>>41242369
need bf >.<
If a straight guy calls a bottom “buddy” it usually means he wants the bottom to suck him off.
>be top>straight friend calls me daddy
My gender is attack helicopter xD
>>41246088He wants the biwisi
what does it take to become an male entertainment dancer, like at chip n dales or whatever? is there a height requirement
finally fucking done cookingthe stupid potatoes stuck to the foil but the baked pasta looks amazing
Do I look like jimin
>>41246116about 5’10 and up
>>41246123;(
hey guys, did the government shutdown under joe biden?no.you get what you voted for.
>>41246143The government should shut down permanently
>>41246143What happens when it shuts down?
wanna know a tmi fact about me that i sometimes do?
>>41246163I genuinely don’t know. I heard there are some government websites that are down tho
>>41246143I voted to make bottoms cry and it worked
>”if you ever say something bad about trump again, I’m withholding my dick from you”how would you respond if your bf said that
>>41246200Trumpers are subby bottoms in my experience
>>41246200I would have already dumped him if he was unironically maga
I ate two 100 mg THC edibles
>>41246218Show hole
>>41246075Who have you been talking to. Names.
>>41246163people don't get paid. so like if you have a pension from the military you don't get it. oh you work in the armed forces? you don't get a paycheck. oh you work for a government agency? you don't get a paycheck.
They hate that I pass as a bear
>"Anon I have a really cute gf for you?"How do you respond?
>>41246250>I have aids anon...
>>41246245Veterans stuff is funded differently and still continues during shutdown
>>41246245They all get the back pay the minute its over plus goodies until then. Its not that big a deal. No one is going to sweat a government employee for money and risk looking even worse than the government because they know payback is a bitch when you fuck with government employees. Not even congress or the president would hold out forever because the fucking last thing any ruler wants to do is piss off the employees with guns.
>>41246259it's ok. she does too.
>>41246248Cub hands typed these words. I would clock from a mile away ywnbarb
I'm craving something sweet really bad.
>>41246277Yay
Is she autistic? The only way I would ever date a woman is if she had autism and schizophrenia and HIV too because then you know it was just meant to bee x3
>>41246287Eat candy
>>41246302Do you have some?
If I was dating a woman we could play with plushies and then we would play videogames and then we would play Minecraft and then I would tickle her with my bear paws
>>41246287Do you like berries? I love blueberry stuff like muffins and pie.
>>41246297>Is she autisticworse. she plays genshin impact. just keep seperate bank accounts and you'll be fine.
>>41246309No but I ordered creme savers they arrive today
But if I was dating a man we would do the same things except it would be more difficult for some reason and he probably wouldn't want to play plushies or minecraft
>>41246313Yes.I want Boston cream donuts.
>>41246310>I would tickle hersuddenly i'm diamonds
>>41246316Ohhhhh I know women like that and i can't wrap my head around that game it looks difficult
>>41246282You will never be a real barb?
>>41246319>it would be more difficult for some reasonbecause of all the time it takes to anally douche.
I don't douche.
>>41246325the hardest part is telling them that new barbie isn't worth 2000$'s.
I think mostly I just want a super cool friend to spend time with maybe I should get a roommate or something but I want a roommate I can tickle and cuddle with at the same time and wrestle with in bear costumes but we don't have to have sex because I have HIV I used to have a straight male friend like this and it was fun
>>41246334I don't understand
>>41246332Do you cum fart shit dick? x3 squeak >.<
>>41246355Yeah I your face.
>>41246345i just want a dad that's like a dad. you know. not the kind you have sex with. the kind that takes you on long car rides and listens to npr.
Be honest would you be my roommate I have three cats...
>>41246320Those are good! I've been having lots of pumpkin spice stuff lately!
>>41246345You need a daddy to take you on playdates with other littles
>>41246365How you stay skinny?
>>41246362My ex boyfriend used to take me on long car rides all the time when I was skinny :3 it was so beautiful I got to see a lot of the country I live in and the winter landscape
>>41246367I like older guys but I was always making them cry when I was younger and I don't know why but I wasn't on anti psychotics then
>>41246328Bear. Pancakes is just a chub stealing valor from the real bears
I don't know that little stuff is a little paedophilic for me it triggers me I would never let someone make me wear diapers never
But if we all wanted to get together and watch paw patrol...
I actually don't like watching paw patrol I just like the designs of the characters
>>41246374I don't know... I eat smaller portions and do a lot of activity. Maybe those?
Stream The Life of a Showgirl
i'm ready for whatever
>>41246383You would love it if you tried it. I can tell.
>>41246207thank god I’m not your bf. I voted trump and my bf doesn’t care at all even though he’s somewhat liberal
Can I stay at your place tonight?
>>41246415Is it as bad as her last one?
>>41246450Voting Trump isn't the same as being a Trump worshipper
>>41246455I think people will like 3-4 tracks at most
>>41246462don't try to back peddle now that the government shut down. own it. your kind are responsible for people not getting paid now. you voted for this whole shit show and when people are outraged, don't try to deflect the blame. own it. you did this
>>41246450You’re a retard high key
If trump said "im going to suck my own dick on live tv, right now, never been done before" would you watch him?
Can I get some ideas on what to do if one cannot connect with anyone? I'm starting to get violently angry.
>>41246544I’m high key not, he’s a really good president
>>41246536I voted for Kamala. Calm down, no one cares about anything related to politics.
my star, oh my beloved. so close, yet so far. >.<
>>41246607He's shit and so are you
squeak!
>>41246607Not really. My groceries still higher and economy still sucks. They keep every promise except the ones that help me. 500 trillion to Israel good president!!!
I am NOT listening to anything involving Sabrina Carpenter
>>41246640Have you considered not being poor?
>>41246661I’m not poor I’m jewish
I hate women.
>>41246679Based!
>>41246675Then enjoy your tax cut and stop whining about poor person problems
>>41246685Why are women so evil?
>>41246688I could always have more money silly goyboy. You’re retarded for voting in people who are actively crashing the economy
this is my ideal bf
>>41246701The economy isn't crashing for me. I don't care about anyone else.
>>41246702forgor pic
>>41246710Right you’re just a dumb nigger who doesn’t care your money is worth less and less. 800 trillion to israel sarrr
>>41246722You sound poor and mad
>>41246728You sound braindead
>>41246600Give up. Dark times ahead.
>>41246746Don't care. You lost. Trump 2028.
>>41246771>You lost
>>41246702>>41246719do you promise to love him forever even if he gets old and fat?>his recent self
>>41246801No I only date young twinks.
She looks so good for an auntie in her 40s x
>>41246805lol she was on the graham Norton show last night and everyone was talking about she look botched and/or pregnantshe also looks not so good in this British interview uploaded an hour agohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exz62D28ymw
is being a bottom different from being a top?
>>41246816Yes
>>41246816Depends if the bottom is one of those gossipy manchild bottoms
>>41246815think its just bad makeup choices and the bangs are so outdated and gives me trannyswift vibes
