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Is your job killing you?
What kind of things do you do to keep a good work/life balance?

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>>41040384
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>>41043892
he was an awful person, but man... what a gruesome fucking way to die
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Charlie Kirk died so that we can be gay
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i have, a gay crush that never went away
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No ones gettin away with nothin.

I see all.
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I read that when that girl who got stabbed on the train by that black dude got stabbed she orgasmed 0_0
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you dont see shit
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>>41043922
Not really. I mean, I guess it was gruesome to look at. But he never knew what hit him. He would've almost had time to notice a hot sting at his neck, but the blood pressure to his brain was gone so fast that he wouldn't have had any idea what happened, that there was a shot, that he was murdered, anything. It would be no different than if had fainted suddenly. He didn't even have enough time to notice the dizziness or why he was suddenly unable to remember where he was.

Hell, most people would be lucky to die so instantly and without pain or understanding. It would be like any other day then suddenly you're a bit dizzy then instantly asleep.
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>goes out to scrounge for cigarette butts and ghetto sex
>dodges black guy
>dodges white guy
>dodges Syrians
>dodges spics
>dodges women in van
>finally get to gas station that takes EBT
>holds door for girl
>realizes its the same one who caught him confessing faggotry on phone
>get kicked out by jeet
>slink out while fat boomer is waving cane
>shakes his boxing stick back at him and puffs chest
>stumble across interstate median to dodge brownoids
>ends up dodging cars anyways
>finally makes it home
>tiptoes past sleeping mom
>stops to pull away dead brothers underwear from her hands
>closes window to avoid noise from Jamal's house party next door
>turns on Obama-phone to get his wifi
>F5s on gaygen to find troon to simp for
>sees boomer laughing at his fregoli
>asks where his bf is
>laughs at his own joke
>*snort-snort-snort
>remembers he is middle aged
>and has mentioned neither a date nor a woman the entire time hes ever posted on gaygen
>goes back to larping as top from his bottom self-loathing
>and rage-posting vocaroos about troons
>still alone

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[car passes]
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how should a bottom repay a top for breeding him?
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>>41044022
by agressively topping the top
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>>41044037
that's gay
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>What kind of things do you do to keep a good work/life balance?
copious amount of drugs
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it's fascinating how people into goofy shit like anime and furry can be unironic nazis
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i don't answer shit unless it's on work hours
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dang it I forgot to listen to methys valentine voc to me last thread.

Oh well. I can get to it in a bit. Maybe he was doing his impression of a man again. I always enjoy those.

I bet its something like "You're just going to sit there on your computer listening to my impotent phone-posted vocaroos! If you were a real man like me you would fly to Shit-hook County California to answer my shit posts and fight me and my boxing stick like a man!"

[car passes]

From a homo who literally called the cops on a pair of women lol
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>>41044058
if you are terminally online enough to become a furry or huge weeb becoming like a nazi from the same internet poisoning is not that big of a switch.
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>>41043901
Cooper Koch looking cute at the 2025 Emmys!
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i stan the triangle inequality
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... Does anyone actually answer a ringing phone anymore?

I have a teired communication protocol:

If you actually know me, use my email, I will see it sooner. If you want a phone cail, give a time. Otherwise you are just getting an email back.

If its just a question or not urgent, you can text. But expect to wait a while and it has to be done in five exchanges. I am not spending an hour swapping 20 text messages in something that could've been resolved in a 3 minute phone call.

If you want me to answer the phone when you call, text or email first with a time. I never have my ringer on unless I am expecting a call because I am not listening to the damn thing ring every five minutes from some spamming asshole jeets or bots.

And don't come to my house without asking first. If I am not expecting you, I don't even answer the door because I already know that you have nothing I want and don't know me well enough to just email, call or text in the first place.

If you are an idiot neighbor that doesnt have any of my contact information and keep banging, expect a 50/50 chance that I will answer the door armed. Just because I can already see whos at the door doesn't mean I'm not pissed at the intrusive distraction and interruption.

Goddammit its 2025. I did not live long enough to enjoy all this asshole avoidance technology just to not use it. Christ, my mother was an actual boomer and didn't answer phones for 30 years. It was voice message or gtfo.
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https://voca.ro/1abiUmkkBKeG
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Kirk Cobain... dead...
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Does slayer work
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What did I just say. I am doing other shit. Type it or wait for your (You). Its not like this is the only fucking tab I am on ye daft babbling cunt.
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>>41044202
https://voca.ro/1fKr0Nr3DcYv
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can i post here if I am only sexually attracted to femboys? Not trannies, but slim, petite feminine men.
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>>41044327
bigen is more for you dude, it's masc4masc here babyyy
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https://voca.ro/1m4vgXeOSfaV
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>>41044327
no
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https://voca.ro/19nlN2kQjyfA
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aint listen allat
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>>41043926
https://youtu.be/_OoShtF4_yQ
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Charlie Cuck
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>>41044471
https://voca.ro/17TXGFIjEOhx
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https://voca.ro/12rq3FKM777K
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https://youtu.be/KdVFgo_CvCA?si=--COZKwTmWv6QPgZ
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https://men.wikifeet.com/Logan_Paul
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>>41044698
this better not awaken anything in me...
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Americans are so hot when they’re not fat retards
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Based or cringe?
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Honest thoughts on buck breaking
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>>41044803
cringe creeping on others while flying cattle class
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eepy squeak >.<
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>>41044819
you wouldn’t sniff?
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>>41044803
it's so CRINGE to creep on people and post pictures of them online!! such... VIOLATION!!!

