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>>41195553I'm going to play league of legends all day (again).
>>41195733>League of LegendsI beg of you... please play something else
>>41195752league is good tho
my stand is Faggot Fucker and it fucks faggots idk I didn't watch jojo
>>41195733>balanced around pro play where accruing resources (gold) is difficult, so if someone in a match gets too much gold (getting more than 2 kills in laning phase for example), the game balance shits itself>based on stat increases (e.g. RPGs) instead of having fixed stats (e.g. fighting games) so if someone on the other side of the map gets fed you can't do much to win when you factor in optimal play (which doesn't happen but still)>the fact that the game is stat-based and balanced around optimal play means that mistakes are too punishing. giving first blood means your chances of winning the lane and therefore the game drastically diminish, as snowballing is part of the design of the game>a lot of one-sided lane matchups where your gameplan consists of staying under tower trimming waves and absorbing exp until the laning phase is over>ban system is shit because on one hand there are too many champions in the game and a lot of them overlap so every champion will have more than one bricked matchup, but on the other hand it punishes player specialization, making one-tricks hold the lobby hostage to avoid dodge penalties>role imbalance. top laners are low impact, adcarries are low agency. in optimal play, adcarries will spend most of the laning phase farming uninteractively until a jungler ganks. in ranked, this means the top and bot laners will rely a lot on random junglers and supports without voice comms>meta is never balanced. this is partly riot's fault but also probably inherent to the game design as champions are very asymmetrical to one another>despite the estochastic nature of the game, gameplans are very linear. finish lane phase, get vision before objectives, teamfight, stack dragons or get baron to push towers, repeat until gg
>>41195733>>41195796>a lot of games are decided at 15 to 20 minutes but you'll be held hostage until 40 minutes if your team doesn't agree to surrender>early game meta: game is over at 10 minutes and the next 10 consist of the losing team getting curbstomped while they pray for a gross misplay>late game meta: fuck around for 30 minutes doing nothing of consequence until one hypercarry scales and inevitably carries the game>fog of war can make the game too random but removing it would make the game stale and impossible to make progress>smurfing and boosting are problems since forever that riot doesn't care to do anything about (in fact, they encourage streamers and pros to smurf)>no voice comms in a fast paced team coordination game>game balance is a mess, on purpose. they can't make the game fundamentally interesting so they need to arbitrarily shake up the meta to avoid staleness, by giving unfair advantages to certain champions and therefore certain players, as no one can play every champion to a satisfactory level>no linux support because of invasive anti-cheat measures (at least they work)
>>41195809All true, league is shit. Still queueing up for rank though
>>41195792unironically you will low diff the average jojo antagonist with this stand
>>41195553Questions to FtM AFABs:>You know that you will always be shorter, weaker, smaller and less intelligent than cismen, then why do you mutilate your body with testosterone? Why won't you use the only asset that AFABs have (looks) to get leverage?
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>>41196155I'm tall and have a gfWhy would anything else matter
>>41195553my stand is thug shaker and hes literally just an oiled up black guy twerking anyone who fights me immediately forfeits from the mental trauma>qott2idk im just chilling im probably gonna drive to atlanta and get some pizza with my dad in a little bit
>>41196363How's your lesbian doing?
>>41196363dont respond to the bait hes just gonna shit up the thread more
>>41194285shut up, i unironically hope you get into a car crash
>>41196551Good! She doesn't like getting called a lesbian though idk why so don't. She got mad at me 2 days ago because I had a *tiktok repost* about being a lesbian.>>41196559No I can't stop I have to talk about my girlfriend
>>41196604>No I can't stop I have to talk about my girlfriendBased. I LOVE MY BOYFRIEND btw if any of you care
i wish i was angel devil from the hit critically acclaimed anime and manga "Chainsaw Man". i wish i was a cute bishie. alas im a simple theyfab, and doomed to live out my fate forevermore
just got my 14 month wait for top surgery extended to a 36 month wait for top surgery.. why didn't i get on the lost sooner? why shouldnt i just cancel and detroon? i cant pass without top surgery. i cant date. i cant swim. i cant go outside in the summer. i cant work certain jobs. i cant go to college
>>41197150i could do your top surgery for you anon...the only thing id request in return is that i get to keep the excised fat to use as lard.
