js painted during sex. im so inferior to a cis woman its not even funny. it got on the sheets when i got off the bed and i broke down silent crying while using the vacuum carpet cleaner to get it out of the mattress. he left at some point during this and ive blocked him on everything. i hate being a tranny faggot so much its unbearable literally everything is either a humiliation or just shittier to do as a troon. ill never live this down its just pure suifuel.
She painted?
>>41193582Like.... poop, or what
>>41193596yes
>>41193582this is crazy why did he leave lmao? i used to not douche when i went on dates specifically so i could pull an "i'm on my period" strat but they would just ask to anyway. And you know what, no shame, i would let them. So don't feel bad nona, now i have srs and i can be lazy and take dick without a problem. Hang in there
>>41193582Aw it‘s fine nona. He was a douchebag for leaving.
>>41193582Why can't trannies into douching
U only need 1 tablespoon of psyllium husk everyday to never have problems like theseAncient greek boys got fucked no problem without doushing because they at a fuckton more fiber than modern bottoms
>>41193611OhIf I actually liked a girl I wouldn't really care about this at all, ymmv though ofc
>>41193728personally speaking of course, if a person i met for a hookup shat out a huge turd log on her bed and then started crying while vacuuming the shit of her mattress i would excuse myself
>>41193785>logyou have never had anal sex
>>41193795sorry i should have specified a mashed up turd log, shat out on to the bed during sex and then vacuumed up by a crying trans woman, it just isn't very appealing to me
>>41193815right but the sweet thing to do because you were just fucking her and she's obviously vulnerable would be to say something nice or offer to help her clean
>>41193582sucks but this happened twice and my bf still loves me. You gotta learn how to deal with your body and be with the right person who loves you for you>>41193712this. Fiber is key and psyllium husk is an easy supplement
>>41193833what would you recommend? "hey sweaty its okay we all grunt out a mashed up log on the linens every now and again, would you like some help sucking the shit off your mattress?"
>>41193863please do not have sex holy shit lol. yeah maybe something like >"hey i'm so sorry you shouldn't be embarrassed, we were having anal, this kind of thing happens sometimes, do you want me to grab you a change of clothes or something?"
>>41193863this person has never had sex
Okay but how much poop was there? You reacted poorly, had a fit in front of the random hookup, and he probably left because he felt just as embarrassed and fucked up as you. Why did you block him? No apology for shitting all over his dick? Christ.
>>41193888>>41193905You really do not want to stick your dick into the arsehole of a transgender male to female and then get faeces mixed with lubricant, anal mucous and pre-ejaculatory seminal fluid all over your dick; unless you have scatological fetishes i suppose. It is imperative if you want to have penetrative sex with a transgender woman that she has thoroughly cleaned all the shit out of her craphole. Transgender women also have disproportionate rates of mental illness, this can lead to problems with hygiene and executive dysfunction with the downstream issue of transgender women potential not thoroughly cleaning all the shit out of their arse. Imagine for a moment sinking your dick into the shithole of a transvestite and being greeted by impacted shit logs or a mush of tarry stool. It is an eventuality you ought be prepared for. Another issue is dating transgender women with irritable bowel disorders and other dysfunctions of the shit system. An even more alarming scenario to the one previous is penetrating the arsehole of a transvestite and then being blasted with liters of liquid diarrheal shit and filth all over your cock and balls and stomach - not to mention your bed linens. You don't want your nice date to end with torrential fountains of shit flowing in great rivulets from the arsehole of your date.
>>41193989you have never had anal sex
>>41193995Are you aware that cis women cannot become constipated? Cis women are able to insert a finger into their vagina to digitally manipulate impacted faeces and clear their rectal cavity. As I am sure everyone will experience occasionally in their lifetime, constipation can degrade quality of life; women's ability, therefore, to be able to manually extricate impacted shit out of their own arseholes is a major benefit for the fairer sex. My question is: does the latest cutting edge Indian sex reassignment surgeries allow trans women to manually evacuate impacted excrement from their rectum? Is digital manipulation of impacted shit accumulated in the anus of a transwoman through the artificial vaginal opening a high priority to medical researchers? And does manual shit extraction tilt you toward one procedure over another?