But he's so hottttt
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>>41044805
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>>41044872
I rather man up and ask him if he gay and would like sum fuk rather than sniff him like a fuckin weirdo
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How would /cisgaygen/ have reacted to the news, if Charlie Kirk was gay?
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>>41044888
sniffing a man is not rape!
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>>41044872
he wouldn't even register on my radar bro
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>>41044924
would you sniff
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>>41044916
Not possible
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I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
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>>41044803
link
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>>41044803
I bet his armpits smell like musky ambrosia
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>>41044947
Yes. I’d take off his shoes and sniff his feet. Moving up his legs.
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Dill Doe up my butt
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>>41044947
no, all these guys are incredibly mid
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>>41044803
he's a personal trainer and was a former teenie athlete
https://www.ashlandy.org/wp-content/themes/yootheme/cache/70/david_pt_website-70afb862.webp
https://www.times-gazette.com/story/news/2018/07/12/award-renamed-to-honor-doc/11548783007/
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>>41045033
wow, men really age like SHIT
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>>41045041
shut the fuck up pedophile
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https://voca.ro/1gvKsLsbZmoM
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Not gay, chaserbro but, I've begun crashing out at work. I'm a Barista at a local business in which people order off a tablet in the front. Had an elderly couple today say they don't understand how to use it. I was already having a bad day, but that just caused me to snap.

I've now been written up at work. How do I stop letting shit like this bother me?
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>>41045129
stop being autistic, we don't need more chasers snapping and assassinating people
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>>41045129
https://voca.ro/17CKvwZtFsUl
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>>41045020
Okay Henry Cavill shut the fuck up nobody cares that you're a 10/10 and only date 11s

>>41045129
This is why everyone hates zoomers. How are you going to get mad at someone for not knowing how to use a tablet?
Can YOU read and write in cursive?
Can YOU add and multiply numbers without a calculator?
Can YOU read a map?
Can YOU solve a problem without using AI?

Have some respect for your elders you wet baby
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>>41045146
I'm not a Zoomer. I'm 30. Grew up with my parents till they retired and then had to go get a job.

I've been here 3 years. We live in a digital age. It makes no ssnse that these two old fucks can't figure out how to order whatever it is that they ordered.
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>>41045129
>>41045159
why do we even hire these kids for "customer service" when apparently it's the tablet that's doing all the work
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>>41045159
>Can YOU read and write in cursive.
Yes.
>Can YOU add and multiply numbers without a calculator.
Yes.
>Can YOU read a map?
No.
>Can YOU solve a problem without using AI.
Yes.
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>>41045169
https://voca.ro/1g8gIAKHtLfT
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>>41045129
I would've fired you. A gentle couple in their final years decide to spend a day out expecting cheer by frequenting your source of livelihood, and you rage at them for needing help because they are struggling with just one of the machines there to replace you and ruin their outing. If it had been a 7 foot black man with face tattoos, you would've found your manners. But you saw two frail grandparents, an easy defenseless mark, and attacked to soothe your ego. Put bluntly, you're a monster.
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>>41045033
does he have a public social media?
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>>41045033
This is now a goon to random guy from the plane thread. If you are not here to goon, leave.
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>>41045200
Help I'm GGGGOOOOOOONNing
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https://voca.ro/15SNl8cVWwiF
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>>41045186
I agree with you for what it's worth. I wish my parents made myself and my older brothers get jobs before they retired. My parents are in their mid 50s and only when they retired did they decide I, and my two older brothers should get into the workforce, and made us go out on our own. Parents live in Florida now, I live in the PNW
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>>41043972
Except no one goes asleep when they die. They awake into a different reality. For some they experience a dark void that's described as being wrapped in a velvet blanket, it's not scary. It's a dark void for reflection on your recent incarnation until you are ready to go into the light. For others they end up in a tunnel of light that takes them to a meeting room where they go over their recent incarnation with an angelic guide and are given a tour of this place many would call paradise all while remembering that they've been here before over many lifetimes and that's it's their true home. Others who died religious, judgmental, on drugs, or as criminals experience a more hellish nde where they grasp that how they lived their life broke universal laws. They often experience something similar to how they treated others and once they know deep within that what they did was wrong they are offered forgiveness and shown what they did right and eventually also are allowed into paradise, maybe? I'm not sure if this hellish place is permanent for some or not.
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I wonder when 4chin will allow emojis
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>>41045228
Not true heaven is not like that anymore heaven is full of meth now once meth hit heaven it was over
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>>41045249
heaven is being crushed to death in >>41045200
this guy's armpit
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What would paradise be if it was dry and there wasn't sex and drugs 0_0
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>>41045273
imagine being this close with your brother
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>>41045226
That sucks honestly. I helped my older brother with his job when i was like 12-13 and he would slip me some money. We should start a system for helping young people learn how to work instead of telling everyone to go to college. I was a pretty good student but my life was too chaotic to make use of it. Steady employment is more useful for people like me than college was.

