qott:chasers wwyd if you woke up as your favorite tranner?tranners wwyd if you woke up as your favorite chaser?what if it were temporary?what if it were permanent?old >>41111571
>>41114069Feel my new boobs and have t4t sex
WHEN YOU DWELL ON THE PASTWHILE HE POUNDS HER SWEET ASSNE TO RA REEEE ~~
>>41114069Stop making fag ops
Yare yare daze
>>41114069No, don't ever make a thread again
my friends roomate has been on hrt for two months and they already pass. fuck my shitty never passer life bro
>>41114069>tranners wwyd if you woke up as your favorite chaser?have sexs
>>41114069Why have you done this qott againYours are fun sometimes
>>41114092I like it :3 reminds me of ftmg
>>41114069Q4C: I would likely take pics of my body and post it here
Im literally an anime girl and all my feminine mannerisms come from anime
>>41114128AGP
>>41114128me but unintentionally
>>41114128Cute
>>41114099maybe it’s because i’m a chasergen troon and they’re like a “i learned about being trans from instagram” troon… maybe being pure of heart does serve u..
I actually really like body swap and a few months ago had a dream where my husband and I body swapped. It wss temporary. Only a few minutes but it was wild.
i keep having dreams of a school hallway that doesn’t exist. it confuses me whenever i wake up from one because i start to believe it was real
>>41114128The perfect sexdoll
I don't understand what's happening but the last few days at night before bed, I've been getting really depressed and dysphoric. I tried to distracted myself by reading tonight, didn't work. I thought at first it was the dread before work but it happened yesterday and is happening again tonight, despite me not working tomorrow.
>>41114069>as your favourite chaserI pick whoever the richest and parasitize his savings.>temporaryfunnel his savings into my soulless husks bank account>permanentlive comfortably for the rest of my life as a gay man.
>>41114178i’m really sorry sweetheart, please take care of yourself and leave room for self love and appreciation
>>41114128I fucking hate trannies like this.
>>41113998guessing ur from a catholic family too? like im so curious about that desu, cus the catholic church as an institution is just so evil and corrupt, like that's the church of the antichrist, of banking, usury, and debt. you cannot serve mammon and God as jesus said. ik u probably mean something totally different when u describe urself as a daoist catholic tho like i get that.daoism is so interesting actually, it's pretty central in china and like i don't think it's right or fair to just dismiss it as satanic or pagan necessarily. like we were talking about it the other day with chinese communism and ecology.
>>41114128Trannies like this are LITERALLY built to be pumped and dumped
>>41114069omg can u stop
>>41114230Thank you anon. A lot of my thoughts are lately that I'm not a real woman and don't deserve my fiance.
are there any guys who don't like anime :c
>>41114256I dont like shit anime if that makes you feel better
>>41114254i can feel you on that, but you can’t let your dysphoria tell you that you don’t deserve what you have; it will ruin you and your relationship. your fiancé deserves u, and you deserve them. no matter WHAT. i hope you start feeling better, ill keep you in my prayers.
>>41114248Unironically this. There's no future to be had with someone who's all like "im a cute anime girl uwu".
>>41114272is there a future with a trans girl who’s like “i’m a cute boy :3”
>>41114256Yeah meI don't game either
i didn't realize there was a new thread so i typed out an answer to the last thread's qott so im doing both since they're really similar >>41111571>if you woke up as a tranner, what kind of tranner would you be? i have no idea. a good one, i hope>if you woke up as a chaser, what kind of chaser would you be?broken bird chaser, unquestionably>>41114069>chasers wwyd if you woke up as your favorite tranner?cry because i don't deserve that >what if it were temporary? id cry even more because now i know what it's like to be trvetrans and it's about to get ripped away from me >what if it were permanent? id cry forever because that means she's not there anymore >tranners wwyd if you woke up as your favorite chaser?post more videos of me cumming with sound >what if it were temporary? idk>what if it were permanent? id scream and throw things and kms
>>41114278No bitch you get hurt for that
>>41114286wgat why
>>41114278No.
you wake up like this and you say things like this
I'd kill myself just to be one less tranny around.
>>41114256I hate anime so much
>>41114302Why did watching that make me hardChaser btw
>>41114069>chasers wwyd if you woke up as your favorite tranner?Worst nightmare ever.
>>41114302okay but is she straight
>>41114325Imagine all the nudes you could take thoughbeit
>>41114331>>411143328 seconds between consecutive posts on the entire board is kinda crazy This site massively tanked, huh
>>41114331idki don't like her music and i don't follow her on anythingi just looked through how many times she remade this exact same reel
>>41114332Don't care.
>>41114353oh is this some celebrity? well anyway idc about that im only excited to wake up as her if she's straight. or ace that'd be cool toookay goodnight thread
>>41114371yeah solene something. "cyber jazz" whatever that means
im very drunk. i still have feelings for #that guy. i wish the goodbye hug he gave me lasted forever. it was a great night too good to have lots of fun with your friends. goodnight chasergen <3
hello trans women hope you enjoyed your Saturday
Hello trans women I would like one of you to bounce up and down on my dick
>>41114302I love Mother Solene
>>41114374It’s jazz, that’s stylistically cyberpunk
>update Nvidia driver>windows nukes itselfI love shitty software
wow look at how fast the thread is moving during these "golden" europeon hours
>>41114438Don’t use windows like a retard
>>41114445>said by the one who can't play any game bc they use shitux
>>41114445 I only use it Photoshop and a couple games
also braith is toxic and said I should kill myself
>>41114446Be grateful that I’m not a console fag>>41114447Get a Mac for that shit>>41114457You called me retarded 83 times and told me kill myself 8 times
>>41114457>>41114463Cute transbians
>>41114466play games with me tomorrow anonymous 4chan user
>>41114463>get an entire other computer instead of a windows partition*loud farting noises*
>>41114463i have it all recorded ready to leak and its just you being emotionally abusive to me
>>41114463oh I have a MacBook but I hate plugging it in and out of my kvm
Good morning cg. This qott is lacking. I will not answer it. I am still slightly high. Slightly. high. Good trip.
Had a nightmare about a bad argument I had with my ex and now I'm wide fucking awake.
>>41114470>>41114497Oh brother…>>41114472Do it pussy
>>41114504:( sorry nonny
>>41114505Ok I didn't but watch what you say next time
>>41114505Do a diet, tubby
>>41114498Nightmare, nightmare, nightmare, nightmare
>>41114069i'd probably be very upset. if it was temp i'd feel relieved.if it wasnt i would be very bothered
>>41114504I wish I had an ex
>>41114509Okay>>41114511I am
>>41114506On the bright side, I'm awake enough to go for a run before the sun rises.
>>41114514You're a transbean
>>41114514you'll have many, surely>>41114512doesn't work I'm just a lil wavy
I wanna play cs with a chaser so I know what talking to a guy is like
>>41114523And then he hacks the netcode and finds my ip and tracks me down and
>>41114521I wish you were having a bad trip and like went out into the street and got hit by a car or something>>41114523I wish I wasn’t banned on CS so I knew what Nazi furries sounded like
>>41114533What's cs
>>41114536counterstrike
>we have cs2 trannies instead of valorant trannies
>>41114544Valorant trannies are way worse
>>41114533Nigga go eat fried chicken and watermelon and listen to rap music
>>4111454767
>>41114538Why are you playing boy's games
where's all the FFXIV trannies
>>41114566I was a FF14 chaserUnsubbed now though
>>41114566Do you know Gloves
>Your kids are starving. Carls Jr believes no child should go hungry. You are an unfit mother. Your children will be placed in the custody of Carls Jr. Carl's Jr "Fuck you"-
I'm gonna sleep. Sm1 play with me tmrw
>>41114606Ok but only if we have esex first
>>41114609If you play with me then ok
>>41114559i dont. mobas, fps, battle royales and micro transactions ruined gaming
>>41114609I'm serious btw pls play with me tmrw
huh did the main board page stop updating
>>41114069>chasers wwyd if you woke up as your favorite tranner?Do everything possible to go back. I wouldn't want to ruin her perfection with my presence. Just a few days and my unkempt style will show, a bit more and I will miss shots etc. I also find it incredibly distributing to be the object of my own sexual desire... I want to fuck her till she is a mess not live in her skin until I make it a mess, so no thanks!>what if it were temporary?In that case it's easy. I will just take as many nude photos and videos possible in all of the poses I find hot then upload them to my server. I will not watch them when I come back until I get permission from her though.>what if it were permanent?First things first go to her and help as best I can. She must be devastated. After that I would have to look at the upsides, transbians are on the market! I will not detrans because of them and because she is so pathetically weak and small there's no way I could get back to something that resembles my own body. Besides her delicate body is a work of art so I am keeping that just for the sake of humanity. All of this is assuming I would even think the same, it's very likely that I won't
meow
>>41114730God i wish i was herChaser btw
>>41114643Nigga this might be the gayest thing ever written in here
twinkhon boymoder here, i think i either found the one or he's playing me for laughshes a solid 5 inches taller than me, long blonde hair, adonis like body, chad face, makes 210k a year, a god in bed, incredibly intelligent, a nerd, fun to be around, and he seems to absolutely ahve fallen for me
shooting trannies in the face with anti-aircraft cannons
Casting a spell of dick enworkening on trannies
>>41114870>>41114897kys gincel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXhhlYdySqQ&list=RDvXhhlYdySqQ&start_radio=1waow... i mean räyh... so cool...
