do you enjoy the theatre? (watching or participating)last:>>41239816
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>>41242374Honest thoughts
New requirements to be a REAL man just dropped> Height is >6'0" (rounded to nearest inch 6'0.5" is okay, 6'0.25" is not)> Weight is >200 pounds> <=12% bodyfat> >1.5X bodyweight bench> >2X bodyweight squat> >2.5-3X bodyweight deadlift> Mile time <6 minutes> Can complete a 5k without complaining at all> Penis >=6"> White skin (Fitzpatrick scale I, II, or a light III)> No overtly feminine hobbies, traits or features> Has gotten into at least one fist fight> Votes MAGAIf all of this applies you can be a top. Otherwise, I'm sorry to say you're a fag bottom and need to suck and ride cock for cum and let him slap and choke and spit on you like a dumb fucking bitch.
>>41242369>do you enjoy the theatre? (watching or participating)is porn ...theater...?
>>41242369I prefer like musicals and opera and that kinda stuff. Haven't been to any actual plays >>41242390a series of bad decisions. Why are you doing all this??>>41242400I have actually zero clue what any of those stats mean sorry
>>41242400Is this >>41242405 picrel a real man?
>>41242400It’s over
>>41242424where do you fail? i pass all but the 6 min mile ,3
Do you feel bad for people that OD on drugs?
>>41242438No.
>cis gaygen>despite transgender men and women being part of the gay community either you call this the msm general (men who have sex with men), or you call it gaygen to include everyone from the gay communtiy
>>41242400did you post this pic of cute bottoms as encouragement
>>41242438yeah of course!>>41242433doubt
is this achievable natty
>>41242459>>41242445Why and why not?
>>41242369kill yourself
Sold out of FICO today. Made a pretty good return. :)
Feet are cold but don't wanna put socks on
>>41242459doubt about what
>>41242433Fail everything but penis, skin color fist fight and bf%
>>41242507>but penisphoney braggart
>>41242481how much capital are u gambling with?
>>41242369Yeah I do music for musicals. Both music direction and accompaniment.
>>41242400>sorry to say, you're a fag bottom that will be treated the way you fantasize aboutOh no
>>41242525It’s like 6 inches+ 1 cm. Bijisi
bump
>>41242433Post nudes of your real man body
>>41242537You will unfortunately be available for a real man who fits these criteria to claim-by-rape.
>>41242558looool pajeet u first
>>41242577Sissy fag show us nude body
>>41242569Good luck sending him to yakutsk.
>>41242593u seen me naked retard BUT u havent posted anything but your clown stuffies so go ahead , make my day
>>41242609Where have I seen you nude? You sound like weak pathetic fagmale pretending to be a real man.
should i make a kf account
>>41242614in your moms living room! now STFU and post hole
You both sound like fags lol
>>41242615sure it's free
Taylor swift's new album (320 mp3's)https://files.catbox.moe/jwh3w1.zipnothing really stands out for me but it's not awfulelizabeth taylor i like the most
>>41242615I wouldn't. They're very hostile to gay men, not just troons, and somehow they like lesbians? I don't get it.
>>41242648virus
i dont wanna be a bottom anymore ;(goddamnit. all i can think about is cock.
>>41242650they're literally hostile to everyone buttercup
null has agp fantasies. that's why he likes his lesbian girlies.
>>41242501Post feet
Be honest if you saw me wwyd
Tho how many people do you have filtered?
>>41242686fattening beyond delta... epsilon
>>41242615I have a kiwifarms account my profile image is Margaret Thatcher
>>41242691only 1 pooner and replies to herwhy?
>>41242706Why can't you handle Timur? Lol
>>41242715suck a shotgun
>>41242686punch you in your marshmallow face because your that fucking annoying to look at
>>41242715its like reading blunt force trauma retardation, like absolutely schizoid incoherent garbage...its like mrpancakes going full bonkers: hurp derrrp shit cum uhhhhhhhhgggggggg who wants this on the screen? even scrolling past it is tiresome
We should ban any talk of bibisi. This is trump’s america where only biwisi matters
>>41242742Let me suck your nipples
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>>41242666I don't think he does. he said there's literally no difference between being gay and bestiality.
>>41242666He only likes the lesbian terfs because they donate to him. That's it.
>>41242400Hottttttttt
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>>41242569Hottttttttt
>>41242666who ze fugg is null? what are u schizos talking about again? this is not mtfg
Know you wanna play roundWell, baby, I'm on the playground
>>41242819Null is a non-passing pooner
>>41242760u need to buy the internet remote controlled suckers and ship em to me
>>41242830Do any if them pass or even get cock surgery
>>41242742Lmao but no one else here is this way?>>41242736Pic
>>41242830>non-passing pooner...so every poonpoon! sad
>>41242789>Time for your hourly milking son
I’m dating a Chinese boy and due to my racist ass self and my racist ass brother my autistic nephew with Asperger’s grew up laughing around Chinese people. He legit can’t help it. It’s his autism. He just finds Chinese people (and Indians) to be hilarious. At best he can keep quiet with a shit eating grin. Bing Bong Ching Chong. What do I do here? Help me.