>>41197150You can get pregnant tho
>>41197203i don't want to
>>41197150It probably won't really be 36 months
>qotti would call it never meant and its kind of like pucci’s whitesnake except instead of dreaming it just puts you in mental purgatory of your worst fears and nightmares—idk, i need to workshop it more>qott2finish stone ocean and wait for sbr
i want to be raped and beaten and verbally abused by another ftm until im crying and sobbing. i want to be raped by a cute tboy who hates me, i want him to take my virginity by force. i want him to slap me before shoving my face in his crotch, i want him to sit on my face, i want him to give me attention only when he's pent up and horny, i want him to tell me that this is all im good for. i want to shave my body for him, just so he can enjoy the view of pounding me. id cum so hard my vision goes black, and he'd pull out of me and just start biting me and slapping me and choking me and punching me while im still in a daze. after he finishes, he walks away and leaves me to my own devices, cunt stretched out and tdick still throbbing and twitching. i want to tell him i love him when he rapes me, just for him to stare back coldly and give no response. his lashes and punches just get rougher and harder. i want him to call me a scarred up, ugly, stupid piece of fuckmeat. i want him to make me wear a paper bag over my head or just strictly fuck me in doggy too. i want him to make subtle off-hand comments about how unattractive i am, and destroy my self esteem completely. all the while i worship him like a god, i beg for the privilege to even kiss his pits or even for him to piss on me. sorry i just got back on t and it's fucking me up
>>41195796>>41195809>staying under tower trimming waves and absorbing exp until the laning phase is overIf your minions reach tower they'll bounce back, which let's the enemy slowpush and eventually freeze the wave on his side of the lane. He can then follow up by zoning you from the xp.>top laners are low impactEither tp bot at drake spawn if the enemy is a bully adc, or contest void grubs.Also, as the Baus says, if there are 5 contesting, then you have a free tower.>gameplans are very linearNot if you have a roaming support or a high skill champion. Or a split pusher. Or someone who knows how to play mid.>this means the top and bot laners will rely a lot on random junglers and supports without voice commsSince you haven't said anything about midlaners you might be wood rank.Learn macro: prio, wave management, fundamentals.
>>41195733Awful.Me too
Do LoL players lack friends to play better games with or do they really enjoy LoL?
>>41197747it's a good game idknot world shattering but it's easy to sink time into and also fun to piss people off
>>41197700How's life cutie? >>41197804How old are you?
>>41195772exceedingly common flux L
>>41197804I found Smite to be more fun. LoL was boring even with friends. Pokemon Unite was more entertaining than LoL desu
Why do you always get those nasty as septum rings. Have you ever seen a normal cis male with them? Probably not, so why do you get them. Every time I see someone "presenting male" with one of those things I either think they are some fucked in the head mentally ill person or an ftm that would have otherwise stealthed well if not for that red flag on their nose.
how bad does my chest looknin my workshirt?
>>41198892your hips are so much worse that it distracted me from your chest
>>41198892Chest is fine I only notice the huge hips sorry bruh
>>41198935>>41198945it normally doesnt hang like that. its loose around the hips. its all staticy because i didnt dry it on the roght setting
>>41199022nta but you have 11 year old girl shoulders.
>>41199022Makes your hips look huge and shoulders look tiny
>>41198892pull your shirt tight behind you back...I wanna see what were working with
STOP ABANDONING ME
>>41199262You should get a partner that doesn't leave every couple of days
>>41198884I'm sure this message will reach the vast amount of 4chan using ftms with septum rings
>>41198331Goin well, was supposed to go on a date/hang out thing today but that ended up getting cancelledGot all pretty for no reason baka, prolly just gonna fuck around on discord
>>41197135I wish I could impregnate angel devil
>>41197700Rank?
>>41197747I got all my friends into lol and playing with them makes me enjoy
>>41199262>>41199289fr get someone who you can keep on a leash and put in a crate
>>41198884its girlbrained shit to be sure
>>41199416Too shit for how long I’ve been playing
>>4119833130>>41198599just fell to my knees in a walmart>>41198872lol may be shit but it's my shit at this point
i think i have a sissification kink i am legit agp. how do i rid myself of these brainworms this is very embarrassing
>>41199526There’s no Walmart in bongland>>41199615Get in line we all do
>>41199644is that true? i feel like such a little freak for being into all the degen shit that i am
>>41199289Do you volunteer?
>>41199663If I had to make a genuine guess I’d say around 30%~ of this gen is into that type of shitIt’s chill to be a degen, it’s 2025 no one cares
