森林浴 Editionbreathe inQOTT have you seen strange things in the forestbreathe out>>41380735 (previous sighting)
thank god that airhead bronya didn't make this one!
Love yourself
>>41383265yes
please enjoy this complimentary thread
ryouiki tenkai, Shin megami tensei
I love you
>>41383265>QOTT have you seen strange things in the forestA racist guy using binoculars to spy on the immigrant workers that temporarily lived in a bungalow park
discordias boyfriend is live right now https://rumble.com/v70fzs2-6ix9ine-meets-freshandfit.html?e9s=src_v1_ucp_a
Im a Bad Man
>>41383312>has to use my name to get attentiongrim.....
>>41383298Are you weak to Hama spells
wish i wasn't repulsive to men, to everyone, it's so cold here ;~;
I miss getting drunk with him and blasting music from 2000 miles away wishing we were together laying no top of each other, ain't that a bitch
>>41383331Love yourself, grab a nice blanket and warm yourself
>>41383331sit close to me
>>41383313https://voca.ro/11KwBHCVw0LI
>>41383331not a man, but you wouldn't repulse me
https://youtu.be/d8ejuvP0Z9o?si=WGOnLpamJ0O_GUKn>>41383253ty mr prince>>41383261tyty>>41383254ty anon. i liked it too yeh. my stylist is pretty cool besides the times she calls me he>>41383279thx rach, yeh the mods r weird, you seem to get up to a lot shenanigans tho it seems>>41383333quads nd all too real
>>41383333Quads confirm it is indeed a bitchLet's all keep moving on bros
>>41383333checked and fucking mood
>>41383349thank you for being a nice girl Rose
ok im gonna try to get some hours in strimmin before roomate gets back dont kill the thread
Bottoming out in a non-biological female
>>41383368can you not stream while theyre there?
>>41383357i try im just very neurotic
Woah, the "flower gf" poster wasn't kidding >>41383199
>>41383387Very erotic upper lip
https://youtu.be/kGWc7O9OnS4?si=gX3WwFhDp_LCI6vj
>>41383386you are very precious to us
good morning fags and faggettespeep my brekkie>>41383313me too brother >>41383265>have you seen strange things in the forestnah i haven't been to the woods in way too long
>>41383462please describe the taste of each
>>41383462Just my looking at I think I would prefer the age of exploration
>>41383475the one on the left tastes like coffee, the one in the middle has a pretty strong mikan orange flavour, the one on the right was filled with a myriad of spices i cant identifyall of them have vodka in themi need it to be sociable (<- this user is an alcoholic)>>41383483it was the middle one for mei liked the orange, but age of exploration was a strong second place also picrel was the actual food i ate for bekfust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3qq3uANOcY
>>41383509You should get drunk enough to do a femdom mommy vocaroo. Yes I do want that. Also good morning!
>>41383509thank you imoutu
need a strong bf who can open these for me
https://voca.ro/1iLpxj3zTKee
>>41383557I do not have the tiny hands required to open these, my hand just smashes into the handle
>>41383557Not so big and strong now are ya
i was having a really hard time getting stuff done the past 2 weeks because of depression and being really really overrun w si, but then i made a to-do list a few hours ago and now im like halfway done w my backlog. to do lists have such a power over me, like not only do they get me doing my things but i end up feeling better too! my ass was humming and dancing along to music while i was doing the dishes. being organized in what i need to do and then getting it done is so fucking great bc being responsible is actually wayyy better than drugs!
>>41383576You should add me to your lists of things to do
>>41383576Good job, bee
>>41383576You're so weirdly normal. One of those day planner and sticky notes chicks
>>41383542some day i probably will do a joi vocaroo if there's demand for itit would be very funnyto me, maybe not to you, but i'll make myself laugh and that's all i need>>41383547np 兄
Dringken the fourth beer lets frickin go
Flower is kinda based as hell it's too bad she seems dangerously unstable
>>41383591>some day i probably will do a joi vocarooWe don't deserve you
>>41383265>QOTT have you seen strange things in the forestThere's feral people in the woods where I live. They wear tattered clothes and throw stuff at you and start whooping if you encounter them. They're called kooks. It's surreal. I've seen them while camping when I was a kid. They were across a pretty wide creek and my dad got us out of the woods pretty quickly after seeing them. We never went camping again.
>>41383563post hands>>41383570I did it, I found a way with my superior intelligence
>>41383576proud of you bep
>>41383628You've already seen my hands
>>41383636nice hair <3
>>41383636clean your nails
>>41383557bring it here mi basica
>>41383349Yea, I've always been a bit mischievous lol.
>>41383583done, ill be sure to check it off soon>>41383588tysm!>>41383590i get a little monthly newsletter for stationary products bc i eat that shit up. one of my most distinct memories as a kid of really wanting to emulate someone was going to a family friends house when i was 9 or so and their ~14yo daughter taking me to her room and showing off her cool pens, mechanical pencils, her planner, and all sorts of organizational things; i remember being so sure i wanted to be like her when i grew up. i wanted to be studious and organized and smart and responsible!>>41383630<3
>>41383640Thanks! >>41383648I'm in the dirt business
>>41383509You're in Tokyo?
>>41383708It looks like you're in the doodoo feces business
>>41383701do you like pens?
>>41383712yuh>>41383602yuh
>>41383312Watching this rn
>>41383732Are people nice there, like are they friendly?
>>41383713Lol, it's got what plants crave
>>41383740nice same tonights going to be lit
>>41383724i love pens!
