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>>41379861
>you hearin' this retarded shit?
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trump freed my nigga george santos
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>>41383658
The big gay cabal pulled some strings
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https://voca.ro/1mpnsG3BowT1
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pinning a faggot up against a wall and shoving my tongue in his mouth.
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>>41383745
drop your shorts, show us your underwear
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>>41383714
Buying roses for a bottom to romantically symbolize what I want his asshole to look like when I’m done with him
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>>41383763
https://voca.ro/13qQmiXN6DYH
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>>41383745
Everyones going to da gay bar
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>>41383788
>why do people need underwear?
some people are pissy and poopy
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>>41383790
there's no gay bar in rural bavaria
just daddy's woodshed
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>>41383790
https://voca.ro/1d2JywA63Vda
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If you shave your legs you're not fit to be gay. Periodt!
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>>41383797
https://voca.ro/11KNzZ0yIgN7
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i cannot take the pain anymore, jesus christ holy god, haven t i suffered hard enough already, just please stop
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>>41383842
https://voca.ro/1BQ2G4dINCWv
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>>41383830
i met a stranger at a straight bar who fucked me in the ass in his car
he was like almost 50
did you ever have encounters at a straight bar
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>>41383852
https://voca.ro/1kCJev1mk58K
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>>41383842
i shave my legs but i agree leg hair looks way better
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all i need is for my top to be quiet and sit still while i enjoy myself. get accustomed to being ridden, since that's mostly what you'll be doing as my boyfriend. no complaints, or you get beat with cock.
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>>41383865
https://voca.ro/1mOfm2R0sDdi
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https://voca.ro/1iMb0nU9NyeK
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>>41383842
https://voca.ro/1byaJKX6DR8g
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>>41383821
Kinda sad.
>>41383830
Tbf that’s a young straight tradition too.There are some bars for different groups like one here is only for bears one is a club that’s mostly younger people. Gym cruising might work though I’ve never tried yet personally.
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>>41383856
>>41383912
Sissykiss-coded.
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>>41383890
the only ever guys who flirted with me were like 50 year old divorced men with kids
i hate being ugly man

>>41383908
i am feminine but ugly

>>41383914
>Kinda sad
they don't think it be like it is but it do
it's like 5 am and I spent all night alone
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Trying to pick up guys at a straight bar seems like a really quick way to get hate crimed...
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>>41383945
i mean not if they initiate
just a quick way to have painful bad assrape sex
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>>41383912
Dude
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im a straight bottom..
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>>41383960
as a gay bottom: would (if you wash your ass)
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Washing your ass makes you gay, btw.
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Does slayer give anyone else bad vibes like he seems lbw or even prematured...
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Are hairy armpits bad
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>>41383987
he is a retard but harmless besides petty things
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>>41383995
no, very hot (especially if musky without deodorant)
im european tho
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>>41383943
> I spent all night alone
It be like that. Do you at least have a pet
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>>41384007
no. i wish i were someones pet
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https://voca.ro/14nWJzWbg1mQ

the police came and everything it was nuts. I didn't personally witness the dance assault, I was outside with my friends smoking.
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>>41384018
you sound like shiza
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Sometimes it's scary how stinky I can be. How bad it can get.
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>>41384035
may i sniff your pits?
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>>41384040
I don't have any. I'm old, walled, and bald.
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>>41384005
Ic ic mine are not that bad I think
>>41384015
Phenotypical bottom behavior
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>>41384018
>the dance assault
Like thugs came up and assaulted ppl with dancing? I hate dancing to be fair
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>>41383987
The funny thing is i posted 2 years ago and talked to you back then and thought you were really cute and funny
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>>41384069
Maybe my past experiences let me know you're crazy...
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>>41384018
Ok now it makes sense. I yelled at a few Hispanic guys for hitting on me in weird ways. It's never a 9/10 white boy who does that always an uggo you feel me dawg
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>>41384072
I found old graffiti again this says 2/9/1921
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>>41384032
You're crazy for that, my voice gets a bit airy when I've been hitting the blinker too much, tho
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Are you marrying a woman because tradition? How are you handling that knowing full well you are a cocksucking fairy?
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>>41384082
He kind of looked like this, it was a known redneck bar, no clue what he was on. Guys fought there over nothing. But they let us smoke weed by the pool tables, so like that was kind of cool. I only flirted with one of my bi friends there :3
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>>41384113
These are all gay bottoms here bro none of them care about marrying a woman
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>>41384122
He's not bad. It's a super bad idea to try to gay dance with a straight guy at the gay bar though. How badly was he beaten?
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>>41384128
This was a straight bar lmao, I grew up in a corn town with mostly straight/bi friends.
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Corn town is the street name for my bussyhole.
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I came this close to fucking a hot Hispanic daddy. He was adamant he was straight but couldnt stop making advances at me.
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>>41384148
Lold
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Is it time to cut weight and shave my arm pits?I’m don’t want to be 30 and still be single/lonely
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>>41384015
lol
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>>41384183
Oh :/ did it not work out with that guy?