>>41114735same bro bought myself the same cat suit too
fugg.. we do a little tripping...
>>41114897what does enworkening even mean
>>41114969prove ur the real marie
>>41114984yes im wearing the same shirt as yesterdaywe're not gonna talk ab it...
EVERYONE HATES ME AND IM LITERALLY SO NICE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F1rZezOLHEw
is anyone going to the zoo today
>>41115041love marie
>>41115083I'm already browsing chasergen
>>41115129chasergen doesnt have any exotic birds tho
>>41115083Hello :)
>>41115094love stu <3i haven't been to the zoo in agesmy dad used to take me sometimes when i was a kid, was one of the few things i liked doing with himthe elephants were my fav c:
tranny gf who gets in the closet to watch me rail cute twinks
>>41114498are you a chaser or a tranner? youre hot either way but
hey stu where are you in silksong?
ran into this old man who lives in my building this morning while i was coming back from the storehe looked at me, i nodded, and he was like>"Syksy tulluu"and i was like>"kyl-lä"i have never felt more finnish
>>41115175Finnish looks cool.
>>41115175Ja kohta talavi tulloo
Holding hands with trannies, hugging trannies, kissing trannies while holding her tightly
Teaching a tranny how to scam the elderly to pay for her surgeries.
I love Finland perkele vittu saatana
>>41115318Thanks babe <3
Waking a tranny up by flicking her nipples back and forth with my tongue.
Goodmorn
I can't wait for the future to come so I can finally go to the local new Build-a-tranny and spec out the perfect tranny android wife of my dreams.
>>41115340Mornin.
>try to get qt trans gf>proompt more stories where you're a cis girl in the trans supremacy timelinehmm today I will choose option 2, again
>>41115346Clocky face, tall or short build whatever is on sale, fat shapely ass, non-functioning micropenis from the bargain bin, mahussive tits from the most expensive bracket available, subby and ever so slightly bitchy personality programming with the "likes to bake and cook" subsciption.
Guys the tranner I've been talking to has a fully passing voice. Do you anons prefer passing voices or fagcents? I thougt I liked fagcents but I realized I actually prefer voice trained tranners
>>41115366Massive preference for a fagcent but I can live with the perfectly voice trained ones as well.
>>41115366The twinkhon voice is growing on me desu
>>41114069>tranners wwyd if you woke up as your favorite chaser?>temporaryIdk I would leave funny notes in his house for him to find when he regains control of his body to make him question his sanity until the rest of his life>permanentProbably would just keep on with living, hit the gym, become a cool gay dude etc probably would try to find out about whereabouts of my old body
>>41115366>trans girl voice™>passing voice>not even trying fagcent>power gap>jfc you're just a straight guy
hi
>>41115381hey
>>41115369Based desu>>41115371Twinkhon voice means fagcent, right?>>41115377>not even trying fagcentThis on a mostly passing tranner can be hot
https://voca.ro/1lMYQpDZpQvC
guten morgen
>>41115481can i rape him
>>41115487idk ask him
>>41115141hi :)>>41115146elephants are nice :) i havent been to the zoo in a long time either>>41115172i beat the game and im trying to get 100% now
>>41115481can i rape you?
>>41114069I would kill whoever is responsible for the switch aswell as everyone involved, burn the research then spend the rest of my life killing all dumb bitches who suggest this insanity. I will spend every bit of focus and work on obliterating this despicable fetish out of existence.
>>41115503
>>41115511:(((
>>41115516im bored
>>41115522okay so
>>41115500oh cool, i still need to figure out how to get to act 3
would it make me gay if kiria uses he/him pronouns?
>>41115366do chasers actually like fagcents? i thought u just endure them
im making lunch
>>41115553What are we having?
https://voca.ro/1zTm7LBBVb3w
>>41115560can you make a good lawnmower motor noise?
>>41115558pasta. and then more pasta
>>41115566https://voca.ro/18tkZcH652B7
>>41115569Can we have desert pasta too please?
>>41115571i guess what matters is that you tried
>>41115574i can try. im not sure if pasta would make a good dessert, but ill see what i can do
>>41115579Thank you, I look forward to experiencing your culinary creation.
https://voca.ro/15YzqtcJWfR7
>>41115585youre nice anon. ill make it with you in mind
what are y'alls favorite foods?
>>41115605Rice pudding.
>>41115605seafood. special mention for tiramisu
making cabbage rolls c:
>>41115608>>41115613yummy
>>41115622yum i want cabbage rolls
>>41115605Yes
>>41115622They look tasty>>41115634Based
>>41114069> tranners wwyd if you woke up as your favorite chaser?cry uncontrollably >what if it were temporary?cry controllably >what if it were permanent?kms
people said really nice things to me when i crashed out last night
>>41115542It probably depends on the chaser desu.
>>41115658What were you crashing out about?
>>41115605this exact answer>>41115613
>>41115671it doesn’t matter anymore
>>41115675twins
>>41115605solyanka soup and maybe also lasagna and maybe also belgian waffles
i can never tell if someone is mad at me :/ especially men
>>41115779I fucking hate you bitch
good morning i am going to get into that trendy matcha chain. there's matcha everywhere now with huge queues of trendy teenage girls and i want to get into it. i will discover how to enjoy trendy matcha>>41115709solyanka.... im so jealous.... i haven't eaten it in years.... can I have some.......
>>41115779i can tell too well and it’s not good either
>>41115784:(>>41115787gm gm
>>41115779Don't overthink it>>41115787Good morning bronya
>>41115787gm!
i am sad for no reasoni wish i was happy
>>41115664and where do y’all draw the line between fagcent and passing voice?
>>41115818it’s not a good feeling :(
>>41115800>>41115801>>41115805literally teared up what the fuck i missed you guys so much I love euro hours ive been nocturnal so im only getting the seppos telling me to kill myself.... love is so possible.... let's all do our best today too
>>41115709>solyanka soupomg sour soups are soso based, thanku for reminding me i need to make some _/\_>>41115787like i hate to be this basic but macha is so good, macha and milk teas >>>>>> any coffee, black coffee girlies can fite me idc, if u want a purely mechanistic utility drink green tea exists :x
>>41115835But it's US hours my big booty princess
>>41115830yea :/part of it is my boss messaged me to tell me the devcontainer setup (which he put together) isn't working and now i'm stressedi don't wanna do work on the weekend, hell my job is ending at the end of the monthi hope he understands>>41115835:< poor bronya...lets all love bronya!
US hours fuuuuck why T°T
usa usa usa
>>41115818real. i hope you feel better soon>>41115835we can do it frfr
>>41115842oh.... i slept in too late again...... >>41115850thank you.... let's all love marie also....>>41115841wait but what's the utility of green tea. is it like woke. it has ummmmm antioxidants right. do you think it's good for the skin
im going to let people down today
i want tea again now
>>41115861yeah it's so much better for u overall, but it is like half the amount of caffeine...
>>41115835Let's do our best>>41115842It's still euro hours for another 30 minutes
>>41115881so we still have 30 minutes of niceness?
i will make some chamomile teathat will make me feel better
my cat is on the bed and shes very cute rn
>>41115883Approximately
>>41115892c: give her a little pet for me
>>41115890isnt that for sleep
>>41115893so true bandit keith
>>41115901idk i just use it for relaxation in general, it's quite calmingback when i used to get ssri withdrawals it always helped with those too
>>41115893Kaiba was a chaser
>>41115893lol>>41115900i did shes purring now
>>41115874but the caffeine is the whole point....i made the mistake of looking on delivery apps and there's a bunch of cool new zh tea places... its probably about time for me to try and get into the like cheese topped bubble tea that's fashionable lately but it's kind of scary.... anyway i gotta save money for gacha ill just go buy a red bull
The answer to these questions is fix my diet. Because all yall motherfuckers have the shittiest diets i swear to fucking god.You decided eating right was a dump stat and basically that is what has sabotaged your entire life.Food being energy is the last, least important fucking thing about it. Carbs, calories, these are the LEAST IMPORTANT FUCKING THING. Everything else in food is what builds your fucking body.The reason why you are tired is because you are made of cardboard.
MORNY!!!!
>>41115928my body is fucked i know no need to remind me
>>41115921ok that's kinda something i get jealous of urbanoids over ngl, but then i remember i'm poor and too repulsive to be seen outside anyway... what gacha u saving for?
>>41115949good morny anon
>>41115949Morning
>>41115928true! omg, all men itt should be mandated to eat more fibre and vitamin rich foods immediately!
>>41115928tranny or chaser?