>>41383755so fari get way less stares here, somehowdespite jumping a couple of standard deviations in population heightthey must be used to foreigners looking weird as hell
>>41383773good lord
>>41383781my fav is kinda basic and not actually all that great but its this parker jotter i've used since like high school
i wanna call into work but i already left early today for being sick. they made me wear a mask all day and it was very annoying and my nose was runny and i kept having to wipe my nose and it felt raw all day
>>41383779Yea I was thinking you're a lot taller than most people there and you're American, I would expect you to get stares lol.
>>41383701Imagining getting penpal letters made with cute stationary from the asylum
>>41383795Parker is a classic, even their cheaper stuff
>>41383804You could just say you're still sick
>>4138376569 is so dumb kek
>>41383773fountain pens?
I'm not gonna get to go to emo nite this time around bc of work :(It's three months to the next one and I'm getting closer to girlmoding there each time I go
>>41383816maybe so but my boss makes me feel bad about it all the time and never shuts up about me being late or calling in when i need to and i only ever have once, call in that is. ig i could but i also do need the money, ill make a decision within the hour and if i call out im drinking a little
>>41383804I also took the day off and rubbed myself raw, so I can relate
>>41383844
>>41383807perhaps im just unobservant also: i have not yet seen a girl that wasn't prettyeveryone's so attractive in Japan
i shoould killmyself
>>41383920why
>>41383920Nah
>>41383920this is all i think about
>>41383920dont do that, but i also feel very similar a lot of the time
>>41383938not allowed
>>41383925i suck>>41383929yuh huh>>41383935me too>>41383938hugs>>41383964OH BUT IT IS FOR ME. NOTED.
>>41383886I'm jealous, I wanna flirt with some cute Japanese girls lol.
>>41383969you dont suck. life is cool, keep on living.
life sucks actually
>>41383986i'm pretty awful. anyways i'm just tired
>>41383991I know this is semantics but I'd argue life doesn't suck, but living in current society does
>>41383997you're not awful lmao. the bar for being awful is exceedingly high. get some sleep and feel better tomorrow
>>41383991life is actually fucking awesome. its just hard
There’s a fit transgirl at my gym. I want to lick her sexy abs so bad. My boner is extreme. Extreme boner.
>>41383974>I'm jealous, I wanna flirt with some cute Japanese girls lol.
>>41384004i'm really bad though. i'm judgemental & lazy & self-centered & casually cruel. among other things. i'm not tired in a way that sleep can fix, i'm just exhausted with everything
>>41383964yet... :o jkjk but yeh its been a bit rough in my brain recently>>41383969yur not allowed either what is allowed are big hugs and we tell each other our grievances and ill buy us some food you like or something
>>41384026Normal type shit honestly, not evil just human. Machoke would rock your shit
>>41384026Then work on that. You say those things like theyre immutable characteristics that define you. You're human, and you can choose to be better.
>>41384031i'm gonna make mapo tofu soon>>41384036if machoke came near me i'd knock that freak's head clean off
>>41384031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tvFqMSCOsPU
>>41384031you have a good brain for a good girl
sometimes i really love being pedantic online, especially when ppl be saying dumb shit i disagree w
>>41384050Like your estrogenized ass has any PP left lmao. Yoo the mapo tofu lady though. Lemme know how it is, I finally got my seaweed snacks and just been grazin
>>41384062Everybody likes it and anybody who says they don't is just mad that it keeps happening to them! It is obnoxious though lol
>>41384062Hey>>41383829
The very scary 4chan double text
Me and my wife’s son cried after watching this. It takes a lot of courage to admit that life lessons can come from AAA video games!
>>41383974i don't speak the language well enough for thatand im too shy besidesplus im huge they'll feel threatened just from me looking at them>>41384020wtf is that crazy bitch doing how long does it even take to take a picture
im eating takis rn and my tongue is bright red>>41383829i only have one and i don't use it that often, i really can be such a creature of habit and just stick to the things i know
>>41384086Make a ahegao face pls
>>41384086It's red 40 bright red
>>41384085She's old and trying to use a camera phone while moving. I imagine she took three panoramas, made two video calls, and gave her back account info to seven Pakistanis while trying to take those photos
>>41384048i've done so for my entire adulthood & since before. any time i get knocked down for any reason i just slip back into old habits
>>41384093thank god it dont got red 21 in it. what’s 9 plus 10. 21. thank god it dont got that in it. you stupid. no im not
>>41384097lmfao
>>41384086what kind do you have?
>>41384102Improving never ends, anon, it's life not the goal. Self-flagellating won't help yourself or anybody else
ok we are live https://rumble.com/v70fzuu-after-hours-w-6ix9ine.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_a
>>41384111i don't normally do it. i'm just sad & bored
>>41384126Hi just sad & bored
>>41384130hello anon
Feels like chasers went into hiding after the charlie kirk shooter being one.
My trans gf has constant brainworms how I can help her to feel better daily?
>>41384135what specifically does she have brainworms about?
>>41384135You ever seen one of those spud guns?
>>41384135breeding
>>41384134I'm in the same place I've been before
>>41384090>>41384109pilot kakuno :3
Ragweed has been destroying my poor sinussy
have any of you watched castration movie? i thought it was pretty okay, way better than i saw the tv glow imho
>>41384134Very interestingSay more
>>41384159what a cute sissy gooner <3
>>41384169I haven't had sex since the shooting
>>41384161Lol>>41384165Never even heard of it. Never got around to seeing the TV Glow either. I'm supposed to be watching Paris is Burning for my gay shit next anyway though
rosewood, new steve1989mreinfo videos
>>41384175Very suspicious
I never had sex before
>>41384175This is really really funny.
