Computer Friends EditionQOTT are you friends with /cg/ regulars?>>41344765 (previous)
>>41348851i didn't come here to make friends
>>41348851noI only have one 4chan friend
>>41348851Bronya and I are married, but we don't like each other, we sleep in separate bedrooms, and we haven't had sex in two years
>>41348851What's the best way to find guys to hook up with? Progesterone made me want to be a massive slut and it's getting hard to cope with on my own
>>41348876i did tho which was cool
>>41348851I made one really good friend from here and he ghosted after talking every day for a long time and I think I had feelings for him and I can't stop thinking about him nowChaser btw
>>41348877It’s me right??
>>41348886Of course.
>>41348882can't beat the classics! grindr / scruff / sniffies will sort you out>>41348878its perfect
>>41348876I did though
>>41348898Invaluable advice from cg's least sexually active tranner
>>41348828>>41348818yeah its not the standard but i believe its cause trannies already have lower DHT. my DHT was at 4.7ng/dL. thats cis women level, usually even trannies that have higher DHT have it on the higher end of cis women or below 100ng/dL anyway (which is too high for a trans woman). powers want us to have DHT below 10ng/dL
>>41348897omg omg I’m so in love
>>41348916i consider myself the board's most sexually active incel
>>41348916She's right though, grindr for men and twitter for women
its so cute cis men blocking their DHT which is 5x more powerful than testosterone... they're like proto-trannies :3
puppa pup pup puppy!
>>41348882slut shaming should be normalized
>>41348926t4t scene is pretty good on grindr! desu if i wanted to hook up i would hit lex but thats kinda regionally dependent. im straight today tho fuck women without mef and stu here theres no point in being bisexual im swearing off it until they're back>>41348938oh they are EATING that shit>>41348939it's not, and it won't be. what now
When the cissoids act like theres a difference between preventing hair loss and chemical castration.... honey it is very much serving intelligence not on fleek!
i want seal hugs...
>>41348938cute puppa
>>41348933chasers seem awfully fond of that compared to cis men
>>41348951anon who talks like that. who has ever talked like that
>>41348951They are both gender affirming care, mine just makes me more handsome instead of a sissy
>>41348953hehehe yea i got a couple more like that, today's harvest was bountiful
>>41348898grindr is all enbies where I live, never heard of the others I'll check it out>>41348939I'm a tranny, I get all the shaming no matter what I do. Might as well have fun with it
>>41348938aww>>41348952it’s kind of funny how leopard seals are like water lions but they just look so cute
>>41348961very blessed, thank you for sharing the harvest
Babe it's time for both of us to take our daily hormone pills
>>41348955it is known. same as roids. i dont care i love the roidbros they're usually pretty cool and get it more than the other guys>>41348963sniffies is fun cause it's like built around a map view so its great if you're into group or public. scruff is just knockoff grindr but you can get some freakier stuff on there from time to time cause there's written prompts. less trannies tho which is a positive and a negative
>>41348973anon are you sure you got these the right way around ive been growing a lot more hair and you're looking kind of... breedable... all of a sudden...
>>41348957Wew chile it's very much giving hasn't clocked tea! Keep serving ignorant realness, sis
>>41348984the house
I love Tsundere Wink Chan <3
>>41348966hehe that's not a leopard seal! this is a leopard seal c:
good morning tranners
>>41348997Good Morning !
>>41348996but my point stands tho look at that guy I just want to pet him like a puppy
>>41348982I think the ideal trans woman would actually be on T for the sex drive but then you just shave her to make her a woman>>41348990I don't know what this means I haven't listened to enough black trans women's authentic way of speaking as interpreted by white children on tiktok to understand it
>>41349003yea they're cute right :3
>>41349005thats basically me im back on the tgel and the prog ive been sending my bitches messages that sound like panty sniffer posts
currently drinking>>41349009such a cool animalbut my fav are prob crocs
I should order the Cattle Decap camo hat
>>41349032is it good i want to get into green tea sooooooo fucking bad but i have kratom trauma its the only thing i can taste. im trying out a new bubble tea place i found that has peach gum in the drinks and its so good... i wonder if it really does boost collagen or if thats a myth
i don't want someone with an insane body counttoo many points of comparison, too much experience, don trust like thatshe should be as unfucked as me with a tiny single digit bodycount (2)that actually makes it more lewd and disgusting you're just fucking stupid
>>41349042Cattle Decapitation isn't a very fun band name.
>>41349057you don't get to talk like that when you already got your cherry popped. damaged goods
the trannies are demoralizing the chasers who dont want to get bald :(
I'm eating a dairy milk bar with my cock out rn, I got spaghetti stains from last night on my Sopranos tee
>>41349068god i need you so bad it hurts
>>41349057High body count in the gay world= stds
>>41349063I raped myself but I'm just glad it was with two people i really loved, I'm basically a virgin now though because the knowledge and research was lost
>>41349057real
>>41349078virgin by technicality is so funny same babe lets stay pure together
>>41349047oh bronya I forgot to get IRN BRUas to this teaIto En makes three Oi Ocha bottles that K have tried and this one (Bold) is the most bitter by farI really like the flavor but if you prefer a milder tea then try either normal unsweetened or matcha genmaicha
>>41349062They're vegan so it's like ironic or somethingI just like their slams and goblin highs, I still eat borgor
>>41349032crocs r cool i wish there was more large reptiles around todaywhen i was a kid i used to get sad thinking abt the dinosaurs T_Tplesiosaurus... my beloved... you were too beautiful for this world...
Qott: No.
>>41348882What country
>>41349089are you Marie?
>>41349083i see i see..... ive browsed around there's a lot of good options that ive considered but im scared... i just stick to barley tea. but i gotta get over it its too fashionable to resist
>>41349093yea
>>41349087It's funny because I've eating cow face and cow brains. The whole cow head is the tastiest part of the animal.
>>41349103is it good? ive seen some preparations with the cheek but never anything using the whole head of a cow. need to research seems glamourous
>>41349082all I remember is she brushed her teeth against the head of my penis and it kind of didn't feel great but I still loved her at the timeI just don't know if I'm ready again babe>>41349074I'm on my couch rn babe I'm dipping my dairy milk in tea and melting it and I need a shower
>>41349102haha I love you so much friend your posts resonate with your wonderful energy
>>41349109its ok not to be ready! thats valid and normal. i also need a shower im so fucking lazy
goodmorning
>>41349108I've had cow tongue, cow cheek and cow brain now at Mexican restaurants. The tongue tastes the best. If you like mildly spicy food you need to try a lengua (cow tongue) taco.
>>41349081I'm sorry I posted filth but I cannot tell a lie.>>41349076I don't know the data on this enough it's more of a fear issue, but this is always a consideration, some people are freaky with diseases and people lie too much.>>41349113I'm starting to feel a fine film surrounding my body and face, forehead feels gross. I think I need to microdose showering I shower every day and filth out in like 12 hours, I could be decomposing.
>>41349122Gm sobe
would you?she only fucks black guys fyi
Idk if I should dress up for Halloween
I wish there was a perfect system to properly match a tranner with me in terms of personality and looks, I'm ugly, if she's ugly, that makes it correct, and I'll love her.
>>41349122morning friend
>>41349110:D aw thank u so much! this brightened my day
>>41349113wtf I proved how easy it was last thread
>>41349142Moap is fucking rancid. Racist bnwo weirdo's are probably one of my most hated chud archetypes.
>>41349091Germany
New Paul Dano just dropped
>>41349124tongue is the besttttt i like the texture of it a lot. i havent found anywhere that does lengua tacos here but im trying to track one down i have informants on the ground scouting it out>>41349148literally mogphobia. you're discriminating against me just cause im hot? literally fucked up hot people need love too>>41349125no way its just all the gross stuff exiting your body so you'll be all clean and shiny underneath. trust me im a medfet professional
Coffee :)
>>41349145kfc bucket dress
I had a perfect personality match, it crashed and burned hardNeed a woman whose personality makes me sick to my stomach now
>>41349160easy to YOU. you dont know what my shower routine is like. do you think i look like this with a quick 15 minute in and out that shit takes 3 hours minimum
Frotting with a tranny inside a fleshlight together
>>41349142Neh he looks like someone's dad if you see him without all the angle fraud
>>41349183>quick 15 minute in and outthis would fix you
>>41349186hope you're investing in good shit im not sticking my dick in anything off-brand whether it's a fleshlight or a chaser>>41349182hey cutie. it doesn't get nastier than bronwyn>>41349195LMFAO at this point im not even sure it would
i want ice cream
>>41349203I have some.
>>41349203what flavour. i forget if we spoke about this before we have pretty similar taste in food right
Whenever I come here it seems like it's the same couple of namefags/tripfags. Do you guys ever take a break from posting? How many hours are you on here per day?
>>41349203Hi monkey, I have strawberry iced cream
>tranny complaining to you about how she never got to try pussy>holding a fleshlight for her while she pitifully humps away and cries>restoring order with your cock in her ass
tired of sextired of not nice thingsi wanna live in mr roger's world
>>4134920824/7/365. more bronya that you can handle streamed straight to your prostate. you will enjoy it
>>41349172Yeah but my acne is coming back I think I need a better diet and stop smoking cigarettes personally. Skin care is too difficult too, cleanser and scrubber thing is all I can do I'm a simple guy.
