qott: Do you want kids? If so, surrogacy or adoption?old>>41198046
>>41199604I would look for a husband who has a sister willing to be a surrogate. At least that way that's the closest we could have to a genetically related nuclear family
>>41199783the ideal scenario is having some distant cousin who had a child but doesn't want it
Do you guys have any tips on meeting other men? I'm getting back into dating after 10 years. I really hate grindr but I feel i don't have much of a choice. That's how i met my first two exes.
>>41199604I don't want kids at all, they consume all your money, energy, and time, and I want all of that for myself
>>41201806but they give you attention
>>41199604hell no. gay parenting gives me the ick it feels wrong
I'm slayer and I just have to say that I have gotten jungle fever from posting about BBC and am currently hospitalized
>>41202599but you think men and women are all good parents together?
my ex unironically suggested having one of our female friends give birth to a kid for us. it feels like i dreamed that shit up but i swear to god he unironically thought of that as if there was any way in hell he could find a girl to do that and why the fuck would i want that lmfao
>>41202612im not diving into semantics ur always gonna find an argument
and gays wonder why they die alone
i wanna be a gay dad
>>41202656I mean its weird that you assume male partners are gonna suck at parenting when there's SO many abusive straight parents out there
I would have kids for the welfare money but every time I get pregnant I have an abortion
>>41202667he is simply too much of a pussy to outright say “i think other gays are child molestors”
>>41202661Because they realize too late that masc4masc is the only thing built to last
>>41202675>every time i get pregnant i have an abortionis that what you call cum farts
I want my boyfriend to propose to me and make me his cute wife. Then I want to adopt children with him.
>>41202679and they think straight people don't abuse and molest? like what
if artificial eggs become available, then my bf and i can reproduce
think of those little spermies looking to find an egg and instead they swim around in anal mucus and shit
>>41202697My ex used to want me to cum fart but it was too embarassing plus the smell was bad and I kept telling him I think it's shit and he was like no it's rotten cum from last night babe :) ;_;
>>41202719i just got so hard so fast it made me feel like i was going to black out
>>41202720lmfaooo
>>41202720>>41202661
>>41202364But I'm not, honest
>>41202706Then troon out or at least use hrt
>>41202743I sure hope all of you guys aren't taking hrt right? right?
>>41202733Worst part is it was yellow liquid coming out so it was like shit or mixed with shit basically and he still was like no it's super hot ;_;
My dad just got diagnosed with cancer. I'm so glad I'm getting my inheritance sooner sisters.
>>41202753if anything id be taking testosterone lol
>>41202753I’m a masc4masc gay but twinks get used and thrown away it’s not good if they want long term
>>41202755he probably had a slight scat fetish lets be real. did u ever poop dick him? how did he react if so. was he ever like idc if ur clean or not?
>>41202709i think people believe you go to the adoption store and buy a kid and don’t get that it’s a very long process that costs like $60k out of pocket
I don't like it when guys want to do stuff and it's with poop I tried it once and it is not for me I can tell you that and once a guy wanted me to poop on his chest lol
>>41202758>it's ok for men to be femininedid someone say it wasn't?
>>41202781>i tried it oncenooooooooo lmfao
>>41202758Ok but everyone masculinizes as they age so juice up if you want to remain a feminine man
>>41202773He would insist that I'm clean even when I'm not I'm not sure if he ever got poop dick because it was a long time ago I think he didn't except for that bit of shit smelling yellowy cum mucus
>>41202799maybe femininity isn't just about appearance
fem 4 fem, it's only a matter of when >.<
GD really is the mother teresa of gay sex, he will do anything
if i post my btc wallet and get enough money ill post my uncensored ass
>>41202854wasnt mother teresa evil?
I love hole
>>41202909no
>>41202909what do you have that every fat fuck on grindr doesn’t
>>41202910i have no idea i just remember gd saying hes the mother teresa of taking poz loads
i miss cersei. she wouldve ripped sneed to shreds
>>41202909fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me fuck me
>>41202930I took poz loads because I thought that if they take their medication their the safest because they wouldn't be able to infect you vs someone who doesn't know they have it..
i could open grindr for 1 minute and get 5 unsolicited flabby pancake ass pics why would anyone on the planet pay for that
sneed is cute but his entire gimmick is posting the same photos of himself endlessly
>>41200076i do volunteer work. works best in a queer city obv
>>41202945depends on your bodytypeim picky >>41202923im not that fat im stocky and blocky and bricked up
https://youtu.be/AQXVHITd1N4?si=_XYQvev7ZnYm3M5MHonest thoughts
>>41202835Yeah I get what you mean.