I trim them just so they look neat and don't poke out when my arms are closed, but most guys like hair, or aren't too bothered by it.
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>>41384183
You're fat like jessica simpsons in this.
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Need zoomer boipuss
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>>41384220
> Oh :/ did it not work out with that guy?
I’m just asking in general I feel like dark/black bodyhair is harder to rock

>>41384257
Idk what this means but am gonna cut soon
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Loser posts pole, I'll be white with 1 less knight.
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Oh the moomoo cow is blaming me for ha self-harm... Okaur.
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>>41384138
You are Midwestern aren't you, i want corn field bf
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I went to Chicago once and the people were really nice. I'd heard all these bad things about Chicago and they were nicer than people from LA or San Francisco
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>>41384308
Chicago is the new gay mecca.
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>>41384308
The nicest people are from the northeast for some reason
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>>41384317
Maybe because it's relatively cheaper than the coastal cities? Idk.
>>41384320
You mean like Maine, Vermont, New Hampshire? It's because those are the whitest states and they live like it's 1950 where there's no crime
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I'm a gay redneck and I'm here to bully bottoms with my confederate pecker
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>>41384329
Vermont yeah but generally northeast massachusetts too. Not NJ or NY as much
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>>41384344
I'd move to Maine if I wasn't raised in California and unable to deal with could climate. It looks beautiful there in the summer time
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>>41384300
Yeah, it kind of sucked. Luckily there's friendlier places not too far away. I'm getting the eep :c
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>>41384320
Where did you get that idea from? That is not true on a physical level. It contradicts the very basics of biology.
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>>41384349
Yeah it’s brutal weather up there especially near the great lakes but I enjoyed my time living there and like snow a lot. Why Maine in particular?
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>>41384360
Ok have nice eep then twink it's late there and I'm boring you
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>>41384367
>it contradicts the very basics of biology.
What bro
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lol
>step out for dinner
>come back
>methy still ranting and clinging to old lore about skunk and now Iceland
>still yapping about my sex interests for some reason
>trying to learn my schedule by studying post times
>usual stalker behavior
>all this cope
>and dinner too
Life is good.
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>>41384370
Because it's sparsely populated and extremely white lol
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>>41384376
We're probably both here often o/
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>>41384400
Fair enough
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I have not made a single post itt its all been impersonators...
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men are rapedolls with no human rights
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>>41384409
Why don't you get in bed with me then and cuddle
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>>41384485
https://voca.ro/15X9vwpIxgEH
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>>41384466
It's Larry and the old troon impersonating you buddy
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>>41384510
Especially George Floyd. Bucky broken
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>>41384466
This is a fake post. Proofs? I used to pretend to be a beached whale and begged for human cock to save me.
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can someone recommend a fleshlight that has a butthole instead of a pussy and is good for average sized guys like 5 inches at most
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>>41384518
They edited the audio of the clip to make him say “I can’t breath” but the real clip he’s saying “I love biwisi”
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>>41384541
lol he was begging Daddy Derek to go deeper
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Even pack then I was old nasty pancakes. Back before I went bald. Before I got walled.
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lol these vocaroos were great.

