what would your first act as gay caesar be?last:>>41217857
>>41220144Could be Delta and Timur if they put work in.
>>41220144Make tex my boi wife and dress her up as a little Roman twink with flowers in her hair and a toga
>>41220192Btw has tex ever posted his dick?
>>41220192my nigga
>>41220192tex is an old hag past her childbearing years
>>41220144wear armour on my back
>>41220191I ask because you probably not ugly like you think.
>>41220201I can fix her
>>41220197Xe's posted bulge but it was revealed xe was catfishing and stole the pic from another 4channer
>>41220197>>41219083Hey buddy, lets try jerking off before you get here instead of having us all being forced to read your thirst
>>41220154needs to put on couple more pounds, fucking tummy showing whore
>>41220202just on your back? kinky
>>41220241are you sure you remember what delta looks like?
>>41220144Regulate usury and state mandated bf for all gays and make one day in the week where everyone has to be nice to eachother or die
>>41220235if this is how you talk to boys then it's no wonder you don't have a bf!
ok I spent way too long phone typing this up to not get (you)s from it>>41219993 #my facemy bodymy nose is crooked and Romanmy eyes are deep set and wrinkled with heavy dark bagsmy eyebrows are big and there's hair in between them I need to shave every now and thenmy face is sunken from anorexianasolabial folds ofcvery large chin compounded by an underbite that was partially addressed with orthodontics, my esophagus is short and my stomach had to be attached to it surgically after birth, so my torso is lumpy and it looks like I have a double chinmy hairline is higher abominably high and isn't even receding it's just always been badI have a gut that doesn't go away bc body got messed up from anorexia and recoveryout of shape bc I'm afraid of realizing into compulsive exercise if I try working outmoderate scaring on my thighs from self harmlarge surgical scars on my torsouneven faceunappealing facial and body proportions5'9" (too tall to be a small bottom for most guys) 140lbs (up from my low of 103, which is good but I feel so fat some days)my eyes aren't the same shade of hazel nor do they focus the same and the pupils are different sizes plus one of them gets lazy when I'm tiredI just look like an human shaped blob of fleshy fat grotesquery. gangly and fat, warped yet too lean with skin like burlap stretched over wooden poles with piles of lard sagging off my frameI detest my appearance and I haven't had a haircut in like a year because I can't even tolerate just getting a quick trimI have panic attacks when I go food shopping if it's busy bc I can't tolerate being seenI deeply hate how I look and I desperately wish I could be pretty or cute instead of, at best, repulsive and unappealing>>41220047 #I can't do drugs due to addiction behavior
poor girl wasted all that text on a left behind thread >>41220269
>>41220144Getting me a newer and better Sporus
>>41220256is that a read about his size and the fa(c)t that making armor for him will be costly or that he should cover his face as well? don't be mean to my boy delta
>>41220297sure, why not
I'm so horny and so high anxiety. and the anxiety makes me more horny.
>>41220256I remember when he posted his succulent toesies.....oh wait. that was all just a dream.....
>>41220063shelter cat, 11 months old now. cost like $60 i think ... not that u can put a price on a pussy like this>>41220123>implying i even have the voice for italso wendys is alright but raising canes is the GOAT fast food place here
>>41220274hey i'll talk to a picture of a man however i want and irl i'd NEVER sound like that! just telling him he's a could eat more would be enough.
>>41220305rude
Me coming back to a red favicon after a cigarette break
>>41220202lol>>41220267usury is so evil ty
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuPZgvW9MmY
>>41220354I remember the white tape on nellys face being so cool when i was a kid
>>41220206I am. Save it for another guy. You think I'd be the one to take photos whilst coming in here looking like... that? Thought of it giving me a heart attack.>>41220283>my eyes are deep set and wrinkled with heavy dark bags>my eyebrows are big and there's hair in between them I need to shave every now and then>my face is sunken from anorexiaOmg beautiful
>>41220283>I just look like an human shaped blob of fleshy fat grotesquery. gangly and fat, warped yet too lean with skin like burlap stretched over wooden poles with piles of lard sagging off my frameso me desu>>41220325>raising canes is the GOAT fast food place hereomg I thought I knew about all the chains you guys had>>41220354Bruh who even is that Nelly this is the real one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JnGBs88sL0
>>41220387share your face with us please
My cock is fucking annoying to cum.
