I have been curious about how it feels to shove objects up your vag, especially food items, and especially hot dogs, since the age of 13. I'm a stupid preop mtf tranny and I have no way of knowing how this feels by trying it on myself. And no, I'm not interested with doing the same thing but with my anusI know that hot dogs are not your first choice bc thinness+softness+hygiene, but I also know that this website is full of stupid freaks and at least one of you must've already tried this. If I had a vag I would have probably already learnt the hard way that shoving food down there is a stupid idea
No one does this tho do you know how fucked foid holes are? They are basically constantly fighting off a yeasty bio holes are evolved to be constantly combat with bacterial infections if you stuck a hotdog in there you are going to culture some sort of fucked hot dog water select agent that needs BSL4 storage pussyholes are biological weapons
>>41265448I kind of know this but i still believe that there must be someone here who has tried
>>41265429>preop mtf trannyGo back to one of your containment chambers.
bump
>>41265448yeah this i would never put food in there
>>41265429>Since the age of 13...Girl, get a fucking dildo, you're a grown ass woman, wtf...Also I'm cisgay, do trans prostates still work? Like is anal fun for you?
>>41265429I haven't done a hotdog and never will because of yeast but I used to masturbate with carrots
>>41266329>get a dildoyeah that's probably how i'm ultimately gonna proceed after srsidk personally i don't like any sensory input from the prostate, it always feels so uncomfortable, i don't do any anal and i'm patiently waiting for some doctor to swing an axe into my crotch
>>41266334but you could try it with a condom
>>41266345hotdogs are so soft shoving one in a condom seems annoying. I don't have enough of a thing for food, carrots are kind of erotic though
>>41265429food doesn't go up the butt anon
>>41266474i mean sure, there is something about carrots, but in my head there not on the top of my list of phallic objects, but things like cucumbers or eggplans also tickle my imagination the right way
>>41266485I KNOW retard, i'm speaking abt pussy only
>carrots are kind of erotic...>No actually cucumbers and eggplants...You hoes are on some freak shit
>>41266518yeah that's what the thread is about
>that long haired boy who keeps buying cucumbers (always the curved ones)
>>41266593i mean yeah i was exactly like that at some point but with whipped cream and lollipops
>>41265429t. blowfly girl
>>41266487I can see cucumbers, eggplants feel a bit too big though
>>41266770you're right about eggplants but they are purple and that's my fav color
>>41265429stop sticking greasy glizzys up your cooter.>>41266605whipped creme can be fun. the way it expands is fun.>>41266770and squash.
>>41266783I like purple too maybe I should find a small one >>41266854those might be a bit too big too
>>41266854>up your cooteri wish>>41266933small eggplants surely do exist, you should be able to find one
>>41266619genuinely thinking about earthworms in a vagina is some of the first instances of me being obsessed with female anatomyt. not op
>>41267852ok this ones weird but i agree that there is something appealing about having a hole for putting objects inside in an erotic context and no, butt doesnt count.
>>41268165yeah i mean i do know it's weird but there's just something appealing about earthworms squirming around inside someone/me
>>41268212did you know you can experiment gummy worms?
>>41268235not the same, i know it's not practicalplus that's just asking for an infection
>>41268266i know, i just had an idea and thought for a while that i've come up with something brilliant
>>41269214no. let it die. you sick freak
>>41269333no. it's here to staybump bump bump bump