>methy self reporting on what a gooner he is
>methy complaining that the thread is dead because people going to bars and getting laid is gay
>methy whining about how his 'alpha blood' wont give him leg hair because estrogen made his body a walking vagina
>methy chest thumping about 'alpha blood' until someone hears him and cowardly shuts the vocaroo off abruptly
>methys so alpha that when he goes to a straight bar the men hit on him
and the best part
>methy lets Timur turn him into a piss fetishist just to have a goon buddy
good going Timmy
llllllllllllllllllololololol
lllllllllllllllllllllololololol
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>>41384278
lol Im so clueless. I was hoping those uniforms in the thumbnail were for astronauts and they were letting twinks into Space Force
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>>41384548
Truly. What a tragedy people rioted over gay lovers. So much for the tolerant left
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He used to look like Zoolander
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>>41384599
Gigi's faceblindness strikes again...
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>>41384599
That daddy on the left is giving me a snail trail
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>>41383834
lol thats cute. Mammal pride.
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>>41384595
You post the ugliest chinamen fr
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>>41384599
I have some serious face blindness. It was hell in the military when everyone had the same clothes and haircut. I was always staring at name tags.
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>youtube recommendations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etviGf1uWlg
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>>41383834
lmao. cats gonna cat
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I'm sour candy... So sweet when I gets a little handsy yeah.
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Idk what 'murgh makhani' is but it sure was tasty.
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holy shit I just remembered I have a hookah lol

I even have shisha and coal. I wonder if I should dust it off and fire it up. I think I might.
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You don't have good luck with hookahs they tend to take your money and leave without fucking you
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>>41384338
what about dating them openly and not just going for hookups
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i love After so much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MTIDZGqjlls
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i kinda hate being brown.
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>>41384778
those are real real bad for your lungs
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>>41384624
well i like em so
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I want to die
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>>41385001
Well everything in moderation. I finally finished setting it up and the coal is warming up. I remember why I stopped using it now. They are sort of messy to handle and cleaning them well is a pain. I think this thing is like 16 years old lol

Oh well at least I get to larp and dork out for a bit. It will probably be back in the attic by Tuesday. Maybe. I get the cherry-orange maassel.
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You know those yaoi stories where some naked guy has to go outside to get a drink from a vending machine for some other guy recording him. That's on my bucket list sis.
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>>41385096
i feel like you just wanna get the humiliation blackmail treatment
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>>41385096
I thought it was sending them down to the hotel front desk clerk with a load on their face.

Lets just change the subject.
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>>41385112
I wanna be the guy recording and ordering him to get me a fizzy soda pop. Preferably.
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>>41385117
god that really makes you think
hotel receptionists have to deal with a lot of bullshit probably, huh?
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>>41385117
I'd have him wait inside the bathroom with a dildo inside his ass while the cleaning service lady cleans the room.
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Cersei if she was Chinese.
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I think I see another big spider on the wall. Time to get the ICE containment jar. Thats two this week. Hopefully its just a centipede.

Dammit I never get to just sit down and chill sonofabitch.
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>>41385150
let the spidey do his thing. he'll take out other bugs for you
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>>41385142
Is she wearing a gom jabbar?
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>>41385142
whats that on her fingers? super long fake nails? i am unfamiliar
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>>41385151
Its fine if they are in a web and staying put but I can't have the kind that just wander around all the time unless its a jumper. I can't stop to look up every spider and the roamers are too fast to give me a chance anyways. If they stay put and let me put them in the jar, they live. If they try to run and are too fast, they get the fatal thump. I can't have them getting away and hiding and making me chase them again.
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Meh its just a jumper spider. He can stay. Idk what he expects to find on the wall though.
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>>41385158
They're nail guards. Protects her fingers from toil and hard labor of peasantry. It's a symbol of nobility and her celestial status.
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>Seljalandsfoss
>Jökulsárlón
>Reynisdrangar
>Jökulsárlón
I cant pronounce any of this.
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>Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður
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Dang I forgot how long these hookah bowls last.
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>>41385222
>>41385230
what is that? and why do you want to pronounce it?
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>>41385222
why you wrote Jökulsárlón twice?
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>>41385222
why would you want to. if you want to speak a scandinavian language fluently just have peanut butter permanently stuck on the roof of your mouth.
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I found out there are 24 hour arcades. Now I wanna go to one at a late hour and play some games nude when no one is there.
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got nothing to play
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>>41385265
you are the reason gay people shouldn't have rights.
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>>41385268
*unbuttons pants*
I got something for you to play with :-)
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marea's new twitter