>>41220408You sound like larry
>>41220417I didn't say any insults to anyone or myself or want to be a woman so wtf you mean?
>>41220417larry is tranny, she doesn't like jerking xims coxk and cumming, it's dysphoric
Can someone wish me luck for tomorrow I have alot of responsibility for a project all of a sudden and it's making me nervous
small bi agp male. just want cute gay domtop bf, no mascs plz.i'll be a good boyfriend, i. i promise >.<'all that i ask is for my bf to breed me at least once or twice a week, or maybe everyday idk.
>>41220453Stop posting young chad pancakes
>>41220449>she doesn't like jerking xims coxkYou must have missed the part where he unironically made his dick dysfunctional with estrogen, he doesn't like to jerk it because he physically aren't able to anymore
Feet
>>41220448Did you think i was going to cuddle you just because you weren't insulting?
>>41220469lol
>>41220481I thought about posting for you but decide not to post pics of me anymore sorry bro
>>41220462i hope your car wont start tomorrow morning and you fuck up every little thing
lol
>>41220469>small>bi>agp>(((male)))No thanks, sounds like something disgusting, mental and desperate
>>41220501don't laugh too loud now mr.wonky eyes
>>41220462I hope you have the day you deserve
Look at this shirt I ordered lol
>>41220387do you have a scar on your upper body , under your ribs?are you a tranny?more paige lore?
>>41220474wtf is a pancake
>>41220517I was testing I just didn’t get banned for posting hole, my power
>>41220481thats eez
>>41220283Post pics
>>41220530You do know Paige is a tranny right?
>cant grow thick facial hair>look weird without facial hair
>>41220552can u read? im asking if thats paige posting
>>41220541Having such a flat ass that mods don't recognize it as a hole is quite the achievement
>>41220469Trannys are down the street to the left
>>41220564I think it was technically censored behind all the hair
>>41220541not getting banned is acshually bad
Thoughts on this cute teenie having two moles removed?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AM7qCaUFms4
>>41220462good luck
>>41220530No bitch, are you having another senile palliative moment? I'm not a tranny, don't think I ever was, I'm just not a chad bottom.
I want heavy duty country to hatefuck me all day.
>>41220583dan! observe how i get banned for posting a male bottoms chestpaige, is the esophagus a cancer risk?
>>41220564you’re bitter and ugly and I’m handsome, endowed and pursued. Never forget that.
>>41220592Sharap sharap sharap
>>41220610kek huge nipples
>>41220613What about the river?
>>41220611No worries buddy, ill always remember your cope responses
chomping on thornys nipples as if they were big league chew
>>41220611hi dan!
>>41220634Dan also is "extremely selfless"
>>41220611Your ugly your dick is small and your too hairy it's gross
>>41220610Perky nips and tattoo......
>>41220523I feel like nobody thinks this shirt is as funny as I do
>>41220644Hi :)>>41220634actually you’re coping right now
has anyone ever said puppycatboygirlfriend before
Dan I'm not gonna give you harsh time but I think you were cuter as a fatty and your type of butt would look better shaved
Dan please vore me
Wait Dan was fat?
>>41220660>actually you’re coping right now>no uWhat makes you think you know what i look like?
>>41220677he used to be a koala bear bottom
>>41220641mine are as flat as dans ass...but i could become hunter schäfer titswise if i bind, right?
>>41220668This you have no ass it's just a hole on legs
>>41220658It's a good shirt
>>41220687should have stayed this way, and jumped on bbc sticks, that's hot
the girlies are panini pressed today while I have a date later lol
tho what's your workout routine?
Flat saggy dropped a pancake on the floor ass having gorilla looking sisma
>>41220703Almost there buddy, do your catchphrase "i'm going to..."
>>41220707suckin coq, pullups, pushups, squats
>I have a date later >Doesn't shave You might as well show up with unbrushed teeth and a shitty asshole
i think i missed something, why is the pooner tranny that keeps children in the basement of her comet pizzeria suddenly hates on dan? did i miss anything?