>>41349212I can tell you wear incel glasses from how you write
>>41349212;;ero
>>41349212He's just a gross guy if he's whining about not being able to fuck pussy. Can't imagine a relationship lasting very long with such a person.
>>41349218You need to figure out how to use your own prostate before you worry about mine
>>41349224ive been thinking about trying to quit smoking too... its a real strugglehonestly as long as you're cleansing / moisturising / wearing spf you're probably getting 90% of what skincare can do for you
>>41349237im scared thats an exit not an entrance>>41349236personally im just a gross guy
Smoking is a lower class problem
>>41349165impossible the already anti-social culture makes finding friends inpossible and all you gonna get is ahmeds on dating apps wanting to behead you
>>41349205can i please please please have it :(>>41349207https://voca.ro/1fW48vk9CgTp>>41349211OMGGG PLEASEEE PLEASEEE LEADSEEEEEEEEEEEEE CAN I HAVE SOME PLEASEEEEE>>41349208i just came back from work vro
>>41349252but im in line for the crown in scotland and i still do it :( i dont understand is it a glitch
Bronya probably smells like perfume and vape juice and body odor with extra ballsweat
>>41349257>can i please please please have it :(Nuh uh!
>>41349165what part? if you're in berlin you can literally just go outside
>>41349238I started vaping but it's actually worse because I can do it while sitting at my desk. If someone wants to meet me somewhere I can't see myself walking there unless I have a cupla cigs on the way. It's all routine and breaking that really fucks me about.Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I cleanse and uh, use a wipe on my face now and again
>>41349262you have no idea i use a lot of sketchy PCM skincare and prepare my own traditional medicines the way i smell on any given day is completely unpredictable and always unsettling. today i stink of mugwort, baby powder, and stone fruits. feels good
>>41349258You're not directly descended from the peerage
>>41349266why :(
>>41349273My stone fruits have some facial cream for you babe
>>41348851no all my friends exist in real life and not on the internet.
>>41349257right right peanut butter... i think lots of people crave strawberry this time of year its around when you start to miss summer right>>41349271listen cleansing is great fed is best happy is best we're all just doing what we can as long as ur trying im proud of youyea the vaping AND smoking combo is fucking lethal i do it too and its insane. smoking cigarettes i dont even want just to have something to do with my hands in public this shit is insane>>41349274nuh uh my pedigree is 100% pure and ive got the nonexistent upper lip to prove it >>41349279ooooh i hope its tret!
Guess all the trips' social class
>>41349283Any of em hung
>>41349285I HATE SUMMER BUT I LOVE STRAWBERRIES>>41349285ME UBERMENCHES UBERSOLDATEN EVERYONE ELSE JU JU JU JU UNTERRR
Making my tranner drink large amounts of milk to increase her saliva's viscosity and sloppiness
>>41349285I assume most are pretty well off since they can afford not to work and just spam this gen all day
>>41349293I HATE MILK can i just take a bunch of grey market salivatory medications instead
>>41349278I'm evil.
i LOVE milk ur just not arayan br*nya
>>41349296They unironically all love with their parents
>>41349257I don’t have banana flavor for you monkey
>>41349296thats right baby im /lgbt/'s sluttiest princess. come kiss the ring
I can't talk to him anymore so I want to talk about him all the timeKing size Reese's CupsMaj7#11
>>41349289yeah.. like a...
>>41349302no i dont like ayran either
>>41349310What?
>>41349311no wayyyyy you gotta set me up what the hell
>>41349256Yeah I've found that most guys who are into me irl are Ahmed's for some reason and they usually are really aggressive and uncomfortable. I agree about the antisocial culture, this is a lonely place to live
I visited my friend's house for the first time in a long time and he was like "dude you gotta try this milk it's insane" and I was like no thanks dude I don't really like milk and he was like "dude it's organic and whole though youre gonna love it" so I tried it and it was just milk and not goodHe's an aggressively pale adult blond man so that makes sense I think
>>41349284>smoking cigarettes i dont even want just to have something to do with my hands in public this shit is insaneYeah this is a bitch, I'll roll a cigarette when I'm feeling anxious in public it's like a coping mechanism. I'll smoke like half of it. I'm fed but it's bullshit food sadly, I wish I had the talent to make nice healthy shit, but all of that shit spoils so fast.I'm proud of you too, you're doing it all constantly. Anyway I gotta take all my clothes off and clean my shower and then shower hope I don't burn my skin off
>>41349327omg.. just go outside and hangout where all the people go at night. its so easy...
>>41349321That's what I'm saying
>>41349336>aggressively pale adult blond manFeminine? Fuckable?
>>41348851>are you friends with /cg/ regulars? yes, several
>>41349343im cheering you on!!! you can do it!!!im unemployed and live with my parents i can devote 100% of my time to beauty i promise it is much easier for me than other people. the payoff for the amount of effort i put in is comically low taking it easy is the right move>>41349345i do that but they're scared of me :(
>>41349267Small city with little going on. I wish I lived in a place like Berlin
>>41349350heya
>>41349301https://voca.ro/1nsnXxWHvmAI>>41349304https://voca.ro/147rFqlGHfxy>>41349305https://voca.ro/1ilrrpADslRm
this is what you look like to me
honestly I hadn’t had milk for about three weeks before yesterday and today I feel a lot better physically and emotionally
okay i really have to go grocery shopping today and pick up meds... but i will probably fail today also.cause i drank 12 cup of dunkin dnuts coffee and it didnt even do anything to me... and now im down to a tall boy with 5 bags of tea.. and i dint think its going to get me out of the house... and a monster... with 0 sugar...my brain is so ruined... i cant even function.
>>41349366You should probably stop doing allat
>>41349360cute monke noises>>41349366just go right away don’t even think about it just go
>>41349372most helpful cg post LMFAO
>>41349376share ice cream bro
>>41349354alot of them pretend to not know me but as the night winds down they text me their adresses and i end up staying with them for the night.
>>41349366Why did you drink 12 cups of coffee
every single one of my guy friends thinks women with a high bc/high amount of previous sex partners are gross and wouldn’t date one if i say that on here bronya or some other perpetually single person will get mad at me tho
>>41349390they saw that one episode of futurama
Pushing on her stomach and ruthlessly deep dicking her in missionary on 12 cups of coffee and a tall boy with 5 bags of tea and a monster day
>>41349372whats allat like 6 and 7 is allat right
>>41349395who the hell is perpetually single ive been in a number of happy relationships up until even recently
im a virgin... is that too much of a bodycount?.. im not sure
>>41349356hiya <3>>41349395your guy friends are weak and insecure that doesn't mean you are, tho
>>41349390so i could have enough energy to leave. but then i stayed still on a pillow.
>>41349404I bet you have thought about having sex. You WHORE.
>>41349400i want you ><
>>41349396I liked watching Futurama but I don't think I'd enjoy rewatching it that much. Do you know what I mean?
I've rewatched Futurama at least eight times and I loved it every single time.
i used to have a big crush of fry from futurama but then i learnt that jews created redheads so.. :(
sitting a chaser in my lap and gently feeding him an endless supply of grilled meat skewers with lots of cumin while i give him lots of praise
>>41349411I feel like after it didn't work at 3 the problem is obviously something else
>>41349395You actually learn how feminism works from body count discourse. They go off of anecdotes and bizarre reasoning about average numbers of partners a year, but it's easy to confirm that normal people have several partners over the course of their life (we can actually assume less for zoomers) and rather than it being some misogynist attitude, both men and women prefer not to date people with high body counts. There's not really any argument to be had, but feminists pick and choose when to be data driven and when to resort to "theory" (i.e. vibes)
>>41349424there's lots of gingers in russia tho aren't there its unpatriotic to dislike them like you guys have the second best claim to it after us. cute ginger russian boys are so hot....
husband to cook pumpkin soups mid autumn to <3
>>41349395yea being too much of a slut will make you lose value in the eyes of most men and it makes it harder to pair bond
>>41349395>bronyaTranners who are looking for long term relationships with men should probably just do the opposite of whatever Bronya says
>>41349384can’t do it monkey>>41349408how’s your day goin
>>41349428i have tea and a monster. and i have to get a vial of estradiol at pharmacy and go grocery shopping.. even though i have like alot of vials of estradiol.. i need to get that 1 too.
>>41349439I need you woman.
What are we counting as high? Nobody is saying it
>>41349432cause feminists are retarded just like feminism as a whole>>41349436OKAY YES WE ARE NUMBER 4 TECHNICALLY BUT THATS ALL THE JUDOS ACTUALLY>>41349444okay u hate me i get it u can filter me i get it maybe kill me yuh? just kill me i get it no ice cream for me i get it :((((
>>41349432https://voca.ro/1mqg4P7mvosA>>41349443how many long term relationships have you had with men? that's what I thought. talk to me nice
>>41349439umm delicious. do you like to make alot of soups?cause thats.. really does it for me.