https://x.com/huwieristic/status/1967742806119813411
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Texanon in her Cersei era <3
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>>41385265
dont ruin it for everyone, weirdo.
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>>41385272
i feel like your dick isnt a fantasy crpg with active pause and fully customizable party
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>>41385260
I probably didnt clear the clipboard. I cant spell it any better than I can pronounce it.

>>41385256
Just natural attractions around Iceland. I think I have them narrowed down for a hoped for trip later on. It will still need a lot of planning though. Theres a lot information to sift through and hype to filter.
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>>41385291
>fantasy crpg with active pause and fully customizable party
make one :3
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question
what is the gayest article of clothing?
My first thought was a jock strap. but straight guys wear those for sports n such too, so now I'm very stumped. most other options are also very popular with women
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I'm gay and I don't wear clothes. The children on my street don't go outside to play any more but I'm sure that's unrelated.
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>>41385319
perhaps nudity is the gayest clothes there be
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>>41385303
never seen a straight man wear a cardigan.
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>>41385331
you could also argue that thats primarily a woman's choice, so it doesnt count, but there are cardigans made specifically for men, so you may be correct in this statement
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Thats another downside of hookahs is that they dont give you that nicotine punch unless you super huff them, which can make you ill and is not how they are meant to be used. The upside is that the maasel tastes great (think ancient vape) and its even smoother.

Don't believe people who tell you to use plain weed in them. They are confusing substance forms and devices and you will just waste your herb. I guess you could configure it for hash somehow but you would be better off using a bong or one of those pipes made for budder.

Just my opinion but once you are down to using budder/badder its time to take a break.
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>>41385280
Hasn’t she always had some similarities to Cersei?
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>>41385331
Texanon, straight men can wear whatever they want, also cardigans. I live in Europe and I see men wearing cardigans regularly. It’s an appropriate garment for men too. You have just never seen it because American men dress like children. They’re very sloppy in the way they dress
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>>41385303
Assless chaps
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>>41385412
to be fair European men are just naturally gayer in general, so this makes sense
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>>41385303
Fishnet shirt
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>>41385418
naw man lesbians LOVE those
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>>41385414
Oh it’s gay now to wear appropriate clothing?
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>>41385425
yeah you got it
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>>41385303
Penis pouches.
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>>41385431
looks like the hand of a south park character
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Slayed tonight
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>>41385659
Omigosh its giving Avatar!!!!!!
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love catboys
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owklknT7OA0
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>>41385098
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how to train your catboy
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>>41385765
Must huff the ear fluff
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>>41385659
an angel!
of death!
>>41385303
cropped tshirts
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>>41385889
honestly desu
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>>41385431
i did this with a sock!
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>>41385303
Sweaters tied around the waist. For some reason, it looks way cooler on dudes than on girls.
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>>41385268
GET A JERB!
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This gen really went downhill
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>>41385911
Healthy substitute for cannibalism.
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>>41384938
not bad actually, too bad the song never really goes anywhere, but lots of potential, interesting textures
kinda reminds me a little bit of Ivy
but with no guitar
https://youtu.be/89HkT2Fa6Iw
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Bf that is both masc and cute, simultaneously
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>>41386010
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>>41386014
No I was thinking more of a balding skinnyfat bearded twink
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>>41386030
your mind sis...
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new dating strategy: using the sex offender registry to find a new boyfriend
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>>41386088
hi
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it's sanic racing bitches
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liberal tops are so weird, saying shit like "cum for Palestine", or "You're such a whore (not that that's a bad thing) who's slept with so many guys, gals, and nonbinary pals, it's a wonder you're still so tight" or " You want me to choke you so you can't breathe? what do I look like, a cop?"
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who even cums for palestine?
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>>41386160
Hasan
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>>41386165
isn't he like a sociopath, i'm pretty sure those guys feel no cumpathy
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>>41383643
I cummed yesterday and day before from urine slave and knife to throat scenario with you. But it was frustrating af to achieve with stupid dick.
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>>41386197
>>41386197
dude...
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>>41386207
Don't laugh
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>>41386226
Hmm… I might rape you later.
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>>41386266
Wtf I don't consent
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whats our fav girls aloud single? for me its the show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGUIE844hxk
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I'm going to the woods for a few days byebye
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>>41386287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxVwipyfq9M
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>>41386287
https://youtu.be/lFY4DxiHzTI
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>>41386284
That’s the idea
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Got off work.
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>>41386030
literally me>>41386033
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>>41386066
Society trying to break up a masc4masc relationship
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A lot of people seem to look down upon those who drink their own pee, but I don’t see why. It’s completely healthy, pee is sterile, and it tastes fine. It’s warm, salty, but not too flavorful. It’d compare to drinking broth. In a clutch situation I can imagine myself pissing on chick and carrots to make a quick soup.
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>>41386518
>pissing on chick
no bi shits
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>>41386518
This goo is fake. I’m casting a hex on you. I do not drink piss!!
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>>41386529
If you’re just joining the stream “chick” is actually slang for “chicken.” We like to use slang to shorten words to make it easier to say on stream. “Chick, being a slang fit “chicken” being a good example.
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going to my first gay bar today. i’m nervous as fuck.
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>>41386559
like calling you a fag because you're a faggot?
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>>41386553
>a good normal poster with pics
I knew you would pick up a hater eventually. Expect it to get worse. You will eventually leave or become one of them. There is no in between, fren.
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>>41386582
Good luck
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>>41386586
Yesss sis! Sis being short for sister, a feminine version of brother we use to accentuate our femininity as gay men.
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>>41386590
It is what it is
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>>41386582
My first experience at a gay bar was pretty wretched desu. I never went back.

