i just tried anal for the first time and it was fucking awful.. It felt like taking a shit and it just felt weird and gross and bad. I hoped itd feel at least 1% as nice as having a vagina but it just doesnt. Im to dysphoric to jack off and anal is gross. How do i survive knowing ill probably never have the money for srs and am basically locked out of any sex act i may find enjoyable for the rest of my life?
>>41170224You'll get used to it
>>41170224Get a job and insurance that pays for srs
>>41170224Unironically a skill issue
wait till you find out more than half of women dont enjoy piv sex
>>41170260>>41170440>You get used to pain and shit stinkNice
>>41170446They enjoy it more than anal. Men don't understand how female bodies work, maybe thats why females have so much lesbian fantasies
User error, skill issue, zero prep, zero lube, zero technique, probably fucked a rapey dude with no chemistry, never learned how to do deep breathing or relax. Also you didn't masturbate with a dildo for 10-20 years before sex i bet.Clean your fucking ass and it won't stink you dumb bitch
>>41170495Asshole always stinks you poopy lover
>>41170495i cant imagine theres much technique involved in sticking a wet stick up your ass but whatever you say anon
>>41170224its blowing my anus that so many of you have 0 experience having anal sex. and dont know wtf you are doing.
>>41170224skill issue>>41170440>>41170495this>>41170531it smells like skin if you clean yourself, like any other body part
>>41170558You open up butthole and sniff it smells like shit no matter how you "wash"
>>41170579skill. issue. You can't even clean yourself properly
>>41170224try smoking a shitton of weedit really helps
>>41170581I have sniffed lots of buttholes, they all stink. I think you are just coping with being cucked by your anus
contrary to what everyone is saying, you're just not built for it, sorry. You could take shrooms to rewire but imo its either fucking amazing for you or you're just not built for itWeird question, but are you a very ticklish person?
>>41170639nvm its a poltourist thread. You literally cannot convince as anal is bad
>>41170531the humble soap:
>>41170803There is nothing bad about liking stinky poophole sex. You have some inner struggles if you have problems calling a shithole a shithole. Go enjoy your poopy smelling dick.
>>41170224anal is gross and feels bad>>41170446vaginal is.. betteri like intimacy with guys but in terms of orgasms my vibrator is better than any guy i've ever been with
>>41170224>I hoped itd feel at least 1% as nice as having a vaginaHow would you know?
>>41171981This. Srsussy is the answer
>>41171981The only thing you should do is have a healthy diet and you should do that whether you wanna put stuff up your butt or not. Everything else is just lardasses coping with their fast food and sugar poop.
good girls don't enjoy sex. sex is supposed to be dirty and weird for the girl. good sex is enjoyed by one person. the other one endures it because they want to please and submit.
>>41172186okay incel
>>41170495eat poop, pooplover>didn't masturbate with a dildo for 10-20 years before sexthat's just sad virgin faggot behavior
>>41170224You weren't ready for anal. You basically raped yourself.
>>41171894because a vgina would have the same nerve endings as my penis (generally) while also not being a disgusting rapestick.>>41172033now i just need to find 20k up my ass and a surgeon that wont decide to legally hate crime me with a botched surgery.>>41170632i would but i have a job and college i have to drive to, cant be high all the time as fun as that sounds
>>41173616Anal is rape
>>41170224i remember my first time trying anal (with a dildo) and although i didn't finish i was so relaxed and blissful afterwards, it was like i got a full body massage. u probs tried too hard, take it slow and build up to it u cant just go crazy for ur first time.
>>41175354It has never felt good for me. There is a reason why its exit only
>>41175392not to be mean but maybe ur just not meant to be with men, if your first time doing buttstuff was in your late teens its over
>>41175420you can have sex with men without penetration, frotting exists
>>41175483pp is designed to penetrate things
>>41170224its okay even with srs it feels the same as anal. join the club
In my experience anal can feel good (very good, much better than anything else) but only if you are already very aroused. I can do other stuff if I'm only kind of into it and it will still be physically pleasurable, but if I'm only kind of aroused anal just feels bad
>>41176667i could actually see this, cus it didnt feel unpleasant neccessarily just very neutral and mildly gross cus the sensation reminded me so much of shitting, but i think if someone i cared about was doing it to me itd be hotter.
>>41170224God I wish someone would fuck me in the ASS.
>>41170224>It felt like taking a shityou didn't clean your ass out properlyif you feel like you have shit inside your ass it's because you have shit inside your ass, it's a chemical trigger not just a physical onewhen your asshole is fully clean of shit, putting things up there doesn't give you the shit feeling
>>41170224probably a skill issue or you went too big. I'm not exactly a fan of anal but it shouldn't really be that bad
>>41179697i bought the smallest dildo they had at the sex store (about 5 inches) and lubed it properly.
>>41170224You only learn to like anal after you cum from it at least once.
>>41179710and you just shoved it up your ass? no plug before? not even a finger? and what you just rammed it in and out? I'm so confused. have you never even put anything up ur butt before this?
>>41179773i didnt think id have to prepare in advance for masturbation
>>41170224Youre supposed to kiss and get your hole massaged at the same time and your tits felt up and licked and your balls groped until you are begging him to put it in and there is no doubt in your heart, and no stress making your hole painfully tight. t. fucked bottoms, troons, womens ass, its the same shit no matter what, warm yo hoe up like a classic car>>41179722 youre a retard nigga i came hands free the first time i bottomed and he was like 6.5 in and thick, make out to ate me out, until i asked for it n just followed the glowy feeling inside me, its all about how aroused you are. and copying that technique has led me to never have a bad time!
>>41180501>kiss and get your hole massagedGay sex is repulsive desu
>>41170793Nta but I am ticklish and sometimes it gets in the way of sex. Anal feels good to me but not always. Wrt it being a skill issue, I agree, it truly does seem like something I’m getting better at (better at prepping, better at enjoying). Why do you ask?
>>41180174Based retard>>>/d/analgen and learn
