/lgbt/ - *knock* *knock* Your state mandated boyfriend has - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, & Transgender

Anonymous

09/20/25(Sat)20:25:32 No.41111286

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Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:25:32 No.41111286 Archived

*knock* *knock*
Your state mandated boyfriend has arrived, roll to see what you get

>0-chuddy
>1-FUB
>2-cispoon
>3-ultra turbo manlet
>4-pooner
>5-serial killer
>6-pajeet
>7-el ogro de las americas...
>8-cis straight femboy that passes better than you
>9-repper
>dubs-chad

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:27:36 No.41111308

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:27:36 No.41111308

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>>41111286
*rolls*

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:29:13 No.41111324

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:29:13 No.41111324

>>41111286
rolling a 4 so i can go 3 for 3 on dating trans men by accident

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:30:29 No.41111336

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:30:29 No.41111336

rolls off trip

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:31:02 No.41111341

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:31:02 No.41111341

>>41111324
How did you fo this?

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:31:31 No.41111347

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:31:31 No.41111347

>>41111286
Time to cast my lots...

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:31:47 No.41111349

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:31:47 No.41111349

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rolling for fub

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:32:05 No.41111353

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:32:05 No.41111353

okay, fine, whatever

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:33:11 No.41111363

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:33:11 No.41111363

>>41111286
i already have a nice tall straight white cis boyfriend but okay lets play

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:33:31 No.41111367

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:33:31 No.41111367

>>41111349
You rolled 9, but luckily I'm here babe. *burps*

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:33:44 No.41111368

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:33:44 No.41111368

>>41111341
i’m destined to date pooners i guess

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:35:07 No.41111382

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:35:07 No.41111382

>>41111368
Are you that one femboy everybody mocked relentlessly that one time

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:35:24 No.41111388

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:35:24 No.41111388

>>41111367
AI! EL OGRO DE LAS AMERICAS???

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:35:27 No.41111389

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:35:27 No.41111389

hope for pooner

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:36:50 No.41111402

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:36:50 No.41111402

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>>41111388
si

Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz
09/20/25(Sat)20:38:26 No.41111415

Dakota !!SzAOCPNJ/hz 09/20/25(Sat)20:38:26 No.41111415

>>41111286
5 or dubs, maybe 6 i can tolerate indian guys

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:38:51 No.41111416

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:38:51 No.41111416

More guys want a state issued trans man than I thought

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:39:26 No.41111420

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:39:26 No.41111420

ROLLIN

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:41:02 No.41111437

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:41:02 No.41111437

>>41111382
no. it’s just my first boyfriend didn’t know he was trans until after we broke up and my other ex knew he was trans and was out to people before me, but listed himself as a girl on bumble and i didn’t know until after we started dating. weird that it happened twice considering i’m not into men

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:41:20 No.41111441

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:41:20 No.41111441

>>41111286
here for a FUB

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:42:22 No.41111448

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:42:22 No.41111448

>>41111286
god please let it be a FUB serial killer

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:43:36 No.41111459

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:43:36 No.41111459

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>>41111448

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:46:12 No.41111479

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:46:12 No.41111479

>>41111459
i need a strong fub to kill me

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:46:57 No.41111487

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:46:57 No.41111487

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>>41111286
Rolling for 8.

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:47:46 No.41111495

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:47:46 No.41111495

>>41111437
Gay things keep happening to you huh. Keep your chin up, no way it happens again, but weird that it happened twice

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:47:59 No.41111501

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:47:59 No.41111501

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>>41111286
>>41111487
Damn

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:49:09 No.41111515

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:49:09 No.41111515

>>41111286
manmoder rolling

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:51:37 No.41111544

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:51:37 No.41111544

>>41111495
well since i trooned myself they’re retroactively straight

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:53:04 No.41111562

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:53:04 No.41111562

>>41111416
gotta have a good plap

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:54:08 No.41111574

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:54:08 No.41111574

>>41111544
This is giga cope, looool

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)20:59:44 No.41111626

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)20:59:44 No.41111626

>>41111286
rolling for a pooner or repper please

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:00:20 No.41111636

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:00:20 No.41111636

>>41111286
give repper

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:02:03 No.41111649

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:02:03 No.41111649

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>>41111286
neeeeeeed to plap a poon, please don't send a man or tranny...
LUCKY NUMBER 4 COME ON