>>41194001.... What?
>>41194001>anatomical knowledge of an average moidHave you ever had sex yes or no? Simple question and if you type another paragraph I'll definitely know the answer.
>>41194001i have an insurance vagina and have no problem doing that. Top secret tip though, preop girls can do this easily, they just have to wash under their finger nails after they do it
>>41194051Just push on your perineum you disgusting skank
>>41193582Bruh how do you people take it up the ass without full clear out? Like I am the elusive tranny top but even when I bottom I literally douche
>>41194032If you are straining when you shit for months at a time you have severe constipated shit impacted arsehole that will likely need a visit to a medical professional for manual digital faeces evacuation to remove the the blockage of turds in your rectum. Further, straining in an attempt to blast out the constipated shit logs from your arsehole puts you at risk of developing hemorrhoids which are painful engorged blood vessels inside the rectal cavity in severe cases it could even lead to anal fissures or a rectal prolapse which is when intestinal lining pushes out from your anal opening and requires medical attention. If if you feel or see a reddish bulge extending out of your anus when you are straining to shit the constipated turds out of your arse please immediately seek out a health professional. It would have been highly advantageous in these instances to be able to manually extricate impacted shit out of your own arsehole like ciswomen can. I beleive the time has come and the market is ripe for neovaginas with digital turd manipulation capabilities.
>>41194061can't even troll a phobe these days without some other bitch stabbing you in the back. this is why we can't have nice things around here you know that right? imagine if we had webms. fucking imagine., but nooooo. retard wench.
>>41193712notedtysm
>>41194072>>41194001>>41193989holy virgin retard
>>41194001HAHAHHAHA
>>41193582>41193596>>41193611>41193728>>41193785>41193795>>41193815>41193833>>41193863>41193888>>41193905>41193989omg
>>41194001Holy shit loooooool
>>41194001>Are you aware that cis women cannot become constipated?Stopped reading there
>>41194204no, really, read the whole thing, it's worth it KEK
>>41194072Or DTMC for short, as we say in the business. Lots of companies are on a negative turd manip delta and the insurance companies aren't happy.
>>41193582This has literally never happened to me
>>41193995Enjoy your tranny aids
>>41194299i'm the tranny, retard
>>41194376you pooped on a dick you chud
>>41194392not THAT tranny, just a tranny
>>41194416whatever you say poopdick chud.
>>41194416That IS all trannies thoughever
>>41194425it was me at some point sure, but now i have a surgerycooch
>>41194425although i'm not really having sex these days
>>41194450once a poopdick chud always a poopdick chud, chud.
>>41194458that's such an intricate frog never seen one like that
>>41194067nta and i prep before sex thoroughly but if im honest its often just not that deep. the horror stories imagined up in this thread are just not realistic. if you eat clean and high fiber and know your body its easy enough to know if you're ready or not, and the absolute worst case is like a tiny mess. when i do prep i literally just douche the tiniest amount, over prepping can be its own issue. anal sex doesn't go super deep and generally if you have good digestive health and don't need to poop theres nothing in there anyway, a quick douche to remove any residue and you're good to go for a little while.
>>41193582Babe, get a pussy for yourself. Its worth it.
>>41193712Ancient greek boys got tigh fucked. Anal sex is later stage sodomy that most people always avoided
>>41194001most women don't do this and it's probably only really useful if you have a rectocele which guys can't getbut yeah i can feel and push around poop vaginally not that it's a good tool to fix constipation (a better diet is a much better one)"splinting" if anyone is not familiar
>>41194001I am afab and I am constipated Please make this be true please I cant take it anymore seriously
>>41193582Poopy butthole feces sex is sad. Get srs
