>>41258392
i shit myself on wednesday.

>>41258392
havent showered yet tho :(

>>41258402
greentext

>>41258408
>be me
>wednesday
>sick
>sneeze
>shit myself
>house catches fire and i am forced to evacuate.

>>41258402
>>41258434
Hope everythings okay
>>41258405
A bad smelling ass is just as good as a good smelling ass
I would sniff your ass before and after you shower :)

>>41258434
can you go into more detail about the shitting yourself part

>>41258405
I miss having a girl to shower with and rest my head on top of hers, kind of peak tbqh

>>41258469
>be me
>IBS
>urinary incontinence
>prone to pissing and shitting myself
>challenge myself not to shit myself 2025 (buying new underwear sucks)
>ffw october
>shit myself
>during dinner
>break down and cry.
>then housefire.

>>41258489
can you be my wife

>>41258489
how did the house catch on fire though?
you shit your pants so bad the house caught on fire?

>>41258489
I would also wife you

>be woman
>"yea so I shat myself and my house caught on fire"
>multiple marriage proposals that are more sincere than their posters want you to believe
Foid privilege

>>41258502
garabage caught fire in another unit.

>>41256794
i am still looking for bf.

>>41258511
so as soon as you shit yourself the fire alarm went off and you had to evacuate again?

>>41258527
like 10 minutes after. yeah pretty much.

>>41258392
I haven't showered yet today and I'm wearing week-old clothes. It would feel so good to have someone get off on all my natural scents before taking a hot shower <3

>>41258534
please let me be your husband I have a well paying job i can buy you underwear

>>41258511
I don't think I'd be a good enough bf for you but we can be friends and you can do all of that with me until you find someone proper
Do you have a discord?

>>41258535
God I wish I could jerk off to your ass smell

>>41258615
yah i mean that would be nice but im anxious about putting my discord here cuz idk!! what if the feds associate me with shitting myself.

>>41258663
don't worry I have multiple accounts
you could add surprisinglyanalt and I could add you to my actual account from there?

>>41258703
so I'll associate this account with shit, I now realize

>>41258511
i am literally offering to be your husband

>>41258663
i um. if any other bachelors want me.. feel free??

Same oomfie

its going to smell like actual moid shit

>>41258711
Post your disc for her then anon!
>>41258722

>>41258741
Does girl shit smell any different from moid shit?

>>41258741
You lie, tranny butt has a lilac but pungent and sweaty aroma that rewires chasermoid brain like a drug.
Source: it came to me in a dream and I've also fapped to Yxxzoid art ten times so I'm fairly knowledgeable on the matter

>>41258969
i'd let a tranny butt rewire my brain

>>41258392
Mine smells like anal fissure treatment cream rn

>>41260265
hope your ass gets better

>>41260296
Yeah i hope i dont need surgery :( doesn't often go well, and I really really really want to be able to bottom

>>41260409
Would be awful if you couldn't get fucked
I want to get fucked, so I hope you can too after your ass gets better

b-bump

ive been wearing the same undies for like a week

if u ask nicely i can show u

>>41261776
could you pretty please show me your undies? I would really appreciate it if you did
is that nice enough?

>>41261819
sure :3
https://litter.catbox.moe/nswi7pv8u2iqceti.jpg

>>41261971
thank you very much :3
would bury my face in your ass

>>41262017
and what after that huh

>>41262021
do it again? sniff? grab your thighs? idk

>>41262033
oh yeah sniff me tf up i like that

>>41262087
sniffing your ass all day long

>>41258392
Why do men enjoy sniffing my hole?!? It's sweaty and I've been farting. At least let me shower first so it smells like lavender

>>41262698
bad smells smell good too

>>41262698
please let me sniff your hole

>>41262698
guys love estrogenized bussy its like a light to a moth. or fuel for their rocket.