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:02:54 No.41111657

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:02:54 No.41111657

>>41111574
look, at this point it’s straight to most people
>transphobe
“biological male” + “biological female” = straight
>trans accepting
woman + man = straight
the only exception is people who think trans people are always men or always women

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:03:48 No.41111663

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:03:48 No.41111663

rollin

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:03:50 No.41111664

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:03:50 No.41111664

>>41111544
I didn't know you were a woman. Not surprised two different men tried to get sex from a lesbian that's pretty typical. Sorry straight things kept happening to you, hopefully those days are over

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:04:44 No.41111675

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:04:44 No.41111675

>>41111657
>every hard truth is transphobia
This only works on /tttttttttttttt/, sorry.
And even then, maybe with 45% success amongst the men and transwomen.

I love how your dichtomy is;
HATE TRANNY IDENTITY
and
WORSHIP TRANNY IDENTITY

what a fucking joke

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:08:03 No.41111697

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:08:03 No.41111697

>>41111663
sweet, I'm 5'11" I can carry him around on my shoulders like Master Blaster.

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:09:03 No.41111708

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:09:03 No.41111708

>>41111664
it’s pretty funny thinking about random shit in terms of our current genders. like me making lunch for my ex and doing his laundry is a lot more stereotypical now that i’m a woman

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:14:55 No.41111766

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:14:55 No.41111766

>>41111708
Really makes you wonder how you didn't notice you were his girl when it was happening huh

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:16:04 No.41111779

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:16:04 No.41111779

>>41111286
5 please

Anonymous
09/20/25(Sat)21:16:15 No.41111782

Anonymous 09/20/25(Sat)21:16:15 No.41111782

>>41111766
lots of “teehee, i’m a malewife! my masculinity is so secure i can do stuff outside the stereotype” lmao

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)01:35:21 No.41113829

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)01:35:21 No.41113829

Bump

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)01:36:43 No.41113837

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)01:36:43 No.41113837

>>41111286
Kms these all suck

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)01:43:25 No.41113869

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)01:43:25 No.41113869

>>41113837
THIS IS YOUR FATE, transwoman
ROLL

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)01:45:31 No.41113881

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)01:45:31 No.41113881

>>41111286
Let's see

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)01:48:48 No.41113900

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)01:48:48 No.41113900

>>41113881
I feel like it could be worse

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)01:51:57 No.41113918

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)01:51:57 No.41113918

>>41111286
rolling for posterity

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:23:30 No.41114611

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)04:23:30 No.41114611

Why are all the options bad?

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:26:44 No.41114629

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)04:26:44 No.41114629

roll bc im bored

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:28:28 No.41114637

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)04:28:28 No.41114637

>>41111286
if this matches my current i'll be happy

piñopøny
09/21/25(Sun)04:29:40 No.41114640

piñopøny 09/21/25(Sun)04:29:40 No.41114640

>>41111286

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:31:27 No.41114647

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)04:31:27 No.41114647

>>41111286
I WANT LIDDLE POONER

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:32:27 No.41114651

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)04:32:27 No.41114651

>>41114647
damn

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:37:53 No.41114664

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)04:37:53 No.41114664

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>>41111286
rolling for 4, I want to creampie that bussy

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:45:31 No.41114695

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rolling for chvd

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)04:49:24 No.41114711

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)04:49:24 No.41114711

>>41111286
chad or chud come on

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)05:00:40 No.41114749

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)05:00:40 No.41114749

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The state owes me one of these

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)05:49:38 No.41114948

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)05:49:38 No.41114948

Oh boy, free stuff.

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)05:50:36 No.41114954

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)05:50:36 No.41114954

>>41111420
Hello I am your state mandated chudbf

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)05:52:39 No.41114961

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)05:52:39 No.41114961

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>>41114948
I like femboys but I'm a cis m so he won't be down to bang. I guess we can play co-op games.