>>41242838whatever u do don't google ftm phalloplasty it's genuinely horrifying
freshie gives dom top vibes
>>41242852Sounds like your nephew is too based for you
>>41242852>I’m dating a Chinese boyOK austin, do they have internet in jail?
>>41242852Don’t worry. Chinese people make fun of you too.
Time to resume Judgments.Reminder, as of the new policy, the "Iran Initiative", any trans are off the hook. However you can be put back on THE LIST if you are too mouthy or trans-political. Or generally do anything I don't like.
>>41242853this could fix shiza!
>>41242852Asians are far more racist than white people, and also far more sensitive. Be careful anon.
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>>41242853What da helly
>>41242900I SAID NOT TO
>>41242819null is the guy who runs kiwifarms
>>41242900a piece of rolled up arm does not make a thing
What are you doing?
guh, need breeding..
>>41242853What da
>>41242911its just a skin tube, borderline reversible lolnow an axewound... thats nightmarish>>41242921has he been doxxxed lel
>>41242962>now an axewound... thats nightmarishit's fine they can just get phalloplasty :^)
God I want to suck off retarded blonde Democrat boys with abs so bad - preferably with cringe ass Democrat hats on
>>41242911I couldn't help it out of curiosity >>41242940Frankensteins penis
>>41242852break up with the Chinese spy i could never date a chink communist monkey
>>41242948Sucking a shotgun you?
Ugh. Nvm. Gotta do stuff.
>>41242948bedtime bathroom, shitting, toothpaste eatin
>>41242852>my racist ass selfnever ask a white supremacist the color of his boyfriend
bump.
>>41242400All me
>>41242982haaaaiiiii :3
>>41242982Here he is. Get tae suckin
>>41243040Tex is beautiful. I don't want fuckies with him but I like his appearance.
>>41243040>pic from 4 years go lol
>>41242446Gay began with homosexual men. Every one else is just trying to co-opt the word when they already have their own thing.
Lost nofap again award
Is there any advantage to a normal oven over a airfryer?
>>41243086Can you cook turkey in an airfryer
why is gaygen so sinophobic
>>41243096I don't cook the whole body of animals.
>>41243097i’m not sinophobic i’m playing ching chong total war right now
>>41243040hate that mophead
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>>41243105Then no. Get an airfryer
>>41243112Sexy bodies need bodyhair.
>>41243108I like the one where you play as cathay with dragons and shit
>>41243033>6+ inchespost proof
>>41243121OK thanks.
>>41243123a real pic of them from the archive
>>41243162Them?
>>41243171them can be used to describe one person
> 18 freshman need a girl to suck my cockhttps://www.reddit.com/r/collegeboys/s/HXOTsnKXFUIf I ever kill myself I want to kidnap/rape a cutie straight college teenboy and then kill myself in front of him. He has to chew/saw himself out of his restraints like in a Saw film or starve to death. A device next to him delivers daily methamphetamine doses he can choose to take if he forges trying to free himself. I'll make him try meth before I die so he has a taste of it first.
>>41243196Oh OK
>>41243207I wish you would get help with your obsession, you'll probably going to end up like Austin Wolf if you don't.
>>41243207Very pedo posts
>>4124322018+ only>>41243228> but he was only a legal adult in every territory on Earth at all points in history how could you
>>41243239Not what I was meaning.
>>41243207What if you just killed yourself without doing all that
i'm so horny. i need dick!
>>41243256Stfu fag
oh gosh, i'd do anything for a guy, so long as i can have my fill.
>>41243267I’m just saying if you roped it would be funny and silly and worth celebrating
Wish me goodnight for a month of good luck and happinessignore and scroll past for a gorillion years of bad luck and poverty
why arent there more gay metalheads? why did women steal my gays
>>41243302Gn. Stay safe
I feel like none of you appreciate me
>>41243313These catalina gifs are killing me
ding dong fever
>>41243318It’s one of the most important pieces of gay cinema.They don’t make it like they used to
jews made my health food expensiver
>>41243317why are you in a pedobear costume
>>41243263Same man. My bf and fwb are away. I'm suffering .....in heat.>>41243302I hope you have the luck and happiness you deserve. Good night.
>>41243353I'm not pedobear I'm a good bear
When my roommate watches Heavydutycountry I feel funny in my pants.
HellooI hope you're feeling well. How are you?
We resume this evenings hearings on current internal affairs.HOMOPOL reports that subversives continue to chatter about some made-up phenomenon called "AGP" which has been previously deboonked and seems to be the invented obsessed cope of one revolutionary agitator and double agent who infiltrated The General after being chased out of chasergen, if such a thing is real, a year or so ago.