Dan is the kind of man liberals make fun of for being mediocre and white but having untold levels of undeserved confidence
Need him
>>41220716lol you live in this thread being obsessed with me
>>41220738>suddenly hates on dan? did i miss anything?I want you to try explain to me what you liked about dan
Mr pancakes is so jealous of Dan because his bmi is like 30+
>>41220745im not brave enough for shorts like that (((
>>41220749i don't take sides, i just wanna know why mr pooncakes is so vocal about him, i was missing for weeks
Dan has ugly tattoos
>>41220749he is not an internet clown like u? goes outside? touches grass? sees the sun from timt to time
>>41220759yolo
>>41220761That's not what i asked you at all, explain what i originally asked you
>>41220761Dan is a cheater and a skank he's posted here constantly about abusing his ex boyfriend and generally acting like a narcissistic head case and actually likely has personality disorders
>>41220739well liberals are faggots so who cares what they think
>>41220781>he's posted here constantly about abusing his ex boyfriendin what way
>>41220785You're late, you should have clocked in hours ago
>>41220785Stop posting bottoms that use hung twinks as dildos
>>41220795Read the archive it's not my job to educate you your demanding my labour
>>41220795his meth brain made that part up. and I briefly dated someone else before me and that ex split up because of his and his roommates actions. I knew it was doomed.
>>41220795This might be dan
>>41220804you sound like a misandristic bitch, total pooman behavior
>>41220804>labourdo canadians really?
but best believe I got one more full body massage and pounded his ass before I broomed him
>>41220815One question, why would you get this emotional defending a tripfag with fas?
>>41220817https://voca.ro/1buWl95Eo7ZFYes
>>41220825You could ask the same question about people getting so emotional about me existing
>>41220820I want us all to take not how dans only defense ever is larping about fucking hot guys 24/7
>>41220781ok i take it all back, i thought it was a random weekly brawl between trips. thank you so much, you have a reason to be upset
>tripfagthere it is! the racismdo better sweaty
>>41220723you can do this when you’re a top btw bottoms like a well seasoned hole it’s how they know you’re not a crypto-bottom
I forgot 5pm was peak bitter mental illness hours. That’s on me
>That’s on meSure is
>>41220850>I am bitter and mentally ill and you showed upYes I know
>>41220833Let's put on our thinking caps buddy, you've made it a really clear point having your whole entire personality around here being attention whoring right? now let's try think why people would get annoyed by that on a mostly anonymous imageboard
>>41220859>>I am bitter and mentally illI know
>>41220861once a trip always a trip cooper
gurl take a deep breath lol
>>41220868Der va du igjen
coopers sad her brand never took off so she gets drunk and harasses the most personable trips to cope with it :-(
>>41220144hii! just posting to get that anon yet again to accuse me for wanting to fuck teens...sorry :3
>>41220820No rush, take all the time you need to respond
>>41220875The best part is I just keep coming back totally unfazed
>cooperliterally who?
>>41220884You'd be too new to know
>>41220872what nordic freak are u?vermin the lot of them!!! even!
>>41220872hvor enn du er, der er jeg min elskling
>>41220844Diabetes-baser is still nowhere to be seen (shocking since xhe is eclipsing everything, in life and here)
>>41220888waow!!!WIGanyway goodnite anon
>>41220890ew!
>>41220897you blushed you fat walrus don’t lie
>>41220890Syns egentli de e litt søtt å altid veta du e her, stor fan
thanks for entertaining me while I ate my burger. gonna go do some more shopping now. byeeeeee
>>41220812no i'm just not caught up on all the trip lore. all i've seen dan post about is fucking fat mexicans.
>>41220904did you ever see that whale hvaldimir
>>41220903i'm not who you think i am.still a fat walrus tho, so kinda ;__;
So unbothered amirite?
>>41220924I don't know what you're talking about sorry
I really wish someone had a really creepy and intense obsession with me.
>>41220926lmao my bad have a hvaldimir vid as an apology https://youtu.be/eAIB7RYfRIk>>41220939he’s the most famous norwegian ever
>>41220950post yourself and I'll consider it
>>41220950I wanna force you out of your house, kidnap your ass and make the sweetest love to you and never give you a chance to get away from me.
