would you date cute cop?last:>>41228059
>>41229596no, acab
>>41229596Yes>>41229594I found this pic and I thought of you
I dated a cop once and he let me play with his pistol
I want to bathe in blonde boys
>>41229596No because I‘m a seething mentally deranged schizo who wishes he was born normal so he could be a cop himself instead of getting arrested by them. The envy would be too much to handle.
>>41229596no but i'd fuck him in the butt
>>41229596yessss>surround your child with paternal figures nonethelessthis is how child sexual abuse happens
lol if she's American and over 21 she's already fucked 200 men and is worthless
>>41229596Yes, all criminals are black
>>41229629What mental illness symptoms stop you?
>>41229641You don‘t get hired with any mental diagnoses unless you hide them on purpose.
>>41229596
>>41229596what caliber does he carry
>>41229646Does it not depend on what the illness is and medication involved?
>>41229596cops are more likely to be domestic abusers so no
bump
Hey whoever recommended Bongchun Bride yesterday I gotta say it fucking rules. A gentle giant buys a traumatized twink in like 16th century Korea and when they start fucking (there's a good build-up) they fuck vigorously and often.
>>41229596I'd commit crimes just in hope that he'd step on my neck
>>41229656Bottoms like being bullied.
>>41229656Is it true for gay cops?
>>41229665Why do you have a folder of russian soldiers? Isn't enough being a literal chud, you have to be pro russia too?
>>41229596People trudge out the 40% meme but 60% of police beat their spouses
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>>41229639wait until you find out about bottoms over 16
>>4122967360% that you know of
>>41229656>tfw no musclebottom cop bf who beats me mercilessly when I cum too fastwhat's even the point
>>41229672I'm a polish russiaboo
>>41229653Legally yes, but they won‘t even bother with that. Nobody wants mentally ills. If they can‘t find a good enough reason to disqualify you, they‘ll come up with something on the spot.
>>41229673>>41229656hot hot hot
>>41229684You're polish and you're still siding with the russians? You live in one of the most gay hating christian countries in the world, losing only to Uganda, and you're still flirting with conservatism? Sad.
>>41229695literally every single aspect of her persona is a larp
>>41229685What group of police would you join?
>>41229660>tfw no bf to snuggle
>>41229699Rent free
>>41229715Delta can you be a 6'8 superhumanly strong farmhand and own me as a 5'6 twink and fuck me vigorously and often
>>41229715would you rather be a top, side or verse in a relationship be honest
>>41229596>qottno1312
>>41229715Post feet you fucking tease RAAARHHRHHGAGHAAAAA
>>41229736are you new?
>>41229757yes why
>>41229729perhaps>>41229736top
Im too weird and socially awkward to find a bf
>>41229763my bad. carry on
>>41229770weird and socially awkward people get bfs all the time. it's the normies that are fucked
>>41229770just date another weird and socially awkward guy it worked for me
will i still be the same person after i've been dominated by a top? i have a feeling like, it might change my brain chemistry or something. giving-in to gay sex releases too much dopamine, i'll get hooked instantly and like idk how that'll affect me. that's why i want a boyfriend, because if i get destroyed by someone i fully trust and feel safe with, then it's okay..
>>41229705I‘d be happy just working at a local police department, even if it meant all I‘d do would be to handle fines for speeding. Traffic unit, I supppose. If I was born with a more capable brain, I‘d join the forensic unit and do lots of lab work and archiving.
>>41229568Lol i said a stupid stan twitter joke once about jesus on a tiktok video where they were hating hard on a female artist in my cuntry and i got hundreds of death and rape (they thought i was a woman i guess) threats until i made my account private
ah, just the thought of a thick, warm cock prodding around inside my loins sends me into a goddamn frenzy. gosh, i need help. i can't be stiff rn, i need to work
>>41229801That would be cool, the forensics. I wish i joining when I can but I don't know what group. I told sheriffs have more easy work. I am more leaning to city.