>>41115967I eat an extremely high fiber diet in case I ever run into winemom
>>41115914god i wish
>>41115954np stuff like that doesn't matter we can go get matcha in IRA balaclavasi blew my load on wuwa trying to get iuno cause her animations are so cute... but flins is coming up and durin is gonna be great for mualani esp since I don't have mavuika.... i really gotta get a job....>>41115928i am a strong advocate of the water buffalo diet. eating is unimportant as long as I am drinking something cute at all times. cute goes in cute comes out that's just basic maths
>>41115787gm and okay maybe for 10 euro roblox giftcard
anyone been playing borderlands 4? looks like it might be alright
i hope goo morning anon is okay
>>41116001I'm not giving them another red cent
>>41115976I don't believe you. post your psyllium husk. im going to start doing husk check-ins in this thread none of you get enough fiber >>41115998an excellent deal. but I can't buy you stuff im a transbian they'll say I'm grooming you
>>41115928no im gonna eat 1600 ccal worth of junk everyday cause if im gonna be in a caloric deficit AND eat food thats good for u im gonna KILL MYSELF
>>41115994mavuika is so good im happy i got her fr. i want flins but i also want columbina and durin
>>41116003:)
i love 1 dollar 1L "wine" alcoholic beverage
Sassy tranners are so cute and nice
>>41115976death sentence.>>41115994omg do not remind me, there's no way i win durin, esco, and colombina back to back... i should've taken the 50/50 loss on lauma probably T°T
>>41116008stp grooming me im only ???teen years old!
>>41116008They're 500mg capsules from some random brand Now on Amazon. You have to take like 3 at a time
Gm gm I hope all yall are havin a lovely day too.
>>41116025I go top shelf for the $12 liter of grain alcohol
>>41116045good morning c: also cute cat
>>41116022:D
>>41114069i'd be mad my dick went from 8 inches to 4 inches
>>41116060we do not measure dick from the prostate anon, ur dick is NOT 8 inches
>>41116027i aspire to be sassy instead of just. a bitch>>41116021im sooooo sad I don't have her she seems so strong I just wasn't feeling her design.... i should really build pmc but I'm lazy>>41116032I HATE YOU get off this website you child>>41116028oh Jesus that's brutal.... surely you can drop esco are you a skirk haver? don't they say cb creeps her? idk I haven't seen much of the leaksnp endless victory in your future you're gonna be hitting 10 pities no problem>>41116040valid im the same. the loose stuff is cheaper and better but I just can't get it down
>>41116057I will inform her of your compliment
>>41116066but im so mature for my age :(
>>41116060tranner btw
>>41116066yea her design is kinda meh but shes so good its not fair >>41116072calico cats are the cutest!!
>>41116065if i measure from the underside, i got 13 inches once
>>41116060Maybe you should know how it feels to have a chaser shrimpie
>>41116075nope, the hottest chaser you'll never get fucked by
>>41116066You're sassy
>>41116080Yes she's extra small too, short legs and such
im gay
>>41116060So are you like a fat person who lost a bunch of weight? Do you have like a pound of saggy excess dickskin now?
>>41116083damn ok>>41116090if man why lowercase
>>41115915yay ty <3>>41115928i mean ur not wrongcooking for urself is also a good way to get ur weight under controli for one have been learning abt oven roastsi wanna try oven roast gnocchi with potatoes, carrots, tomatoes and oregano
>>41116086i would just be a bottom then
>>41116092pet her a lot!!>>41116095omg you too??
i want a hug and a kiss
>>41116105I'm a top, it's just kinda small
Liking trannies is homosexual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkFYD7R_Xigrewatching one of my favsthis guy's channel is seriously sick, and the L1011 is one of my fav airplanes everso cool
>>41116113Dang me too
>>41116118no its based
>>41116122i asked first
>>41116091thank you..... im adding this to my daily affirmations>>41116118ok. what now
>>41116131TFD TFD TFD TFD TFD
>>41116008nta but..>>41116066my skirk with pretty good artifacts and any combination of supports including c1 furina can't clear any stage of stygian... do yeah kinda, unless i just ignore skirk :c>say cb creeps her?you'd run both if she ended up being a skirk buffik lauma was probably a mistake for my acc desu but like how could i...>you're gonna be hitting 10 pities no problemomg i wish, please let it happen T°T
>>41116130You drive a hard bargain
>>41116118Being gay is cool
>>41116144you can have the next hug and kiss that comes around but i get the first one
>>41116118go back sperg
if I ever have sex again i want to sear it into the mind of that poor man forever. i want him to spend the rest of his life making art and music about my tight warm hole. i don't think that's unreasonable
all my friends think im a faggot
>>41116142i need esco so bad too. i hope she doesnt take too much time to come back so i can use skirk more
>>41116142I got lucky getting lauma, I still haven't looked up any teams for her
>>41116160i hope she takes more! putting her with durin and right before colombina is so evil!
describing my butthole feels weird and gross
>>41116159Are you?
>>41116156chaser btw
>>41116167hate u..
>>41116169true if she comes before columbina im dead. maybe she can take as much time as she wants to come back actually
>>41116172uhhhh kinda
>>41116171Ashamed of your own butt...it's always the closest who betray us
>>41116188you should punish me haha
>>41116141this won't hurt his feelings because he can't read>>41116142that's what im talking about. that's that real shit too I'm jealous.... im happy maybe I don't need to be as worried about the gut health of this thread as I am. too traumatised from posts about not eating for a day in advance of bottoming or douching every day like pleaseeeee you are going to give yourself mental illness and hemorrhoids....>genshinNEVER feel bad for pulling on who you were called to waifu trumps meta every single time. it'll all shake out eventually anyway who can say what the future holds. plus lauma hyperbloom is broken even with f2p supports and you literally have nilou right poor skirk though I heard she was high maintenance but that's crazy... I've given up on Stygian I'm not even trying for anything above hard my account bricked as shit mualani mains we are not seeing the kingdom of heaven
>>41116148i mean maybe it's cold..
>>41116187Seems like everything is in order then my little faggot
>>41116179I have enjoyed running around as a deer however
y is he in the grass...
>>41116101i've been on the internet for 29 years, at some point you stop giving a shit about capitalization in casual text conversation
>>41116193wdym?
>>41116171don't be ashamed of your butthole.... we had the sexual revolution you can let go of all that puritanism whenever you're ready cherish every part of your body. today lets all be grateful to our index toe on the left foot
>>41116203it may be soft for a seal
>>41116203omg... is he the legendary grass seal
>>41116195but i try to pretend im a straight boy just a bit twink and sensitive but they call me gay and trans bc i talk about haircuts and hairstyle and about men that are handsome and i dont eat more than 1500kcal per day
>>41116207that’s easy to say with your tiny feet :(
>>41116203The more important question is why aren't you in the grass?
>>41116204i wasnt alive for 29 years u dinosauri did make my steam account when in 2015 when i was 9 so tedchnically im OLDGEN too!!
>>41116192I'll tie you to the bed and then loudly rub styrofoam near you
>>41116205which part?>>41116203he is hiding so they do not try and feed him more fishes (he is scared of them because he is only a baby so he does not know how to eat them yet)
>>41116209but how far from water is he...>>41116210i wish i was a silly fat seal
>>41116193actually the original artist specified that xis pronouns are xe/xis
>>41116223you are a monster>>41116227mental illness
>>41116227poor baby... it must be hard being a small seal in a big world...>>41116221it's wet and rainy
>>41116217my feet are decidedly average for my height i promise you i am NOT shoe shopping in person I haggle for heels with retiring drag queens on vinted just like everyone else
>>41116212>they call me gay and transI mean they're right though. You sound cute anon
I was taking an order at work and we have to ask a name for the orders, and a man told me his name was boner :)
>>41116228same. seals look so silly and carefree. if i was a seal i would be happy
>>41116228he is probably very close to mama, so he is is safe, she will bring him to water when it’s time
>>41116234so you are bragging about being short too qq
>>41116239seal family,.. precious...>>41116238yes me too i think
>>41116232If you're good during styrofoam time I'll spank you or choke you or whatever. Hot candle wax? Always with the accessories these women!
>>41116237did you make sure to ask him to spell it and repeat it multiple times?
>>41116231THAT'S NOT TRUE!!!! mothandpodiatrist's OCs are all HE HIM!!!!>>41116232oh a bunch of important neurochemicals are synthesized in the gut including serotonin! if your gut health is off it can fuck your mental like crazy it's sooooo important to take care of >>41116233all we can do is show him all the love and support we can while he learns
>>41116253Yeh lol :3
>>41116246i definitely need to add more seals to my plushie collection. i love the ones that look all round and fat theyre the cutest pillows lol
>>41116242i am also EXACTLY average male height i do not know what this inferiority complex is. i am the world's most normal tranny. they keep me in a lab to use as a reference sample>>41116237hehehe. boner
The lady behind him giggled too it was funny>>41116266Real
baby niko is so precious...>>41116255yes... love and support... its so important...>>41116263me too desu
>>41116248:(>>41116255how do i fix it? ideally in under an hour
Can chasers be BPD too?