Where in the pnw? I used to live in Portland
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MAGA gays are a superior breed desu. I would just worship their big fat cocks all day long if they asked or ordered.
https://x.com/TxGuy2022
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>>41045357
Wya
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Do tops have feelings?
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bottoms are feeling insecure again
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>>41045402
Yes. Bottoms are the souless whores of the gay community
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>>41045402
Ya anger, horny, racist, hungry, sleepy, laughing. Mostly those
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https://youtu.be/pe_nLJjz-Gs?si=EpzOp_NmPP94dLm3
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ew
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>>41044803
extremely based. ive had people that smelled fucking sexy sit next to me and it makes me horny asf
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>>41044718
>>41044743
I assume you are upset about the murder, because it makes no sense to be mad at me, I am just telling you how this specific trauma works, not even factoring the adrenaline.

Obviously its not the same as a flesh wound to a limb or torso. In that case, you are right. They would feel intense pain, aside from the initial adrenaline.

But that is not what happened here. Remember, ones sense of pain and understanding assumes at least some sustained brain function.

If you not only stop blood flow to the brain instantly as well as bottom out the blood pressure that fast, to what appears to be about three pints in under two seconds, you would immediately lose that function. Its sequential and very fast.

First, the bullet is very hot. This will mitigate pain, but not for long. In less than a second, adrenaline is already being dumped into the bloodstream. If the pain and impact were not enough, then you account for the sudden massive drop in blood pressure generally. Then specifically, you have the sudden stop of blood flow to the brain. That alone would take a few seconds to have an effect.

But when its also losing the oxygenated blood that was there a second earlier, its essentially lights out, even with open eyes. You can see his arms moving upwards, retracting. This is a known reflex to this phenomenon, its not voluntary.

Shock has already set in. There is no way that man is conscious after about three seconds after both losing that much blood that was already in his head as well as stopping more blood from arriving. The shooter clearly hit the carotid artery; you can see it pulsing out as its gushing.

So by the time any pain from the shot begins to register, he is already out cold. Had it been a bit less blood, he may have at least been able to remain in a fugue state for less than a minute, but that was a ton of blood...
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>>41045434
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>>41045458
...From what I can tell, you understandably do not intuit what this would be like from the point of view of the victim, and in sequence.

Your sitting there, monitoring your situation unconsciously, your brain is working normally. By the time you even hear the shot, you've already been hit. You are briefly aware that your ability to understand your surroundings or remember where you are has suddenly been replaced by a dizzy disorientation, and there is something going on around your neck. But the blood pressure has dropped so fast, that the adrenaline discharge frankly doesn't even have time to get to your brain if it could, and it cant because its spilling out with the blood, with exception of what makes it through his right side.

But its pointless because all the pressure has dropped. No more oxygen. This doesn't mean the lower brain has stopped working yet; his heart was obviously still beating.

But the reason he fell over is because there was no longer any consciousness, and thus no sense of balance. It would've been a nearly instant blackout and, after the moment of dizzy disorientation, he would have been completely unconscious as if beheaded.

Given the speed, there is absolutely no way he could've been even remotely conscious by the time he hit the ground. There was no time to think through the dizzy disorientation about how to interpret the sudden growing sting in his neck, or what the noise was, or why he was dizzy and suddenly overwhelmingly sleepy.