>>41349455More than 5 for tranners. There's so many virgin tranners around, so why would anyone date a blown out used up whore tranner?
>>41349455there's no number it's just recycled talking points about virginity they will shame you if you have had sex and they will shame you if you haven't just do whatever you want
>>41349457poor monke
>>41349455idk but i think more than 10 would be gross for both men and women
Virgin tranners + virgin chasers so they can be awkward together <3
>>41349464i can make tomato soup, pumpkin soup, ezogelin soup, i can make my national beet cold soup, mushroom soup etc.so yes!
>>41349485пpивeт пaдpyжкa
>>41349489пpивeт кaк дeлa кaк пoгoдa aзaзa
>>41349457more for me!>>41349481i will say there are many both chasers and tranners i know who are deeply awkward around all of that stuff and also in general regardless of the state of their hymen. never give up hope your dating pool is bigger than you imagine you are so much more desperate than you even know
imgoing to mozy on over to the other boards and threads now. but i'll try to grab some estradiol and go grocery shopping and that soup looks really tasty, and you should keep making more soups all the time cause soups are one of the best foods and its very sexy and heart warming.
I think any guy who says he doesn't care about how many guys his gf has fucked is lying. Sorry.
>>41349471I don't think 5 is noteworthy high. I've slept with more women than that and I started late>>41349480Interesting difference, twice as many before high
>>41349500soups are really cool yes!good luck on your estradiol hunt
>>41349471That's why ravaged holes like bronya are lowtiers
>>41349485beautiful. soups are wonderful.
I'd rather my tranny have a higher bodycount than have had topped ever in her life.
>>41348897I LOVE EVA YAY
Ive slept with 10,00,00,00,000 people and they're all in my dms begging for round two
>>41349515preach
>>41349496https://voca.ro/1d5e312gnAKr
i’ve done two blowjobs and that’s it (consensually)
>>41349509i would honestly say my body count isnt even in the top 10 reasons most people should avoid me theres a lot of much more urgent red flags im worried about your risk assessment anon
>>41349509I don't think she has seen that much actionI think she's just very loud about preaching sex positivity to an almost absurd level
I'd rather my tranny have a higher bodycount than date virgin Bronya.
>>41349526>>41349527im schrödinger's virgin you won't know until you spread em
>>41349523chaser btw!
I wasn't really planning on asking about how much dick she took lol
>>41349522шaвyхy cдeлaлa.... пoнятнo лaднo. кpyтыe дeлa эмoдзи c coлнeчными oчкaмия eм cвoй cyп oн пpocтo aхyeнный кoгдa бyдeт мyжик я eмy бyдy этy хyйню дeлaть oн aхyeeт oт жизни хaхaх
I think my current anxieties are that I'm trying to fight against the very obvious reality that it's over for me and it's causing dissonance
>>41349537that would be super cool and based but no sorry
>>41349540right like to me thats a weird question every time someone asks me that its like. why are you asking that. dont be a creep
>>41349540that’s good but i think its a topic that inevitably comes up when you’re dating someone
wore makeup to work today #troonedout
>>41349553Hot.
>>41349553i remember how i wore makeup while boymoding and no one noticed
>>41349551It really hasn't for me honestly. Like you might hear about the most recent ex or their first crush a bit, but I really don't talk about people's entire sex lives. I don't think I ever have, and certainly nobody has asked about mine
>>41349544https://voca.ro/1eOBiZUyg54N
>>41349526Her body count is so high she's deluded herself into thinking she's a virgin bc she hasn't had piv or something
>>41349553lovely
I'll buy my tranny top tier makeup if she promises to wear heavy and whorish makeup in the bedroom when I ask for it.
>>41349560that's unusual
>>41349553also if ur tranner is NOT being annoying about dan and phil confirming they are dating, you need to check on her>>41349557it’s not hot i would say >>41349559many such cases… i used to do hella makeup and be like “hello my name isrussell”>>41349569based…
>>41349567i did have piv i put peanuts in my phantom vagina in astral projection
>>41349563a тaк ты нaвepнoe тopтилию a нe лaвaш зaюзaлa дa? кcтa я y нac нe видeлa пoкyпaть лaвaш. зaгнивaeм
>>41349376cause its too dangerous to drive with my brain like this.i need to drink the tea and about 1/2 the monster before i would say i'm alert enough to drive around.and i smell today cause i didnt shower yesterday and i have on the same clothes. but idc either. i want to get alot of food today and hide for a while maybe a week or so.
>>41349579I don't think it is is the point I'm making. I don't think it is at all.
I like to separate trannies into two groups:>pure, virgin trannies>whores who've had sex in the past
>>41349571baby ill be wearing it constantly regardless of whether you want it or not>>41349560yea no i feel the same way. the inventory of it is insane. maybe cause i move in more sexually liberated circles? but i think if someone asked for a specific number i would genuinely laugh in their face like thats so fucking weirdddd why are you counting whats wrong with you>>41349567no didnt you hear im not even a fake virgin anymore i was wrong i actually have had my hole knocked through. apparently it was pretty bad. im excited to start fucking again though
>>41349595omg…. sigh i’m a whore forever …
>sexual liberationI fucking hate feminists so much, it's unreal.
>>41349586https://voca.ro/1dM35x82ZPRM
imagine being so retarded you transition despite not being a virgin. you already threw away any worth you could have as a woman
Hello everynyan
>>41349595Poggies I'm not a whore
>>41349616and what are you gonna do about. you're gonna cry on the internet? about the mean words the cute girl said? if you're about it like that come JFK me
whats stops anyone from lying that they're virgin
Stop taking bait.
>>41349617извини этo мoй poднoй язык пpocaчивaeтcя... нe бoйcя кoгдa пpиcoeдeнимcя к pфии тo вce измeнитcя
i started trooning out and then got raped like 2 months later .. society …
>>41349588take a shower : )
>>41349625kfc kfc kfc kfc kfc hellcat vroom vroom axe axe nuffin nuffin
>>41349642many such cases. hang in there
>>41349635Nothing and I think most people, like Kratos, operate on don't ask don't tell. Not saying it's right but it is what it ishttps://youtube.com/watch?v=sBzrzS1Ag_g&pp=ygUiVGFtZSBpbXBhbGEgbGVzcyBJIGtub3cgdGhlIGJldHRlcg%3D%3D
>>41349642new definition of passing : (
>>41349635The thing about anal sex is that you can tellA good chaser can examine a hole and instantly tell
>>41349642im so sorry this happened to you. hugsi had similar experience when i just started trooning out. fortunately I had actual tools to defend myself
>>41349659bet
>>41349635Nothing, but you can anyways tell. I'm too awkward to have had sex before. Unlike all the other used up folks here
>>41349649it is what it is>>41349658LMAO, no he was misgendering me it doesn’t count i think >>41349664sorry didn’t mean to trauma dump or whatever, just thought it was kinda relevant and funny to the convo; i’m proud of you for continuing to live your life and being yourself after that :)
>>41349670kfc kfc kfc koolaid koolaid grape flavor grape flavor colored greens ahnenele ahnela
>>41349643noo okay i will before i go out.but then i have to dry my hair and do my makeup again. ugh
>>41349676>colored greens
>>41349687yeah cause colored people eat them
>>41349675hug
I wonder what i should order. I think I'm gonna get donuts
>>41349667When you stand up all of the shit instantly slides out of your massive hole without you noticing
>>41349684will feel refreshing I took one this morning and shaved and put on aftershave I feel really nice>>41349695noodles
>>41349702>aftershavedo u need a tampon with that? lol
Idea for a general: thread where men who date trans women can talk about their experiences dating them, give each other advice and support each other. We could call it...pursuitgen...or maybe huntgen? This would be a separate general from mtfgen
>>41349698ok listen just because i shit myself significantly more than the average geriatric doesn't mean that my hole is loose my diet is just deeply medically inadvisable
>>41349702Ordering noodles? Tbh i could get chickfila but it's expensive
i’m retweeting so much dan and phil shit rn bro
>>41349698i am charmed by the idea of leaving a cowpat everywhere i sit though. something to remember me by
>>41349712none of the chasers here actually date trans women
LA in thunder and tornado watch :(
>>41349523to the oliver garden boy?
>>41349705aftershave is for men tho>>41349716chick fil a is so good I might get that for dinner
i look like this btw
>>41349719I do! But also I think his idea is stupid so I'm torn. I get no respect here I swear
>>41349729for sassy men
>>41349719you’re so far away>>41349735maybe there is a language barrier issue here
>>41349716Didn't you just get a pizza?
>>41349732on the left?
