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Good afternoon. Here's the news.

FEMA has announced the discovery of a new sign to help identify Visitors...

Budding breasts.

Creatures with this particular trait have shown heightened sensitivity around the chest area, which makes them prone to slouching to protect against anything that might cause pain or discomfort.

Multiple eyewitnesses have also reported encounters with individuals with soft, feminine appearances but male sounding names and voices that resemble that of young boys.

One account claims the individual was “very skittish. With almost cat-like reflexes and a particular aversion to touch and loud sounds.”

Researchers believe such individuals might be Visitors.

That's all for now. Be wary of people who claim to be “boys” despite their soft, womanly features.

The decision is always yours and your whole future might depend on making the right one. So, no matter how masculine a stranger's name is, be careful if they are too girlish.

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>>41296986
anglosphere
2030
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hi how do I know if my roommate is a visitor? he keeps staring at the window 3 hours a night and talking about teeth in his sleep
only ever teeth, never cats
do visitors need more teeth?
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>>41296986
what do i do if I'm showing signs of being a visitor ???
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>>41298357
Make sure to check for the usual signs!
If you're uncertain please contact FEMA and follow their instructions
>>41298394
Get in contact with FEMA by calling 000-451 and follow their instructions!



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