>>41202994lol
>>41202909You're getting in shape.
>>41202994i'm not sure why this is funny i just know it is
>>41203020>>41202999You guys think that's funny wait for this
>>41203034Aww the file name is supposed to be "how Asians were made"
>>41203041LOL
im effeminate
>>41203041jesus fucken christ mate get a grip
>>41203064hi effeminate i’m anon
>>41203066I'm laughing because you NEVER let a man effect you that way okay promise me you won't ever love men/boys okay that's how they hurt you
>>41203078my family denies my effeminacy
>>41203066why u simping for a straight dude you dont even know anymore
>>41203104yes i was in a 2 yr relationship. but you move on
https://youtu.be/PlRn5bGF_4o
>>41203094its ok to love to that extent but you have to move on eventually when its over>straight thohell nah why u love a straight dude lol
>>41203137have u tried to meet other guys. you seem like you have zero self respect u letting this dude who prolly doesnt give a shit abt u live rent free in ur head
delta why didn't you go to Folsom??
Do you guys think that I am handsomer than dan
>>41203155i mean i get the grieving over a friend part but u cant be simping for guys who dont want you. if hes straight he would never have wanted u
>>41203174dan is hotter but also kind of ogre like so hes uglier at the same time in a way
>>41203064umm, okay.
>>41203096are you gay gay
let's all take minox and become bearshttps://www.reddit.com/r/minoxidil/comments/vxeoft/oral_minoxidil_body_hair_growth/
>>41203174No you have aids
i am dreaming of gbf. some day, we'll meet, i just know it! hopefully i'm everything he's ever wanted, and more :p
>>41203218Why are 30/40
i would say you look more normal than dan, he looks kinda weird. but i find it hot how hairy he is
i'm squeak >.<
>>41203270Over* 30/49
cya paige
>>41203215im like gay and a halfim fem but not ultra fem and its a weird space to be in
hnng..
Squeak >.<
i wanna sniff a fag's balls
>>41203326i wanna sniff a bears hole
>>41203329gross
>>41203310Ic ic makes sense
>>41203333braaaaaaap
i dont even know what i would do with a skinny guy. wouldnt they feel like a bag of bones when u cuddle
>>41203370would you prefer someone with more meat?
Lying so awake things I can't escape lately I just turn them into demons https://youtu.be/gvzC8MmC850?si=62yt3kAaevReEgpe
>>41203370They do, I fucked a tall lanky guy and his bones were sharp and awkward. Sexually not enough mass to fondle, cuddlewise nothing to hold. Not warm
I wanna be software https://youtu.be/qnk9ovzMLy8?si=QW5U24fveDf3_5bj
Would you rather be a vampire or an android
What mental diseases are you have
Just unlocked a new dungeon in FFXIV.
>>41203502What mtg deck colour do you run I run a black deck...
I used to have meat hook massacre it's a magic card but I solded it for money to the card shop
>>41203686broken bs card you should have bought ozempic with the proceeds
>>41203694I bought food instead I was homeless and this was before I got my monthly tugboat
>>41203708come on you can’t set me up for a fat joke like that
what kind of person gets fat while homeless there’s too much excess
I got fat from eating garbage literally out of dumpsters
>>41203764the dumpster behind the sperm bank
gd was tossing back cups of cold spoiled cum like they were oysters
Ewwww
>>41203828is it true it tastes better coming up than going down
When I was a kid there was a wheelchair kid in my class who used to sing little rabbit fufu and scream nigger in the back of the class lol I think about him all the time
Little Bunny Foo Foo,Hopping through the forest,Scooping up the field mice,And bopping them on the head.(Spoken)Down came the Good Fairy, and she said,"Little Bunny Foo Foo,I don't want to see you,Scooping up the field miceAnd bopping them on the head."(Spoken)"I'll give you three chances,And if you don't behave,I'm gonna turn you into a goon!"