>>41384176i love paris is burning! it's a great documentary into the ballroom scene of the 80s and being trans in that era! highly highly recommend, it's a great glimpse into queer history
there are niggas in paris. literally
>>41384182Same
>>41384192So I've heard
>>41384182i'm a kissless handholdlessness virgin>t.ranny
https://youtu.be/fbFnF-86eYs?si=uFxidndzSs4ewMRw
who dey think gon beat them bengals
>>41384178i will watch some tonight for sleep
>>41384210I miss the people we used to be
>>41384234we should play war thunder together sometime
>>41384238There's only one river anon
>>41384182YeahWe were supposed to have sex though I was gonna be normal but turns out he was lying
>>41384217Can we have sex
>>41384254i'm fat and ugly anon you, should be with another girl
>>41384265Are you like Nikocado fat or just skinny fat
>>41384274bronya levels of slampig
>>41384279lmfao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8gfVTnbBi8
>>41384085It's all about being in the right environment, you don't just walk up to a girl on a street corner and start flirting lol. I would go to a bar or club.
>>41384299i do that and it gets me laid pretty frequently without having to try much.
I'm among good company tonight it seems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yURRmWtbTbo
>>41384322https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11Q70FbzTM
>>41384341https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gP3IUIzhSYo
>>41384358He was like a snowflake. Unique and beautiful.And white.
>>41383381I think it's best for both of us I dont lol.for him he gets less privacyfor me he sees I'm a schizo
>>41384374he knows
>>41384374he probably thinks you're a fag
>>41384388he heard me talking about abortion i think and definitley heard me say something about islam
i could beat twinkchan at kof
hi chasergen another day of being an hrt femboy
>>41384442Soon™
good morning chasergen another day of being the best human currently alive
>>41384447what does this mean
>>41384451Soon™
>>41384456SOON WHAT >:(
I want to throw a tranny 400 feet
>>41384451Have you been thinking about names yet?
>>41384463i don't know i'm sorry why are you screaming at me :(
>>41384465I'm ready
>>41384465boy feet? or girl feet?
>>41384465metrical system please thank you
chaser cancelled plans last minute tonight :(
>>41384465feet mentioned
>>41384474I want to throw a tranny 400 rugby fields
all femboys should kill themselves immediately
>>41384484i don't know>>41384486agree
>>41384464SOON WHAT.>>41384467name for what.>>41384468sorry ur kind when you’re not being a russian Z cock sucker
>>41384489Get back in your cage
>>41384159Oh cool Kakuno is such a great penYou do the face really accurately : P
what cigarettes should i smoke?>t.ranny
>>41384498JUDE JUDEJUDE JUDE JUDE JUDE JUDEEE JUDEEI MOGGG UUU JUDEEEEE JUDEEEEE>>41384493whats wrong with being a cock sucker u're an hrt femboy.. ZOV
>>41384299ive never been to a bar or a clubdoesn't seem like an environment id enjoyi don't dance>>41384486be nice to the babytrans retards
>>41384482lol
>>41384513no <3also fuck braith <3
>>41384505Ashtray kisses aren't nice
Is this the actual active mtf general?
>>41384450>humanmonke
>>41384505when i was back in russia i used to smoke lucky strikes with wild berries flavor or there were cigs with a flavored filter, sometimes grape or apple or cherry they were called chapman'sbut rn cause EU is fascist i have to smoke just plain lucky strikes and malboro reds and i am the best human and by extend the best tranny around soo copy me
>>41384527i want to marla singer mode
>>41384507russians r meanie
>>41384545no we are the kindest nation in the world
>>41384528There are no active generals on this board anymore>>41384543The aesthetic is unbeaten
>>41384428I don’t play fighting games, so you probably could
>>41384531filtered + swatted + doxxed + check ur name on k*wi farms + your mom has been sold to somali pirates
>>41384559NOT THE SOMALI PIRATES!
>>41384524braith isn't a femboy thoughever
>>41384568not fem enough yuh>>41384567oh yes them, its over for her, send robux to my crypto wallet if u dont want to be next
>>41384559monkey terror network
>>41384556last time i lost at a fighting game they made me leave
>>41384568isn't he baby trans tho
>>41384576STOP CALLING ME MONKEYY
I need to buy a fleshlight but I can't find a good anal one...
>>41384589https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4oyeLTcp2s
>>41384577that’s what you get for calling the winner the n-word
>>41384612it was pretty funny i can't lie
>>41384589why monke is cute tho
https://voca.ro/1nPBI1GXsEC6The stronger my slapping and popping the harder I can flick her frenulum so I stay practicing
>>41384628i feel like i just walked into a seinfeld episode
>>41384587yea she is, das true>>41384605dudes will say this and then refuse to just take me to cheesecake factory
>>41384670If I take you there will you show me where I can buy a good fleshlight that's based on an ass and not a pussy
theres this trend of girls ugly laughing at their partner and it's very grim bc I could never do that given that my testosterone raped vocal chords would just sound like hulk hogan getting his dick boiled
>>41384670she's ngmi
>>41384674yes and nomine is both so it's pretty accurate but still has the vagina so maybe you wouldn't be interested
>>41384677That shit is disgusting even when cis women do it, cackling should be illegal
>>41384605just take a shit inside the normal ones bro
>>41384674Do they make fleshlights that are armpits
>>41384677quite a sentence
You ladies are lucky I'm actually straight, there are like 50 gay guys on grindr trying to have sex with me right now because of a sweatpants bulge picFor real though it is fucking insane how fast every gay guy in your area will message you, no wonder all these niggas have AIDS
>>41384687Huh? I just mean one that's butthole shaped instead of pussy shaped so I can think about trans girls while using one
lady dong gen
>>41384715yeah, that’s what the butthole is, the shithole, you want to fuck a shithole
Did dakota die
>>41384680idk about thather face is pretty round and she's chubby which will help with growing tits>>41384689what a massive pervert bronya would be proud
>>41384724Go back to raping women Ernesto
>>41384709Any cute fem ones?