>>41116235shut up i try to pretend im straight bc i dont want to come out yet but they all tease me about these things
>>41116255>average male heightyou're not 6'2 tho
Welp that's my ten minutes here until my next bathroom break or regular break, have a gud one :)
>>41116193>waifu trumps meta every single time.ugh don't i can't pull flins ok.. i should've skipped skirk for ineffa/not got mav c1 trying for iansan cons like a RETARD... I'll just do one 10 pull, not get him and stop there ok..>plus lauma hyperbloom is broken even with f2p supports and you literally have nilou rightit's kinda not even tho especially compared to what future teams will be like idk, do love lauma tho she's literally a deer like.. >>41116193>I've given up on Stygian I'm not even trying for anything above hard my accountyeah i literally couldn't get fearless last time, was always a few seconds off on one boss or another, just got so drained by that >mualani mains we are not seeing the kingdom of heavenwhat she was crazy shilled last stygian and still kinda is for drake if u have mav T°T
im the worlds most bored tranny
>>41116266so now i’m abnormal and weird??? how tall is average?>>41116287yeah my ex was
>>41116203there are nice things in the grass for a seal
>>41116303me too.. im waiting for an update in roblox squid games its gonna be fire...
>>41116314i hope you win the games. do they give like robux or how its called if you win?maybe i should read a book but i like wasting time here its so fun
>>41116298see u in a bit!>>41116308:0 i rly rly rly like this image...
>>41116321no they give u ingame currency cause roblox is like a lot of games in one game and then they also give u a power roll and u roll for power and gamble and its fun
>>41116327you might enjoy this one then :)
>>41116330yea gambling is always fun. thank god for gambling i need to feel something every now and then
miss seeing my local seal i wonder what they're doing :c
i wish i was a seal in the grass. please let me be a seal in the grass. i am begging
>>41116334omgggggshe's so prettybeautiful flower child
>>41116339yeah but its not fun gambling cause the good stuff are 1/1000 so u have to gamble a lot :(
>>41116284Okay no to the candle wax, I'll make a list
If I had a tranner gf I'd buy her a lorge seal plushie
i wanna crochet a big seal plushie
>>41116288I think this is good news for your coming out. They're not like actually bullying you right? Just teasing? Seems like they're ready, maybe they're even hinting.
>>41116284i don't know how to fix it that fast but just make sure to take psyllium husk and use a squatty potty!!! cut down on greasy foods and caffeine!!!! drink more water!!! listen to your body and what it needs!!!! that kind of feeling>>41116287yes and it is. a lot. but valid!>>41116292you don't know that. maybe I am>>41116306oh my godi am 5'10>>41116302lowkey doing a 10 pull on every banner is the meta because u could potentially get every char....i do NOT have mav for mualani and im coping like crazy. and even with her good teams she is just so ass to play LMAO I have her sig she nukes like crazy but she is just miserable
>>41116356yea thats annoying. i need to win sometimes otherwise it just makes me sad lol>>41116358based
anons u can't say average height without specifying where because it varies so much
least fetishistic and attention seeking "boymoder"
>>41116383I'm from the left part
>>41116350you can still galumph in the grass as a person. its not as good but it gets you through the day>>41116353some seals prefer the rocks, the tough ones
>>41116397well upper left or lower left? because there's a big difference!
drinking my teai feel a lot better c:
>>41116364is she srsly that annoying to play??
>>41116403ill try to. i really need to learn how to galumph >>41116406yay!
>>41116403rocks r the best c:thats where u find the best tide pools & associated crittersgoing to look at the tide pools used to be my fav thing to do in southern california
>>41116405Upper right but not to upper of the upper left. How bout you?
>>41116407she is so much worse than you could ever imagine. even maining her since release I will just regularly miss an entire rotation. it sucks so much assbut when she hits she hits!
>>41116415ty nona <3
i swear by the healing properties of chamomiledid u know its made from flowers? and traditionally they were used in medicines
>>41116435hu tao mains stay winning
neuvillette is the only true genshin chad because of how easy he is to play. if the enemy isnt immune to hydro he gets the job done. basedvillette
>>41116415everyone should learn to galumph>>41116422tide pools are cool but ive never seen one in person :(
>>41116364im shorter with bigger feet qq
>>41116462girl hu tao has been unusable for years what are you TALKING about>>41116464it's so humiliating seeing him in coop while I'm fighting for my life and he just. holds O
>>41116480i have c6 hu tao i am above meta
>>41116478ok. what now. should we both kill ourselves or should we get on with our day
>>41116480real. neuvi in coop is easy mode. just stand there and use charged attack and poof win
>>41116483i bow down...
>>41116489uh just me kms maybe
>>41116501don't kill yourself over the size of your feet that's retarded they're not even in photos most of the time. hello. are you stupid
>>41116505a little yeah :(
>>41116514np don't worry about stupid stuff like that anymore ok
>>41116495i almost nevah evah change my team and i still do the abyss fullyraiden c2 + faggot water boy + china spin girl + faggot fire boyhu tao c6 + yelan/mona + kazuha + grandpa shield
>>41116470mm ya i hadnt either til i went to california, im not sure maybe they're only in the pacific? the west coast is remarkable actually because the currents that exist off the coast cause nutrient rich, cold water to rise up from the deep which feeds plankton and a whole host of other critters so the sea there is just teeming with life
>>41116516okay :(
>>41116362no its just teasing we're friends and have fun together. im not ready yet tho bc i dont pass
>>41116523the fact that the electro cow is stronger than a c2 r1 raiden still gets me incredibly annoyed
>>41116529i looked it up and apparently the atlantic doesnt make rocky shores like the pacific so there arent as many places with tide pools. i think some places like maine might have them tho bc i remember the shores there being rocky when i visited
>>41116538waiting until you pass to come out it stupid
>>41116538You have to do it sometime. And honestly half the women here say they don't pass, they'd never transition if they waited to be 100% comfortable
>>41116544true :(but electro cow doesnt recharge the recharge team nearly as good so raiden still sigma
>>41116564ohh that makes sense ya, u need rocks all the best things are thereanemones and limpets need them, and i think sea urchins like them too? which in turn attracts starfish and other things
>>41116578yea raiden will be sigma forever. i should get c3 maybe
agp or hsts
>>41116581yeah and also u need rocks just to hold the water
I remember always being disappointed going to my shitty gulf coast beach because of the lack of tide pools
>>41116544raiden was never that good and we have to accept it. her teams were just good. those teams are still good they just don't need her anymore
>>41116601There's a monster. You tell me
>>41116564Yeah Maine had some while I was there. Very cool
>>41116611i mean back in the day she was very very good. c2 is still ok, just falls behind compared to newer stuff. you will never convince to not run hypercarry raiden!! NEVER!!!
>>41116613i feel like bubble tea cancels out the monster tho. and its not all that agp of a monster flavour right. im worried im losing my agp cred im insecure about it people keep calling me hsts
bubble tea is so nice i want one too
>>41116636honestly rightly so i support u
>>41116648im coping i know
>>41116646np come over we can share. i want to get a collab bubble tea one day a bunch of the games i play have had events but they were always like far enough away i would have to make a whole day out of it.... one day... :(
>>41116636true i will never stop playing her
>>41116642Yeah everything else is htst. Some points for the very normal looking monster
>>41116659yea it would be so cute. i want a zhongli bubble tea then>>41116661yea i just cant. maybe i just cant let go of the past but i will keep shilling hypercarry raiden till the end
>>41116565>>41116573no if i start passing i will tell them but i dont pass rn so i wont come out bc it would be weird
>>41116664ive always preferred red bull but i need to maintain my agp image... so i just get the generic sugar free monster so it wont be too sweet... but i still kinda wish i had a red bull the whole time TT>>41116680imagine how good it would be... osmanthus flavour...
>>41116681because your friend suddenly looking like a girl isn’t weird at all
>>41116685i hope it tastes the same as i remember
>>41116659a pizza place in russia had a collab with genshin thats where i got some keychain and tshirt merch and collab exclusive wings in-game
>>41116681thats stupid. you're stupid. passing isnt real. nobody passes 100% of the time its context dependent. i also maintain that it is impossible to make meaningful progress towards passing without girlmoding. hrt does work but its a small part of a bigger picture
Trouble's always gonna find you baby, and so will I
girlmode NOW
>>41116693but where are those who remember the taste....>>41116699IM SO JEALOUSSSS i want those wings sooooo bad but i dont think they did the collab here...i think about the kfc collab event recipes every day i want them so bad>>41116704crying only because im happy... hold me across every state line...
i wish i was so pretty everyone died
>>41116722this happened to me its so awesome
>>41116722i think im dying anon...
>>41116716i missed out on the exclusive tignari action figure cause i didnt wanna pay 30 bucks for a small pizza.. but the wings are pretty, black and red goes well with hu taoi think they still sell em for like 20-30 bucks for a promocode u could get em online, i think they were russia/china exclusive
>>41116735right... ive been thinking about picking one up but i dont care that bad :/ honestly what i want more is an acc with aloy but im already so invested in my current one you know what i mean
would you die and become trans jesus if meant every other tranner passed?
>>41116739u dont have aloy either?? damn u a newgenim really looking for selling my account desu cause like its on asia cause i used to live in vladivostok but now i have 200 ping so its not nice :(
>>41116739i have aloy but shes just been sitting there since forever. maybe i should build her for fun
>>41115171man.