I was pretty young and going through a major family tragedy. I guess I was feeling pretty vulnerable, and it was about then that I met up with this holy-roller closet-case daddy trying to use religion to console me, but I kept getting these weird vibes from him. Anyways, he decides he has to go on a business trip way out of town, and I asked to go along. I gathered some junk I had recently bought and we went downtown to book a flight.

Sure enough, as soon as we are out of the burbs and downtown, he takes me off to some shit neighborhood, which sucked because we got stopped by cops on the way, so this is already shaping up to be a bad trip. He talks to the cops and explains that we dont have anything, then we go to this bar he has already picked out.

It was a total "urban" dump, frankly, and nothing but freaks everywhere eye-balling me as soon as I walk in like they never saw two white guys before. Apparently he knew some people and thought some down-low thug-wannabe asshole there was going to get him a good travel deal on the spot. As soon as I walk in with my stuff, the bartender flips shit about all my junk. Since we had a convertible and were in a rough neighborhood, I didn't feel like leaving it in the car to get jacked, but he insisted I leave it outside-
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>>41386582
keep your ass open
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>>41386598
i thought sis was short for sissy cause yall agp?
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>>41386604
- Next, I try to get a drink and relax (it's clear the bartender didn't really want to serve me), and just listen to the jazz playing (yes, it was that kind of dump) . Then some drunken foreigner next to me starts yapping at me in his durka-durka language, which I didn't understand a word of. I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or what so I just ignore him. The daddy had gone off to meet his buddy and is talking to some hairy fug bear, and now I'm stuck with this crap.