Some of this should be intuitive to you if you have ever had a trauma that caused you to pass out suddenly. Things happen quick, much faster than your ability to process it...
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>>41045467
...I assure you, he had absolutely no idea what had happened. Within two seconds, he was just sitting there being Charlie, then suddenly dizzy and confused after a sudden, passing sting on his neck, then unconscious with no ability to form any concept of what was occuring. He probably didn't even localize exactly where the trauma had occured, just somewhere around his upper left side near his head. By the time he could even see the blood, if he did, it wouldn't have meant anything to him. By then he was already going under and it would've all seemed like an odd dream with no meaning. Just fading images and garbled sounds.
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>>41045365
I'm at home rn i've literally posted where that is. I'm hoping i die soon.
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>>41045357
>MAGA
>AMERICA FIRST
>next to an Israel flag

You can"t be America First if you're indebted to Israel.
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>>41045480
Are you cute? What do you look like? I'll fuck you
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>>41045488
MIGA
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>>41045480
>I'm at home rn i've literally posted where that is
you have? you mean that random google map pic?
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>>41045480
can i come over and hang out again?
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i need to stop browsing /pol/ shits brainrotting me
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gaygen party at FAnons house, everyone's invited
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>>41045519
/pol/ has become more like godlikeproductions.com
everyone's just dishing wild conspiracies
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>>41045228
Ok but I am not addressing the philosophical. I am just explaining the causal sequence of biological events, in this case, that happened rapidly.

Death is a process, its not the entire body at once. Its basically a measure of declining functionality. Thats why you can donate organs, because they still have tissues, thats masses of cells, that take longer to respond to deoxygenation.

Thats basically what it is, a sequence of events that result in some condition of irrevocable impossibility of re-oxygenation in time to resume critical functions. The lower brain hangs on for a bit longer, but once it stalls for too long, there goes the heart, at which point its a feedback loop. The heart cant oxygenate the brain and the brain, being deoxygenated for too long, cannot restart the heart. Then entire brain simply stops working at all, and slowly the less essential, immediately necessary organs begin to decompose, waiting for oxygenation that is never coming back. Obviously trauma to the lungs can begin the same sequence. Or in this case, massive blood loss.
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>>41033540
I'm not sad because huys are too hot for me. If anything I'm sad because I have to turn down so many hot, sweet guys. Also because I lack longterm meaningful connections.

I do hope I die ASAP.
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>>41045562
Same bestie
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Yeah, yeah, I'm so rude
I don't hesitate to call Lucifer
Take away my life support
Click, over (over)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2dcuFZlt1I
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>>41045562
you don't sound like a male poster
how feminine are you? are you trans? on estrogen?
no man with a healthy dose of testosterone in their blood constantly talks about wanting to die like you do
you sound like a fairy
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Wow powerful
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>>41045600
she was a fairy
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speaking of conspiracies I think male actors are being killed off and their faces are cut off and put on jewish guys who replace them
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>>41044217
I really got nothing from this besides two things: One, you are deeply concerned with your male identity, because that conspicuous thread runs through pretty much every pitched, squealing sentence you howl.

And two: you don't have much experience with either oxycontin, or at least medicine. I know you would love me to respond the way debaser also used to simply make wild accusations hoping that I would divulge more personal information in order to deny them.

But I am not going to. You are never going to know how or why I had or have oxycontins. You're free to go on guessing and ranting like a lunatic. I will simply add your stories to the rich lore you singularly have so graciously gifted me with.

I will now attempt to listen to your other vocs. You've left nearly a dozen just this evening. You should be flattered, since you apparently cannot type, I have to stop everything I am doing just to listen to you because wont let me just read the damn thing. Instead, I have to click and then sit there slack jawed waiting for you to maunder to a point that usually isn't there.

You should feel special.
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>>41045652
Die
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nobody liked my vocaroo kms
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>>41045660
Which one? I'll listen to it
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if my bf can't get it up, then that simply means he's gonna be bottoming. the rule of gay sex is: someone has to get fucked. doesn't matter who, but a hole needs to get filled with dick, ok? otherwise, what's the point of even being gay
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>>41045668
https://voca.ro/15SNl8cVWwiF
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Now I am listening to the one from last thread. Apparently it waxes philosophical. But then he rambles into something about groceries.

I guess that was it. Kind of a disappointment really. He switches topics so often struggling to finish a thought coherently that its a challenge just trying to parse wtf he is talking about half the time tbph.

The sissy impressions are kind of amusing, just not for the reasons he thinks they are. It just comes across as self parody but absent any sense of irony.
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>>41045689
I found it a minute ago. I can't understand you it sounds like there's some static or something bleeding into the recording.
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>>41045692
Post a vocaroo and show us how it's done you long winded fruit
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>>41045699
yeah I just started listening back to it I think it's an issue with my phone microphone or something
weird
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>>41045708
what if you have an emergency and the 911 operator just hears static
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A fag who fumbled a homeless prostitute is going to critique my personality guys! Let me get the popcorn ready.
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>>41044380
Okay the summary of this one seems to be some rage over people with simple literacy. And then more of the manhood bit, of course.

He goes on about being in awe like hes an angry fan, the sort of thing a boy band member might read from a teenage girl whos incensed that he didn't answer her last letter.