>>41116747shes the princess of cryo forever to me>>41116746thats such a bummer... it sucks they dont offer region transfers
>>41116751you're one of the few that can proudly claim to be both dont be ashamed... thats a rare luxury
>>41116754yeah sucks that they dont do that, but honestly genshin is gonna be dead in like 3 years story-wise so lowkey wanna sell either way, i could get maybe idk 400 euro-ish
>>41116771they go for pretty good numbers it rules... i love my investment strategy
>>41116775i mean 400 is nowhere near i spend on it but its nice to get a little cashback
>>41116544I love my electro cow
>>41116685I will say I don't think the tea is worth much, maybe if we were in Japan. But here it might be girly but it's also thing (japan) which we know is agp
would you die and become chaser jesus if meant every other chaser was straight?
nothing tastes as good as a free hoagie
>>41116790shes nice i like her too. its just mean that shes stronger than her excellency, the almighty narukami ogosho, god of thunder
>>41116791huhhhh but its chinese, right? i thought bubble tea wasn't all that popular in japan...
>>41116793what about ice cream?
>>41116793Cuute!
>>41116811what i would do for a peanut butter ice cream with mini reeses cups in it rn....
>>41116824peanut ice cream is sooooo goated.... i wanna eat it so bad rn
strawberry icecream is the best
Making art and writing songs about her tight warm soul to cope
>>41116804i thought bubble tea was kinda just popular everywhere now, no?>>41116831i kinda am a fro-yo stan 4 life. especially bc i love getting a shit ton of random toppings---i love getting topped!
>>41116831yes and no sometimes its really good and sometimes it tastes like a knock off pakistani illegally smuggled strawberry vape-juice, very chemically
>>41116840you're right... its worldwide... i see why its so good>>41116835thats beautiful anon
>>41116796She should have worked out instead of being a neet for hundreds of years
>>41116844neeting is sacred!!!
>>41116835i don’t think you meant to say soul…
>>41116840im not sure if i have ever tried that>>41116842yea it has to be good. if its good icecream it tastes so nice >>41116844shes just like me fr
there is a fight happening outside my apartment once againlooks like it's about to go to fisticuffs
me making ice cream for my chaser
>>41116793Lemme see dat hoagie
>>41116865start taking bets
>>41116865Audemar on my wrist, bustdown (bling)We poppin' bottles like I scored the winning touchdown (score)'Member me dead broke? (Broke)Look at me, up now (up)I run my city from South Philly back to Uptown
>>41116865scream "yo he has a knife"
day #276 of looking for a twink gf.
I love you rick
>>41116688>>41116701no its ok im just not ready yet but im trying to improve myself in other areas but its fine in the future i will do it but rn it would be weird bc i look too much like a boy but its ok
>>41116902i believe in you!!! you're stronger than you realise!!! you can do it!!!
im trying to practice wearing makeup more regularly and it is such a learning curve. but so far im having fun as long as i do it on days where i don't leave the house!>>41116859when u get frozen yogurt, your first instinct will be to put on a lot of the frozen yogurt, you must ignore this and only put a little into your cup. Now this is for 2 reasons: most places have you paying by weight and the yogurt itself is likely more dense than most toppings there, secondly, you need ample space to cram excessive amounts of any kind of topping you want. Now ofc you do want a balance, but generally you want about a 40/60 split of yogurt:topping>>41116881you got this rick!
>>41116909makeup is so fun... ive barely been wearing it lately i need to get back into it its the best
>>41116902do it scared is the best advice i ever got
>>41116909icic. i should try it out someday. im very curious about these toppings you speak of i wanna see what they are like
18 YEAR OLD TRANNIES DADDY LOVES YOU <3 <3 <3
my face is red and puffy and i have to go outside and be social in a few minutes :(
>>41116942what if im 24
>>41116942
>>41116942what if im XXXteen
30+ chasers nobody loves u <3
>>41116955i love one 30+ chaser
18 YEAR OLD CHASERS MOMMY LOVES YOU <3 <3 <3
>>41116960real...
>>41116960are you seriously dating a middle aged irish american... you're embarrassing us all...
>>41116969she's dating a local guy iirc
>>41116973oh if its local then its fine!
my cisf friend married her trans girlfriend last nighti guess it really does happen. good news for the cisfchaser fans out there i guess. unfortunately for her trans wife i know that my friend is just the "spicy straight" variety of bisexual and was functionally only interested in men before her.hope for the best for them anyway i guess
>>41116960you have a bf?!!
>>41116969not american... and how do u know about the irish part...... STOP STALKERING ME>>41116973not local no we are semi-LDR visiting sometimes for now...
remember to support your local men
>>41116985huhhh you post about him totally constantly>>41116978i think thats beautiful im happy for them! i know a few couples like that and they all seem happy it rules
>>41116909thanks bpd, I don't think I've ever seen you before btw, always been curious, w00t>>41116960do you love me? :3
>>41116978congrats for them. cism chasers are too cowards for that btw
>>41116987always chase local im always saying this do NOT get hung up on some trip from the other side of the world there's probably a cute girl right next door. same applies to chasers
is it worse when your wife is closet straight and sees you as a man or when your husband is closet gay and sees you as a man?
>>41116980why is it suprising.. i did also say i have someone multiple times before>>41116989LITERALLY I DONT AND NEVER DID
>>41116994men want to marry women to impregnate, doesn't make sense to marry a tranny
>>41117000they are both the worst
>>41117000they're the same thing imo
>>41116997yea i think its better that way >>41117001i have one too but no one believes me anymore. its just how it is ig
>>41117004I don't want offspring, I have friends that have 'em and it looks like their life is hell. They always looks exhausted and hate their life
>>41117004i dont think men that are like that are worth anything at all
>>41116960bruh you're 15 years old
>>41116997The people saying don't chase trips were actually right the whole time, yeah Fuck my gay chaser life
>>41117017wait... actually?
>>41117004u coward what about surrogacy.. and love til death.. and i dont have to legally snitch on u if we married
>>41117019theres just no point pining for someone miles away its a waste of everyone's time. that unchaser stuff is stupid but you gotta be realistic
>>41117025yeah she's confirmed to be 15 years old
im drinking a glass of water if you even care
>>41117025she was 9 in 2015 so that makes her 14 now actually
>>41117025yea her reddit got leaked she's 15
>>41117004the guy i like says he doesnt want kids so maybe i have a chance with him..also you're coward
>>41116997>always chase local
>>41116997>never any cute chasers in my region ;-; i cry now
>>41117032>>41117040>>41117043if true, mods need to check her out. She seems nice but this site is 18+ for a reason.>>41117056idk man, I met a girl, talked for a year and she left me. Chasing locally sucks too
>>41117063np that just means you havent met the right one yet! keep the hope he's out there waiting for you. probably gooning to femboys
>>41117030There is a point if you can meet up before they ghost but this is rare
i cant be 15 cause i have 10 year old medal in cs
>>41117071doesnt seem like the mods particularly careim sure they know better than mere mortals like us>>41117073o yea if ur willing to travel it makes a lot more sense
>>41117071DONT BAN ME IM NOT A MINOR
>>41117071they don't care because she buys the goy pass
>>41116793Did you have enough points at wawa to get one?
>>41117073desu yeah, I feel like there was a sweet spot in chasing. 2017 to 2022. It was during this time chasers and tranners actually talked and wanted to meet. Now it's all ghosting and no one is interested. I've seen countless of chasers and tranners meet online and are happy couples to this day.Never happened for me because I was too horny for my own good back then.I missed the boat now and I will be single, younger chasers. Be better than me, don't let your hornyness ruin your chance with a good trans girl
>>41117074why would you buy a 10 year account?
>>41117072>not jorkin it to me and or gettin jorked by meREEE
>>41117027surrogacy means another woman carries either of the two's gene lines, hardly an attractive prospect>>41117046they all say that until they remember they want to knock up someone, and you can't be knocked up
>>41117100ricky boy this is just you projecting your own failures
how to bring up meeting up?
>>41116940to enumerate all that i love would be to exhausting, so my favs are: cookie dough, reese cups minis, mochi, various fruits cut into small sizes, and gummy worms
>>41117100who in the right mind would want to date a loser tripfag that spends his days making shitposts on a thread for bitchless incel adjacent men
>>41117105its mine and i cant be bothered im playing roblox with bestie>>41117117well im infertile since birth so if i marry him one day i want him to have a bio child since i could never have one anyway
>>41117111he will be soon!!! keep the faith!!!
>>41117133I wouldn't marry an infertile woman
>>41117131men that are objectively worse than me have happy relationships. I've met guys living in their car that have had gf's.Why shouldn't I have love?
personally i do not give a fuck about continuing my genetic line and i think anyone who does is kind of weird. what about you is so great you feel the need to pass it on that you can't do by parenting like thats weird to me idk
>>41116985congratulations on your irish bf veronika!
Woke up in the middle of the night and had to jerk off to fall asleep again. Fucked up my goon day, man.
if i ever want kids im going to adopt i think
imagine being the pig disgusting 30+ year old chaser that is unironically dating a 15 year old that plays robloxhow much of a lowlife do you have to beyou have nothing in common with this child, you're a lowlife predator
>>41117129when you were in her discord server you claimed to be 34. that was in 2022 so how are you 30 now?
>>41117143because you not getting love is proof that there is some justice in this world
>>41117141well thats ur problem..>>41117148tahnk u :)
I didn’t bank sperm before cutting off my balls so i will never have kids :/
>>41117154that age gap is concerning yea ._.
