooh)
I am for real
Never meant to make the trannies cry
I apologize a trillion times

>>41024812
vocaroo it

>>41024813
I can't sing very well

>>41024816
neither can I.
If you do it I'll do it to split the embarrassment

>>41024729
that is so much closer to realty (I love her bros)

>>41023816
what happened to shrimpcat? did he die?

>>41024842
realty

>>41024846
They killed him

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>>41024364
>>41024279
Canada is not a real place it's AI generated

>>41024852
How tight is your hole fr?
5' 3"
85 lb
You couldn't take my dick and I'm hung like a fruit fly

>>41024876
lmao wouldn't a transgender rape shelter house rapists? basado

>>41024877
i can uncomfortably fit an xs squarepeg egg

>>41024892
It doesn't get any cuter than this mental image

>>41024894
idk I feel like thats pretty big though

>>41024775
I‘ll take her place: gonna throw out G again

>>41024729
I keep watching this, it’s adorable

>>41024911
It's hot that you've tried it before. You should my gf since mine is the xs squarepeg of penises.

>>41024920
most trannies probably have I think

>>41024942
I never want anything in my butt

>>41024953
A tranner that doesn't like anal?

>>41024968
No I'm a guy, but I feel like a lot of these guys in here put things up their butts and want to suck peener

>I'd rather be skinny and unpassing than fat and passing
what causes these fake trans WHORES to think this way?

>>41024968
me
>>41024975
ur pretty based lad

Women who don't want me are insane and that's why I want them

>>41024975
Oh it read like you were trans from the reply chain

>>41024984
They can't all be based like you

I love you trannies!

has anyone played shadow of Mordor and is it any good

>>41025182
eat a fart

>>41025182
Yes it's very fun IMO

>>41024988
im insane and I want you

>>41025187
nice I'm downloading it now. Got a bundle with both games for like $6

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i have to make breakfast

the problem with having real friends is sometimes you have to go outside to meet them for coffee. i don't want to go outside. my internet friends in the fetish thread would never make me do that

oughhhh
i don't want to be awake....

>>41025229
yea fr going outside is overrated

people on cs are so mean. Like I used my moid voice and they call me trans what the flip

omg you girls are so cute

>>41025312
yeah cs is one of the worst communities on the Internet. Its grim

Got 65 new ties.

I remember Shadows of Mordor and Shadows of War being really fun you just go around this region of Middle-earth terrorizing orcs
One of the cool things about it is there are hero orcs who sometimes are recurring characters, the come back stronger to take revenge on you for defeating them previously, it was always fun to see the come back
Also the big spider Shelob is an important character and they have her transform into a hot girl to talk to the protagonist

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>>41025336

>>41025386
Shelob is alright, but Ungoliant is the real spider girl I want to talk to.

>>41025387
I love you!

>>41025399
woa thank you anon i love you too then

want to play wrestle and tickle a trans girlfriend and smell her and kiss her and tell her how much I love her

horny for the girl reading this

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>>41025453

>>41025458
what are we gonna do

>>41025467
watch all of sailor moon. its very important you have to understand

man the stardew event in infinity Nikki was so dumb lol it lasted three minutes and I can't even take pics of the junimo afterwards....what was the point

>>41025473
I like the original one it’s so funny but can we also make out

>>41025490
>infinity Nikki
This looks like such an AGP game holy shit

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>>41025495
yea the original one is the only based one. maybe ill allow it well see

>>41025498
>game made for women
>AGP!!!!

>>41025506
haha well it will also be fun just to spend time together watching this cool show but I want to hold you while we watch it

There's something about a cute trans girl that's so much better than a cute cis girl and it's not the penis.

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sable saturday!

>>41025511
Yes this is true, I think have a theory that younger cis women tend to put on this lowkey masculine front, whereas trans women many times are just openly feminine and playful and sweet it’s really irresistible

>>41025510
yea its gonna be super fun anon i cant wait
>>41025511
based.

>>41025535
you smell good nonny

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>>41025560
i always do obv

Do any other chasers like it when she hasn’t prepped properly and she gives you a little bit of shitdick? It doesn’t even smell that bad and you can make her clean it with her mouth. It’s just a little chocolate.

>>41025564
Yeah I like that about you so much

>>41025574
youll make me blush frfr

>>41025568
wow

>>41025588
okay you can’t be so cute all the time you’re cuter than the characters in the show

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>>41025595
its a competition i have to win!

i run an ethical small business that turns cats into dogs

>>41025602
That doesn’t sound ethical

>>41025611
it's also vegan

>>41025602
no pls i wanna remain a cat

>>41025600
if we’re not careful we’re gonna get one of those Are You Still Watching messages on the TV

>>41025622
i bet ill win that too

>>41025618
no exceptions

>>41025634
it seems i have to make peace with it. maybe being a dog is fun

>>41025631
how would you win?

when you shake somebody's hand there's a 30% chance they have masturbated more recently than they have washed their hands. when interacting with a /cg/ poster this percentage is over a hundred times larger. because of this, the users of the general gradually adopted the naked dogeza as a safe, sanitary way to greet each other without the risks of physical contact.

>>41025643
i did not think this far. maybe i will not win actually

you need to spend $40. right now. for the economy. or we are all going to die

>>41025653
can i spend it on my chinese gacha husbands

I just want a man who is
1) large
2) nice to me
3) kind of dumb
why is it so hard to get all 3

>>41025649
it’s okay you can still win I can help you get to the finish line

>>41025668
how large how nice and how dumb please

>>41025656
yes but you have to be quick

>>41025669
thank you anon you are truly the best. im so happy

>>41025676
as long as I’m with you I’m also happy

really want to die

>>41025684
in your arms tonight

>>41025675
im trying to be as quick as i can
>>41025678
being happy is imporant

>>41025668
That’s literally me

>>41025684
gang...