Also seems to confuse having a grudge with simply responding to his endless annoyances. How many times must I say methy would be free to shit post without my notice if he would simply keep my name out of his mouth. But he never can. And then gets grumpy when I respond.

This is honestly a bit tiresome. Hes apparently still stinging from the voc of his I posted in his chaser thread. Which I explicitly said I did because he wouldn't stfu here after being warned.

How many times must I tell these fools:

Do not provoke me.
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thoughts about Charlie Kirk's $5.25 million dollar mansion in Arizona?
https://youtu.be/aChQd1bnDos?t=81
what Jewish donators can buy you is surreal
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>>41043901
this picture makes me nostalgic for stepping over inch deep puddles of vomit at 2am in shibuya
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https://voca.ro/1jrtVpMCxmrZ
ok new recording from my laptop, a bit ramble but hopefully it's intelligible

>>41045717
I'll die thankfully
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if everyone had a furry fem bf there would be no wars
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>>41045797
until you find out the furry fem bf is just using you
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>>41045704
I still have over a half dozen of these miserable tantrums to listen through.

I also am not doing anything on demand. Methy constantly whining to hear my voice has the same creepy vibe I used to get from older men before the internet who wanted my picture 'just because'. Methy has already explicitly fantasized about me being in a dress and is into troons. I think the impression I am supposed to take is that he wants to rape me like he is always "ha-ha just joking" with his crushes here. Which would be as creepy as it is ick if it weren't so funny imagining this sickly middle aged manque oaf attempting aggression of any kind without his trusty stick.

Ive dealt with his sort before. They dont snap out of it until they are on the ground wondering what happened. Or their cops show up. Retards who dont know their limits arent that uncommon. You just have to deal with them. Usually around bars and such. Pretty much the same as drunks really.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWaiGuHS53w
good video
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>>41045782
Arent we ferocious lol

And stop touching yourself. I can feel your ick when you try to do your man impression.

And pipe down. I still have a bunch of your yammering to get through. See how long your bullshit takes? But oh no, you cant just type. God, it must be a very slow world for the illiterate.
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>>41045831
why are you single? you seem like such a nice guy.
have you ever been in love? do you think about the one who got away?
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>>41045820
what if i want to be used
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what an optics nuke for depraved furries and chasers
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>>41045866
honestly I think it's improved their image
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>>41044289
Alright this one. More of the same. Somehow finds a way to tie his manhood to- I am not making this up- answering a phone to bark at scammers.

He then goes on to plead for pictures while simultaneously insisting he already has them- a bit of psychological dissonance, not uncommon in schizoids- and giving the same gooner vibe that he has with his precious Paige.

Clearly some sociopathy popping out, mixing sexual frustration, male insecurity and rage all in one roiling pot of crazy stew.

And yet there are more. I think he has successfully trolled me into wasting my fucking time with this nonsense. I feel like I am babysitting.
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>>41044450
Here he goes on to whine about trips that arent even here, again, and then wheeze-snort-laughs at his own jokes.

Not much, but I do like that he unironically has no idea how much he is like a dumber version of the trip he is whining about.
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cringe, no one gives a fuck about your summaries
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>>41045888
i do
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Remember when the us navy released a video of a bird and implied it was space aliens
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>>41045811
This one was a bit too self involved and schizoid to make out. Sort of just rambling to himself about others being alone, which has some ironic humor at least I guess.

Also seems to be trying to build some profile of my family by cataloging comments I've made and trying to make them fit into some fantasy.

Typical stalker behavior noted before, and the use of SSRIs is becoming more apparent. Probably from fatigue, the mask is slipping as he keeps babbling like a drunk, talking himself to sleep after exhausting rants.

I'd like to be doing anything else, but I committed to hearing this clown out, just because he deserves the embarrassing exposure.
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>suck dick on the first date
>hesitant to kiss on the lips after dating for a while
anyone else like this
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my kitty is unironically my baby. he's like a familiar or something, just stares at me with a blank expression. need me a baby daddy boyfriend to help take care of my autistic child uwu
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Cum
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I don't like hasan but I want him to rape me
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>>41045146
Summary: Methy gives recounts his employment "eating shit" and "sucking ass". Goes into "get off my lawn" rant, recalls his sex appeal 20 years ago (shrug) with "older women" who he bluntly admits thought he was retarded from his stutter, in much the way he surmises his fagcent makes him "the life of the party" and masculine here.

Once again, unable to get through any subject without conspicuously reminding us that he is, in fact, a man. Or as I would put it to be more precise, an anatomical male.

I presume.
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10/10 boyfriend but he's black
Be honest would you
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>>41045981
what do you mean but if he's 10/10 he's 10/10
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misogyny is an obligation for any gay man
if you don't hate women, you are bisexual
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>>41045876
Post a vocaroo sissy. I'm not reading this shit
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>>41045981
how can he be 10/10 and black, even I'm only into white guys. if he's black he doesn't even register on the scale
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7/10 bf but he's squeak
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>>41045105
Here, after shaming gays and troons for making fun of the Kirk murder, shows how seriously he takes it by fantasizing about the killer.