>>41384738you dip your tiny shrimp dick inside doo-dooyou caca fucking shithead, disgustingat least I only ever fucked pussies, they are cleanyou fuckin’ the poopoo hole
>>41384686its funny
>>41384709>straight>on grindrat least have the larp be semi-logical
>>4138475230 minute cs cooldown. gonna jerkle it
>>41384748chica clean your butt
>>41384689oh my god you're a genius
>>41384724So what
bronya will you help me jerk off
i’m an hrt femboy in like a boy wife sense not a grindr sense
>>41384770yes but not in the way you might imagine
>>41384774what am i imagining?
haha look at my steam pfp
>>41384772what exactly is the difference
>>41384762I’m on day 345 of nowipe, deal with it >>41384768that’s poop
you should send me yaoi on discord
>>41384780i’m not a whore
>>41384772Does that mean you're a good cook?
>>41384777obsessed
>>41384752Someone told me to use it and I did for about half an hour. It was offputting and deleted it almost immediately
>>41384776me hitting you with my car
>>41384793that's not what i was imagining and i don't believe you own a car
>>41384786yes !!
>>41384797ok yeah you're right I don't
>>41384772Will you were a tux or a dress at our wedding
>>41384622https://voca.ro/1nBAOwQjz1MLit would let me get captcha cause of cloud error or smthing so here u have it 30 min later
>>41384748You're an annoying man. Kys
>>41384777check that lucky number, universe is telling me something
>>41384802OUR wedding? woah buddy . anyways i think i will wear a dress. because everyone in my life genders me woman for the most part
>>41384789that was the same for me tho i reinstalled it a couple of times and it went the same again and again lol
>>41384801okay so can you take a picture of your ass for me so i can jerk off to it pretending my big fub belly is smacking against it while i pound you, which also makes your cage bounce all around too
Do they make fleshlights that are bronyas enormous tongue with the wikipedia page for schindler's list included as a print in the packaging
>>41384799What's your specialty?
>>41384819no I'm not going to do that
>>41384752No I know but I'm only tranny gay. No part of me will ever want to fuck the types of gym teachers and fat browns on that app
>>41384811uhhhh shut yo poopydick ass upyou stink dude, get the hell out of here
>>41384801You can hit me with my car
>>41384825I'm working on a merchandising deal please look forward to it
>>41384826i love making chicken parm :3
>>41384813why are you so obsessed with her? it's getting weird...
>>41384818It was like you can see 5 people or pay $30 to see more and every time you click on someone you have to go through the shittiest most intrusive ads i've ever seen in an app and all the trans people are t4t and you're also constantly being bombarded with messages by gay guysLike what do these guys do all day just spam profiles with "hey" and cock pictures?
>>41384838but I don't know how to drive
>>41384828this is chasergen you're supposed to do what chasers ask of you
>>41384847That just makes you more prone to hit me
>>41384846for me there was 0 chasers there and yeah the whole system is retarded there
i love smoking a spliff in the middle of the night. cool autumn night. the air is kino.
>>41384842You'd make a good wife
>>41384865Good tastes, anon
>>41384850no I don't think I am>>41384853but I'm worried I'd mess up the engine or something...
I was gonna fast today but then I had 2400 calories of chipotle and beerOh well there's always tomorrowProbably just under maintenance still since I walked 10 miles but that could've been 2/3rds of a pound burned in one dah
>>41384867hopefully … bf going to wife me up soon ……
Thuuuunder only haaaappens when she's fartin
>>41384896beer is 0 cal tho im fasting too x)
>>41384895Okay I'll teach you to drive first
where can I buy a dildo modeled after a chaser’s crusty 2 inch penis?
>>41384909I'll make one for you
thinking about the guy who groomed me when i was 17. he was cringe asf dude
>>41384928Tell us about him
I just want to have sex with a trans girl and touch her why is that so hard
i'm playing fortnite and gooning to yaoi rn
>>41384931i’ve done it so many times in this board but he was a 26 year old catholic virgin lebanese man who was obsessed with anime, and manga and shit like that; and was into vampire roleplay, and wanted me (17 year old BOY, no hrt (he was planning to buy me it) (but he didn’t wanna do it because he liked how small and flat i was (pedophile))) to be his trad wife; i love him with all my heart tho
>>41384920thank youI’m gonna shove it inside my urethra
>>41384944Good to know people here still have low standards
>>41384944That was different than I expected
>>41384954LOVED. this is a past tense thing after he said that he never loved me and would never love me back in february
>>41384963This past february??
>>41384963So it's not the cringe pedo shit but him not loving you that was the issue?
Fuck, forgot to clean my hydro flask for two months again and just looked in there and it's orange and scummy around the inside rimReally been boosting my immune system on the down low
>>41384967yeah, it was an on and off things for a while (he has commitment issues)>>41384968dude. i feel love with this man when i was 17 and it fucked me up; plus idk maybe he changed because i started taking hrt and he said he liked how i got curvier, so maybe he was just saying that shit to be schizo (he was weird asf)
>>41384968Shit is crazy
>>41384981>when i was 17But you said it was the start of this year so it's not even long ago lmaoAlso guys like that don't change, that's just the grooming talking
tranners don't realize that their nasally hrt voices actually really turn me on and i cum buckets listening to those moans
>>41384981That was just way more recent than I was expecting. Are you like only 19 then?