Man I love fat Mexicans
>>41220950gonna need you to go ahead and unplug that for me and then plug it back in when i say to, we’re gonna try to reset the system
>>41220955If you were the right person for me, you'd already have that pic.
>>41220953Oh right that white thing that died, no i didn't. But i did get to see the whale from free willy
Listening to the subway by chapel roan thinking about my fat Mexican ex driving to target for new bedding and pillows
>>41220920I don't hate or like Dan. So here are my factual unbiased observations: Dan>is boastful>is arrogant>is cocky>has a lot of relationship/sex drama>finds himself attractive, and confident, and highly desirable >believes others that disagree are jealous>brags about himself and his life more with each insult which comes off as extremely low self confidence
>>41220953omg I love him I think he's visited sweden too>>41220950Talk to thorny i'm sure he could arrange something
>>41220918You're good to go, just don't try to rob a women's lingerie store like larry did to please one of your overweight gross disgusting bi fat latino hookups that you claim to be the right guys for you
>>41220984watch dan reply about someone he's leaving to fuck
>>41220973did you say hejhttps://youtu.be/_dE4YrrAAGk
>no I’m not jealous and bitter that’s wrong and you can’t say that!
>>41221000Hej hej hallå https://youtu.be/tG7CRHpXLJM
>I’m not jealous and bitterYou are. She's got, she's got a way, she's got a way, she got away
>>41221008this lmao. they clearly are
>>41220986weapon of mass destruction visiting my soil!! <3 <3>>41220962what about ugly swedes?... ok, that anon dude might have a good reason to smear my name :| still wrong tho as you're just pixels on my hd monitor
>>41221015Den här fastnar alltid i huvudet. fugg
>>41221018he chose his loser roommate they can be miserable alcoholics together until he regrets it while I already have the same or better in someone else
i miss shiza
>>41221008Proving his point
>>41221030I went for cheap replies but damn can't you find someone better? I want you to consider serious dating and finding a good guy. Come on you can do better than an cab driver with addiction problems
Would you fuck a not submissive bottom thar is dressed like this?
>>41221036>nooo you can’t reply at all or I’m right loser 4chan brain lmao
>>41221055keep in mind, not upset at all
>>41221050good guys are boring
>>41221055lmao
>>41221054>вoлк65fgHeт.
>>41221030would you like a disgusting loser freak with big moobs? asking for the shitposting void.
>>41221069Why not? He's a loud and proud american
>>41221070No I date tastefully thick guys with shapely plump asses
>>41221084gotta fill out what you lack huh?
>>41221084my behinds are just flabby ;__;better kms with this pen as instructed from this post-hollywood movie. :|
Goodnight homies. Also gonatt to the one other swede you should go to sleep now ok
>>41221080Because I'm not too much into pup masks even if a flat plastic Toys"R"Us stuff.>americanAnother reason, I'm an Aзилия Бaнкc-ian and distance is an issue too.
>>41221107Pup masks are retarded. I really love horror masks though. >>41221105Good night i like you.
>>41221105https://youtu.be/iT4Y9Z3DlfI
>>41221088There’s worse tall skinny white guy asses and they don’t have a pretty cock and pretty blue eyes. I’m set.
>>41221105Are you gonna watch new Wuthering Heights? They tried to get a Kathy's remix for it
>>41221107I want to hear Aзилия Бaнкc-ian vocaroo
Hiiii how are youuu?I had flan yesterday!
>>41221123I don't man, how much worse could it get than having to depend on a niche thread from a outdated imageboard for consistent positive feedback in your day life
>>41221117night :)>>41221125probably I like the cast and director is aight too. Will probably watch the 1967 series first tho since that's the one that inspired Kate
>>41221146Hello. >>41221054
>>41221150I just post here for fun. Anything you perceive about my behavior is literally just your opinion.
>>41221105are there other swede freaks here?i'm too old to sleep to be desu
>call each other losers >we're all in the same toilet bowl
>>41221167i perceive dan and it. MAKES. ME. SICK!!!