>>41349733ill respect you king ;3
Tranny who fucks pussy X chaser who never fucked pussy <3
>>41349742I only have like 2 slices left
>>41349741real men use a hatchet when they shave and dont need no aftershave
>>41349745top right im looking for a nice goth girl to perch on the shoulder of to aura farm>>41349750WAIT THIS IS KIND OF CUTEEEE i wanna femdom a chaser about how even a cute and sweet girl like me has fucked more pussy than he has
>>41349727one of those was him, the other one was with this one guyboth were under the FALSE pretenses of wanting a serious relationship, i’m not about casual sex
>>41349761I thought you said he was only a friend
>>41349773yah now all that shit happened 8-9 months ago
>>41349712Bronya would enter it and reply to every post with her shitty takesSarah would also enter You would have to make a discord server or something if you actually wanted thisBut even then I bet that discord server would somehow end up getting infiltrated by transbians
>>41349760I'll be the girl (chaser btw)
>date>tranniesLMAO nah that's only for real women. Trannies are for sex.
>>41349787>I'll be the girl (chaser btw)Tale as old as time
>>41349788>t. tranner
>>41349761date him pls. hes cute and deserves it!!!!
>>41349788>t. transbian blackrock demoralizer
I would date bronya if she were a few years older, had graduated, and had a steady job.
>>41349787e-even more ero... i bow down... i need to goon harder...>>41349782i would do that. for example *ahem*i think the prc has full rights to locate and appoint the reincarnation of the dalai lama. frankly i think tibet is as much of an illegal ethnostate as israel and should be handled similarly
sarah gotta be the worst poster
>>41349803Can you read?
Tranny (now bottom) who has only fucked pussy and chaser (always top) who has only fucked guys
>>41349808i would offer a marriage pact cause im pretty confident ill achieve all of those things but im shippin out for china baby unless you've got that visa you're getting the chop next year in chengdu
I would rather suck-start a shotgun than be with a fat, misandrist, welfare-dependent dyke tranny.
>>41349803he has already fumbled me long ago, i have a boyfriend who i love very much thank you tho bjork anon
Top tranner (Y'shtola cosplay) + bottom chaser (Alphinaud cosplay)
>>41349808also you cute little chasers all fail the marshmallow test you can't conceive of delayed gratification it's so sweet and indicative of serious trauma during childhood
>>41349828you met your bf here right?
Grim.
>>41349832yah
>>41349827if you do it let me watch>>41349830im listening. which versions of shtola and alphie. and answer quickly i've got a runar in my dms who's suited up and ready
>>41349849Bronya, now that the dust has settled, do you agree that law enforcement should search the computers of chasers older than 25 who simp for stu
>>41349754silly monkey I am a gentleman
>>41349842So since it's just the two of us now how about that spaghetti dinner?
>>41349842WHAT
>>41349863u r not a gentleman u didnt give me ice cream >:(
>>41349861i am not interested in a conversation about whether my friend looks like a minor or not that's. just weird behaviour. but she's like a little sister to me cause she's the same age as my little brother so ill never think any of you are good enough for her. she's a great cook and way funnier than she gets credit for whoever eventually gets lucky better treat her right
>>41349810Sarah is a really good poster (and cute)>>41349870Gentleman must do what is best for monkey, monkey is not civilized enough to make the rules
>>41349875I will happily pass judgement on whether people i dont like are problematically neotenous tho if you're curious
>>41349878i am SO civilized u just a JEW JEWJEJWJEWJEJWJEJWJRWJEJWJEWJJEWJEJWJEWEJWJEJWEJWJEJW DOENST WANnt tSHARE ICE CREAM EHWWEWEJEWJEWJJEJWJWEJJWEJJJEJEJWJEWJWEJEJJEWJEWJW
>>41349439Never made Pumpkin soup - do you know how it compares to Squash?
>>41349868Alright, business casual? Mind if I wear my hoodie, I'm a little cold.
>>41349884I don't think many in cg are. Maybe autumn. Veronika is mentally problematically neotenous if you catch my drift.
>>41349909right right like its less "this seems like you're attracted to minors" and more "im actually genuinely not sure if she can meaningfully consent"
>>41349869dawgy is expressing her disapproval at aft meeting her bf here. it could be interpreted as concern for aft or jealousy/bitterness depending on who you ask.
>>41349917well I met her here
>>41349913>>41349909u retards are lcuky idk whats "neotenous" and all ur other smart ass words
>>41349930LMFAO
>>41349897i don't think i ever had squash but i know they're supposed to be sweeter than those orange pumpkins
>>41349444pretty goodfound out last night that my friend maybe harbours a secret attraction to me, so that's been weird but also funnyive spent most of my day telling people about it so farhbu?
hoe do i tel if my dog is a hon
>>41349944what’s weird about it you are really attractive
>>41349939I'll squash your prostate and maybe some sweet juice will come out of you
>>41349933i asked chatgpt im NOT childish im just full of energy and full of love and life!!!!! u just JELLY cause u all DEPRESSED
>>41349904*toses you a coat made from wolf pelt*
>>41349949you have to evaluate primarily based on soulhon levels. see if they engage in hon-type activities>>41349944omg do they post here PLEASEEEEEE spill every juicy detail im dying for gossip about other people's lives i dont go out enough anymore
>>41349954i dont have a prostate
>>41349904Is there like a business fast casual? You know like how Chipotle is a step above McDonalds? Let's do that
I completed dragon slayer and completed F2P runescape, where do I go from here?
>>41349971roblox squid game
>>41349963Why?
>>41349939Most of the time when we eat pumpkin in NA it's combined with lots of sugar
>>41349971Elder scrolls games maybe?
>>41349975why not ive never seen it so ill just presume its not there because women dont have them
>>41349971Original deus ex with revision mod
>>41349504i never caredbut also wound up not being a guy so maybe you're right and men are just fragile idk>>41349640sorry i had to because it was an opportunity to talk about myself also though, body count is not the demoralization bait category for which the people voted! respect the will of the voters!
I'm a gold star chaser and I will not be shamed for it
>>41349994YES, if he touched a BLEEDOID he's DEAD to me
>>41350001anon where do you think chasers come from...
>>41350001>bleedoidwhy are you negative towards cis women they're your sisters
>>41349989Yeah but you're like 30 years old and single though right? And clearly not mentally well. Your opinion wasn't asked for.
>>41350007the big beak birds take them to loving families>>41350012cause i love baiting :))))))) and i only support russian cis women
>>41350022yes yes sweetie exactly go have some more water from your hamster bottle
>>41349733This is a trans woman>>41349878>>41349944>>41349950Grim stuff.
I don't even know if I'm a chaser anymore. I've become something more
>>41350025no they put estogen in it i dont wanna become a tranny
>>41350032do you want to talk about that. how are you feeling now. how is that change manifesting for you
Ok I decided. Ordering donuts after finishing pizza
>middle aged underemployed terminally single men give life advice>pathetic, sad, creepy>middle aged underemployed terminally single women give life advice>enlightened beyond human comprehension, blessed, perfect
>>41350029>trans womanYou wish. Maybe fix your yee yee ass negging and you'll get some bitches on your dick
>>41350038what will you dress up as for Halloween
>>41350038can u order KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC KFC 300 CREDIT SCORE
>>41350034wait im just noticing that mole on your cheek for the first time what the hell its so beautiful im totally jealous... like the perfect beauty mark... i gotta start drawing them there its so pretty>>41350039Yes.
>>41349950what's weird is he's my friend from like 13 years running even if i liked guys i dont want to fuck him that'd be weird what's also weird is he knew me as a man for 9 of those 13 years and he has only been sexually interested in cis women for the entire time ive known himso when he says im prettier than his roster of young hot cis onlyfans girls i have to assume he's just lying probably to get me to play ps1 games with himit's a good strategy, i'll give him that>>41349961does nobody read my regular installments of The Late-Night Transbian Meta-Attraction Blog?you can read the details here: >>41346308>>41349963me eithersolidarity >>41350013i was in a relationship for 9 years which is probably longer than you've been an adultyou can be embarrassingly insecure if you want tho, don't let me stop you
>>41350040You're very feminine.
>>41350043Idk i don't think I will. I'm just gonna stay home anyways
>>41350047i think its like a crumb or smthing
>>41350053Not really lol. I just don't type like a cold autist
aft's bf is a namefag?
>>41350044She doesn’t even respond to you quit being a spastic
>>41350050attraction isn’t just looks ofc
why do chasers here always presume we have the dick or the prostatewomen don't have those what the fuck are you all on about
>>41350059LMFAO
>>41350063i dont want her response i want KFKFKFFKFKFKFKFKFFKKFKFKKKF NGEIGIEGIEGIEGEIGIEIGEFGGGERG
>>41350060You're making my cock hard already babe. Put the maid outfit on.
>>41350055sad you would prob be fun at a Halloween party
>>41350061nohe's an anon
>>41350076Don't play gay chicken with me man I'll fuck your ass for real, you won't be the first man either.
>>41350077I would most Def not be
>>41350086dont join admins banned me for “antisemitism”
>>41350073Alright man
>>41349810worse than you, fagboil2shitpost loser>>41350065i think he's just high and lonely he'd say the same to anyone to get them to spend time with him - at least if he thought they'd like it
we have got to get more autistic
>>41350099kfc kfc
>>41349712I like the sound of that
>>41350111did you read it or did i waste my time looking up the post number?
>>41350066Am I right in assuming your name comes from Greek myth though?If so, you share the name with my brother's monitor lizard
>>41350121read what
>>41350111I'm already having a hard enough time
>>41350069after careful examination i do have a beauty mark there
>>41350125you motherfucker>>>41349961 >does nobody read my regular installments of The Late-Night Transbian Meta-Attraction Blog? >you can read the details here: >>41346308
eunuch dinner..
another way to feel what you didn’t want yourself to knowand letyourselfgo
Sarah genuinely has one of the creepiest attitudes towards men I have ever encountered. Ever.
>>41350137Smakelijk eten
oh also post urs obvs
>>41350050found it sorry im trying some funky shit with filters and you got caught upHE WANTS TO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU SO BADDDD HE IS BEGGING FOR IT HE LITERALLY SAID "I AM THINKING ABOUT HAVING SEX WITH YOU IN THE FUTURE" AND "I FIND YOU MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN THE PEOPLE IM BANGING"you do not need to get more autstic you need to get significantly less autisticf with some urgency
>>41350137I really want to stay at your house
good thing im not autistic
>>41350133you didnt know???????>>41350142am i even close...
>>41350137that is not a salad and you are not a eunuch
>>41350144c:>>41350154u do not
>>41349917That's not what it was. You got juked.
>>41350142We get it already, you're a samefag and you don't like Sarah. Shut up already
>>41350163uh i literally am tho? and it is!
>>41350162no i have roblox to play and job to job so no i just noticed now
getting a lucky crit on a particularly vicious backshot into my beloved bottom chaser and turning him into a beautiful light pink stucco feature on the headboard
>>41350164But you know how much you broke me apartI'm done with you, I'm ignoring youI don't wanna know
>>41350174your face is a stranger to you thats insane. i could tell you exactly where every mole on my body is at any time without preparation. maybe im just too AGP
>>41350154And I hope it all works out
>>41350172Correct. Anyone who dislikes Sarah is me. There couldn't possibly be more than one.
>>41350194you are literally the only one ive noticed
>>41349875I'm going to marry stu, make her a mommy and happy for the rest of her life.
which is worse:>finding out your bf watches trans woman topping a guy porn>finding out your bf enjoys my little pony porn
Sarah is an ugly annoying transbian
>>41350199Idgaf
>>41350181omg do not T°T
>>41350202i don't really care about any of it other than the last part but you better make her happy or you'll have me to answer to >:(>>41350203i fully expect to watch clop with my future bf. if you cant match my freak its never going to work out
>>41350191what do you wanna dowhat's your point of view
>>41350203mlp porn is okay as long its with rainbow dash cause im literally rainbow dash but NOT A LESBO
>>41350122no it doesn't :phttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scilla
my real name is Maria tho
>>41350214clown do you really not know the song babe??
10 is not a high body count wtffthats a super reasonable one (and kinda low desu) i feel like?
>>41350209Ok
my dog is an eunuch now too :(theres only my dad running on testosterone on this house now
>>41350232get a load of this whore
>>41350237have sex with him
>>41350232the second you try and engage on a specific number with these people you have lost im telling you. they will shame you for having had sex at all and there is no way to win. my advice is just stop caring but thats not very helpful LMAO
>>41350224Also a very pretty thing to name yourself after
>>41350142you need to workshop thisit's nonsensical but also i don't care at all what moids think about how i treat moidsthis is not how you bother me>>41350149im not so surebut knowing me im going to put myself in a position where i find out for surei do hope that doesn't go horribly for me >>41350173if this is a fetish thing i wont stand in your wayhowever, that thing ain't no salad and i will die on this hill >>41350206uglier than you, retardimagine being so inept you can't get this annoying
>>41350255You'd think chasers would approve of tranners being promiscuous
Sarah is a good looking interesting transbian
>>41350228Nice, all aunts on my dad's side are named Maria
>>41350249ew not too fond of incest
>>41350255>they will shame you for having had sex at alllol nobody here has done that
>>41350262This isn't a polyfag group. I want her for myself
>>41350262Men do not have the first idea what they want, let alone any concept of how to get it. it is very annoying i wish they would simply do what i tell them instead of trying to think with those beautiful empty heads of theirs>>41350259well what's the worst case! if he gets the chop he gets the chop>>41350277no i have did you hear im not a virgin anymore i forgot apparently i have had sex
>>41350232No it's statistically higher than average but not like crazy at allNot a big deal
>>41350274u break daddys heart :(
>>41350219I'd move heaven, earth and whatever those buddhists believe in to make her the happiest girl in the world
>>41350086groomergen
>>41350293an acceptable start. i'll consider the terms of the dowry. your unfamiliarity with basic buddhist thought will factor into these calculations
>>41350284honestly?worst case is i do something i will very much regret just because i am unused to the attention of boys
>>41350286Thats extremely high unless ur like 50. how do you have 10 relationships long enough and meaningful enough to have sex while being under 30
>>41350302you gotta take a minute with this if you don't smoke start you can't be talking about men like this. do you have any idea how many men there are everywhere. im tripping over them when i try and walk outside its exhausting the attention of one is worth less than nothing
my body count is around 16, most of them being undocumented migrants from uzbekistan, buried them near the A-370 road
I'm 100% convinced that bronya and most of the other trips are psyops designed by the tranner in my dms to make her seem like an angel in comparison to them
>>41350331the tranner in your dms is a psyop by my polycule of transbians to keep you crawling back to me
>>41350331I also believe this.
Imagine taking Bronya's advice about literally anything
Fully convinced
>>41350346you can probably take her advice on collecting stds
>>41350346anon the worst thing you could possibly do is fill out a job application. do not ever do this especially not right now
>>41350313i have never in my life been hit on in person not even by womenwhen you tower over people and have a fully expressionless face you don't come across as approachable also like i don't pass and i spent most of my moid years as a FUB so few would be interested anyway this may very well be the only opportunity i get to have this kind of experience and i can't lie, that's pretty hard to ignore
>>41350331They certainly do make you appreciate the more normal trannies yeah
>>41350352i wonder what advice i would give if someone asked me about this. probably visiting a lot of bath houses?
>>41350304Have you heard of the term “hooking up”?
>>41350362sure whatever fuck around a little dont take it too seriously. just dont get hung up its fun to feel hot
>>41350372That's called being a whore if you are having sex.
>>41350142What did she say I wasn't paying attention
>>41348851I finally got a boyfriend anons!!!
im a virgin but i wish my body count was two. if i were cis i wouldve have been these two guys gf :(
>>41350230no i do thats y T°T>>41350232now this is how u bait lol>>41350259yeah totally thsts y i had orchi... but like how is it not a salad?
>>41350390Good job.
just got done drug alloquating for the past hour
>>41350390REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>41350395kiria im gonna start hitting you with a rolled up newspaper when u post about these fucking friends of yours im losing my mind>>41350400omg i love alloquats they're so yummy
Getting my dick sucked from the back is my business... and business is terrible
can you hear me callinoutchya nameyou know that I’m fallin and I dunno whata sayI’ll speaka lil louderI’ll even shoutyou know that I’m proud and I can’t get the words out
>>41350384Hooking up here and there isn’t that badDoing it constantly, sure that’s whore shit
>>41350400yes sir i will make 50 50 microleter aliquots of our stemcell cultivation drugs :(
>>41350415muted
>>41350390Happy for you, nona
>>41350396see >>41350415IIIIIIIIIIIIIII wanna be w u everywhere
Awful niggas like me know that when an inexperienced tranner gets a bf, she's actually more vulnerable to negging than ever
>>41350362what is a fub?
>>41350390now this calls for a celebration
>>41350451basically like imagine the hottest type of guy in the entire world. my future husband in essence
>>41350381i will be extremely upset with myself if i wind up giving my bottom virginity or whatever not only to someone i don't love but someone to whom im not even attracted>>41350396no you had an orchi because you're trans which is different than being a eunuch a salad has a leafy green and a dressing! that is the bare minimummaybe you could get away with no dressing >>41350451FatUglyBastard
>>41350439dont say that anon :( sure thats a pretty terrible thing to think or say but it doesnt make you an awful person. say something nice about yourself to make up for it>>41350464this cannot seriously be about fucking virginity are you trolling me right now is this bait. who gives a FUCK about virginity
Somebody called for a fub?
>>41350406>kiria im gonna start hitting you with a rolled up newspaper when u post about these fucking friends of yours im losing my minddo i speak in a dumb way since im esl or i just talk about the same things too much
>>41350362You were a chad, and now you're a mommy gf. If it were appropriate to hit on a woman femdom style and you didn't radiate transbian particles, you'd get more attention.
>>41350420it’s a really good song
>>41350477i just know when its you it's a woman's instinct i can feel it in my tits>>41350474hi can i get uhhhhhh an XXXL sausage pizza and some buffalo wings
>>41350464ah. I'm in my fub (female) arc i guess. Trying to get out of it.Seeing pics of you inspire me. I hope I can be half as pretty as u.
also i saw a hot guy on the vet today i kept looking at him his face was cute but not the most handsome guy ever but he was like 190cm/6'3 god unfortunately its true being tall is such an attractive trait :(
>>41350479i hit on women femdom style all the time it works great
>>41350399thank you <3 <3 he's been my best friend for many many years now and we've finally admitted our feelings for each other, we grew up and now we get to be husband and wife together and take each other's virginity, I'm very happy>>41350403apologies if I made you jealous>>41350425>>41350453it absolutely would if I didn't have an exam in two days
>>41350513study hard and have a huge amount of fun w him after!!
>>41350513Cute
>>41350491Only reason people give me a second look is my height. I’m mid otherwise
>>41350464except i haven't feminised at all, the opposite if anything, i look like a man now so at best im a eunuch, actually. >a salad has a leafy green and a dressing!uh that's retarded, go eat ur lettuce away from me pls
>>41350473me, apparently i didn't expect to but idk having my first (and probably only) time be an experience i have to dissociate from and feel ashamed of sounds so horrible that i was considering it for a while as a form of extreme self-harm>>41350479i do hit on women femdom stylejust not in here and really not very oftenlike three girls in the past year but that's a different kind of attention - nobody hits on ME>>41350490that's... wowthank you <3im sure you'll do even better than me
>>41350541i dont think you have to worry about it so much its just sex it only means as much as you want it to. stimulate your nerve endings and see if it works out some new shit in your brain. nothing in life is remotely as serious as you make it it seems totally exhausting
>>41350536i didn't say anything about what you look like i very pointedly avoided thatif i may>the way i was gay was in a trans way, it's not the same thing as being a gay manso you are not a eunuch by the same argument i WILL eat my lettuce without you, you can't have any, bitch!
ew ew ew ew what the fuck is this new youtube UI
>>41350541>im sure you'll do even better than meI'm not sure about that. you're gorgeous in the pics I've seen from u. I'm really worried about loose skin afterwards because my skin is pretty shit in general, lots of stretch marks. I think I have to lose a similar amount of weight that you did, so you're hopefuel tho. We'll see how it goes.
It's nice and calm now that I've filtered bronya and sarah. What is everyone doing today?
>>41350568Touching myself and whimpering
>>41350568Donuts
>>41350568i’m just working and being anxious
>>41350568Talking wit bwonya!~~~~
I need a Xanax I can't get drunk at noon to deal with this
Do you think I could eat all 13 donuts in one day
>>41350592What are you dealing with broski?
>>41350533its in fact a very attractive trait. you're probably cute at least, its not really enough to make someone looks attractive unless you have a height fetish. its just that its a thing that really makes someone more handsome
>>41350558are u dumb?
>>41350594I think you're too bitch made for that
>>41350568dating my childhood best friend, and how's your day going?
>>41350568Leveling runecrafting in OSRS
>>41350573
>>41350596not really. It's an extremely strong enhancer/detractor but the actual face and body matter infinitely more>>41350600im gonna try I haven't eaten yet
Yikes.
>>41350603cute.....
>>41350601giwtwm ;___;congrats anon living the dream
>>41350595Irrational anxiety, my body is just deciding that I need to feel like I'm about to die for no reason since I didn't have time to walk 8 miles this morningI'm getting real sick of having a dollar store tier brain
>>41350607Cute shitposts
>>41350616>w<
mmm think i will start a new terraria worldi love this pic so muchniko believes in seal love! <3<3<3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Z-8vy6sPQQ
>>41350601That sounds cute
>>41350536>look like a man nowlolhttps://voca.ro/19DIUZ3pllDk
omg getting donuts delivered is 30 dollars wtf
>>41350604>not really. It's an extremely strong enhancer/detractor but the actual face and body matter infinitely moreyeah thats basically what i said. unless someone has a fetish for that (lol) it shouldnt be the most important thing in a person. BUT yeah a hot 5'7 guy would look hotter if he were 6'0. but hes still hotter than a 6'0 average guy. i wouldnt change a tom cruise for a guy that just have his height as attractive trait :p
>>41350623https://youtu.be/8FCAHU93NAk?si=leC1GZLBHVC2aw7j
>>41350602Based
>>41350639nigga just walk
>>41350602Quit while you can. Don’t let the addiction take over
i am experiencing DESIREhttps://youtu.be/h_lhspmjCJ4or something like it
>>41350655I touch it like once every 2 years for a week
>>41350621Legit a good poster, even for a namefagEnough simping for now though
sometimes i feel so happy looking at niko i tear up a littlewe're so blessed the world is full of lovehttps://youtu.be/QOfokpW7Z54?si=ZGEAXEdmnlwMigrP
>>41350608>>41350628thank you anons, it's been a long time coming and happened like a shitty romance novel too, and we're finally together, we're both in college to become nurses, and he's planning to move in in about 6 months
>>41350660thank you i do it all for my fans ill work hard to keep doing my best for everyone
>>41350566oh i most definitely have loose skin and huge stretch marksthere are things you can do about that but it'll never quite be like you didn't have themthe good news is im told that being fat when you start hrt is how you wind up with these sweater melons i have - along with genetics, of course so ymmvi believe in you nona, you'll be beautiful>>41350552i just don't want anyone else to do things like that to me, is really more what it is>>41350597yeaim retarded
>>41350648lol this was very strange ty
>>41350665Beautiful
>>41350602Only post worth a shit
>>41350667sure i get that. its normal to be protective of yourself in a life like this. just dont war with your instincts you know what i mean just figure out what you're going to do if that's what's happening
>>41350665aaaaaaaaaaa ;______; this is cute nona im so jealous in a good way i wish i had this too enjoy your relationship and your life nona that sounds so cute <3
>>41350665>nurses relationshipoh......oh no :c
>>41350596It’s usually the main thing people complement me on and not my looks. I think I’m just very generic and average looking
>>41350659Ok that is good. To be fair runecrafting makes me want to quit
>>41350633LMAO i do tho :x>>41350667apparently
>>41350697no digas eso :(
>>41350697no no, he's not the type to cheat and neither am I, we're well aware of the stereotypes but it's against both our axioms to do anything of that nature, we're actually both still virgins and waiting to give each other up to one another, it's a little pearl clutchy I guess, but we view sex as an emotional thing more than anything
>>41350703mais non, cherie
>>41350680the person i DO want is unavailable, however i know what i I HAVE to do i just don't WANT tobut eventually i'll have to stop messing around and find a way to bury that part of me forever but that day is not todaytoday i dont have to worry about consequences yet
>>41350697Sour grapes from the actual cheater.
>>41350714this all sounds very retarded
>>41350667>the good news is im told that being fat when you start hrt is how you wind up with these sweater melons i have - along with genetics, of course so ymmvI've actually been on hrt for about 7 years or so, and really let myself go in the past 5. I have small tanner 4 a cup tits despite being fat lolI know its not healthy to rely on others for your self worth, but I really hope someday ill find a man that loves my body. Thanks for the kind words sis.
>>41347125It's a but expensive so I'll have to wait a while probably. But I definitely want to get it done some day
>>41350719it's just the way things have to be>>41350720ohh i see i thought based on what you were saying that you were just starting well, anyway, i hope your weight loss journey goes well and is rewarding for you >Thanks for the kind words sis.any time! <3
>>41350748what's the going rate for tongue splitting.... been thinkin bout this too recently
>>41350665song for you twohttps://voca.ro/1jzYDljx9zhvhttps://youtu.be/SaV-6qerkqI?si=OHnNqZq3yTcZV2Hp
>>41350760To get it done "professionally" it's like $4kBut if you get into the body mod community there's people that have been doing it for others for decades that are well known/made a name for themselves and they charge around $1k(one of the most notable names also travels with the body mod conventions and will work with you for when he's closer to your town)
>>41350771>https://voca.ro/1jzYDljx9zhvnta but you have a lovely voice, August.
>>41350760Please don't. It looks disgusting and is unhealthy.
>>41350785>>41350760Holy shit I had no idea it was so expensive. But you should both absolutely do it
>>41350790WHOOO ASKED
is prince a former triptranny or a gaygen troll?
>>41350800he's my discord kitten
>>41350796Did I reply to you?
>>41350790ok I won't, but only if you love me forever. deal?>>41350794I'm getting conflicting messages here. what's the over under on chasers liking split tongues? I get excited thinking about what I could do with my tongue....
>>41350809who replied to you! who asked how you feel about them. i personally felt zero need for your input on it
>>41350790i think it looks cool desu but maybe a bit satanic
>>41350810Deal
>>41350810>what's the over under on chasers liking split tonguesBody mods are fucking awesomeSplit tongue also gets the pervert in me going
>>41350810>I get excited thinking about what I could do with my tongue....Me too. It's actually the hottest thing imaginable. I've also heard that anyone who hates split tongues is actually dumb and retarded.
>>41350810I've only seen it in porn but it doesn't look good to me
I SHOULD BE SHOT
maybe i should think about getting my chaser's tongue split
>>41350800I think Prince is a former mtfg tripfag. Let me tell you a story of poles and soles. The hero of this story is maiq. Most of the tranny tripfags unironically loved him because he was good at texting. But, when they let their guard down just enough, maiq would shed his skin and ask for feet pics
>>41350816yaaaaaaaaay! I love you baby!!!!!
>>41350748ravooooj I’ve been singin
>>41350843Cumshot?
Dire.
>>41350831>>41350836Hot. Would you be a pervert for me? I wanna make you feel good with my tongues...
Fuck my gay chaser chungus life
Bleak.
>>41350848no maiq is way too pathetic to be him
>>41350790I don't remember asking. Thanks :)
>>41350848>hei hate reppers so much it's unreal
>>41350848I also think he's maiq
>>41350870I wasn’t talking to you. I don’t care what some polyfag does.
Nigga Heil Hitler
>>41350794Hopefully some day <3 <3>>41350855Whatchu been singing anonooj??
>>41350890you see once again thats unsolicited feedback. you seem very bothered by what other people are doing all the time
>>41350890You're so angry and obsessed with other people's lives. I feel sorry for you anon :(
>>41350843Same>>41350856Not same
>>41350859Just kissing alone would feel amazing I imagineI have a big oral fixation so there's a lot of ideas coming to mind
I ordered taco bell instead donuts were too expensive
>>41350906<3 u Bronya
>>41350906>>41350908Mad
>>41350920LMAO sorry i dont want to come across like im like defending your honour this shit is just driving me insaneeeee lately its genuinely a reading comprehension thing apparently. people genuinely cannot understand the intended audience of a text and get very upset when it is not relevant to them personally
>>41350894rostov anon?
Why the fuck is my penis 7 centimetres
>>41350952i sneaked in and absorbed all the length off while u were sleeping sry. my hog must grow :c i feel rly bad tho sry :c i wish i cld make it up to u tht was kinda messed up of me :c
>>41350952mine is 6 i win!
https://voca.ro/161vM1WlNqhY
Why are zoomers so weird compared to other generations about age gaps. You're a legal adult.
>>41350963I think some FTM's have clitorises larger than our penises
>>41350970why are you such a faggot compared to other posters
>>41350918kissing sounds amazing. I also have a huge oral fixation and love the idea of my mouth getting played with... I'd continue but this isn't horny gen so I'll leave it at that.
>>41350970>average /groomergen/ user
>>41350970lalallalalala roblox robloxx dubai chocolate llabubub LABUBUBUUBUBU>>41350971LOL true
>>41350970"13 is legal in japan bro"
>>41350970https://voca.ro/1f1vuB0cXzVa
>>41350970End stage capitalism made it harder for them to become independent adults so a millennial / gen z gap is actually weirder than a gen x / millennial gap was on average Idk if I actually believe this but it sounds nice doesn't it
>>41350992yeah but that doesnt count as molesting because only white people have souls so its okay! u can touch them alllll u want!!
>>41350982brb going to start saving up for my eventual gf's tongue split surgery
lunch break in work yay
>>41350789hey thanks>>41350895some Carly Simon lol
>>41351006that would be such a cute date idea!! holding his hand while my tongue gets split. getting teased by him when it gets harder to talk for a few weeks.. I hope you find your forked cutie anon <3
>>41351036Definitely stealing that idea. I hope you find your handsome pervert as well
>>41351018watcha having?
Is this a good thread for a cis guy pursuing a trans one who is afraid I won't be woke enough for him? It's hard being a bi 4chud
>>41351074rice and chicken yim yom
>>41351086If you are looking for a trans man this might not be the right thread I don’t think any hang out here
>>41351086Personally I'm (tranny) a little bit chuddy, but I could never be with a genuinely hateful person. So it depends what being a chud means to you. A lot of girls are pretty left leaning though, so I imagine it won't be the easiest.
I GIVE MY MONEY NOT FOR UBER, BUT FOR FOODDDD(SLOP EATER)
S tier negger stopping during sex to ask his trans gf why she sounds "like that" when she's getting close to cumming
>>41351125i need him so fucking bad it hurts. finally a challenge
>>41351130This is me but secretly I'm stopping because I'm out of breath
>>41351145i can only fall in love with you so hard please im begging you
feeling sad again :<why am i always sadi wish i was a happy person
>>41351145I pulled this classic back in my vaping era
>>41351157Go find a tiny animal outside and compliment it.
>>41351162its cold and darki dun wanna go out Dx
>>41351157We live in a depressing worldYou have to ignore many things to be happy
outed my friend as a tranny lover to his mom at his birthday party, was successfully stealing but dude. his mom knows he used to have a crush on me; and like i know that he only dates tranners, someone had to tell her
>>41351086ew no go back to pol we are proggresive round here yuh
>>41351166Dark is when the coolest of the tiny animals emerge from their hidey holes, you're so lucky that this is when your quest begins. Also cold means you get to wear comfy layers like sweaters or wool or big coats which is fluffy armor. Aw you're gonna have so much fun out there I'm jealous.
>>41351170yea i guess soi feel so aloneeveryone expects me to fail
>>41351174God, put that poor fucker out of his misery already
>>41351174you seem like an abusive friend
>>41351096Gets the job done>>41351174Wait why
>>41351186rly? :0i wonder if i could see a hedgehog... we have them here but i still havent seen one
>>41351193>>41351195>>41351198DUDE. he told me “yeah i only see myself dating trans women in the future.” and he’s not the type to be like DL about a girl he likes. someone had to tell his mom and his mom LOVES ME. it was for the best and he agrees
>>41351191Try your best to only spend time around people who want you to succeed But lonliness feeling is a death
>>41351199Absolutely. You have hedgehogs?!? That's cool as heck, I'm even more jealous. You have to go find a hedgehog and tell it lots of nice things, it's very important.
>>41351217Bold
>>41351195This is the same guy who desperately wants her that she parades around here and forces to record himself saying he's actually chill with all thisI need to meet bro and give him a talk, you hate to see it
i got a lil too enthusiastic with the razor in the shower and nicked myself good Dxit stings...>>41351225if i saw a hedgehog rn i think i would cry tears of joy>>41351222i feel like there's no one like that
>>41351244yeah, this is straight up abusive behaviorhe should have a little bit more respect for himself
Three meats in my salad and peanut butter on my banana
>>41351102I should clarify, I already have a specific guy I'm trying to make my boywife.>>41351109I try not to be hateful but I can't help that my formative years were spent on 4chan either. I'm just horribly unequipped to match a woke mind in the gender arena.>>41351185So much for the tolerant left!
>>41351244>>41351258bro. iys never been that serious . he used to have a crush on me and he’s over it.
>>41351265mtf or ftm
>>41351274yeah, whatever helps you sleep at night
>>41351265do u support ZOV
The friggin transgenders are turning my son gay
>>41351274brutal
>>41351274Is he or does he just pretend he is over it?
i am having fun. playing my anime game. i want to play this with a chaser so i can dress up my cute anime boy in AAP outfits and he can dress up his cute anime girl in AGP outfits and we get get straight married in a mmo together. maybe the love of my life is on here maybe im going to meet the chaser im dreaming of via blue protocol
what's the difference between sniffies & grindr
>>41351288she’s not even transphobic or anything LMAO he just hadn’t told her because he thought she would assume he’s gay LOL>>41351294TRUE >>41351297shut up steve>>41351305i’m pretty sure! he had multiple chances to ask me out when i was single and he never did so
She knows and she gets off on it
damn. i wish i had friends
>>41351314functionally very little they're both just hookup appsbut if we're gonna split hairs grindr is based specifically on "distance" and shows you a grid of people based on how far they are from you; sniffies is based on "location" and shows you a map of people and what they're offering or looking for
>>41351316LMFAO poor steve
>>41351317absolutely not, i only get off from being called a good boy and seeing my boyfriends biceps and handsome face and that’s IT
>>41351316You can have a crush and know it would never work. Hope bro is truly over it that can be pain
>>41351337?
im sorry i am trying to empathise very hard but i cant think about the concept of someone getting "outed as a chaser" without laughing a little
in every situation im on the mans side but that dude is like a cuck so id say both of u should kill yourself
>>41351363your mind has the beauty of a perfectly still winter lake
>>41351345i think so, idk ive talked about it with him because i really don’t want him to be hurting in this friendship; likei told him (a while back now), that if thinks that’s being in a friendship with me is hurting him, he can block me and not talk to me, or find some other way to distance himself, and that i wouldn’t be upset because i just want him to be happy >>41351353i didn’t OUT him as a chaser. i over spoke for funny haha. what exactly happened is that i mentioned to his mom that im trans, and she knew that he used to have a crush on me; thats it really
>>41351376oh right you shoulda said that from the start that makes way more sense that changes everything
>>41351317absolutely, poor guy
>>41351353>mom...dad...i watch tranny porn
>>41351382sorry i’m really tired i only got 4 hours of sleep
>>41351371>your mind has the beauty of a perfectly still winter lakei dont get it
>>41351283ftm, which feels a bit guilty because I'm attracted to them pre-transition, but also want them to become the twink they want to be
>>41351376I have had crushes on people and I’d rather hurt a bit and be just friends than to block them entirely. Crushes usually do go away eventually so I’m sure he is good or at least will be
>>41351393https://voca.ro/1dIi5Np9Y3Gr>>41351403you are stupid as fuck
>>41351403>>41351419lmao
>>41351408hopefully; idk he’s been fucking some twinks or whatever so maybe he’s working through his feelings that way
>>41351419was it a compliment or were u a meanie weanie i dont get it :((
y are takis so goodi love my hot chip...
>>41351353Yeah it's kinda silly but it's not nothingLike it's not a real identity but it's still stepping into dealing with a certain amalgam of homophobia via transphobia being aimed at you that you should be in charge of directing and dealing withIt's a weird dynamic
>>41351431it was a compliment they should take you into a lab and study you you're like those chickens who get their head chopped off and continue living for years with no issue
he’s just waiting for the rebound and enduring the torture like a good cuck
>>41351438what the hell this is not wholesome animals
>>41351431she's mean; you're stupid. this is the ways things are were & always will be. get it through your noggin
>>41351439u jus jelly welly cause my brain is a mush and passes and im too stupid to be depressed and stuff... i just smok menthol cigs and eat chicken finges
>>41351438misclick. ignore pls
>>41351438erm... what the spruce?
>>41351426Oh that is a good strat. I might have to try that one soon
>>41351450https://voca.ro/1kmSYlBMuh8t
>>41351450lol
fraud!!! the real wulfim would nevr...
>>41351447IM NOT STUPID PEOPLE SAY IM VERY SMART MY MOM SAYS THAT IM REALLY SMART, LITERALLY SAYS U ARE THE SMARTEST GIRL I EVER KNEW
Chaser bf who was peeing hands free so he could post while he peed but he got one of those pee chills and sprayed pee in a semicircular area in front of himself
damn thats the packaging of my first vial of hrt am i bnwo coded thats not good. i dont look anything like that at least so maybe im okay>>41351437its a weird dynamic for sure like i do care on some level its just. such small potatoes compared to my baseline daily life that i kind of can't help but laugh at being worried about it a little even though thats unfair. everything is relative i guess>>41351449i think that rules im glad they're putting some food in your enclosure at least
>>41351419Cute laugh
>>41351472moaned reading this post. not even joking. i think i need to see a psychiatrist
also in my defense i had like a glass of vodka i was NOT sober
At night I pee in the dark and use sound to aim. Last night I did not in fact hit my target
>>41351475i want salmon too i wonder if tmrw will be salmon day i lost count
Veronika does more stereotypically black things than Discordia. I feel like this has to say something about her racial views
>>41351476thanks usually people reply saying they are seriously concerned im having a respiratory event>>41351490sorry ill try and stay still next time i just get so excited >w<
>>41351466
>>41351494???like what
>>41351493ive been craving salmon foreverrrrr i cant find a nice piece of fish for an amount of money im willing to spend lately i think i need to just accept thats how much it costs now... but i want to try a couple more places before i give up
>>41351490if my chaser did this shit i would never ever clean the bathroom again. you fucking piss on the floor (& all men do) YOU can clean that up CUNT
Sinkpissers can never be forgiven.
>>41351495>im having a respiratory eventI'll be standing by ready to give mouth to mouth
>>41351507actually I'm a cis guy and I sit down to pee, not all of us are barbarians
>>41351506idk i buy mine from lidl its like 7.50 euro for half a kilo so like 2 medium steaks
chaser bf who has bad aim unless he's peeing on a tranny
>>41351516NEVER
>>41351507I just don't clean it up that often. I don't clean the piss that drips down the front of the toilet either. It doesn't bother me that much. Women have unreasonably strict cleaning standards then get mad at men for not meeting them. If you think something's gross, YOU clean it up.
Everyone always talks about the gendered labor of cooking and cleaning but nobody ever talks about the gendered labor of making sure there's piss on the toilet bowl and floor
>>41351516ok so are women allowed to do anything anymore orrrrr>>41351521faggot. lol. thats cool. i kinda like that. >>41351520i think im having a respiratory event in my butthole
>>41351521ideal>>41351530vile>>41351534lol
i pee like once a day in the mornin shower and im okay
>>41351534good one steve
>>41351507>mfw my parents' bathroom has a metal trashcan sitting next to the toilet that's covered in splatter
>>41351523oh aye thats not even too bad. are they big lately i go and its like two steaks and its these tiny little strips of meat that look like fucking anchovies it pisses me off
>>41351494not rly. shes just a zoomoid so it just seems like it
>>41351554remember the photo of a salmon i cooked? thats the one from lidl
>>41351563i dont remember it sry i have you filtered
>>41351552my feelings on this matter stem from having been the only woman in my dad's house when i was seventeen-eighteen. NAUSEATING
>>41351548drink more water
>>41351570:(
>>41351574or ostensible woman rather
>>41351548I got a feeling your piss is the color of coffee
https://voca.ro/1n75SF4Ys0fm>>41351503<3
>>41351578i do it just comes out>>41351590no its yellow but it smells like lays sour cream and onion
>>41351574Another point in favor of men and women are incompatible theory. It doesn't bother men. Women bitch and moan about it and woman-defaultism has us believe their (neurotic, unreasonable) cleanliness standards are beyond question. If we lived with an OCD room mate, it would be their problem if they only ever wanted a multiple of four toilet paper rolls in the bathroom. Why do we treat women any differently when they complain about cleanliness?
>>41351541>i think im having a respiratory event in my buttholeIf she dies she dies
>>41351585that looks pretty good! not a bad size of salmon at all ughhhh im craving it even more nowwwwwww i wanna cook it in foil with lots of butter and dill. whats the fancy name for that. en papillote?
>only the most insufferable posters onlineim gonna go play ln3
>>41351597YOUR HOUSE IS COATED IN PISS RETARD
>>41351599LMFAO valid>>41351597babe go date a dude i dont know what you want from me if you aren't into women you do not have to go anywhere near them i dont know why you're making it my problem>>41351604omg i love playing 1.09861228867...
>>41351604i'm here too!
>>41351609Literally how you'd expect a neurotic person to react.>>41351614You don't have to read my posts. Maybe work on some mindfulness techniques and you won't feel like you have to respond.
>>41351604https://voca.ro/171k9Pc4C3en
>>41351574I didn't sit down until my twenties after a surgery but I have 3 sisters so I did always clean up or get complaints
>>41351624i could never let a post from my favourite /cg/ user go by unacknowledged
>>41351628what kinda surgery
>>41351507No cleaning is the woman’s job
Waow pichu finally escapedMaybe one day I can too
i had to start sitting to pee around when i was like 16 cuz it stopped working standing upanxious bladder ig
>>41351638what do you mean escaped?
>>41351638I miss her already
>>41351646she made it out of orbit shes currently headed towards the kuiper belt
>>41351633Oh right lmao I forgot what board I'm onMy urethra started narrowing so they sliced it open
>>41351634i hate moids
>>41351646(((they))) wanted to put her into a hamster cage too :(
>>41351638She posted last night?
>>41351655lole no i wasn;t implying tranny i just like hearing about others' medical histories!>>41351660pichu's j
Have you been to one of those urinals that's just a trough with no dividers
>>41351630Thank you! The next cleaningpill is that domestic labor can't be divided equitably without first having an agreement about what labor ought to be done. It's really women who actively want an inequitable (equitable as in fair not necessarily equal in hours) division of labor by forcing men to accept their standards of cleanliness, nutrition, decor, etc. Men only unintentionally and indirectly cause inequitable divisions of domestic labor. Women's unwillingness to communicate openly about this is just another example of how they're incompatible with men.
>>41351673hell yea they're peak design if you're not self conscious about your dick
>>41351671sorry i decided i wasn;t going to say that but forgot to delete what i had already tyepd out
>>41351674scanned this for a mention of houellebecq before i read ityou know marx has written a lot about this. not that i would know i dont read theory but i hear he has
i will clean the whole house BUT he has to deal with spiders and other little fucks, unclogging the toilet, taking out THE SMELLY trash, taking care of the digusting wet trash in the kitchen sink anddd thas it i can do everything else
https://voca.ro/17fgfWBLahvX
>>41351682pichu's j
>>41351697i was goingto lie about her being jewish
>>41351701why
>>41351682https://voca.ro/1g2sJiewoKMC
>>41351714i like telling falsehoods about myself & others
>>41351725tell me one about me. i want to talk about me
>>41351673reminds me of bootcamp where everyone watches each other shit and shower
>>41351684Engels is more famous for writing about domestic labor, actually. As someone who isn't an anti-feminist but who has instead negated and transcended feminism, we'd probably agree on the basic arguments about women performing domestic labor. Of course immediately invoking Engels is part of the feminist tradition of playing hide the ball with respect to whether you have an analysis that maps onto the gender dynamics in 21st century liberal democracies, to say nothing of how those demographics especially manifest for younger adults.
im anti-feminst
>>41351737first of all i dont have an analysis on anything not to even mention one that actually maps in any way. i just think you are massively gay and you might prefer to talk to another man about this than me
>>41351746yes you are a dog retard it;s well-known
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