>>41229596S-sure...
>>41229799Cat ears and a tail will grow and u will becum hopelessly addicted to your daddys cummies a slave to the cock
ughh
you know how they keep fire extinguishers in glass face cabinets that you break open in case of fire they should do that with guns in case a mass shooting happens
>>41229822Honest thoughts?
the only way to stop a bad guy with gay sex is a good guy with gay sex
huff, huff >.<grrr! why doesnt he like me!
Reminder. Gay parents should surround their kids around women too. Especially if they have a daughter. You know I’m right.
>>41229822Wat
>>41229835Or maybe just stop selling guns at walmart
>>41229639can't believe bishits still will choose even the most loose woman over 21 and even way older with 200 or even more partners just to get a whiff of the torn but nonetheless coochies, disgusting creaturesin fact the will invite bulls and eat their loads, truly sick miscreants
First person to post that webm with the cop with handcuffs teasing a bunch of Asians gets a free boyfriend Tomorrow it will be a different webm request
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>>41229794How do I find socially awkward home bodies? Do I just put it in my bio on hinge or something?
>>41229801>a more capable brainwish I had one of thosenothing ever went in other than useless game trivia
>>41229770Me too. Being an unapproachable and unattractive bottom with a small penis makes it even harder.
Hello!
Good Bye!
>>41229884delta put your trip on
>>41229799That isn't something a sub would be worried about, tell them you aren't into all that weird dom daddy role play shit and just have some vanilla butt sex? It doesn't have to be a weird identity melting event...
Hey!
I guess nobody wants a free boyfriend
>>41229903hey>>41229904not from here
>>41229895why do you fantasise about me like that
>>41229886Hello.>>41229844No thoughts
Ho!
>>41229877Yes exactly
fucking hate stop clamp shit every millennial should be drawn and quartered for inventing it
Okay I’ll make it easierPost the SpongeBob image from the last ten threads and you’ll get a free boyfriend
>>41229926indie folk ent that bad ur just a trend chaser
poop comes from there :-/
oh no not poo
>>41229926no one besides you has even thought of it in more than a decade, it’s time to let go and move on
Poop?
Why is this literally every twinkbottoms type
>>41229944i think its because i posted Ho!
>>41229933that's kinda hot!
>>41229951They want to fuck their dad
>>41229951fat father syndrome
period flavored zyn
>>41229970I want to fuck their dad too
>>41229970They want to fuck your dad
>>41229596SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX
>>41229970Can you really blame them?
Frotting your oiled up sweaty cocks 2gether until u both shoot infinite ropes of gelatinous white magma all over urself like a volcano >.<
>>41229980No I'm grateful for it and want to look like that so teenies crawl all over me
>>41229930
>>41229596if he'd let me fuck him and give me any cool drugs he "finds"
pigs
All cops are bros
the only constant in my life is that i will always make the wrong choice
>>41230024ew pedo
>>41230024weirdass studio
>>41230031post hole
>>41230019Hm polish femboy polices
>>41229983Disgusting, if even 1 drop of bottom cum taints my flesh I'm beating my top senseless for not doing his job properly.Bottom cum belongs in the bellies of well fed and disciplined tops.
>>41230052Ts pmo
>>41230052No thanks
>>41229876squeak
Baby I'm not even about you
>>41229915How are you feeling today?
>>41229596i cant stop thinking about himi cant stop sleeping and dreaming about himi cant stop making really cringe scenarios where we kiss or i confess my love for himi cant stop going to bed and expecting him to lay on top of me sleeping with his head on my chestthis is hell. living hell.be careful when dating bottoms, they are evil.
>>41229904I would like one boyfriend please
>>41230091Mostly better thank you, you?
Bitches love hats.
>>41230121I'm a redbull fan boy.
shes a red bull fan girl
lol>>41229547Gaygen sure has some shitty pattern recognition>>41230144Yeah I remember you saying you wanted to get their calender.