I play all the colors.
I don't think he was technically racist because he was blind but you have to wonder where he learned to scream the n word from
I like black because it's like so emo
My emo name is war raven
Black's the color of ambition, destruction, power and sacrifice.
>>41203971I like black and green the best
Everytime I do coke I throw the leftovers onto my lube. Good effect. Would recoment
what if your bf randomly has an aneurysm and leaves you widowed. doesn't it make sense to get a new bf then? unless you really believe in soul mates or something. if i died, i expect my bf to move on and get the dick that he deserves. i know i would. a man's got needs, needs that cannot be denied...
>>41203993That would just numb your dick would it not? 0_0
My ex boyfriends dad was flirting with me
Cum farts
cum sharts
>>41204003did someone say it wasn’t okay idgi
>>41199604fags stay away from kids
butterball cezary projecting his pædophilia onto others again
Fuck im addicted to emotionally manipulating vulnerable trans girls and making them my cum dump...
>>41204277Piss off slayer
>>41204263whats the gotchachild-rearing is the woman's job, i vote against fag marriage and fag adoption, any self-respecting gay man has no interest in parenthood to begin with
>>41204369you literally like asians, your opinion is worthless
Why did they kill Joan Rivers?
>>41204402for calling michael out
i miss when you could call a spade a spade and a knuckle dragging tranny a knuckle dragging tranny
"knuckle-dragging" has gotta be like one of the top 5 insults you can tack on to something
>>41199604No, kids are a pain
shiza stay away from kids
Penis
going to stop speaking to 9-5s it’s like trying to communicate with brain damaged dachshunds
it's not just your words and actions but it's also your thoughts that affect others and have a ripple effect on everyone, be thoughtful, be considerate, be loving, give compliments
>>41204688Dolly Parton wants to know your location
Pregnant bellies disgust me for some reason.
>>41204824you’re a member of the analist death cult and new life triggers the demon satan put in your butt
Would you consider dating a housebound differently abled trans man
white penis is a potent medicine in TCM so china invented transgenders to secure a steady supply
>>41204830That's a exclusive club....
I eat a lot of tofu i worrying about growing tits, is it a real problem?
>>41204581Based.
>>41204906No, that was just a gag in Fight Club, dummy.
>>41204964Lmao
Oh no
Test
>>41205019Z...MAN Perfect
Hello
Squeeze my cakes
why does man have such a sweet rectum?
Only 1 Z Man here.
I hope all the people who want kids and are good parents get to have them
my temu order is not coming and it's making me ANGERY >:(
>>41205049Statistically impossible but good heart in you.
ive never ordered from temu before, but it sucks when you buy a Chinese thing and it takes TWO MONTHS to show up.
>>41199604.
>>41203455Android no question, harder to permanently kill and also wireplay.
>>41205060you can just use a cucumber
My bf started kissing me forcing me and rubbing our cocks together. My knees get weak so he push me in my knees and push my face into his cock and balls mmmmmmmm
>>41205088This, and when you're done you can have a lovely salad.
reminder that if cum is the answer you're home
>>41205098im not homeim at a bus station
He cummed and left me horny.
gg, how old is your passport?mine expired 6 months ago...just made the ugliest pass photo i could kek
>>41205107you done fucked it up
I don't think I'll bother renewing mine
>>41205117yes, i am done, and i am fucked up
>>41205120y
>>41205107slayer tea
>>41204717i wished this guy "beauty" when he sneezed
>>41204395>>41204395xir opinion is worthless cause its fat and insane
>>41204277me too
>>41205161Creepy hohol
good morning gg
>>41205144>>41205144whats tea
is the new south park season even good?
>>41205194What's up?
>>41205194post mwood
>>41205195Something you clock
>>41205205whats clocking
>>41205196Not reallyIt's more of a documentary than a parody because reality is self parodying in 2025
Ich hab deinen Tee geclockt
Sad to see that Shiza has degenerated into a sissyspacek cloneOnce again proving that there is no one more homophobic than a failed tranny
>>41205227clock me baby one more time!