Be honest am I cute with black hair
>>41243401Hi Marina. I'm painfully horny.Also my roommate yelled at me today over i leaving Paperclips all over the house.How are you?
The motion on the floor is now a vote on how many people actually believe this horse shit about "AGP fake trans" or whatever the hell this is supposed to be. I submit to you that many of you never heard of this "AGP" malarkey until you came to /lgbt/ and, most likely, from one of the thousands of posts made by the Modesto Repper Liberation Front, a local group headed by subversive propagandist and General saboteur, Slayberg Methylstein, who continues to evade capture by moving only at night and trying to blend in on /pol/.
>>41243389I'm not a bear at all because I keep myself physically fit and not grotesque and fat
You look down and I'm underneath you wwyd
>>41243433Puke
I ask you: why should anyone believe anything a man says who claims to be gay one minute and bisexual the next? This is chameleon behavior. If he is in gaygen 24/7 but is closeted, then why should we believe that the same man who is on chasergen constantly is not a repper? Was he lying then, or is he lying now?
>>41243414Oh gosh I'm sorry about that! You can have some of mine haha :)And I'm okay! I'm with my mom doing some errands. Thank you for asking!
>>41243423post body for once
>>41243441Jokes on you I like it when guys puke
i think i might be gaining a little bit of weight, from all the cheeseburgers and fries i've been eating for the past few months
>>41243455Thank you too.Paperclips are the best fidget toy. >>41243463I'll puke in your gay mouth.
>>41243433How do I eliminate this fat I have on my waiste
And how does a man who claims to have been a white knight bully in high school also claim that he was a 120 pound asthmatic langlet with a stutter in a mixed race high school? And how does a 14 year old homeless teen that identifies as a closeted gay who began "very young" and remains constantly in the company of older homosexuals afford drugs? Hmm? HMM?!?
Hard mode: I won't exercise and I don't do diets and I can't purge because I take medication
>>41243454Objection You should think about red pandas not slayer.
If you're English and gay and aren't calling for remigration you are a shame to us all
>>41243472>>41243480can you get mounjaro injections?
I have an entire catalog of vocaroo receipts for these charges from The Archives of course.But for now, in accordance with the Iran Initiative, it remains the position of the Komitet that gays are simply dissident trans, and that "AGP" is some made-up monkey shit pilpul invented to sow discord in The General to promote division in the ranks.And I wont allow it. The partys position remains: Death to all who wont conform to tolerating differences.That is all.
>>41243497And the most I'm willing to spend on it each month is one hundred dollars
>>41243484lolHe has been sniping at my heels for days trying to get my attention, so I thought I would throw him a bone. He enjoys it.I will be back in a few with some pandas for you though. I just have to find them.
Autogynephilia is not real
Polar bears or pandas
>>41243506I am trying to design my red panda fursona. He is black and white.
>>41243480coq-10
I accidently stabbed my hand. But I'm having chicken fajitas and pork carnitas. And I ate 5 pieces of a microdose shroom bar.
>>41243539A black and white red panda? I don't know of such a thing. All pandas are great though. Erryone lurves pandas.Here is the panda vid I saved for you. You probably saw it around the web already though.
squeak in my ass
>>41243608o_O
>>41243539I was going to do tiger stripes in my hair, but I fucked it up. I was thinking of re-doing it later.
>>41243162So cute
>>41243600He has panda bear patternThank you>>41243671Tiger wolf?
the squeaky hole gets the grease
I think I stay in gaygen because its slow enough that I dont have to check it often. But I just looked at the catalog, which I rarely do, and noticed that it seems to be a pretty active board. But so many of the threads are so depressing. It kind of pisses me off that there are so many trans who are miserable. Whatever you consider them or think of them, its sort of bullshit that so many are from developed nations and so miserable so young and can't even count on 'the professionals' to give them any damn help. No wonder they snap so often. The mental health 'profession' is such a goddam fraud.I mean, there is trans and then there is trans. That is, people who want to live as the opposite sex and those who have been convinced that they actually are. The trans of yesteryear didnt have these problems. They didnt have assholes posing as clinicians telling them that they are actually women on some interdimensional plane of reality.It would be like someone who believes in aliens going into a shrinks office and being told they are right and aliens are everywhere. Then people would act surprised when the guy goes out and starts shooting at reptilian xenus or whatever.Im looking at you, Tucker.
need bf etc>>41243539ew you're not a furfag are you
>>41243769I have a fursona and draw but nothing else.
>>41243769Why do you draw pedophiles with children 0_0
>>41243769Says the person posting this art
delta will you be participating in locktober?
>>41243789they aren't children, he's an adulteveryone I draw in explicit situations is over 18 if not 25>>41243784post drawings>>41243790wym
>>41243812I don't have pics of them.