Once again, after calling himself a gay that lurks in the chaser thread, continues to affirm that chasers are gay, like himself, and then seems to have some empathy for the killer, simply being a chaser, of taking endless dicks.

And while he says this of every chaser, is certain that he has convinced us that he is the lone exception.

Which I assume has a lot to do with his moniker here, "troon sucker".

He continues to show no self awareness of his self reported confession.
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>>41046002
>>41045794
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>>41046019
I wish any of these killers were actually attractive and I could actually fantasize about them. But it's always some guy with a problem. Luigi is brown, the rest look dysgenic, it's never good news aesthetically.
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1/10 boyfriend but he's a fraction. the final fraction. Fractals. It Never ends. Unyielding. The ending scene of your linear time frame.
The infringement of God's plan
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>>41046019
Didn't read this one either.

Where's shiza? I miss my beeza you feeza
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>>41046023
I liked it paige. I think you're going to make it.
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>>41046029
https://x.com/cliffbackster/status/1966599798447821279
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>>41046044
That guy in the middle still makes me scream. Born to Chad, AGP made him goon instead.
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>>41046044
anyone with a milady avatar has impaired judgement but interesting concept
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>>41046042
thanks desu we'll see
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>>41046044
whatever happened with the Vegas shooter, I feel like there's been no information about it every since it happened aside from COMPED memes
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>>41045600
I'm a real (cis) gay male and sensitive. But I have a big dick and decent muscles and strong-ish facial features.
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Sam Atlman is the greatest thing to happen in bitchy boomers life since oxycontin lol
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>>41045573
do u have the one of him as a viking
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>>41046077
Can you be less muscular, smaller dick, and look like a high school freshman? Thaaanks
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>>41046084
why do you say that
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>>41046089
No there's so many floating around on pol right now. You might want to check there if you want it
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I never post but I dyed my hair.

Could I acquire bf?
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>>41044626
Becoming increasingly tiring. Goes into some gay song about a gay guy with aids that somehow makes an impression on him. Then goes back to ranting about "those" gays; concludes by admitting he isn't making any sense.

He does that sometimes once he realizes he is essentially just howling to the wind because he has no one to talk to, even here, then becomes bored and increasingly incoherent.

And suddenly my mind flashes to the homeless of California, wondering why Newsome hasn't done more to help them, and realize many of them must be home grown. Poor methy, its only a matter of time. Just another statistic of a country that wont treat its broken millenials left behind.
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>>41046084
he definitely had that indian kid suchir balaji killed
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>>41046099
Creator of chatgpt
>>41046102
Yes im feeling big things in your future
>>41046105
Huh
>>41046106
True
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>>41046102
Fucking forgot to attach
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>>41046112
sure but get off this website before its too late
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>>41046112
you look a bit too xe/xim
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Well thank god thats over. My brains a bit numb from all the menthol babbling.

The way your brain tries to recalibrate to English after listening to some drunk ramble for too long while you're trying to be polite about it.

Part of your brain is trying to decode their babbling while the other part is reminding you there is no point to trying and advising you to just nod and smile.
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>>41046161
Sissy man spending his Sunday night listening to my vocaroos. Truly you are the arbiter of spending your time wisely lol
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3 farmers market andouille sausages
martin's hot dog buns
chick fil a brand honey mustard
breakfast
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Honest thoughts?
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>>41046195
That's a very generous offer by a very humble queen
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>>41046195
do the boobs still work?
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I'm gonna keep on dancing at the pink pony club
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>Altman is an apocalypse preparer. He said in 2016: "I have guns, gold, potassium iodide, antibiotics, batteries, water, gas masks from the Israel Defense Forces, and a big patch of land in Big Sur I can fly to."
I wonder what Sam is preparing for?
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>>41046165
When the clowns dance, its only polite to clap.

Make some more. If you can make them sound less like a Jeffree Star rant, that would be great.

I think its from the nasally fagcent that gets you all the troons, women, unicorns, or whatever your big-boy larp is.

Meanwhile I have to make iced coffee. Your half hour show and half hour of replies has put me behind. The Europe is opening soon and I have me gold to mind after.