>>41025668
im not sure about seeking out dumb guys... that always creeped me out when girls do it as much as when guys do. but yes the himbo archetype is precious. guys who are nice in general are rare treasures

>>41025710
i don't want him to be dumb exactly i just find it charming when guys are the opposite of me. i overthink and i like when guys don't.
>>41025673
taller than 5'8 and big enough that i can lie on you. if you can pick me up because you're strong then even better. niceness to me is paramount like i want to be adored and treated like some precious thing. but its fine if you're sometimes not nice more generally as nobody is nice all the time. dumbness is like i want to think you're cute and silly so a bit dumb is ideal but i don't want to be worried you might injure yourself if left alone due to being so dumb

>>41025768
that seems way healthier when u put it like that for sure i support u

its gonna rain i think

im kinda bored with my purple hair
idk what colour to switch to

>>41025768
okay all good I am especially on board for treating you as a treasure but I am not dumb at all unless we’re talking about like being bad at vidya or something

>>41025798
i want to go a really chic blue grey so bad but im trying to get my hair to be healthy... seething

>>41025805
no i feel u i think imma need to bleach my roots in order to be happy with my hair colour but i'm dreading it

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>>41025798
pink

>>41025814
stay strong.... im debating doing a really weak bleach or something so i can just go for a darker warm toned colour but hair is so unpredictable... i hope it all goes well good luck!!!

>>41025800
i think to clarify what i mean by dumb a bit
some men have this himbo air about them that is not really a measure of their intelligence so much as a predisposition to sillyness and simple things. they might be quite smart but sometimes act or express themselves in a way that gives the impression they are a bit of a puppy dog. its hard to explain if you are not someone attracted to this quality. perhaps the equivalent is a girl who is a bit ditzy?

>>41025833
Well, you know how I am, I spend my spare time brooding over philosophy and theology. Think of all the times we’ve talked in tightening spirals of analysis. I can be silly every once in a while but it’s playing against type.

>>41025846
i figured it might be you i was speaking to! i'll be honest this quality in you is attractive for other reasons, i am multifaceted and do not just like one thing

What do tranner buttholes generally taste like?

>>41025863
I keep my on the thread in case I spot you and have the chance to say love ya haha

>>41025875
you ever eat a really good chow mein

>>41025875
strawberry

>>41025885
i feel called out...

love poetry about heteros is about the sun and the moon
love poetry about yuri is about eating a pomegranate wrong
love poetry about yaoi is about when there is a war

all poetry is one of these three

>>41025888
watch your cartoons sweetpea

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>>41025910
oki anon ill do what u want

>>41025888
have i guessed right?

>>41025915
Strawberry is such a good girl

Strawberry is a hon

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>>41025933
who knows...
>>41025934
maybe

Strawberry is cute but she already has a boyfriend

strawberry is also addicted to gacha

Strawberry is not cute and she does not have a bf

strawberry is a cat (real)

>>41025944
no she doesn't

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im also kinda sleepy

anything worse than chasers who string along multiple girls at the same time and lead us on making us think we found love? we are just disposable things to entertain them until they get bored of us and pull the next girl out of storage

>>41025966
unfortunate consequence of trannies being desperate for attention and having attachment issues

>>41025881
love you too hope you are having a nice day!

>>41025966
it’s why i only talk to guys who make it clear they want commitment and aren’t talking to multiple girls when things get serious

>>41025966
unfortunate consequence of chasers being too emotionally immature to form meaningful relationships

>>41025966
Did that happen to you?

they say strawberry has never lost a 50/50 and doesn't even know they exist

actually i retract my thing about dumb guys. i think it can be initially charming and sometimes fun but in my experience dating dumb men it becomes grating in the long term. himbos can be fun but i'd want someone i could engage with more deeply too.

>>41025992
i can confirm this one. i was blessed by hoyo

>>41025982
FAT FUCK

>>41025998
hes fat

>>41025966
just avoid talking to guys from tranny chasing discord servers. they’re bound to have 10 other trannies in their dms. fwiw this happens to cis women too.

middle aged lady walking down the street eating a sausage roll just absolutely sobbing i see you i feel you and i am cheering you on
>>41025994
yeah I come and go on all that stuff. i think it's a desire for men to be simple in the sense of easy to understand? but idk if that interpretation is all that satisfying. im not sure what the real root of it is

>>41025978
I”m headed out for breakfast so pretty happy

>>41026017
I have 10 cis guys in my DMs
> t.ranny

>>41026041
ok but how many bfs do you have? i’m just trying to help that nonny out.

gotta keep a few tranners in the stable because one will forget you for a while, straight up ghost you without all the way ghosting
what am I supposed to do sit around waiting or you to remember I exist

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>>41026054
3 or 4 depends rlly

>>41023882
Honestly I think it's just a 4chan thing. No chaser is going to walk up to a trans girl IRL and say something stupid like SHOW ASS NOW! Most of the time I think they're trolling. But then again I've never been that type of guy

>>41026041
i have no cis guys in my dms because i just tell them information unprompted and can't hold a conversation otherwise. but I've taught a lot of guys about projectile motion this is a form of love

>>41026075
on dating apps you get a lot of guys whose whole profile is like SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS ONLY who will open to trannies looking for hookups or pics. if guys don't read your profile they will flirt normally and when you check they know you're trans will immediately be like well we can still hook up. real life is the same. it is everywhere unfortunately

>>41026094
so real :/

What is sex like ? I want sex....

>>41026102
its fun

>>41026102
Can be great, with someone you love
Overall, however, pretty overhyped