Why do balls smell so bad after just one fucking day of working
ya pussy stank
>>41230173they don't. learn to bathe
im starting to see absthey look better in person and without greyscale
please dont bathe im begging you
>>41230204Yes they do you faggot
>>41230208are you seeing hole
>>41230173Are you slavic?
retvrn to sp
>>41230213you're a disgusting subhuman. soap is not a new invention
>>41230173For your bottoms pleasure
soap is cope, embrace the nature
>please constantly apply unnecessary goyim chemicals on your body for our convenienceyou'll get me showered once a week, if I happen to visit the day before, tough shit
fuck, i dont even wipe
>>41230230Bodywash and deodorant were literally invented by a jew so we couldn’t produce our natural musk to attract mates
>>41230277Delta stop
zitspimplespuss
Push my hair back I look hot when I'm bumpin that no I really don't stop when I'm bumpin that gonna jump when it drops when I'm bumpin thatDial 999 it's a good time
>>41229856If I ever had a daughter Id leave her or returning her to sender.
Tops don't wash they ass
>>41230283bitch don't even dare
nullification surgery on my boy hole
>>41230173>>41230272>>41230276>>41230280the perfect top doesnt exi-
>>41230296Gay dads are like the Chinese. “It a girl? Throw it out and make new one!”
>>41229983God I love hot milky volcanoes. I saw a dude use a rotating fleshlight and he was all over the place
>>41230217All white people smell like sour acidic cheese. All of them. They all have this milky cheesy scent.
>>41230315Tell me about these rotating flesh lights
>>41230301dan got this and it worked out well
gay dads are squinty
>>41230305-st. Finish the sentence retard troon, by the looks of it you're completely illiterate.
get a woman pregnant NOW
Having lesbian mothers is far worse than having gay dads. Especially if you’re a boy. Literal hell. It’s already hell being a son in a household full of sisters, or a dad in a household full of daughters.
>>41230319https://www.reddit.com/r/gaymensuck/s/ktHOAexTl2Excuse the ironic subreddit name
>>41230338i droped out of 1st grade highschool and became a teeny prostitute
My fetish is being a human cattle rancher. Forcing chad human males to impregnate human women to produce more chads.But I’m not a godlike alien capable of looking at humans like ants so…
>>41230347nah, i dont buy it
I got this for my wall so I can look at it every day isn't it cool it has a dragon on it
>>41230346ew
How many feds do you think have trapped each other with their own baits? Someone should write a novel with a topic like this.
>>41230355Imagine giving this genius invention to a teenaged boy in ancient times
>>41230368Girls will make fun of you. All the time. If they see a single hair on the toilet seat they will shame you for it.
And actually I got black hair dye and it's supposed to be coming today
life is getting hard for me
>>41230374Luvs it
>>41230377That’s their own fault for not being able to identify each other.
Good evening. I hate women.
>>41230382thats not true though
>>41230374I wike dwagons :D
>>41230394How would you know?
>>41230392I hate women who hate men
Impregnate a womb haver NOW!
Leaving the toilet seat open so my bottom falls in the toilet cuz she sits down to pee
>>41230404Before they're gone!
>>41230402I have a mother, i have a sister, i have known women and girls at school and work
I want to be able to have risk of getting pregnant as a pow.
>>41230415ban murder now
It’s true. Being the only boy in a household sucks. Your sisters will make fun of you for being covered in cum and shit. “Eeww why are your bed sheets so crusty eewww”.
I got black hairs dye shampoo so I can dye my hair and eyebrows and my beard honest thoughts?
>>41230374I wanna hang this on my wall
>>41230420You do, shut up. That's why you need to go to the clinic each time some vile disturbing man knocks your poon up and it causes you dysphoria
>>41230424What if we got rid of the people who commit 50% of murders despite being 12% of the population?
just woke up.
>>41230434men do all the murder
>>41230355thanks but i can't be bothered to turn on a vpn for this
>>41230441Don't care
>>41230441smbdy bye her socks im literally shaking rn ts is not ok
>>41230452and who births and raises those murdererers?
>>41230452Black men do 50-60% of the murder. It's the only job they do.
>>41230476I'm glad the other half has BBCs and use it on guys
You can't be racist to black people it's offensive
>>41230473you, just as soon as you get off your lazy ass
>>41230432Mmmmm
>>41230489>Muh dickAwkward deflection towards sex. Must be the retarded donut chef
How do i stop straightcrushing so much ;_; so many hot and cute guys at my university yet i can never have them
>>41230495Yes I can. I’m allowed to point out that they commit a disproportionate amount of crime compared to white people. That’s not racism it’s just math.
>>41230441FEET :D
>>41230460You like socks, huh?
is it true that you got molested and are pedos?
>>41230516Suck their dicks in an alley when their girlfriends aren't putting out. No straight man is ever going to commit to a fag.
>>41230528Ask for Larry's feet
>>41230516This is easy. There are hypothetically many matches out there, and you’re only going to in theory be loyal to one of them. So why fixate? There’s also a difference between being charmed by someone and crushing on someone.
>>41230516you need to surround yourself with as many gays as possible to increase the chances of developing a crush on one of them
>>41230498Based mpreg believer
>>41230535Ask Austin Wolf that question, not us.
>>41230495it's ok I'm 1/16th octaroon so I have the nword pass
>>41230554You are all Austin Wolf
>>41230548the openly gay guys at my school are insufferable. I just want a gay straight guy is that too much to ask?
>>41230567Kys nig
>>41230535yes and no, not necessarily in that order
>>41230519Whites still kill the most
>>41230580you want masculine top (and that is me).
>>41230582sounds like something a molested molester would say
>>41230540I will do no such thing
Am I wrong or is Austin wolf hot?
>>41230602I'm gonna molest your sexy body and you won't have the strenght to stop me
who molested you?
What did mr pancakes post about when he was hot and gd i cant remember
>>41230605Maybe they are flawless model feet.
Maybe they can rehabilitate him in prison and send him to one of those sex offender villages they have and then he can keep doing porn
stop talking about molestation
>>41230538this must be aibaseball players all have shitty bodies
>>41230606you keep kids in your basement and is a pooner (gross, mentally ill) so it's ok for you to think that way
>>41230606the tattoos ruin him for me
>>41230616I hope not. Keep him in an all black section for da bibisi
>>41230614similar posts, but more elaborate and less obviously trolling
>>41230627I'm not a pooner
Is there any channel dedicated to posting funny chill vibe content of gay couples? I'm so fucking tired of seeing every short be about straight couples
>>41230634stop being gross and perverted then (difficulty: poonerproof)
>>41229619>>41230621
>>41230621Every straight chud does this right before posting c p. Anti gays are degenerate
>>41230621Aren't you 5' 7"? You don't know what I would do to you desu.
https://youtu.be/CMyvIDLAub8?si=Jvs3GwxJdoea1ogqWhite cop / black top
>>41230631I guess his brain wasnt as melted by the schizoautismhiv as bad back then
>>41230651yiff in hell, zoosadist
>>41230638They’re not on here or social media
>>41230651
Squeak >.<
>>41230651cute bby
His beard looks like matted pubic hair
>>41230671whose?
my matted pubic hair looks like a beard
Lol
>>41230677let me see
Stop talking about beards youre making temur dysphorique
dress like a leather daddy
Was george floyd a submissive bottom that liked getting choked?
*cries*
>>41230669Yes she is.>>41230663Wrong. That was my first post in the thread.
There are DHS agents monitoring this thread.Say hi feds!
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I think I may have autism.
>>41229619Weird eyes. Reminds me of some Finnish peopleEating tai food with white pants is craazy>>41230650worried>>41230649>Every straight chud does this right before posting c p. Anti gays are degeneratefr tho. Whats their end goal lmao
>>41230706it's because of that damn tylenol
>>41230699There should be with what tourist were posting yesterday
>>41230709Why finns look strange?
