Where's my youngshit tranny gf?t. Oldshit tranny
>>41294686i have a bf
>>41294686*sees that you're a hon**pepper sprays you and runs away*
>>41294883What if I'm a former youngshit grown into an older adult woman?
>>41295076that's not what oldshit means, silly. [x]shit just refers to when you transitioned.
>>41295174According to my time I am a youngshit, but according to modern times I'd be a gigaoldshit neverpasser. It's all relative to genetics.
>>41294686i'd rather shit in my hands and CLAP then interact with an oldshit
>>41295422What, afraid we're gonna make you turn off the tiktok fortnite brainrot edits with fascist undertones and join us for some real offline co-op gaming?
>>41294686r u gonna be the one topping
>>41294686How old r u? Although im more of a midshit (started at 17 now 20). >>41295445 also how young are you going for unc i grew up with splitscreen BO2 on the ps3.
>>41297138nta but is 23 unc i played bo2 on the 360 at leastt. 23
>>41297153Unironically? No its not actually unc lmao your still young. Ironically to my zoomer brain? Yeah ur litterally unc, one foot in the grave desu.
>>41297171>my zoomer braini am very literally a zoomer
>>41297181Well duh but like I call anyone older than me unc cause I think its funny. Someone could be a week older than me and id say theyre unc status and are on the brink of death. Idk, you aren't irony poisoned enough.
>>41297215i used to be at 20 and even 21being old sucks dont get older than 20 trust me
>>41297226You sound like my dad lmao. Im not really scared of aging. I just hope im a cool ass granny lmao. Gotta live life rn for that to happen tho
>>41297256im one of the terribly scared of aging zoomers who accidentally aged a little too much
>>41297276Unc status comes for us all. Dreading it only makes us waste our youth. When my unc status comes to me I shall wear it with pride as a symbol of a life well lived >:)
>>41297325i already wasted my youth i also havent started college and im homeless and in debt now so i dont exactly know when ill stop wasting it
>>41297337You say that like your youth is over. Most people live to like 80 broski most people dont have theyre shit figured out till they're in their 30s. 30 is where unc starts imo.
zoomers are so cute until they open their mouths and say 20 different words you've never even heard of as they try to profile you with whatever this months microniche armchair diagnosis algoslop is
>>41297377Unc spotted. How old are you unc? 30s? Ima guess 34? How close am I?
>>41297399uninstall tiktok
>>41297411I already did, that shits brain melting, im not a doomscroller. I only have YouTube and I dont watch shorts. Now answer my question unc. 34? 35?
>>41297356>5 out of 12 young years gone with no end in sight for it to stop being wastedi feel a ton better
>>41297419I am not your uncle zoomie. Now put the fries in the bag please
>>41297676Do u think were all Joshua block lmao. Cmon i told u im 20 tell me how old u r unc pleeeaaasssseee.
zoomies can't even define what "unc" actually meansit's just a meaningless catch all word used in jest and in insults because they're too white to say nigga
>>41299184It means old retard
>>41299204sure thing unc