And I am sure you have cans to collect or whatever it is you do.
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>>41046216
https://voca.ro/1iJMjhJ2Br8Z
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>>41046207
im ngl i cant tell if it started as a man or woman
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i wanna nosedive into slayers hairy ballsack and SNIFFFFFF
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>>41046212
aghhh i hate that song
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>>41046260
Many are saying this. Holy chit tres leches cake is good. I can't believe I haven't tried it before now. It's raspberry with white cream frosting
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Cheeza where are you? Did you get disappeared for celebrating Charlie's pew pew hole
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>>41046270
But it's gay culture
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I have a yassification kink I want to be forcibly pumped and yassified...
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The 4th leche is my cum from orgasming while eating you little precious cake
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I think slayer is a pink pony club kind of girl
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>>41046348
I've never heard it. Not going to start now
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This is my gay anthem. A song about killing your enemies.
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>>41046352
Well, good luck, babe
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>>41046112
skumk
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>>41046362
If you kill your enemies they win
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>>41046362
https://youtu.be/hzBTHFaA4HQ?si=zsEJTWY_goj-PfUV
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>>41046368
lol
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>>41046372
No legit our prime minister said it so it must be true..
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>>41046378
Would you bottom for Carney, Trudeau, or that turban super pooman guy in parliament?
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>>41046314
Surely this isnt the same he-man "I'm a man not a faggot" gaylord that was having a hissyfit about my strawberry cake just five minutes ago.

Surely.

No wonder that triggered you. You realize what a candy-ass you are and then attack others for what you see in yourself.

Every, Single. Time.

"BUT I'M A MAN! I'M NOT THE LONELY ONE! I'M A MAN! A REAL -.... PAAAAAAIGE! SHIZA! "ANYONE!"

[car passes]

lol what a pansy clown. Just can't stop giving yourself away. All this talk about the proud homo, whispers into his phone around crowds and cant even come out to your mother.

But then gays like you dont really need to come out. You just sort of fall out from being too stupid to lie convincingly lolllllllllllllllll

Is Cindy Lou's cake good, hmm?

"Tres leches," Spanish slang for "Cum of three" if I'm not mistaken. Figures... pinche degenerado...
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>>41046398
How are you still amused by this at your age?
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>>41046384
I would bottom for all of them
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>>41046404
lol
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Post what you're watching right now

https://thisvid.com/videos/solo-male-bubble-butts-the-perfect-ass-white-boy/
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>>41046400
Because no matter how old you get, watching yappy little retards step on rakes over and over is always funny.

Or as they would say in Zoomerese, "never not funny". I guess they like extra words or something.
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>>41046457
No one thinks you're winning. You look pathetic. I would tell you to buy another boyfriend, but even hired boyfriends ghost you. Lol.
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>>41046498
>winning
And yet neither I nor anyone else mentioned it.

Curious.
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>>41046432
Bryce Mitchell had a tough day at the office at EBI 25 as he was tapped in under a minute by 19 year old Landon Elmore
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The list of people to screw it up with me and lose the best dick, purest love, and funnest company they’ll ever have their entire life grows. Good riddance.
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squeak.
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>>41046553
But heres the good news: you get to stay you.
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>>41045981
a black guy can be a 10/10 boyfriend? in what world do you live in sis
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>>41046044
patsy paige has a big chin like this
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>>41046572
And 2025 is giving so hard. My thirties era is just surmounting power and influence. We’ve only just begun to live.
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>>41046553
lmao damn the tarot cards said you would be married by the end of the year, just keep trying i guess
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>>41046593
<3
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>>41046594
Oh I told him the other guy waiting in the wings’ name. A power play that says let’s never try again.
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when you talk to guys on grindr do you start off by being humorous? how do you reel them in? why do you do to catch their attention if your sending a message first?
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>>41046605
what*
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>>41046547
I did. Because you're a loser.
>>41046549
I'll have to check that out. I still haven't watched the Canelo fight yet.
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>>41046605
hi how are you doing / what’s up > comment on their face or physique / bring up a hobby if they’re looking for more than sex > smoothly segue into a penis and hole pics using humor or a photo they won’t be able to resist
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>>41046600
lol
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>>41046605
I lean into humor by making them the butt of the joke.
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>>41046611
>I did.
Run and hide as usual or pipe down. I can't babysit your tardytard ass all day and night you lonely wretch. Go find one of your she-males to give you attention. Show us what a big boy you are and change your own diaper for a change, ya dopey git.
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>>41046649
Kys you drugged loon. I've given you every opportunity to prove your not a sissy faggot and you've blown it every time. Your obsession is quite frankly pathetic and you are a reply bot at this point with nothing to show for this. If you weren't a junkie loser you'd realize it.
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>>41044022
Sucking his dick and rimming him and cuddles :3

Bottoms must worship their men!
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Nutted three times to obscenely hairy hole
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>>41044202
Tell me you’re a boomer/old millennial without actually telling me you’re a boomer/old millennial
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>>41046676
lol go eat your cum cake and pipe down. Get it through your head- you are not getting any ear porn from me you goony broken down creep. Go tug on shizas dress if you need attention so bad. I have real people stuff to do. Idh time for more of your stupid cum cake reviews.