>>41205232i think she's worse actually, because at least sissy never simped for putin
>>41205232shiza and defatso sitting in a tree!oh noes!!!!! the trunk exploded!!1
>>41205201i woke up thinking about hot blond american men>>41205202what’s mwood
>>41205245I hope they both get murdered by their homophobe fathers no cap
>>41205058I know :c
LOOOOK AT IT!!!i killed it cause its coming right at me!!!!
>>41205260You have nice parents yes?
>>41205274Yes
>>41205294Very good what's up?
>>41205210Lmao how can they look at that and say with a straight face the yellow is the problem?
This makes me lol irl
>>41205196I hope they get fucking cancer and die. The first few episodes were good, the first time they’d been good in ages. Then chuckie squirt happened, and they delayed their next episode. Everyone got all excited thinking they’d go full back to the roots and make the most deranged shit imaginable, but it turned out they’d actually delayed it to cry like the bitch made pussies they are. They’ve now reverted back to their default “I’m not a right-winger I just agree with them on most things and vote for them!” bullshit. Wouldn’t even mention Kirk in passing and put out some unwatchable centrist filler slop about Gaza.
I just sneezed
>>41205327The same way that Hitler blamed Germany's problems on communists unironicallyThe average human is just too easy to mislead and control and will revert to a tribal monkey with the slightest incentive
Help me I’m falling down
>>41205355yeah, that gaza episode was kinda lame, they still have some time to redeem themselves with the season tho
The only thing I know about South Park is that Paris Hilton left the creators absolutely seething
>>41205320I just came back from a late night dinner with my mom ^-^What about you?
>>41205409Is it not morning in California? I making chicken broth
What's up here in your gen fagsAny trades
>>41205438Trade what?
>>41205452CP, probably
>>41205438>>41205452>>41205496Trade means DL/Straight me you dumb retards
>>41205504Sorry luv we don't all work the AIDS circuit
>>41205504We are very smart here
>>41205512Then why are you here if you’re not gay?
imagine getting killed by a fucking COW how embarassing
>>41205514I posted in her gen
>>41199604You can't walk naked around the house if you have kids around.
>>41205355>They’ve now reverted back to their default “I’m not a right-winger I just agree with them on most things and vote for them!” bullshit.Lol wut? The co creator is jewish and they've been anti Trump for the better half of a decade while saying nothing about bidet or obonga
Taking a shit on the Charlie Kirk memorial as we speak.
>>41205504Kinda surprised boys here don't know
>>41205504that's not true. you don't know the meaning of the words you use
I need to get it off my chest. Screenshot OKI'm proud pure American. I don't understand slav languages. Or speak. I'm not a fuckin commie.
>>41205391They forgor that she has elite blue reptile blood and can play ball with her superior intellect, unlike the random “the claw has chosen me” lower class accidental celebrities that will have hilarious reactions like Ye
>>41205573Ok, and? We all knew you were just larping as a slav, babe.
I’m feeling very sad.
>>41205355to be fair they probably didn't want the studio to be shot up by some kirk loyalist psycho
>>41205607Thank you for accepting real me.>>41205609Why?
>>41205566Yes it ishttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trade_(gay_slang)
>>41205626I’m just very stressed
>>41205638Why
>>41205627did you read that?
>>41205548>jewishJews that identify with being Jewish are very pro MIGA>anti TrumpThey made one of the fan favorite characters play him and did their best to make him out as a well-meaning fool, which is realistically as positive as you can be without making the lying too obvious. In the run up to the 2016 election they ran nothing but culture wars and trannies to rile up the base to get out of their trailers and sister’s anuses to vote. They introduced the unwatchable Tegridy stuff soon after so they wouldn’t have to talk about him ruining everything. 2021-24 back to culture wars, 2025 brief ray of sanity and now back to culture wars.
>>41205611Yet they weren’t worried about the alleged “violent left” when the only joke on the show was “lol faggots” for two decades, curious.
>>41205643Work and other life stuff. I need to try to sleep.
>>41205661Oh my fucking god please tell me those MAGA kipas are AI
>>41205675Tell me about everything stress you if you want.
>>41205661The majority of jews in the usa voted for kameltoe and the ones who voted orange nigger are mostly israeli dual citizens. I make fun of trannies too because they brainwash cute twinks and tomboys. Regardless it's been anti trump for the last decade.
fascism is a scam
>>41205686Thank you for being nice. I have to sleep now. I’m very tired.
