Fucking plants is okay though, right?
>>41128856>>41128830those arent pants its the fruit. real plant fuckers post flower
>>41128865>fruits are not plants
>>41128872they are not. if you want to argue seeds are then we can have a discussion. but fruits themselves are not plants they are from plants.
>>41128865I don’t get how a flower could be sexy
>>41128830It is okay, there’s nothing morally wrong about fricking plants, but people will think you’re weird. However… DO NOT STICK A CUCUMBER UP YOUR BUTT. Proper sex toys have flared bases that ensure you don’t lose it up there. You do not want to go to the hospital for having a vegetable stuck inside of you.Tulips are my favorite flower, but if I were a plant I would be a dogwood tree. Those have pretty flowers too
>>41128894its literally the sexual organs of a plant??
>>41128894i do
>>41128883Maybe the equivalent would be fucking a ball of human hair, or like a congealed mass of vaginal discharge?
>>41128897i like magnolias and i was a tree i would be the tulip tree (magnolia family)