And you arent getting any phone sex so stop asking wanker.
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>>41044327
As long as you have a dick and wanna use it it on other guys. I’d say the more the merrier.
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Blanche Devereaux is giving up sex
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>>41045226
PNW ftw anon
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>>41043922
Actually thats a relatively quick way to die. Even my poor dog suffered more than him and I think thats unfair.
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>>41046838
>ACKSHUALLY
Gruesome != slow
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>>41046902
Its just a clean shot you daft cunt. 99% of deaths would be considered gruesome. He only just bled out a lot. My dog also bled out a lot and took like 2 days to die. So again, bitchboi got lucky.
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>>41047027
dan fallen on hard times...
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Can MAGA replace the Republican party?
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My shadow mogs
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>>41046744
> I have real people stuff to do
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>>41047036
lol
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Good morning gg
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>>41047471
kys
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>>41046738
Tell me you have no personality beyond meme reddit phrases without telling me...
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henlo...

ewe
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Hmmm... true?

https://x.com/Amouri_mill/status/1967031193888845977
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>>41047720
hes right tho
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>>41047750
the only thing stopping him from "ditching the alphabet cult" and just being a guy who fucks guys with no relation to trannies is himself posting 20 times a day obsessing over trannies
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>>41046605
I got replies first and never were funny, that would be good if they were. Most responses were gross or annoying.
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gooning is no way to live, son
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>>41047920
what are your thoughts on gooning?
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>deliberately choosing to get angry
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>>41048033
It elevates NHL games
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>>41047945
why not?
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Gooner Pooner
Pooner Gooner
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Can't say I've regretted spending my life gooning instead having a job
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gay people should stop adding shitty RPG elements to their videogames, i'm tired of skill trees
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>>41048125
wot?

>>41048253
because it's just not, son. its a life of a drooling cumming retard
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>>41048346
>its a life of a drooling cumming
how is that not fun?
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>>41048305
show me on a doll where the skill trees touched you
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>>41048359
ENOUGH!!!
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>>41048366
i can't show you, because i haven't unlocked that skill yet
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>>41048384
well then get back to gaming, geiboi
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>>41047061
already has.
maga is regressivism.
buncha people just wanna go apeshit without consequence.
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>>41048381
right bottoms btw
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>>41048554
have these two ever done any hardcore porn? i have always seen softcore stuffs only from them
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what if delta really did kill his wife?
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Peachy boy will get fucked with a dildo but not a real dick
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oh mein GOTT
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>>41048539
Disappointed
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somehow virtual boy returned
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>>41043591
Did any of you guys do this at school too? we used to choke each other out at recess just because it was funny to watch people pass out
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>>41048885
>>
women have such a warped idea of what male socialization is
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>>41048936
because gays have such a good idea of being socialized male
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Did anyone else's mom occasionally dress them up in little girl dresses when they were young
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>>41048966
trip the fuck on shiza
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i have so much fucking work and i cant even bring myself to do it. god im so sick of everything
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>>41048944
not everyone is an autistically handflapping femfag
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>>41048974
what I wish all furryshits would think and do
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>>41048998
every one of us will go to the same hell when we die anon, you can talk to them in person then
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>>41048919
Sometimes when i forget things i worry if i might have gotten brain damaged by it
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>>41049021
only republicans go to hell
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>>41049045
don’t be silly, we are all the same in gods eyes
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lmao imagine believing in hell

furfags are braindead
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>>41049084
>>41048998
>getting assmad over furries in 2025
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Was charlie kirk a furry tho?
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>>41049129
He did seem a bit autistic so maybe
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>>41049102
literally every single person outside of your disgusting little community thinks you're a sick degenerate. you're the one who can't accept this.
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>>41049215
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>>41049215
I can't imagine how fucking boring my life would have to be for me to get this angry over what other people choose to goon to
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before or after gg?
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There is a profile on every single one of us. They know everything from the way we walk, our talking cadence, to who we have had sex with. When the time comes, they will kill the most influential and ideological. You are known and in their database. If you try to move or do anything, all sensors will be mobilized to track you. Try to fight and dozens of ISR platforms will smell the thought of it 12 states away.
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Whats the problem with furries that are not zoos?
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>>41049282
I'll make sure to put on a show for my profile handler tonight
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>>41046037
>Where's shiza?
i had ban, psychiatrist diagnosed me with add today
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>>41049244
>>41049242
more coping and seething, we love to see it
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A dick is a dick, it doesn’t matter who/what it’s attached to. That’s why age doesn’t matter for tops
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>>41046037
can't believe he hit the wall in his early 20s
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>>41049346
anti democratic disorder?
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New thread:

>>41049375
>>41049375
>>41049375
>>41049375
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>>41049378
attention deficit
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>>41048974
Cute character :)



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