The foreigner's friend comes up and starts talking shit too about what a bad-ass he is in his broken English and now I'm stuck. Finally, just as his friend starts putting his hands on me and I'm about to flip, the daddy comes back and tries to calm everyone down. It was pointless though, the two dipshits were clearly either drunk or high and wanted a fight. But just as the friend makes his move and pushes me into a table, the daddy breaks out some kung-fu shit and whacked his arm off with his light saber. We hauled ass out of town and I never went back to that shitty freak bar ever again.
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>>41386600
moar
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>>41386600
slutty daddy bottom who moans uncontrollably when you eat his ass
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>>41386610
Hmm. Good point. Let me go ask my gf what she thinks and I’ll get back to you on that.
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>>41386604
>>41386611
that just sounds like you're doing it wrong. whole point of going to the gay bar is to /cruise/. cruising is when you walk the floor checking the guys out like it's a drive-by. if you happen to see one you like or one that's interested in you, you dance together a little. if he's into? you go home with them and fuck. literally that's the entire point of the bar. if you're not looking to fuck, don't bother going. no one likes a cock tease that's gunna take ya for a ride. if you don't wanna fuck, don't accept when someone else wants to buy you a drink. just understand. if you refuse, you're the asshole. try lowering your standards. you're not the shit like you think you are.
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Is this what NSDAP rallies were like?
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Let masc gays be masc gays.
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Would you be willing to be an Italian soccer team massage therapist?
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>>41386637
the portland of fox news is very different than the portland of reddit. if you don't engage in both, you can't get a realistic interpretation of what's going on. the other night fox was railing against group think. hypocrits. they're ok with group think when it's you eatting the shit they're selling. they're not ok with group think when you subscribe to the opposition. at the end of the day it's a battle of engagement where the fight is for your attention. neither main stream narrative is correct, but the truth begins in lies.
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>>41386637
If you can't make fun of cocksuckers, who CAN you make fun of?
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would you give him a kiss?
if you say no you are mean and racist
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Do any of you in US have the new redbull flavor? It's Fuji apple & ginger. I'm gone now
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>>41386644
>what if i get a boner?
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>>41386656
Something doesn’t seem right. I don’t think asians have that hair color or whites even
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i want a bf ;(
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>>41386663
it's weird it's almost like he dyed it
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>>41386663
i was made in a lab. test tube baby.
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>>41386644
slutty underwear
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>>41386686
>>41386671
They should fuck.
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>>41386675
I feel the same sometimes like someone hit the character creator randomizer too many times
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>>41386657
Girl drink
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>>41386651
I described conservatives as identitarian chauvinists and that is the best word to describe them. It’s basically the theme of Birth of a Nation. The movie is about two families, northern and southern, coming together because they viewed white as a nation in america. and they came together to suppress the black nation.
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>>41386671
He would be better if he hit the gym and became an ethereal warrior prince
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White people are the best and I'm tired of pretending like they're not
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Would you date a psychopath
What if he really truly loved you?
(He doesn’t want you making friends or visiting family much tho)
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would you fuck a female bodybuilder?
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>>41386714
They technically are. Productivity wise. Morally speaking it’s questionable, but white culture is clearly superior to many others. That we can allow other cultures in our midst suggests we’re either morally or culturally misguided. Not all cultures would do this.
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>>41386714
Honestly true
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>>41386699
he does go to the gym, silly
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How do I get over my shame and shyness over wanting to hook up with guys? Never done it before so I’m kinda scared and just want to give a bj to start but idk how to get over my fear
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Why do white women stalk their exes on socials for years?
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Is it gayer to fuck a female bodybuilder or a boy who looks like a girl
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>>41386746
At least half the population wants to suck dick, there's no shame in it.
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>>41386750
>gayer to fuck a women or man
hard to tell
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>>41386748
wow Dan's a white woman?
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>>41386750
the boy because lf the risk of the balls touching
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>>41386743
Ig but he should work out arms more to get the warrior prince aesthetic
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i'm not gay
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I love balls
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>>41386766
I like the himcess aesthetic :3
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>>41386758
I think it's gayer to fuck the bodybuilder because nothing about their body is fem
>>41386764
Ah ok
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i think i'm more an ezra miller than a jared leto.
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>>41386782
I’m lowkey just like Epstein.
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>>41386778
Fair enough
>>41386788
Bro impersonating me for attention. Probably a jealous fem who hates masc gays
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>>41386780
I'm afraid of pussy, but maybe she could top me with a mask and strap, but I don:t want to hear her voice either...
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>>41386780
> I think it's gayer to fuck the bodybuilder because nothing about their body is fem
their pussies are (gay guy who actually fucked female bodybuilders here)