I'm 84 lbs now :(
>>41384992yeah i told you it was on and off for like two years LOL; it feels longer tho >>41384996yah i’m 19
I finally got with this cute tranny recently but i woke up before her and in her sleep she did an absolutely perfect impression of Don Lafontaine it kind of gave me the ick i might ghost her but idk she was kinda cute
>>41384999I bet you look like a crack baby when you eat powdered donuts
>>41385002Oh right, I think that's a sign I should go sleep maybeI hope you heal
>>41385008You are weak
>>41385022i’m pretty healed; idk it’s just kind weird to think about that i was dating a grown ass dude when i was worried about my calculus final
Thinking about Twink milk
>>41385028plus i think it’s the reason why ive always been serious about commitment and virginity (the 27 year old guy never took my virginity or whatever); just cause i was taught in my first “relationship” that shit was super important
>>41385042Groomed into respecting your virginity is an interesting twist
>>41385050yeah; idk, it got to the point where i wouldn’t even consider making out with a guy unless he told me that he genuinely wanted to marry me, sorta a vibe filter
it wass my friend's brthday and we had drnks and cake and then we went to a pub and now im' at home usper drunk i just talked to my roommate about how i want to be with men but i'm afraid of them not liking me because im' a tranny and she said i had a beautiful soul and it's all gonna be ok because i'm loved and i love other people and it' s so true and i want to rub my dick against guys' dicks and i want to make sloppy kisses and make htem breakfast and watch movies together and be life partners yay but now my voice is totally gone and i sound like a crazy wheezy mess!!!! AAAAAA how was everyone's evening haha
>>41385074Whats for breakfast hypothetically
>>41385082my grandmother's pancakes and also an omelet and also maybe some sausage?
>>41385074Glad you had a fun night, nonaI've done pretty much nothing all day
I will make your bones strong
>>41385028>>41385042Love to hear it, happy things turned out okay
>>41385086I would propose immediately
>>41385097well, i think it turned out alright in the end because i have a boyfriend who really values that nowbut i definitely broke a few eggs on the way
>>41385090It was the part where you said you were smiling that got me
should i become a streamer on kik
>>41385090You make my bone strong
>>41385106I smiled because I got the phone camera wet it’s honestly a pretty funny and wholesome video, but it makes me feel like a freak
>>41385110The grooming app?
>>41385132no the twitch alternative i just didnt click on k
>>41385139Oh the gambling grooming website
>>41385139on c* omg im so retarded KICK KICK KICK KICK DOT COM
>>41385042another side effect he’s lowkey the reason why i’m an hrt femboy now
>>41385141yeah i dont wanna get BANNED for my FREEDOM OF SPEECH, does ytube ban u for woke shit?
>>41385149you're in europe?
>>41385152yuh
>>41385149Alphabet is an evil corp but I dont they would ban you for being woke
>>41385104How old is this bf?
>>41385159u r stupid
Magnemite voltorb or castform for an emerald nuzlocke?
>>41385161he’s 24; he’s a bit older then me but the age gap is almost exactly 5 years, it’s a bit harder to find young guys who are serious about commitment and willing to wait a long time for physical intimacy ya know?
>>41385163Common review
>>41385167castform is way cuter than those other idiots
waiting for my paycheck on the 31st to buy fear and hunger :3
>>41385181The little wet flappy noise castform makes is very appealing thats swaying my opinion
my bf will just not speak to me all day then go to bed. i feel like i mean nothing to him
>>41385205Does be not even reply?
>>41385209not substantially
>>41385205He sounds tired
>>41385167Magnemite
>>41385193struggling to imagine the gameplay of something called "Fear and Hunger :3">>41385200he's adorable >>41385205tell him this
>>41385212he's unemployed
>>41385210If it's just tidy maybe he's just busy, else you should talk to him about it>>41385217>struggling to imagine the gameplay of something called "Fear and Hunger :3"There's a surpising number of penises involved
>>41385217Basically the same rape, trauma, and dismemberment, but they're all furries
>>41385129Aww that actually does really sound adorable. Lucky guy
>>41385226Maybe he's not feeling that great
>>41385226Lol
>>41385248it's like at least every week
Gf that'll bonk me on the head because I can't sleep
i'mjust so unhappy. i have never been happy. nothing will ever make me happy
>>41385274u will soon be really happy forever
>>41385274How would you feel if I made you cookies and gave one to you warm fresh out of the oven?
>>41385228so many it's scary>>41385229hawt>>41385258i could do this but you'd probably never wake up
>>41385296depending on my mood, i might experience fleeting enjoyment
It's pretty cool that my skin got ripped off and my body just regrows that stuff. Very neat
just woke from horrifying nightmares, hope i forget them :c
I predicted that Ball x pitt would be a viral stream game a week before it released.
>>41385310And everyone clapped
>>41385309i’m sorry, i hope you feel better; get a stuffed animal to cuddle with at night; makes me feel better :3
>>41385310my steam account is older than you are.
>>41385309My last gf used to call me to wake me up to help her calm down
Tranner that lets me be a father figure to her stuffed animals
>>41385310It's had a demo out for like 4 months at least
>>41385330i literally call my big stuffed bear *my boyfriends name* junior
>>41385344That's the good stuff
>>41385344I bet you hump that bear almost daily
>>41385359heheh>>41385369NO. that’s nasty. that’s our son. i do put my boyfriends cologne on him tho .