>>41221167There's just no way you're going to convince me you've had fun posting yourself this consistently for this long to the point where you accidentally doxxed yourself. You did this because you needed the attention, just like the rest of the trips
>>41220984yes i've noticed that too, i was wondering if there was anything to the abuse claim, ie that he had admitted to abuse or talked about doing abusive things
>>41221054>>41221165Ummm I don't knowwwI'm a virgin who doesn't know how sex works
>>41221176not that I know of!
>>41221192Everyone here post for attention. Anons too.
>>41221192this is not healthy
>>41221211good thing i'm not a regular then!>>41221214so trve, so trve false anon...
>>41221215i need you try harder than this
>>41221220hot
>>41221210"Girl"... you're a bishit tranny that sucked other trannies during a drug fueled bender, at least try a little next time
If I'm not a real man tell me why I MENstruate and you don't? Checkmate.
>>41221252>bishit tranny that sucked other trannies during a drug fueled benderNah Marina wishes he was that cool
>>41221220I want us all to vote on who's behind mascbot, bot or no?
you look like someone that BOIstruates [shit his pants from an injured gaping boi ass] like a weirdo
menstruation is the only "men" part that is "masculine" about you and the only "men" thingie that will ever come in touch with your body, vile poonjoshi woman
>>41221280>>41221285lol
dont be mean to Timur :(
>>41221277It's trueI'm not cool :c
>Z.....man>bwcThis is my trip.
any virile man with hard male gock wanna violate my inner domains hard until i kinda slowly let go of the red fluid into the uncaring void?asking |be|for shitposting boomer. :|
>>41221030you should change things up and start dating young independent twinks just out of highschool who have their shit togethernothing is worst than these men in their 30's who still have roommates or live at home still lmao(they all have baggage no one wants to deal with)
>>41220546not right now, maybe later>>41220552no I'm not>>41220530I do have that type of scar yeah
>>41221300>>41221307Nice people.
>>41221307We know, you sad sack of straggot shit :c is it gonna be the usual feel good for me tranny sad:( lowly roleplay again c:? :/? ;@) ? fucking fake bitch
>>41221334<3I think you're nice too
>>41221318stfui'd love to date a 30's gay guy that could teach me to accept my boomer fat ass as a MAN being MANY like everyone tels me I am.god freakish things are everyehere, and ig i'm a freakish thing deserving of smiting by ***
>>41221220this is what i will look like in 10 months
>>41221334so desperate for anyone to be nice to you, gross
>>41221316I cum kinda a lot but my cock is small, is that ok? What kind of a red fluid are you talking about btw...
>>41221316lmfao
>>41221349you gonna be hot in just 10 months?what's your opinion of ugly fat old boomers on "hrt"? asking for my disgusting self...
>>41221343Thank you.>>41221356Yeah kindness feels nice how weird.
>>41221375You're welcome!! ^-^
i want to bond with a guy, by taking his loads in my ass as gracefully as i canalthough a few low jabs at my submissive repertoir are permissible, as long as my top is doing his job (which is to dominate, and fill)
>>41221371Are you on testosterone hrt or estrogen hrt, fatty?
>>41221375>how weirdMy favorite part of seeing you around is being reminded about how much easier my life is compared to yours just because of your shit spawn point and that sick pooner debuff
>>41221371just out of curiously how fat old and ugly? and realistically like 16 it’s so much mass to put on
I had a moment today where I got lost in fantasy and was imagining a guy putting his hands on me and kissing me
>>41221395gagged...they/them a bit for sure
>>41221411asian big cock? does such a thing exist?
Fun is over. The creature is back. Byeee.
>>41221364idk? not a technician or anything but if i get a sharp knife across my arm something seeps out?!?if i'd get to guess it's arm distress pee or something?>>41221368that unchristian and youngshit of you ;___;[[[:P]]]>>41221393like 12 months since my last actual measurement but "estrogen" but nobody sees any effects. was asked pronouns today and doc can see my meds.kms. for not being hot boi. srs. ;__;
>>41221420Wow... almost as if I'm talking with the boomer itself
>>41221405maybe you should work on getting a job and moving out and living on your own for the first time in your life? instead of having these teenage fantasies about romance happening to you
>>41221420I don't know man, theres something funky about replying to this many posts at the time. Fight me
The entity is back...