>>41117154I'd got a step further if you're 30, dating anyone below 25 doesn't make sense. They have their own slang and culture. I tried dating someone that was 21 and it was a mess. They're so immature, flighty, and honestly not fun to be around.>>41117159this is untrue and I never said that, post screenshots if you're so certain
>>41117164there are so many ways to raise kids without the whole genetics part of it idk i feel crazy in here sometimes i just cant understand why people are so hung up on it... it doesnt matter to me at all...
>>41117173i don't have screens from a 3 year old server but this is common knowledge. you seem like a pathological liar. very sus rick. mb that's why you're having trouble getting a partner?
>>41117161wow, fucking hateful post right there. I hope your bitterness doesn't consume you one day... or maybe it already has. How does it feel? Hope you wake up everyday happy to be you :3
>>41117122Start with the general idea of how much you wish you were in the same place and all the things you could do togetherOnce that is established for a bit then just say "hey we should actually plan this"
im makin pea soup
>>41117136cute australian boys are in short supply sadly :(
>>41117176i said have not raise. if i ever stop being mentally ill long enough to get married i want to adopt
>>41117154it would be weird even if she was 19 as she claims
>>41117176honestly kinda same. i used to be sad about it when i was younger but it kinda passed. like its not that big of a deal in the end. being a parent isnt about simply having a kid
May I interest you in a chaser boyfriend who wears athletic pasties to jog because he has extremely active sweat genetics and sensitive nipples?
>>41117183what if i skipped to the let’s plan this and he said it was crazy cause we barely know each other?
>>41117195I never want to be a parent. doesn't seem rewarding to me and there's a lot of responsibility. Do people actually want this in their life?
>>41117164It's okay even if everything were ideal your genes wouldn't make it past 14 generations
Been reading samurai book, which means I've been dressed as a samurai every day while reading.
>>41117197im very interested in this. partially because its hot and partially because i think it's cute that he takes care of himself like that
>>41117203why is that?
>>41117201Then he's not the right person or you move insanely fast and should think about why and try to slow down a littleHow long were you talking?
>>41117186oh yea the australian guys i meet on here are fucking crazy you are in the trenches over there. i hope its better on the apps and stuff>>41117205post fundoshi or gtfo>>41117188hell yea !!
>>41117202honestly yea im not sure about it either. maybe someday. it looks like its a lot of work and considering how expensive living is lately idk how its gonna be
>>41117191extremely fucked up, but honestly it doesn't surprise me after the spicebag and the sotce situationscumbag chaser fucking shits
>>41117207Okay well I don't use pasties yet but I need to start because these shits hurtBuying that linolin later today Heading out to jog right now, hope they dont bleed
>>41117184Let me sip the soup from your p
>>41117229no
>>41117219>oh yea the australian guys i meet on here are fucking crazy you are in the trenches over there. i hope its better on the apps and stuff;-; im not even on dating apps im too weird to be attractive to normies
>>41117098they messed up my order a tiny bit (coffee and a pretzel missing) so i opened a support chat to ask for the $8 back and they refunded the entire order instead lolfree hoagie, free smashed potatoes, free breakfast wrap, free diet colasyum yum
>>41117191I AM 19>>41117154nah we cool we have a lot in common hobbywise and we have simillar values and faith beliefs
Who's grooming Veronika?
>>41117226all chasers who talk about "purity" and want "innocent and demure" gfs are pedos or pedos in denial. zero exceptions unfortunately. >>41117228please be careful!!! at least use a band aid or something in the mean time!!! lanolin will help a lot for sure im worried about you don't hurt yourself...
>>411172154 months. i move really slow until im comfortable and then i move too fast
steve should probably delete his dms if veronika is actually only 15 :s
>>41117235godddd its kinda the same here i struggle using them too cause its like. what do you even talk about...but theres people who arent normies on there too there's no way we're ever meeting someone on here so we gotta suck it up eventually right
>>41117238blud you're 15 years old, you know nothing about faith and beliefs, you're basically a vodka chugging fetus
>>41117238nice fake id. unfortunately for you 2006 was 4 years ago. good luck typing with ur little baby hands you baby
Kaylee, no! https://youtu.be/OW65QRmH-VI?si=4SEWmVKp1pQjo1dl
>>41117236I'd love to eat your hoagie
>>41117213Every time you have children the chromosomes inherited is split in half. If you think about the statistics of a coin flip for a round of 23 flips that get eliminated evey time it's tails for 14 rounds it is very unlikely to the point of being near impossible. The only guarantee would be if you had a line of males for the y or mitochondrial DNA for a line of females.
>>41117117>they all say that until they remember they want to knock up someone, and you can't be knocked upthere are men out there that do not want kids lol some of them exists. also i wouldnt mind kids either if he really wants to, we could adopt, surrogate, i wouldnt mind being a stepmom if im with a guy that has kids from a previous relationship, etc
>>41117238bro was older than you are now in 2006
>>41117266Kaylee is mef coded
The chaser fucking shits will say>It doesn't matter if she's 15, we thought she was 19 before and got along fine back then>She looks mature for her age>If she's old enough to drink vodka every day dating a 30 year old guy like me isn't worse>Russia has different laws, it's okay>Spicebag shouldn't have been banned, I miss seeing her hips in low jeans every day
people are laughing at me
>>41117245okay, this is where I disagree. If someone wants to date someone 18+ don't call them a pedo. It's simply untrue and slander for slander's sakeSure, they're CREEPY if they date an 18 year old, but they are NOT a pedo>>41117223yeah half my 30 y.o. irl friends have offspring and they're all stressed as hell. it's a fucking awful. It might be rewarding for some people but I like having my own money and clean apartment, thank you
>>41117266this is mef and i to me. once i revert to my lesbian forme
i'm actually also curious about what kind of man dates a 19 year old as a 30+ (presumably like 35?) year old man. it's not an age gap of 2-3 years or even 5-7 years like you see in some cis couples. we're literally talking almost twice her age. what do they even talk about? does anyone wanna fill me in on how that works?
>>41117276chasers in this gen are a corrupting force that seeks to ruin whatever is nice and wholesome because they can't goon to positivity, they only seek carnal desires and fetishes, unable to escape the polluted desires of their mind
>>41117270oh
>>41117282to me specifically dating as young as possible is pedophilic. i dont see any reason to call it anything else regardless of whether they are barely within the lines of the law or not>>41117288it doesn't! they do it because they recognise they are not the emotional or intellectual equals of women their own age. they are looking for someone who is inherently inferior so they don't have to confront the reality that they just do not measure up
>>41117282yea i see it a lot. people w kids seem to always be so stressed lmao. i wanna live my life first, then maybe kids
>>41117236Do you use the app to get points too? I get something free like every 2 weeks, it adds up quick. I usually go in person and I always have to remind them of my pickles on the side for my hoagie or else they would forget it lol.
>>41117269no! it's in the fridge. it's mine, im saving it. it will be my dinner tonight and maybe my breakfast tomorrow
>>41117288it sounds more like babysitting than like a relationship
>>4111717011 years is nothing>>41117226nuh not fucked up>>41117239NOBODYY>>41117251we didnt even dm once
>>41117309its grooming, rather than babysitting. the point is to fill their head with your ideas and values while they're expected to receive them uncritically
>>41117303i do yeah, ive got a lot of points saved from over the years but i always forget to use them. i dont go as often anymore, really fatty so i keep it as an occasional treatback in college i used to go to the nearby store a lot more but i can't remember if i had the app back then
30+ tranners <3
crazy to think we live in a time where a high level fbi agent goes on the news and says "OWO notices bulge. What's this?"
>>41117330right... they should be saying it in my dms :(
>>41117288it's probably something along the lines of "wow babe you're so smart, you hate the longnose tribe too! Wow, so mature for your age, I can't believe you also hate the people with slightly darker skin than you :)">>41117310you're a child
>>41117288Date? we don't date troonswe PLAP them
>>41117322Now we're talking! Ain't nothin like them nowhere>>41117238>sipsI was playing Counterstrike before you were born, missy
>>41117326you’ve made sexual comments to and flirted with 18 year olds in this gen so raising the aoc to 21 probably wouldn’t be very good for you personally
>>41117342you plap nobody. be honest.
>>41117276Imagine the seething 24 year old hag that wrote this...
>>41117353personally as a 24yo hag i still have no idea who spicebag is
>>41117351that wasn't me though, I think that was another anon imposter
>>41117352I'll plap you babecome over
>>41117320Oh good. Yea I don't eat hoagies as much since trying to lose some weight. I usually get the broccoli cheddar soup for lunch which is only 410 cal for a large according to wawa and an iced coffee.
>>41117361lmao you're seriously pathetic
>>41117255i dont rlly struggle to find things to talk about just to be able to talk to boys in general :(>no way we're ever meeting someone on hereehh idk i have more faith in chasergen than grindr
>>41117361lol
>>41117358i have no idea either
>>41117245Yeah give me the girl with the used up bootyhole
>>41117358Newfag
>>41117374if you still actually believe that shit you are genuinely beyond saving
>>41117374you wouldn't believe the shits I used to take when I was a teen
Plap is a funny word when ever I say it I giggle. 2 more hours :x to go
>>41117367>>41117371
>>41117381and proud... im a pure virginal tranner im staying innocent until i meet my oldfag chaser
>>41117386>2 more hours :x to goMe when it's 10 hours into my goon sesh and my gf asks how it's going
>>41117396you are like a little baby. 24hgoonanon would eat you for breakfast
>>41117396
>>41117382I don't want to have sex with roast bussy
khhv army!!!