female bodybuilders exist for me to go full homo, without going full homo.
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>>41386776
Ass
ASS
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bisexuals stop erasing yourselves challenge
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>>41386804
I’m gonna be real w you. This is my first in itt for like 5 years. I have no idea who you, literally only doing you bc you don’t use a trip and it’d be funny for someone to screen cap my post and try to use it in an argument against you in the future.
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>>41386814
This is tranny talk luv. Gay bottoms want real cock not just any situation where they can be submissive to a woman
>>41386821
Not doing larps today
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Why do men waking up smell like shit? Their armpits are always so ripe in the morning. Try going down on a guy in the morning and you’ll regret it.
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>>41386837
I think i smell ok in the morning. I shower before bed and soap my hole and bolls
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This is exactly why I just anon post.
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>>41386837
Nah that’s the best part. Love morning musk.
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I want to play video gaymes with my gayboyfriend so bad =\

Preferably dark souls or paper mario or something comfy cozy like that
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>>41386834
Maybe I was subtly saying he's wrong about them not being feminine.
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>>41386814
depends on if they got a manly deep voice
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>>41386837
The house isn't kept warm enough so they have to get thick non breathing blankets that make em sweat all night
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there is fem masc and masc fem. there is a spectrum, not a binary.
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>>41386861
Reading this filled me with dread
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>>41386830
You wouldn’t be saying “sis” and painting me to be effeminate unless you were following my post talking about masc4masc. You know exactly who I am. You can’t trick a jew
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https://youtu.be/vUSzgaXE9Zk
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a real life angel
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>>41386875
Mr pancakes
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There is only man and everything that isn't. Reasons something isn't a man are irrelevant. All that matters is whether it is or is not a man.
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>>41386882
Post naked asian boys
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>>41386846
Same here, bestie
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All good looking men should be free use
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>>41386875
>You can’t trick a jew
Its true and I really, really try. But they still always end up with my money. You should write a book to tell us how to do it. I'd buy it today if I could.
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>>41386884
I agree. But in a way where I actually think the opposite.
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>>41386875
Femininity is a generic homophobic stereotype. I assume everyone here would opposed to being portrayed as a flamer. Atp the ego is getting genuinely starting to annoy me, but I shouldn’t be surprised a namefag would assume everyone knows or cares about how the way they posture on an imageboard based around anonymity. Again, that absolutely is a generic insult and is in no way personal to you.
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>>41386890
no thanks
look at his cute butt though
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>>41386884
Not very inclusive of 2 spirit people or men that need to be women because it gives them a boner
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>>41386911
humiliation ritual
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>>41386920
cute butt ritual
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frotting cocks like its the battle of cerisole 1544
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>>41386920
just wait until you find out about gay sex
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>>41386926
the battle of harihole 2025
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>>41386929
gay sex looks a lot less faggy than what he is doing tbqhwy
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>>41386883
Wouldn’t doubt it
>>41386900
>But they still always end up with my money
Idk but I think it’s only the most clever jews survived so it’s genetic atp
>>41386908
Not buying it
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this s my sister in law
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>>41385414
being clean isn't gay
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i ate too many cheeseburgers and my behind is beginning to show it, heck even my pecs got a little bit of fluff, it almost looks like i'm growing titties. i'm kind of scared, last thing i want is moobs, because i don't want people to misgender me >.<
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grrr
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>>41386971
Is your love for cheese burgers worth it and did you at least get a fat ass
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I love when my boyfriend eats too much and his gut swells up and he starts whining and then he demands cuddles
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i meant to reply to that guy oops
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>>41386996
that's alright, bottoms are a little ditzy
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>>41386986
yea my butt got larger, it jiggles at a higher wavelength than before, it's somewhat disorienting. i believe the extra fat is good for my organs though, because i've been violating my insides with dildos a little bit too often. the internal cushioning will help reduce fatigue caused by anal sex.
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>>41386992
ew
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>>41387032
>>41387032
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