Why do people always love doing their noisy construction work first thing in the morning in the weekend
>>41385381I’m calling BPS (Bear protection Services), yer dun buddy
>>41385394NOOOO i need my cuddle buddy for when i have a nightmare .
>>41385396Awwww okay I won’t that’s adorable. I’m not a gonna separate a child from their parents. How often do you have nightmares btw
>>41385381This is the most fembrained thing ive ever read, congrats. You made it
>>41385382Sorry about that sport
i miss him so much why cant he wake up early grrrrr
>>41385459he hooked up with a cis girl and is spending the morning with her
>>41385474no i dont believe you GET OUT OF MY HEADDDD
>>41385459Awww panty sniffer finally found love
>>41385497no eww
>>41385497what a horrifying thought
maybe if i just stop eating i'll die and this will all be over
>>41385535put in a random phone number for a work referencei might be fucked but lets hope not
>>41385535I get like this sometime. Or the headspace of just lay in bed and let it happen.I hope you feel better soon anon. Try to remember you're not alone and those thoughts aren't forever <3
should i go jack off rn yes or no
>>41385604yeah but be sure to edge yourself 5 times before cumming
>>41385604okay im eating a greek salad. you can cum in it.
sometimes i question you people's commitment to locktober
>>41385587whatidkmy boss told me to write myself a recommendation letter and he would sign it so i did but i havent heard back from himi wonder if everyone at my job actually hated me and is relieved to be done with me>>41385602i am alone, i am completely aloneand what's worse is the times when i'm notthere was one person on earth who i trusted, my dog, and he died for no damn reasonthere's nothing left to bind me to this lifei just wish dying was easier, it would be so nice if i could just drift off and that would be the end of itfeels like im stuck in the middle for nowanyways im not suicidal i just wish it would end but im not rly doing anything abt it
Tranners who have stayed committed to loctober <3
I have stayed on the path during locktober and been goodChaser btw
nobody sent me their key this year a lotta you boys have been real fkn naughty
>>41385650ill send you my key babei can even spread my cheeks for u
>>41385612that will be hard but ill try>>41385613nothing comes out tho :(>>41385619i cant do it by myself i need someone to make me be good
>>41385666Can I French kiss your butthole
Trading keys with your tranner for locktober
giving stu a little treat on chastity cage inspection day
trading medication with your tranner for locktober
>>41385653okay let's see it
>>41385672ive never kissed anyone with my butthole so i might not be good at it...>>41385689:o what will it be?
>>41385734some edging then ill roll a d20 to see if you can cum
>>41385666you lack discipline
good morning i wanna sleep again
>>41385771how much edging... would you roll a d20 for that too..>>41385778i know :( i need a bf or gf who will tell me what to do
>>41385798>how much edging... would you roll a d20 for that too..that's a good idea. but youll need at least a 20 to cum, and you get a + modifer depending on how good you were that week
>>41385798bf, dearthis is the straight thread, remember?
>>41385791is one berry
>>41385845lmao is it that easy to figure me out
>>41385846well i figured eu time zone + sleepy hmmm could be her lol
fuck it i'm building a static site generator with 11ty i don't care WHAT the recruitoids think i've written ENOUGH react code
>>41385855eheh dwdw also hi i hope youre well c:
i lost the wordle grrrr>>41385838i will get a +19 modifier at least every week bc i am so good :)>>41385841oh yay :) will i get one?
>>41385858im ok listening to thishttps://youtu.be/kkNPezHTWzU?si=oMYRBSPd1hcS1LS2pianos r so cool...
>>41385862i look forward to getting 19 blowjobs per week :D
>>41385870that one is beautiful. i kinda wish i wasn't so afraid of playing it in public maybe it could be funsomeday i wanna try to learn other instruments... more practice...
bored im so bored im soo bored of being alive im bored
>>41385885:0 u play piano? that's awesome!yea playing in public always scared me tooi play violin (badly)
>>41385890can relate>>41385893i recall you saying that i think. violin is a very pretty instrument. there was a classmate of mine that played it too in elementary school, i never actually heard her playing thomy years of experience playing piano disappear whenever someone asks me to play something lmao
>>41385877ur gonna be completely drained :3
the shrimpsthe shrimps are thawing
>>41385910can i have one of the shrimps
>>41385916yeah but youll have to wait for them to thaw
>>41385922i can wait i have a lot of time. no matter how long it takes...
>>41385902aaaa thats so coolllllllli kinda wish i had kept up with violin morei played a loooooooot when i was a child/teenager but after i was about 16 or 17 i stopped practicing regularlynow i just pick it up once in a while for funsies
>>41385928i also have moments where i just leave it there desu. sometimes i play a loooot and then maybe ill not touch it for a while. i think it doesn't really matter in the end as long as its fun for you
>>41385925then you should also wait for the wholemeal to be done, its much better than just one shrimp
>>41385936lets make something nice then. we should not waste the shrimps
>>41385941i am making something nice, i will make shrimp scampi and pasta and ill do a better job this time and not use so much lemon
>>41385862probably!dindin
>>41385945ohh i love that actually. based
>>41385948thats a big shrimp... mine cant compare..
hey stu please post shrimp
>>41385953its probably gonna be bad actually maybe i wont do it>>41385971i did
shrimply amazing
>>41385977u can do it dont give up!! do it for the shrimps
>>41385983i should throw them out
>>41385992but then theyll be sad
>>41385954it lasted more than ten seconds, too
thug that shit out
oughhh.. husbant..we are now homeress...