>>41117394Oldfags are signing up for AARP already
>>41117386I like this image
>>41117386It's an onomatopoeia lol.
>>41117419wjats aarp...
>>41117387rick i saw this and thought it had you vibesyou might need to crop it first but it fits with the other yearning pics you post
aarp aarp :D
Chat, is it evil to invest ? I've matched with this girl on tinder and she's a bit rough around the edges, you can't really say she passes right now but when i tell you there is potential there is like some INSANE POTENTIAL.She already has some insanely pretty features and i have the vision you give her a year and she'll be a 10/10 passoid baddie.
>>41117428>>41117440ESLs pls go
>>41117453you forgot to mention, she's a teenager
>>41117458english is my first language im just stupid. aarp aarp :D>>41117453its definitely a little gross like what if things dont work out that way. if you are willing to communicate all of these things to her its fine but i know i wouldn't be
I just invested a turd into the fuckin toilet
>>41117453Investing is the virtuous thing to do. However, women don't think this way. Being generally hypergamous, after she improves herself, she will likely come to resent you and leave you for someone "better."
>nooooo you can't date the hot 18 year old you have to date the ran through used up 23 year old hag
>>41117419I guess I'd be in the reddit category lol
im bored again
>>41117473Reinvest it and ingest it
i want a chaser to piss my pants
>>41117410Lol
>>41117480never sell too early
>>41117477you forgot to mention, you're an incel who has never had sex
>>41117477>23>haggonna kms
>>41117453This doesn't work because they'll always leave you for someone better once they improve
>>41117482and also peace in the middle east
Australian girls are cute but they live in Australia. Why would they do that?
>>41117477its so over
>>41117410I miss her rizz
>>41117498BECAUSE I CANT AFFORD TO MOVE TO ICELAND AND ALASKA HAS TOO MANY HICKS
>>41117498its just attention seeking behaviour
spending literally two days on /soc/ helped me with identifying the ignore-worthy incel talking points herei never knew there was such an overlap
>>41117310>11 years is nothingVery true + older guys are more mature and don't do dumb shit young guys do
>>41117394I'm right here babe
>>41117507are hicks really that bad? just wear tall socks and you’ll be fine. Lyme disease does sound awful tho
wait do i have rizz. im not sure if i have rizz or not. how do i find out if i have rizz. can i rizz you up like ur baby gronk>>41117517hey babey are you from tennessee
>>41117477>women bitch and moan about men dating younger women>women claim they don't ultimately choose partners with men having little agency >women claim they aren't hypergamous>women deregulate the sexual marketplace>within half a century men under 30 are all single because women prefer men who are older and more financially stable menBRVTAL Houellebecqpill
>>41117507Unexpected picks>>41117513First the fake accent for attention and now this
>>41117522i always wear atleast knee high socks hoes that wear ankle socks are actually trashy ngl
>>41117515yawn no one cares GRANDMA
>>41117516the type of older guy that will date someone 11 years younger than him is very clearly not more mature
>>41117522You have to watch out for hicks, that's how you get hickeys
>>41117524>hey babey are you from tennesseeNo but you're the only ten I see
>>41117529pipe down now sonny. you should know better than that. if you want granny to give you attention all you need to do is ask.
>>41117516
Found bronya's YouTube chabnelnhttps://youtu.be/_pO7BRNdJdc?si=_U6P8QOJ0X9ZLpXd
>>41117527i hate the heat and yet my dumbass ancestors thought hmm yes scorching desert and wet tropical island this sounds like a great place to liveatleast tasmania is cold its my go to untill i have enough to leave this shthole
Chudmaxxing today
>>41117525TRVTH NVKE
he's so mature, he needs someone with less experience than him, otherwise he doesn't even stand a chance.....
>>41117532I don't know about that anon, like rich 50+ daddies who date 20 year old women exist, I wouldn't say they're immature
>>41117528ngl if I saw someone wear ankle socks near me I’d knock them tf out. taste concrete n*gga!
>>41117549You planning to get a visa or do you have some kind of citizenship claim? I like deserts myself but not tropics
>>41117548true thats me. 三人成虎>>41117542woa.... >< ur so smooth im blushing. what do we do now. ive never made it this far
Can't wait to be wealthy enough in my 40's that I can afford a granny gf.
the silver lining in all of this is that these chasers are so miserable and pathetic that they still manage to fumble these younger girls, they don't even hit it
>>41117558Well men who search for younger women likely believe that women have an expiration date, I don't know if that's mature or immature, it's just misogynistic, but oh well
>>41117563i would absolutely and categorically say they are immature. that would be very easy for me personally>>41117543why is this kinda....
>>41117565idk about that much disdain its just trashy not like a warcrime lol
god damn cognitohazardssometimes i remember something and it fucks up my whole day
>>41117563They're definitely immature lol
>>41117583I’m sorry
>>41117288>talk about most chasers are incapable of having a conversation that’s not about sex or their favorite anime so would it really matter?
>>41117585Me when I remember I can't figure out how to give myself a prostate orgasmChaser btw
>>41117602ew
>>41117599Babe you ever seen bible black?
>>41117602i can show you :3
>>41117605Oh so you're saying that men can't have wants and desires? You're saying men can't explore their sexuality?
water twink
>>41117551Nice, zeroing them in today?
>>41117589not like u warcrimed someone over a sock lol but yes i do understand ur hatred its so trashy like just wear a sandle you silly hoe if u dont want to wear socks then like ... dont just wear shoes that accomodate that
>>41117599I can also talk about food and the weather though
>>41117610yep u got it
>>41117599TRVKE>>41117610Men don't explore, they explode in a barrage of constant SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX, chasers should be auto b&
>>41117599real af
>>41117618actually I have zero opinions on ankle socks, I just wanted to fit in
why is everyone hating on chasers they are CUTE and LOVABLE and SHOULD PLAP ME
chasers when they're being nice:>traumadumps on you about that one time a girl was mean to them >:(
I dump on a bitch, no trauma
>>41117607yes. and i found a kurumi fig in a charity shop one time and soooo nearly bought it i went back in every day for a week but it was just too expensive. bummer apparently they're pretty good for niche figs these days.but if i talk about stuff like that chasers dont like it
tranners whenever you talk to them>traumadumps you their entire life
>>41117660PLEASE dm me ><
god i feel like shitnothing is goodno one is trustworthyand that will never change
>>41117665is that bad
chasers when you don't immediately present your hole for fucking:>reposts your nudes everywhere they can>tries to make you as dysphoric as possible>tries to doxx you
ummmm ok so this one time stacy was mean to me..... I hate women now...... so how about you show me that gock babe???
>>41117665This is okay if they're hot and show you their ass though
>>41117669Kinda.
>>41117672the depressing part is they make you more dysphoric when they aren't trying than when they are
Women have actually always been pretty nice to me, but I hate them because of statistics and patterns
>>41117464I'm 26 she's 24 i think everything's legal and moral here officer.>>41117472I mean at the end of the day she's also like really pretty, in a way i say i'm investing but i genuinely think she's gorgeous it's just something with transition will definitely kill the little aspects that makes her not 100% passing right now.I'm not lying to her today when i say i think she's gorgeous.And any relationship can end i don't really see your point, like should i date nobody if we're not gonna 100% marry and die together ? I don't get it.
>>41117676>>41117675:(
>>41117672Based chasers
I think the general consensus here is we hate women
>>41117670Meow
>women complain about every single thing that's ever happened to them>there's actually a large subset of men who find it very attractive>men acknowledge that they've been hurt by one woman>ummmm r u a misogynist? r u an incel? stop traumadumping?
>>41117695not me i love women they're the only kind of person i would consider dating
>>41117688ugly brown meta attracted transbian
>>41117688Ain't you a twink now?
>>41117695I'm going to become a political faggot
>>41117714PLEASEEEE do. and let me watch
guys is it gay if a man wears ankle socks?
What are wizards hiding in those towers? Why won't they let me inside?
>>41117718Extremely so. He takes it up his ass.
>>41117711>>41117712i have always been. but with tits now
>>41117704omg dude, Laqueefa called you a stinky midget once........... guess you gotta be an avoidant emotionally distant depressed traumatized faggot now........
>>41117725oiled up femboys suspended from chains
hello bro
>>41117729>but with tits nowgonna need proof of that
>>41117726that's what I thought but just wanted to get a second opinion
>>41117730Men aren't allowed to be hurt and shaped by our negative experiences. Only women are allowed to do that. If we don't get over them immediately, they'll call us words they learned in their Introduction to Psychology class.
>>41117718less gay then thigh highs
pls maam show me the proof of the bob and girl penis status.............
just imagined sucking on rosewoods toes while this song plays in the roomhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFg-9LRC_do
>>41117704the reality of being a woman is that you are expected to perform the labour of a therapist, a maid, a personal chef, a prostitute and a personal assistant without receiving anything in return or complaining. chasers understand that very well that's why they refuse anything other than the most extreme caricature of a straight relationship.