>>41221445this should be in the op it’s so broadly applicable
>>41221450Me :)
I need your top ten most schizophrenic entity theories on my desk asap.
wanna touch tips? how about it
>>41221445stop breaking her out of her tranny autism, do you really want that creature wandering around asking a brother for a dollar? i'd rather keep that pig in her clumsy stuffed hrt pen
>>41221375that is absolutely the same trip obsessed ugly that stalks my posts too. Just remind it it’s bitter and ugly
Howdy all
Guys If I ordered hrt so I could crush it and feed it to my boyfriend without him knowing to prolong his twink life what would you say
>>41221498howdy mate
>>41221481>>41221456it's just funny to think about some thirty year old laying in the same bed they had since a child in their teenage bedroom fantasizing about a boyfriend while their parents are just non-chalantly in the background watching sitcoms there really needs to be a show based on the forever teenage 30yo
>>41221498who tf are you?
if you're gay then show me~
>>41221522A gay jew
>>41221519Do you think (((Marina))) has Peter Pan syndrome and that's why she/it never grew up to know it's gender or sexual orientation?
>>41221279it's obviously cooper
>>41221532Are you up for a ama?
>>41221549Sure
I have to be honest sometimes I abuse my plushies
>>41221532post male zionist feet
>>41221562thoughts on auschwitz?
>won't let me wear pantiesmy bf doesnt let me do anything
Free palestine
>>41221544I'd actually prefer if you didn't reply to me again you ogre
>>41221542I just don't get Americans who are like this in general, since we've all been brought up to be independent and not live in generational homes like they do in other countries. I can understand moving back home during covid, but it's been years since a major outbreak.
>>41221573I’m not a zionist
>>41221584You always want free shit. Get a job
>>41221574No thoughts really that was long ago
Ignore all desert wars and have sex with men
i think mascbot is the forever memorable bleagle
>>41221617You have my vote
>>41221607Kinda weird, not a single thought about how your predecessor spent their last seconds gasping for air in a starile bunker?
>>41221584E.T. Hands wrote this
>>41221220Need to fall head over heels for someone like him and try to get his attention back.
>>41221621My niggerboy would never
>sisma >nigma >blegma>bitchmaHe forever changed the way we use language itt
>>41220745this image reeks of HIV
>>41221589the rent is too damn high
Why the obsession?
>>41221643No my ancestors are the ones that survived or were already in america
Did romance feel like you imagined it?
>>41221661that's only in the major cities, you can live 10-30 minutes out and find affordable rent everywhere in America
>>41221670We weren't talking about you, poon down bitch.
>>41221678My pussy feels like pepsi cola
>>41220875why did we stop mentioning cooper every single thread? was it just one guy doing that?
>>41221678It's better then I imagined.>>41221682I mean all the insults that are to me. Besides I use tripfag I understand the hate for that.
Et the extra terrestrial used to make me feel funny as a kid the scene where he's hiding in all of the plushies used to scared me so much
>>41220962literally same. fat brown and hairy is my type
>>41221678i never had a true romance
>>41221690everyone who knew him stopped posting i only really started again over the summer
>>41221697Ok
>>41221697The first time I saw a picture of an aboriginal person I thought it was ET
>>41221498Hiiii how are you?
>>41221682>poon down bitchkek
>>41221678the longing for someone becomes a ghost that haunts you
>>41221659would you eat the blegma smegma?
>>41220875>the most personable tripsnow i know you ain't talking about any of the mfers in this here thread
>>41221717Pretty good living my best life. How are you
>>41221678id say it was better but also it was more difficult and time consuming than imagined
TWO OF HEARTS TWO HEARTS THAT BEAT AS ONE I NEED YOU I NEED YOU
>>41221678It's amazing when you have a cis gay guy to share your thoughts, life and love with, yes
leg it>>41221759>>41221759>>41221759
>>41221757Suzie q enjoyer
>>41221761real new >>41221759>>41221759
>>41221680idk which state you live in but like nowhere in North Carolina is under $1k/month at least it seems like
>>41222126I just looked and I see studios in Durham for $800, small but affordable