Why are you mad?
Do you think you deserve to yiff in hell?
Does cdc have a bbc
>>41230735no
I'm jealous of his eyes though. It feels like sunlight try to rape my eyes.
>>41230733I do deserve hell but I hope God will have mercy on me.
its crazy how we arent just all hooking up all the time
>>41230735No, he's a nigger than invites other men and prostitus to fuck over his wife. Would a bbc be that despicable?
Nyaaaa I'm getting black hair dye today 0_0 and then I'm getting skin whitening cream I'm gonna join the dark side and be evil x3 but really be goth and like Marilyn Manson
>>41230751You need a handler
How many times can you do this each day?
>>41230751>I'm getting black "hair dye" today>then I'm getting skin whitening cream>I'm gonna join the dark side >but really be gothWe got it, you're gonna get blacked and bleach your extra holes and be a show bunny girl again for your bull, just shut up and stop repeating it
Anyone itt have a hairy belly they can post rq
>>41230751one half of your face skin whitening and black hair dye, the other half black paint and hair bleach
>>41230759Why cause I can't make informed decisions about my bawdy https://youtu.be/KW_F7xG5J5c?si=_rKSSBkopMubdlRM
>>41230782A peak?
some of you are shrimp dicks but lack the sense to be oblig bottoms
>>41230785Ohhh that would be really scary anon >>41230776I haven't even thought about bleaching my hole cuz it's already naturally pink but maybe I will
>>41230796nice packer tranny pfffft
>>41230790I think maybe you self destructive and it makes me worry for your cats.
>>41230709> fr tho. Whats their end goal lmaoIdk but the fact they have it saved makes them unhinged. There’s a reason some of the pedo hunters on social media have ended up being pedos themselves
>>41230809Thank you
>>41230796More tummy
>>41230808its a star trek reference, ur not a real trekkie
>>41230796Yuck
>>41230810My cats are taken care of I even rub oil on my cats and give them massages
I like being gay but sometimes it gets hard so I say I hate being gay but I actually hate the pressure not the fact that I am gay
>>41230832now you got me blushingcheeks all red when the blood starts rushingyuck
>>41230832What is yuck? You don't like bwc?
When was the last time you massaged your cat
>>41230849My cat is dead asshole
If a couple wanted you to be their third, would you say yes?
>>41230834Post big italian sausig padrone
>>41229864>sees a post about homophobes>fucking bisexualswho hurt you queen?
>>41230628Who the fuck puts a tattoo around their belly button anyway
>>41230846You have this >>41230208 bod
>>41230854Maybe as fwb not relationship. I don't like poly whatever.
>>41230854Not for a bishit couple. Desperate doesn't look good on a man in "his"(?) 40s.
>>41230868No mine is worse. Pic related for reference.
>>41230834It’s good not having to deal with straight women tho
>>41230699Like 75% of the mentally ill sounding posts are definitely feds on drugs kr something. They are likely provided to them by their employers, who knows their country is fucked up lol
Nothing like coming home and making incel food for yourself>>41230725cuz they're descendants of elves. They even talk like elves>>41230849I don't have one ;_;>>41230854Nah I just know I'd feel left out. Seems so awkward too?>>41230879That's NOT you
>>41230854yes love getting used by couples every which way as a sex toy >.<
>>41230896>>41230896>>41230896y nuevo, migrate
>>41230879>literally a pooner after a pregnancyis this your girlfriend? woof
I remember in the mental ward they let us play with puzzles and I did a unicorn puzzle
>>41230709>Whats their end goal lmaoScreen cap it and accuse gays of being pedos
>>41230901>>41230896 >>41230896 >>41230896 new gay general, migrate if and when you are ready
>>41229596Nah cops suck and i like not getting bashed