>>41117729Post tits
Saw a wizard once and he refused to let me look inside his tome. They're too secretive, I just wanted a peek.
chasers wwyd if you woke up one morning in a dark room and tied to a bed, and there was a mouse running up and down ur cock and you could feel yourself getting closer and closer to cumming from the sensation of the mouse
>>41117725i think in the witcher books wasn't there a creepy old wizard who had like a tower full of magically summoned scantily clad women
>>41117725the only post here that’s worth replying to
>>41117718I was wearing them when i was like 8, maybe you're unknowingly dating two 8 year olds in a trench coat.
>>41117754its full of remarkably detailed drawings of oiled up femboys wrestling each other
>>41117734>>41117753they're ugly my ribcage is too large and they're too small its just weird
>>41117740Just take estrogen already, you failed male pussy. Holy shit, you will never be a real man
>>41117759oh no yea for sure unknowingly for sure
>>4111774330 year old boomer here. I wear my socks damn neer to me knees with shorts
my wizard lets me walk around his tower freely, i just have to be oiled up at all times
tttt dead today
>>41117475Why would she resent me ? I'll treat her with love, or is she going to resent me because now she's hot and i'm not on her level ? Complicated stuff
>>41117740I'm not your fucking therapist, you pussy. You fell and bruised your ankle when you were 11, BOO FUCKIN' HOO
>>41117752The reality of being a man is that you're also focused into draining gendered roles in a relationship but women simply refuse to acknowledge that those roles exist, how taxing they are and how women reinforce them. Women instead expect to be liberated from their undesired roles then slap men on the wrist when we want to be liberated from our own. Women understand this very well, which is why you love to deflect, just like you're doing now.
>>41117761>my ribcage is too largeYOU ARE NOT jade slade from grooby girls lil bro
>>41117766BASED BASED BASEDNEED
Tranner gf that likes pistachio ice cream
When did socks go the other way? Do I need to wear tall tube socks now? People used to get mocked for that
All the man-hating ITT>:,(
>>41117777well deserved quads
>>41117770Are we also unfairly forced into playing therapist when you whine about men on here? Or is it only men making you play therapist when we say something you don't want to hear? I'm trying to figure out the rules here.
>>41117771we can both be in draining gender roles if you know what i mean babe <3
>>41117755Bust a powerful nut on that mouse to send her flying team rocket style
>>41117767don't worry, its after 12, so Americans should be waking up to make absolute garbage posts I say this as an American. when Im here anytime after midnight and before 12 noon, its pretty good to talk. I hate that the worst posters wake up in their moms house around 12 or 1 to shit this place up
>>41117771i have no interest in deflecting. i completely acknowledge the strict gendered roles men are forced into and how harmful that is for them. i want to communicate openly and try and reduce the burden of that on us both as much as possible. i don't think that removes the need to acknowledge the inherent power dynamic between the two and seek to deconstruct iti have no desire to punish men even when it comes across that way i gain nothing from that. i just want us to find a way to love each other despite all of this baggage
>>41117784>I'm trying to figure out the rules here.just stop being a little faggot. no one likes men that complain and whine like you do. that shit is for women and faggots aka trannies
>>41117777chaser bf that will eat choc chip mint icecream with me
>>41117784that's just well deserved backlash for your cowardly and incessant pedophilic coomer nature, get used to it champ. Maybe police your own kind better
>>41117777i like pistachio ice cream :D i like salted pistachio the best. theres a place here that makes it really well i was thinking it might be a cute date spot. but im worried ice cream is too like childish of a date idea :/>>41117766its for your own good. its uhh. magic repelling oil. for all the magic. yeah put some more on that little butt of yours
>>41117807okayy, but my butt is NOT little!!!!
>>41117787husband material. innovative, cool under pressure, and virile
>>41117790eh i'm going to work soon will be there til about 8 tonight.
>>41117805Fuck are you talking about, you accuse everyone to be a pedo indiscriminately anyways, a guy could be 35 dating a 64 year old woman you'd still call him a pedo at first glance lmao
>>41117815yes yes your butt is big and bountiful keep rubbing that oil in there. go play with your friends. it looks like they need some more oil too.
If a wizard starts speaking mumbo jumbo and flailing his arms around me I'm punching him right in the face.
>>41117822ok but why would you as a 35yo man date a 64yo woman. she doesn't even have her bus pass yet. thats literally grooming>>41117803this is not good. chasers talking about their feelings is a good thing. its just important to try and do it in a way that like. we can both work on. instead of just complaining about shit we can't change or mitigate you know what i mean
>>41117822shut the fuck up pedo, you only want to date a 64 year old woman because their brain has degraded to a senile and obedient status, their fragile old woman bones making them easier to manipulateyou're one sick fucking chaser scumbag
>>41117807>was thinking it might be a cute date spot. but im worried ice cream is too like childish of a date ideaArt exposition or movie into ice cream and a walk is my favorite date format amd i'm 24
tfw actually mogged by jade
>>41117787its a boy mouse. youre gay
>>41117841did jade post? haven't seen her in a long time
>>41117841she has had a gazillion surgeries
>>41117838excellent research data i am also 24 so this is as useful as it could possibly be. i definitely like a date that's like open air or walking vibes but it makes a lot of sense to add something beforehand so there's a natural common topic to talk about... thank you for the advice im writing it down ill check out if there's any cool art expos i want to go see nearby. there's a gallery i like that's near the ice cream place... its all coming together...
>>41117835>>41117837Aaaaaaaaaaah i can't fucking win even though my ideal woman is a 35 year old burnt out salarywoman i'm still a cheddaphile.
>>41117848no some guy just mentioned her sry
>>41117681Me with black people
>>41117856rat fuck, you're gonna get a lactose intolerance cuz you got no rizz and you can't get any cheese, incel ratto
>>41117854Exactly you get it the movie or the art expo gives you something to talk about, it's my strategy for being an awkward autistic guy who has nothing to talk about withbpeople he just met.
>>41117853thought it was just ba?? either way im still the biggest ogrehon in gen -_-
why are trannies so averse to worki'm trying to help this one tranner get a job and she's like o i don't work mornings o i don't like doing half the job responsibilities like jfc suck it up
>>41117842Impossible my strong hormones would turn the mouse into a girl like frogs when there's too much pollution in the water.>>41117816You know what's up
>>41117890Bc why do i have to work
>>41117890Don't waste your time on ppl like that, they gotta realize it on their own, and thay usually happens when their neetbucks get cut off or their parents stop providing
if you could have any food teleport in front of you right now, what would it be?I'd like big slice of new York style pizza
>>41117874It's over for all the rat boys seeking mature lactating women to make chedda with, them foids deregulated the chedda market and are going for the top 20% mill drinkers.
>>41117614I think I did pretty good, only been shooting twice
>>41117905Envueltos
It's unfair how the druids protected the wizards assets during the dark times. The king was justified in declaring a war on all bats after his sister got burned to a crisp by a fireball. Us normal folk we're eating good and making a pretty penny by exterminating all the bats from the land until those damned druids got in the way. Fucked up what they did to our crops for those years until the king backed down and let them enforce their will upon our kingdom.
Trannies who have a job <3
>>41117853good for her>>41117856my ideal woman is also a 35yo burnt out salarywoman. lets work hard so we have something to offer them im working on humble home cooking and shoulder massages. honestly its that or a 35yo burnt out salaryman im worried im glorifying employment im not about that life
>>41117905probably some beef wellington and roast potato's that sht is yummmmyy i love cooking it but its such a pain ;-;
>>41117226>the sotce situationcan someone provide a qrd?
>>41117890hikkineeting is an important part of tranny culture please do not be disrespectful>>41117877rightttt honestly ive practiced enough that im not so bad at making conversation anymore but like. its still hard to break that ice right... thank you for the tips im cheering us both on
New>>41117926New>>41117926New>>41117926
i thought sotce was a cis anafluencer i follow her on tiktok. is it a different sotce>>41117922im working on it... please be patient... it is hard out here
>>41117916Horrible fucking groupings. How can you protect a tranny gf with these groupings? These groups are wider than Dakota’s asshole. Someone get this faggot grouplet out of here
>>41117856dawgy goes a little overkill with the chaser hate sometimes i just do it to keep chasers in check
>>41117941fuck you beat me to it i was gonna make the same qott again
>>41117944>im working on it... please be patient... it is hard out hereI'll take you on a date AFTER you land that job.
>>41117985if you cant love me at my hikkineet you dont deserve me at my tech transbian
>>41117905I would have whatever Donald Trump is having for lunch materialize in front of me, but I would only have it teleport just as he was about to take his first bite.
>>41117905Alien.
>>41118005I would but I need to be sure you're not after me just for my wealth and the stability I would bring to your life. I have been burned.
>>41118031dont worry i have a long trail of unemployed exes behind me my commitment to unstable broke men is undeniable
>>41118050>dont worry i have a long trail of unemployed exes behind me my commitment to unstable broke men is undeniable
there is simply no good reason for me to not be more popular
>>41118024lol>>41118030interesting choice. we don't even know the consequences of eating an alien species would be.
>>41118331Probably a yum filled tum.