>>41243812Why don’t you draw actual men instead of skinny fags
>>41243823take pics then, it doesn't matter if they're good or not>>41243834bc I'm skinny fag!!
>>41243708Do you mean you have a panda suit? I would look forward to seeing it when its finished if you do. I saw a trans (?) yesterday walking around with xer dog yesterday dressed as a tiger. It was strange but cute.I dont relate to the furry thing, but I had a freind who was. They went from furry to trans, it was a sad ending. But if I had a spirit animal, it would definitely be a rat. I doubt there are many rat furries though.
>>41243846Yeah I figured
>>41243846Maybe some day. My sculptures are a little better.>>41243854No suit
those with fat faces and no apparent cheekbones have you tried this? just do it an hour a day
>>41243859I do enjoy big strong muscular men though
>>41243769Why is he gripping his cigarette by the fire part of it wouldn't that burn his fingers
>sucks finger for an hr a day >Teeth fall out
>>41243874Based
>>41243879bc he burnt the bottom with the cig which put it out, and he's puffing on it to see if there's any ember to reignite it
My fursona is a bear
>>41243862Oh I see. Well I am glad you enjoy pandas. Do you ever visit /an/? Idr if I mentioned it earlier or not, I thought I might have. Anyways, its full of wonderful animal lovers.I used to geek out at their aquarium threads. I used to be big into aquariums and marine life. I dont really remember why so much, since I was very young, a teenager during that phase. I kept some later on but it was a different time.I had pet rodents, but never a rat. I befriended many mice though. This is one someone anonymously left me to free from a glue trap. Or at least that was my assumption. Idk how he would have got their in a trap otherwise. Perhaps they meant to annoy me.In any event, I freed him and set him loose nearby with a store of food to get him readjusted. Here he is cleaning some glue off his fur I imagine. It was very long ago.
asian guys HATE white boys
>>41243903being a skinny fem fag bottom dating a muscular masc top is great honestly especially if he's like 15 or more years older than you are
>>41243915sending this to the rcmp so no one can say “i had no idea” when it comes out you’ve killed and eaten 40 children
>>41243926Are you that 30+ yo I was talking to yesterday or the day before
>start taking multivitamins>makes my nails rock hard>scratch off my skin off by accidentpoggers
>>41243925No they don’t. Asian twinks love biwisi
>>41243939possibly, I am over 30
>>41243956Ic ic
>>41243417holy shit i wanna be manhandled like this by euromutt politie
I'm making a meat sauce in the oven and then I'm gonna add cream and cheese and pasta and bake it all up.
>>41243769HOOOOTTTTTTTT I need an older guy to put his cigs out on me >.>
>>41244012What is that called
I need some background news podcast for dinner but none of my guys are on and Idw watch those zio loonies on Fox or the lefty crackpots.Idk wat do. Id settle for business news if they werent all scheisty shills. I could watch Kevin Lee Jacobs cook but he always makes me feel ashamed of my own kitchen skills.
>>41243924No I stopped going to /an/ it was too slow. My brain is so busy always.I like rats. Very intelligent and affectionate. I have to go, byebye
>>41243996I think he was pretty famous there. I dont remember when it was, quite some years ago. It was pretty well known event there. Some of it got pretty ugly iirc.
>>41243915sending this to RCMP to save your siblings and other children in your area
>>41244033you could listen to true crimeI've been listening to Emma Lee lately and she's pretty goodEWU is also great
>>41244024fancy baked pasta
>>41244038Take care.
I made that salmon earliermarinated for three days first desu tasted good
>>41244057I do watch stuff like that sometimes, for better or worse. I just looked up EWU. It seems well liked. I cant watch crime stuff while I am trying to eat though, its much too depressing, which is why I tend to not watch it much, the news is bad enough.I just wanted a recap of the days events without a bunch of nutty shilling or commercials. Maybe I can find a chill lecture to listen to or some interview. I culled most of the news accounts from my twitter because so many were rage baiting.
Do the homos here appreciate my dad bod?Cuddleworthy?
vroom…vroom…
>>41244099maybe renegade tribune?
I know what I can do. I can put on an old movie. I wanted to download one the other night I thought of but I forgot what it was.I might re-watch Heist. I've seen it a dozen times but its got a lot of good actors and is pretty basic.
>>41244118I did look at it just now. Not quite news but interesting. I g2g for a bit. Ty for the suggestions.
>>41244125Watch the 49rs and rams
Well I'm pretty high. I made a long post about how high I was, and how it's a great time to grind ff14. And I went on a rant about the game then deleted my post.Anyways I'm going to look at something super colorful and trip out.
>>41243471You're welcome! And yes! They're fun to play with!
go team bean! *farts wetly*
https://youtu.be/E2Oe5YKhzCE