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)06:29:31 No.41115112

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)06:29:31 No.41115112

Yk shits fucked for men when the only gender that needs a "state mandated partner" are males.
Also rollin.

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)06:30:31 No.41115116

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)06:30:31 No.41115116

>>41111286
I hope for a trans bf

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)07:17:42 No.41115324

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)07:17:42 No.41115324

>>41111286
I get 2 bfs?

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)07:19:13 No.41115333

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)07:19:13 No.41115333

>>41115324
Yeah, I'm switching out her T for E and be sister wives for hubby

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)07:19:49 No.41115335

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)07:19:49 No.41115335

>>41111286
please be chud or chad, repper is acceptable if hes manly

Roselyn Westwood !!rPy3ln1U62G
09/21/25(Sun)07:20:15 No.41115337

Roselyn Westwood !!rPy3ln1U62G 09/21/25(Sun)07:20:15 No.41115337

:)

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)07:36:29 No.41115398

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)07:36:29 No.41115398

>>41115333

holyyy ur the chosen one

rolling

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)07:42:10 No.41115417

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)07:42:10 No.41115417

>>41111286
I’m so sorry but what’s “dubs” and how is 0 an option? What kind of dice am I supposed to roll?

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)07:46:12 No.41115429

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)07:46:12 No.41115429

>>41111286
roll

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)07:48:43 No.41115438

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)07:48:43 No.41115438

>>41115429
>repper
literally the only unacceptable option cus I dont like women including reppers cus Im gay and can feel the womansoul wtf

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)08:45:14 No.41115700

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)08:45:14 No.41115700

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>>41111286
chuddy PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)08:46:18 No.41115708

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)08:46:18 No.41115708

>>41115700
can this mean I get a chud who is a chad

LolAnon !B7nGvnRJyo
09/21/25(Sun)08:48:10 No.41115726

LolAnon !B7nGvnRJyo 09/21/25(Sun)08:48:10 No.41115726

>>41111286
Let's go!

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)08:48:49 No.41115730

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)08:48:49 No.41115730

>>41111286
I'm SO LONELY WHY CAN'T I BE LOVED BY A MAN

Madchan !!hvfkN/qlp/z
09/21/25(Sun)09:02:43 No.41115834

Madchan !!hvfkN/qlp/z 09/21/25(Sun)09:02:43 No.41115834

>>41111286
Let’s roll this no jeeters creepers

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)09:38:59 No.41116106

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)09:38:59 No.41116106

>>41111286
state mandated deez

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)09:48:02 No.41116166

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)09:48:02 No.41116166

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>>41111286
This thread again yayy!! Please be serial killer please be serial killer please be serial killer please

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)09:49:08 No.41116177

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)09:49:08 No.41116177

>>41116166
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)09:59:28 No.41116270

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)09:59:28 No.41116270

>>41115417
the ban of 4t4 and its consequences has been a disaster for board culture

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)10:01:47 No.41116295

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)10:01:47 No.41116295

come on patrick bateman

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)10:02:13 No.41116299

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)10:02:13 No.41116299

>>41115708
yes

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)14:56:30 No.41119062

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)14:56:30 No.41119062

Oooooooo Elden Ring
Give me Jeets

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)15:03:37 No.41119167

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)15:03:37 No.41119167

>>41111286
State-mandated homosexuality came way sooner than I thought.

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)15:04:00 No.41119172

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)15:04:00 No.41119172

i got one but i wanna see what he counts as

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)15:05:03 No.41119187

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)15:05:03 No.41119187

>>41119172
lmao, he never thought about it like that but he does give off pooner vibes

Snatchersmoothie !!VXR594Lgla0
09/21/25(Sun)15:06:33 No.41119210

Snatchersmoothie !!VXR594Lgla0 09/21/25(Sun)15:06:33 No.41119210

rolling

Anonymous
09/21/25(Sun)15:07:15 No.41119224

Anonymous 09/21/25(Sun)15:07:15 No.41119224

>>41111286
> roll a 4
> he's a top
a dream comes true, I've got a pooner fetish yk

t.ranny boymoder