>>41205709OK anon I'll be here all day every day
>>41199604
I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free
>>41205762Awful workspace. I'm not even an interior design gay, but this shit makes me cringe.
I want to learn something about you gg.
>>41205527Could be worse. I have family who does farming and they told me people die bc they fall into giant vats of cow shit
>>41203570colorless
>>41205679I’m sorry you had to find out this wayhttps://www.amazon.com/A1-Skullcap-Trump-Chap%C3%A9u-Yarmulke/dp/B082WN5R2X
>>41203971black is the color of the self (the ego).each color is am aspect of humanity.white is the spirit (society)blue is the mind (logic)red is the heart (passion)green is the body (instinct)colorless is the absence of humanity.
>>41205086>childmolesting robotso chatgpt?
>>41205876debaser is not fat enough and which one is thorny?
>>41205259my dad is more tolerant than me lol hes pro fags adopting and i always have to tell him it's not right
>>41205116confiscated.prisoners aren't allowed to leave anon.
>>41205876i wish i was a tripfag
>>41205915okay, i hate israel now
>>41205954You enjoy being bullied?
>>41206010so beautiful eyes. who is he?
>>41205938how are you such a hateful bpdemon when your father is that chill?!
>>41206023Roman PartizanHe is what I wish I was.
>>41205876I like huffin gooch
>>41206035Too close to the ass for me.
>>41206032thenks timurlane
>>41206010what can i say? i'm a masochist.
>>41206065You're welcome. How are you?>>41206085I accept you and your fetish is valid bro.
if i can't stop thinking about a guy, does that mean i'm obsessed?
>>41206115No you that feeling from the deer movie
>>41206135idk what ur talkin about
>>41206145The cartoon with the baby deer they were all in love but a word for it
>>41206161what, i'm not in love.. i hardly know him so like there's no way
>>41206174It's different not really love.
>>41206201uhh whatever
>>41206115I think the kids call it limerence
>>41206161bambi?
>>41206089listen: the whole reason i don't tripfag is because i have some hot takes that i don't want my job coming down on me for having. like: non-op trannies aren't valid.
>>41205258I see pubies
>>41206277why is he in motocross gear, he should be naked to strip him of his dignity.
>>41206250Yes thank you.>>41206263I get it.>>41206286The gear is very hotter. Helmet would make it better too.
>>41205417It is now :)And ohhh I didn't know you cook. What's it for?
>>41206286to protect the sacredness of our blue board of course
igiidgiishygddt
>>41206312Marina why you not try to transition if you wish you are female?
>>41206089>You're welcome.>How are you?bretty good. im enjoying a nice morning. how about you? horny like always, i bet :P
>>41203217I tried it on my chest for a bit but no results at all. Grew a beard with it just fine. So it can’t seem to heat unlock hair growth anywhere.
>>41206338Very beautiful I'm very horny >>41205112>>41205091And very high anxiety
pooner:1. stop changing your trip because people filter you. just accept people can't stand you.2. how are you literally always posting every single time I open the webpage. do you not have a job? hobbies? anything?
>>41206336please stfu. people like you are why we have so many trenders and bad faith actors.marina isn't a tranny. wanting to be a woman isn't the same as believing they are one. the reason so many modern trannies feel disatisfied with transition is because they identify as men. take the tripfag julie that posts their body shots from time to time. the reason they're unhappy with their transition is because they thought hrt would magically make them a woman. it doesn't. the reason they still see a man in the mirror is because they identify as one. identity is immutable. meaning the efficacy of transition for these types of people is moot if not detrimental.
one can only wonder what horror's await in shiza's lair
>>41206381Oh
>>41206381>the reason they still see a man in the mirror is because they are onefixed that for you
>>41206423i wanna slap his belly but i'm sure he would be mad
>>41206423Want my face on his balls.
Are twinks allowed to like retro Kaiju flicks like the gozilla 1954-'95? Or is that too masculine? I think he's super cute and iconic :3I'm not a very big fan of the new ones, and I'm not sure how many behind I even am anymore :c
>>41206442>>41206442>>41206442new thread, migrate if you are feeling frisky
>>41206434slap it anways
new piss >>41206453new piss >>41206453new piss >>41206453
>>41206455>>41206447What one am I invited to?