>>41386043tfw no tranny wife to go homeless with due to my gambling addiction, which I will yet acquire specifically for this purpose
>>41386020id rather give up and die
>>41386062me too desuim going to see how long i can go without eating
losing her gock on a riverboat gambling trip
i wish i were cute
>>41386106i but ur cuter than you think
>>41386106you are!
i don't like the world
any tranners want to play some coop games sometime soon?
if i killed myself every single person who has ever known me would think "oh yeah saw that coming" when they heard the news
>>41386130fucking real
my dick in stu's butt <3
>>41386043Scilla! how did the date go?
3:30 and it's almost sunsetwinter is coming
>>41386043Attractive!
>>41385995ok i wont ill make my food soon>>41385998what are you implying...>>41386151but anon-nii-san, it wont fit... its too big..
>>41386236have fun cooking
Stu literally just looks like a dude with long hair.
>>41386272thats hot
had more nightmares, still cold :c
>>41386272thats true
>>41386272she also has smooth perfect skin
I'm sweaty and kinda tired from doing yard work and maintenance for hours today, could one of you kind tranners make me dinner? I would greatly appreciate it.
>>41386330would if i could anon, what's ur ideal dinner on a day like this?
>>41386361Anything hearty you have lovingly prepared.
My ball stank be ball stankin today.... And that's on SENPAI! Good morning tranners!
>tranny invites me to her place>says come visit in november>includes addrees>she ghosts>its been 3 weeks??
kafka would have been a chaser
The tranny you're crying over is getting gangbanged in a sex swing every night
>>41386390Yeah that happens man.
>>41386330Can I smell your cock through your underwear please
who will cry for mariemoder
>>41386407You said please so I feel obligated to let you
so glad i got rid of discorda weight has been lifted from my shoulders
>>41386419Thank you sir <3
>>41386426when the bpd hits
>>41386436when is it ever not hitting Dx
>>41386411My dick lol
>>41386411What would be the reason for me to cry?
>>41386390Show up in November anyways. Surprise!
>>41386443cry because i am sadweep for me!
>>41386043Good post
>>41386478I'm wailing rn
>>41386484good boy or girl. keep it up now, don't let your devotion waver
>>41386478No Marie I will not cry or weep with you, instead I insist you feast your eyes on this amusing seal and feel joy!
I want to marry >>41384186
>>41386488awwww look at the seal she's hugging her toy aaaaaaa that's the cutest thing i've ever seen
>>41386490Trolls are posting cis women in passgen again I see
>>41386492She looks like she cuddles good
>>41386426T. the girl who ghosted me
>>41386515which one are u
I love men
>>41386520I love you <3
BRONYAAAAAAA WAKE UPPPPPWAKE UP BRONYAAAAAWHERE ARE YOUUUUU
>>41386521You are so perfect and handsome and sexy. MEN <3<3<3<3
>>41386522hallo sorry my somali agents just beheaded her in the main glasgow square its over sorry!!!
>>41386525Now I love you even more! You are so perfect I wish I could grab you and kiss you!
>>41386527Fuck I summoned the wrong zoomer
>>41386534Let me tryI'M GOING TO WASH MY STINKY BALLS
I haven't jorked it to trannies for a week and I'm starting to worry even myself
>>41386538NOOOOOO LET ME SMELL THEM FIRST
chasers b like>so anyways that's the story of when i fantasized about fracturing that whore's skull>whyd u stop talking?>blackpilled again
>>41386542oh no... are you becoming straight?
>>41386550women b like>I only talk to the craziest men>why are all these men crazy?>men's fault again
>>41386550Jesus lady I'm a little autistic not a psychopath
>>41386534https://voca.ro/17JdnyY09Cma
Trannies be like>I WANT YOU TO FRACTURE MY SKULL AND RAPE MEEEE>please don't stop talking to me pleaseeee>stops talking to you herselfIdk what pilled this is but it has happened multiple times
>>41386564Hey wanna do this together?
>>41386564They've just got attachment issues and sometimes that makes them think they care or love you when they don't really
>>41386551That's what I'm afraid of.
>>41386564Hey maybe you shouldn't have put out psychic thoughts about how much you hate her and planned on leaving her next week.
>>41386550I feel like this is just what happens when you try to talk to 4channers
>>41386569When will trannies learn I want to marry them not leave them.
>>41386577Not me. Im perfect and nice and cute. :3
>>41386564>>I WANT YOU TO FRACTURE MY SKULL AND RAPE MEEEEhow do i get a bf to do this to me
>>41386569BPDNVKE
I was on vacation with family, how did chasergen do this week?
>>41386591Got one.
>>41386584Of course bb
(sound of a hard drive spinning up) i heard a chaser is going to wash their balls
>>41386599I stopped filing the reports a month back. It seemed okay
>>41386635I activated the bronya signal
>>41386556cope kys
>>41386643i slept so much I wonder if I'm really well rested now
>>41386647Sometimes sleeping too much just makes me more groggy
>>41386645Real picture of bronya after a long night with an incelposter
https://voca.ro/1cQcFuzJlG2J
do you think he was lying to me the whole time
>>41386599Rach has returned
>>41386658right....>>41386662i have this horrible creeping dread that I'm gonna end up in a misandrist x misogynist relationship and I don't trust myself to win out im too easily led i would eventually just fold
>>41384944lol
>watching alien romulus>out of control spaceship grazes a fuel tank on a giant space station, igniting it>somehow survives, continues flying out of control>miraculously flies directly into a hangar bay with just low enough energy to come to a complete stop remaining intact in the hangar baythis is fucking stupid lmao
i was making my shrimp and i had to add lemon juice but then after squeezing in a few drops i noticed the lemon had mold on it :(
>>41386695>i have this horrible creeping dread that I'm gonna end up in a misandrist x misogynist relationship and I don't trust myself to win out im too easily led i would eventually just foldI can't explain how I know this, but you think this because of anime and hentai
>>41386707Still the best movie out of the new ones I think.
>>41386707Did you see the ending of the original Alien? The alien just sorta gets sleepy lol
>>41386564lol
>>41386713Yeah I think it's not even close either. You ever see Prey? Trying to figure out which I like more
>>41386711It's a metaphor for when we frot
>>41386713yea i mean aside from that ive been thoroughly enjoying it so fardigging the retro futuristic aesthetic too>>41386715i thought it got like blasted off with the shuttle's thruster or some shitalso unrelated but the space marine pilot lady from aliens lives in my head rent free
>>41386712i do. what now
>>41386695This is why you should only date simps
>>41386724He gets blasted out of the shuttle yeah. But when he gets in the shuttle he's just laying in a rack breathing heavy for like five minutes and then just drunkenly stumbles around until Ripley sucks him out. I always found it such a weird scene
>>41386202it went great, really romantic:)
>>41386687What happened nonny
>>41386727i don't think I even have any of those.... for a simp it has to be parasocial right we're just friends
>>41386726I dunno
weather wasn't great doe so my hair is a mess lol
>>41386731oh yea right i forgorbeen a while since ive seen the original
>>41386723did you mean to reply to something else
>>41386749it's a metaphor for when we frot
>>41386735If it's on board it's parasocial I'd sayI disagree with that though, I simped ultra hard for my exes
>>41386722>You ever see PreyNot yet, I should. >>41386724>yea i mean aside from that ive been thoroughly enjoying it so far>digging the retro futuristic aesthetic tooYeah it was overall entertaining, not a memorable masterpiece but I enjoyed it more than the previous new ones.
>>41386735Idk man I've seen people get called simps for loving their wives
>>41386735Why would anyone simp for a huge lard tranny? Much less a lard tranny who is openly AGP and attracted to cis women, basically a fat man in drag lol
>>41386752bronya should i eat my moldy shrimp
>>41386755its funny i used to root for the humans in these movies but now im rooting for the aliens to rek their shittbf the humans in this one are particularly annoying
>>41386749No
>>41386773>OI BRUV HE'S A TOTAL ALIEN FOR REAL BRUVYeaahhhh
>>41386769Its just a bit of lemon juice. U won't even notice
>>41386754i see yeah that does make some sense. idk I'm always trying to take stuff off board but people are scared maybe they just need to build up some more confidence? i think that's cute desire is beautiful>>41386759the culture is so strange.... i do not understand this. it is normal to love your wife no? >>41386769it looks so good.... it is categorically undeniably without a doubt 100% safe and contains 0% mold but if you're in your head about it i understand
>>41386762Bronya is cute and has fat tits. Simple as
Also who put dead Ian Holm in that movie? I don't want to see a corpse paraded around on screen, was disgusting
>>41386790tranny here btw
>>41386784so mean to the nice android for no reason :<ive been thinking of that scene from prometheus where david asks one of the meatsacks "why did you create us" and he says "probably just because we could" and david says "can you imagine, if your creator said that to you, how disappointing it would be?"gives me goosebumps
>>41386781i dont get what that meant then..>>41386785ok ill eat it but if i die youre to blame!>>41386789>categorically undeniably without a doubt 100% safe and contains 0% moldhow can you tell
>>41386796Darn ya caught me. I'm not wrong though.
>>41386797I'm still bummed about how Prometheus turned out. David I think had the potential to be the most interesting character in the franchise by a lot.
>>41386801More broya for you then
>>41386800I'm squirting "moldy" "lemon juice" on your "shrimp"
>>41386802prometheus makes me scratch my headits like two thirds of the way through they just got bored and were like ok lets wrap this up
>>41386807i see. it should not be moldy please see a urologist
>>41386790She's also really nice and a good shitposter
>>41386816This is true.
>>41386808Yeah you wonder what happened and then you look at Ridley Scott movies and that's just how half of them go. Dude just has no gas after the first lap
Now that rach is back, I'm really beginning to enjoy his presence as a comedic fixture. The more you think about rach, the funnier it gets. If you described rach to rach, he'd think you were describing a Jewish psyop
>>41386823Who is Rach attacking now these days?
>>41386731https://voca.ro/12Ks2nXQSCoz
>>41386820just found out there was a gladiator II ??? why???
>>41386800a woman's intuition
>>41386829No one really. He's tried to go after Discordia, but there hasn't been much effect. Veronika's tried to bait him unsuccessfully. I think it pichu comes back Rach is really gonna sperg out tho
>>41386797https://voca.ro/15ucL5Nl7bsl
andy's actor is carrying this movie frmaking the rest look like amateurs
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>>41386862Xao long bao, wo man jiOr however the Diddy goes
>>41386858see now why do they draw a male alien and a female alien I thought the whole point was ungendering these reproductive dynamics it's like tell me in one image you didn't get the moviest. has not even considered watching a single one of the movies
>>41386845I'm surprised you hadn't heard. >>41386860He's real good, yeah
>>41386850we get it ur one of the dolls :rolling_eyes:
